Rockies Anagrams
by Jeff Aberle on Sep 14, 2009 4:23 PM MDT
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PrintI saw this over at Gaslamp Ball and decided to do a list for the best anagrams for the Rockies extended 40 man roster and a couple of others.
Pitchers
Joe Beimel: Jibe Ole Me
Matt Belisle: Battle Slime, Beams Little, Battle Limes, Lime Battles
Rafael Betancourt: A Untraceable Fort, A Tabernacle To Fur, A Fatal Nub Erector
Taylor Buchholz: Oozy Thrall Chub
Jhoulys Chacin: Launch Icy Josh
Jose Contreras: Racoon Jesters, Arson Ejectors, A Coroner Jests
Aaron Cook: Racoon Oak
Manuel Corpas: Scapular Omen, Upscale Manor, Cola Superman, Larcenous Map
Matt Daley: Tad Tamely
Jorge De La Rosa: Goads Oral Jeer
Samuel Deduno: Unleaded Sumo, A Model Unused
Alan Embree: Abler Enema
Randy Flores: Frond Slayer, Yarn Folders
Joshua Fogg: Sofa Hog Jug
Jeff Francis: Fans Rec Jiff
Jason Hammel: Manholes Jam
Matt Herges: Get Hamster, Math Egrets, That Merges, Grams Teeth
Ubaldo Jimenez: Ideal Jumbo Zen, A Jumbo Deli Zen
Shane Lindsay: Dash Insanely, Island Hyenas, Inn Has Delays
Jason Marquis: Nor Quasi Jams
Franklin Morales: Rankles Informal, Llama Fork Sinner
Joel Peralta: Eat Rap Jello
Gregory Reynolds: Nerdy Oglers Orgy
Juan Rincon: Can Join Run
Esmil Rogers: Silo Mergers
Greg Smith: Triggers Oh My, Gym Goer Shirt
Huston Street: Hetero Stunts, Snout Tethers, Honest Truest, Shortest Tune
Catchers
Chris Iannetta: Hits Incarnate, Anthracite Sin, Ethnic Artisan, Stanch Inertia, Intact Hernias
Paul Phillips: Apish Lip Pull
Yorvit Torrealba: Lavatory Orbiter, Abortive Oral Try, Verbal Traitor Yo
Infielders
Garrett Atkins: Streaking Tart, Giant Star Trek
Clint Barmes: Cab Minstrel
Jason Giambi: Baa Jingoism
Hector Gomez: Tech Germ Zoo
Todd Helton: Tend To Hold
Mike McCoy: Cocky Mime
Chris Nelson: Loch Sinners
Omar Quintanilla: Antiquarian Moll, Tan Animal Liquor
Ian Stewart: Write Satan, Awaits Rent, Wet Tsarina, Waiter's Tan
Troy Tulowitzki: Ouzo Kitty Twirl
Outfielders
Dexter Fowler: Trowed Reflex
Carlos Gonzalez: Go Rascal Nozzle
Brad Hawpe: A Drab Phew
Matt Murton: Mutt Matron
Seth Smith: Them [Redacted], The Smiths
Ryan Spilborghs: Sporing Brashly
Eric Young: You Cringe
Others
Daniel O'Dowd: I Downloaded
Jim Tracy: My Jar Tic
Clint Hurdle: Chilled Runt
Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).
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Dash Insanely. Someone needs to dash insanely around the bases.
Cocky Mime. I have this mental picture in my head of a cocky mime, and it is totally hilarious.
Lavatory Orbiter is worth a laugh
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 14, 2009 4:42 PM MDT up reply actions
+1
Reviews of some great baseball sites and other cool stuff on my web magazine @ The Casual Observer
You absolutely have to include the anagrams for Chris Dominic Iannetta and Christopher Dominic Iannetta
that compared with Ian Stewart makes us rather demonic
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 14, 2009 4:41 PM MDT reply actions
thats pretty funny...
…but I believe you misspelled Dominic
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 15, 2009 6:05 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
That's why I didn't get what coolopotamous got (good work btw)...
I’m thinking of the Phillies prospect, Domonic Brown or whatever.
Eschew Obfuscation!
Well now we know
What’s wrong with Iannetta. Those “Intact Hernias” can be a bear.
These were great and many are very, very funny. Thanks!
It's Seth Smith's world. The rest of us just live in it.
haHA
Your best? Losers alway complain about their best. Winners go out and f*** the prom queen.
-John Mason (Sean Connery)
Nice
“A Fatal Nub Erector” sounds like Viagra gone horribly, horribly wrong.
“Oozy Thrall Chub” does as well.
Chris Iannetta – “Hits Incarnate”. Let’s hope that this is the case in the postseason and next year for CDI.
"You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours." -- Coach Herb Brooks' pregame speech prior to the Miracle on Ice
That was hilarious
You Cringe and Cocky Mime have to be my favorites, but Tulo’s gets extra points for having “kitty twirl” in there.
Thanks for the laugh!
oh, and we should probably start calling Manny “Cola Superman”. That’s just awesome
Can Join Run
Verbal Traitor Yo
Mutt Matron
lol
if you're reading this, it means my undying support for your team will result in its failure.
by fantasyfencing on Sep 22, 2009 12:57 PM MDT reply actions
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