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Home Run Derby Game Thread

Participants for both sides:

 

American League

National League

 

My predicted winner: Corey Hart, NL.

2nd place: Miguel Cabrera, AL

Guy who hits like 0 homers in the first round and everyone groans as to why he was even invited: Hanley Ramirez, NL

Highest potential for antics: Nick Swisher, AL

Guy nobody cheers for because they have no idea who he is: Chris Young, NL

 

Starts at 6PM on ESPN. Everybody watch and cheer on somebody for whatever reason you want - just be sure to vehemently defend them!

Results past the jump.

Star-divide

 

Round 1

 

 

 

Name

Team

Total

Long

Status

Chris Young

ARI

1

410

ELIMINATED

Vernon Wells

TOR

2

428

ELIMINATED

Corey Hart

MIL

13

464

ADVANCED

Nick Swisher

NYY

4

440

ELIMINATED

Matt Holliday

SLN

5

497

ELIMINATED

David Ortiz

BOS

8

440

ADVANCED

Hanley Ramirez

FLO

9

472

ADVANCED

Miguel Cabrera

DET

7

476

ADVANCED

Round 2

Name

Team

Total

Running Total

Long

Status

David Ortiz

BOS

13

21

478

ADVANCING

Miguel Cabrera

DET

5

12

485

ELIMINATED

Hanley Ramirez

FLO

12

21

478

ADVANCING

Corey Hart

MIL

0

13

464

ELIMINATED

FINALS

Name

Team

Total

Long

David Ortiz

BOS

11

450ft

Hanley Ramirez

FLO

5

449ft


2010 State Farm Home Run Derby Champ:

David Ortiz: 32HR, Longest: 478ft

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GO MATTY!

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 4:57 PM MDT reply actions  

^4 Go MATTY!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is he speaking with Ubaldo in English?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Esperanto

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

im going to miss the first hour of this

Darn

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 5:08 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

does anyone else think CarGo would be perfect for the HR derby?

He wouldn’t even screw up his swing, eschewing a line drive swing for a big home run swing because his home run swing IS his line drive swing

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 5:09 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

That's what I wondering yesterday, before he got shafted

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking...

He has the confidence too and I think he would have done great. It’s a shame he wasn’t given the chance to be in this or the game.

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by AtkinsandTulofan on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good, the ESPN guys

LOLZ at NL lineup….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:11 PM MDT reply actions  

What would you rather watch or do?

Well, of course, I’m trying to finish a few books and journals during it.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 5:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno

paint my nails? wash my hair?

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 5:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure. . . .

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 5:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

And you can't do both of those things and watch TV at the same time?

I am disappoint

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

okay, then go Vernon Wells

I’m sure there’s another clause in his contract that pays him 10M if he wins or something

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 5:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love it. Dude, I watched the MLL All Star game last year and the skills test. Totally a junkie for All Star fun

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

well its better to watch this....

than the Lebron 1 Hour Special “The Decision”

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
Seth Smith’s beard looks on in anticipation.
His name is Dan Uggla!

by Colsportsfan on Jul 12, 2010 5:26 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1 rec'd

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holliday's been honing his HR swing the last week.

He puts on a near-Hamiltonian performance tonight.

The best things in life are Tulo dingers, Ubaldo strikeouts, and uh, yeah.

by squalene203 on Jul 12, 2010 5:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Matt

is for a National Bank?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 5:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

his performance was a bit closer to Aaron Burrian

by Junction Rox on Jul 12, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, I was torturing myself reading the comments on the MLB.com story about Jimenez starting.

Found this weirdness:

As far as Wainwright – I’d still like to know why when we were waiting for Autographs at the Ritz in Denver last week he and Schumacher were brought to the hotel at about 8:30am by the Steamboat Springs POLICE! YES, they arrived via Steamboat Springs POLICE SUV – both with stuff in shopping bags and Schumacher not even wearing his shoe!?!?! HMMMM?!?!

The shoe part is completely hilarious.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 5:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Must have met a shoe-licker

who took the shoe home.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 5:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

RMN and Muzia see red

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol'z

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Steamboat is awfully far from Denver

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 5:22 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

ninja'd ish

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

weird....I guess my machine is slower than yours....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just check the timestamps.

When you post, it shows up on your client side instantly, even if other stuff has been posted before yours.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 5:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really like Torii Hunter. Chris Nelson reminds me of him. :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:21 PM MDT reply actions  

He's a great guy

Very funny. He’s making fun of the ESPN guys and they’re totally clueless.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 5:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly.

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Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I fail to understand how the William Tell Overture relates to Dove skin products for men

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Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, shut my mouf........

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bo is a stud

need a beer…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I loved Bo...seriously

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was going to ask what Chris Young is doing in the HR Durby

then I had a better question. What is Chris Young doing at the all star game?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 5:36 PM MDT reply actions  

He is on my fantasy team?

I think that’s charlie Manuels #25 criteria

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

ya think?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 5:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

not only that Kelly Johnson beats the hell out of Omar Infante

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 5:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

shut yo mouf

foo.

Dont doubt Charlie

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, Andrew T. Fisher, have you seen this?

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/7/12/1566330/announcer-jon-miller-accuses

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Who? A. Fish?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh stop it

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

dam they called out Andrew T. Fisher in that thread

Do we go out to the flag pole or meet at the football field?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking home plate at the baseball diamond.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Although AFish is humorous

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was on my license plate for six years

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 5:55 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

how'd you lose that then?

sounds like a winner of a license plate

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

it really was

I reconnected with a girl from high school a couple years ago solely because of that plate. Even though I had traded in my car three times over since high school, she happened to be pull up behind me in fort Collins and recognized the plate.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:02 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

nice

Gigity

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

as for why i dont have it anymore

I got laid off of my job at graduation, had no money or job prospects and couldn’t rationalize the $40 to renew personalized plates

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:05 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

nice

That is a wonderful story. Someday U’ll be reunited with your plates. I believe that Andrew T. Fisher. Can I call u AFish?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure

Close enough to my hs nickname

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

thanks

permission granted…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

they dont like me there

I’m always bursting their fun bubble with facts

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 5:52 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I love watching you duke it out with them. I lurk there. I really think you need to shut their moufs about this crap.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

This didn't actually happen, did it?
It really is an interesting interview. He talks about how a few years ago when the Rockies were totally out of contention, they turned the humidor off completely so that Rockies players’ stats could be padded and that the games would be more exciting

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

fiddlesticks

Poppycock

hogWash

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Supposedly it did. I think the players objected.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

not that It means much for my computers skills are sum what limited

but I’m your soldier in any type of internet warz you might start.

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 5:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that a suicide bomber?

they are scary

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

He carries a lot of pop..

In that suit.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:16 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

...and with witnessing that stupidity, I believe the Phillies just got pushed to the back of my hate bus.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Turnin this one green

that is one very well done rant.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I couldn’t hold it in any longer. It was time for some short -attention-span “This Week in F*** You”. That team is seriously the trash of MLB.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dare you to go over to MCC and make this a fan post.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm at MCC. They are resorting to personal attacks immediately

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course they are

They’re too stupid to do anything else.

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Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

...oh, and I recommend a shower after all that sleaze

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

CREEPER

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, some Giant fans are saying its a stupid argument

and no evidence to support the accusations. So there is hope

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

They can be brought to the light!!

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I saw that...thank you...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did just join...may not have been a good idea

Can’t do anything until tomorrow, though. By then, I’m sure I’ll think better of it. As much as they deserve it, I like to think I’m better than that.

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nothing in this world would make me join MCC..

not even if balloons were outlawed.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I...I don't know why I clicked the checkbox

I feel dirty

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd likely just leave a hate-filled rant in that thread

You know, dropping f-bombs, commenting on their sexuality, and generally pointing out the obvious whininess and stupidity in the whole thing.

I think I’d rather not. My sig, in my opinion, says it all.

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

actually most MCCers would probably agree with that comment.

It might be a good ice breaker

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except that I'd probably use words that would go right over their heads.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

The bigger words would cause them to go straight to “Burn the witch!”

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I confess I still have a lot of love for the Mets

Maybe it’s Stockholm Syndrome or something, but it’s there.

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you're saying the pool's closed.

Got it.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it's certainly shallow over there

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shallow end of the gene pool.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the gene pool there has been drained down to dry concrete

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice work over there, Cat and Holly

(and whoever else may have dropped by…)

I really love their argument that “if the Rockies aren’t cheating, they shouldn’t mind being made to jump through even MORE hoops that other teams don’t have to, on top of the monitoring they are already subject to”. Yeah, right. In that case, I’m sure the Gints wouldn’t mind if Fatass Panda and Posey had their bats taken and x-rayed in the middle of every at bat, or if Timmeh and Wilson were strip searched on the mound, just to make sure that they aren’t actually hiding something on their body to doctor the baseball. (Because I’ve heard it said that they are. Only by me so far, but I’m at least as credible a source as somebody who makes their living on the backs of the Gints…)

Here’s the bottom line. If you want to accuse somebody of cheating, prove it. If you can’t, shut the hell up. And please stop pretending you can’t understand the parallels to your support of the biggest cheater in the history of baseball. Even you folks aren’t the g-d stupid.

by Junction Rox on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Did you post that rat?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

er...rant

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, I did

but only here. I think I may have registered there once, but if I went over there tonight, I would definitely ruin our church lady reputations here. They make me mad enough I probably wouldn’t even use one asterisk on my bad words…

by Junction Rox on Jul 12, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

First of all, they ARE that g-d stupid. They're Giants fans

Also, I love the whole “they’re using different baseballs” bit. WRONG WRONG WRONG. That’s the DAMNED POINT of the humidor—so that they are NOT using different baseballs. If anything, the pre-humidor days were cheating, not the current day. The baseballs are now exactly the same, which is why MLB not only approves the humidor’s use, but encourages every other team to use one as well.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey guyz did you see how cute Matty Jr. looked?

He was so shy on TV.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Charlie!!!!!! How the hell are you man?? Long time no see

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hi Cat!

I was avoiding PR during the winning streak to avoid jinxing it.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:13 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

And then be traded to the Sunnyvale A's in 2043

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 5:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Las Vegas and L.A. will eventually touch..

And traffic will still suck.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sunnydale?

I don’t think there’s anything there anymore but a big hole in the ground. Did I miss something?

by Junction Rox on Jul 12, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sunnyvale is in Silicon Valley (actually where I live and where Tulo is from).

The A’s are looking to get a new stadium down in this area, though I don’t think it would actually be in Sunnyvale. But in 2043, who knows.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

Buffy is not an A’s fan..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just recovered from a BSOD. Boo.

Now I have to go find all the e-mails that I had open but hadn’t replied to yet.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 5:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Fun fact:

I’ve never in my life gotten a BSOD.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I've ever had one on my home laptop.

But I’ve been getting it every so often at work lately (and by every so often it’s like once every couple months). I just haven’t gotten around to doing a help ticket yet.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is a BSOD?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Blue Screen of Death

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being a Mac person

them days are long gone.

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1) Cubs Fans
2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans

by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

ever hear of the 10% rule?

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3) The Giants
4) ESPN
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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

It’s not the computer’s fault. It’s quite odd. It’s as if Mac computers are aware I don’t like them, and misbehave just to piss me off. I can think of at least four times where I was working on somebody else’s Mac (one that had never caused them a problem), and witnessed their shock when every program I open unexpectedly quits, or the computer freezes. Then they get back on and it works fine.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Macs don't have BSOD's though.

They have the gay spinning rainbow color wheel of doom.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but there was also like a bomb that would show up.

That was the Mac’s version of BSOD. Don’t know if that’s still the case, as it’s been years since I was on a Mac regularly.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

OSX is phenomenal

UNIX back bone, its fast, doesn’t get viruses. Never had a better computer.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Must be porn

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2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans

by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

that does it too

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3) The Giants
4) ESPN
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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I got my first virus earlier this year.

It was a hell of a bastard. Infected my whole network, including the Macs on it.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let me rephrase

I don’t get viruses, and I don’t need to use shitty programs like Norton, or McAlphie or even AVG

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Memory Hogs...

bogs down the system. AVG is the best though.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had AVG for a while. But I'm using AVAST now.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Memory hog?

My antivirus program is taking up a grant total of 1,888 K. You could be running 250 K RAM and still be completely unbothered.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can't look at RAM only

Look at CPU usage. At certain times, some AV software will grab as much CPU as it can get. Then performance will be significantly impacted.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

some can be really obnoxious

by constantly blocking what you don’t want blocked. Also, installing multiple antivirus can cause all kinds of conflicts.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

You'd be surprised at how complicated setting some of these programs

can be. My job was supporting our companies software program. I dealt with these for 5 years. When the issues were finally escalated to me, I can tell you that 50% of the time these programs were causing failures.

I’m not talking about the AVG/Avasts of the world.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends on which Norton we're talking about.

I’ve dealt with IT departments that couldn’t figure out how to punch through the firewall and antivirus. I’m just saying that not all users are as smart or have the patience to figure those out.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm no Norton expert, this is my first time with it...

… but I’m only about average level computer literate, and it took me ten seconds to check the “Automatically Update” and “Alert Only In Case of Threat” buttons.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Norton

/shudders

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would never, EVER do that to my rig.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've not had any problem.

Not understanding of the hate that it gets. Runs silently in the background, uses less than half a percent of my memory….

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're lucky. Business environments

maybe different.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

My hate for it

is because it sucks at catching viruses, which for an anti-virus program, is a bit of a problem for me.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tough to know if you have one

when Norton is your trusted program ;)

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, like I said, I was gainfully employed

helping users who couldn’t or wouldn’t figure it out :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't had a virus since college.

Got Winword Wazoo. Would randomly insert “wazoo” into Word files and also randomly switch words around throughout the document. Pain in the neck.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 6:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

And it was without being online, too. That compute didn’t have a modem (because I am old). I got it from a floppy disk.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good old Macro viruses.

You can embed VB code into any Office document.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I suspect the virus thing is at least partially

to do with the fact that there aren’t nearly as many Macs out there. Not as many people targeting them.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

this. exactly

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I will admit

Before OSX Macs where crap.

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2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans

by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Different, not crap.

Macs benefit from being a closed system – Apple has full control of both hardware and software. So less compatibility issues, but higher cost.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being a PC person

Those days never happened.

Hmm…maybe because I bothered to build my own with quality components instead of thinking that a $199 computer from Wally World would actually work right.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Having a EE

I know how to build a computer… there came a point when I didn’t want feed Bill Gates anymore, and I wanted something a bit more mainstream then Linux (which is a great OS by the way)

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2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans

by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Building own computers ftw.

Built mine and outside of a mobo issue right after I got it, have had zero issues in the two years since. Ruv u, custom built PC

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's true.

A LOT of crappy PC computers are made, and somehow these computers establish the reputation for Windows as an OS.

Having gone through five PCs of my own and NEVER had this problem, I have to assume that if you buy a quality machine and take good care of it, you shouldn’t have a problem.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

BSOD is generally software incompatibility.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah usually drivers....

Usually drivers for low cost, cheap addon cards (or Creative stuff). There are hardware causes though, just less likely.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dells.

Hopeless the second you buy one. ;)

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

No you just have to buy the right one and configure it properly.

I have a 6+ year old Dell Laptop that still works just as good as it did the day I bought it.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bought a Sony VAIO

last year, have no complaints.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have one VAIO desktop and one Laptop.

6 years old and 4 years old. Great computers. S0ony stopped making desktops, so my new super-computer Perpetua is an HP.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have had great luck with Dells

Still have a 486 with 256 MB RAM. Still runs…

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

and this is the stuff I will miss if OT is out ofthe Rockpile

BSOD is important to all the Row!!!!!

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jeff Baker

There’s a name I didn’t expect to hear today,

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 5:59 PM MDT reply actions  

bad?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

seems like a good time to take a break to clean up my paint project outside

before the real entertainment begins…

Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!

by WalkInRight on Jul 12, 2010 6:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes a musical piece

they read my comment card

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:00 PM MDT reply actions  

MY GOD!

Train – go back to your studio, because you sound like CRAP live. Or lip sync or something. God this is horrible.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Ashlee?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

But that wasn't really Ashlee

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

at the orange bowl it was

If not, I’m even more horrified by her

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:15 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Give me some Holliday...

He’ll have the Derby Swing in full gear

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by BittenAnkles on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Screw him

Vernon Wells is where its at.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

go miguel cupcake eater cabrera

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

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by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 12, 2010 6:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh christ is this where I get sick of Chris Bermans Voice

Pls no

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Chris "Bore Me Yo Death" Berman

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by Roxman on Jul 12, 2010 6:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Back back back back

Back back back back
Back back back back
Back back back back
Back back back back

AND IT’S OUTTA HERE!

Caution: Colorado teams are better than they appear.

by ShadowPenguin on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's the over/under on the number of "backs" he calls tonight?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, is something going on tonight?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Something about DINGERZ.

I tell ya, I’m more interested in reading about Knowledge, Discourse and Violence during the Cape Frontier Wars.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

DINGERZ?

WTF ARE THOSE?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Balls that go out of a yard, I think.

I hardly see ’em, so who knows?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

You mean they want the ball to go out of the yard?

What the heck kind of a sport is this baseball, anyway?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's actually played with the foot.

Maybe?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

ARE THERE VUVUZELAS INVOLVED?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pigskin, actually.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, is this the one where grown men are slamming into one another and grunting?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Grown men slamming into one another and grunting

1) Rugby
2) Aussie Rules Football
3) American Football
4)MMA
5) Pretty much every other sport except tennis, cricket, and baseball

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

No.

This is the one where they have clubs made with titanium shafts. Shafts.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds uh.....

kinky?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmyes?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

They're nice and hard, but light.

What?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

For some reason this reminds me a fantasy novel or something.

Like Tolkien, the adult edition.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

The one where

Frodo and Sam. . . . or the one where Merry, Pippin and Treebeard. . . .

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, Kevin Smith is nodding

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chicks dig the long ball

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also, Russ....

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

So cute.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

this one works well

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I took one of my chihuahuas to 'Paws at the Park Night'

at Coors a few years ago. Dinger came up to him and took him and held him for some photographers. I thought my dog was gonna die of shock, or try and kill the freaking dinosaur.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Mets did something

similar back in 2007. I would not want to be one of those workers following the dogs with a pooper scooper.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did he just call him Jose Ortiz?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Yep.

Oh god this booth has Berman, Morgan, and a possible senile Bobby V.

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 6:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

he was fun

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:16 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Warning track power.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:19 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Young is my Inge/Easley candidate

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 12, 2010 6:21 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Again

Why is Chris Young in this thing?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh and so the NL will suck.

I think NL fans suck for not voting in the better players.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I voted for CarGo 27 times.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:24 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey I voted for him a bunch too.

I also voted for players who deserved to go, not necessarily Rox.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't vote at all!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

disappointing

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn straight

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought we could only vote 25 times...and I swear I voted like 50

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did that...lol

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

This isn't a presidential election.

You can only vote in those if you are dead.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I voted 100 times exactly.

I am NOT a lame fan. I think we all here did our part.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 12, 2010 6:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Recant,

or I’ll have your agreement ripped up.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a team of lawyers behind me.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Star Wars sucks.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK.

That in and of itself doesn’t get a ban.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

booooo

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Personal injury?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm an information broker.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about Sawaya?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

What personal injury do you have?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fine. We'll say you are a true baseball fan.

But I am a true ROCKIES fan, and that’s all that matters to me.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Deal.

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

/handshake

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 12, 2010 6:43 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chris Young sucks

(at least he did better than Piazza)

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 6:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey CY its called the HR Derby..

Not the Popout to the 9-yr old Derby.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:22 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

lol......that's funny

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

one word or less

should I turn this thing on or not

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Its the HR Derby

No way, dude.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Truth be told?

I left Purple Row threads open while I was cleaning my room/bathroom/apartment in preparation for my going out of town this week. Now that I’m done, I have just under 3 hours before I start getting ready for work and have NO idea what to do…so I came where the action was.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes..you are a sucky fan if you don't...pffft

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

wut

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was a joke

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

okay turned it on

why is there a catcher

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

So the ball doesn't run to the backstop

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cheapskates want the balls back?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

okay so instead of letting the balls roll to the backstop

the catcher catches them and then rolls them to the SIDE OF THE BACKSTOP???

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

negative nancy

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

TROOF

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

So the pitcher has a target?

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by RoarFrom112 on Jul 12, 2010 6:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, is anyone else miffed that the Angels call their rock quarry

The Rockpile

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:33 PM MDT reply actions  

they built theirs first

and it IS a pile of rocks

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

They did not have a pile of rocks in that section until a couple of years ago.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

thank you disney!

Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!

by WalkInRight on Jul 12, 2010 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

and I've been to the stadium

our rockpile is much better…fake disney rocks…sniff.

Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!

by WalkInRight on Jul 12, 2010 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not even sure those rocks are real.....

Disney and all you know..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

they are fake.

made out of plaster and wooden internal frame

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

doesn't matter

They still are nice to look at

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well everything fake is nice to look at....well mostly

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

strangely there's a big dead space behind them

where you can sit and eat but can’t see the game.

Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!

by WalkInRight on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, then Muzia its no more a pile of rocks than our Rockpile

although our Rockpile consists of many many rockheads

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought there was only one rockhead

per SBN’s handle policy?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've never sat in the rockpile.

Dont’ think I ever will. I like my regular seats and those are way too far out there.

by RoxFan1701 on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

cheapest way into a (day) game

but I rarely sit there since it gets way hot. But the view actually isn’t too bad.

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by WalkInRight on Jul 12, 2010 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap

This HR contest needs more Brad Eldred

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's that?

Kinetic energy you say?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:38 PM MDT reply actions  

LOL HUMIDORZ

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 6:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Fan Vote wasn't it?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant in the ASG

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

By him being in because of fan vote he was able to enter the HR derby :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did some pool work this week too A-rod..

only mine had a brunette in it.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:41 PM MDT reply actions  

haha

look at that hat on Swisher.

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 6:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear Chris Berman

GO BACK TO FOOTBALL AND STAY THERE.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:42 PM MDT reply actions  

I havae it muted

lilstening to David Cross standup instead

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

ARod needs to go away

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:42 PM MDT reply actions  

SHUT THE HELL UP AROD.

I heard 2 syllables out of him, and I’m already sick of him

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

  
Corey Hart’s 13 home runs- tied for the 6th-most in a first round (Mark McGwire, 1999) …record is 28 (Josh Hamilton)
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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:44 PM MDT reply actions  

....cool story?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Am I the only one who noticed that Eric Young Jr. was outrighted today? Or was that discussed in the Rockpile I didn’t read?

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:49 PM MDT reply actions  

what happened

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

??

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHAT???

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, he did.

That’s just not what they said he did.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

From EYs twitter feed:
EYJr
Rehabing with Tulsa Drillers starting today! Hope the fans come out to support.
~ about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, that is exactly what confirmed the transaction for me,.

Sad when they player is more reliable than the organization. Both coloradorockies.com and the Drillers’ website say he was outrighted.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not to mention that Tulsa has 26 active players listed if you include Young.

They’re supposed to only have 24. They and the Asheville site are just awful at accurately updating that.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Asheville had two walkoff wins today..

and they didn’t even play a double header!

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

It appears MLB and MILB got the transaction wrong.

He’s just on Rehab Assignment. Both the Rockies and the Drillers released it as though he were outrighted from the roster.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

whew...give us all a heart attack

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dont know...Would it?

As long as he’s on the 40 man call up list Im OK but I want to see him succeed in the full time role, soon

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

If he were outrighted, he would be off the 40 man Roster

He is listed as off the 40 man roster right now, in fact. it just appears to be incorrect. Sloppy reporting.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Then I am outraged that they would even think

of outrighting him..Jeez.

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

jesus

my blood pressure just spiked

needed the exercise

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Here comes the Rockies Traitor!!!

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Ya Go Holliday

Go Home

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 6:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

UGH

WE GET IT. YOU DO THE BACK, BACK, BACK, GONE THING. Berman forcing this pisses me off. I’m hating this crap even more than usual.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:52 PM MDT reply actions  

State Farm should donate money to some charity everytime Berman says "back"

then again, they’d go broke and no longer be able to sponsor home run derbies…

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by RoarFrom112 on Jul 12, 2010 6:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

No more derbies?

Winners for all of us

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

tole ya

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shhh........

the MATT is hitting. DINGERZ! dinger

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 6:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey he just hit 5 in a row

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

"That was a big little run"

Chris Berman is going to drive me to carve out my eyeballs with a KFC spork if this keeps up.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:55 PM MDT reply actions  

497 Feet?

Did I hear that right?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:55 PM MDT reply actions  

What in the

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

um, what?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Picture it literally.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 6:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just couldn't figure out to what is was referring.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Changing this up.

My rage is building thanks to Berman so I’m muting it and putting on the Ikaruga soundtrack. This should be awesome.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:58 PM MDT reply actions  

I think I'd rather listen to vuvuzelas again.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Over the Ikaruga soundtrack!??!?!?!

Are you NUTS

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I meant over Chris Berman

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oooooohhhhhhhh

Okay. I was about to un-e-friend you.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I haz a sad :(

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's it.

We’re warming up for Alan Wake Day with Ikaruga. If we can beat level 1, we can play Alan Wake.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFF

I have beat level one maybe twice in my lifetime

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey, same!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

but Alan Wake will take, like 20 hours to beat

we’ll have to start at 8am or something just to have a chance

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude Im serious

what time should we start

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll have to let you know

once my Friday gets a little more sorted out. It’s a crazy 4 days off for me. I’m going to Steamboat Wednesday morning when I get off work and then meeting up with some MHH people Friday night in Grand Lake and then coming home Saturday morning. I won’t get too hammered, promise <3

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

What??

You knew all of this already? Jesus man. My brain is failing me. Then LSS: I dunno yet.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

just text me dude

we’ll figure something out

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's like a 100% chance I drunk text you Friday.

And Thursday, actually.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yours was depressing, though.

It was like ’hey, help pick me up from after this horse kicked my nuts into my stomach." Mine will be…lol….

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4 dude

your pickmeup ruled

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Reason #427, remember?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Try this....

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/colorado.rockies.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2010/hr_derby_live.jsp

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by RoarFrom112 on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

That is amazing

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by ShadowPenguin on Jul 12, 2010 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you cranky?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

a little

long drive home and it wasn’t on ESPN radio, just more Lebron BS

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

stupid Lebron

want me to punch him in the face for you?

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

done and done

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

sorry RMN :(

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's up with Lebron?

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

You mean you didn't watch TEH DECIZION

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wish I could watch :(

GO Holiday! I still heart you!

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 6:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Whats with the Holiday Love

He left us (well we technically was traded) but he was given the chance to stay and showed no loyalty to the fans, why should he deserve so much loyalty from us?

He can go screw himself.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

So is Puols

I don’t see us drooling all over him.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I drool all over the guy

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

he's not competing

I drool all over pujols regularly

it’s pretty much understood now so it’s pointless to mention it

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

So Pulos was a bad example

A-Rod?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

ugh...

ARod is an asshat.

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I definitely don't hate him.

But I don’t really care one way or the other about him anymore, either. I’m agnostic.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

And some might argue that we showed no loyalty to him

but let’s not open that can of worms

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

?

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

How did we not show loyalty to him

He’s the one who left us.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's not rehash this...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can't just post a statement like the one you did above

and not explain yourself

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

sure I can. I think we should have given him the contract he asked for...IMO

but it’s over now…so that’s my opinion…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

We made a very comperable offer for him

He thought he could get more money. He did, but he almost was screwed in the end.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Besides

he showed his true colors after he hired Boras… all he cared about was getting paid.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't really fault Matt.

But I don’t see any way the Rockies could be faulted, either.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was just trying to make a point that there are both sides to this..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

Holiday was a selfish greedy bastard who only wanted to be paid.

No two sides. The Rockies have given fair offers to other players on the team, and gave him a fair offer as well.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're entitled to your opinion. As am I ...:)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holliday did the same thing any other player would do in the same situation..

Probably the same thing we would all do in that situation.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

How the hell do you figure?

Did we not offer to set him up for the rest of his life in a town that he was starting to own?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Team loyalty

is over-rated.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Todd Helton

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

This was a great idea.

Every pitch feels like it has the weight of the universe behind it.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:03 PM MDT reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

Guy reached over the wall and didn’t get it.

Ubaldomania.

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The shag kids are slackin'it a little

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 7:04 PM MDT reply actions  

If I was a shag kid

I would rock that.

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

twss

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

your lame

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

you're?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not mine..

so it’s your lame.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

ESPNStatsInfo:
Matt Holliday hit a 497-foot HR during his first round. That is tied for the 9th-longest HR since tracking began in 1996.
~ 5 minutes ago via web

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:05 PM MDT reply actions  

wow!

and welcome back. Missed you around these parts.

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by Maria M on Jul 12, 2010 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aww shucks...

thanks!

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can we roast Berman at a luau instead of listening to him call these HRs?

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Are you trying to kill everyone attending the luau?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

A little fat won't kill you

We’ll just make sure to cook it long enough

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, really.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Will Ferrall hasn't been funny since cowbell

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm indifferent

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

lets turn this green

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

His Harry Cary is hilarious.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

bockbockbockbockbockbockbockbockbockbockbock

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Get the hell out Ferrell

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:15 PM MDT reply actions  

rec

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

FALSE

Joe Morgan, FALSE. Cabrera is not a lot bigger than I think he is. I already think he’s massive.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:16 PM MDT reply actions  

The most interesting part of this whole HR Derby just happened.

There are still Pirates fans!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:17 PM MDT reply actions  

I feel really bad for Pirates fans..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I assume that list is

Rockies
Rockies
Rockies
Rockies
Pirates

Amiright?

by Junction Rox on Jul 12, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rockies

Brewers (forever grateful for 2007)
Natinals (I love Zimm)
St. Louis Cards
Pirates

close as I can get

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I totally forgot he was in the HR Derby..

I think I’m switching my vote to him.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought you hated Hanley

oh, right, he doesnt get along with Uggla

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I never said he was a bad player...

I never said I hated him either.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

but he hates Uggla

therefore you root for him

/calling jdub

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

what in the hell are you about?

I think he’ll win the Derby, if that’s what you mean…wth…man

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

YOU HATE UGGLA

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're not talking about Uggla....what the hell...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

YOU HATE UGGLA

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

jorgearangure:
  
This is a perfect event for Hanley Ramirez since he doesn’t have to run anything out
~ 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

lolz

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

That is an oddly complete summary of HanRam's career

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

why be sad?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I sold his rookie card..

So my wife and I could go on our honeymoon.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow.........just wow

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

How much did you sell it for?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Enough for one night in a classy hotel..

with a free breakfast buffet.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

RoomSaver Coupons are the shit.

Michael Cera knows whats up.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey Rawtober...are you here?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM MDT reply actions  

err. Rawktober

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is strangely like watching American League baseball

People are hitting home runs, numbers are changing on a scoreboard, I find myself losing interest….

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by RoarFrom112 on Jul 12, 2010 7:26 PM MDT reply actions  

We need a double switch up in here

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

And with that HR, Holiday is gone

Hope the door doesn’t hit him on the ass on the way out.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:27 PM MDT reply actions  

you better add him to your hate list

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly, he isn't even in the top 10

Just goes to show you how much I hate cub fans :)

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well thankfully David Ortiz is moving on..

At least HE’S a loyal baseball player.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wtf

That girl just shied away from a ball that was bouncing. Seriously. Get her off the field.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:28 PM MDT reply actions  

whoa.

Holliday’s kid looks identical to him (excluding the shaved head)

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 7:29 PM MDT reply actions  

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Other than the one in his skull, that is...

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

rofl

Holiday Inn is helping to sponsor this?? I feel so dirty.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:31 PM MDT reply actions  

It's part of their "Smack a Bedbug" promotion

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol'd

Stay in HI much?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL 1 HR.

WTG, CY. WTG.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM MDT reply actions  

This is an awesome post

because not a single thing written was an actual word. All abbreviations and a number. GG

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

TYVM!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay I'm on the Corey Hart bandwagon

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Hmmm I agree with you

is all hell breaking loose yet?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thats BS!!!!

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM MDT reply actions  

NBA Fined Cavs owner for comments made about Lebron

They should fine Lebron for being an ass and pulling off the crap he did.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Idiots.....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

How did he get that motorcycle to start?

It should have been flooded!

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Do you all want to know the terrifying truth?

OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME SOCK A FEW DINGERS?!?!?!!?

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 7:35 PM MDT reply actions  

DINGERZ

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can handle the terrifying truth.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I find myself incredibly bored.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:37 PM MDT reply actions  

me too dude

lets go troll somewhere

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

MCC about the humidor is a good start

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for laundry to finish so I can toss it in dryer

and then I’m going for a nap. I seriously never thought there would be a “skills competition” that would make the NBA ASG festivities look exciting. At least there’s some amusement watching WNBA players take half court shots. This is just…so….blah.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was fascinating watching Hamilton at Yankee Stadium

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hamilton at Yankee Stadium

was a classic.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey SDcat09

You might want to mention to the idiots at MCC that during yesterdays game, they mentioned that their is a camera on the balls at all time…. (that is if they know what a camera is)

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:44 PM MDT reply actions  

IT STEALZ YER SOUL

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it one of Josh McDaniels cameras?

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh that's a good point..

Did they say it was showing them all time, or just within camera range?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, this is exciting.

Hum de dee.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:45 PM MDT reply actions  

/whistles inconspicuously

/throws pie in shiva’s face

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

AH, HEY!

FOOD FIGHT!

/ hits Muzia over the head with the pie tin

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do I need to put you two in time out?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

/WHINE

BUT HEEEE STAAARTED IT!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

You didn't need to retaliate.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had to uh... defend my honor!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Honor is given, not held.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Will you give me some, then? :)

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course.

You graced my presence while I was in Denver.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good.

Now I can go about defending it.

COME HERE, MUZIA.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

urdoinitwrong

It’s “GET OVER HERE”

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

FATALITEEEE

also, BANANA CREME PIE TO THE OTHER FACE

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

.... I have two faces?!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Learn something new everyday, amirite

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow. A face I haven't know about for 23 years.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

*KNOWN

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Look what the internet has given you!

A fresh outlet for killing time AND the knowledge of multiple faces. You’re welcome.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

The more I think about it

the less I want to know about WHERE this second face is.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Curiosity isn't OVERWHELMING you?

Shame, shame.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's gotta be something I can hate on in this HR Derby

I got a whole 55-gallon drum o’ hate open, and the Giants aren’t worth expending anything close to all of it.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 7:46 PM MDT reply actions  

How about

the “announcers” are basically asking cliche questions to a various cast of players and an actor (wtf?) instead of actually calling the “game” and this is actually a GOOD thing because it means we avoid bickbickbickbickbickbickbick every 15 seconds or so. This event used to be fun.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

must....resist....banworthy....comments....

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

TW.....back to MCC

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh come on

wait for the really good setups for TWSS

if it’s just put in every time someone says “long” or “hard” it’s even worse than Steve Carrell.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're so picky.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

humor is in the ear of the picky one....or something

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

This made me giggle

Even though I still don’t understand it. I’m clearly dead tired.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

OT

I hate—hate—HAAAAATE frosting. I am incapable of eating it. Can’t touch it. Ick!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, handmade buttercream isn't half bad.

Or cream cheese, too.

But I agree, the canned stuff makes me want to swallow my tongue.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I saw someone do that once.

It was weird.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love German Chocolate

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ooooh it looks so good but

I can’t. I’m allergic to coconut!

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It's worth it, trust me.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Every so often I sneak coconut, even though I really shouldn't.

Stop tempting meeee!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Life is more fun when you give in to temptation.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

well it is

but its Good Humour so no one minds

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I kind of get this urge

to bludgeon you to death with a 360 controller everytime you say “humour”.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey...let's be respecful of the metric spelling

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll be respectful of it enough

to bludgeon Muze to death with a controller for using it.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

See this is what comes of the Rockies not playing baseball today

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

wat

I feel this way erryday, regardless of Rox

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

HI-MI-NEZ

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

trololol

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahhhh

One of the best memes ever. Courage/Insane Wolf is another

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eff no

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

But does he speak English?

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

needs more vuvuzela

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are they Domo Kuns?

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Howard discussing JI_MEH NEZ...he's scurred of him

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Howard called Jimenez stuff Unfair.... lol

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:51 PM MDT reply actions  

MCC will need to start a new thread

with this new breaking news of Rockies cheatz!!!!

by Junction Rox on Jul 12, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

This Homerun durby would be so much better if Ubaldo was pitching

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:52 PM MDT reply actions  

so no one would win

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

The universe would win

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Per Renck:

 Reds will start Bronson Arroyo on Friday vs De La Rosa in first game after break.

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 7:56 PM MDT reply actions  

how so?

I think it would be funny watching a homerun durby were everyone failed… kinda like Chris Young.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, since THIS is so entertaining.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

I’m watching it on ESPN’s mediocre live feed and there’s a box for watching the Wizards-Clippers Summer league game and I’ve had to put a lot of effort into not clicking on it this entire time.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just waiting for more..

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Man this pitcher sucks

He’s allowed like nine homeruns to the same dude? When is Tracy going to pull him

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 7:58 PM MDT reply actions  

When his arm falls off

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just once I want this to happen.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

GET THAT THUMB OUT

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:00 PM MDT reply actions  

no......

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

FALSE

It absolutely is. Don’t be shy and especially don’t listen to him. He’s just bitter. About what, I have no idea, but he’s definitely bitter.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying that not all "shes" would say get that thumb out....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying nothing more

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I rofl'd

real, real hard

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

sigh....TNWCS

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta say,

that this is one of the most hilarious comments I’ve ever read on PR, and I’ve most every comment on this site.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you are being sarcastic

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.

That was an amazing comment you made.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

wat

Until she can stand my IRL sense of humor, she’s nowhere near as funny. /broknucklebump

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

nono thats the new PR argument

that cat is way funnier than I can ever be

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

FALSE

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

now, Muzia you are not stating the debate properly.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cat: Muzia I am funnier than you

Me: (laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you must be right because I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, I guess the truce is over

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

:D

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your so picky

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a great troll

and I know it’s a troll but I can’t help but get riled up about it.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

hehe

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

An air hose blowing it (the shirt) up

wtf???

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Holy crap

LOOK AT THOSE PANTS the shag kids are wearing! Aaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Have you ever wondered why nobody bunts in the homerun derby?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Because baseball players don't have a sense of humor.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

They're in an AL park

They don’t bunt in the AL

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mike Scioscia disagrees

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

HE MIGHT BE STIFF

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:05 PM MDT reply actions  

amirite or amirite

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, gotta go or I'll miss my train.

Cat, if someone replies to any of my comments in the MCC thread and then gets incensed if I don’t respond, help me out.

by holly96 on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

will do!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

So over under on when Hanley is a Yankee?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

um..as opposed to Jeter being the better SS?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ummm he's not

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeeeah.

He’s really, really not.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uhhh..

Jeter’s jumpthrow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A-Rod’s jumpthrow

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahhh Sports Night.

 Natalie was so freaking hot.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's a photo

of her at ASG festivities in the photo tool. Why didn’t you use it?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

For the Home Run Derby Thread.

What were you thinking?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are dancing around the innuendo

in your original question?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

So I like this Stadium

but that green ugly tarp thing has to go.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:10 PM MDT reply actions  

!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had to read this three times

Just to make sure it wasn’t really saying “It’s a TARP”

by Yokel on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gee, you think with about 500 fielders out there they'd be able to catch the ball.

:P

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:12 PM MDT reply actions  

They're only 5yrs old!!!

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

They need to learn to play the game.

Geez, they should be playing competitive baseball at 1.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

BTW runner in the pic is my son.

I tried to get him to watch this, but Scooby Doo 2 is on. And he’s only seen it 4 times.

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I knoooooow. I was being sarcastic!

I think the kids are the best part of the HR derby. All of them clamoring for the ball. I find it adorable.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except they aren't.

That girl out there has been AVOIDING the ball like it’s got boy cooties on it EVERYTIME I see her. She’s worthless.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

AHEM :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

...little child.

Whatd you think I was going to say?

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

She belongs in the kitchen.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

...spitting in your food? :)

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

well played

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

boring

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

scaredy cat,

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaah.

C’mon. Cut her some slack!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love Corey Hart's hair

Even when he stands still, it looks like he’s running fast.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Home Run Derby

So easy, even Corey Hart can do it.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

In for the

… awww, **** it, it’s the home run derby.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:14 PM MDT reply actions  

His name is Dan Uggla!!!

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His name is Dan Uggla!

by Colsportsfan on Jul 12, 2010 8:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh hey, a girl came up with that ball!!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:22 PM MDT reply actions  

THE KITCHEN

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Housewife is an occupation?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

The world's OLDEST profession, eh?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

This whole concept is making me lol

We’re mocking like 10 year old girls shagging balls in a HR Derby. Inmates are runnin the asylum tonight!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's my anthem, fool. BACK UP OFFA ME

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's a little sad to me

that I’m associated with Halo so strongly here. I’m an avid gamer and the only Halo I’ve played in a few years was the Reach beta with you. Sigh.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do my best to throw it all on you

in a month we;ll both be on halo and not here anyway so dont worry

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's ok dude...

I make little kids cry all the time in Guitar Hero

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTF is alan wake?

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Boy,

You’re just all about people looking shit up for themselves…

I DON’T WANT TO

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right...

then as soon as I got there…

“Aw that Andrew…he pulled a fast one”

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

yukyukyuk

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFF

pretty much the coolest game I’ve played in years. Think 3rd person adventure game set in a Stephen King novel with episodic storytelling

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agh, everything.

I love gaming. I own all the consoles, I game at least 40 hours a week, and I play tons of different genres. I play FPS a lot almost by default because the market is so saturated with them. Alan Wake Weekend is almost upon us so that’ll be something awesome to play but right now my main focus has been on Starcraft 2 (kekekekekekekeke) and Mario Galaxy 2.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't even know.

I will take you to TEABAG TOWN, son.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You get there by taking an extended ride on the PAIN TRAIN

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

You take me there in a DREAM...

you betta wake up and apologize.

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

where is it in proximity to

Taint City?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's just around the way.

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

WIN

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, the oldest profession?

engineer is the second oldest

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did some productive work in the kitchen today. But Destro grilled the brisket. Yum!

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

what about as a maid?

or a child caretaker?

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
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His name is Dan Uggla!

by Colsportsfan on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or a hand model?

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by Charlie77 on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not bad

I’m really not sure who I want to win… :-(

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know I don't want him to win

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

whirld peaz FTW

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's close enough to BALCO-land that he was able to get a quick refill?

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I must be going through Rockies withdrawal

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

awwww... :-(

Ubaldo Day tomorrow!

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD ..I didn't even think of it that way

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Neither did I.

/hangs head in shame

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'll bet the supreme overlady did.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your wife...she smartz

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Compared to me, that's not difficult

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

This HR Derby is so exciting

that I just woke up

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT reply actions  

DUB

where were you earlier

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

My internets was down when I got home from work

so I closed my eyes…and I thew down my z’s than it took to catch up here.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

lame

I tried Ugglabaiting Cat and with no backup

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry

didn’t mean to leave you hangin

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

What?

Like tomorrow morning?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

bad wingman

bad, bad, bad…

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

*MORE z's...

maybe I’m not awake yet (I almost typed that awayke…der.)

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This has been a nice cure for my insomnia. Here in a minute I’m finally gonna get some sleep.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

The guy leaning over the fence snags the ball and celebrates while everyone looks at him like he’s an asshole for ganking it from the kids.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT reply actions  

I think someone switched out the balls for Papi

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:23 PM MDT reply actions  

are they LOLHUMIDORZ Balls?

can I say balls?

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's because you're not funny

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you are crying on the inside

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

aaaand there goes the gauntlet?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Boom. Goes the dynamite.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate being mezmerized by gifs

esp ones I’ve seen 253894 572723048204981058789743 times

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Papi's balls shrunk and atrophied long ago

Thanks, steroids!

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that.

I’m stoked to watch him swing the bat now.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we shipped the non-humidor'd balls from Coors.

They were meant for Matty, but there appears to have been a mix-up.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate when that happens

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does this tie in with matt's

“oldest profession” jokes

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I memmer Downtown Julie Brown

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remember the originals

Martha Quinn, Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodwin, and the late JJ

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep same here

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, does Ubaldo have his own MLB commercial yet? They have one for Strasburg

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:29 PM MDT reply actions  

antecedent fail

I really hope you were "WHO"ing about SS

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah

do i need to gear up to navigate a sar chasm?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

might get a burro or something

I’m saying “Who is Ubaldo Jimenez? Why would we give him a commercial? Oh well better just give it to Strasburg”

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, that Jiminy kid?

eh, i hear he’s ok.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, I've lost track, is it down to Hanley vs Papi/?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

lmao

Watching the big kid take DOWN the little kid was so NHL. Hell yeah

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

That HOFer, Chris Berman

OK, it’s Canton, not Cooperstown, but still…

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's just trying to get into HanRam's head

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, help me Rowbots...

I’m having to bite my tongue over at MCC

This isn’t good folks….

Kinda makes ya wonder about Spilborghs little grand slam-a-rino last season.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Dude that's just trolling.

Flat out. If you can’t recognize a troll when it’s SMACKING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A KEYBOARD, you’re going to get eaten alive over there.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

what? I don't understand this comment..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, nevermind.

You won’t get eaten alive because you won’t even know it’s happening. Carry on, then.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's pretty harsh

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's pretty harsh

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWW

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

/snort/

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

makes me wonder more why they got those AAA guys hitting in their lineup

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 12, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Normally, if anyone would know about AAA hitters, it's the Giants

So the fail is hard to understand here.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

So now its time for the celebrity softball game?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:39 PM MDT reply actions  

I think it's now...

BETTER BE…WHY THE HELL DID I WAKE UP THEN???

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

to see big juci win the hr derby?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually...

I just wanted to hear Berman say

backbackbackbackbackback

and then get all sweaty

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

The scary thing is that you can ACTUALLY HEAR him get sweaty

Sickening sound.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can, can't you?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

You sure can

It’s like something you might hear in one of the “Alien” movies.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's how he nails down the "beckbeckbeck" crapola

That and the screechy “WHAT?”

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bet you're right

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank merciful baseball gods this is over.

I can’t believe I sat through this. I’m an idiot.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

I didn't troll?

At least, not on purpose?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok you got to be all abrasive

you and I know you didn’t troll but what you DO is translated as trolling to many

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

lolwat

I’m always abrasive! Did I get any comments reported today?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol what the hell??

What were the comments? I don’t ever comment over there. Like, ever.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hell yes I do

I want to know all about my profile. I don’t like not having access to my own stuffs. Hook a brotha up.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

/sigh

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why are you sighing?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION WHORE

I can seriously look them up if you are curious

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude wtf I'm dead serious

I don’t care if you put them on here or in a text or a FB message or something I just wanna know which of my comments gets flagged. I need to know the tone to replicate.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL. you have one from MHR and one from RockChalk

From MHR:

Dude loses his mind for no reason and somehow ends up with 9 recs? THIS exemplifies the growing problem with MHR. Once you’re a cool kid, you can do no wrong. Have a dissenting opinion without being a ‘name’ poster and you get the Internet Orange Crush. Ridiculous. This post should be nuked and he should be given a warning. You don’t get to attack people just because you’re one of the poplar posters.

From RC:

Dammit.

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Poplar poster?

I’d much rather be a locust poster. Plague FTW!

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

no troll flags, only 3 inappropriates

one from Russ and one from DBS, awesome

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I count four.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

RCT makes me lol.

That’s random as hell.

The one from MHR was ridiculous dude. I remember that thread. There was a poster over there who was completely out of control and attacking people left and right and NOTHING was being done about it. The fact that it got flagged just proves my freaking point. What a cesspool.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is the kind of deep analysis

I come to PR for daily.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Unsustainable

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

well yeah

but you sit back and enjoy the ride for this type of performance

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Win

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

so, she's johnny herrera?

;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

false.

;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Her level of hotitude does not approach Ubaldo's level of anything.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

She's okay through a peephole

Meh. Needs a sammich.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Baby Got Back" was an anthem to me.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

married well, then ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, hellz yes

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

....

I can’t argue with that

sustainable for as long as I care

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

really see I would think you'd go for Jennie Finch over Erin Andrews

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

Actual athlete >>>>>>>>> sideline reporter

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh...she's a walking bobblehead

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who wouldn't?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

She's alright for sideline tail...

But gimme some Rachel Nichols!

Redhead!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:44 PM MDT reply actions  

reply fail.

I quit.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jibbled.

noobasaurus rex over here noobin it up all over the damn place

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's aight...

I got you following me around here to clean up my poo

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

In the words of Tupac

“I gotta get paid!”

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's ok...

There isn’t anybody, that is going to catch you riding dirty.

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

redheads are usually pretty hawt though

but I take Erin any day of the week

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Celebrate that sabbath boy

CELEBRATE IT

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Word

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alanna Rizzo is not amused

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

She probably is.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

We should get her and EA together and find out how amused they can be

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

PPV

We’d all be rich

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

And REALLY damn happy

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOOO

BOYS CLUB

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

/cracks another beer

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

ooh! me!

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

How can you tell?

Unless you’ve cleverly built a “window” into the box…

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

better build a window into the fridge...

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, please.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

And I am not surprised...

I bet she has absolutely NO sense of humor.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahaha

You know, I once saw her talking to someone before a game, and I gotta say, she is a very, very happy person

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's just something about her that kinda makes me go, "huh?"

can’t put my finger on it.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know why she's happy?

Because she stands by a baseball field all day and get’s paid for it.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because she stands by a baseball field Jason Giambi all day and get’s paid for it.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

YK, that would make me happy.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh this could gag a maggot

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

So we gonna have a recap

I wonder what the WPA graph looks like for this affair.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:48 PM MDT reply actions  

What about me?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

hmm..consults the graph

several excellent jokes…

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

sweet

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm probably about a -.475

So, good night for me. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

statznerd

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

no no, remember I'm not capable of that

“I’m Jeff “fing” Francouer"

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think we're going to need a check on that one....

Russ?

/checks on using apostrophe’s similar to asterisks

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Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

There is no apostrophe

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

d'oh! Ninja'd.... sort of.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

but but but... the only apostrophe used was in "I'm"

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thats a (-.843) for you

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you are talking about.

/irrationally hating on muzia

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gratz Papi

Good to see Matt crush one almost 500 ft too

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Who should take what off?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because I'm sure

this could get you a restraining order like the one Charlie has.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just as a spoiler: MC Hammer hits a homer

Just sayin

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

oh is this a re-run?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

it was on live on MLB.com yesterday, so I watched the first inning, haha

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, didn't realize it was yesterday

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

That dude is still a celeb?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I suppose so.....in the throwback sense, haha

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's the inspiration for Jason hammel's meme here.

That would make anyone famous

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

And popular with Rox fans

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm I thought he was dead

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can't touch this.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

MC Hammer is playing???????

SUH WEET! My night just got infinitely better.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wizard of Oz used to be able to throw though

Age…lol

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH HEY DID I MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT?

I was walking my dogs.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

WPA

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is he part of WuTang?

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh sweet!

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm a troll

Erin Andrews and Jenny Finch are hot, uhhhhh…..I stopped paying attention to everything else.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Over 1000 comments.

I am impressed.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

not bad for a HR derby

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude, wtf is emeril doing on PR?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hired him to be the site's chef.

He gets paid well.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which one would you go with: site chef or pay staff better?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, I think

I can establish a base pay for everyone now.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

and doubling every year

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

More than zero,

less than infinity.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Should've hired destro

probably cheaper, and certainly less annoying ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not enough name recognition.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you get a better deal

then realize he’s the Ubaldo of cooking. :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

/blushes

Why, I’m flattered by this conversation. Thank you.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

/groan

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jenny Finch is hot

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

WPA

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jenny Finch is HAWT

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can't be that old...

using lingo like “HAWT”…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

PR keeps me young

hangin’ with the cool kids…

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

word.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

is HAWT.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, wait, wait.

DO you mean she is smoking HAWT or HAWT while smoking. I’m for the former, but not the latter.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

makes no diff with me

I’ll puff a cancer stick with her anyday

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

See, it makes a diff with me.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

You might need to turn in your man card

Jennie Finch is hot regardless

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yeahh!!!

/slinksaway muttering

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, she's still hot.

Just as long as I don’t see her doing it.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Never had one, don't plan on it in the future.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good. Don't.

Spent almost ten years doing it. If I was any more stupid, I’d have been a Giants fan.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

quit smoking (temporarily) to ask me out.

you are clearly orders of magnitude smarter than a giants fan.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

...but finally dropped it for good. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

thank goodness :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you two

post in separate rooms?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes. Sometimes not

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow...

marriage where you don’t even have to talk to your spouse.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's highly underrated

Truly

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

but we like talking to each other!

one of my favorite hobbies = late night convos with destro. you all think he’s funny on here… :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Keep it PG.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I saw you on the prowl earlier Russ

I’m behavin’. Don’t you have to go post about Jenny Finch or something?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

We do - on the row

we can be much more biting in person.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH, I'm sorry! I read that as "PC" :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

right now, yes :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously I'm going to sleep

bai2u PR

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

/mouth breathing

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by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that even possible

next thing you know he will be this guy

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

WPA

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Crap

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

you just pulled a Ryan Franklin dude

and you were doing sooo well

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Darnnit

shouldn’t have done that one… I thought it was funny

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jim Tracy didn't pull me in time

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

DARN YOU TRACY

:-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's a lead-surrendering error, right there.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

so... a matt belisle?

/duck/ still love him though…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

there

My Hate List;

1) Cubs Fans
2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans

by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

there

My Hate List;

1) Cubs Fans
2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans

by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

ugg reply fail

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

One more time

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2) Charlie Manuel
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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

WPA

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude, she's cute

but that is not the most flattering pic.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know but I don't think that they are PR approved.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are they similar

to photos of Pods wife? If not as revealing, PR approved.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

SI Swimsuite photos.

I’d rather keep it on the safe side.

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Those are fine.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well in that case

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

but but

bikinki

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kinki, you say?

Hmm…

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

muzia WPA down the toilet for using

the name that I will not say for RMN

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

screencap something from tonight

she’s looking good. too bad her pitching is getting rocked. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

She's pitching slow pitch

those guys couldn’t hit her real pitches

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

to be sure.

I can understand – I had trouble converting my pitching style too.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

WPA

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's the family buick

but at least she’s giving rides.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now Showing:

the Story of AMart

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I'M sure as hell not gonna get close enough to find out!!!

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

please pass the eye bleach...

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahahhaha...lol...wooo..

/slapping knee..

no stop really you’re killing me….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

see cat

tons of people on here know me as a funny and likeable guy outside of PR. You have never given any of us that chance, therefore I will always win.

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

sigh.....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

poor Muzia......

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

already done

but AUGH

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait wait wait...

…it’s MRS. KRUK!!

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

(Now I know the real reason he was okay with going down a nut)

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

zing!

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

/twitch/

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that the stupid obnoxious chef guy who I hate

yeah it is

f that guy

the NL team needs more cool and hot people

well jenny finch is doing well

by Andrew Martin on Jul 12, 2010 9:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Top 10

counting this thread and the two Rockpiles:

Name # of Posts
SDcat09 425
Muzia 390
Andrew Martin 374
The jDub 218
SlamDunkTheFunk 158
Paleface Destro 117
Maria M 109
Russ Oates 81

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Or, uh, I mean top 8.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow...

and to think that I actually got any work done…amazing.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

theshiva: something like 30.

I need to actually come and post in Rockpiles more often.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

35 or so.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

SWEET. Awesome prediction.

Shiva gains 5 points.

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have way too much going on

usually by the time I get to the rockpile there are like 400 comments…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I work all friggin day with no access to the internet.

Which makes it really hard. :(

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have internet access, but continually get blocked by three children and a whole bunch of other goings-on

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

The only time I can get in is when I'm off

Pretty nasty firewall at work, when I can find a machine.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hitting for power

exactly what i look for in a 20something

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're making

so many rec worthy comments as this game thread dies out.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Time to put kids to bed

See you all tommorow for more OT fun.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 12, 2010 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Peace.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 12, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nite

ours just went down too.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

It tends to be more of a theory, really

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

cept this time

It counts….hopefully for the Rockies ;)

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I approve of this plan. :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

-5 for redundancy.

;)

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by theshiva on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

+5 for awesomeness though

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bo Jackson still got it........

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

Was he the Crack head

or was that Strawberry?

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think that was Strawberry

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Strawberry

Bo Jackson owned at about 50 sports

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

He exceled at hockeyball?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

HOMER

Griffey and the Strawwww

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too bad Preppie's not pitching to him

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

True Story...I literally bumped into him in downtown San Diego during the superbowl festivies.

He’s no taller than me…but damn an incredibly good looking guy.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't you hate it when some rookie no named pitcher can own you in MLB the Show

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by wolf213 on Jul 12, 2010 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Holy Crap

You guys are hilarious. Thank goodness the office is empty. (Speaking of, this place is open, but MCC is BLOCKED – So no LOLHUMIDORZ argument for me) Thanks for keeping me entertained this evening.

by Yokel on Jul 12, 2010 9:34 PM MDT reply actions  

what do you mean, blocked? only members can even see it?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Afoul of the web filter.

But PR is good. There are advantages to being a bunch of goody-two-shoes, I suppose.

by Yokel on Jul 12, 2010 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, gotcha

I can see that.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why didn't the guy announcing this game, cover the HR derby...He's funny

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Gary Thorne?

He’s awesome….even better at hockey imho

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're insane.

I need to go read some history books.

Good night!

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by Russ Oates on Jul 12, 2010 9:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Good night! Sanity is overrated

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jennie Finch with wood in her hands

HAWT

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

"GIve it to me, Bo, let's go."

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heh

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I ninja'd you above

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

shows up below for me ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh weird

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jenny Finch says, give it to me Bo

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

The announcer was such a riot

“oh, she wanted that so bad…”

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap..Piazza GS

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

ROFL! So now they're only down by what, 5?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course, this means that NL is now obligated to win the ASG... ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

I was just gonna say...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok, i should hit the hay..

night all! Go NL!

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Home Derby lead in comment from Steve Levy

Was going, going, gone…

I’m thinking boring, boring, yawn

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Huh? There was a HR Derby?

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's a Krukin' Idiot

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a good plan

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Honestly, you can make it look like this…most entries in the blank will work:

I blame Kruk for _________

Madlibs time!

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

world hunger

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Absolutely

Who do you think Sally Struthers’ puppet-master was?

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jabba the Struthers

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 12, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cheesy Poofs! Snacky Cakes!!

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Over 1200 Comments. And it’s not even a Rockpile or Game Thread. Seriously, wow.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:00 PM MDT reply actions  

LOLZHUMIDORLESS

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Withdrawal is a bitch

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

The only cure is a WS WIN

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hells yes

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is this something to be admired or embarrassed about?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably embarrassed

Since, you know, we’re a bunch of repressed Church Ladies and stuff, and thus have no lives.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't resemble most of that statement. Figure out which part

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing "repressed Church Lady"

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

...and "no life"

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

I’m going to guess you’re not a conglomeration of multiple people, so “bunch” is right out.

by Yokel on Jul 12, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I figured that one went pretty much without saying

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I could be a multiple personality

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or......

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

GLADDOS >>>>>>>>> HAL

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm Sorry SDTF

You can’t do that…

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Please don't do that SDTF

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Daisy... Daisy...

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Clearly you're an idiot

<3

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

CLEARLY

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I lol'd...okay

you’re funnier than either Muzia or me

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

You keep setting us up, and we keep knocking them out of the park..:P

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

we are ^4

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

you know what would make me laugh

in a really sad way, is if we meet IRL, and hate other!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's a very sad laugh

3 beers later we would be friends again

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

fact

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Wire?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

uh huh Season 5

and one of my fave characters just got got :(

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

The funny part is

I use Chrome, which is screaming fast, and can handle large files pretty easily, but I just watch my CPU go WAY up when I load this page… I don’t know what would happen if I tried this with Internutz Exploder. Wait I do know: BSOD!

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 12, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Quick poll

Do I lose my job so I can go back to bed and actually get some sleep or go to work and just man up?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

I vote "go to work and just man up"

That internet connection’s not gonna pay for itself

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This is what I always do. Hell, I don’t even like to sleep on my days off. I’m sure a few people remember my SC2 haze I was in at my last Rockies game (holy hell that was forever ago)

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

you were dead

we need to go again

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by Muzia on Jul 12, 2010 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

And with all my time off coming up

of course the Rox are on the road. Haet

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sleep on your job, like the rest of us (them)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

After this Michael Cera nonsense

I’m prepped for ANYTHING

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, really leaving.,

MAN TIME

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

nite!

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Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good night!

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, it really is time for bed.

Good night, all. Hopefully a somewhat decent night’s sleep will help me ease off the hate accelerator a little bit. :)

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

The Haterator?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Accelerhator?

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 12, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Large Hateron Collider

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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's better yes

Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haterade is hate aid

For that deep down Giants hate.

Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007

by Paleface Destro on Jul 12, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

guys, gotta go...need to rest...

big day tomorrow….be well

Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
QPU Member #4, Yankee Haters Encouragement Group Member #4, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Jul 12, 2010 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

WTF

1300+ comments for the home run derby? o_O

Caution: Colorado teams are better than they appear.

by ShadowPenguin on Jul 12, 2010 11:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Hot dog!

That’s a lot of comments!
BTW, when posting overflows, is there a way to make it accessible to mobile? Is there a way for me to make it go to the mobile version? Imagine us mobilers trying to load the pages…
Anyways, nerd camp is going much better, chem and computer, earth sci and biz/econ are much easier.
Good night! Love y’all! Well, most of you ; J
I love Ubaldo even greater- hope he gets Home field for us!!!

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 12, 2010 11:35 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Cool predictions, Andrew.

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by UZ on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 AM MDT reply actions  

I had Hart and Miggy going to the end

they at least made the 2nd round alright

totally wrong on HanRam though

More or less right on Young

Totally wrong on Swisher

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

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