Tuesday Rockpile: The Not-All-Star Team
WE HAVE OVERFILLED THE ROCKPILE AGAIN SO GO DISCUSS THINGS HERE
Oh, look, I'm doing a Rockpile! Andrew T. Fisher is having internet issues, but the other Andrew gave me an suggestion for this Rockpile: the Not-All-Star Team. I'll just be making one team, and this is based on WAR. You'll find it after the jump, but first today's links:
Rockies' Jimenez picked to make start against AL in All-Star Game - The Denver Post
"It's not something [starting the ASG] I was thinking about. There are so many great pitchers, you don't expect this to ever happen," said Jimenez, whose parents, Ubaldo Sr. and Ramona, joined him at the Midsummer Classic. "It's an honor to represent my family, my team and my country. This is special. It's humbling."
Kiszla: Ubaldo generates mile-high respect - The Denver Post
Like a 98-mph fastball from Ubaldo Jimenez, this was hard to see coming. A pitcher from Colorado starting the All-Star Game is a bigger upset than the Rockies playing in the World Series.
Renck: Tulo speeding through recovery - The Denver Post
Notes from Renck: Tulowitzki could return in as soon as two weeks; the Rockies are still interested in Dan Uggla; and Giants' closer Brian WIlson doesn't care about the humidor.
2010 MLB All-Star Game: Ubaldo Jimenez, David Price Named Starting Pitchers; Starting Lineups Announced - SBNation.com
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Mustaches = Twins Success - Twinkie Town
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Best Of The SB Nation Network: July 12, 2010 - From Our Editors - SBNation.com
In case you're looking for some other news to read during this break from Rockies baseball.
Starting Pitcher
Randy Wolf, Brewers, -0.7 WAR
Catcher
Gerald Laird, Tigers, -0.6 WAR
First Base
Todd Helton, Rockies, -0.4 WAR
Yep, our Todd Helton makes this team.
Second Base
Gordon Beckham, White Sox, -0.4 WAR
Third Base
Pedro Feliz, Astros, -1.5 WAR
Shortstop
Juan Castro, Phillies, -1.1 WAR
Left Field
Carlos Lee, Astros, -0.8 WAR
Center Field
Melky Cabrera, Braves, -0.4 WAR
Right Field
Ryan Church, Pirates, -0.6 WAR
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What, no Omar Infante?
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No denying the impact he had on the game.
Sadly, it was mostly negative. Still, RIP, George.
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No, not kidding.
Even the Yankees admit that the economic structure of baseball is broken, and Steinbrenner was a big part of that problem.
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He had a rather negative impact on the game from the 70s through mid 90s
His front office shenanigans, his hiring private investigators to track Dave Winfield, his yearlong suspension from the game, etc. He was actually an embarrassment to baseball for a long time, and somehow had an epiphany of sorts about 15 years ago. From that point on, he pretty much let actual team management run the team.
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Ironically, for me, I liked the late 70's early 80sYankees
Thurman Munson, Reggie, Bucky Dent…love all those guys and Billy Martin. I think I turned on the Yankees after they fired Billy Martin for the last time.
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But of course, when he fired Billy for the 5th time, no way to know it would be the last
The only way we every truly knew Martin would never come back is….well….he died.
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Well, true, but I just liked those teams.
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It's Bucky 'Effing' Dent
:)
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/sorry
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No amount of therapy will cure me of that
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Oddly, it was Fay Vincent banning him from baseball after the Winfield incident
that was probably the best thing for the Yankees franchise. The prospects that the Yankees brought up that were key to the Yankees 1996-2000 run were mostly drafted and groomed when George was banned from the game.
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions
I can't blame him for building the empire of the Yankees into the successful organization that they wound up being. May he RIP
That said, Screw ’im.
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by UZ on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 AM MDT up reply actions
You pretty much summed up my thoughts as well
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I was never a Yankees fan
and did not care for the way he would just throw money at players. It can’t be denied though that he wanted to win. May he RIP and may the Yankees never win another World Series.
by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 8:19 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I grew up in Boston
I hated Steinbrenner. He was a sonavabitch, and he own the Yankees. But I always had a laugh when he and Billy Martin would have one of their public arguments. Quite colorful. I don’t like what he did to baseball in terms of payroll disparity, but through and through, he loved baseball. RIP.
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This is put extremely well.
Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Deep down, I think every baseball fan wishes their team was owned by a man who wanted to win so badly that he would spare no expense to make that happened. That’s George Steinbrenner, simplified. The complexities of the man added some unpleasantness, but in essence he was living out the fantasy of every twelve year-old who turns off ‘fair trades’ on MLB The Show.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
I'm going to reply out of blind ignorance,
because I’ve never paid that much attention to what was going on in the AL, and certainly wasn’t about to go out of my way to pay attention to the Yankees. But that being said, while I’m sure that he and incredible business acumen and all kinds of crazy savvy, but he owned the freakin’ Yankees?! His best business decision of all time was simply BUYING the damn franchise.
The Yankees are one of the most storied franchises of any professional sport, are fully entrenched in a metropolitan area that adores them and also has higher level of discretionary income per capita. Add in extended fans (grandparent/parent was a Yankee fan) and your basic douche fan (fan that has no logical reason to like the Yankees except for their winning %) and they have TREMENDOUS resources. I don’t Steinbrenner wanted to win any more badly than any other owner, he was just afforded the resources to make it happen easily.
Oh, and a distant second on the business decision list would be the launch of YES Network. Holding cable companies hostage to carry your network because your product is in that much demand was pretty good too.
Oh, and RIP.
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but the Yankees weren't very good when he bought them.
He revolutionized sports business
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I know this...
He got a screaming deal…but the Yankees weren’t good for no other reason than the previous owners using the franchise as a cash siphon. My point is that Steinbrenner didn’t create the resources…they were always there. It doesn’t take a Bill Gates visionary to realize that you can build quite a winner with that kind of resource base.
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but it takes a serious drive to pump capital into a franchise solely because you want to win more than anything
say what you will about George, but the man WANTED to win
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I don't disagree with that either...
You’re missing the point. After his initial capital outlay to purchase the team, I’m willing to bet that very little had to come out of his own pocket. He never had to invest new captial after that. It was all retained earnings. Sound strategy no doubt, but it doesn’t exactly make him brilliant…a crappy accountant will still tell you that’s a good idea…
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but he didnt follow anyone else's blueprint in building a team/empire
he created that through his own efforts and reinvestment of capital. I don’t see the Pirates doing that, and they have almost as much history as the Yankees. It’s easy to hate the guy, but you have to appreciate the drive the man had in creating a winner.
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The Pirates are a terrible example...
They don’t have a fraction of the existing resource base the Steinbrenner had when he BOUGHT the team.
Listen, I’m not spitting on his grave. Was he a good business man, yeah, sweet. So is my dad…he just doesn’t own the Yankees.
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I don't see the Dodgers doing that
They have the history, the market, and until recently, the wealthy owner. The Cubs and White Sox also lack the same brand power.
Well it didn't work.
I was wondering…I figured you smarter than that.
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by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions
I disagree
Right or wrong, he spent as much money as was needed to get the players that would deliver a championship. But as a businessman, he wanted ROI (read: championship, and all the spoils that come with that)
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You disagree with what?
I don’t see anything that represents contrary in what you said.
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My point is that Steinbrenner didn’t create the resources
He did. He spent money and got the players
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That's not exactly creating resources
He improved the product no doubt..which I guess expanded the fan/resource base.
I’m saying the die hard Yankee fan for life base was so huge to begin with, that it wasn’t hard to turn the franchise around. So he didn’t create what it took to be successful initially…it was already there.
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Not true
Any other owner could have alienated the fan base by not spending money, and producing mediocre-at-best results. The same principle applies in NYC as it does in Boston or Denver: fans won’t buy tickets to watch a loser.
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All you need to do is look in Kansas City to understand this
David Glass is one of the wealthiest owners, but refuses to put a quality product onto the field. All this despite the tradition and history of Kansas City Royals baseball.
Or Carl Pohlad before his death
or Bill Wirtz, the Blackhawks’ former owner, or a billion other owners that have been unwilling to invest their own money in the near term to build a permanent revenue stream through on-field success and off-field marketing.
And owner willing to invest profits in his team
doesn’t make him “visionary”!
If any company doesn’t invest profits into bettering it’s product, it usually fails. Not ground breaking stuff.
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Again,
retroactively minimizing accomplishments because it’s now standard practice; but he was the first to do most things that are now common to generating revenue.
Perhaps...
and maybe for the sake of discussion I did that to a degree. Being the first to apply general business principles to owning a sports team…ok…probably a bit visionary at the time. I’ll concede that.
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Again...another terrible example.
There’s no way you can compare KC to NY
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Well...
I think the NY fans were as alienated as they were going to get when he bought the team. And it still made money! Nothing you’re saying is incorrect…but that doesn’t exactly make him Warren “f’ing” Buffet.
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It may be large to begin with, but that doesn't mean crap
if the team isn’t a success. NY’s attention ebbed and flowed with the team’s success, including Stadium attendance.
Yes.
But I guarantee that you would see media revenue (Advertising, etc.) drop markedly if teams consistently lose.
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It's not absolute values though
It’s not always record breaking profits or “OMG we’re in the red!”
The team had plenty of revenue begin with. It had to be a good buy with potential to increase profits. A good business man would have seen that…Steinbrenner was a good business man.
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Red Sox have NESN
Whatever your opinion of Steinbrenner, he was a savvy businessman. He saw a market and capitalized on it. People are willing to pay for it. To Red Sox and Yankees fans, baseball borders on near fanatic religion status. We’re fanatic as Rockies fans, but there are fewer of us than them….
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It still doesn't make him GOD like in my eyes
Savvy probably…I said this. But you would have to be…how does that go…“weapons grade stupid”…to have that kind of resource base and not build a winner…if that was your intention.
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well, they were like that for the 20 years before he bought them so
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Read the whole point...
I said if that was your intention…the previous ownership obviously had no intention of building a winner.
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CBS owned the team before Steinbrenner
and, until recently (basically until Jerry Bruckheimer took over the evening lineup), they weren’t all that great at managing their own affairs.
Lots of other owners have similar resources and a similar capital base, but haven’t had similar success. Frank McCourt’s money was supposed to make the Dodgers a juggernaut, but even before the divorce the team wasn’t that well run. They and the Angels (who are also owned by a very wealthy man, Arte Moreno) have a financial base that could rival New York’s, but it doesn’t. They don’t have the brand (which Steinbrenner rebuilt from scratch) or the accompanying media enterprise. Same for both Chicago teams.
Building a brand like the Yankees is more than: money + big market = success.
:s/big\ market/big\ sports\ market
Yes the Dodgers and Angels share a huge market, but they don’t have the same demand as you see the Yankees having. LA is notorious for not being a big sports town unless its the Lakers.
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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec-back to for proper vi commands
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That demand is a creation,
not a birthright. It’s not innate to NY. It’s something that other big market teams have had 50-100 years to create, but haven’t.
Oddly, it’s teams like the Cardinals and Braves that have unusually large national followings because their owners, on radio (Cardinals, in the 20s-40s) and tv (Braves-TBS), were able to spread the brand nationally.
A better team to base your argument on
Is the Cubs.
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Same argument for the Mets.
Both are seen as the working class representatives for those cities in question, as well as being the lesser liked of those cities.
In other words, they don’t have the same fan base.
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It doesn't matter
Success builds fanbases. Steinbrenner made the team successful. All of the other ingredients are there for the Dodgers, Giants, Mets, Cubs, White Sox, and even the Rangers and Astros to a lesser extent.
Yes, and the Yankees had 50+ years of prior success
to build one hell of a fan base. Something that only the Cubs and the RedSux have that are even remotely close.
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when have the Cubs ever had years of previous success
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define success
they just came off of 2 years of winning the central
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions
I thought the only way to measure success for the Cubs
is to win the WS?
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that's like the saying the only way to measure success for a platypus is if it can fly
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm thinking like a Cubs fan....
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That's pretty dangerous...
as there is no known cure!
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high standards for platypi, I can understand
but for the Cubs….you’ll be disappointed for all time.
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they already lay eggs as mammals, give them a break man
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a pennant since 1945 would be nice
hell, even half a decade of being competitive would be nice.
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Before anything, winning the WS involves some luck and obviously the Cubs have had some very good teams and some very bad luck in the past 100 years.
But sustained success is the product of what Steinbrenner did with the Yankees, not the action he took (in terms of generating revenue to continue to feed a bigger payroll and more talented team). Despite being moribund (and kind of a joke with Billy Martin and Piniella being fired a combined 800 times) throughout the 80s, the Yankees continued to build the brand.
Success is not an essential component, but building a brand through the history of the franchise, foreign market development, merchandising, etc are all ways to build sustained interest. Generally, that interest translates to more revenue and the potential for greater sustained success.
Check your facts
Cubs: First game 1876
WSox: First game 1901
Cubs: Last WS win 1908
WSox: Last WS win 2005
So, other than being in the same town, the comparison is weak.
what was the WS previous WS win? like 1940s?
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions
I think it was
around 1918. But the Cubs haven’t even been in a WS since 1959. My point being that at least the South Siders have won a WS in the last 100 years. lol
So?
I didn’t say he didn’t do anything to increase demand…in fact, I agreed with the opposite. A good business owner does that, so what?
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It’s “revolutionary” because of the ways in which he did it, and that no other franchise has been able to do it. The methods were unique to him:
He was the first to realize that a short-term investment in free agency would pay off in increased revenue, the first to turn the history of a franchise into its own revenue stream, the first to recognize that owning your own network allows you to keep more and create new revenue, the first to realize the potential of the Asian market (for both merchandise and players).
But does that become a chicken/egg arguement?
Does he have the ability to do that outside a NY market/resource base?
It’s a question more than an argument.
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Now you're just changing the scope of the argument
It’s no longer: was Steinbrenner a revolutionary figure. Now it’s: could Steinbrenner have done that in an entirely different set of circumstances. And the answer is still: YES. The things he did aren’t unique to NY. Why are the Packers so successful in the middle of f’ing nowhere? Because of loyalty and success. Those are products of what Steinbrenner did with the Yankees, not necessary conditions.
Not intentionally...
Just something that popped in my head as I read that…easy buddy, I’m not kicking your dog.
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But kicking dogs is fun.
Not really. Please don’t ban me.
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You're cherry picking
and ignoring the argument that nobody did what Steinbrenner did before he did it. That qualifies as revolutionary, along with his sustained success.
See the comments of 8:34 MTN and 8:41 MTN. I’d be interested to hear why you think those aren’t revolutionary.
Steinbrenner wasn't nearly the only owner throwing serious $$$ at free agents
I remember distinctly the first few years of FA, when the Angels and Padres (yes, the Padres) were in real bidding wars with the Yankees, and often won those wars.
The main difference is that more of the Yankees’ signings worked out better in the end.
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FA signings
The Angles signed: Bobby Grich, Joe Rudi, Fred Lynn, Don Sutton, etc.
They were in fact big players in the early FA markets.
I’d have to do more research to run down actual names now.
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by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions
"weapons grade stupid"
Would be the case if hadn’t capitalized on it.
I’m no Yankees fan. Like I said, I grew up in Boston. Lived, breathed and died Red Sox. But you have to tip your hat to someone who can take a troubled franchise and turn it into gold. It’s not just the “team” anymore, it’s a media enterprise. That, in of itself, is the brilliance.
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The Media
enterprise is brilliant. And gives them (and the RedSox when they followed suit) a huge advantage over the rest of the league.
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And the Mets
The LA, Chicago, Texas and San Fran-Oakland teams could all do the same. I don’t really understand why they don’t, except maybe that FoxSports has a long-term contract.
I'm guessing this is the case
as well as MLB with the new MLB Network not wanting competition for their new enterprise.
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The only team that could even be mentioned in the same breath
is the Cubs…all others are too young or transplanted. They don’t have the roots. And yeah, mismanagement will kill a franchise.
I never once said Steinbrenner wasn’t a good business man. A bad business man can take a good situation and screw it up pretty easily. I just don’t see him as “revolutionary”…
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Your definition of "revolutionary" must be pretty strict
The Dodgers and Giants have been out west for 50 years. During the same time, the Yankees brand bottomed out, and Steinbrenner was forced to re-build it from the bottom up. The Dodgers and Giants couldn’t do the same? They also have the advantage of having a fanbase on the East Coast, whereas the Yankees had to spread that themselves.
He bought the team for 10 millions
It is now valued at around 1.6 Billion dollars…more than twice as much as any other team in baseball…
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A feat to be recognized no doubt.
And I’m not saying [insert name/owner] and you could have replicate success. But again…it’s not like he took KC or Pittsburgh (two examples thrown out) and achieved the same results. He took the freakin Yankees. Why the other larger market teams (that have been thrown out there) haven’t had replicate success is more indicative of their respective owners’ failures.
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All the more reason that he has been revolutionary
Nobody else has been able to do it. Nobody’s done the same with KC or Pittsburgh, but Ted Turner was able to achieve some semblance of Steinbrenner’s success in Atlanta, which, at the time, was a lot closer to Pitt or KC’s market than NY, LA or Chicago.
No one has done the same in KC or Pitt
because the existing resource base wasn’t there. Apples and Oranges. If those two squads got to any kind of relative success…we’d all be hailing the genius of the Monfort business model.
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You just did...
and also included Atlanta…which you said achieved similar success (though we’d all agree not to the degree, but Atl isn’t NY)…I guess that Ted Turner’s a pretty good business man.
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So...
I’ve never once tried to include them…listen…I’ve got a meeting to prepare for, and as much fun as this would be indefinitely, I’ve got to get paid. I’ll be stepping away for a while.
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You've included them repeatedly as examples that what Steinbrenner did is a product of NY
and not a product of his creativity. Come back later and respond to my comments of 8:34 and 8:41 AM MTN.
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions
That's a fair point as well...
because he obviously took a cash cow to begin with and turned it into the Golden Goose…I’ll give you that. But I stand by my point that his best decision was seizing the opportunity. After that the wheels were in motion, and I wouldn’t consider basic sound business decisions to be ground breaking. Maybe we’re just used to more hands-off sports owners, that when one with business acumen steps in and becomes involved it seems impressive.
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You're making him into an bystander, more than a decisive figure
Growing up in NY, I can tell you that he set the wheels in motion, not some imaginated market force.
which is like saying MTV didnt reinvent the music industry, just took advantage of an opportunity in the market
which is completely wrong. Both Steinbrenner and MTV invented their market opportunities and turned Yankees/cable television into something that people HAD to have.
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He invented the modern baseball market
He was the first to realize that a short-term investment in free agency would pay off in increased revenue, the first to turn the history of a franchise into its own revenue stream, the first to recognize that owning your own network allows you to keep more and create new revenue, the first to realize the potential of the Asian market (for both merchandise and players).
You think it was the invisible hand that put all of those hats on the heads of Chinese and Japanese people?
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He didn't invent the market
But his brilliance was that he understood that he could generate even more revenue from it, beyond gate receipts and souvenirs. By building and controlling the media for the brand, he generates demand for it. And, when you spend as much as he did to build a winner, you generate more revenue.
Brilliance isn’t usually rocket science, but rather the distillation of many variables into a simple formula for success. Steinbrenner was “brilliant” because he understood this before anyone else in baseball. Now everyone wants to copy him (plagiarism is a high form of flattery).
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Hence, he invented the modern baseball market
or at least, he set the gold standard. Contrary to JDub’s belief, that’s unique to him and revolutionary.
Well put.
I can't disagree with you...
Brilliance isn’t usually rocket science, but rather the distillation of many variables into a simple formula for success.
Because it’s not brilliance…just good business sense. Why is everyone taking exception to me calling him a good businessman? Yeah, he did it first…so he applied general business principles to owning a sports team. He viewed his team as a “product”…again, ok?
The Yankee/Steinbrenner love around here is interesting.
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Yeah, and Milton Friedman was just a guy who taught some classes.
There is plenty of Yankee/Steinbrenner hate around here. Plenty.
You’re retroactively minimizing the accomplishment because a lot of what he did is now standard practice. But it wasn’t when he started doing it. Most of it hadn’t ever been done.
No, no it's not.
There is no such thing as Yankee love around here—that is, unless you say you hate the Yankees.
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I have no Love for the Yankees or Steinbrenner
But I respect what he did
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The Yankee/Steinbrenner love around here is interesting
Do you read any of my posts? :-)
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions
I liked the old Yankees, as I mention below.
This new breed…not so much
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I liked the old Yankees too (1980's/early 90's Yankess) because they were losers :-)
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions
I disagree...
I’m not making him a bystander at all…if you read my points I never once implied that.
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But I stand by my point that his best decision was seizing the opportunity.
The implication, intended or not, is that the opportunity (that is, the entity that the Yankees have evolved into) was there waiting to be capitalized on.
What I and others are saying is that the opportunity did not exist. George Steinbrenner created it by doing, among other things, many things already mentioned.
Seizing an opportunity
doesn’t make him a bystander at all…I can’t even figure out how you could construe that.
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The way you're framing him implies that he was not the genesis of the Yankees success
and that the success was in a hole under the ground waiting to be tapped into by Steinbrenner. His success is not an oil well. He created the oil, tapped it, refined it, and put it in your car.
Whew...at the risk of blowing this up again...
You all have played so nicely in my absence.
Actually, if I could rephrase it using your terminology, I would argue that he was a little bit of both. A little bit of the genesis but CERTAINLY in the right place at the right time. And that’s not a bad thing.
Countless great business transactions have occurred by being in the right place at the right time. I don’t see this as being much different. And as far as him being the genesis, well sure, I’ve never said that he had NOTHING to do with their success. He very well could have been Frank McCourt. But he’s not. He had some good business sense. Doesn’t make him Yoda.
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read Outliers
most successes have to do with “right place at right time” and less to do with “genius”
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I don't know if I'd go that far...
but to a degree it certainly plays a part…AT TIMES…not all the time. Get away from absolutes people, before you choose to reply…
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It's fair to say that "potential" or "opportunity" is common
and that realizing those things is not. And being the first to do so, no matter how obvious it seems now, makes him Steinbrenner unique and revolutionary.
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Fair enough
We seem to be winding down, so I’ll make two closing points:
1. Timing is involved in most good things in life, but it’s both common and passive. The same conditions for success (as I think you’ve described them) existed in other markets: LA, Chicago, San Fran, maybe Texas. None have become what Steinbrenner made the Yankees into. To me, this indicates he did something unique and was a pioneer in changing the way baseball teams gather and allocate revenue.
2. The things he did – actively tapping into the Asian market (most notably: soliciting players, instead of being sought by players) for players and for merchandising; creating a reverence of and market for the history of the Yankees; and creating the YES Network – were unique in their time. Even if they were apparent then, and many ideas weren’t he was the only one able to implement them, which makes him a pioneer.
Turds...
I’m in the middle of replying to your other post, so I’ll wrap in my conclusion to this one in that post as well, if would suit you?
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Counterpoint:
1. I think I addressed this thoroughly below, but in summary: In my opinion the ONLY team/market with similar conditions to replicate “Yankee Success” remains with the Cubs, and that the only reason that success hasn’t been replicated is due to superior business acumen vs. anything “visionary or revolutionary”.
2. It seems that this is coming down to what one would define and “visionary”. As I sit here and think about your points…in this point…(Asian market, YES), it’s become apparent that I’m going to have to concede a little ground here, but not for the reasons you think.
I want to touch on just a couple things:
Your belief that Stienbrenner’s application of general business principles to the Yankees/baseball/sports ownership makes him a Visionary/Revolutionary vs. my stance that it just makes him smart.
I think what makes him seem so ‘visionary’ is that baseball ownership (all sports really) has been such a “good old boys network”, where owners typically made their fortunes somewhere else and owning a team means they arrived. Steinbrenner truly said “F This, I’m making some money!”…and considering he had the team, the market and the resources, he blew it up.
But almost EVERYTHING that he applied to baseball wasn’t groundbreaking stuff. I touched on the network stuff earlier, but the Asian market? Companies were chomping at the bit to get into China in the 60’s! Why did it take baseball so long to come around to that market? Need? or Want? Baseball didn’t need to, Steinbrenner wanted to. On many things. Smart, yes. Visionary, eh…I’m still not convinced.
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1. I just disagree. SF and LAD have large markets and unique opportunities for cross-country marketing (uni throwbacks, old timer days, history, etc). They have roots in NY, and have had 50 years to build on that in CA; they didn’t just lose their history along the way. The White Sox have a broader market than working class Chicagoans (NWA videos, the President, and Latin American influence).
Something about how those organizations were run differs significantly than how Steinbrenner ran the Yankees. The decisions Steinbrenner made were unique to their time for baseball (even though they relied on concepts that existed in other industries). Other owners have had years to do the same, but didn’t. He had a vision that they did not.
2. Taking your conception of vision and innovation, there was nothing innovative after the PC, including Laptops, Smartphones, etc. You’re reducing innovation to almost nothing.
Owning a baseball team has always had mixed goals: some owners like the exposure, some like the sport, others wanted to turn a profit. Turning a profit, as Steinbrenner did, was not his vision. It’s how he made the Yankees profitable that makes him a visionary. Some of the concepts existed (though I’m hard pressed to think of one for the YES network, which is unique from WGN and TBS), but I think applying them to a different industry is visionary. Not to mention executing them to perfection in many instances.
I wonder if I’d used the phrase “visionary in his execution” whether we’d have had this debate. To me, there’s no difference between innovative concepts and applying new concepts to a different field or executing those concepts perfectly in a new field.
Ok, that was it for me.
Gotta work. But I think I see where you’re coming from. I just think being the first to do it in your field is visionary, regardless of whether the ideas existed in the past.
I also think his recipe was made so that it could have existed and flourished in any other market (scaled down to that market’s potential revenue).
3. The things that Steinbrenner did can be applied to other cities, which transcends the idea of NY being an opportunity waiting for him to tap into. He could have done the same (including the tv network) in KC, Pitt, Cleveland) and been successful, albeit on a smaller scale since those cities just don’t have the same revenue potential.
it would have been interesting to see what would have happened had he bought the indians
instead of the yankees like what was his original intention
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:31 AM MDT up reply actions
I agree...
I need to take a deep breath before I tackle these as well…
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Also, you're neglecting to explain why other big markets aren't in the same position
Why haven’t the LA, Chicago or Texas teams been able to do the same thing? They all came into the league before Steinbrenner owned the Yankees, are all top ten markets, all are more geographically distinct than the NY market. If it’s common sense, and they’ve had 40 years to figure it out, why aren’t they generating the same revenues?
Why did no one create a network that could broadcast nothing but their team? Why haven’t any of them created a market for the history of their team (which enables YES to work)?
Why didn’t other teams tap into foreign markets in the 70s and 80s and 90s?
They’re all apparent now, but they weren’t 30 years ago.
The Reason:
Take any team outside of Chicago and throw out of the argument. 40 years ≠ 100+. 40 is a long time no doubt, but it still doesn’t transcend how long the Yankees have been around.
Chicago: I think Thnikkaman nailed it when he talked about the Sox typically appealing to the blue collar “working class”. And there’s nothing wrong with that approach, nor target market. But that’s also what makes them NOT the Yankees. Sure they might have same storied traditions, and length of existence, but would never have the revenue base simply because the pockets of the fan base will never be as deep. THAT’S NOT SAYING THAT BLUE COLLAR PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THE YANKEES OR THAT INDIVIDUALS OF WEALTH DON’T LIKE THE SOX. I apologize for the caps, but it’s too easy in these types of discussions to take absolute values to avoid addressing what is inherently the point. What does this have to do with my original point? On equal footing at the time of purchase, the Yankees certainly represented more of a “turn key cash register” and it wouldn’t take an obscene business IQ to see that. To see some of the potential…sure. I’ll give him above average marks on his foresight.
As far as the Cubs: The only reason the Cubs aren’t as successful as the Yankees, in my opinion, is that the Cubs have been wallowing with below average ownership. Had the Cubs been for sale instead of the Yankees, I don’t doubt that the “Steinbrenner Model” would have worked for them as well.
As far as the YES Network, I’ll concede that it was good business decision, in my 1st post I acknowledged this as be the 2nd best decision (albeit a distant 2nd to purchasing the team), but I won’t call it “visionary”. The idea of exclusive broadcast rights had been around for years (see: WGN, TBS, et. al.). Steinbrenner took that idea and manipulated it for his own benefit. By creating his own network and giving exclusive broadcast rights to it, he could hold the cable companies hostage to carry the network for his gain. He took an existing idea and improved on it. Hardly revolutionary…in fact, it was almost head slapping at how obvious it was. Maybe the only reason it hadn’t been done previously is because at the time, it seemed a bit shady. Of course now we have, the BTN, NFL, MLB, et. al because of him. Pioneer, sure. Visonary, eh…
My main and general point has always been: Steinbrenner was a good, and even great at times, businessman. I don’t think he was a revolutionary/visionary.
He didn’t create good business sense/principles, he applied them to owning a sports franchise. And outside the above YES example, he took good ideas and improved on them. Putting spokes on a wheel to make it lightweight doesn’t make you a “visionary”.
I’m going to have to get to your other points separately, after all…this is getting lengthy.
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This started in the comments...
we’ll end it in the comments. BEAT IT!
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this is what i should post after each of his Counting Rocks
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by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions
wouldn't blame you
when I get on a roll, damn
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions
ah thank you
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Briefly, because I’m sure there will be more to discuss:
By acknowledging that other big market teams have been unable to accomplish what Steinbrenner did, you’re conceding the point that he’s the only one that’s been able to do it.
Also, the president of the United States is a “White Sox fan.” The team appeals to more than just middle and working class. Also, there are far, far more working and middle class people in America than there are Upper East Siders. You want to appeal to those people; they make your fan base. The White Sox also had the additional benefit of being featured in NWA videos, thus opening themselves to that market and anyone that watched MTV from 1989-1994.
At this point,
you are picking nits.
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I'm responding to things that he writes
It’s not picking nits. The sum of talking about the composition of markets, fanbases, etc is to say:
Steinbrenner was an innovator, and could have taken the same innovative ideas (Asian market, YES, capitalizing the Yankees history), implemented them in other cities, and had the same success (scaled to that market).
Seattle may be the only other market that would embrace the Asian market as thoroughly
New York is “the world’s city” which gives it an edge over other markets
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LA or San Fran wouldn't be embraced?
NY may be the world’s city, but those two are no slouches and have the benefit of having greater familial ties to the Asian market.
Also, Yomiuri Giants?
I considered San Fran, definitely
they would have a good argument as well
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Ultimately
That is what you two are arguing about.
I agree with JDub on this that its not. Really though, its all in a matter of perspective.
And I was saying that you are picking nits about the White Sox.
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I'm trying to address you numbered points,
but I cheated and caught this in a different tab…the assembly line was revolutionary and visionary. Using it to makes something other than cars isn’t. It’s smart, but not ‘visionary’.
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What are you comparing the PC to?
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The idea that PCs (or anything else that is similarly assembled piece by piece) wouldn’t be revolutionary because they depend on the specialization of labor (which is what the assembly line did)?
I'm still confused though.
The PC is revolutionary and visionary primarily based on the discoveries that made it possible.
Semiconductors
Magnetic Storage
Surface Mount Technology
Seralized Data Streams
LCDs.
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Right, but it relied on the specialization of labor
to be mass produced. Similarly, smartphones relied on the early PC technology, early cell technology, but are still innovative.
You can’t just say: anything that followed something else is not visionary.
I see your point...
but to say that those innovations encapsulate everything else that used assembly production…
Where does baseball, or sports ownership fall in?
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This is absurd. I didn’t make the original comment about the assembly line; all I’m saying is that there are things that were produced using the same concept that were still innovative.
Similarly, Steinbrenner didn’t invent tv, but the idea of a station exclusively for a baseball team was innovative.
But he didn't have that idea either...
He just made it better. I already pointed out that exclusive broadcast rights had been around for years. He just took that idea and improved on it.
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Not even the same thing. Every team has exclusive broadcast rights to grant to a network. Nobody has ever granted them to themselves. Different concepts entirely.
The innovative concept is the Yankees-exclusive network, not the idea of exclusive rights. YES relies on the idea of exclusive rights, but that doesn’t make it not innovative.
That’s like saying the iPhone wasn’t innovative because they sold exclusively on AT&T, and the idea of exclusive rights for cell phone manufacturers has existed since the dawn of cell phones.
If this argument is boiled down to the essential point (what is innovation?), Steinbrenner is innovative. Innovation does not rely on creating an entirely new concept.
Merriam Webster, Innovation:
1 : the introduction of something new
2 : a new idea, method, or device : novelty
What Steinbrenner did lies wholly within the definition of innovation. He created a new idea (YES), and even if you don’t believe that qualifies as new, he created a new method of introducing a concept (which is, by the way, one legal standard for patentability).
I disagree.
I think it’s exactly the same thing, because broadcast right are central to the concept, as is making money.
Broadcast rights are being granted, whether to someone else, or to himself, it’s the same rights being granted. It’s all about who makes money off those broadcast rights, another company, or one of his own. I still don’t see anything “new” here. Taking ownership of the whole delivery method is improving an existing idea for monetary gain. A very smart business decision, but innovative…nah. I don’t see it.
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Per the Supreme Court (I deal some with patent law, which is why I’m going to this):
1) Transformation of a concept legally qualifies as innovation.
2) Machine or transformation is not the sole standard to qualify something as innovative.
So, the dictionary and the Supreme Court both would qualify Steinbrenner as innovative. I’m going to stick with that.
But you can.
By the time the PC was being mass produced, producing it by assembly line was an afterthought since it had been applied to every other industry since the concept.
People were also trained to solder, and put a card into a slot. Sorry, those specialized skills are not rocket science.
You are really grasping for straws with the PC analogy. The PC is a whole different ball of wax than Steinbrenner’s ownership of the Yankees.
And the history and development of Computer Electronics is something I have been passionate about most of my life. The PC and Apple computers are both Visionary and revolutionary concepts/companies as well as the men and women who came up with those ideas and made them work the way we see them now. The assembly line to produce those items is not in the set of reasons why those inventions are revolutionary.
Steinbrenner’s ability to make the Yankees what they are today is a combination of risk and reward using some ideas that have worked in other parts of industry in general. Using your analogies is like saying that SBNation is revolutionary and visionary because they took a blog format and applied AJAX to to the blog.
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It’s great that you’ll both give credence to the PC comparison via your dismissal of the assembly line comparison, and then dismiss the PC thing without any reason.
This is different than the PC, but the same sentiment applies:
The innovative concept is the Yankees-exclusive network, not the idea of exclusive rights [which jDub had said negated the innovative-ness of YES]. YES relies on the idea of exclusive rights, but that doesn’t make it not innovative.
That’s like saying the iPhone wasn’t innovative because they sold exclusively on AT&T, and the idea of exclusive rights for cell phone manufacturers has existed since the dawn of cell phones.
Are other Apple/Windows products
that followed the PC/Mac revolutionary?
Similarly, is Google revolutionary at all for combining multiple internet resources into one site?
You are comparing revolutionary products
To the Yankees for all the wrong reasons.
The iPhone and iPod touch are revolutionary for having a multiple touch screen.
And I don’t know if I can consider Google revolutionary either. Innovative, yes, revolutionary, no.
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It’s the principle behind the comparison that matters: doing something with a concept that hasn’t been done before.
Touch-screen interfaces aren’t unique to the iPhone/iPod touch, yet those products are definitely innnovative. You could look at any aspect of those products and find their intellectual/commercial predecessor, but you might say those products are greater than the sum of their parts because they came together to make something new. Same thing with the YES network: tv, tv stations, broadcast rights, sports networks all combined in one new idea that changed the way the Yankees profit from baseball on television.
My point was.
The iPhone was the first device [b]ever[/b] to have a [b]multiple[/b] touch screen that didn’t require its user to be carrying an electrical charge.. i.e. it recognizes two different fingers at once.
That is revolutionary. YES network, not so much. I would throw that in the innovative category. Not a bad thing, but you are making a bit much out of the idea.
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by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions
I don't think you can "stumble" into becoming a media empire
by just doing “business as usual”. It takes vision, an understanding of the market (and what it will bear).
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Right.
I never said he “stumbled” into anything.
It takes vision, an understanding of the market (and what it will bear).
=Good businessman…I’ve said he was this. But it doesn’t make it groundbreaking.
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See my reply above
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at least we'll always have the classic Seinfeld character
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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha, thats what I was thinking too.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps’ bat. They kept saying “Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps.”
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by Franchise26 on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions 3 recs
I loved Frank Costanza's reaction to his son's death:
“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year! He’s got a rocket for an arm…you don’t know what the hell you’re doing!”
Steinbrenners best work was in sienfeld
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions
dam u muzia
stealin’ my thunder early today sir
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 AM MDT up reply actions
Wrap your head around this one...
The money Steinbrenner has put up for FAs since 2000 was 1.87 billion dollars.
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I got nothing.
RIP
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions
This...I feel like I should change my sig line to show some respect....
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he would have loved your sig, it meant he did his job
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perfectly well said
No owner loved his team more
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Craaaaaaazyyy
though not surprising.
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The rambling was only good because the derby itself kind of sucked.
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by UZ on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 AM MDT up reply actions
Yeah...
The Doctor Who was excellent, though. :P
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Was that the newest episode?
It was pretty good. I’m intrigued with what happens in the finale.
by Junction Rox on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions
I did like the show HanRam put on
too bad it knocked Holliday out. Especially considering the bomb he hit.
Holliday
needed to take some pitches and get his timing down…His first 8 outs or so his swing was jacked…
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I think he would have been better in Round 2
and there have been many years that 5 is enough to get through the first round.
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War Jimenez getting the NL Cy Young
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War the Broncos winning the AFC West.
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Make the world a better place. Punch Heath Bell in the face.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
I hate douchey closers like that...
Him and Broxton…and Rod Beck…I hated that guy.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Rod Beck was completely awesome.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
If he would've played for my team
I would have though so. Giants? Not so much.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Very nice.
Of course, I’m going to be singing that all day now, but that’s okay! :P
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Sorry...that's what popped into my head
after seeing all those WAR figures up top. Blame Russ. It’s the cool thing to do.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
If you're blaming Russ...
the correct form is to open with “Dammit, Russ!” It’s a reference toihis trip to Sicily.
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But you missed the point
These guys are “anti-WAR”
Beating the competition, 4 tacos at a time
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it's official.
my pop up blockers have gone crazy. Anything linked to open in a new window gets blocked, but if I’m at the DP site, I barely move my mouse and Netflix ads pop up.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 AM MDT reply actions
Russ, you're missing an important phrase when discussing that Renck article
it should read “Rockies still interested in Uggla”
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no, it's correct.
The Rockies are still interested. They have a healthy, curious outlook on life.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 AM MDT up reply actions
No, I think it's saying
that the Rockies are still interested in Tulo returning. The semicolon implies two independent clauses that are directly related. As for the third part about Brian Wilson and the humidor…I’m not sure how that’s related. He probably heard Tulo was rehabbing in the humidor
by I_Am_Marshall on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions
Nooo!
Our secret is no longer safe!
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You see.
The Humidor helps the skin absorb Calcium from buttermilk poured on the wound before entering the humidor; that way the calcium is used by the bone healing process quicker and more efficiently.
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As long as they take him out of the humidor before the game.
I don’t want his jumping ability to diminish
by I_Am_Marshall on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 AM MDT up reply actions
Tulo will be expected to be removed from the humidor
1 week prior to his rehab assignment to ensure his tendons and muscles remain “springy”.
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It puts the humidor on its skin
Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave
by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
What the hell are you talking about?
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6pm?
the game won’t start until closer to 7pm though, what with all the festivities and likely a memorial for Steinbrenner
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Crap. I was afraid of that.
I may have to get the little TV moved up here. I have something starting at 6:30, and I wanna see Ubaldo pitch, too. :(
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well the NL bats first, right?
so Ubaldo may not get into the game until 7:15+
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Well, at least we HAVE the little TV, so I have a solution
I forgot we had it last night and was a sad panda because I thought I’d miss St Ubaldo.
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Kind of ironic that George passed away the day of the ASG
I now have 10 hours to convince the wife that I HAVE to watch a meaningless yet meaningful game.
Lucky for me.
My wife is working tonight. I just have to hope she doesn’t have 30 things scheduled on the DVR.
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When this happens I just choose the one I like the least and cancel it
then tell her it didn’t record because I had something else on.
My wife will be fine as long as its not
So you think you can dance.
:Ilovethatshowtoo:
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Pssst Russ Andrew Martin gave you the suggestion not atf
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 AM MDT via mobile reply actions
All Andrews are the same to me.
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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you Russ.
this totally made my morning.
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Seriously,
I saw Andrew and didn’t both to read the last name. Fixed now.
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that's the second best edition
after World Series MVP Ubaldo Day
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I like that day.
Can i has one soon?
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/swoons
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Hamilton Ohio to name street after Jim Tracy?
I guess I never knew he and Aaron Cook were from the same place.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 AM MDT reply actions
Apparently the street will be paved with asphalt one day
And cobblestone the next. Everyone will rave about the cobblestone, but Tracy will remove it for a lefthander.
Then it will be gravel, people will like the gravel and Tracy will leave it in until it’s dust.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions 8 recs
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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I really and truly LOL'd ....still am....recarama
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we need new source of special dust
now that Q is languishing elsewhere…
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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions
Damn,
I was going to direct everyone to my entry over at SB Nation Denver when it posts in 30 minutes. Boo.
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is there a way to change where my link goes?
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:03 AM MDT up reply actions
Nah.
Not a big deal anyway. I’m just an attention whore anyway.
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Russ, the Carl Crawford to Muzia's attention whoring mojo
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Morning folks
Just reading this rockpile allowed me to put a couple things together, which are now bothering me…see, I knew I was working this evening, and I also knew the ASG was today, but never put the two together to come to the conclusion that I wouldn’t be able to watch it. I probably couldn’t anyway because Silver and I are without TV, but still.
In any case, I ended up going last night, and it was well worth it. Beautiful evening, lots of baseball, and I met some very, very interesting people and spent the whole game chatting with them. That, and the Tourists rallied from behind twice (because they were finishing a suspended game).
Also, I did not see Ian Stewart.
www.twitter.com/owtsproductions
www.adancerinparis.blogspot.com
Also, Carlos Gonzalez is still a sexy man.
that's too bad
well, I mean it sounds awesome, just too bad you didn’t see Stewie
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it was
However, I did spend most of the game chatting with a scout for the Mets (the Tourists were playing the Savannah Sand Gnats). So that was very cool.
www.twitter.com/owtsproductions
www.adancerinparis.blogspot.com
Also, Carlos Gonzalez is still a sexy man.
Yes, well, that and dancing will do that to you
Especially because my bike has a problem holding the lower gears, so I had to climb up the big hill in the highest gear. That was fun.
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Also, Carlos Gonzalez is still a sexy man.
Do the Tourists have a humidor?
Do they doctor or switch out balls? That must be the only way they can make a comeback in the Rockies org.
Sorry, I’m still pissed about the LOLHUMIDORINGCHEATZ thing
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thought
Renck feels that Uggla’s salary and the Rockies’ potential desire to use him at various infield positions could be obstacles.
Are we capable of acquiring a player and not playing freaking infield-go-round with him? If we get Uggla, whether or not we SHOULD, he should play 2B until he proves he can’t. Then we should talk about a 3B/1B platoon thing or something along those lines.
It drives me nuts that “versatility” = “play every damn player at as many positions as possible unless they are physically unable, ie Giambi”. It’s my biggest beef with the team. I understand that things happen and you need to shuffle players, but that’s what you have utility guys for. Uggla has 2B written on his baseball card, he has played 2B for the Marlins for some time now, he should be the locked-in 2B until, again, he proves he can’t. 1 game with 2 errors is not proof either, Barmes did that on Saturday.
Since Uggla
doesn’t want to play multiple positions, does it really help to have a possibly grumpy player on the team?
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hm maybe we should just play him at 2B
and if we’re THAT worried about “oh noes defense” then we can use Herrera as Jamey Carroll and do late inning switches or something.
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions
but
The Rockies don’t need a second baseman
Renck says so
I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps
fixed
The Rockies don’t does need a second baseman
Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
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His name is Dan Uggla!
by Colsportsfan on Jul 13, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions
The Rockies does need a second baseman
that reads swimmingly
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions
fixed
The Rockies does need a second baseman
Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
Seth Smith’s beard looks on in anticipation.
His name is Dan Uggla!
by Colsportsfan on Jul 13, 2010 4:48 PM MDT up reply actions
I vote for this acquisition now
simply so we have a player nicknamed “Grumpy.”
/Dan ‘grumpy’ Uggla
//could just be Grumpla
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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions
I prefer Gruggla
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did it make you surly and irritable? :)
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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm on the lets get Uggla Bandwagon
but I totally agree with this. Uggla should be at 2b until Tulo gets back and proves he is healthy. If you want to move a guy around the infield, I think thats why God created Clint Barmes.
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1) Cubs Fans
2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans
God created Clint Barmes so people could hate Dan Uggla
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I think Cantu should be considerede as a Florida alternative.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions
Cheap two month rental, upgrade over every first baseman in the system.
Right handed bat superior to Eldred, etc, etc.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions
he's pretty much the carbon copy of Wigginton, just younger
hot April, fallen off a cliff
can’t field worth a lick at any position
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm not looking for a savior here.
Frankly, I’m annoyed by trade speculation in general as much as anyone, but on the same channel I’m also tired of people expecting every potential acquisition to be some sort of A grade upgrade rather than simply a better option, which I believe Cantu is to every first baseman we have. It’s nothing but stubborn, incredulous and reactionary behavior.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions
What's he going to cost?
Anything in the top ten is an absolute no for him. Really, anything in the top 20.
He’s a streaky, bad defender. Mora/Eldred/Giambi is already better for first and third.
"Mora/Eldred/Giambi is already better for first and third."
Disagree, disagree and disagree. I would take Cantu at first over any of them.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions
I would trade the following bolded players for 2 months of Cantu.
- Christian Friedrich, LHP
- Jhoulys Chacin, RHP
- Tyler Matzek, LHP
- Esmil Rogers, RHP
- Wilin Rosario, C
- Hector Gomez, SS
- Rex Brothers, LHP
- Tim Wheeler, OF
- Samuel Deduno, RHP
# Eric Young, Jr., 2B/OF - Michael McKenry, C
- Charlie Blackmon, OF
- Nolan Arenado, 3B
- Chris Balcom-Miller, RHP
- Juan Nicasio, RHP
- Chris Nelson, SS/2B
- Casey Weathers, RHP
# Chaz Roe, RHP - Kiel Roling, 1B
# Delta Cleary, OF
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions
Interesting.
I hadn’t thought of EY2, but yes, I’d be ok with that as his ceiling is Barmes with less power and better OBP. Not sure I’d do Roe or Cleary. But yes, EY2 is an interesting trade chip.
I may be underrating Cleary, but I've yet to be really impressed with the admittedly very little I can see in his professional performance so far.
Believe me, I won’t be bothered at all if anyone thinks it’d be silly to give up on Roe or Cleary for Cantu. A good argument might even convince me.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions
x-actly
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions
I know
I am a D-bag…just cant resist assuming every one thinks like meeeeee.
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions
"Why trade for them when Eldred and Giambi are doing well"
The same reason we are (and should be) looking at second base options; because we can’t rely on players with these profiles that are our current options to keep doing what they’re doing.
For heaven’s sakes, Eldred has had TWO STARTS and you’re already willing to call him hot? Giambi is left handed, as streaky offensively and defensively as Cantu, and much older.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions
so how are we so sure that 3 months of Cantu will exceed 3 months of Brad Giambred?
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions
Two months.
Don’t count October chickens before they hatch.
“so how are we so sure that 3 months of Cantu will exceed 3 months of Brad Giambred?”
We can’t, because we can’t predict the future. This is honestly a disingenuous question because you can never be sure of what you get in a trade situation. All you have, just like we predict that Uggla’s defense will not be enough of a liability to un-justify considering him an upgrade, is the best guess you can make, and I think completely legitimately that Cantu provides more than do the other three players, as WELL as Helton.
Could I be wrong? Sure. But anyone considering bringing in another player can be. It’s not as if my situation is unique in this way.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions
I just meant July-Season end, no chickens intended
So why not just leave Eldred there because he could bat .400/.450/.900 down the stretch
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions
We can’t [be sure of this], because we can’t predict the future
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions
it's incredibly unlikely to happen
we won’t sink another 3M into our first base hole for slight to moderate improvement in production, not to mention the loss of farm depth
I imagine it would take more than a Delta Cleary to make this trade happen
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Yes, because I'm not that high on Cleary.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions
nor am I
but then we would get rid of Mora/Giambi
and outside of April, Cantu’s highest monthly OPS is .701
so where is the improvement
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Well
I guess it would depend on his payment schedule and stuff. But half way through the season, on a 6 million dollar contract, would be 3.
It'd be two thirds of the way through, not half.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions
APRIL MAY JUNE JULY \ AUGUST SEPTEMBER
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions
But they are cheap
and already in the organization, and will most likely be as productive as Cantu. Besides, I think the eventual solution will be Iannetta anyway.
I wonder if Iannetta would actually be happier
as 1b or 3b..instead of catcher…?
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Would that result in
Herrera giving Olivo days off?
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"will most likely be as productive as Cantu"
But I don’t think they WILL be. That’s my point. At this point, in fact, I consider an upgrade at 1B far more important than an upgrade at 2B.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions
In a month, the deadline will be past and it won't matter regardless.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions
and when 2B is a sinkhole again you may reconsider your previous statement
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I haven't argued that we shouldn't be looking for 2B oiptions.
Did you listen to Rowbot Radio this week?
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions
I didnt get to it yesterday to be honest
now I feel bad
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No worries about the podcast
But assuming because I think 1B is a bigger priority than 2B means that I don’t think we need a 2B upgrade…. tsk tsk, Muzia.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions
it was more of a "barmes about to fall off his annual cliff" joke
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Barmes, as I always describe him, is the ultimate anomoly.
I have absolutely NO confidence he is not going to suddenly go 0-50 at any given point (I said this in the podcast), even though I often defend him here because of the Barmes Double Standard™.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions
If Todd comes back healthy and productive, there's no need for the acquisition at all.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions
In the event that he doesn't
and the team gives Eldred/Giambi time, I wonder if Cantu would get through August waivers.
I think he's cheap enough that a competitive team might just claim him, particularly if he is going to a divisional rival.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions
Not a serious suggestion
but I’d love to see Dunn at first base in Coors for half a season, even with the bad D. Completely not worth it, but still neat to think about.
and what pray tell
would it take to pry him away from the Brew crew?
Pretty much every player on the purp’s list?
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions
El Paso, you realize this is not serious correct?
But if it is serious, I’d give up a lot (though I’d have given up more last season). I’m of the mind that WS Flags fly forever, as opposed to the 4-5 year window. Though, I’d like to have it both ways, and the Rockies might be able to do that.
yeah I guessed as such
I too have thought about what it would take to get the prince here…
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions
It would take a hell of a lot
But if we’re going to fix 1B, then fix it. He’s an FA at the end of the season, and the Brewers are listening. Win the WS and re-sign him. Easy peezy.
I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps
It would take half the top ten prospects and 1/5 of the payroll. In no way is it worth it to me.
But I’d still love to see what it’d look like. Big, hairy and scary.
It wouldn't take any more than what Texas gave up for Lee
would it? And we could handle the pro-rated portion for 2010 (especially if we make the postseason).
I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps
prince still has another year left until FA
so he will be even more expensive prospect wise than if he was simply a half season rental
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions
You can't become a free agent until you have over 6 years of service
Fielder is going to have 5+, but not 6. He has to go through arbitration before being signed for 2011.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions
what wolf said
ML service: 4.068
that contract he signed was just through two years of Arb but he still has one year left
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions
what?
move someone who is not a 1B to 1B?
but what will Todd say?!
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions
i do as well
cantu had a hot april and has sucked ever since. his defense is just as bad as ugglas if not worse and his bat is barely above barmes plus he hasnt played 2b since 2007
my bad. i assumed since we were talking about 2b this thread
but yeah i wouldnt really want him at 1b either
He'd be more productive than all of them, and there'd be no obligation to keep him after the season, as he'll at last be eligible for free agency.
Make no mistake, there’s more than enough good reason to look for small upgrades rather than just large ones.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions
and he'll only be Type B
so the demanded trade value will be significantly lower
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but we'd still have to give up something for him. cantu would be a total rental and very small upgrade
with uggla you would get a larger upgrade than cantu for not only this year but next year as well
"but we'd still have to give up something for him"
And if it’s unreasonable, then obviously forget it. I’m not here trying to tell you we should give up prized commodities for Cantu. He’s a name that should be considered because he’s cheap, available, needs no commitment beyond the end of the season and addresses a need the team has.
“not only this year but next year as well”
Also $8-$10 million more expensive. Don’t forget that.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions
$8-$10 more expensive
and also a better player. Value costs money in the trade/FA market
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions
Obviously.
Still a handcuff type deal.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions
Not directing this at you
but it kills me how spoiled we are by the extensions O’Dowd has signed our players too
The fanbase is shocked – SHOCKED – that a contract for a good player may not be absurdly team-friendly.
Bad news kids, sometimes you have to gasp pay money for good players, and we can’t just shuffle bad contracts away.
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you.
We will have plenty of money (for us) this offseason, why not spend on the FA market for pieces we KNOW we can’t fill in house
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And I'm not saying we necessarily shouldn't.
I think, honestly, people forgetting about the budget is a far, FAR more common disease than being too conservative with money, except in the case of people complaining about contracts like Corpas’ or Cook’s not looking so hot now, in which case I completely understand.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Having Uggla for 8-10 mill for one frakkin year is not the worst thing that happened.
There's plenty of money to be freed up next year
that Uggla wouldn’t represent a net increase in payroll after factoring in JDLR leaving, and Francis and Barmes taking a paycut (hopefully).
"There's plenty of money to be freed up next year"
Yes, there is. I’ve been the one constantly arguing that this gives us a great deal of freedom to spend, actually, particularly when it comes to defending turning down Francis’ option year.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions
at least we aren't playing Aubrey Huff in left field?
it’s frustrating to be sure, but it could always be worse
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I dunno, Aubrey Huff's offense was pretty amazing here at Coors
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think he stole Fred Lewis's mojo
or found Fred’s secret cape he had stashed away in the away CF clubhouse.
Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!
by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions
Something...I mean Aubrey "Jane Austen" Huff???
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to what degree
Just tossing this out there….is the “he’s versitile” talk an effort to sell the trade to fans who now love Jonny H. at 2nd and Barmes at short? All the while knowing that one, perhaps both will drop off dramatically.
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions
weren't the same phrases thrown out there at the Mora signing?
and he’s played four positions so far this year
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But i don’t think anyone in the FO has made any representations that Mora = Uggla.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions
I have an interesting Allstar related discussion topic
If we could lock up one, and only one, of our Allstars (Tulo or Ubaldo, and heck I will throw in Cargo as well) to a lifetime contract with the Rockies, which one would you pick.
I love Ubaldo, but I think I would go with Tulo on this one, though it would be very close.
My Hate List;
1) Cubs Fans
2) Charlie Manuel
3) The Giants
4) ESPN
5) Yankees and Red Sox Fans
Tulo hands down
SS is QB on the baseball field
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions
but but Tulo is a tad injury prone ......
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Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap
nuff said
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm torn between Ubaldo and Tulo...
But yes I totally agree that SS is QB in on the field….
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start ur clapping girl
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions
clapclap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap
UTulo!!
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thank you
we must be lock step here at the row
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions
Tulo
easy question.
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To be contrarian, I'll say CarGo
Tulo has already shown he’s a team player and will sign a reasonable deal. CarGo is a Boras client, so I’d choose him for a magical lifetime deal, since he almost certainly gone otherwise.
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The chances of Ubaldo flaming out
or having his arm implode, are very high in the next five years. So, no.
TULO!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so biased here it’s not even funny though. Tulo embodies what I want the Rockies franchise to become.
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions
a mullet franchise
Business up front, party in the back…
I can get on board for that!
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions
see I want Ubaldo as a rep for our franchise
modest ass-kicker
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Yeah but I love how Tulo just does not accept losing
When he called out the team as a rookie in 2007 when they were 18-27 and said that the Rockies were too good to have that record I knew this guy was unique. He’s a guy who has a chance to change how people view the Rockies as a franchise both on and off the field. He’s even said that his goal is to make people associate the Colorado Rockies with winning. I mean how awesome is that?
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm betting Ubaldo does too, but just isn't as vocal about it.
But I love Tulo, don’t get me wrong
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But this is what separates Tulo from Ubaldo
Tulo is transforming this franchise both on and off the field because he’s vocal about it.
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions
Tulo has the potential for alienating some outside the fanbase.
Ubaldo is someone everyone can love.
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Your goal shouldn't be to get everyone to like you because it's just not realistic
Tulo has more than enough admirable qualities to make most fans respect our team
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions
I was being a tad facetious...just a tad.
It’s like Dustin Pedroia, I can’t stand the guy, I think he’s a great player, but I wouldn’t follow him or get anything of gear. .I agree with Muzia on this point. Tulo is a fantastic player and leader.
Ubaldo leads the other pitchers by example, work ethic and humility. I tend to think his humility is more approachable for non-Rockie fans to dial in…do you see what I mean?
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Eh maybe it just depends on your perosnality
I can honestly say that Tulo’s outspoken drive to be the best at everything he does has become someing that I try to apply to my own life.
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Casey Affleck is good looking by any standards
Casey Affleck is offended. I’m offended for Casey Affleck.
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Are they (Pedroia, little Affleck) not comparables?
I can’t really say; it was just the first person that seemed physically similar.
yeah but I don't want to punch Casey Affleck in the face
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And Casey's brother is Ben Affleck
they both lose that battle…
by Junction Rox on Jul 13, 2010 10:33 AM MDT up reply actions
Casey Affleck
Casey Affleck

Not with photoshop or soft lighting will Pedroia ever look this good, or look as good as the bunny ( no idea what that is all about).
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I LOVED The Killer Inside Me
Though it seems to be quite contentious. A lot of people hated it with a passion.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions
desperately need to see it
see this is the type of movie you should invite me to, who else would go see it with me
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When you're moved in to Denver, we'll hang out plenty more.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions
I would!!!
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but we can't hang out outside of PR
wait, are you changing your stance on this???
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I never said we couldn't hang out! Where did this lie start?
Then again, I don’t exist. So there’s that
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That's the leading theory right now...
Too busy for the BBBQ, wrong timing on the SBN_Denver meetup, in SD for the July game…
It all adds up …
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I dunno, the constant resistance everytime I ask if you want to catch a game or not showing up to BBBQ or
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What resistance...dude? Timing sucks :(
I’m offended :(
/harumph
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Maybe when I get back..
It’s very difficult to plan anything right now. The situation with my Mom, and me trying to move. It’s just bad bad life situations….truthfully.
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also muzia won't tell you that I'm coming too
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions
Cat does not exist in this scenario
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What if I am there?
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
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I wonder what your mental image of me is
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions
ha ha ha ha
stupid photoshop not working…grr…
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
My mental image is pretty much what your
pictures have already suggested.
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Loved him in Jesse James
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I watch this every time its I come across it.
Its on AMC semi-regularly
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no cable for me atm :-(
I will have to buy the blu ray
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word
movie kinda sucked (was too long) but he played a great character
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions
Disagree totally.
BEAUTIFUL film, and my #10 of 2007.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions
This movie did not suck on any level.
It was beautiful. A crime it didn’t get more awards…and Casey Affleck was robbed for the supporting actor Oscar
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I am no Roger Ebert
but the length of the title was a precursor to what it felt like waiting for Jesse James to be killed…
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions
what?!?!?
and 61 wasn’t about 61homeruns…
Just kidding…Patience isn’t my strong suit in movies…I will rephrase due to strong interest, Its a movie I need to revisit…
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions
Patience is what it takes to watch this film
It’s a slow burn of watching one man’s insecurities take over to prove himself worthy…of something in his mind.
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Whatever happened to the attention span?
Oh yeah. The internet.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions
and utterly heartbreaking and beautiful
gah…I love this film. It’s meditative really. The score is mesmerizing…Casey Affleck was mesmerizing.
They should re=release it with a title of
“The Mesmerization of the Coward Robert Ford” or something
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that's it I'm buying it on amazon right now
curse you Cat!
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The Proposition was a similar (and significantlybetter, IMO) film.
Even though I loved both, The Proposition is in my top 5 of the decade. Also more Nick Cave awesomeness
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions
Agree with the Proposition
but a little too violent for me. I liked it to be sure, but it was much more disturbing. I’ll watch anything with Guy Pearce
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Glad you at least saw it.
Most haven’t heard of it.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions
I've watched it a couple of times
actually. It was definitely brilliant. I guess I was just shocked at the sudden violence I didn’t see coming.
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Did you see The Hurt Locker?
More Guy Pearce for you, in a small dose.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions
Oh yes. Saw it 3 times.
I was sad that Guy Pearce was not featured more.
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Lt. Exley FTW
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awwww
bunny…
Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!
by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions
if Tulo was on another team I would hate the living crap out of him
so there’s a point for your argument.
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I hate the living crap out of him as a Rockie.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions
Why?
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions
He's the kind of person (well, one of many kinds) that I don't enjoy when it comes to personality.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions
Uhhhh
He’s not quite Kevin Youkilis. Pedroia really is an apt comparison. I have HUGE respect for both Tulo and Pedroia’s talent, but they’re not the kind of people I’d enjoy being around. I’ve defended Pedroia numerous times, though. I get the impression that even though I am landing negative on them in this discussion, I’ll end up being in a position where a Tulo on my team winds up being overrated (not talent wise, just personally) in my view, b7ut a Tulo or Pedroia on an opposing team also doesn’t bother me as much as some.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions
I've always thought the "on-field leader" was a bit overblown for Tulo
that kind of stuff is always written when the times are good. When they’re bad, it gets written as a grating presence exacerbating tensions in the clubhouse. Generally, I think it’s a mirage.
I like that he’s competitive and all, but wouldn’t know where to begin defining his leadership.
Do you think the Rockies make the playoffs in 2007 if he doesn't call out the team as a rookie when they were 18-27?
I certainly don’t
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions
I don't know.
Maybe? What if Clint Hurdle gave KazMat a hug that changed everything?
I mean, purely personal, but I think the answer to that question is 50/50.
I think that run was such an abnormality that I can't even begin to classify what made it happen, other than sold souls.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions
or blessed souls? :P
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I don't credit Tulo for Rocktober
that was way beyond one person
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He called the team out in May
I don’t think they would have been in position to make that happen if it were not for Tulo’s clubhouse presence. (Not to mention he backed it up the next day with a game sinning hit)
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions
sinning winning
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions
They were 13 games over .500 from the time Tulo called out the team to when the Rocktober run began in mid September
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions
In other world they went from 9 games under .500 to four game over
That’s no small feat
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions
and that still wouldn't have been enough
thank Atkins for remembering to be awesome the second half. Thank any number of things.
I seriously doubt Tulo’s callout caused Josh Fogg to pitch well.
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Tulo changed the demeanor of the team that day
Here was a guy who was on winning teams his whole life suddenly on a team who had done almost nothing but lose. The Rockies became his team that day because he was outspoken about how unacceptable the Rockies continuing to lose would be to him.
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions
did he also sell his soul to the devil?
because that’s the only way you can convince me a single person had anything to do with Rocktober. That was a team that decided not to lose and inexplicably made it happen.
The beauty of 2007 is that it was the entire team picking each other up
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It was the kid that passed away..
It was destiny
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Oh no
I’m not saying that he’s the only one responsible at all. In September and October it was a complete team effort. I’m giving Tulo credit for being the biggest reason why the Rockies were in a position to make that happen before September/October
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm crediting Q
those years of pixie dust paid off
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Could also credit Q from Star Trek
Omnipotence and what have you.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions
Q for Mayor of purple Row
Anyone who puts lambourgini doors on a Chrystler 300 has the type of moxie to make good desicions
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions
I don't understand this
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions
for the same reasons I hate the living crap out of Dustin Pedroia
I know he’s pretty great, just like I know Tulo is awesome, but they are both arrogant douchey players that I really can’t love.
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Whoa...you think Tulo is douchey?
/thud
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absolutely
you will never see me purchase a Tulo jersey. He’s on my team so YAY but I can never really love the guy. Honest.
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I just don't understand what he's done that makes you think he's a douche

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions
it's just a vibe dude, relax
we aren’t booing him or anything
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions
But will you when he doesn't hit .300 ?
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You know i'm going to take he side no matter what though :-)
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions
I have his jersey :(
Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions
We can be friends :-)
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions
that's not a bad thing
I just couldn’t buy one, there’s a mental block or something
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I'll convice you man, I'll convince you :-)
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions
if personally watching his Game 161 Granny didn't convince me, I don't know what will
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I'll make a fanpost
(it will take a while to write though)
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions
and my comment will likely be
“yeah but he still seems kinda douchey and I can’t love him”
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Nah
I have quite a stroy to tell
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions
Okay
It will take a while to put together though
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions
Me TOO!!! : D
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
I think that sums it up well
he sets off my douchebag alarm and I can’t explain it
I’m glad he’s here though.
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions
yeah, this
maybe I just don’t like California who knows. I just can’t fully support the guy as a person
Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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/Cali based Cat is a sad panda
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California is a great place.
Its the people that make it suck. ;)
Present company excluded as well as my little brother.
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we can be hated together I guess
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hmmm
we may have to battle to the death.
I’ll be the Gorn. He wins, right?
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But you're
roadtripping to Cali.
Oh, I need details about this in case you won’t be around SB Nation Denver for a few days.
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I'll get tethering on my phone
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by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions
actuallly this would work
I can probably write a commentary or two via el roado
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See I actually like him more as a person than as a player
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions
As far as professional athletes go
as for arrogance I think both Pedroia and Tulo are pretty calm. When you compare them to Lebron, Clemens, A Rod, Woods
it's a competitive arrogance
I know they are damn good, but I just can’t really get behind the way they play. It’s hard to explain, just a gut feeling I’ve always had with Tulo and Pedroia both.
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it's like when Pedroia teed off on Francis in Game 1
“90 mph coming in, 150mph going out”
douche
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions
for showing up the pitcher like that
I’d call Tulo a douche for doing the same thing
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions
A: I disagree this makes Pedroia a douche
B: Tulo never did this
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions
it's more of a "yeah Im a badass look at me do my job so well"
you know when you see an opposing player hit a homer off your pitcher in the 3rd inning and he sits in the batters box to watch it fly? That’s the vibe I get all the time with Tulo, even when I can still go “WOW DEFENSE” at the same time
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Um, most players watch their home runs
Have you ever seen a player just lower their head and book it like it was an infield hit? No. Come on, that is a weak argument to hate someone on.
I've seen tons of players lower their heads and book it
but I’m talking about the guys who just stand there, admiring their own awesomeness. HATEHATEHATE
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I've tried to give benefit of doubt on this piont
that said player(s) are watching, to see if it was going foul or not.
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I dunno, Olivo had the worst bat flip I've seen so far this year.
I mean, it was completely awesome as a Rockies fan, don’t get me wrong.
I actually don't mind that type of celebrating.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions
Tough call on this point.
I like the well timed bat flip also. I can also except the standing and staring if its like in the playoffs. I dunno, I think its all in the timing.
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I agree.
Timing is key. Celebrating when celebrating is deserved doesn’t bother me at all. More of this “unwritten rules” idiocy.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions
that was a walkoff though
I’m talking like when you are down by 7 runs or something
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Ohhh, okay, I must have missed that.
Well sure, that makes watching your own homer infinitely more douchey.
Does Tulo watch his own homers, though? I’ve never really noticed.
Not usually.
His cockiness isn’t really that kind.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions
I haven't seen any Rockies players stand and watch like Bonds
Walking the first 30 feet down to first.
After a certain point, you know if you got it. Smith watched his walkoff the whole way, but he jogged the whole way. You can tell when Cargo knows, the back hand drops the bat immediately but he still starts jogging right away. There’s differences.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions
Holliday did it a couple times.
Once (Cain) it was justified.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions
wasn't that after Cain hit him?
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions
SMETH SITH!
Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!
by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions
I actually admire this
I hate that he did it against the Rockies but I just love to see fire in players like that
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions
Were just going to have to agree to disagree here
Tulo is EXACTLY what I want in a player both on and off the field. Not only has he become my favorite player but he’s also my favorite character on the Rockies
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions
it wasn't really an argument to begin with
I can’t speak for Muzia, but I’m not trying to sway you. You asked, he answered, I followed up
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions
Well, Spilly is my favorite character
We have to ride the success of Ubaldo’s pitching. It’s never happened before with the Rockies.
I think most fans think of the burnouts of Hampton/Neagle with pitching and LOL about COORZFELD with the hitting. Ubaldo is doing something that this team needs for serious respect throughout the league and with fans.
I don’t think Tulo is douchy, but he is rather cocky…..but he can walk the talk, when he’s not hurt. I want him on my team too believe you me!
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There is a difference between the selfish arrogance of the A Rods of the world...
… and the more overconfident, youthful cockiness of the Tulos of the world. Believe me, I would take Tulo’s personality over A Rod’s any day. That doesn’t change the fact that I don’t really like Tulo’s behavior. It’s not particularly controversial or self-absorbed, but it is naive, ubervigorous, and as I said before, cocky.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions
No,
it’s confident. That is what I want to see in a player. It would suck if he turned into a Khalil Greene or Zack Greinke before he get a lot of therapy.
Ubaldo Jimenez.
Huston Street.
Jason Hammel.
All incredibly confident, all completely different than what you consider “confidence” in Tulo.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions
What you see as cocky I see as a combination of confidence and an enormous desire to win
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions
There are players on the Rockies (see three examples above) that exemplify "confidence" and "enormous desire to win" more accurately in my view.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions
I completely agree that those guys exemplify confidence and an enormous desire to win as well but I will just always love how Tulo wears his emotions on his sleeve and lets you see what he's thinking
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions
Whereas I am a very emotional person, I tend to prefer the human aesthetic of being sly, subtle and less flamboyant about it.
This is why Brad Hawpe is my favorite Rockie.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions
AHH!!!!ITS AN OUTRAGE!
I just can’t belive this, I , I don’t know what to say.
Sure Tulo could be arrogant, but I love him anyways. Its probably one of the reasons I do: he is very competitive and has a strong passion for the game and is not afraid to show it. I am a very proud owner of a Tulo jersey.
I dunno, the ways he is cocky and stuff is who he is, and I’m perfectly fine with that. He kinda reminds me of me in real life: I am a very competitive person who loves baseball, and sometimes I’m obnoxoius when I show it IRL.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
ruh roh...guys,
we know its bad when PIP has gotten riled up.
actually if holly96 gets riled up, we’re in deep doo-doo
I’m joshin’ ya PIP
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IT IS BAD!!
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE INSANE?
Ok, ok, so Muzia (and others) are not too fond of Tulo. Ok.
That’s just wrong. Let me remind you of the Book of Rockahol, Article one, Section 2….
“You defend Tulo in any argument. NO MATTER WHAT” (emphasis added because I can)
Muzia I’m mad at you now. For 1 minute. You broke the law. Go.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions 6 recs
PIP
that is the best argument ever!
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<3 PIP
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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
annnd flagged
because PIP was mean to me and hurt my feelings
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I think he meant hurted
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no I genuinely heart PIP
but I flagged it because
a) I’ve never flagged a post before
b) it was funny
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boo!
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely
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I was joking :)
golly gee…
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Flagged for sour grapes.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
unflagged for lesson learned.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions
See, now I want to carry around a thing of sticky notes
With “Flagged!” and “Rec’d!” written on them.
So I can stick them to things I like and don’t like.
by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
you should see my poor cat
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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol'd truly
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Probably depends on if Kitty made it to the catbox
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There's a Book of Rockahol?
I thought Rockahol was a drink.
Man, I miss everything not being here for Rockpiles.
Yeah...so PIP wins today's Rockpile
what gift does she receive, Don Pardo?
rec
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or wait was that Martine Prado....quick ask Charlie Manuel.
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Did you see Manual try to pronounce his name?
HILARIOUS.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions
This was the joke. You, sir, got it!
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Ok,
You are now pardoned. Pip’s mercy has been bestowed upon thee.
I am really shocked, but everyone is, after all, entitled to their own opinions.
No matter how wrong they are. ; )
(Just kidding. Kinda.)
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
by the way,
I <3 you too, Muzia. You’re still one of my favorites even though your wrong ; J
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
awwww
Mama said I was born wrong so I’m used to it
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You certainly are special.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL.
I’m not riled, though I don’t agree with some of the comments.
I guess it comes down to the fact that different people like different personalities. None of us actually know any of these players on a personal level. So all we really have to go on is what we see on tv or what interviews we read or what brief encounters we might have. None of that really truly lets us know a person.
So since we don’t, we all make judgments that may or may not be accurate, so I really don’t think there’s any right or wrong, here.
I can honestly say I understand this sentiment
I disagree with it, but definitely can see where your coming from.
Tulo is a guy you want on your side,other wise other than admiring his play I could see not liking him…
Even Longoria strikes me the same way, No. Cali, pretty boy, Would steal ur girl at the bar after you bought all the jello shots
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions
your Longoria phrase hits the nail on the head for me
Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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yes, explain please
The best things in life are Tulo dingers, Ubaldo strikeouts, and uh, yeah.
by squalene203 on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions
A Mart!!!!!
you have sum ’Spaining to do
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions
just stop that.
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TW.....meh
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Does AMart
Have the Purple Light Special?
Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
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Is it the ricky ricardo reference or
Andrew’s awesome nickname u have a problem with?
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions
I'll weigh in on Maria's side here
The nickname is decidely not awesome.
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but the reaction to it is!!!!!
I like how A mart himself will refuse to acknowledge it…Well played sir, well played
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:14 AM MDT up reply actions
probably because
it lacks awesome.
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I
wouldn’t say it is awesome.
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fine...but I like the simple nicknames
Double M
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions
How about
Sea of Bitterness?
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you'd think that after nearly an hour of not responding, someone would have just googled it
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions
eh lazy
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions
we like to be fed RMN
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions
did he make a photocopy of his schlong?
because I’ve found that is frowned upon in most professional settings…
Who knew?
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions
it has something to do with the phrase
The Pen is Mightier.
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions
wow ....MY sick head
accidentally guessed right…Ha
Send ur penis to a friend…Ingenious…
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm a bit leaning this way....
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Ubaldo hands down
For two reasons Ubaldo hasn’t had any serious injuries and he is currently the very best at what he does. Tulo seems to unfortunately find his way to the DL a couple times each year and while he is among the best at what he does he can be streaky. I also feel that Tulo isn’t clutch at the plate. See last years play off series vs Philly. That being said I would love to keep both of them.
I'm going to have to go with Ubaldo as well.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions
Here is the thing.
Ubaldo is only on the field every five games. It is hard to be a “team leader” when you aren’t out there for every game.
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Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
Okay that gets leader in the clubhouse for funny comment of the day
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Well Helton
is a completely different beast – he was awesome for so many years it is hard for the guys not to listen to him when he speaks out.
I see Tulo as the guy that can call people out because of his outspoken nature – but his skills and work ethic is what gets people to listen. You need a guy like that in the clubhouse – and I love Ubaldo but I don’t think he is the kind of guy that can call out players or the team as a whole in general. Just not in his personality.
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Maria you missed my joke
even Cat thought it was funny
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shut your word whole
/sarcasm
I got your joke too. I lol’d out loud.
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yeah maybe
and maybe Tulo is a great team leader, but without Ubaldo this year I think at best we would be a couple of games above .500. Now Ubaldo isn’t going to win games like this every year, but having him as an ace who can stop a loosing streak or just provide a much needed win is priceless
I don't think we need Ubaldo to be a team leader to still make him the most valuable player for the organization going forward.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions
But you need a guy in the clubhouse
who can call out guys who aren’t playing up to their potential.
I don’t see Ubaldo being that type of guy.
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I agree
For me the Rockies franchise changed forever when Tulo called out the team as a rookie in 2007 for underperforming.
Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions
Well, I can't say for sure that other than some sort of sporting tradition, that there is any emprical egvidence that this actually IS necessary.
This should be the job of the coaches and veterans more than some young upstart like Tulo, IMO. While sporting traditionalists (of which I am NOT) may disagree, I don’t see any reason why we need a little firestarter in the dugout. Even if it DOES help the team more than I am acknowledging, it also doesn’t mean he’s more valuable than Jimenez, as I suggested before.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions
I think it's possible Ubaldo does this is less confrontational manner?
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I doubt it.
Doesn’t seem to mesh with his personality types.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
In other words, he's too "nice" for that.
I’d agree, I still just don’t know how necessary it is for a fiery Tulo type to be around.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions
I think every team
needs someone that can be a catalyst on the field and in the dugout.
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TULO
Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns
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by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions
Someone want to refresh me?
Why is everyone saying NO NO NO to Uggla?
Comparing numbers, I’d be stoked to have Uggla as a 2B. Plus, it would make our line-up freaking sweet. I’m a bit tired of Barmes using a random streak to make us ignore the 2B issue, then having him go 0-102934342 in the playoffs. Plus, I can’t think of a guy (Barmes) I’d rather have as a super utility.
Just sayin’
I refuse to believe
That defense is the only reason we’d skip over a 3.2 WARP player to keep a 1.7 WARP player.
I'm not against the trade
I’m not the most gigantic fan, but I’m like a solid 7.5/10 on it, with 5 being absolute “meh”
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions
That particular 2B is in the Springs right now....
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minus that whole "obp at the top" thing
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions
he was a GREAT 9-hole candidate, what with Bunty-K Taveras
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions
but it was behind a rockies pitcher
therefore suck forever
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions
It also seems we don't want to
give up any top or elite prospects to only have him for two months. I’m all in favor of trading for the Uggla, but been very quiet about it.
There comes a time
Where the opportunity to WIN exposes itself. Like right now. Plus, it’s not like Uggla is going to have a big-time prospect draw like we’ve seen from other players.
Also, this is different, in my opinion, than the normal Woody Paige/Denver Post ranting about making a big trade. They normally want a pitcher or someone outrageous like “OMG SIGN ICHRIO!1” This is Dan Uggla.
you are underestimating the Marlins' FO
Uggla is absolutely going to cost a couple of good prospects. He’s an excellent offensive option at a premium “position” (for the ladies out there) and isn’t a simple rental
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Fine.
Make it happen. The Padres/Dodgers/Giants all want to win as well, and will do what it takes to do it. There comes a time where an organization has to realize it’s no longer developing (not an insult), but that it is time to win. Plus, win now, more money now.
Just as a thought, Kaz was a 3.9 WARP player for us in 2007, Uggla has a 3.2 WARP, and we’re halfway through the season.
I'm right there with you, man
and I think DOD realizes we are in the heart of our window, the division is up for grabs, and the current 2B situation won’t last.
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Plus,
How easy would it be for the Dodgers or Padres, or even the Giants to bust a big deal to put them over the top this year, or in the offseason, and we are just sitting around saying:
“what the hell just happened”
Impact bat
If we could get him without giving up our big 3 and Nelson, genius move.
All-Star Game Thread/Wrap
I’m going to post these tonight, in case anyone is wondering and/or interested.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 10:27 AM MDT reply actions
So this is what I'm assuming...

I got nothing.
by nkrause on Jul 13, 2010 10:33 AM MDT reply actions 7 recs
awesome
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One of these should be made for every Rockpile, and then edited into the post as a sort of amusing table of contents.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions
But stealing bandwidth
is the in thing to do.
p.s. (And I don’t have access to my web server right now)
p.p.s. I would love the ability to edit my own comment so I can change the url link later when I do have access to my web server.
Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
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I'm confused
did that post what it was supposed to post, or is that what shows up when you hotlink now?
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions
No
That happens when you try to link to an image on a site that doesn’t allow hotlinking. This is why we ask that images you post on PR are saved in an account of your own somewhere.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions
SBNation only lets you input an image URL in a comment.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions
That's what I use.
Andrew has more suggestions below.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions
I got confused...
thought it was meant towards me… didn’t realize it was Thnikkaman’s issue.
Now I understand.
I got nothing.
AMart doesn't like it
But Photobucket works too, so long as you make sure to link to the proper URL. The other two services he mentioned work just fine.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions
*snort*
is everybody seriously this internet unsavvy
DO NOT GODDAMN HOTLINK AND THE NEXT PERSON WHO GETS CAUGHT DOING IT GETS BANNED
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions
Would it be possible to replace my image link
With this:
http://sites.google.com/site/noahtestpage/_/rsrc/1279042376591/home/OnNoticeEasy.jpg
Since I don’t have edit privileges.
Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
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if you want it posted, do it the right way
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions
I will look in the COC and post it the right way.
And its foolish not to have edit ability. I humbly request to have my original post deleted.
Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
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it's gonna stay up
not so I can be all WA HA MOD POWER but because it’ll hide everything threaded underneath it.
We all want edit ability but it ain’t happening now.
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions
I totally understand that it is out of your power.
I wonder why the people that run SBNation don’t have this functionality available.
Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
Yankee Haters Encouragement Group Member #π
The SBN format is a little unusual, and therefore in some sense, experimental.
I get the impression they look at this more like a chat room than a traditional message board or forum. And keep in mind that these are technically still regular blog comments, which are very commonly uneditable. An edit feature will do well sometime, though.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions
It really is more of a blog
than a forum/message board.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
Well, it is a blog
But the operation of the comments section is different from most, bringing in new theoretical concepts of how it operates.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions
I think I'm confused as to where I've been this whole time
This isn’t the AOL chat room for baseball?
Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
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Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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The one I meant to post
Before not reading instructions. (Damn my A type personality trends).

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
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facepalm
For my own ignorance.
Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.
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going green I hope
Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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LOL
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions
come on man hotlinking costs people money
but the On Notice thing has been around since before Rocktober at least
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions
if I recall correctly I put the Red Sox on notice or something
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmmm
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions
I disagree...
My arguments had NOTHING to do with either like nor dislike of the Yankees, and neither did deacs impassioned defense of Steinbrenner.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Word.
I don’t like this “being all serious and shit”
It’s so much more fun to poke around and make meaningless smartass comments.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
its a good change though
today’s massive rockpile is actually baseball related, who knew we could even do that?
Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
Denver.SBNation.com
only
one topic really took off that wasn’t baseball related.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
and even that was tangentally (sp) related because it was about Dustin Pedroia
and Casey Affleck and Casey Affleck is a Red Sox fan…which I really try to ignore.
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Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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/raises hand.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
Giambred
leaves out the melvin…
How bout: Melvin EL Giamb-awpe- Ianetta…
SO many are going to hyphens these days
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
thats a little better on the uniform letter stitcher
motion seconded and….
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions
Why don't we make the new super 1st baseman out of parts of each player
Giambi’s tattoos.
Eldred’s dopey grin.
Iannetta’s patience at the plate.
Hawpe’s fastball mashitude and quiet confidence.
A pinch of power from each player above.
And Todd Helton’s glove and veteranarieness.
This new player is called Heltoneldred Giahawpanetta.
We make room for him by trading Mora for Uggla.
Problem solved!
Wait, I just realized the roster move don't work.
UMMMM…OK. We still trade Mora for Uggla. And then we hide Johnny Herrera in a laundry basket.
this recovery made me chuckle
one of those “I’m leaning back in my chair to stretch at that second so a chuckle pops out much louder than intended” kinds of chuckles
mainly at the thought of Johnny Herrera poking his head out of a pile of laundry
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm cool with Cantu
Cantu will be cheap prospect-wise and won’t command a metric assload in arbitration like Daniel Cooley UGGALAAHHH, and I’m not willing to bet that Big Country will have any more success than he’s already had. He has a hole in his swing the size of a bathtub. Cantu might see a LOLCORZ and/or ZOMGIMAPLAYINFOARCONTENDOR resurgence as well, and I like his versatility, even if he defense is meh (see: MelMo).
To summarize: Low risk, potentially high reward.
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"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
To summarize:
What the Rockies have been doing with all their signings/trades over the last few years.
We need a impact player. Sorry, but you don’t get impact players from low risk/high reward situations.
I believe Conor Graham and Brandon Hynick were both Purps last year
and DOD turned them into Contreras and Betancourt, both excellent moves.
I am looking forward to this trade deadline, DOD is buying
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before the season yeah
I was just thinking deadline, but that was an excellent move as well
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Was Conor Graham a PuRP?
I didn’t think so, but maybe he was…
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions
pitched 17 innings down the stretch to the tune of a 294 ERA+
so…yeah
Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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In September, results matter more
Over a season, there’s no way he could have done it. But, I’m not going to scoff at 3 ER in 14IP.
Agreed
I will gladly take a SSS in September.
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions
A small upgrade (Beimel + Betancourt last year) may be all we get a chance to launch, though.
Impact trades don’t grow on trees, so to speak. A LOT has to happen from a LOT of different perspectives to make them go. I’m not saying an impact trade can’t or won’t happen, just that it’s not something that is as simple as “let’s make an impact trade”.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions
Ramon Ramirez for Jorge De La Rosa
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions
not to mention, a DFA'D Jorge De La Rosa no less!
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions
Like many of my past midnight desicions in college
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions
+1
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions
it was probably an even lower risk and higher reward move than getting Cantu
Ramirez didn’t make our opening day roster either, IIRC.
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions
He didn't make it because we traded hWim
ell, that an we needed Micah Bowie because he was a lefty and Kip Wells because he was signed for 3+ million.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions
opening day starter Kip Wells
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions
true
He had a ridiculously good season with KC
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions
Padres, Giants and Rays all after Corey Hart
looks like he’s the hot item atop the charts on our rival’s wishlists
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I refuse to beliee the Pads do anything major
how do u go from a cheap ass yard sale to looking for help?
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions
because a playoff appearance would pay for their entire roster
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OT: speaking of charts....
I found this one from Sirius Radio’s BPM station last night
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions
+5280
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions
I need to check this track out, where can I find it
Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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it's on the youtube
look up my first kiss remix and it should be the first result. There’s a download link in the description
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions
I'm not convinced that he's the kind of player that will be an impact bat in the second half.
He came crashing back to earth after his ASG appearance in 2008 too
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions
(this being a replay fail for the Corey Hart discussion)
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions
this thread has gone mad :)
and is wildly entertaining but I have to finish staining my fence before it hits 100…
I look forward to reading more mass hysteria on my return.
Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!
RIP George Steinbrenner
Go Ubaldo and NL tonight!…get it done…and good stuff with Tulo hopefully he is back asap
Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns
Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."
Okay
So what would you guys give up for Uggla if DOD is truly after him?
It would take more than that, he would be the centerpiece though
What I’m interested in is what the Marlins and their fans want for him.
I guess the point is that I START at Esmil ROgers, and see if they want throw ins.
Speculating about trades in ways like “it would take more than that” doesn’t tend to be productive, as we’re not in the conference room with them. I’m not giving up anyone with more talent than that, but more players may be worth considering.
This is precisely why I avoid amateur trade fantasy.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions
this is how i would like it to play out
start with rogers see what else they want. but the big 3 are untouchable and i would not do rogers AND rosario.
maybe rogers and EY gets it done?
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions
we kinda have a Big 4 now with Rosario's breakout and young age
Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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I wouldn't do Rosario period.
If they want a catcher, toss in McKenry as a second or third player. McKenry, projecting as a backup, is often overlooked or shrugged off in trade discussions because he’s not Rosario, but he would definitely be an attractive piece in a trade package.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions
What about Pacheco?
I realize he’d old for the level, but does he have more value than McKenry?
For a catcher, Pacheco's not too far behind. They tend to develop a little slower, one mor ereason Rosario is so exciting.
Right now, I think McKenry is more valuable because he can be MLB ready next year.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:41 AM MDT up reply actions
arent there still concerns on if rosario will stick at C?
if hes going to be a guaranteed C then yes i would consider him untouchable and make it a big 4.
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions
he has a pretty good arm and is improving defensively, according to what I've read
still young though, so it’s hard to see where he ends up. His value is at catcher though
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I think it's looking more and more likely he can stay there.
There was some concern about him getting stuck behind Iannetta and McKenry, but it looks like that won’t be a concern. As for any other reasons why he may need to be converted, I am unfamiliar with them and you should ask one of our resident scout types.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions
Morales
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Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
We could throw in
Corpas to sweeten the pot a little bit…
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
I'd give them Q to replace Uggla
But it’s too much to consider
dont forget cook and francis
because you know they are veterans and that would free up salary cap space for us to make other moves
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions
And Alan Johnson to seal the deal.
His bad attitude will do well in Florida.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions
If he can, he's an outfielder
Because all 2nd basemen are outfielders too.
and people are complaining about Uggla's defense, wait till we sign melo
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions
Hey when Melo does play defense, he's pretty good at it.
Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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I'm banking on the fact that FrankieMo has a bounceback this season, watch.
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 13, 2010 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions
I wish I have had this sig for over 2 years
MY FACEBOOK STATUS:WAITING AROUND THE CORNER FOR FRANKLIN MORALES
I find it like doubly hilarious that amart has stuck
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
Not with the cool kids..like Maria, Muzia and well you....
Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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Well, then you're out ...lol
Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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this just started like yesterday
rmn is fine, if that works for you
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions
Poor RMN
I really hope that horrid name doesn’t stick.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
You seem to be the only one who really doesn't like it,
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions
not true.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
I haven't been reading the entire Rockpiles recently, and I missed the initial discussion, but in the past two days...
… I’ve seen like five comments about disliking it and all of them have been yours. Small sample size, I guess. :D
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions
Clearly you are ignoring mine. Mostly because I said I would never "utter" the name again.
Ubaldo Jimenez: Best Pitcher in the League
Brad Hawpe: YEP
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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here is a shocker
SdCat doesn’t like it either…
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But I like you.
isn’t that enough?
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i'm not the one calling me whatever
I call myself “I”
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions
Well, maybe we could call you
A. I.
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IMPOSSIBLE
Calls for AMart rant that’s longer than needed :P
I see what you did there.
I was going for the a.i. from Spielberg….
you know, tying it into Rowbots
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yeah, his name is my name
I came first though
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions
oops wrong movie
Bicentennial man, the robot is named Andrew Martin
crazy how that works
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions
And I was about to go into a deconstruction of why I hate it
But that’s a debate for another day, particularly because a surprisingly large amount of pe0ople have come around to liking it.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions
A.I. the film
or A.I. the player :)
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I enjoyed it...Thought it was lacking a bit.
However I did adore Minority Report, despite the presence of Tom Cruise
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Not sure if you know this, but I elected Minority Report as my favorite film of the decade,
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm really looking for a way to include
A reference to Primer here. But I’ve got nothing.
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Oh I ♥ Primer so much.
The most realistic time travel movie ever.
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I need to try it again
I fell asleep for about 2 min in the middle because I was exhausted and was completely lost for the rest of it
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Its definitely a little difficult to follow.
But its such a brilliant film.
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Primer...why do I not not of this film...
/googling now
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its on netflix streaming
short and full of headaches
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Not surprised you're unfamiliar with it.
Even as a film nerd, I only because aware of it about a year AFTER its release, which is rare for me.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Weird,
I heard of it before limited release, but never got a chance to see it until much later.
Liked.
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I did not know this...or didn't remember or something
Wow, that’s saying something! I actually really really loved that film. That was when I first fell in love with Colin Farrell. And thought he totally stole the movie from Tom Cruise.
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Out of 1,154 and growing films seen 2000-2010.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions
oh this is awesome. Well done
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are you writing a book like Ebert?
and to steal from Muzia. the book should be called FilmMarauder
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I am going to develop ablog to write on film/television/society/etc.
I’m probably not going to call it FilmMarauder though.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions
disappoint :(
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But my not liking you has nothing to do with my not liking this terrible nickname.
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the real question should be what does AMart think of it?
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions
not particularly, but then again that whole "First Initial-Half-of-Last-Name" thing is a lousy way to make nicknames
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions
what if we sign you to like a 20 year contract and trade away a decade of draft picks even though you have two bad knees
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will they be your lips?
Oh COME ON….you all thought it
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not until now
and now that is all I can picture…
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very
supple – at least from what I have seen in the pictures.
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
Kenyon covered those up. Apparently he and Trina broke up
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However, if you do start referring to yourself, not only in third person
but third person nickname, you will take on this whole new aura of awesome.
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions
or Ricky Hendersonnes
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I agree
What would mine be if that was the case:
MMont?
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or was it C Montomgery Burns
dangit i cant remember. ignore my post
by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions
it was hillarious
even if it is wrong.
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ok.
you are awesome.
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
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what if your nickname was just
MMmmmmmmm
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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 12:01 PM MDT up reply actions
it fits the hot dog
persona I have worked so hard to establish here.
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not too shabby.
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
I like your name.
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
My last name generated the most jokes in school
I dare not say it here, but suffice it to say, I win this debate hands down.
/twitches remembering horrible jokes and bad nicknames
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Even worse than Berger King?
I feel bad. :(
Or
Maria Diarrhea?
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Am I seriously the only person who has never been teased because of my name?
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions
My Given Name is
Noah. I was teased forever until I learned not to care about it anymore.
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Yes.
And I hated the Sunday School song.
There were others. The favorite of kids in Elementary school was Noah Knowitall.
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yes worse
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wow...
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
and my brother...
and cousins…..
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
At least thats funny and not offensive
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Mulva?
Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito
by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions
gipple?
The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!
by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions
it would get rather confusing.
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AMart only woks because it is a takeoff on VMart.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions
it is actually more of a take off of KMart, the Denver basketball player
Hence the comments above about lip tattoos on the neck, trading draft picks, $20mil/yr for two bad knees etc
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 13, 2010 1:46 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
oh
shows how much I know about basketball
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions
most nicknames are not a function of what u wish to
be called but rather what people say when then see you….
A Mart…I could imagine myself yelling this when u enter a bar….
I dont know if you’d respond but that would only embolden me…
I gots a friend nicknamed shitpants, he don’t like it, but it stuck
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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions
I almost flagged this.
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I very much laughed at it.
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to be honest
I did too.
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
oh
you were talking about my post – I thought you were talking about Muzia’s..
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No
The joke was that you almost flagged his, and I almost rec’d yours.
by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions
i gotcha now.
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Hey man
You’re talking to a kid with “Berger” as his last name. Little Matt doesn’t faze me. Mattman does, however.
If there was an explanation for RMN
So people could actually associate AMart with RMN might be helpful in squashing AMart.
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rockiesmagicnumber was his original handle.
Abbreviated to RMN
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Handle?
Tis a user name, not a handle. The people here are giant nerds, but not enough to be CB Radio nerds.
tell that to Muzia
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ditto
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
No
We ain’t truckers, and we ain’t CB nerds, we are internet nerds. We have user names, damn it.
(BTW, considering all the flat out retarded arguments lately, I thought I would try to start one)
MKORPAL YOU ARE SO WRONG ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM CA LIKE THAT TULO FELLOW
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Well,
us douch bag/confident people need to stick together. It’s tough to be a winner when everyone is hatting.
well I'm sure PIP will love you unconditionally as well
and hate me for pretending to hate you
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The great thing about Douchebags
Is you can pick the ones you like, and not feel hypocritical about it.
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in the before time, in the long long ago
the writers all had handles as well, but Russ made them change for “credibility” and then SDCat takes it from here
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I'm only using during the break
because it is so silly.
Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.
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I didn't rec the first one cuz it was already green.
So this one gets my rec.
(Bradin Giambredetta sounds like Tracy is planning a horrific science experiment).
This is my favorite namemash yet
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Why does this name make me want to order a panini?
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sounds like a "guy who knows a guy"
Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
Hollidayrain Music
by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
If you know what I mean…
Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:12 PM MDT reply actions
my hip hurts
I think I pinched a nerve
gonna go see a chiropractor tonight
by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions
My left pinkie finger hurts.
Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions
we were doing well there for awhile
it was mostly baseball related
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and about how stupd
RMN’s alternative handle is…
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I imagine he could get a new one
here?
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Shouldn't that have been
“Oops, we did it again”?
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I just wrote a paragraph
On Todd Helton for economics class, haha. I talked about the “scarcity” of Todds defense, and such….haha…..I hope my teacher doesn’t hate it…
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This is R year!
by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Economics professors should love someone who talks about the scarce commodity of Todd's level of defense
during the era in which he dominated.
Hmmm.
My office is having a special meeting this afternoon for a technology-related announcement from our VP. Curious.
Blocking internet blog/chat sites.... :)
by Junction Rox on Jul 13, 2010 2:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Eek.
Hope not. I’m hoping it’s something awesome like we all get brand new laptops (already have a laptop, but I’m sure it could be awesomer).
But really, it will probably end up being something not worth the anticipation. We’ll see.

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