Troy Tulowitzki is Hans Moleman/Tuesday Morning Rockpile:

Really, I was just looking for the first clip of "football to the groin", but most of the others fit. Like Hans, Troy was going about his business (and lately his business has been to hit homers to give the Rockies the lead) only to be hit in the groin.

And the one with Hans shooting the flare gun before the wolves close in on him? Well, that's Troy hitting the homer that should rescue the team. But then the fear of Fuentes and others blowing the game surrounds him.

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If a change comes to the rotation, it will likely be Buchholz or U-Ball. Hopefully in that order since all options on the 25-man roster should be exhausted first.

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