OK guys, I remember seeing an Ubaldo nickname thread sometime last year, but I don't think it produced any satisfactory results -- as evidenced by the recent purple row posts sadly lacking nicknamage. Now that he's our bonafide number one starter, our ace, I for one think it's shameful that we don't have a solid nickname for the crazy-eyed Dominican. So let's resurrect this thread and make our boy proud and finally come up with something that'll stick!! Who's with me?
(DISCLAIMER: None of these are meant to be permanent, original, or even funny. Remember, no judgments while brainstorming!!)
Ol' Crazy Eyes
Help me out here!