Today and Wednesday are the only two days in the year where there is no MLB game, NFL game, NBA game or NHL game. Personally, I'm not really thrilled about the Home Run Derby, especially because there are no Rockies participating. I'll watch the All-Star Game and root for the Rockies/National League, but ultimately it's an hype-driven exhibition that Bud Selig. It has been some time since there has been a help getting thru the day post. I figure the All-Star Break is the perfect time to bring it back.
I'm not sure how amusing or popular this will be, but oh well here goes. Rowbots, I present to you the Midsummer Rockies Caption Contest.