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Around SBN: More Televised Winter Baseball, Please

Game #42: Blackburn vs. Jimenez

Minnesota Twins at Colorado Rockies, May 16, 2008 7:05 PM MDT


Win, guys.

Go Rockies!


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Ubaldo Jimenez 1-3 8 8 0 0 0 0 40.2 46 30 25 3 28 38 5.53 1.82


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Nick Blackburn 3-2 8 8 0 0 0 0 50.1 62 23 22 2 10 25 3.93 1.43



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Is there a reason Holliday’s not in the lineup? Just a day off?

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 6:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Sore lower back

He’s listed as day-to-day.

by malakian on May 16, 2008 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTF

MORE injuries?

Motto of the 2008 Season: It can always get worse.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rox fans,

good luck against the Twinkies. That’s all, I’m out.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 16, 2008 7:05 PM MDT reply actions  

U-Ball,

the key to winning ball games is to repeat your first inning in the second, the third, the fourth . . . .

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on May 16, 2008 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Interleague.

I feel good about this. We’re mostly just terrible against the NL West, and this is as far from intra-division as it gets.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 7:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Anybody still out there?

Or is my internet connection broken?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 7:53 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm here

Getting into the game a little bit late; doesn’t look like I’ve missed a lot.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been watching.

But now I’m going to do other stuff for a while, return for the late innings.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is there much to say?

I’m doing some other stuff.

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on May 16, 2008 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well good then

At least if something good happens I won’t be posting to an empty silence. Hopefully we’ll get something going.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Apparently, that's all it took!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Willy finally gets a hit

It’s been a while – 12 at bats in fact.

Time to steal a base now and get in scoring position.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Barmes!

Some offensive life, at last!

And a tip of the cap to Cuddeyer; he made it much easier for Willy to score.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Tie game!

Put the ball in play, and good things will happen.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Fresh start

for U-Ball now. Let’s see if he can take advantage.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Solid fifth inning there

Let’s see if the bats can give him a lead to work with now.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The 2 out curse was close to biting him, but he worked through it.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Barmes

should be batting clean up

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:21 PM MDT reply actions  

YORVIET!

with a single!

Is that a frog falling from the sky?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey come on now,

We know it happens once every five AB’s or so, so it’s not that rare. Just rare enough to not be of much help.

by Rox Girl on May 16, 2008 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

or to put it another way

once every other game (or so)

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Little quiet

I guess most of the Row have something better to do on Friday night then watch the Rockies and chat on the ‘puter

yeah…..I just realized how that sounded…...sigh

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, some people

like me, are hopeless homebodies. So home on Friday night, chatting on the ‘puter is a good night.

You’re right. Sigh.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Home on a Friday night,

watching the Rockies on my computer and watching the Sci-Fi channel tells you the extent of my social life.

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Got you beat

I’m watching the game on TV with the sound off, chatting on the ‘puter, and listening to Cher on the stereo. Lame.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmmm

Willy not the RBI machine there.

At least Coors looks packed.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

I have tickets to Sunday

but all my friends…have excuses as why they can’t go…..like washing their dog, or some such

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Holliday's going to be out a while

it would be a pretty good excuse to bring up Mr. Stewart

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Good point

Should the Rockies actually play him in Left?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too

If he plays 3rd in the bigs…he can readjust fairly easily.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice Run Down

by Spilly!

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm really getting

a man crush on Barmes. Who would have thought at the begining of the year, at the middle of May one of our best hitters would be Barmes?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow

Barmes is on fire tonight. Too bad he’s only leading off this inning and there’s no one on base.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT reply actions  

What the Hell?

Atkins can hit…..but not in an RBI situation? geeze

Barmes leads off with a double…and our 3, 4, & 5 hitters…..jack crap.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

The way the offense is going

No Holliday means we are pretty damn punchless

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo

He actually made it into the 7th inning. Pretty good start. Too bad he could still get the loss.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

He can thank his lack of

offensive help for that one.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

+1

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uballo

is really making strides with his last few starts….looks like he’s putting it together…....and when he gets it together….we have our much needed #1

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah getting him sorted

is going to yield a much much better pitcher than anything available via trade.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Baker

has the hardest outs…..but they are all line drives to OFs

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Don't get on Yorviet

let Uballo go inot the 8th….just to see if he can….I mean we can’t get a run…..

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Done

Though, who knows if Ubaldo stays in. What’s his max pitch count these days? He’s at 94.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd say about 100

so I doubt he’ll be back in

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and its a close game…..and instead of Herg or Bucky…Corpas is coming in

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lets see

all star coaching staff announced…Willy may be fired by the All Star Break….Bud Black and Clint are both running 90 win teams into the ground….I’m sure the AL is salivating.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Corpas

and his disappearing Slider..

Disappearing….as in he can’t throw one any more

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Going for the #1

draft pick in 09?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Corpas in

Hurdle has officially decided since our offense is doing bugsquat, time to make it embarrassing.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

ATKINS!

Nice D. He really has become an ok defensive 3rd baseman

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

spoke too soon

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jinxed Him

sorry

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

That one’s all on you.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Why put in Corpas here? Why?

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm sorry

I can’t explain Hurdle. In fact if I could….I’d be very worried about myself

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what would be good

2 outs

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Ball four

walked the bases loaded.

I miss Corpas ‘07

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

This is the most predictable thing ever

I’m almost going to laugh.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

SD 4 Seattle 3

top of the 4th inning…...and that’s their “natural” rival….go figure

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:05 PM MDT reply actions  

So we could have last place and worst team

all to our selves!

at least we have that going for us

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

This team is absolutely unwatchable

I checked in an inning ago, and I’m sorry for it. There is nothing we do well, good, or even acceptably. We are nothing but unadulterated incompetence.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Stage 2 Anger or 5 Acceptance?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anger

A lot of anger. I thought I was close to accepting it. I am not. This is rage and pain.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm still squarely in 4 depression

I hate the fact that I don’t think this team will ever win another game this season (ok, maybe we will luck out and beat someone eventually…..i just can’t imagine it)

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're not alone

I’m trying to picture them winning, but cannot.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo

For some reason I feel compelled to point out the Ubaldo was pretty darn good tonight. Yes, I’m looking at the lone bright spot, but at least it’s there.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hitters and pitchers can slump

but managers making stupid decisions is indefensible.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh sure there is an easy defense

Hurdle is an idiot…and could find his butt with a mirror

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love the fact

that he’s the All Star manager!

that kills me!

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Willie walks!

whooo HOOO…and for him that’s better then a hit

cause he can’t hit

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Homer

gets the cycle!

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Not quite

the homer

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Attention, O'Dowd: Beleaguered pitcher on Aisle 7...

Oscar Villareal of Houston has given up 10 homers in 22 innings this year.

Just the guy your club can use.

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 9:17 PM MDT reply actions  

I dunnnooooooo

he’s not near as washed up as Julian Tavares, Victor Zambrano or Glendon Rusch

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate the fact

that as soon as the other team gets their 3rd run…..they have won.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

I hate

almost everything about this team right now. Clearly I’m still in the Anger stage.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep that's so #3
  1. 4 depression is not fun either

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

where are you taking him?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ummmmm

out to pasture? What is with this ridiculous stance he has adopted this year?

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's workig well huh?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Situational hitting

I’m so impressed with the Twins’ ability to hit the sac fly. They make it look easy.

by fatheadX on May 16, 2008 9:24 PM MDT reply actions  

yep

they really have played a good well coached fundamental game.

something the Rockies haven’t done in a long time

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

This team is killing me this year

I won’t be surprised to get a single run next inning (maybe an Atkins blast?) so we can lose by a run. This is so frustrating…

by fatheadX on May 16, 2008 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

make it close

nah…this team will just roll over with out a whimper….

most frustrating team I’ve ever watched. They are so poorly coached it’s glaring.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m very close to that fireclinthurdle.com bandwagon.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

The upside of this team

gives me a reason to drink more

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

As good an excuse as any

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

its http://firehurdle.blogspot.com/

cause I’m on the bandwagon….hell

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Common Gas Can

get the outs…and let our offense win this…...

oh yeah…...our offense is little offensive at the moment

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow

Torreabla fails to throw out the runner….shocking

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Am I crazy,

or do the television sounds indicate that there is an inordinate number of Twins fans in the seats tonight?

Yay Atkins.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

twins fan here

on the Twins radio broadcast, they noted a lot of Twins fans in the stands. I imagine a lot of Twins fans traveled down from the Montana over from Nebraska

by DedicatedFollowerOfFashion on May 16, 2008 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sunday when I go

I might be rooting for the Twins….cause rooting for the Rockies is like rooting for the Washington Senators against the Harlem Globetrotters.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

And who didn't

see that DP coming?

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT reply actions  

At least it was the first pitch

and it didn’t prolong our anticipation

by fatheadX on May 16, 2008 9:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Game Over

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well

at least it was an exciting out.

I thought just maybe.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Sigh

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Gomez

gave up his body to make sure Yorvit didn’t get a homer, or at the very least a hit.

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ Oates on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice catch.

How many losses in a row is that? 5 or 6, or whatever, it’s no longer shocking.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

I think the Washington Senators

won more games against the Harlem Globetrotters than we have.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Crap

sorry…..6 Tecates so far

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, off the walk the dog

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Is anyone ever held accountable for this mess?

Players, coaches, manager, front office, ownership…anyone?

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Well,

I’m probably the least analysis-y person on this blog, but even I can say that no one is being held accountable. It’s all stay the course, all the time.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

And here I thought

I was the “least analyisy-y” person on the Row. Dang it.

You don’t need to be very analysis-y however, to know our Rox are a mess, and not one single coach, player, or owner is being held accountable for it. The “things will work themselves out” approach is FO speak for “Well, we really don’t know what we’re doing, and neither does the coaching staff, but we’ll catch fire when we’re 30 games out.”

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rockies haven't had a lead

in 54 innings?......really no….....?

the Rockies haven’t had a lead in over a week…that’s not a win…..that’s just a lead.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

So What do you think about the excecution of you team coach?

A: I’m all for it.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

I went to the game..

and yes there were quite a bit of Twins fans there, a ton actually. It was weird seeing my two favorite teams match up, but of course I still rooted rockies. I was bad and got Joe Nathan’s autograph on my Rod Carew jersey before the game, but since the twinkies aren’t a big rival of ours/our team has gone through a terrible period etc. I didn’t feel guilty. He was a really classy individual and in spite of the droves of Twins fans there, it was an easy autograph to get since he signed forever. As a rockies fan of course it was as frustrating as the others in the past week. Clint Barmes did a stellar job with everything and Willy worked out a good at bat with a walk/some good defensive plays.Ubaldo pitched decently and worked long into the game. However, when I saw Matty was out of the lineup at the beginning of the game, immediately the red flags starting up. Helton and Hawpe have just been terrible lately and tonight showcased it at its worst. I am not a hater of these two as people or players. They have been great to me as a fan, I have autographs and pictures with both of them etc. Anyway,I am not even looking into the power numbers, just the batting averages and with RISP it is just flat out bad. When they are getting out, they aren’t working counts and usually they can’t hit it out of the infield, resulting in a ton of groundouts. Hawpe in particular..I know he is a streaky hitter, but I’m not used to him being bad all the time and his fielding has also slipped. Torrealba wasn’t bad tonight, at least he got a hit earlier in the game and flat out drove that last ball, Gomez’s catch was amazing. Ah well, gotta go watch the postgame show that I taped and get ready to go watch Greg Reynolds Coors Field debut tomorrow.

"From now on let's stop worrying about winning and losing, just go out and play and have fun. If you make an error forget it, if you strike out who cares. Just as long as you hustle."

~Billy Heywood ~ Little Big League

by AtkinsandTulofan on May 16, 2008 11:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Rock bottom?

Worst team in the league. I wish I felt like we couldn’t get any worse. But I don’t.

I just got my 21 days dvd in the mail, I pledged a dollar or whatever for every Rox win to charity. Looks like I won’t be out too much bread, and I guess I can put in the DVD whenever I feel compelled to watch an actual game.

by Teekalong on May 17, 2008 2:05 AM MDT reply actions  

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  20. Thomas Field, 2B - AA
  21. Will Swanner, C - Rookie
  22. Kent Matthes, OF - A (Adv)
  23. Albert Campos, RHP - A
  24. Jordan Pacheco, C/UT - AAA/MLB
  25. Cristhian Adames, SS - A
  26. Ben Paulsen, 1B - AA
  27. Josh Slaats, RHP - Low-A
  28. David Kandilas, CF - Rookie
  29. Jayson Aquino, LHP - DSL
  30. Hector Gomez, SS - AA/MLB
HM:  
Edgmer Escalona, RHP - AAA/MLB
Dillon Thomas, OF - Rookie
Sam Mende, IF - Rookie
Mike Zuanich, 1B - AA
Dan Houston, RHP - AA

updated 10/25/2011. 


Managers

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Staff

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Poison-the-well-the-tropic-rot_small Bryan Kilpatrick

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Special Assistants to the GM

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