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The Offseason: Todd Helton's Christmas Tree

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This is how I imagine Todd's holiday home, in a cabin with snow and whitetails falling outside. Christmas cards from his best friends on the tree and his favorite pictures hanging on the log wall. Todd's maglite christmas lights has him covered in case of a blackout. He probably cut down his own tree, which explains the eagle eggs in the nest. I'm sure he will release them when it's warm enough, and after he's trained them to kill for food or retrieve his Bud Light.

The only thing Todd's tree is missing are gifts.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).

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