Welcome to Rockaholics Anonymous! This month we are going to diagnose your addiction!
You might be a Rockaholic if ........
You dream in purple, black, and white.
You have a certain weakness for all things purple. "Oh, but it's purple. I have to buy it!"
When the words "cargo, cookie, Houston, too low, or Colorado Rockies", you think of the meaning relating to the team, not the literal meaning. "Rockies WHAT? Did someone just mention the Rockies?" "Oh, you meant the mountain range."
You find yourself unconsciously tapping Rockies cheers....."tap, tap, tap-tap-tap, taptaptaptap.....TU-LO!" (then the others around look at you strangely).
When a Rockie's (former or current) song plays on the radio or a movie, you get (a little) emotional.
The only magazine you read is Rockies Magazine.
You can not properly function without your daily dose of Rockies baseball, and when the dreaded offseason arrives, you start going through withdraw. The All Star break is bad enough, but 150 (or more) WHOLE DAYS WITHOUT THE ROCKIES is a lot for one to take. But each year, by some miracle, you manage to make it to Spring Training.
If you have ever experienced any of these symptoms, you may indeed be a Rockaholic!
Now being a Rockaholic has no know cure, but I love being one! If I could somehow "cure" myself, I would never do it, because Rockahol is SO GOOD.
My name is prettyinpurple, and I am a Rockaholic.
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