I've figured it out, Rockies fans. I know exactly why we suck so much this year:
My Rockies magazine, the one with my picture from opening day, the one I took with me to every single game I went to and collected 11 or 12 autographs, including Hawpe, Tulo, and Helton, that one:
It's gone. I just realized it today. It's not with my other Rockies magazine, and everywhere I thought it was, it's not. I've turned my room upside down, and the basement, but no luck.
Sorry Rockies fans...rest assured I'll keep looking, but I'm running out of ideas...