Minnesota Twins @ Colorado Rockies GameThread, May 16, 2008 7:05 PM MDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Ubaldo Jimenez	1-3	8	8	0	0	0	0	40.2	46	30	25	3	28	38	5.53	1.82

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Nick Blackburn	3-2	8	8	0	0	0	0	50.1	62	23	22	2	10	25	3.93	1.43

Minnesota Twins	Colorado Rockies
Carlos Gomez - CF	Willy Taveras - CF
Brendan Harris - 2B	Clint Barmes - SS
Joe Mauer - C	Ryan Spilborghs - LF
Justin Morneau - 1B	Todd Helton - 1B
Michael Cuddyer - RF	Garrett Atkins - 3B
Delmon Young - LF	Brad Hawpe - RF
Mike Lamb - 3B	Jeff Baker - 2B
Adam Everett - SS	Yorvit Torrealba - C
Nick Blackburn - P	Ubaldo Jimenez - P

Uh...

Is there a reason Holliday’s not in the lineup? Just a day off?

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 6:36 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Sore lower back

He’s listed as day-to-day.

by malakian on May 16, 2008 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

WTF

MORE injuries?

Motto of the 2008 Season: It can always get worse.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rox fans,

good luck against the Twinkies. That’s all, I’m out.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 16, 2008 7:05 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

U-Ball,

the key to winning ball games is to repeat your first inning in the second, the third, the fourth . . . .

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on May 16, 2008 7:10 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Interleague.

I feel good about this. We’re mostly just terrible against the NL West, and this is as far from intra-division as it gets.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 7:11 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Anybody still out there?

Or is my internet connection broken?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 7:53 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm here

Getting into the game a little bit late; doesn’t look like I’ve missed a lot.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've been watching.

But now I’m going to do other stuff for a while, return for the late innings.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is there much to say?

I’m doing some other stuff.

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on May 16, 2008 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well good then

At least if something good happens I won’t be posting to an empty silence. Hopefully we’ll get something going.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Apparently, that's all it took!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Willy finally gets a hit

It’s been a while – 12 at bats in fact.

Time to steal a base now and get in scoring position.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:02 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Barmes!

Some offensive life, at last!

And a tip of the cap to Cuddeyer; he made it much easier for Willy to score.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:03 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Tie game!

Put the ball in play, and good things will happen.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:05 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Fresh start

for U-Ball now. Let’s see if he can take advantage.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:11 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Solid fifth inning there

Let’s see if the bats can give him a lead to work with now.

"Corpas ready, first pitch, checkswing roller...Tulowitzki has it, throws to first...BALLGAME! WORLD SERIES TIME IN COLORADO!"

by avsfan4ever33 on May 16, 2008 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

The 2 out curse was close to biting him, but he worked through it.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:21 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

YORVIET!

with a single!

Is that a frog falling from the sky?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:22 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey come on now,

We know it happens once every five AB’s or so, so it’s not that rare. Just rare enough to not be of much help.

by Rox Girl on May 16, 2008 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

IANNETTA HAS ZERO HITS.....

IN THE DUGOUT!!!

by 91 wins in 08 on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

or to put it another way

once every other game (or so)

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Little quiet

I guess most of the Row have something better to do on Friday night then watch the Rockies and chat on the ‘puter

yeah…..I just realized how that sounded…...sigh

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, some people

like me, are hopeless homebodies. So home on Friday night, chatting on the ‘puter is a good night.

You’re right. Sigh.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Home on a Friday night,

watching the Rockies on my computer and watching the Sci-Fi channel tells you the extent of my social life.

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Got you beat

I’m watching the game on TV with the sound off, chatting on the ‘puter, and listening to Cher on the stereo. Lame.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmmmmm

Willy not the RBI machine there.

At least Coors looks packed.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I have tickets to Sunday

but all my friends…have excuses as why they can’t go…..like washing their dog, or some such

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Holliday's going to be out a while

it would be a pretty good excuse to bring up Mr. Stewart

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Good point

Should the Rockies actually play him in Left?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think he should be playing left in the springs

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me too

If he plays 3rd in the bigs…he can readjust fairly easily.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice Run Down

by Spilly!

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:32 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow Jayson Werth hit 3 home runs tonight?

and I didn’t start him….grrr

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:34 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Barmes

killing it tonight

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm really getting

a man crush on Barmes. Who would have thought at the begining of the year, at the middle of May one of our best hitters would be Barmes?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Barmes is on fire tonight. Too bad he’s only leading off this inning and there’s no one on base.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 8:37 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Just checking

yeah we still can’t hit

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

What the Hell?

Atkins can hit…..but not in an RBI situation? geeze

Barmes leads off with a double…and our 3, 4, & 5 hitters…..jack crap.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

The way the offense is going

No Holliday means we are pretty damn punchless

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ubaldo

He actually made it into the 7th inning. Pretty good start. Too bad he could still get the loss.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 8:45 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

He can thank his lack of

offensive help for that one.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great start by Ubaldo

lets get him a win, offense!

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uballo

is really making strides with his last few starts….looks like he’s putting it together…....and when he gets it together….we have our much needed #1

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah getting him sorted

is going to yield a much much better pitcher than anything available via trade.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Baker

has the hardest outs…..but they are all line drives to OFs

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:51 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't get on Yorviet

let Uballo go inot the 8th….just to see if he can….I mean we can’t get a run…..

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Done

Though, who knows if Ubaldo stays in. What’s his max pitch count these days? He’s at 94.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd say about 100

so I doubt he’ll be back in

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

and its a close game…..and instead of Herg or Bucky…Corpas is coming in

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hurdle's bullpen management in close games

is execrable.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lets see

all star coaching staff announced…Willy may be fired by the All Star Break….Bud Black and Clint are both running 90 win teams into the ground….I’m sure the AL is salivating.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Hamilton two homers, 5-for-5 and 5 RBIs and game still going...

by moose14 on May 16, 2008 8:54 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Corpas

and his disappearing Slider..

Disappearing….as in he can’t throw one any more

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:56 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Why Corpas??

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Going for the #1

draft pick in 09?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Corpas in

Hurdle has officially decided since our offense is doing bugsquat, time to make it embarrassing.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 8:58 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

ATKINS!

Nice D. He really has become an ok defensive 3rd baseman

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 8:59 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

spoke too soon

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jinxed Him

sorry

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

That one’s all on you.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

Why put in Corpas here? Why?

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm sorry

I can’t explain Hurdle. In fact if I could….I’d be very worried about myself

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know what would be good

2 outs

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:02 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Ball four

walked the bases loaded.

I miss Corpas ‘07

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

This is the most predictable thing ever

I’m almost going to laugh.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Hurdle's response

get Gas Can up….

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

SD 4 Seattle 3

top of the 4th inning…...and that’s their “natural” rival….go figure

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:05 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

So we could have last place and worst team

all to our selves!

at least we have that going for us

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

This team is absolutely unwatchable

I checked in an inning ago, and I’m sorry for it. There is nothing we do well, good, or even acceptably. We are nothing but unadulterated incompetence.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Stage 2 Anger or 5 Acceptance?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anger

A lot of anger. I thought I was close to accepting it. I am not. This is rage and pain.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm still squarely in 4 depression

I hate the fact that I don’t think this team will ever win another game this season (ok, maybe we will luck out and beat someone eventually…..i just can’t imagine it)

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're not alone

I’m trying to picture them winning, but cannot.

We're all going to die!

by Silverblood on May 16, 2008 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ubaldo

For some reason I feel compelled to point out the Ubaldo was pretty darn good tonight. Yes, I’m looking at the lone bright spot, but at least it’s there.

by holly96 on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Two sac flies for weak-hitting Everett tonight...

matching the Rockies’ total for all of April.

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 9:07 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Hitters and pitchers can slump

but managers making stupid decisions is indefensible.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:09 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh sure there is an easy defense

Hurdle is an idiot…and could find his butt with a mirror

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm glad he's earned himself another half decade

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love the fact

that he’s the All Star manager!

that kills me!

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was a ball.

But whatever.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:12 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Willie walks!

whooo HOOO…and for him that’s better then a hit

cause he can’t hit

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:14 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Homer

gets the cycle!

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:15 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Not quite

the homer

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:17 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Attention, O'Dowd: Beleaguered pitcher on Aisle 7...

Oscar Villareal of Houston has given up 10 homers in 22 innings this year.

Just the guy your club can use.

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 9:17 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I dunnnooooooo

he’s not near as washed up as Julian Tavares, Victor Zambrano or Glendon Rusch

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hate the fact

that as soon as the other team gets their 3rd run…..they have won.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:18 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I hate

almost everything about this team right now. Clearly I’m still in the Anger stage.

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep that's so #3

4 depression is not fun either

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lets go Todd

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:21 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

where are you taking him?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ummmmm

out to pasture? What is with this ridiculous stance he has adopted this year?

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's workig well huh?

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Situational hitting

I’m so impressed with the Twins’ ability to hit the sac fly. They make it look easy.

by fatheadX on May 16, 2008 9:24 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

yep

they really have played a good well coached fundamental game.

something the Rockies haven’t done in a long time

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

A cleanup hitter with 12 rbi's after 40 games...

makes sense to someone, I guess.

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 9:25 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

This team is killing me this year

I won’t be surprised to get a single run next inning (maybe an Atkins blast?) so we can lose by a run. This is so frustrating…

by fatheadX on May 16, 2008 9:26 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

make it close

nah…this team will just roll over with out a whimper….

most frustrating team I’ve ever watched. They are so poorly coached it’s glaring.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

I’m very close to that fireclinthurdle.com bandwagon.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

The upside of this team

gives me a reason to drink more

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

As good an excuse as any

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also

its http://firehurdle.blogspot.com/

cause I’m on the bandwagon….hell

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Common Gas Can

get the outs…and let our offense win this…...

oh yeah…...our offense is little offensive at the moment

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:33 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Torreabla fails to throw out the runner….shocking

by moomacher on May 16, 2008 9:34 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Am I crazy,

or do the television sounds indicate that there is an inordinate number of Twins fans in the seats tonight?

Yay Atkins.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Boo Hawpe.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

twins fan here

on the Twins radio broadcast, they noted a lot of Twins fans in the stands. I imagine a lot of Twins fans traveled down from the Montana over from Nebraska

by DedicatedFollowerOfFashion on May 16, 2008 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sunday when I go

I might be rooting for the Twins….cause rooting for the Rockies is like rooting for the Washington Senators against the Harlem Globetrotters.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

And who didn't

see that DP coming?

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on May 16, 2008 9:43 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

At least it was the first pitch

and it didn’t prolong our anticipation

by fatheadX on May 16, 2008 9:45 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, look.

Torrealba’s up.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:45 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Game Over

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

This won't be pretty...Yorvit vs Nathan

by moose14 on May 16, 2008 9:46 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Well

at least it was an exciting out.

I thought just maybe.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Sigh

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Gomez

gave up his body to make sure Yorvit didn’t get a homer, or at the very least a hit.

"Nuts!" - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe

Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!

by Russ on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice catch.

How many losses in a row is that? 5 or 6, or whatever, it’s no longer shocking.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the Washington Senators

won more games against the Harlem Globetrotters than we have.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

That's the Washington Generals...but the analogy is apt.

by moose14 on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crap

sorry…..6 Tecates so far

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just a few more and the pain will go away

by moose14 on May 16, 2008 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, off the walk the dog

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 9:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Is anyone ever held accountable for this mess?

Players, coaches, manager, front office, ownership…anyone?

by alex colfax on May 16, 2008 9:49 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Well,

I’m probably the least analysis-y person on this blog, but even I can say that no one is being held accountable. It’s all stay the course, all the time.

by dogs on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

And here I thought

I was the “least analyisy-y” person on the Row. Dang it.

You don’t need to be very analysis-y however, to know our Rox are a mess, and not one single coach, player, or owner is being held accountable for it. The “things will work themselves out” approach is FO speak for “Well, we really don’t know what we’re doing, and neither does the coaching staff, but we’ll catch fire when we’re 30 games out.”

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~ Earl Wilson

by rockhead on May 16, 2008 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rockies haven't had a lead

in 54 innings?......really no….....?

the Rockies haven’t had a lead in over a week…that’s not a win…..that’s just a lead.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:50 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

So What do you think about the excecution of you team coach?

A: I’m all for it.

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by Redhawk on May 16, 2008 9:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I went to the game..

and yes there were quite a bit of Twins fans there, a ton actually. It was weird seeing my two favorite teams match up, but of course I still rooted rockies. I was bad and got Joe Nathan’s autograph on my Rod Carew jersey before the game, but since the twinkies aren’t a big rival of ours/our team has gone through a terrible period etc. I didn’t feel guilty. He was a really classy individual and in spite of the droves of Twins fans there, it was an easy autograph to get since he signed forever. As a rockies fan of course it was as frustrating as the others in the past week. Clint Barmes did a stellar job with everything and Willy worked out a good at bat with a walk/some good defensive plays.Ubaldo pitched decently and worked long into the game. However, when I saw Matty was out of the lineup at the beginning of the game, immediately the red flags starting up. Helton and Hawpe have just been terrible lately and tonight showcased it at its worst. I am not a hater of these two as people or players. They have been great to me as a fan, I have autographs and pictures with both of them etc. Anyway,I am not even looking into the power numbers, just the batting averages and with RISP it is just flat out bad. When they are getting out, they aren’t working counts and usually they can’t hit it out of the infield, resulting in a ton of groundouts. Hawpe in particular..I know he is a streaky hitter, but I’m not used to him being bad all the time and his fielding has also slipped. Torrealba wasn’t bad tonight, at least he got a hit earlier in the game and flat out drove that last ball, Gomez’s catch was amazing. Ah well, gotta go watch the postgame show that I taped and get ready to go watch Greg Reynolds Coors Field debut tomorrow.

"From now on let's stop worrying about winning and losing, just go out and play and have fun. If you make an error forget it, if you strike out who cares. Just as long as you hustle."

~Billy Heywood ~ Little Big League

by AtkinsandTulofan on May 16, 2008 11:28 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Rock bottom?

Worst team in the league. I wish I felt like we couldn’t get any worse. But I don’t.

I just got my 21 days dvd in the mail, I pledged a dollar or whatever for every Rox win to charity. Looks like I won’t be out too much bread, and I guess I can put in the DVD whenever I feel compelled to watch an actual game.

by Teekalong on May 17, 2008 2:05 AM MDT reply actions 0 recs