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Game #4: Owings vs. Redman

Arizona Diamondbacks at Colorado Rockies, Apr 4, 2008 2:05 PM MDT


Time for the offense to come alive, and what better day for that to happen than today? It's the home opener; it's the day we've been waiting months for; it's the day Mark Redman goes out and throws a gem. Well, that last one we'll need to wait on.

Go Rockies!

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What we need is a good old fashioned snake stomping.

I have a wager with the Snakepit on the outcome of this series. The Rockies better do more than Rodrigo did last year to make Purple Row the winner, here.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Aw

I came over from the Snakepit to say I hope we have a good series, and you guys are planning Whacking Day. I'm (melodramatically) heartbroken.

Really, though, I'm looking forward to seeing the Rockies this season. Here's hoping for a good season series, and the general collapse of every NL team in California!

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really, I think it will be a great series too

I like having a real rival, it adds a level to my Rockies fandom that was lacking for awhile.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course,

Understand that I realize our previous lack of rivalries had mostly to do with our own ineptitude.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah...

You can only display that level of ineptitude and still have deep-seated rivalries if you're the Cubs, I think.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Starting lineups

Drum roll please...

Them
Young cf
Burke 1b (what the hell?)
Hudson 2b
Byrnes lf
Snyder c
Reynolds 3b
Upton rf
Drew ss
Owings p

Us
Taveras cf
Tulo ss
Helton 1b
Holliday lf
Atkins 3b
Hawpe rf
Torrealba c
Nix 2b
Redman p

Seriously... with that lineup, Owings should be hitting in the 3-hole.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 1:10 PM MDT reply actions  

I think this could be

a slugfest today if both offenses can get off the snide.

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 1:10 PM MDT reply actions  

As a Diamondbacks fan, I find your over-estimation of our offense to be both bizarre and heart-warming.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

You just got one-hit by a guy making his his big-league debut. Don't be bragging about your offense. I personally think Owings should hit cleanup.

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

What I think he's saying

Is that we're over-estimating the D-backs offense by thinking it'll be a slugfest, not bragging about it.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

What? No!

I said moomacher over-estimated our offense! I'm not the one who said it could be a slugfest.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

you realize that he wasn't bragging

"overestimation" means something far different than "underestimation"

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh

read it wrong.

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I get caught misreading stuff far more often than I would like to admit.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, So

I shouldn't have just tried to claim Cueto in all my fantasy leagues?

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I actually think you've made a good gamble there

Part of his dominance yesterday had to do with the team he was facing, but a lot of it was inate talent. I hate to say this, but I think he might be a better rookie pitcher than Frankie Mo.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am in cold and cloudy New York

My sister is standing in a blue-skied, sunny Coors right this moment with her Baseball is Back sign, sending me pictures. It is the best I will get.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:15 PM MDT reply actions  

ooh! does this mean we might get actual game fanshots?

I hope so. I'm taking my little camera to McCormick Field when I see our minor leaguers in a little more than a week, but I was hoping we'd get at least a couple of pics of the big leaguers beforehand.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, her cell phone camera

isn't that good, and I can mainly tell what they are because I know Coors so well. Possibly.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

rats,

sounds like my World Series pics. Just because I know that little fuzzy blur is Matt Holliday doesn't mean the picture's worth posting.
:)

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm pestering her for more

If she gets something good, I'll put it up.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's try this

Click here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ymdzfydtznm

Click 'start download' and then 'open in Quicktime' or whatever. It's a short 10-second vid of the guys warming up (Atkins throws a few times) and you can hear someone saying, "JAYSON!" Sister sent it, of course.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Any video

is good video.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

Still no gameday thread at the Snakepit, so I'm loitering here. And since I'm on FSN Rocky Mountain, I think more of you will understand my complaint when I say: Really? Nickelback? Can't they give us anything better before player introductions?

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:42 PM MDT reply actions  

At least you don't have

George Frazier.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

And you changed your name

But I know you, correct? You're Devin... I think.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup, that's me

Someone had already claimed Devin by the time I registered, so I was forced to assume a new identity.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this has been discussed ad nauseum

It seems like if you put the word "rock" in a pop song and you're pretty much guaranteed some clip will be played at Coors Field.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see

I missed the connection- my innate distaste for Nickelback kicked in and I hit mute before they hit the chorus, I think.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I have a 10-page poli-sci essay midterm to do this weekend. Why, professor, why? I already doubt I will get much done... maybe tonight after the game's over.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:48 PM MDT reply actions  

And then only if they win?

I find my ability to get work done is directly correlated with the Rockies' run differential game by game.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now that I say that though...

when they win I usually watch highlights and read coverage online and then wait to see if ESPN gives it proper treatment...so really, my ability to get work done is entirely contingent on whether or not there's a Rockies game on...so, sorry Prof, no homework for the next 12 days.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am so glad I am out of school, mostly

Or I'd be in the exact same boat. As it is, trying to justify the sudden lack of productivity in my straight gig is hard enough.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rockies home opener and

a new season of Battlestar Galactica today. Rockies better win this one, since Galactica is already a win.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 1:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Video

from my sister's seat! A beautiful Coors with player introductions going on -- you can see the D-backs since she's on the third-base side. Same process to open it as last one.

http://www.mediafire.com/?y3s1yyr2rtm

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 1:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Excellent. That's beautiful and it makes me feel almost there.

I'm glad her sign is there. After what happened last season, I consider it a good luck charm. I'm just glad I don't view starting the season with Steve Finley on the roster the same way.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, we lost the home opener against the D-backs

last year with the sign there, but I guess the long-term results made it worth it.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just saw the sign.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Atkins/Hawpe

I'm sure I'm missing something obvious - but why don't we put Hawpe 5th and Atkins 6th to have a left/right/left/right in the heart of the lineup (to force opposing manager to waste an extra reliever if they want to play the "matchup" game)? Granted, Atkins hits righties and lefties about the same over his career, but some managers might not know that.

I'm glad that Helton and Holliday swapped place in the lineup. I like having the OBP monster at 3 and the power guy at 4.

by kosmo99 on Apr 4, 2008 2:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Redman, good start.

Good start.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Was that the sign?

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah,

the count is at 2 now.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Very cool!

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Interesting "called strike"

Gameday put it in the dirt.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:10 PM MDT reply actions  

That little pest, Byrnes.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Burke, I mean.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're no happier with Byrnes right now than you, but that was Chris Burke. Byrnes is (mysteriously) batting clean-up today.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

first baseman, Chris Burke.

I imagine that can't make you feel optimistic, despite his success against All-Star Mark Redman so far today.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried!

We've got Trot Nixon in AAA!

Wait. Yeah, okay, I'm worried. Is it too late to get Tony Clark back?

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am putting these up

as fast as I possibly can. Money video of YOUR 2007 National League Champions taking the field.

http://www.mediafire.com/?w5xfbtttx0b

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Gameday has ALREADY frozen

Please be merciful on me in my exile and tell me what is going on.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:16 PM MDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, one out

Not terribly merciful, sorry.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yorvit

made a throwing error on a force?

Also, Mark Redman is not good. We knew this.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Burke put down a bad bunt

and Torrealba's throw moved Tulo off the base.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK, OK,

you can get Snyder out. Don't let the bases loaded become bases cleared.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Redman walked Byrnes

on four straight?! Yes, Gameday is just catching up.

For the love of mutha, Jason, come back.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh,

the guys operating the graphics originally had that run going to the Rockies.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:20 PM MDT reply actions  

1-0 D-backs

Can we put Bucky in?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Two more for the D'Backs.

Apodaca goes out for a visit.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Evidently

Mark All-Star Redman was just the ticket to cure the D-backs' offensive doldrums.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:22 PM MDT reply actions  

So, are we all on the Kip Wells bandwagon now?

I for one, am ready to jump aboard and pretend that it was my wish the entire time...

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Uh, pray for rain?

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 2:22 PM MDT reply actions  

BARF

The poster formerly known as Blake20th.

by NewMexicanSteven on Apr 4, 2008 2:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Redman

Here's a suggestion. Take two weeks off, then quit.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:23 PM MDT reply actions  

We had better figure out how to hit today

That is all I can say.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Those better not be sleeping again today.

Offense, it's your turn.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:27 PM MDT reply actions  

35 pitches

not so efficient there Mr. Redman

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 2:27 PM MDT reply actions  

If we have a 1-2-3

I'm gonna be peeved.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Why can't any of our SPs

Seemingly locate the plate with a GPS?

by denver_sc on Apr 4, 2008 2:29 PM MDT reply actions  

That is oddly

un-comforting when we have the All-Star in the rotation.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think we can all take some joy from their- I was going to say nosedive.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Willy T!

Double!

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:32 PM MDT reply actions  

And after a good AB too

Come on Tulo.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

THAT

is what a leadoff hitter should do... see a lot of pitches and clobber one.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 2:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Agreed

Who is this guy and what did he do to Willy T?

by denver_sc on Apr 4, 2008 2:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

tulo :(

0-9 since tuesday

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Bull

I think that one was inside.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 2:36 PM MDT reply actions  

The Beard has it in him

to score Willy.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Urgh

Do not get called out looking, Tulo. Can somebody PLEASE score a run for us? ANYONE?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:36 PM MDT reply actions  

That was quick.

Matt, surely you have something to do with a man on second?

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Matty,

please anything but an out!

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 2:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Flyout

And.... two outs already.

This is depressingly familiar.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:37 PM MDT reply actions  

gotta do better

at everything involved in the game of baseball

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously, guys

If Willy T can clobber one off this guy...

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 2:38 PM MDT reply actions  

It reflects poorly on those of you

who are supposed to be better hitters and get out instead...

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wasting the leadoff man.

That's what we should see out of the D'Backs.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:40 PM MDT reply actions  

It hurts because it's true.

*kicks a rock and sadly trudges away to the sad Charlie Brown music*

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Not the start we wanted.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 2:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Um?

Going back home has done nothing for the bats. Leadoff double and only one of them even puts it in play.

Sheez, we suck right now.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Oi boy

Mark Redman gets to pitch again! I'm so exthited!

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Every year

I hope that we shore up our Team LOB numbers, and every year I end up disapointed.

by denver_sc on Apr 4, 2008 2:41 PM MDT reply actions  

If Tulo and Holliday aren't hitting

And the last three games they haven't been, we're going nowhere. Obviously, they're going to turn it around, but the sooner the better if they are really serious about returning to the WS anytime soon.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Owings

better at hitting than the meat of order right now

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 2:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Owings

Maybe Owings will wear himself out running the bases.

by kosmo99 on Apr 4, 2008 2:43 PM MDT reply actions  

The hitters will hit

they are all pressing to get off to good starts.

The pitching rotation is a big issue. I see too many deep counts, pitch counts and too few innings out of these guys. They are going to have to make a deal at some point or be buried. The bullpen cannot be expected to pitch 4+ every day or it will collapse.

by PinchHitLancePainter on Apr 4, 2008 2:44 PM MDT reply actions  

I agree, I still see this as the big issue

It's just frustrating that the hitters aren't hitting thus far, which makes all the other issues that much harder to bear.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

If this is another

three-hit shutout through five innings, I'm going to do some pistolwhipping.

(J/K. Maybe).

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Also

Who else feels violent, venomous loathing for Chris Burke already?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:45 PM MDT reply actions  

4 tacos for a buck if the boys score 7 today.

i wouldn't hold my breath

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:46 PM MDT reply actions  

If the Rockies score more

than 7 or more runs today, you can get 4 tacos for $1 at Taco Bell. Hope no one is banking on that.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:46 PM MDT reply actions  

beat you by a mile

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wish we still had

seconds listed on the post time.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

...

looks like I'm not eating tomorrow.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice catch by Willy.

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 2:47 PM MDT reply actions  

nice catch by willy. seems to be the only guy playing today

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Lucky

He was safe at second, it didn't even look close.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

First-pitch out from Byrnsie

Life goes on. Except for our offense, which got left in Tucson.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:48 PM MDT reply actions  

heeeeeeeeee might have been safe

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Let's go offense

I'd really like 4 tacos for a $1 dollar

by WanderingRoxFan on Apr 4, 2008 2:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Thank heavens that somebody invented Eric Byrnes

Who even the umpires hate enough to keep him from padding his stats by calling Chris Burke out.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 2:49 PM MDT reply actions  

oh look 2 quick outs

by ch3cooh1 on Apr 4, 2008 2:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Just thought I'd swing by and let you all know...

I like the new look and good luck with the season. Hope you all stop by the pit and talk some crap with us

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 4, 2008 2:53 PM MDT reply actions  

I will

Once I'm in a better mood. Trash-talking is more fun if your team looks like they can back up your bragging, and right now I'm in a foul temper from watching this pitiful offensive display.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I feel ya there

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 4, 2008 2:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

We're gonna get pwned again.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 2:53 PM MDT reply actions  

his name is Micah Pwnings

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 4, 2008 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Looks like

I'm going to have to save my "Owings should be a first baseman" jokes for another day.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

believe me you'll get to use it all in good time

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 4, 2008 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Redman will start the offense

when he hits a homer in his first AB. Provided he makes it out of the next inning.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 2:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Tulo bobbles the ball?

Ahhh!!!!

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:01 PM MDT reply actions  

We're screwed

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Tulo probably felt bad for being credited the unfair out

In the prior inning. See, it was actually a noble act of sportsmanship beyond our mortal understanding. Tulo remains a deity.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

When

did he undergo apotheosis?

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am impressed

Obviously, a deity of Fair Play and Sportsmanship.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Time to hit that homer, Redman.

Nix, you can also have one.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:03 PM MDT reply actions  

HDTV

Looks like I picked the wrong time to invest in high-def. This season looks even uglier when you can see it with more pixels.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh, come on, Nix

What the hell were you swinging at?

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:06 PM MDT reply actions  

My question exactly

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're making this pitcher look even better than that sprightly little elf we faced yesterday.

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 3:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Your 2008 Colorado Rockies:

Making Cy Youngs one game at a time.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not a bad swing on that one

Redman got better lumber on the ball than anybody so far except Willy T.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:07 PM MDT reply actions  

That was pretty nice

Maybe both teams should stop running their position players up there, and just let the pitchers slug it out. It'll be like the Bizarro American League.

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"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, God

Did they just call Russ Ortiz a good pitcher?

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear God

We're getting more putrid every game. Where is the bottom? After giving up a leadoff double, Owings is going to pull a John Lackey and throw a 28-out perfecto.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Who knows

Maybe when these guys figure out they don't have to hit everything out of the park?

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Watching our offense hit

more or less fun than watching paint dry

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 3:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Less

Watching paint dry isn't this painful.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

that our offense stinks worse than paint drying.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's so painful...

that I'm actually editing my definitely-worse-than-paint-drying college TV show with the sound in the background instead of watching.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's so painful

that I've made great progress on my midterm: I have written my name, the title of the class, my professor's name, and the date. Plus I may even copy/paste the text of the first question to answer.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

At least Redman sort of seems to have been settling down. Until that delightful walk to Chris Young.

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 3:13 PM MDT reply actions  

None even close

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

We are scrambling for positives here

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Big positive

We are only down three, we play at Coors Field. Despite Redman's clear suckitude, the D-backs haven't put this thing away. I think we make a comeback starting now.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Big negative

Offense terrible.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I complained this would be another

three-hit shutout through five.

I gave them credit for two too many hits, I think.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:16 PM MDT reply actions  

Do we need to repeat?

What the hell were you swinging at, Tulo?

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:19 PM MDT reply actions  

That was brutal, Troy.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Jeez

What happened to Baby Zeus? He's terrible right now.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:19 PM MDT reply actions  

We haven't had a baserunner

since the first batter of the game....

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Holliday K's

starting.... next inning

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 3:21 PM MDT reply actions  

What a woeful inning.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:21 PM MDT reply actions  

......

I have no words for how bad we are right now.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:21 PM MDT reply actions  

I do.

They might be Giants.

by maris61 on Apr 4, 2008 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

clever.

But at the same time painful. Make the pain go away, please.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

brutal

What are we going to look like against good pitching

by moomacher on Apr 4, 2008 3:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Hall of Famers!

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is nearly unwatchable right now

by WanderingRoxFan on Apr 4, 2008 3:22 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm going to get dinner

and work on a poli-sci midterm. That sounds preferable to this.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

How many innings has it been now

since we scored a run?

At least we scored 6 runs when we lost to the Dbacks at home last year.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:23 PM MDT reply actions  

This is like....

those spring training games where major league pitchers go against college teams and completely overmatch them.

Man, I've seen the Rockies make some mediocre pitchers look good, but I've never seen anything to compare to the past two games.

Really pretty shameful.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Remember they have no closer

Valverde got a save today, but it was for Houston.

Lyon has already blown one this year.

Maybe the Rox can get to the bullpen.

'Course at this rate, Owings might as well go for a CG.

by maris61 on Apr 4, 2008 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

He did it twice last season.

But I think the Arizona bullpen might surprise you.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love helping opposing pitchers

look brilliant.

And by love I mean pathologically hate.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 3:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Ugh . . .

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:26 PM MDT reply actions  

So,

we waited all winter for this?

Way to come out roaring boys. This'll gain the national respect you so crave.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:28 PM MDT reply actions  

and the Giants got destroyed by Milwaukee. You have to smile at that.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Man,

if I have to look to that franchise for comfort, things must really be bad.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe

the number of people who looked at them and then looked at the Brewers and thought the Cubs were the better team.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just returned from the game...

The Wrigleyville fans are, how should we put this, tense. Always helps to look at your misery in a relative perspective...

Longtime foosball partner of Dante Bichette

by honestyinmotion on Apr 4, 2008 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's a much better argument most days.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 4, 2008 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll sell a kidney for a run.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Here's an idea....

hey Rockies hitters, this inning, just for the hell of it, how 'bout trying to take a ball to the opposite field instead of hacking wildly.

Just a thought. Feel free to ignore me. And I'm sure you will.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Atkins, you don't need to try and hammer it.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Brad's walkup song

sounds like Nickelback. At least I've figured out what his problem is.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear Rockies,

I would be ever so pleased if you would play like the 2007 Rockies. In fact, at this point I would settle for the 2005 vintage.

by denver_sc on Apr 4, 2008 3:36 PM MDT reply actions  

They're very lucky...

they aren't getting no-hit today. For that matter, they're lucky it's not a perfect game.

I'm OK with teams getting off to a slow start, but to come out on opening day as NL Champs against Micah Freaking Owings and do this -- we'll , "inexcusable" isn't quite strong enough to describe it.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Not to beat the dead horse,

But on the season, we're currently the lowest scoring team in the Major Leagues.

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Redman actually hasn't been that bad

Run support would help, though. I wonder if our guys actually thought they could score no runs with Redman pitching and win.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:39 PM MDT reply actions  

OK, that's it....

I'm checking out. Too nice a day to waste inside watching this nonsense.

Be back tomorrow, and I'll pretend none of this ever happened.

by BroJB on Apr 4, 2008 3:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Lucky you

It's been raining all day here.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Redman's got to be out soon.

Herges is up in the 'pen.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Either way

This is probably Redman's last batter.

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm getting sleepy.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:48 PM MDT reply actions  

No double switch?

Are we going to pinch hit for Herges and use someone else?

by Tom (RFTN) on Apr 4, 2008 3:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Herges is going to hit?

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Willy's on base again!

Tulo, please.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 3:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Why is Owings even worried about Taveras?

With the way our offense has hit against him, I'd just throw from the windup if I were him.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 3:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Screw this,

I've got housecleaning to catch up on.

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 4:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Being one-hit?

Maybe we'll have a no-no thrown against us tomorrow. This is freaking inexcusable. What the hell is wrong with us?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Upton got all of that.

Yuck.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:06 PM MDT reply actions  

The only reason I feel slightly okay about that...

is that he's on my fantasy team and for some reason I didn't sit him today.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nevermind...

I did sit him today. Well now this game just really sucks.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 4:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to read

the Post and the RMN tomorrow.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear god

I don't even want to know. I imagine the general national consensus will be "Oh look, they're the Rockies, of course they suck again" and that really pisses me off.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

That'll just be the Post.

Business as usual.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

79 pitches for Owings

Over/under on his pitch count at the end of his complete-game shutout?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Todd!!!!!

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:16 PM MDT reply actions  

WHAAAAT

I don't know what just happened.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:16 PM MDT reply actions  

Homer.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is a homer?

Why did this happen?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just knowing it's not a shutout...

makes me feel a little better. Beard! Beard! Beard!

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Toddly!!!

Homer brought me to tears!!!

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by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Can I add...

good to see Todd with a little power this early in the season before it gets warm. Hopefully that translates into a bit of an uptick later.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 4:18 PM MDT reply actions  

You mean

We might actually get it over the wall again?

Or even have someone cross home plate again?

You are clearly a liar.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woohoo

Holliday called out on strikes yet again.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:18 PM MDT reply actions  

And a first-pitch out for Atkins

Good to see we learned so much.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holliday with three K's today

Same plague of suckitude affecting everyone or bad idea to switch the lineup?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Every day

I'm leaning more toward bad idea to switch the lineup.

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Same here

Hurdle fixing what doesn't need to be fixed. So how long will it take him to undo it?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

BBH!

With the walk!

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by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Here comes Chad Qualls, I believe.

Time for a rude welcoming.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:22 PM MDT reply actions  

[Fails to stifle laughter]

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, it could happen.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, wait.

Torrealba's up.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Didn't you say something about a Tunguska event?

But then again, right after that, the Rockies did go on the September streak.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but when I wrote that

I didn't seriously believe they'd do that.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, Yorvit's up, like you said

So it doesn't matter. We don't seriously expect him to do anything anyway.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I actually think Qualls is Yorvi's type of pitcher

Of course, having said that, I fully expect misery.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Four-pitch K

We knew ST couldn't last.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least a week of easing back in would have been nice

Nope. They want to give us cruel brutal reality right away.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 4:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want a do-over

Seriously, how low (and long) is this going to go?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've....had just about enough of this.

Drown my sorrows in some orange chicken. Later y'all.

by potterhead4 on Apr 4, 2008 4:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Why am I still watching this?

Honestly? Why? Why?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wonder, if when I'm being brutally strangled

at the ripe age of seventy while my assailant is posting the video on the Internet, if I will be as enthralled in my own demise as I seem to be with the Rockies right now.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 4:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Looking at the lineup's BAs

Those are some uggggggly numbers after 3.5 games.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:29 PM MDT reply actions  

I want last year's Opening Day loss

We scored 6 runs in last year's Opening Day loss.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:33 PM MDT reply actions  

And I want one of those

magical six-run home runs to win the game in the ninth, but that's not going to happen.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just want..

a couple of hits....in a row...by the ROCKIES.

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by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Sheesh

What else do you want, a unicorn and a flying carpet? Let's be realistic here, c'mon now.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:37 PM MDT reply actions  

That should

have appeared as < groan > without the spaces.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Orlando Hudson

Orlando Hudson

Orlando Hudson

Orlando Hudson

[cries]

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:38 PM MDT reply actions  

And I just keep sitting here watching...

like I am hooked on a bad drug

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~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:38 PM MDT reply actions  

I am doing the same thing

I want to get away from this misery but I am still here. I seriously just went to the Snakepit to plead for them to call off the dogs.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

No pleading!

We will want them to take the beating we're going to give tomorrow in the same kind of silence. It's just the way we do things out West.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 4:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Beating?

That would entail scoring runs. Wherever did you get such a peculiar notion?

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Leviticus.

Or maybe it was the Ramayana, but the ancients really believed such things were possible, I'm sure of it.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I wonder...

will Buchholz now be hitting for himself?

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by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Reynolds errs!

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:44 PM MDT reply actions  

We will take it..

anyway we can get it!!!

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~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay

Error to start the comeback.

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 4:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Followed by a DP.

Joy.

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by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:46 PM MDT reply actions  

You gotta be kidding me...

good god.

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~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Double play

I fail to be surprised.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Willy...

at least he hasn't thrown in the towel

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:48 PM MDT reply actions  

That is a sad commentary

when Willy T has reached base the most today. Which, you know, he is actually supposed to do.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

ironically i am listening to

"let it burn"

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:51 PM MDT reply actions  

I think I will put on

"Everything Burns." Or something similar.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want a new hobby

Fly-fishing?

Antique shopping?

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Fishing for a silver lining

I caught Nix's walk-up song for my "Rockies 2008" Playlist.

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 4:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Rockies 2008 Playlist, Revised:

1. Nobody's Home -- Avril Lavigne
2. Stupid -- Sarah McLachlan
3. In Pieces -- Backstreet Boys
4. Train Wreck -- Sarah McLachlan
5. Give Me Novacaine -- Green Day
6. Wake Me Up When September Ends -- Green Day
7. Going Down in Flames -- 3 Doors Down
8. Dead! -- My Chemical Romance
9. There's No Solution -- Sum 41
10. I'm Going Slightly Mad -- Queen
11. Crashed -- Daughtry
12. Predictable -- Good Charlotte
13. Everything Burns -- Ben Moody feat. Anastasia

Yes, it will get better. It must.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

what was Nix's song?

I know Hawpe's and Atkins' are the same and that's about all I know.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Nix's song is

Flashing Lights by Kanye West

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

And now Manny...

does it never end?

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 4:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Please, Corpas, get an out.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:56 PM MDT reply actions  

See, that's the DP we should see.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Augie Ojeda!?

Seriously?

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM MDT reply actions  

I want to commit hara-kiri

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 4:59 PM MDT reply actions  

I want

a touchdown in the bottom of the 9th

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 5:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 5:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

One more time

getting the heart of the order embarrassed and then this abortion can be over.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 5:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Then It's Tricky comes on...

and I am reminded how I miss Kaz and how we hit and scored runs when he was here.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 5:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Here until the bitter end of this game.

Come on, it hasn't been hard for any of you to make an out today.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 5:03 PM MDT reply actions  

There you go again

with this idea of "runs." I do not believe it exists. Cite a scholarly journal.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 5:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sadly, I have to concede that this isn't something scholars

acknowledge, the phenomenon's more of a mystical interpretation of texts that may have been misrepresented or even fabricated.

by Rox Girl on Apr 4, 2008 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Golden Sombrero for Matt.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 5:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Fourth K for Holliday

Woo-friggety-hoo.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 5:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Bleh!

Don't disappoint tomorrow, guys. Unveiling of the pennant and all.

"Don't give up the ship!" - Capt. James Lawrence

by Russ Oates on Apr 4, 2008 5:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Largest paid crowd in Coors Field history

to be utterly disappointed.

Anyway, it's only Game 4.

by dogs on Apr 4, 2008 5:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Better April

than September.

Ask the Mets.

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 5:10 PM MDT reply actions  

there is an old baseball saying

you can't win a pennant in April, but you can lose one.

What am going to do with all these "Jeff Baker for 2nd" bumper stickers?

by Redhawk on Apr 4, 2008 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Going tomorrow...

better get a good night's rest and try to forget this one!

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

by AtkinsandTulofan on Apr 4, 2008 5:10 PM MDT reply actions  

I can't believe

I just sat through that. My masochism tolerance is really stretching it.

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by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 5:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Just got back from the game

Worst Rockies performance in memory

by Roberbola on Apr 4, 2008 5:33 PM MDT reply actions  

just got home

my gosh what a disaster... it looks like hurdle is off to his old ways.
have we ever come out of spring training ready for the season? EVER?

hurdles has made many mistakes already this season. why didnt he double switch herges in the 6th? maybe put innanetta in? maybe an iannetta with a hot bat would do well for these guys. he wasted an at bat and essentially an inning by that inning. thats fine that he wants to give herges another inning but think ahead. Redman needs to be off this team by may 1 or we will not make the playoffs

hop on the rockies roller coaster

by roxfan4life on Apr 4, 2008 7:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Brutal game today

It just wasn't how a home opener is supposed to be. They announced after the game that it was the largest regular season attendance ever, but unfortunately for us 49,000+ in the stands, there wasn't a lot to cheer about. I think the loudest cheers came after Willy T's great over the shoulder catch early in the game. Redman's outing was brutal, of course, and the Rockies might as well have left their bats in St Louis.

I did enjoy the heckling of Byrnes that went on throughout the game though. I was sitting in the left field club area, and when Byrnes came out for the bottom of the first he was really getting heckled by the crowd in the area. It looked to me like he was jarring right back at the crowd some too, and after Tulo struck out in that same inning he kind of shook his finger at the crowd as if to say "I don't think so". His comments last year were foolish and desperate, but I think it really ignited a rivalry between two of the NL's best young teams, and it's something Rockies fans will never let Byrnes hear the end of.

I'll be at the banner raising tomorrow, and I really hope the bats can find a way to get something going. Getting Morales some early runs would be a big boost for his confidence I think.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on Apr 4, 2008 8:20 PM MDT reply actions  

what a joke

two of the NL's best young teams,????????????? the way we are playing it doesnt look good they better start hitting tommrow.

hurdle mistake counter: 4

by roxfan4life on Apr 4, 2008 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Francis vs Webb tomorrow?

According to the Rockies official site - I hadn't heard anything official that Francis would get the start over Morales. Same rules on scoring still apply though of course.

Oh, and Squeaky's baseball is back sign is featured as a picture on the Rockies official site - #3 in the top story area.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on Apr 4, 2008 8:27 PM MDT reply actions  

why in heck

would hurdle pitch francis???? morales needs a start to keep freash. plus i think after francis distorious outing he will need the extra rest to prepare for sunday. we got webb then haren... then the braves we never hit the braves. when can we start scoring runs?

if francis pitches tommrow it will go up on my hurdle mistake counter. unless he pitches a no no

hurdle mistake counter: 4

by roxfan4life on Apr 4, 2008 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

which

i just realized he wont now cause i said that sorry guys.. but the way we are hitting it doesnt matter what he does

hurdle mistake counter: 4

by roxfan4life on Apr 4, 2008 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok im now im bored

espn..... is reportin francis is starting tommrow... why not pitch francis sunday everybody on the west side of the planet knows franics is a great day game pticher and is tough to beat in day games. how bout it hurdle?

hurdle mistake counter: 4

by roxfan4life on Apr 4, 2008 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Francis and Morales

Are just switching days. Morales is pitching Sunday against (I think) Edgar Gonzalez. It's no big deal to me, Hurdle probably just wanted to match up Francis against Webb.

Every day is a Holliday!

by free7694 on Apr 4, 2008 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

they talked about this earlier this week in the paper I think. Pitching Francis tomorrow allows Jeff to stay on regular rest. It's my understanding that this was the plan before the rainout, that Jeff would throw Monday, and then again Saturday to keep him on schedule, with Morales going through his off-day work to prep for Sunday.

by David OhNo on Apr 4, 2008 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not Haren

It will be Webb today, and then Edgar Gonzalez on Sunday. Haren just pitched on Wednesday... AZ had that weird off day on Tuesday that threw off the schedule.

Good luck all...
Dback fan.

by qudjy1 on Apr 5, 2008 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Lame festivities. Lame game. I feel completely ripped off. Urk. Ridunkalous.

Contracting a BAD case of senioritis...

by Squeaky on Apr 4, 2008 8:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Schadenfreude?

Hawkins gave up 6 runs to the Devil Rays while recording only 2 outs. So maybe if we got their crappy pitcher, they got ours?

Yeah, that's all I got. This game just needs to go away forever.

Ask your doctor if the Rockies are good for you. Are they generally? No. Do we stay? Of course. Why? Who built Stonehenge?

by Silverblood on Apr 4, 2008 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

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