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Game #88: De La Rosa vs Tucker

Florida @ Colorado




Whooboy, while the debate over which side of Dan O'Dowd one must butter to be an acceptable member of society continues on the Purple Row senatorial floor, there is a game to be played tonight at which I think we can all agree on what outcome we want to see.

Go Rockies.

 

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And at the game. Once again posting via blackberry. Section 306L, row 1, seats 5,6.

Bobbleheads are great. Lots of people just showing up for them, then leaving.

Missed Rox taking BP, but saw plenty of Hanley jacking them to the concourse.

Enjoy the game all, if anything crazy happens, ill post again.

by roxintober on Jul 5, 2008 5:22 PM MDT   0 recs

Just getting

the bobblehead and leaving? For shame.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:27 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Happens a lot.

Bobblehead burglars.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I can't speak for everyone

But we usually go early and get the giveaway (Bobblehead, T-Shirt, etc) and then go for happy hour somewhere and come back for the first pitch. Just a thought.

by Hizilla on Jul 5, 2008 10:27 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

May we agree

that said debate shall stay on said floor, and not spill over to the gallery (aka the Game Thread)? Thank you very, very much.

So after the fireworks of the last two games, do we expect another pre-humidor game tonight or something more sensible, like a 22 inning pitchers duel?

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Jul 5, 2008 5:22 PM MDT   0 recs

I'll be

rooting for CDI to have 7 HRs to propel my fantasy team into first place…. I think can all agree on that.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:33 PM MDT   0 recs

If CDI hits 7 HRs

Drinks are on me!

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Jul 5, 2008 5:36 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Soo....

Why isn’t Barmes starting?

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:34 PM MDT   0 recs

Hurdle walked

in on Barmes and a woman.

Hurdle got pissed that Barmes refused to have a “Clint Party” with him once again.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh god

Mental images I did NOT need.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

What?

They were just going to play Twister. What’s so dirty about that?

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:40 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Er.... hmm.... um...

I could make a great wisecrack here, but I think it’d be pushing the PG-13 climes of the board.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:41 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Give it a go.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:41 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Free rein (reign?)?

Naked twister. Canola oil. Winner gets love custard.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:42 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

BTW, rosenthal

Greatest threadjack ever.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:51 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, so if I get banned

it’s your fault?

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:42 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

You only get banned if you spam.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:43 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm surprised you haven't banned me yet then

What with all your remarks about my number of posts.

;)

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:43 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

You aren't

advertising for “interracial love” sites.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:44 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh come on

Now you’re just setting me up. We all know Hurdle is a different species.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:45 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Setting you up?

Never crossed my mind.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:47 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Snork.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:48 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Because

you’re leaving out the type of Twister they’re playing.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:41 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

So you are saying that Clint and A Rod

hang out at “lifestyle” clubs together on the road?

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 5:43 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Kabbalah?

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 5:44 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

A-Rod offered Barmes a go with Madonna

in exchange for his promise to get Holliday traded to the Yankees. Unfortunately, this wouldn’t work because Barmes is already making his own whoopee times without him. Because Barmes, after all, once worked at a one-hour photo and spent the first 48 minutes of each shift nailing the cute assistant.

Er, yeah, I think I should shut up.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:46 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

At least Clint

doesn’t hang out with man-hookers.

Barmes, that is. Who knows with Hurdle? Maybe that’s where he gets his great ideas.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:44 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Hookers

are a no-no with the Rockies. Just ask Neagle.

Now, irrational man-love from one Clint to another? Fair game. Just be sure to clean up any stains in the clubhouse, guys.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:46 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Champagne

or “champagne?”

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:48 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Let's just put it this way, SB

Some stuff was sprayed, and some stuff was REALLY sprayed.

Over/under on when these posts get deleted: 7:55

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:51 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Under.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:53 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh

Forgot you guys were on Mountain Time Zone.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:55 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha! You were wrong!

But that’s just because I’m a capricious dictator that likes to keep people guessing.

by Rox Girl on Jul 5, 2008 6:14 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I always knew

Dinger was a slut. Which brings me to my most recent theory: The guy in the Dinger costume is one of the guys who won’t usually be noticed if they’re missing. Say, Bucky.

I am not implying anything about Taylor’s character and/or preferences. Just sayin’, it’s easy to get away with stuff in that dinosaur suit.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 5:54 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I've always

assumed that people who play mascots are the same people who drink Zima, drive Volvos and order meatless pizzas.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 5:56 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

GO Rockies....

Please win….

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM MDT   0 recs

Sooooo

good JDLR tonight please

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM MDT   0 recs

Nice catch Matt.

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM MDT   0 recs

Nice Hawpe!!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:09 PM MDT   0 recs

No goofy attempt by Hawpe.

He came up with it.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:10 PM MDT   0 recs

They aren't missing these pitches so far

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM MDT   0 recs

It's JDLR

I kinda expect the Marlins to come up with 17 more tonight.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:13 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Silver

Were you or Squeaky close to catching one of the HR last night?

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:15 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Atkins's bomb

landed about 5 rows shy. This after Squeaky had just asked him to hit it to us, so he almost succeeded. I just remember looking at Iannetta and Spilly’s monster shots going well overhead and thinking, “Oh my. I think he got every seam of that one.”

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:17 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha. You gotta dive for those

Outta my way, old man in the row ahead of me!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:18 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Another hot night...

DLR, please keep ball down, thank you.

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:13 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Swing and a miss!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:15 PM MDT   0 recs

Strkeout!

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by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:15 PM MDT   0 recs

Gets him swinging.

Rockies, time to use those bats again.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:15 PM MDT   0 recs

That went surprisingly well

Time for our bats to do something.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:16 PM MDT   0 recs

Spilly!!

Double!!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:19 PM MDT   0 recs

+1

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Leadoff double!

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM MDT   0 recs

The marlins hats

look particularly odd in the USAUSA! color scheme

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by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:20 PM MDT   0 recs

I think the Toronto hats

are hysterical. I mean, what do Canadians celebrate on the Fourth? Had to make sure the Jays weren’t left out, I guess.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:22 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, Canada Day

is celebrated on July 1.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Heh...hadn't seen those

at least they didn’t just slap on the US colors

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by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Heh..

those were for Canada Day

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:24 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

I was in Calgary

some moons ago on the 4th, and I must say that the Canadians didn’t miss a chance to wish me a happy 4th. I was pleasantly surprised.

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Jul 5, 2008 6:26 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Well

They are nice people, after all. And probably more cognizant of international goings-on than Americans…

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:27 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

they have two holidays right by the 4th. Canucks are freaking awesome. I really want to live up there someday.

by rosenthal on Jul 5, 2008 6:28 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice catch by the Marlins 2B.

Spilly to 3rd.

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:21 PM MDT   0 recs

Spilly tags

on Andino’s catch in foul territory. Good read.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:21 PM MDT   0 recs

Sac fly!

Spilly scores!! 1-0!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM MDT   0 recs

1-0!

Let’s not give up the lead the rest of the night.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM MDT   0 recs

Um y helo thar bats

Guy on mound for Fish has 7.01 ERA. Take notice of this more. Kthxbai.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:25 PM MDT   0 recs

Who knows, maybe this one ends 1-0

/not holding my breath though

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by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:25 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Wouldn't that be a classic

An 18-17 old-fashioned pre-humidor win followed by a pitchers’ duel. I’m still pretty sure that everyone who remembered we have a humidor forgot after last night.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:26 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Flail and a miss!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:27 PM MDT   0 recs

Alumni notes...

Josh Fogg trails Nats, 1-0, in fourth at Cincinnati.

Jeff Salazar DFA’ed by Arizona.

by alex colfax on Jul 5, 2008 6:28 PM MDT   0 recs

Hallelujah

He can no longer torch us. Seriously, though, they DFAed him? I thought they loved that guy.

Now, just our luck, he will sign on with the Giants and torment us some more.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:29 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice play Q!!

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:28 PM MDT   0 recs

Q, JoeKo, Iannetta

all in the infield. Now we just need Stew in there somewhere and it’d look like the Sky Sox.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:29 PM MDT   0 recs

1-2-3. I approve

All aboard the FAILboat.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 5, 2008 6:30 PM MDT   0 recs

Whoever has kidnapped Bad!JDLR

Please return him to the Dbacks immediately. Thank you.

We are all dead.

by Silverblood on Jul 5, 2008 6:31 PM MDT to parent up   0 recs

Going all right so far.

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by Russ on Jul 5, 2008 6:30 PM MDT   0 recs

Did anyone see Mark Grace on the Fox pregame show today

picking the Dodgers to win the NL Worst?

The 2008 Rockies: All loses, all season

by moomacher on Jul 5, 2008 6:31 PM MDT   0 recs