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The New Jimenez Nickname Contest



Everyone wants Jimenez, who has arrived among the elite of major league power pitchers, to get a nickname.  Fox is using "K-Baldo" today which is lame, IMO.  Do you have a better one?  I do.  Read it after the jump, and then chime in with your own.  I think mine will stick, but I'm all ears.....

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My new nickname is "The Big Uball".   Get it?  Instead of The Big Unit, another great power pitcher, we make a similar nickname that plays off his first name, and has "ball" in it.  As in baseball.  I think it's pretty good. 

If you have one better, have at it.

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"K-Baldo"?

Seriously? Big Uball is good, though I think that “U-Ball” will probably end up sticking no matter what.

I suppose he could be the new “Franchise” :) .

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by oo_nrb on Aug 23, 2009 4:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Sorry

Both of those are lame. U-Bal is fine with me.

by GoldenNugget on Aug 23, 2009 4:27 PM MDT reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken

jim Tracy said this game was the Freak (Timmy) vs. the Cheek (Ubaldo). I don’t know if this is correct or if I like it but it might be worth considering.

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by jrockies on Aug 23, 2009 4:33 PM MDT reply actions  

It's the Chief.

Tracy’s been calling him that for awhile after a character in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

by holly96 on Aug 24, 2009 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

oohh, if Jim Tracy and Ubalda Jimenez could play a game of “would you please stop calling me chief,” that would be awesome.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 24, 2009 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like calling Ubaldo how ESPN pronounces his last name

jim-ehn-es

if you're reading this, it means my undying support for your team will result in its failure.

by fantasyfencing on Aug 23, 2009 4:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Yep.

I’m good with U-ball.

"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill

by Bryce on Aug 23, 2009 5:26 PM MDT reply actions  

The Lincecum Stopper

:)

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by ES46NE10 on Aug 23, 2009 5:37 PM MDT reply actions  

this works

and I like SDcat09 below with Ubaldo too

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by jrockies on Aug 23, 2009 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo...

just Ubaldo….
(like Madonna or Nene)

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2009 7:44 PM MDT reply actions  

I call him Ubaldo

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 23, 2009 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not like anyone else uses it...in the MLB

and I think he is achieving a status that permits the first name usage alone..

just a thought

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2009 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nene isn't his given name. It's his nickname.

His name is Maybyner

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was his birth name until 2003

He legally changed it to Nene Hilario in 2003 :) And he goes by Nene…per himself and well everyone else..
http://www.nba.com/nuggets/news/nene_namechange_030806.html

by SDcat09 on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah I know

Difference is Ubaldo and Madonna were their given first names :)

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's what my dad calls him

But he says it more like there’s a hyphen in it, as in U-K.

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by free7694 on Aug 23, 2009 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

How about Bernard?

Or Samantha? Those seem like good nicknames. Eric?

"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill

by Bryce on Aug 23, 2009 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Mt. Ubaldo

Or Mt. Jimenez or Mt. Baldo or Mt. Uball or something along those lines. He’s tall like a mountain. The mound is nothing but a small mountain. Our team is named after a mountain range, for crying out loud.

by kiraly41 on Aug 23, 2009 9:19 PM MDT reply actions  

What about Baldy?

Or Baldo?

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by free7694 on Aug 23, 2009 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

THE JAGUAR FROM NAGUA

Admittedly this works better in an accent where you don’t pronounce the “r”.

by biondino on Aug 24, 2009 6:52 AM MDT reply actions  

Hair-B-There?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 24, 2009 9:02 AM MDT reply actions  

Wasn't very serious

at least as a long-term nickname

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Boo.

"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill

by Bryce on Aug 24, 2009 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Save that for a couple years

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like it

“Workhorse” or simply “stud” come to mind as well. Boring, perhaps, but there’s no doubt it’s the truth.

by avsfan4ever33 on Aug 24, 2009 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uhauldo

Carrying the team to the postseason!

Gladly sharing a name with Dexter Fowler!

by ShadowPenguin on Aug 24, 2009 11:24 AM MDT reply actions  

Murdertrain

The Rockies need some oldschool purple/white striped high socks. The team’s problem is it’s lack of swagger. I feel strongly that these socks will provide the swagger necessary to tap the potential that are the Rockies.

by Resolution on Aug 24, 2009 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

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