Florida Marlins @ Colorado Rockies GameThread, Jul 3, 2008 6:05 PM MDT

Senor Fail is in. I just think he annually goes to hell and each time we need to have someone ready to replace him. Last year it was Manny. This year it’s Bucky, I guess.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM MDT up 0 recs

And Yorvit FAIL. Why is this the most predictable yet also the most painful thing in the world? At least Bucky doesn’t get the loss, but I could kind of see that coming, since he hasn’t pitched in 1.32 years.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:29 PM MDT 0 recs

When Jeff Baker

goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

by rosenthal on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM MDT up 0 recs

To take a shower

Jeff Baker rides a grizzly bear through an automatic carwash.

There are no such things as tornadoes. Jeff Baker just hates trailer parks.

Jeff Baker had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:38 PM MDT up 0 recs

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jeff Baker

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM MDT up 0 recs

Jeff Baker

once challenged Lance Armstrong in a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Jeff Baker won by 5

by rosenthal on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM MDT up 0 recs

Another thing I hate about Hurdlelogic

is the waste pitch on an 0-2 count!! Why not just go after the batter when you get him in a hole?

by jimmyski on Jul 3, 2008 8:31 PM MDT 0 recs

There are some other things I hate about Hurdlelogic

Like all of it. My dad refuses to watch the All-Star Game at all since the village idiot is managing, and I’m pretty close to joining him.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:34 PM MDT up 0 recs

Dang I forgot there's a DH

I was expecting see him let a pitcher bat in the bottom of an inning and the replace him at the top of the next inning.

by jimmyski on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM MDT up 0 recs

Not bad, Fuentes.

There’s one tiny chip off my mountainous grudge toward you.

by dogs on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM MDT 0 recs

Senor Fail doesn't fail

It must be an accident. I’d like a Tulo walkoff homer, but I realize the odds of this are vanishingly small.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:35 PM MDT 0 recs

We should

really motivate Fuentes. He succeeds, we get a better player in return.

by rosenthal on Jul 3, 2008 8:37 PM MDT up 0 recs

He can become

Senor Succeedsalot for us so we can get rid of him.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM MDT up 0 recs

Let's have a walk-off

Crowd wants fireworks

by DeepPurple on Jul 3, 2008 8:36 PM MDT 0 recs

Leadoff walk.

Put it to good use.

"Keep your head down, and inch toward daylight." - Blade of Tyshalle

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by Russ on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM MDT 0 recs

Will Hurdle make Tulo bunt?

by jimmyski on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM MDT up 0 recs

Well duh

What do you think?

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM MDT up 0 recs

Noooooooo

I hate this bunt here

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 3, 2008 8:39 PM MDT 0 recs

So do I but

we all have come to know how Clint manages

by jimmyski on Jul 3, 2008 8:40 PM MDT 0 recs

Bunt and

out at second.

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by Russ on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM MDT 0 recs

Go Figure!!

by jimmyski on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM MDT 0 recs

Hurdle wants bunt

Bunt fails.

Me = unsurprised.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM MDT 0 recs

If you spell Jeff Baker in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:41 PM MDT 0 recs

Come on CDI!

Plz? Extra innings would be lame on fireworks night.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM MDT 0 recs

I was yelling at the TV....

NO, Clint, don’t bunt here!

Why PR with Pods if you don’t do a hit and run, or let him steal. Giving up outs is a Hurdle trademark.

by GoRoxGo on Jul 3, 2008 8:42 PM MDT 0 recs

You are what you eat. Jeff Baker eats RBI’s

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:43 PM MDT 0 recs

Clint you IDIIOT.....

that’s what he should have done with Pods.

He’s small-balling us out of the inning.

by GoRoxGo on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM MDT 0 recs

Jeff Baker can split the atom. With his bat

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM MDT 0 recs

Garg

I feel more fail.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:45 PM MDT 0 recs

Oh lord

Hurdle’s complete idiocy was on full display that inning. Not helped out by our standard-issue fail.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM MDT 0 recs

Hurdle

is a moron.

by DieHardRox on Jul 3, 2008 8:46 PM MDT 0 recs

Jeff Baker

should be a player/manager

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:47 PM MDT 0 recs

Lets play 22 tonight

see if anyone stays for fireworks then

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:49 PM MDT 0 recs

We need another RBI

when is Baker up again?

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:52 PM MDT 0 recs

Torreabla demands a trade

to the Casper Ghosts

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 3, 2008 8:53 PM MDT 0 recs

Yorvit . . . sigh.

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by Russ on Jul 3, 2008 8:53 PM MDT 0 recs

I have something in common with Torreabla

I want him to be traded too

I miss baseball. Can we fire Clint Hurdle and Dan O'Dowd now?

by Redhawk on Jul 3, 2008 8:54 PM MDT 0 recs

I

would like to see some stats on how often Hurdle giving up outs results in runs.

by DieHardRox on Jul 3, 2008 8:55 PM MDT 0 recs

NO BUNT NO BUNT NO BUNT

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 3, 2008 8:57 PM MDT 0 recs

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