I solved the problem

by Squeaky on May 11, 2008 6:28 PM MDT

I've figured it out, Rockies fans. I know exactly why we suck so much this year:

My Rockies magazine, the one with my picture from opening day, the one I took with me to every single game I went to and collected 11 or 12 autographs, including Hawpe, Tulo, and Helton, that one:

It's gone. I just realized it today. It's not with my other Rockies magazine, and everywhere I thought it was, it's not. I've turned my room upside down, and the basement, but no luck.

Sorry Rockies fans...rest assured I'll keep looking, but I'm running out of ideas...

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).

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If you have a pet...

.........proceed directly to the veterinarian and have their stomach pumped. This is serious man – leave no stone unturned.

by TulsaDriller on May 12, 2008 10:10 AM MDT reply actions

No...

No pets that could have eaten it. :(

www.notthisday.com ....coming September 26th and 27th at the Pinnacle Event Center, Denver.

by Squeaky on May 12, 2008 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions

I'd look

at a sibling…say a sister…that really loves the Rockies too.

J/K…I’m sure it will turn up. Ask mom she probably laid it up some place “safe”

Anyone seen Jeff Baker? Has he called in?

by Redhawk on May 12, 2008 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions

Heyyyy

I have denied all wrongdoing, and it’s actually true. I’ll help her look when I get home.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 12, 2008 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions

gah! that's bad

I keep my collection of Rockies magazines in one of the cubie holes in my Entertainment center they’re still there collecting dust.

"Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great." -Jimmy Dougan (Tom Hanks) "A League of Their Own"

by Rocktober 2007 on May 13, 2008 12:55 AM MDT reply actions