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The first Dodger president?


This hilarious, but disturbing, article from the LA Times says that Jamie McCourt had plans to use her position with the Dodgers as a jumping-off point to run for mayor, governor and, yes, President of the United States:

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-jamie-mccourt-20100316,0,631136.story

The possibilities are mind-boggling..  Manny Ramirez as Drug Czar.  Joe Torre as Secretary of State (after dealing with Manny R. & Steinbrenner, how tough could some Mideast talks be?).  Brad Ausmus (the perfect backup) as V-P.

Thank God she didn't marry the owner of the GiantsTim Lincecum as Secretary of Defense would really scare me.

 



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Interesting link.

Just as a technical thing, next time make a FanShot of this, rather than a FanPost, and you can add in your same commentary. Unless another mod feels strongly about it, just leave this up and we’ll see what discussions sprout

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by Andrew Martin on Mar 16, 2010 12:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Will do.

Should’ve read the guidelines first, but I had limited time during lunch to post.

Feel free to move it if that’s better.

New decade, new result: time for a Rockies' division championship.

by Maris6161 on Mar 16, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah, we can't really move it

it’s not a huge deal

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by Andrew Martin on Mar 16, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah,

Tim Lincecum would have been Secretary of Keepin’ It Real.

Or drug czar.

If it’s the Dodgers, I like Manny as Secretary of Womens’ Affairs. Or something.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Mar 16, 2010 3:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Jamie McCourt for President 2012

McCourt & Palin!!!
Yeah, that ticket isn’t going to get any votes from Dodger, Rockies, Giants, Padres or Diamondback fans. Actually, I take that back maybe Giant fans will vote for her since she ruined the Dodgers!

Making facetious trade rumors since 2012AD

by lizardlad01 on Mar 16, 2010 5:13 PM MDT reply actions  

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