Rockaholics Anonymous: The Survival Guide
The Complete Rockaholic's Guide to Surviving the Offseason
Oh my beloved Rockies! How doth I miss thee! How will I ever survive? So many long months before I see thy face again!
Gosh, I hate the offseason! There's nothing to do! I need my Rockahol! I hate waking up in the morning with nothing to read about in the newspaper. I hate not having three or so hours of Rockahol (Rockies baseball) each day.
But each year I manage to survive the long offseason, though by Opening Day, I am seriously going through withdrawl and driving everybody in my house crazy.
Here are a few tips on surviving the offseason without going absolutely crazy:
1. Go shopping
It's the perfect time to get new Rockies gear- stuff should be going on sale and clearance at retail stores. Also, shop thrift stores; I got me a nice Rox beanie this offseason without having to pay a lot of money.
2. Buy tickets
Tickets go on sale January 10th at ColoradoRockies.com. Register to be able to buy tix to Opening Day or the Red Sox games.
Having the tickets for a game a few months away will make you feel better.
3. Do laundry
It's safe to wash your jersey or Rockies gear now without affecting luck and such. I really need to wash my Rally towel- it kind of got dirty with me using it at games so much. So I need to wash all of my Rockies gear before the season starts.
4. Watch/read old media
Read the newspapers that you have saved- it might make you happy, or it might make you emotional.
Watch all the Rockioes highlight clips.
Read all your Rockies Magazines.
Listen to clips of Rockies Radio on 850KOA.com.
Watch the games on your DVR.
Listen to the games you recorded on the radio with a voice recorder. I was listening to the first spring training game the other week, and I pretended it was really happening. It made me feel better.
5. Eat a lot of hotdogs
What else can you do? Eat baseball food; that's sure to make you feel a little better.
6. Countdown
Pitchers and catchers report February 18th.
Baseball season begins April 5th.
Count down the days, hours, minutes.
7. Watch baseball movies
While eating a hotdog and some pistachios.
8. Visit Purple Row every day.
Seriously. It's one of the only place to get Rockies Rockahol every day.
So, Rockaholics, I'm out of ideas, but I hope these will get you through the offseason without going completely insane. If that's even possible for us Rockaholics.
Next month, Rockaholics Anonymous:Your Story.
Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).
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Love it Prettyinpurple!
You’ve done it again! I especially like “Do Laundry”!
Thanks again!!!
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card. Can't wait to do it again next year!
Troy Tulowitzki - MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba - Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Good idea about it not affecting the luck of the team..
unless it’s a lucky Huston Street sock. Then I’m going to keep wearing it until he signs, or the smell rots off my shoes.
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eww
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 PM MST up reply actions
Lets sign that jersey to an extension then
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 11, 2009 12:25 AM MST up reply actions
with an option for a 4th year
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! Thank you for being a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
thanks!
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 10, 2009 11:26 PM MST up reply actions
Now if I but tickets what am I supposed to do with them?
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 7:25 PM MST reply actions
but buy
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 7:53 PM MST up reply actions
take a trip!
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 10, 2009 11:25 PM MST up reply actions
See I'd have to go by myself (don't know any Rockies fans here)
and pay for plane tickets just to see a game. :-)
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 11, 2009 12:28 AM MST up reply actions
Go with RMN.
He’s harmless unless you like monster nachos.
by Hizilla on Dec 12, 2009 6:20 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
I'd love to watch a game with RMN
It’s the getting there that I’m not too excited about.
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 12, 2009 2:34 PM MST up reply actions
Southwest Airlines
will be offering direct flights from Boston to Denver starting on January 10. You could fly round-trip for $150.
That sounds very tempting
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 13, 2009 11:06 PM MST up reply actions
Doesn't it - especially since my gf was keen to visit Boston
Okay, it’ll cost another $500 to get there from London but once we’re there it’d seem rude not to pop over to denver…
Since you're in the neighborhood, why not?
They’re only 1,970 miles apart. Roughly the same distance between Denver and Cuba. So the next time you’re in Havana…
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I think I saw that deal ends around St. Patty's Day
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Dec 14, 2009 8:48 AM MST up reply actions
Wanna be my travel agent? :-)
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 14, 2009 6:01 PM MST up reply actions
Don't forget to eat a lot of tacos to stay in practice.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
To add to the watch old media area
The 21 Days DVD is great for a watch every couple of months at least. It can’t quite match the feeling of being live at Game 163, but it certainly gets my adrenaline pumping every time I listen to the KOA call as the Rox start the comeback in extra innings.
I like to watch Ken Burns's "Baseball"
With the 10th inning of that was coming out this offseason instead of next summer
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 8:00 PM MST up reply actions
With wish
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 8:00 PM MST up reply actions
Oh that reminds me..
I should return that Ken Burns series to the library. It was due back a few years ago.
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Or you could just mail it to me
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 PM MST up reply actions
Do you have a VCR?
Because they’re all on tapes and I only own a Blu-Ray player.
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I do and last I checked it still works
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 8:47 PM MST up reply actions
I have VCR-DVD combo:):)
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card. Can't wait to do it again next year!
Troy Tulowitzki - MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba - Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
My old technology is broken :(
:: stares despondently at broken betamax ::
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Where can I get this?
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 10, 2009 11:26 PM MST up reply actions
I almost cried the last time
I have never cried at a movie before
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Dec 11, 2009 9:39 AM MST up reply actions
I cried at the Bucket List.
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I've looked all over for it online
I guess the next step is to try and contact FSN and see if they sell it or something.
Dex Knows
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. -C.S. Lewis
I've looked for that and can't find it
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 11, 2009 9:28 AM MST up reply actions
I got mine
in 2008 by donating to the “Wins for Kids” charity that the Rockies are involved in. It’s a good cause, and the DVD was a very nice bonus. I’m not sure if they still offer it as a gift for donating today, but it might be worth looking into.
by avsfan4ever33 on Dec 11, 2009 11:16 AM MST up reply actions
Sometimes good deeds are rewarded :-)
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM MST up reply actions
seems goofy that they don't sell it..
I think they would make a ton of money…
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card. Can't wait to do it again next year!
Troy Tulowitzki - MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba - Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Enough to sign the O Dawg?
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 11, 2009 2:56 PM MST up reply actions
You can't pass on Major League..
it’s just too good.
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I'm afraid to admit it...I've never seen that movie...
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card. Can't wait to do it again next year!
Troy Tulowitzki - MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba - Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Put it on your list
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 10, 2009 8:54 PM MST up reply actions
good choice
I also love the Sandlot (it is one of my fav. good/bad movies…) and A League of Their Own…
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
I like A Leauge of Their Own,
But I think that The Rookie is probably my favorite baseball movie.
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 17, 2009 6:22 PM MST up reply actions
This was on Versus last night...edited of course
but I watched it …and
very funny!
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Watched Sugar last night.
It was good.
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 14, 2009 3:34 PM MST up reply actions
I don't know about you, but I thought of Ubaldo....
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
me too.
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 14, 2009 6:34 PM MST up reply actions
Sugar was a little out there for me.
The whole ending seemed messed up.
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I dunno I liked the ending...and well all of it :)
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
That's what I thought, too
But my opinion shouldn’t count, as I dislike any movie that doesn’t end in “and they lived happily ever after”
by Rockie4Ever on Dec 17, 2009 11:54 PM MST up reply actions
I hate
that I can’t find any womens Rockies gear in the stores…Not even at the start of the year, or during the playoffs…instead it’s broncos and football(which I despise btw…long personal story)
So..besides the online shop, and at the Stadium, anyone know of any places for a gal to find some gear?
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
p.s.
I just had a hot dog last night. I only ever buy Hebrew Nationals because that is what they serve at Coors!
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
yum.....
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 14, 2009 3:29 PM MST up reply actions
You might try looking for gear designed by Alyssa Milano
she’s a diehard Dodger girl, but I think she expanded her line to include other teams
/shakes head that I didn’t have a million dollars to implement my clothing line…grrr
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! Thank you for being a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Hmmm....
I will look into that for sure…what was your clothing line?
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
My sister and I had been noodling around with an idea
about sports gear for women…and realized what were we thinking..we don’t have the capital..
and then about a year later, Ms. Milano makes her move…darn her and her millions! BOO!!
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! Thank you for being a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Just looked
at her stuff online and she doesn’t have any Rockies gear…boo…
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
well, boo.....another reason to dislike the Dodgers!!!:)
Dear Rockies - Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster of a season! NL Wild Card Champs. Best turnaround in MLB history for a team to win the Wild Card.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! Thank you for being a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Purple Row Cares! has women’s clothes.
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Next time
I am in greeley or denver, I am going to swing by one…there isn’t one up in Fort Collins
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
I hate that
I know the Monforts’ presence in Greeley likely brought the Dugout store to Greeley, but it’s about time one came to Fort Collins
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Dec 13, 2009 6:46 PM MST up reply actions
Hey, I'm looking for a Rox purple zipper hoodie.
I can’t find one anywhere online, and haven’t been to Dugout stores recently.
Would ya mind seeing if they have one there when you swing by? (Pretty please?)
I hope to buy one soon…..
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM MST up reply actions
I will
check on that for you…is there a size/type that you are looking for? Or just purple?
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
Thanks!
Just purple w/ something Rockies on front. Size Med.
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
by prettyinpurple on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM MST up reply actions
No problem
I plan on going down to one at the end of the month, will let you know what i find!
the time between the season ending and spring training makes me feel dead inside.
Here's a question:
Do other sports teams help us survive the offseason?
I kinda feel like I’m betraying the Rockies if I go out w/ a Broncos or Nuggets shirt without a Rockies hat on.
MY SHORTSTOP COULD BEAT UP YOUR SHORTSTOP!
It used to
but I have not been able to follow football in close to 3 years now. That and my football team hasn’t done much for me lately (last 3 years). I don’t really care about the Broncos and basketball is just boring.
JFK
absolutely for me :)
I’m sure you’re not betraying the Rockies..now if you were to wear a Dodgers or Dbacks hat….that would be a different story :)
The other teams appreciate your support…
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
I'd rather die than wear another MLB team hat!
Especially Dodgers or D-backs!
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 17, 2009 7:38 PM MST up reply actions
I figured as much :):)
I do love your enthusiasm and support of the Rox. I think you are the #1 Rockies fan!
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
Aww,Thanks!
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 17, 2009 8:36 PM MST up reply actions
Well the only sure way to find out is to see who
scored the highest on the Rockahol test :-)
I wonder if Bud Selig will give the Yankees a receipt with their World Series purchase
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Dec 18, 2009 12:31 AM MST up reply actions
I INVENTED the Rockaho;l test!
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 18, 2009 7:38 PM MST up reply actions
*Rockahol
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 18, 2009 7:39 PM MST up reply actions
I gotta stick with PIP on this one, RIRF
I think the inventor is probably the biggest Rockahol at heart;)
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
*Rockaholic
Dear Rockies-Thank you for a wonderful rollercoaster season! Best turnaround in MLB history to become NL Wild Card Champs.
Garrett Atkins-So Long, Farewell, Auf weidersehen, Goodbye!! You were a great Rockie! GOOD LUCK!
Troy Tulowitzki-MLB's BEST shortstop..nuff said
Yorvit Torrealba- Re-sign!! he's en Fuego!!
Brad Hawpe- I hope I get to see you in a Rockies uniform again!
Dexter Fowler - prowling CF, WC in his talons, leaping Utleys in a single bound!
But I really need to do it. I will soon.
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 18, 2009 7:40 PM MST up reply actions
reply fail.
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 21, 2009 4:22 PM MST up reply actions
I recently ordered a new iPod.
My previous one (it’s full, which is why I bought a new one) was just black. I wanted a different color, and although there are enough choices that normally I would have a hard time deciding, it was actually pretty easy to just choose purple. I finally got it today, and it’s a perfect Rockies color.
Nice!
I bet you’ll have lots of Rox songs on there.
Bored. Lazy. Crazy. Screaming. Counting. Another day in the life of a Rockaholic.
by prettyinpurple on Dec 31, 2009 10:04 PM MST up reply actions

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