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Simulate your own Rockies late-inning collapse!

Man, it has been painful to watch these last three games. I mean like Middle-Ages-dungeon-torture painful. First an old pal, Kaz Matsui kicks us in the unmentionables. Then the bullpen does it again at home against the Phillies... two nights in a row.

 

But, now you can get that same good wholesome feeling in the comfort of your own home without wasting three hours of your time  leading up to it. I have a how-to guide posted on today's new entry: On The Rox. Click here to find out how!

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LOL!

that’s funny & there’ve been times I’d like to do just that I find away to forget about doing it and keep rooting for the Rockies. I’m a die hard fan & win or lose I’ll always love my Rockies.

"Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great." -Jimmy Dougan (Tom Hanks) "A League of Their Own"

by Tulowitzki Rox on Apr 23, 2008 2:10 PM MDT reply reply   0 recs

F you with a harpoon, Rockies

Hey Corpas- spring training ended back in March. Get your crap together and do your stupid job.

rockies in october.

by LarryB303 on Apr 23, 2008 10:35 PM MDT reply reply   0 recs

Updated

the link so readers will go to the correct entry.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on Apr 24, 2008 8:24 AM MDT reply reply   0 recs

oops, thanks

I didn’t even bother to check if it was still working, obviously.

One thing I’m not sure about with the entry is that the stake has to be wooden. Does that mean that we’re all vampires as Rockies fans?

by Rox Girl on Apr 24, 2008 8:41 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

All right, time to admit the truth.

When I write that I’m “sleepy” during these late games and should get some “sleep,” I actually mean that it’s time to go out and have some blood.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on Apr 24, 2008 9:05 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Right

Guess that means you actually sleep during the day.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 24, 2008 9:57 AM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I'm scared...

I may have to stop coming around here….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 24, 2008 6:52 PM MDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs


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