Let's pretend we're kicking these guys' butts!
Rockies:
CF Fowler
LF Spilborghs
1B Helton
RF Hawpe
SS Tulo
3B Atkins
2B Stewart
C Iannetta
RHP Hammel
Mets:
CF Pagan
2B Castillo
3B Wright
1B Murphy
RF Francoeur
LF Sullivan
C Santos
SS Cora
LHP Santana