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Monday Rockpile: The Hall of Fame Announcement

The 2009 Hall of Fame Announcement will be announced today at 2 ET on the MLB Network and on MLB.com. Rickey Henderson, first-time eligible on the ballot, should be one player elected to the Hall of Fame in 2009 (Joe Gordon was selected by the Veterans Committee). Henderson may be the only player on the ballot elected, unless Jim Rice somehow convinced 16 more voters to select him on their ballots. Mark McGwire is on the ballot for a third year after appearing on 25% of the ballots each of the last two seasons. David Cone is eligible for the first time, but even with a Cy Young award, a perfect game, and five World Series rings, he doesn't have a great chance at being elected (at least on the first ballot). There's also Mark Grace, who likes to make drawings on the screen when the sound goes out during broadcasts.

And this brings us, as it does every year, to the Rockies and the Hall of Fame. Which leads us to the first real candidate the Rockies have (OK, so Andres Galarraga is elgibile next year, I believe, but he has less of a chance than this guy):

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Here's what Walker did in 17 seasons:

G AB R H HR RBI SB BA OPS OPS+ TB
1988 6907 1355 2160 383 1311 230 0.313 0.965 140 3904

He also made the All-Star team five times, won seven Gold Gloves, three silver Sluggers, and the 1997 NL MVP Award. He led the league in batting average three times (1998, 1999, 2001), in OBP, SLG, and OPS in 1997 and 1999, and in home runs in 1997 (49). 1997 was one of those all-time great seasons and that's what baseball fans most likely remember of Larry Walker. Or maybe this:

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via www.enquirer.com

If we look at his Baseball Reference page, Walker compares favorably to several Hall of Famers and current top players (who will be seriously considered for the Hall of Fame): Duke Snider, Joe DiMaggio, Johnny Mize, Chuck Klein, Vladimir Guerrero, and Chipper Jones.

Back in 2002, John Brattain countered many of the arguments used in support of Walker. In 2011, we'll begin to see where Hall of Fame voters stand on Walker. For now, we wait to see who is part of the 2009 class.

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The BBWAA

won’t give Walker the love he deserves.

by Resolution on Jan 12, 2009 9:06 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

The Brattain article hits the nail on the head.

Walker, or any other pre-humidor Rockie for that matter, will not be looked on as having been a great ball player due to playing in Coors.

by pedalpusher on Jan 12, 2009 9:16 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

It’s not just pre-humidor players. It still happens today. I expect Helton won’t get into the hall for a long time either.

by onholliday on Jan 12, 2009 5:29 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty doubtful

that Helton gets in too…

by Resolution on Jan 12, 2009 9:52 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

I think Helton will be closer call...

Despite not having any years outside of Colorado. A lot will depend on how he recovers over the next three seasons. If his glory days are completely behind him, there’s pretty much no chance, but if he has a few more seasons over .300 with his OBP and at least doubles power, he should accumulate enough counting stats in the hits/doubles/walks categories to make a strong case. It wouldn’t hurt if the Rockies returned to the playoffs and he could play hero again.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 10:07 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

oops, just to clarify...

I’m not accusing Walker of PED use himself, it’s just that everybody from his era will have a shadow cast over them because of the known offenders.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 10:12 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

SOUNDZ LEIK SOMEBODY HAZ A CASE OF TEH MONDAYZ!!!!!111!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 12, 2009 5:13 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

shit man

if someone said that where I work, I believe they’d get their ass kicked…..

by Resolution on Jan 13, 2009 1:28 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Coors and Colorado

We all know Walker has no chance because of the Coors Field thing, but there is another reason why he’ll never get in also… and that is the Colorado varible.

Just ask the Broncos.

by roxhead on Jan 12, 2009 10:09 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

The 1990's, PED's and Coors Field are going to pretty much kill L-Walk's chances

for Cooperstown, but the Rockies absolutely have to do some things to memorialize him at our ballpark. Retired number, ring of fame sort of things would be the minimum, but the team would also be wise to create a monument park sort of plaque garden for its greats.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 10:10 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

Agree that they need to honor him some way

But I hope they don’t get into the number retiring business like the Yankees. Granted, the Yankees have been at it a little longer but IMO there are probably a half a dozen at most whose numbers should be retired at NYY. That honor should be reserved for a very select few.

Some type of Ring of Fame similar to what the Broncos do would be appropriate.

by pedalpusher on Jan 12, 2009 10:44 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Ring of fame, sure, why not. Monument park, no way. For one player? I don’t think any of them deserve that much.

As for Walker getting into the Hall, it won’t happen. Great player, but never earned a ring. Also put up all his numbers at the highest run producing park during the highest run producing era. It’s hard to get credit for being the leader of the worst team around.

by mkorpal on Jan 12, 2009 11:04 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

Larry Walker never played for the Pirates.

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 11:21 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, thats true. Doesn’t takeaway from the fact that during his prime, he got his team into the postseason once, and was quickly bounced out.

by mkorpal on Jan 12, 2009 11:26 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

The monument park idea isn't just for one player...

It’s actually not really to benefit any player, but to help expand a Rockies brand, thereby increasing the value of the franchise and the ticket base. Baseball thrives on the idea that there’s some sort of history or continuity from the present into the past, and by glorifying that past, even to the point of exaggeration (Jim Rice, most feared hitter of his time) you add value. One of the reasons why the Florida model fails is that it more or less treats its flags as trinkets for the junk drawer. There is no history or connection with the current team to its past. You don’t want to overdo it, obviously, a Neifi Perez monument might be a bit much, but setting up a reliquary shows a commitment to a franchise ideal and value, and that goes a long way in the marketing department.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 11:45 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

My problem is we don’t have much of a history to celebrate. We have won 2 post season series in the last 13 years. I’m all for that stuff for a team like the Yankees with a rich history full of players who are household names throughout the world. But for a team like the Rockies, I just don’t see a point. Maybe in 25 years when we can say Tulo was the best short stop to ever play the game who also lead the team to 6 would championships in his time. But not now.

However, I’m all for a simple ring of fame type thing.

by mkorpal on Jan 12, 2009 12:00 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Not having much of a history should be no excuse for not celebrating what history we do have

The problem is that if you fail to recognize the semi-successful periods they will get overshadowed by the failures of the franchise (think Neagle/Hampton). I actually think there should be a sort of tiered scale of remembrance, guys like Big Cat, Bichette, Castilla, probably Aaron Cook once he’s done and Holliday (unless he comes back for a second tour with the Rox or goes on to HOF levels of greatness elsewhere) should be remembered semi-permanently at one level with an idea that if however we go about doing that if it gets too crowded people could be bumped.

Above that you’d have a tier reserved for guys like Walker or Helton, hopefully Tulo eventually, who were perennial All-Stars for the Rockies, and then beyond that would be the inner circle HOF players who spent the bulk of their glory years with the team, maybe Helton once he’s done if he can bounce back here.

I think a ring of fame’s alright, but it’s too much of a football thing and for me, at least, it would be a reminder that the Rockies are only hoping to become like the Broncos in Denver. I think I’d rather see things done for that lowest tier with the columns and pillars on the Coors Field concourses (a metaphorical honorific to the foundations of the team) and then I guess maybe something like a Ring for the next tier, but we should keep something more special reserved for the truly elite.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 12:20 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

So that's a no for a hall of shame at Coors?

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 12:33 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

"The Juan Uribe Hall of Shame"

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 12:37 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe that could go in one of the pubs up the street...

We’ll probably want a drink with the reminder anyway.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 12:45 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Celebrating History

Is the cornerstone of sports marketing. And as you mention, it should be done regardless of franchise age. The Rox are now going on their 16th year, and there have been more than few moments and players that should be celebrated. This is one of the reasons why I have posted in the past that the Rockies’ marketing department is worthless.

Coors Field is ripe with places to create what I call “Memory Gardens”. A place where franchise milestones are marked and celebrated. EY’s Opening Day Homer, Bichette’s homer to win the first “official” game at the park, Matty’s slide to win the play-in game are just a couple of examples.

It’s how franchises pass along team lore and history to future generations. Think about it. Someday, someone who was at the play-in game could show that picture, plaque, whatever to their child and deliver the old “I was there that night” speech. Connection from generation to generation made. That’s how you build a fan base.

Sorry, I’m ranting. It’s just Marketing 101, and it frustrates me that the team I love most sucks at it.

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by rockhead on Jan 12, 2009 6:03 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Coors Field Memorial ideas..


Brick Plate on columns


Somewhere in the fountains


Outfield wall similar to US Cellular Field

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by Charlie77 on Jan 12, 2009 9:10 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Are we to read anything

into your selection for the last picture?

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 9:13 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes..

I thought it was appropro

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by Charlie77 on Jan 12, 2009 11:28 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I've been loving your outfield wall idea

Since you first posted it in the Game #67 (Rox/White Sox) Game Thread this past season. I know lots of folks don’t care for decorations out in the field, but I think this idea would be great. I’m also highly intrigued by the fountains placing as well. Great work, as always.

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by rockhead on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Ernie Banks

A great player can play on awful teams.

by MADness on Jan 12, 2009 3:25 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Walker has a better shot than Galarraga.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 12:37 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I subscribe to a larger sports community

on SomethingAwful.com’s Sports Argument Stadium (warning: incredibly cynical and profane sports talk is in this site), and we were actually talking about which of the Bombers would make it into the hall.

Castilla might, just based on being the hittin’est Mexican to take the field, but did you know he has a career .797 OPS? I was shocked.

Galarraga is far better, but still, his years of awesome came in a bunch, and weren’t spread out over his career.

Walker probably has the best chance, he had more, awesomer years than the former two.

Dante Bichette….doesn’t belong in this discussion.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 1:25 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

None of them will get in.

I would be shocked if any of them besides Walker gets in. Even him I would still be very surprised.

by Brendan Scolari on Jan 12, 2009 6:18 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, Walker's easily the closest...

Bichette’s already been on the ballot and eliminated the first year the same will happen with Gallaraga and I don’t know if Castilla even gets on in the first place.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 6:35 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody gets on

If Dan freaking Plesac showed up on the ballot, so will Vinny. He’s in the “Dead Fastball Hitter” Hall of Fame, but that’s about it.

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by Franchise26 on Jan 12, 2009 7:07 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Blah

Am I the only one hoping Jim Rice doesn’t get in?

Insert clever and witty remark slash pun here!

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by ES46NE10 on Jan 12, 2009 11:59 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping so too,

And it was closer than I thought it would be. I just saw it as sort of inevitable given how close he came last season.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 12:20 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Henderson

gets in with 94.8% and Jim Rice got in with 76.4%.

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 12:05 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

And yes, I switched tenses

in the sentence, which I shouldn’t have.

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 12:05 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Always seems to be a bias toward...

Red Sox, Yankee, Dodger, and Giant guys. Some of their guys (Cepeda, Reese, Rice, Rizzuto are very questionable selections). I played in a few spring games against Rice in the early 80’s. He was a tremendous athlete and really big hitter. However, at that time and even today I thought Dwight Evans was a superior player (with bias toward him since he gunned me down trying the stretch a triple in the RCF gap). He was legit two way star and really the heart and soul of the RS teams from the mid 70’s to late 80’s.

by PinchHitLancePainter on Jan 12, 2009 12:37 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense

Historical teams tend to go more hand in hand with fame, you know? It’s a bias that has some ground in “logic”.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 12:42 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, definitely a bias.

Also, being on a team like the Yankees helps, because you get the rings and are known as a “winner”, fairly or not. Also helps when you get a lot of media coverage so you get more awards and people hear about you more.

by Brendan Scolari on Jan 12, 2009 1:19 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Marquis

is a ‘winner’. Didn’t you hear? Maybe he’ll make the HOF.

by Hizilla on Jan 12, 2009 10:42 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

He's not..

Marquis just plays on a team of winners.

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by Charlie77 on Jan 12, 2009 11:29 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

On a side note

MLB Network is showing the 89 ACLS game in Toronto. I think this is the game where Canseso nearly hit one to the Yukon Territory. It is a massive shot and worth watching. Of course this series and its coverage was when Thomas Boswell (my favorite basball writer) dropped the story of steroid use by Canseco.

by PinchHitLancePainter on Jan 12, 2009 12:44 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell didn't vote for Rickey?

Rice getting in ahead of Blyleven and Raines proves the BBWAA is still infested with plenty of dumb.

See also: Somebody not voting for Rickey, Mo Vaughn getting 6 votes, and Jay Bell getting 2 votes.

It's now 2009.......oh crap.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jan 12, 2009 1:02 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Which is utterly stupid.

BABE RUTH WASN’T UNANIMOUS NOBODY SHOULD BE OMG

Those writers should have their credentials stripped and be kicked out of sportswriting entirely. If they deserve it, they deserve it. Don’t take it upon yourself to leave a guy out on principle. What if everyone “took it upon themselves” and like Greg Maddux wasn’t a first ballot HoFer because of this?

Also Skip Bayless should be shot into the sun. He puts Maddux on a 2nd tier of all time great pitchers, citing POSTSEASON W-L RECORDS.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 1:27 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Skip Bayless

is a bilthering idiot. I second the motion. If I didn’t have a job, he would be the sole reason I don’t watch TV on weekday mornings.

by Hizilla on Jan 12, 2009 10:44 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey umm

Not sure if this was posted elsewhere already but Hawpe accepted the team USA invite.

by Resolution on Jan 12, 2009 1:17 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Just about to suggest that

go team

I’ll be there in March. Any word if Holliday has gotten an invite?

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 1:28 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

stay healthy for the 09-10 offseason

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 1:43 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Random tidbit of the day

Clint Hurdle is no longer the only Denver coach/manager with a daughter named Maddie.

by holly96 on Jan 12, 2009 1:56 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Despite what you may have heard

The Red Sox are not this incredible “tradition-rich” organization that is one of the big two of baseball. Winning no world series between 1918 and 2004 isn’t “historical” or “tradition-rich”. Nobody thinks the Arizona Cardinals are one of the greatest franchises in NFL history, despite dating back to the formation of the AFPA/NFL in 1920. The Red Sox and Yankees didn’t have a major rivalry after 1918 – the Yankees had the Dodgers and Giants. The Red Sox were never a factor until after those teams moved out west. But everyone will keep pushing the Red Sox Tradition meme until everyone believes it. Bull-crap.

The Red Sox are essentially the Chicago Bears of major league baseball, but you don’t see ESPN slobbering all over themselves to get Richard Dent inducted into the pro football hall of fame the way they did for Jim Rice.

I’m not a Broncos fan, but that Josh McDaniels hire reeks of “totally questionable”. “Offensive Guru Josh McDaniels” who had Randy Moss reminds me of “Offensive Guru Brian Billick” who had Randy Moss – and we saw what kind of offensive guru Brian Billick actually was.

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by ES46NE10 on Jan 12, 2009 2:13 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

I don't see it quite as one of the big two, I still see them as tradition-rich, however

Of the old school (non-expansion) teams, I see it as the Yankees on a level by themselves, and then a big market plus solid history group below them that includes the Red Sox, Dodgers, Giants, Cubs, Braves and Cardinals, and then a historical rust belt group that have the tradition and some historical continuity but not the marketing ability and that includes the Tigers, Reds, Pirates, Indians and White Sox. Then the A’s are a sort of a history rich but tradition poor team that seems to be more like a 60’s era expansion club at times. I guess I’m leaving out the Phillies and Orioles, they’d probably fit in together as teams that don’t really have much presence outside of their own large markets, but rabid fans within them.

by Rox Girl on Jan 12, 2009 2:30 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Same idea

as ESPN and most television/newspaper media continuing to identify big-spending exclusively with the Yankees. Not only were they Yankees not the first team to spend big, they weren’t even close to the first to spend bad money, which didn’t begin happening until after the last WS title in 2000. The Orioles were right with the Yankees in the mid to late 90s, and the Red Sox (an others are there now). And the Mets of ’93 – “The Worst Team Money Can Buy” – might have been the first team to absolutely bomb with an expensive, free agent built team.

However, even though they weren’t a championship team for 86 years, the Red Sox did have such tradition-making players as Ted Williams, Johnny Pesky, Dom DiMaggio, and Bobby Doerr, and those star players are what kept them in the national consciousness and made them rich in tradition. I can’t remember much about Cincinnati in the 40s-60s, except that Frank Robinson played there, because they didn’t have a lot of talent and weren’t so good. Even when the Red Sox had bad teams, they generally had multiple talented players. “The Teammates” by David Halberstam is a good example of why the Red Sox continued to hold a place in lore while losing.

by deacs on Jan 12, 2009 2:31 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, depends on your definition of "Tradition"

Best baseball player ever? Babe Ruth. Started and finished his career in Boston.

Best batter ever? Ted Williams, LF, Boston Red Sox.

Winningest pitcher ever? Cy Young, Boston Red Sox (Also Cleveland Indians, St Louis Cardinals)

Best single-season of pitching, ever? Pedro Martinez, Boston Red Sox, 2000

Most home runs hit by a rookie SS? Nomar Garciaparra, Boston Red Sox, 1997

Championships do not necessarily mean winning tradition, and lack thereof don’t mean the opposite. The Red Sox have a franchise .516 winning percentage. That’s pretty successful over the course of more than a century.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 2:38 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Walker should prolly be a HOFer,

then again, I’m also slightly West Coast-centric. I thought Holliday should have been MVP in ’07, too.

He’ll get screwed over by Coors’ pre-humidor reputation.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 12, 2009 3:38 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Well, one thing to think about

is that he DID win the MVP in 1997. That’s definitely pre-humidor, right in the midst of all the steroids and such, and yet his season was massive enough to get recognized to the tune of 22/28 first place votes.

Being good enough to win an MVP in LOL CORZ FILD puts you on a new level of awesome.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 12, 2009 3:44 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL CORZ FILD IS TEH SUCK!!!!

Btw, RG,

There’s also Mark Grace, who likes to make drawings on the screen when the sound goes out during broadcasts.

Not quite sure whether or not I resent this or find it hilarious. Perhaps both.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 12, 2009 5:20 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I wrote that.

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 5:40 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but

I have a picture next to mine. It’s hard to confuse mine and yours. Those guys you confuse don’t have pictures (talk about being behind the times).

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by Russ Oates on Jan 12, 2009 8:25 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

True....

no offense Russ, but she IS prettier than you. I should have noticed.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 12, 2009 9:53 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

No offense

but Mark Grace is one of the most annoying announcers…

by Resolution on Jan 13, 2009 1:32 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

And that's coming from a fan of a team

that features George Frazier

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by Redhawk on Jan 13, 2009 7:53 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Well duh

her username has “girl” in it, and Russ is a guy’s name.

Therefore prettier.

No seriously RG do pix exist of you

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...

They do. There’s one on my driver’s license right here. So at least one. I think my mom might have hidden away a few as well.

by Rox Girl on Jan 13, 2009 9:07 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

You don't like a little mystery?

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by Russ Oates on Jan 13, 2009 9:24 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

[insert Internet Male joke here]

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 13, 2009 9:11 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Dang you pesky kids...

You’re right, I’m actually old man MacGruder, the groundskeeper at the local cemetery and have just been wearing a Rox Girl mask to cover my smuggling operation. I almost got away with it too.

I think I know what led you to discovering my scheme. You would think I would have chosen something more feminine than sports blogging and talking about baseball math to be convincing. I knew I should have started a needlepoint blog instead. Or maybe crochet and I could have talked about VORD (Value Over Replacement Doilies). Rats.

Eh, this is probably my Hollywood and Vermont liberalness talking and having a lot of friends who fall into some of the grey areas, but I think gender’s pretty much a spectrum now anyways, the outside, er, package, doesn’t always tell you very much.

by Rox Girl on Jan 14, 2009 7:35 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, this is probably my Hollywood and Vermont liberalness talking and having a lot of friends who fall into some of the grey areas, but I think gender’s pretty much a spectrum now anyways, the outside, er, package, doesn’t always tell you very much.

That’s why when I go out to the bars, I bring along my EZ-Test Sex Chromosome Kit. It’s educational AND fun!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 7:53 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Arrested Development:

Barry Zuckercorn drives up by the sidewalk as a “lady” of the night awaits a customer.

Barry: You aren’t one of those silly men that dress up like a woman, are you?

Prostitute: No way honey, I’m all…..

Barry, hearing “No,” steps on the gas and drives off….

by Rox Girl on Jan 14, 2009 8:23 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

+100

for all Arrested Development references.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 9:08 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

I wasn’t accusing you of being a dude, I was saying I’M being an Internet Male™ and am demanding “Pixplzthx”

It was an immature INTERNETZLOL that kind of backfired and turned into a scooby-doo mystery of mistaken gender.

I….yeah.

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 14, 2009 10:26 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

So you're saying I didn't have to confess my plot just now?

Doh! This is just like that time I was on Jerry Springer. Why do I keep on falling into those traps?

by Rox Girl on Jan 14, 2009 10:44 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

There is a model...

With the same name.

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by Charlie77 on Jan 14, 2009 12:32 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait --

that isn’t her in her avatar?

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 13, 2009 10:55 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes it is..

Her head is huge!! Where do you think Barry Bonds got his batting helmet from?

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by Charlie77 on Jan 14, 2009 12:22 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

Because I was gonna say, that’s me in my avatar….

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 1:26 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I knew it..,

You didn’t look Italian at all, more like a Corsican. Further evidence of Visigoth influences…

by Rox Girl on Jan 14, 2009 7:54 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Now wait a second....

it’s Corsica, not Tasmania. The original family name was Buonaparte.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 9:21 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Russ

when I need him to back me up?

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 9:32 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Back up what, exactly?

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by Russ Oates on Jan 14, 2009 11:53 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

On

Napoleon’s name.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 2:31 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

NERRRRRRRRRDS

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by Andrew Martin on Jan 14, 2009 4:29 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

D’oh….

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 5:50 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, well,

yes that’s true. But I have English roots, so . . .

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by Russ Oates on Jan 14, 2009 5:07 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

being part French, part Scottish, and nearly half Irish makes us natural enemies.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 5:52 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

I’m also Irish, German, Polish, and there’s some Ukrainian in there somewhere. But this photo shows where my sympathies sit (even if the words in it are a bit of an exaggeration).

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by Russ Oates on Jan 14, 2009 6:01 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm also

part Russian Jew and part Flemish, but those didn’t seem relevant.

Mostly Italian-Irish.

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 14, 2009 9:12 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

For our veterans winning the War to end all Wars, and then the one after that.

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by Charlie77 on Jan 14, 2009 11:58 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you suggesting

that they rename the Great War? In light of some little insignificant conflict that happened over 6 years in the 40s?

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 15, 2009 12:49 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure it's not Bueno Parte?

I think that’s spanish for “Having a good time”

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by Charlie77 on Jan 14, 2009 11:10 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

100

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by Russ Oates on Jan 15, 2009 7:30 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Happy birthday!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jan 15, 2009 10:22 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

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