Colorado Rockies @ Atlanta Braves GameThread, Sep 10, 2008 5:10 PM MDT

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - Livan Hernandez	1-3	5	5	0	0	0	0	24.0	35	27	27	5	7	7	10.13	1.75

	W-L	G	GS	CG	SHO	SV	BS	IP	H	R	ER	HR	BB	K	ERA	WHIP
2008 - James Parr	1-0	1	1	0	0	0	0	6.0	2	0	0	0	3	3	0.00	.83

Colorado Rockies	Atlanta Braves
Dexter Fowler - CF	Josh Anderson - CF
Jeff Baker - 2B	Kelly Johnson - 2B
Matt Holliday - LF	Chipper Jones - 3B
Brad Hawpe - RF	Brian McCann - C
Garrett Atkins - 1B	Yunel Escobar - SS
Ian Stewart - 3B	Casey Kotchman - 1B
Chris Iannetta - C	Jeff Francoeur - RF
Troy Tulowitzki - SS	Brandon Jones - LF
Livan Hernandez - P	James Parr - P

Fowler starting

Dexter is starting tonight and batting lead-off!

by MADness on Sep 10, 2008 4:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

YAY!!!

yay!

Is it 2007 all over again?

by rockiesfan4ever on Sep 10, 2008 4:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hurdle

didn’t know Fowler was from the area.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 4:54 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

IT'S ABOUT STINKING TIME!!!

Aut Vincam Aut Periam

by PioneerSkies on Sep 10, 2008 5:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

You'll get him

next time, Dex.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:13 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

home run now?

please?!?!

by Jester76 on Sep 10, 2008 5:16 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

=(

….

by Jester76 on Sep 10, 2008 5:18 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

crap

lord…

by Jester76 on Sep 10, 2008 5:21 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

{Sigh}

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:22 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Left it high.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a rookie no-namer

Ergo, we’re gonna get pwned.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 5:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Parr's

looking like Cy Young.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:31 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

/completely unsurprised

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 5:32 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Taking bets on

when the Rockies get their next hit.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:35 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

That took less time than I anticipated

Next (any) run is the real question.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 5:41 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Troy starts

the third with a double! Nice one.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:41 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Next time Dex,

because eventually you’ll prove me right. Just don’t know when.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:46 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Anderson robbed Baker.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

To quote Mr. Saunders

RIP RISP.

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Sep 10, 2008 5:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

A double to the Pitcher

Long long night

Is it 2007 all over again?

by rockiesfan4ever on Sep 10, 2008 5:50 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

James Parr

got his first hit, a double. This is not good.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:50 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

woo hoo

now hit the ball!

by Jester76 on Sep 10, 2008 5:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

What a throw, Dex!

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 5:53 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Sure,

I stop watching and start doing Homework and we good well

WTF

Is it 2007 all over again?

by rockiesfan4ever on Sep 10, 2008 5:54 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Stop it with the

high fastballs.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:07 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

This

is not going well.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Enjoy the time

with your fellow Giants fans. Apparently that’s the thing to do. I’ll go spend time with my fellow Raiders fans.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:08 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Who did the Braves just look like in failing to score with the bases loaded and no outs?

…. Oh yeah, US!

[sobs]

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:15 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

are you crying because you're happy?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Braves get only

a run, but even that run may be excessive in order to get the win.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:15 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

The Atlanta guys

were talking about Tulo’s solid lower half, and as the camera panned upward, it lingered a little too long on his crotch.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:21 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

they were admiring it.

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm.

I decided it’s best for me not to touch this one.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

1001 answers,

and you don’t want to give one?

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:25 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have an endless resource of witty answers at my disposal

Yet I am deciding that discretion is the better part of valor.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ooph.

McCann makes it 3-0 for the Braves.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:33 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

The Herge is relieving!

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:34 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

TEH HERGE!!!

Clearly it’s all better now.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:35 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

If you

call walking the first batter you face all better.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I won't hear a word against the Herge.

He’s clearly much better than that Buckholtz guy, who’s lost us two games in the past three days. Where did we get HIM?

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:42 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

from houston

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

I hope we didn’t give up anyone GOOD to get him!

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

nah

miguel ascenio and jason jennings

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jason Jennings?

I thought he was the Kool-Aid guy.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

what happened?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

To me?

Me, I’ve probably cracked for good.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, why you call him the kool aid guy?

do you need a strait jacket?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Likely possibility.

At least I am hurting nobody besides myself by watching this team.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:53 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

it'll be october soon.

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:53 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

For which I am thankful to Jeebus.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:55 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bad-mouthing Matt

for his home/road splits, but would still want him on a team.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:47 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Leadoff double

turns into nothing—again.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

G-Rey!

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 6:51 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Greg,

you can still drop by my house even if the big house don’t want ya just now.

Hmm, that came out wrong.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:56 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

it sure did, what are you thinking

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thinking?

Who said I was thinking?

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

lmao.

.you’re planning to do something to reynolds

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tried to buy him in August for her.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, that came out wrong.

Or not.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

didn't have enough money huh

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

That,

and several laws against buying and selling humans.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah it is

you can go to jail

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Psh

Letting a little thing like federal law stop you? Loser.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Someone has to respect the law.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

even though i don't like it.

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

What? Me? No. Never.

The chloroform is for an entirely different and perfectly legit purpose.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

sure, can i borrow that?

for “legit purposes”

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure,

just remember to use it on Hurdle before you bring it back.

Er, not for anything, eh, untoward, mind you.

/needs brainwash immediately

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

no i was going kidnap somebody

but that gives me a new idea.

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

ian homered

no more shutout

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 6:59 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Zomgz runs

I will now proceed to die of a heart attack. Nice knowing you all.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 6:59 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Figures.

I leave the room and the Rockies score.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:00 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

damn, i was all ready to say something wrong

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:04 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Smooth move there, Mensa

…. wasting one of our only good PHers.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:07 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh, Spilly.

You can do better than that.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

UGH!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Dexyahoo

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:10 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Not exactly the

best of hits for Dex to have his first one.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:10 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I imagine

he’ll take it, though!

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Sep 10, 2008 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

What, you're grading it?

It was not an out. Which is all that really matters.

But hey, two more chances to fail! One if Baker does you know what.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I grade

a lot of things. Just today I graded a book review for class even though I don’t get to grade anyone. I wrote “This review SUCKS!!!!” at the bottom of it.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Possibly indicative

of needing other hobbies?

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

/shouldn't be one to talk

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Macrame, maybe?

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've heard bonsai trees are a good choice.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Been there, done that.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Another run!

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:14 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

you mean two!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tie game!

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:16 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

With the slump Holliday has been in

I was hoping that pitching around him would work. As it kind of did. Wow, game’s tied. Think I’ll wet my pants.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:17 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

stand up first.

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

GARRETT THREE-RUN HOMER!

…

….

…..

….

Made ya look.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:18 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

NO TEASING!!!!!!!!!!

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Viz is our best bullpen pitcher

I know he’ll hold this tie Love ya Luis!!

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:22 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

you were saying

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

But I still love him!

Nobody in the world loves the Viz more than me!!!11

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

thy name is kelly johnson

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

and chipper jones

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, Viz.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:24 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Thanks again, Viz.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:27 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

You're all just picking on Viszcaino!! =(

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:28 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

you can help him keep the ball down

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

But he can do that on his own

Because he is awesome!

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

mccann doubles

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now their just picking on Luis=(

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chances the Viz is with the Rockies next season?

Surely some team out there will want him.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:29 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

*will want to trade for him.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

who?

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by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Some team.

Gotta be vague about it.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

But I'll cry if he goes!

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

you'll be tv at coors field

saying NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stephen Register

Is even better than Viscaino. You just wathc.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:33 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

sure

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

i was right

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know what would be really sad...

is if we would have kept LaTroy Hawkins. Someone who would have been cheaper and wouldn’t have given up all those runs…what a travesty.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:35 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Stephen Regester for Allstar!

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:39 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Buckets of fun, I tell ya.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:40 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

7-4....

do the braves fans get tacos? Just imagine if Manny or a reliever who didn’t give up runs..would have come in. Thanks Hurdle, the Bobby Cox bobblehead would be a more effective and helpful manager than you.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:40 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

this sucks

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

walks norton...

time for a grand slam from anderson. Wtg Hurdle!

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

bases are loaded

i can’t breathe

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

sorry just a single...

9-4! FIRE HURDLE!

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:43 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

START A PETITION

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Those Braves Are Just Meanies!!!

Picking on Viscaino and REgester like thattt =(

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:43 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

are you having mood swings?

you like some pitchers

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

She's just being sarcastic...

being Hurdled repeatedly makes even the most crusty goo filled people cynical.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

sometimes i wanna pull out my hair

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmm.

I didn’t really think I was being too subtle.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Inning finally over....

not that it matters.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:44 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

If the Rockies

score five more runs, I’ll burn my my entire collection of Star Wars novels, comics, games, figures, and everything else.

However, there’s no need to set up the area to do it since it won’t happen.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:48 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

no that's money!

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 10, 2008 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I estimate the entire

value of my combined collection to be between $3000 and $5000.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Even if they did score 5 runs....

Hurdle would bring in the right reliever to give the runs back, no worries.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:49 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I still love CDI...nice double there!

No anger or sarcasm for Mr. Dreamy, just an “I’m sorry you have to go through this”.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Escobar trying to help us win....

9-5

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 7:55 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

JoKo

got lucky.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 7:55 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I am starting to think

that Hurdle is history once this season of fail is done. There was a tone in DOD’s comments the other day that suggests that the FO finally has a clue. I do, however, think he’ll be persuaded to “resign” gracefully, saying that he’s “just not the person to lead this team to the next level.”

That Kool-Aid sure is tasty!

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Sep 10, 2008 7:57 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

I still maintain

that I will run through the streets of London wearing nothing but plaid boots and a Superman cape before that ever happens. O’Dowd-Hurdle are as symbiotically bonded as Bowlen-Shanahan.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know, I know

There’s just something there that makes me think it’s going to happen. But you’re probably right.

Still, a guy can dream, yes?

Put me out of my misery. Please!

by rockhead on Sep 10, 2008 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hurdle

I don’t think he’ll be gone after the season (there were a lot of issues this year, and not all of them had anything to do with him). But I do actually think that if they don’t start well next season, he could be gone. I’m thinking they’ll give it a couple months. I know I could be delusional and they could just keep using excuses (injuries, etc.), but I can’t see them sticking with the status quo for too long if things start bad and stay bad for too long. At some point you have to make a change, and I think the pressure to make a change would be higher than in previous years, giving the let down this year after the success of last year.

by holly96 on Sep 10, 2008 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Until

he receives an extension on Opening Day.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heh

It’s possible, but I really don’t seem them doing that. Maybe I need to be more cynical.

by holly96 on Sep 10, 2008 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

This disaster is

almost over.

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by Russ on Sep 10, 2008 8:08 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Jorge Julio!

Just what we needed, I wasn’t feeling humiliated enough just yet.

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by Silverblood on Sep 10, 2008 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs

I stopped watching it an inning early...

which is actually unusual for me. However with the disaster that ensued in this game…MTV’s the island, even the part of being stranded on a island seemed more appealing.

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 8:12 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs

Rockies lose....:(

"A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done."
~Vince Lombardi

"Spilly picked me up...He came into the dugout and said, 'We're going to get a win for you right now,' and he did it. "

~Matt Herges (on the Rockies July 3 win)

by AtkinsandTulofan on Sep 10, 2008 8:16 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs