That's not a rattler - it's just a little garter snake
This has truly been a miserable season for the Diamondbacks. I didn't truly realize just how miserable until today.
Arizona is on pace to go 71-91 this season, their third worst season in franchise history. Only their inaugural season in 1998 (65-97) and that sorry 2004 team (51-111) has finished below 76 wins. Just for your comparison, the Rockies have 91 losses just thrice - 1993, 2004 and 2005. And this Arizona team was almost universally expected to finish in the top three in the NL West, with several projections placing them atop the division.
Losing their ace and cleanup hitter from 2008 for the season sure doesn't help, but the futility doesn't just come from those two players' absences. Anyone that had Arizona 24 games out at this point needs their own TV show.
Naturally, in all things sensical, it is the D-Backs that are just coming off a near sweep of the Padres, breaking San Diego's six-series win streak in the process. This after losing 9 of their last 10 games. After winning their last five games in August, Arizona is 4-11 in September. Baseball can be so random at times.
With one win in the series, Colorado will clinch the season series from Arizona, quite the rebound from the 3-15 mark they put up last season. Arizona's pitiful 32-40 home record bests only Washington, Cleveland and Kansas City for the worst home marks in the league, and given the Rockies are 38-37 on the road, the home field advantage for the series is flat non-existent.
Go hang out at AZ Snakepit. They are good people.
Scoreboard Watch
San Francisco (3.5 game lead) @ Los Angeles (5GB). Vicente Padilla vs Jonathan Sanchez. Jon Garland vs. Brad Penny. Randy Wolf vs. Tim Lincecum.
Atlanta (4.5) vs. Philadelphia. Tim Hudson vs. J.A, Happ. Javier Vazquez vs. Pedro Martinez. Tommy Hanson vs. Cliff Lee.
Florida (5) @ Cincinnati. Rick VandenHurk vs. Homer Bailey. Ricky Nolasco vs. Bronson Arroyo. Sean West vs. Kip Wells.
Arizona Diamondbacks (64-83, L1, 5th, 24 GB)
Friday-Sunday: 3-game series at Chase Field
The Bats: C
As Rockies fans know, it is hard to have a functioning offense with automatic outs in the lineup. All season, Arizona has suffered with whoever was playing in CF or 1B (and in LF before Conor Jackson left). With Brandon Allen showing signs of life and Chris Young heating up finally like D-Back fans prayed for all season, the easy outs are harder to come by. They still have terrible OBP at the top of the lineup, but there's a considerable power threat from the top five in the batting order.
For the season, they have the 4th worst batting average in the NL and MLB in spite of enjoying the benefits of Chase Field. Their 158 HR are 4th in the NL, easing them up to 10th in the NL in wOBA. They are middle of the pack in runs scored with 652, 8th in the NL. But with Chris Young starting to hit, the lineup is more dangerous than has been this season thus far.
| LINEUP | Avg | HR | RBI | OBP | SLG | wOBA | OPS+ |
| Chris Young - CF | .206 | 13 | 38 | .307 | .399 | .312 | 80 |
| Stephen Drew - SS | .257 | 12 | 58 | .321 | .432 | .323 | 91 |
| Justin Upton - RF | .308 | 24 | 76 | .377 | .550 | .399 | 134 |
| Miguel Montero - C | .300 | 14 | 53 | .361 | .487 | .362 | 115 |
| Mark Reynolds - 3B | .272 | 42 | 97 | .363 | .571 | .398 | 135 |
| Gerardo Parra - LF | .293 | 5 | 54 | .324 | .408 | .315 | 87 |
| Ryan Roberts - 2B | .271 | 6 | 21 | .362 | .401 | .341 | 96 |
| Brandon Allen - 1B | .224 | 3 | 24 | .306 | .421 | .309 | 84 |
AJ Hinch has juggled his lineup in response to hot streaks (Young/Upton) and cold streaks (Drew/Reynolds/Roberts), also optimizing the left/right combo to the full extent. However, to do so, he had to put Chris Young back at the leadoff spot, drop Ryan Roberts - who has hit just as well as Felipe Lopez did - to 7th, and drop their best hitter and MLB's 2nd leading home run hitter to 5th. Even considering the streaks involved, It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
Via OPS+, Upton and Reynolds are strong All-Star caliber hitters and Montero is solidly above average. Roberts is about average, Drew is a slightly below, Parra is moderately below while Allen and Young have been relative deadweights.
Chad Tracy (.227, 6, 34), Rusty Ryal (.262, 2, 3) and Augie Ojeda (.235, 1, 13) are Hinch's backup infielders. Alex Romero (.259, 1, 18), Eric Byrnes (.216, 6, 26) and Trent Oeltjen (.246, 3, 4) are on the bench as OFers while Luke Carlin (3-for-17) and John Hester (5-for-15, 1 HR) are the reserve backstops.
Hop after the jump for the scouting report on the arms, the D, the pitching matchups and the hot/cold players.
The Arms: B-
The Diamondbacks will throw out their top two starts for the series, including rejuvinated OMGace Dan Haren. Scherzer and Haren have faced the Rockies in the same series once this season, with Arizona taking that series in Coors Field (although Scherzer actually lost his game). Kevin Mulvey is no better than any of the pitchers we feasted on against the Mets or Reds.
Juan Gutierrez has arguably been the best reliever for Arizona this season and has taken a strangehold on the closer's role after Chad Qualls went down.
Gutierrez is joined in the pen by lefties Daniel Schlereth, Scott Schoeneweis and Clay Zavada as well as right handers Blaine Boyer, Bryan Augenstein, Daniel Cabrera, Leo Rosales, Yusmeiro Petit and Esmerling Vasquez.
The D: C+
Arizona has been 2nd in MLB in errors for most of the season, and they sit eight behind Washington's league high 124. UZR-wise, their season-long range marks grade out above average, as they are 9th in the league. Parra, Reynolds, Allen and Young are graded as weak by UZR, while the rest of the lineup is solid, led by Upton's 8.0 UZR/150.
The Ballpark: VERY STRONG hitter's park
Chase Field has officially taken the torch from Coors Field as the NL's best hitters park. This year, Chase is playing at a Baseball-Reference park factor of 108, clearly stronger even than Coors Field's 105/106 (both have multi-year factors of 107). The park is extremely friendly to home runs and triples, giving a good shot in the arm for doubles as well.
Probable Pitchers:
Tonight, 6:40 pm MDT
Frankly, I'm a little worried about Jason Marquis, who has been poor in three of his last four starts. It is the first time all year he has given up 5+ ER three times in four starts, and he was facing three of the most anemic offenses in the league in Sad Diego, San Francisco and New York. The only time he has faced Arizona this season was in his third start of the year, when he allowed 6 ER on 9 hits (2 HR) in 5 IP at Chase Field. Luckily, he's drawing the weakest of starters for Arizona. Kevin Mulvey stepped into the rotation in place of Yusmeiro Petit with no big league starts under his belt. The waiver wire pickup from Minnesota got knocked around in his start Saturday while wearing a "Los DBacks" jersey, allowing 6 ER on 11 hits in 4 IP to Milwaukee. In his appearance before that, he served up a home run to Carlos Gonzalez and walked three Rockies. He utilizes a high-80's fastball, low-80's slider, mid-70's curve and will mix in a changeup now and again. Favors: ROCKIES moderately
Saturday, September 19, 5:10 pm MDT
Just when I started heaping uninhibited praise on Hammel, he broke his 8-game 3ER or less streak, allowing four to the Giants at AT&T. One very unpublicized part of Hammel's game is his 0.75HR/9, which is absolutely fantastic for a fifth starter for the Rockies. Part of that has been his filthy curveball, which Fangraphs has rated as 7th best in MLB, sandwiched in between Barry Zito and Chris Carpenter. Nice company. He threw two scoreless innings in relief at Chase Field in April and allowed 3 ER in 6 IP Sept 4 at Coors against the D-Backs. After suffering a miserable August, Max Scherzer has rebounded a bit in September, allowing 1 ER in two of his 3 starts. The heterochromic right-hander faced the Rockies twice this year, both times at Coors in July, having success neither night. He allowed 9 runs (7 earned) in 10 innings, serving up home runs to Troy Tulowitzki and Ian Stewart, This is a fairly even pitching matchup. Hammel has the better FIP, but Scherzer has the better tRA. Favors: DRAW
Sunday, September 20, 1:10 MDT
After being consistent for so long, it's odd to say Ubaldo has not given us what we wanted to see the last two starts. Tuesday at AT&T was the kind of abomination we ought to expect every once in a while, as even aces have bad games. Coming off that hamstring injury, one might think the leg contributed to the poor start. But I didn't see any evidence of that - I saw rust. If he can get Ian Stewart to play third and get back into his routine, we'll see the Ubaldo of old. After four weeks of struggles from mid-July to mid-August, Dan Haren has returned back into a forceful hurler. Since getting lit up in Philly, he has allowed no more than 3 ER in 5 straight starts. He did allow home runs in 9 of his last 10 starts before pitching in the land dingers go to die his last outing, so he could be vulnerable to the heavy hitters at Chase. Combine that with the fact that he walks no one and strikes out plenty, and the Rockies need to be very aggressive to achieve success. Overall, Haren has a slight edge over Jimenez in tRA and FIP. The two locked horns on July 5, with Haren besting Jimenez in the rubber game 4-3. Favors: DIAMONDBACKS slightly
My take: This series isn't absolutely essential in terms of the wild card. The Giants and Dodgers will beat up on each other. The Marlins are probably out of it as is and the Braves will get all they can handle against Philly. Even with a series loss, they'll still be in prime position. Now that I'm done sandbagging, the pitching matchups give the Rockies a solid chance in every game and there's no reason to drop this series. Rox take two,
Chris Young is hitting a stout .302/.373/.698 (.438 wOBA) for the month of September with 6 HR. Starting with the series at Coors Field two weeks ago, the CF has hit safely in 10 of 12 games. His previous best stretch of 10 games with hits was 16 games to start the season. Gerardo Parra is hitting .367 and Miguel Montero .327 this month. Juan Gutierrez has permitted just one run in his last 12.1 IP.
Ryan Roberts is hitting only .152 (7-for-46) in September, while Eric Byrnes, Stephen Drew, Mark Reynolds and Brandon Allen are all batting at a .220 clip or worse since the monthly calendar flip. Daniel Schlereth just gave up four runs in his last outing, Daniel Cabrera threw three scoreless innings in his last relief appearance, but in his only other appearance this month, he faced 5 Rockies and all scored in his D-Backs debut.
Chad Qualls is out with a nasty knee injury he sustained August 30 and will not return this season. Conor Jackson (Valley Fever - 5/12) and Brandon Webb (shoulder - 4/7) are also on the 60-day and have essentially provided no value to the team all year. Eric Byrnes (fractured hand - 6/26), Chris Snyder (lower back - 8/23) is on the 15-day. Snyder may still return this year - everyone else has been shut down for the season.
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I like the new addition
of the Scoreboard Watching. It is perfect.
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Sep 18, 2009 12:11 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Just to be a pain...
Arizona’s pitiful 32-40 home record bests only Washington, Cleveland and Kansas City for the worst home marks in the league
Kansas City and Cleveland don’t play in our league. They actually play some other weird sport that’s not baseball. But I digress :P .
As for the series, I feel far less trepidation about this series than I did against the Padres. That series felt like a trap – this one feels like a litmus test, and we’ve been passing those all year long.
"Admirably obsessive." - Uni Watch, March 24th, 2009
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by oo_nrb on Sep 18, 2009 12:52 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Sep 18, 2009 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Contextually, it was intended to mean major leagues
But your point is well taken
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 18, 2009 1:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I know
It wasn’t serious – baseball’s basically eliminated any AL/NL splits anyway, so it doesn’t really matter anymore.
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by oo_nrb on Sep 18, 2009 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah no it hasn't
this season especially
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 2:43 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a much better matchup for Hammel
based on who he’s be drawing of late.
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Sep 18, 2009 1:46 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
very good point
Especially considering we have managed to win about half of his post asg starts, iirc
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 18, 2009 1:56 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
If memory serves,
You said 6-4 prior to the Giants series, so still above .500.
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Sep 18, 2009 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea he doesn't face an ace for once
we seem to have gotten over that HURDLE
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by TuLoRocks2008 on Sep 18, 2009 2:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
New dragonslayer?
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
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by jrockies on Sep 18, 2009 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need some help
I want this link http://www.tvdance.net/images/images_one/peewee_2.gif
to be my “rally” peewee, as in this is how he escaped death in the bar in the first movie
(ok a bit juvenile but we’re all kids at heart) Some one said you have to wrap it in
exclamation points to get it to post as an image instead of a link. I don’t understand the term “wrap” Bueller?….Anyone?
by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 18, 2009 2:30 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Click on the little tree picture
Then paste the url into the pop-up box
Let us be humble in victory and courageous in defeat...
But most importantly let us never lose hope.
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should have checked it out first
Now I am very embarrassed!
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But most importantly let us never lose hope.
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 2:34 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
If any of the Mods
want to make Pee wee stop dancing
Well that would be just fine with me
Let us be humble in victory and courageous in defeat...
But most importantly let us never lose hope.
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silly
There’s no basement in the Alamo!
I can't decide whether I'm hungry or just really tired.
by WalkInRight on Sep 18, 2009 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puts fingertips together (Mr. Burns style)
Exxxxceeeleent Rock Oax.
I promise “Rally PW” will only be used rarely and in the most dire
situations
by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 18, 2009 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you've been given a powerful weapon
Use it wisely
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
only be used rarely and in the most dire situations
please
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
tough 3 game set
on paper this looks like a tough test with rocks and marquis only -140 faves today, while games two and three will likely be even closer to even. so, let’s hope the big win, the day off after 16 consecutive will lighten up the boys. with every game critical here on in, getting early leads will be key for us as it allows the pitcher and the hitters to relax more and allow their superior talent to come out on top. i just went to youtube for a couple of tu-lo chants to get me ready for tonight.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 2:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else pissed
that we get scherzer and haren and gints miss both in the ensuing series?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 2:47 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was the explanation for moving Haren's start
Because if they did it just to screw with us then Yeah… The Giants’ announcers thought it was great… doing the Giants a favor…
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 2:54 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish i knew
other than buckner struggling mightily, i don’t know. would they rather knock us out than the giants?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
cards too
i just mapped out that next weekend we got both carpenter and wainwright. this blows. we definitely need two out of three this weekend. some help this weekend from dodgers and phils would be nice, as well.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am happy about the Cards
There is a fairly good chance we will see them in the playoffs (like 75% assuming even odds) and it will be good to get used to their stuff.
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 2:59 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
you make a good point
the familiarity could help us. right now though the phils are playing better than the cards, so i’m not sure we’d end up with them. too early to tell. i’d prefer to play the cards as i just don’t like how we match up against lefty starters.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like 50% we see them in round 1
and if not then 25% chance both the Rocks and the Cards advance to round two… hence 75% assuming even odds
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, Rocks rock and Rock Oax are so similar, I really thought
this thread was one person having a conversation with themself, until I looked a little closer.
by holly96 on Sep 18, 2009 5:53 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's remember we're not IN the playoffs yet
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:05 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought DLR clinched a spot for us on Wednesday, no?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if you're being silly
He all-but clinched it, but there are many games left to play, and until it’s like beyond-shadow-of-a-doubt that we’re in, I am verrrrrrry hesitant to talk about our potential postseason matchups.
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course, i'm being silly
why else would i be fretting over rotational bad luck?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think talking about it
will somehow jinx us?
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by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure hope not
unless the players read PR religiously
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think everything jinxes everything
so most jinxes cancel each other out, but the really bad ones make the headlines.
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:20 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see the headline now...
ROCKIES EPIC COLLAPSE LINKED TO PURPLE ROW COMMENT THREAD
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm off to the library for 3 hours now
will be back for the game thread. i almost wrote will be bake(d) for the game thread, but my throat doesn’t allow me to do that stuff no more.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
better for you anyhow
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
USERS CHRYSICAT AND ROCK OAX UNDER INVESTIGATION
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
No doubt that will drive up the PR hit count, though
So we’re still WINNAHS!!!
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by Mondogarage on Sep 18, 2009 5:09 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it was oax
who brought up post-season. i only brought up that we’re getting carpy and wainy.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the team's ready to climb on tulo's back
a 15-game tear by tu-lo should carry us to the playoffs and give him a 3rd place in the mvp voting after albert and hanley. i can dream can’t i?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
isnt' anybody else jacked up
for tonight’s game after a dry day?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I guess that's why I'm lurking around here
like 4 and a half hours before the game
I am glad this is the last really late game for a while :)
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
if anybody is restless
4 1/2 hours before the game. here’s a tulo chant to make you even more so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1vEkflTAFE
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rock Oax and Rocks rock
Thank god Oax has a picture, I’d think it was someone talking to themselves!
Gladly sharing a name with Dexter Fowler!
by ShadowPenguin on Sep 18, 2009 5:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes of course my simplistic analysis
is based on a number of assumptions…
Still though, I want to see the best the Cards have to offer… I doubt it will kill us so it can only …
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
QUICK TIPS FOR POSTING ON AN OPPONENT'S BOARD
1. Do stay on topic. Join offtopic discussions if you’d like, but don’t try to steer it yourself.
2. Don’t mock their players TOO badly. We can make fun of our own players or whatever, but it isn’t taken as “nice” if you do it to their players without provocation.
3. Don’t overwhelm the board. They might not post as much as we do, and if it’s RMN/Rowbot every other post there, it might be a giant eye-roller and we’ll get gossiped about later.
4. Similar to #1, Don’t post about other games going on in someone else’s thread. Bring it back to ours, especially if our game is over. If the regulars of the site we’re visiting are, however, you can probably disregard this.
5. Do feel things out before you start posting a whole bunch. For example, pictures might not be as welcome, despite how funny they may be.
6. Do think about what you’re going to say before you say it. A well-thought-out, well-written post will get you solid feedback. Sometimes, if you’re new there, they might ask YOU questions, especially if you display yourself as a knowledgeable poster (for example, I have 5 total posts at Amazin’ Avenue. The first 2 went as such: http://www.amazinavenue.com/2009/9/3/1014684/pat-misch-is-our-savior-mets-8#20700938 – I’ve also had people ask me at Lookout Landing what on earth is wrong with Stewart), and it will also reflect well on Purple Row. And that’s more important than anything….RIGHT?!
7. Do be a good sport. If we hat-tricked in the 4th inning, it’s probably not wise to tell the Dbacks fans that you hope Dan Haren gets Nancy-Kerriganned between innings.
8. Still no talking about Fight Club.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:05 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
I LOL'd.
Posting 65 comments/day since June '07.
by DbacksSkins on Sep 18, 2009 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Mulvey is from my girl friend's town
but let’s light him up tonight!
we seem to have gotten over that HURDLE
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by TuLoRocks2008 on Sep 18, 2009 3:20 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny Corpas is from my wife's town
I hope he comes back STRONG
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
your wife is Panamanian?
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed she is
She is very proud of Manny and Mariano, But Only Manny comes from Panama City. My Sister-in-law actually lives in the same neighborhood where Manny grew up and knows his family
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
when your wife does something silly
do you say, that’s just my wife being my wife?
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Usually I just laugh at her…
?
am I missing something
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by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, just a reference to the saying that's just Manny being Manny
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh, yes
You know “Manny” is just the English nickname for Manuel.
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
as johnny would say
“I did not know that”
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there.
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Sep 18, 2009 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
except wrong wife
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 4:16 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hong-Chih Kuo's from my wife's town
I hope he blows a game against us in the last series of the season.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
my wife tells good stories of her childhood in Taiwan
of her dad preparing Taiwanese delicacies and waking up the entier family in the middle of the night to watch the Little League World Series live on TV together. they had one of the great dynasties in sports having won the LLWS 17 out of 28 years from 1969 to 1996 – they haven’t won since losing in the finals this year to California.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard there were some
scandals with the Taiwanese LLWS teams… Something about pooling the best players… But I’m sure your Wife’s family was not involved… and maybe it is all just poor-loser-syndrome
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, you are right
they pulled from a larger pool of players. in fact, they didn’t participate in the LLWS from 1997 – 2002 as they said they couldn’t comply with the new rules limiting the size of player pools.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
my girlfriend shares the same home town as Shawn chacon
I lose
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 18, 2009 5:59 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I went to church with Roy Halladay.
Do I win?
by holly96 on Sep 18, 2009 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 19, 2009 12:22 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best case scenario next three
Rockies sweep and SF takes only 2 from LA?
Rockies sweep and SF loses all three?
Rockies sweep and LA goes 2-1?
by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 18, 2009 3:42 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a tough one
I’m a proponent of getting into the playoffs is more important than winning the division. This is based on the success of so many wild card teams. However, it would sure be nice to have the Tulo chants going in a game 7 of the NLCS. as i said, that’s a tough one.
by Rocks rock on Sep 18, 2009 3:50 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Rockies sweep
I would be fine with the Giants sweeping LA.
BUT
Independent of the Rockies games I want the Giants to lose.
Am I making sense…
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
You both make sense.....My pick is door #2
If the Rox have a mini slump agian, we may need that extra cushion.
by GoodOleBoyCo on Sep 18, 2009 4:05 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
OK if we can only play with sweeps
The Rockies sweeping and the Giants sweeping would be the best…
I mean if the Giants lose 1 or 2 then they probably won’t be our nearest competition anymore anyway.
¡Vamos Rocosos!
by Rock Oax on Sep 18, 2009 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wondering
Would you guys be cool and, like, let us sweep or something? Maybe?
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by Wailord on Sep 18, 2009 4:16 PM MDT reply actions 0 recs
why? you guys aren't playing for anything anymore
let US sweep, so you don’t have to watch Giants fans in the postseason.
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 4:36 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when I paid back that money you loaned me? Well now you owe me a favor.
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by frightenedinmate#2 on Sep 18, 2009 4:38 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, I sincerely hope not.
But if this does somehow happen, please promise you’ll return the favor and sweep the Giants into oblivion, as you guys have the best chance to.
Never give up, never surrender.
by coolopotamus on Sep 18, 2009 4:55 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this
For every game we give you, you are hereby REQUIRED to beat the Giants. Understand?
So if you guys win 2 of 3, you need to beat the Giants 2 of 3.
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 18, 2009 5:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll accept.
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by Wailord on Sep 18, 2009 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
ContractFAIL.
He’s 15. Any agreement made with him is NOT legally binding.
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by DbacksSkins on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Legally, he's an infant.
Eschew Obfuscation!
by Jeff Aberle on Sep 19, 2009 7:48 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
And mentally.
(Sorry, Wailord)
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by DbacksSkins on Sep 19, 2009 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, Wailord,
I’m happy for ya and Imma let you finish, BUT THE DBACKS HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST WORLD SERIES’ OF ALL TIME.
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by DbacksSkins on Sep 18, 2009 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU LIED
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 19, 2009 12:23 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? When??
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by DbacksSkins on Sep 19, 2009 1:37 AM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKIcrDsJAs
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 19, 2009 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh.
Yes, I see.
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