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Tuesday Rockpile: The Not-All-Star Team

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Oh, look, I'm doing a Rockpile! Andrew T. Fisher is having internet issues, but the other Andrew gave me an suggestion for this Rockpile: the Not-All-Star Team. I'll just be making one team, and this is based on WAR. You'll find it after the jump, but first today's links:

Rockies' Jimenez picked to make start against AL in All-Star Game - The Denver Post

"It's not something [starting the ASG] I was thinking about. There are so many great pitchers, you don't expect this to ever happen," said Jimenez, whose parents, Ubaldo Sr. and Ramona, joined him at the Midsummer Classic. "It's an honor to represent my family, my team and my country. This is special. It's humbling."

Kiszla: Ubaldo generates mile-high respect - The Denver Post

Like a 98-mph fastball from Ubaldo Jimenez, this was hard to see coming. A pitcher from Colorado starting the All-Star Game is a bigger upset than the Rockies playing in the World Series.

Renck: Tulo speeding through recovery - The Denver Post
Notes from Renck: Tulowitzki could return in as soon as two weeks; the Rockies are still interested in Dan Uggla; and Giants' closer Brian WIlson doesn't care about the humidor.

2010 MLB All-Star Game: Ubaldo Jimenez, David Price Named Starting Pitchers; Starting Lineups Announced - SBNation.com
Follow the All-Star Game StoryStream on SBNation.com

Mustaches = Twins Success - Twinkie Town
Do the Twins need more or less facial hair for success?

Best Of The SB Nation Network: July 12, 2010 - From Our Editors - SBNation.com
In case you're looking for some other news to read during this break from Rockies baseball.

Star-divide

Starting Pitcher

Randy Wolf, Brewers, -0.7 WAR


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Randy Wolf 6-8 20 19 0 0 0 0 116.1 117 66 59 21 58 74 4.56 1.50

Catcher

Gerald Laird, Tigers, -0.6 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Gerald Laird 52 167 14 32 6 0 2 13 14 36 2 1 .192 .261 .263

First Base

Todd Helton, Rockies,  -0.4 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Todd Helton 69 248 29 61 10 0 2 16 34 53 0 0 .246 .336 .310

Yep, our Todd Helton makes this team.

Second Base

Gordon Beckham, White Sox,  -0.4 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Gordon Beckham 77 273 35 59 13 1 3 22 20 53 4 3 .216 .277 .304

Third Base

Pedro Feliz, Astros, -1.5 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Pedro Feliz 74 255 18 56 10 1 3 26 9 25 1 1 .220 .244 .302

Shortstop

Juan Castro, Phillies, -1.1 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Juan Castro 52 124 7 25 5 0 0 13 7 22 0 1 .202 .241 .242

Left Field

Carlos Lee, Astros, -0.8 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Carlos Lee 86 329 35 79 13 1 12 45 22 36 1 3 .240 .287 .395

Center Field

Melky Cabrera, Braves, -0.4 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Melky Cabrera 85 270 29 70 13 1 3 24 22 37 4 1 .259 .316 .348

Right Field

Ryan Church, Pirates, -0.6 WAR


G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB K SB CS AVG OBP SLG
2010 - Ryan Church 59 156 15 29 10 1 3 16 10 39 1 0 .186 .240 .321


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by UZ on Jul 13, 2010 8:02 AM MDT reply actions  

No denying the impact he had on the game.

Sadly, it was mostly negative. Still, RIP, George.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 8:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

No, not kidding.

Even the Yankees admit that the economic structure of baseball is broken, and Steinbrenner was a big part of that problem.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

He had a rather negative impact on the game from the 70s through mid 90s

His front office shenanigans, his hiring private investigators to track Dave Winfield, his yearlong suspension from the game, etc. He was actually an embarrassment to baseball for a long time, and somehow had an epiphany of sorts about 15 years ago. From that point on, he pretty much let actual team management run the team.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ironically, for me, I liked the late 70's early 80sYankees

Thurman Munson, Reggie, Bucky Dent…love all those guys and Billy Martin. I think I turned on the Yankees after they fired Billy Martin for the last time.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

But of course, when he fired Billy for the 5th time, no way to know it would be the last

The only way we every truly knew Martin would never come back is….well….he died.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, true, but I just liked those teams.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's Bucky 'Effing' Dent

:)

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

/sorry

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

No amount of therapy will cure me of that

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sigh

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oddly, it was Fay Vincent banning him from baseball after the Winfield incident

that was probably the best thing for the Yankees franchise. The prospects that the Yankees brought up that were key to the Yankees 1996-2000 run were mostly drafted and groomed when George was banned from the game.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can't blame him for building the empire of the Yankees into the successful organization that they wound up being. May he RIP

That said, Screw ’im.

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by UZ on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

You pretty much summed up my thoughts as well

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was never a Yankees fan

and did not care for the way he would just throw money at players. It can’t be denied though that he wanted to win. May he RIP and may the Yankees never win another World Series.

by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 8:19 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

This

So, so this. Rec’d with a bullet!

by D.j. Olson on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Boston

I hated Steinbrenner. He was a sonavabitch, and he own the Yankees. But I always had a laugh when he and Billy Martin would have one of their public arguments. Quite colorful. I don’t like what he did to baseball in terms of payroll disparity, but through and through, he loved baseball. RIP.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is put extremely well.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Deep down, I think every baseball fan wishes their team was owned by a man who wanted to win so badly that he would spare no expense to make that happened. That’s George Steinbrenner, simplified. The complexities of the man added some unpleasantness, but in essence he was living out the fantasy of every twelve year-old who turns off ‘fair trades’ on MLB The Show.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm going to reply out of blind ignorance,

because I’ve never paid that much attention to what was going on in the AL, and certainly wasn’t about to go out of my way to pay attention to the Yankees. But that being said, while I’m sure that he and incredible business acumen and all kinds of crazy savvy, but he owned the freakin’ Yankees?! His best business decision of all time was simply BUYING the damn franchise.

The Yankees are one of the most storied franchises of any professional sport, are fully entrenched in a metropolitan area that adores them and also has higher level of discretionary income per capita. Add in extended fans (grandparent/parent was a Yankee fan) and your basic douche fan (fan that has no logical reason to like the Yankees except for their winning %) and they have TREMENDOUS resources. I don’t Steinbrenner wanted to win any more badly than any other owner, he was just afforded the resources to make it happen easily.

Oh, and a distant second on the business decision list would be the launch of YES Network. Holding cable companies hostage to carry your network because your product is in that much demand was pretty good too.

Oh, and RIP.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

but the Yankees weren't very good when he bought them.

He revolutionized sports business

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

This

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I know this...

He got a screaming deal…but the Yankees weren’t good for no other reason than the previous owners using the franchise as a cash siphon. My point is that Steinbrenner didn’t create the resources…they were always there. It doesn’t take a Bill Gates visionary to realize that you can build quite a winner with that kind of resource base.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree with that either...

You’re missing the point. After his initial capital outlay to purchase the team, I’m willing to bet that very little had to come out of his own pocket. He never had to invest new captial after that. It was all retained earnings. Sound strategy no doubt, but it doesn’t exactly make him brilliant…a crappy accountant will still tell you that’s a good idea…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

but he didnt follow anyone else's blueprint in building a team/empire

he created that through his own efforts and reinvestment of capital. I don’t see the Pirates doing that, and they have almost as much history as the Yankees. It’s easy to hate the guy, but you have to appreciate the drive the man had in creating a winner.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Pirates are a terrible example...

They don’t have a fraction of the existing resource base the Steinbrenner had when he BOUGHT the team.

Listen, I’m not spitting on his grave. Was he a good business man, yeah, sweet. So is my dad…he just doesn’t own the Yankees.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't see the Dodgers doing that

They have the history, the market, and until recently, the wealthy owner. The Cubs and White Sox also lack the same brand power.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

And?

So they have shitty owners? So what? Are you saying he must be great because everyone else is so bad? He was good, yes. “Visionary” and “Revolutionary” no.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well it didn't work.

I was wondering…I figured you smarter than that.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

"there's a place in france where the...." /wobble

“…. there’s a place in france where the ….” /wobble

“….there’s a place in france where the nak..[murmur]” /wobble

…..

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by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Want a piece of milk?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

How?

I said I figured you smarter because you are…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Right or wrong, he spent as much money as was needed to get the players that would deliver a championship. But as a businessman, he wanted ROI (read: championship, and all the spoils that come with that)

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You disagree with what?

I don’t see anything that represents contrary in what you said.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

My point is that Steinbrenner didn’t create the resources

He did. He spent money and got the players

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's not exactly creating resources

He improved the product no doubt..which I guess expanded the fan/resource base.

I’m saying the die hard Yankee fan for life base was so huge to begin with, that it wasn’t hard to turn the franchise around. So he didn’t create what it took to be successful initially…it was already there.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not true

Any other owner could have alienated the fan base by not spending money, and producing mediocre-at-best results. The same principle applies in NYC as it does in Boston or Denver: fans won’t buy tickets to watch a loser.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

All you need to do is look in Kansas City to understand this

David Glass is one of the wealthiest owners, but refuses to put a quality product onto the field. All this despite the tradition and history of Kansas City Royals baseball.

by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 9:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or Carl Pohlad before his death

or Bill Wirtz, the Blackhawks’ former owner, or a billion other owners that have been unwilling to invest their own money in the near term to build a permanent revenue stream through on-field success and off-field marketing.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

And owner willing to invest profits in his team

doesn’t make him “visionary”!

If any company doesn’t invest profits into bettering it’s product, it usually fails. Not ground breaking stuff.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Again,

retroactively minimizing accomplishments because it’s now standard practice; but he was the first to do most things that are now common to generating revenue.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Perhaps...

and maybe for the sake of discussion I did that to a degree. Being the first to apply general business principles to owning a sports team…ok…probably a bit visionary at the time. I’ll concede that.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Again...another terrible example.

There’s no way you can compare KC to NY

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well...

I think the NY fans were as alienated as they were going to get when he bought the team. And it still made money! Nothing you’re saying is incorrect…but that doesn’t exactly make him Warren “f’ing” Buffet.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

It may be large to begin with, but that doesn't mean crap

if the team isn’t a success. NY’s attention ebbed and flowed with the team’s success, including Stadium attendance.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Stadium attendance

isn’t a team’s only source of revenue.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm aware

but it’s a good indicator of interest in the team.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But I guarantee that you would see media revenue (Advertising, etc.) drop markedly if teams consistently lose.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's not absolute values though

It’s not always record breaking profits or “OMG we’re in the red!”

The team had plenty of revenue begin with. It had to be a good buy with potential to increase profits. A good business man would have seen that…Steinbrenner was a good business man.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Red Sox have NESN

Whatever your opinion of Steinbrenner, he was a savvy businessman. He saw a market and capitalized on it. People are willing to pay for it. To Red Sox and Yankees fans, baseball borders on near fanatic religion status. We’re fanatic as Rockies fans, but there are fewer of us than them….

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

It still doesn't make him GOD like in my eyes

Savvy probably…I said this. But you would have to be…how does that go…“weapons grade stupid”…to have that kind of resource base and not build a winner…if that was your intention.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Read the whole point...

I said if that was your intention…the previous ownership obviously had no intention of building a winner.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

CBS owned the team before Steinbrenner

and, until recently (basically until Jerry Bruckheimer took over the evening lineup), they weren’t all that great at managing their own affairs.

Lots of other owners have similar resources and a similar capital base, but haven’t had similar success. Frank McCourt’s money was supposed to make the Dodgers a juggernaut, but even before the divorce the team wasn’t that well run. They and the Angels (who are also owned by a very wealthy man, Arte Moreno) have a financial base that could rival New York’s, but it doesn’t. They don’t have the brand (which Steinbrenner rebuilt from scratch) or the accompanying media enterprise. Same for both Chicago teams.

Building a brand like the Yankees is more than: money + big market = success.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

:s/big\ market/big\ sports\ market

Yes the Dodgers and Angels share a huge market, but they don’t have the same demand as you see the Yankees having. LA is notorious for not being a big sports town unless its the Lakers.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec-back to for proper vi commands

:D

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

That demand is a creation,

not a birthright. It’s not innate to NY. It’s something that other big market teams have had 50-100 years to create, but haven’t.

Oddly, it’s teams like the Cardinals and Braves that have unusually large national followings because their owners, on radio (Cardinals, in the 20s-40s) and tv (Braves-TBS), were able to spread the brand nationally.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

A better team to base your argument on

Is the Cubs.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

They're one of several

and why not the White Sox – same length, same struggles, same city.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

Same argument for the Mets.

Both are seen as the working class representatives for those cities in question, as well as being the lesser liked of those cities.

In other words, they don’t have the same fan base.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter

Success builds fanbases. Steinbrenner made the team successful. All of the other ingredients are there for the Dodgers, Giants, Mets, Cubs, White Sox, and even the Rangers and Astros to a lesser extent.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, and the Yankees had 50+ years of prior success

to build one hell of a fan base. Something that only the Cubs and the RedSux have that are even remotely close.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

I thought the only way to measure success for the Cubs

is to win the WS?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking like a Cubs fan....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's pretty dangerous...

as there is no known cure!

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Have you ever asked a

platypus this?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

high standards for platypi, I can understand

but for the Cubs….you’ll be disappointed for all time.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

a pennant since 1945 would be nice

hell, even half a decade of being competitive would be nice.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Before anything, winning the WS involves some luck and obviously the Cubs have had some very good teams and some very bad luck in the past 100 years.

But sustained success is the product of what Steinbrenner did with the Yankees, not the action he took (in terms of generating revenue to continue to feed a bigger payroll and more talented team). Despite being moribund (and kind of a joke with Billy Martin and Piniella being fired a combined 800 times) throughout the 80s, the Yankees continued to build the brand.

Success is not an essential component, but building a brand through the history of the franchise, foreign market development, merchandising, etc are all ways to build sustained interest. Generally, that interest translates to more revenue and the potential for greater sustained success.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Check your facts

Cubs: First game 1876
WSox: First game 1901
Cubs: Last WS win 1908
WSox: Last WS win 2005

So, other than being in the same town, the comparison is weak.

by D.j. Olson on Jul 13, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it was

around 1918. But the Cubs haven’t even been in a WS since 1959. My point being that at least the South Siders have won a WS in the last 100 years. lol

by D.j. Olson on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

So?

I didn’t say he didn’t do anything to increase demand…in fact, I agreed with the opposite. A good business owner does that, so what?

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

It’s “revolutionary” because of the ways in which he did it, and that no other franchise has been able to do it. The methods were unique to him:

He was the first to realize that a short-term investment in free agency would pay off in increased revenue, the first to turn the history of a franchise into its own revenue stream, the first to recognize that owning your own network allows you to keep more and create new revenue, the first to realize the potential of the Asian market (for both merchandise and players).

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

But does that become a chicken/egg arguement?

Does he have the ability to do that outside a NY market/resource base?

It’s a question more than an argument.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Now you're just changing the scope of the argument

It’s no longer: was Steinbrenner a revolutionary figure. Now it’s: could Steinbrenner have done that in an entirely different set of circumstances. And the answer is still: YES. The things he did aren’t unique to NY. Why are the Packers so successful in the middle of f’ing nowhere? Because of loyalty and success. Those are products of what Steinbrenner did with the Yankees, not necessary conditions.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not intentionally...

Just something that popped in my head as I read that…easy buddy, I’m not kicking your dog.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

But kicking dogs is fun.

Not really. Please don’t ban me.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

You're cherry picking

and ignoring the argument that nobody did what Steinbrenner did before he did it. That qualifies as revolutionary, along with his sustained success.

See the comments of 8:34 MTN and 8:41 MTN. I’d be interested to hear why you think those aren’t revolutionary.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Link them...

and I’ll get to them. Thanks.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

This one and the next one.

Look forward to it.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Steinbrenner wasn't nearly the only owner throwing serious $$$ at free agents

I remember distinctly the first few years of FA, when the Angels and Padres (yes, the Padres) were in real bidding wars with the Yankees, and often won those wars.

The main difference is that more of the Yankees’ signings worked out better in the end.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying other people didn't do it

but 1) who were those players, and 2) Reggie Jackson?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

FA signings

The Angles signed: Bobby Grich, Joe Rudi, Fred Lynn, Don Sutton, etc.

They were in fact big players in the early FA markets.

I’d have to do more research to run down actual names now.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

"weapons grade stupid"

Would be the case if hadn’t capitalized on it.

I’m no Yankees fan. Like I said, I grew up in Boston. Lived, breathed and died Red Sox. But you have to tip your hat to someone who can take a troubled franchise and turn it into gold. It’s not just the “team” anymore, it’s a media enterprise. That, in of itself, is the brilliance.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Media

enterprise is brilliant. And gives them (and the RedSox when they followed suit) a huge advantage over the rest of the league.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 8:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

And the Mets

The LA, Chicago, Texas and San Fran-Oakland teams could all do the same. I don’t really understand why they don’t, except maybe that FoxSports has a long-term contract.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing this is the case

as well as MLB with the new MLB Network not wanting competition for their new enterprise.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

The only team that could even be mentioned in the same breath

is the Cubs…all others are too young or transplanted. They don’t have the roots. And yeah, mismanagement will kill a franchise.

I never once said Steinbrenner wasn’t a good business man. A bad business man can take a good situation and screw it up pretty easily. I just don’t see him as “revolutionary”…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Your definition of "revolutionary" must be pretty strict

The Dodgers and Giants have been out west for 50 years. During the same time, the Yankees brand bottomed out, and Steinbrenner was forced to re-build it from the bottom up. The Dodgers and Giants couldn’t do the same? They also have the advantage of having a fanbase on the East Coast, whereas the Yankees had to spread that themselves.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

He bought the team for 10 millions

It is now valued at around 1.6 Billion dollars…more than twice as much as any other team in baseball…

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

A feat to be recognized no doubt.

And I’m not saying [insert name/owner] and you could have replicate success. But again…it’s not like he took KC or Pittsburgh (two examples thrown out) and achieved the same results. He took the freakin Yankees. Why the other larger market teams (that have been thrown out there) haven’t had replicate success is more indicative of their respective owners’ failures.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

All the more reason that he has been revolutionary

Nobody else has been able to do it. Nobody’s done the same with KC or Pittsburgh, but Ted Turner was able to achieve some semblance of Steinbrenner’s success in Atlanta, which, at the time, was a lot closer to Pitt or KC’s market than NY, LA or Chicago.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

No one has done the same in KC or Pitt

because the existing resource base wasn’t there. Apples and Oranges. If those two squads got to any kind of relative success…we’d all be hailing the genius of the Monfort business model.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

You just did...

and also included Atlanta…which you said achieved similar success (though we’d all agree not to the degree, but Atl isn’t NY)…I guess that Ted Turner’s a pretty good business man.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

So...

I’ve never once tried to include them…listen…I’ve got a meeting to prepare for, and as much fun as this would be indefinitely, I’ve got to get paid. I’ll be stepping away for a while.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

You've included them repeatedly as examples that what Steinbrenner did is a product of NY

and not a product of his creativity. Come back later and respond to my comments of 8:34 and 8:41 AM MTN.

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the ones who gets paid

is the ones who gets laid…

Is what I learned at career day

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's a fair point as well...

because he obviously took a cash cow to begin with and turned it into the Golden Goose…I’ll give you that. But I stand by my point that his best decision was seizing the opportunity. After that the wheels were in motion, and I wouldn’t consider basic sound business decisions to be ground breaking. Maybe we’re just used to more hands-off sports owners, that when one with business acumen steps in and becomes involved it seems impressive.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

You're making him into an bystander, more than a decisive figure

Growing up in NY, I can tell you that he set the wheels in motion, not some imaginated market force.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

which is like saying MTV didnt reinvent the music industry, just took advantage of an opportunity in the market

which is completely wrong. Both Steinbrenner and MTV invented their market opportunities and turned Yankees/cable television into something that people HAD to have.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

So Steinbrenner

Invented a baseball market? I disagree.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

He invented the modern baseball market

He was the first to realize that a short-term investment in free agency would pay off in increased revenue, the first to turn the history of a franchise into its own revenue stream, the first to recognize that owning your own network allows you to keep more and create new revenue, the first to realize the potential of the Asian market (for both merchandise and players).

You think it was the invisible hand that put all of those hats on the heads of Chinese and Japanese people?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Don't make Adam Smith

roll over in his grave!

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

He didn't invent the market

But his brilliance was that he understood that he could generate even more revenue from it, beyond gate receipts and souvenirs. By building and controlling the media for the brand, he generates demand for it. And, when you spend as much as he did to build a winner, you generate more revenue.

Brilliance isn’t usually rocket science, but rather the distillation of many variables into a simple formula for success. Steinbrenner was “brilliant” because he understood this before anyone else in baseball. Now everyone wants to copy him (plagiarism is a high form of flattery).

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hence, he invented the modern baseball market

or at least, he set the gold standard. Contrary to JDub’s belief, that’s unique to him and revolutionary.

Well put.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can't disagree with you...
Brilliance isn’t usually rocket science, but rather the distillation of many variables into a simple formula for success.

Because it’s not brilliance…just good business sense. Why is everyone taking exception to me calling him a good businessman? Yeah, he did it first…so he applied general business principles to owning a sports team. He viewed his team as a “product”…again, ok?

The Yankee/Steinbrenner love around here is interesting.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Milton Friedman was just a guy who taught some classes.

There is plenty of Yankee/Steinbrenner hate around here. Plenty.

You’re retroactively minimizing the accomplishment because a lot of what he did is now standard practice. But it wasn’t when he started doing it. Most of it hadn’t ever been done.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

No, no it's not.

There is no such thing as Yankee love around here—that is, unless you say you hate the Yankees.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have no Love for the Yankees or Steinbrenner

But I respect what he did

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Yankee/Steinbrenner love around here is interesting

Do you read any of my posts? :-)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

I liked the old Yankees, as I mention below.

This new breed…not so much

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

I liked the old Yankees too (1980's/early 90's Yankess) because they were losers :-)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree...

I’m not making him a bystander at all…if you read my points I never once implied that.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

But I stand by my point that his best decision was seizing the opportunity.

The implication, intended or not, is that the opportunity (that is, the entity that the Yankees have evolved into) was there waiting to be capitalized on.

What I and others are saying is that the opportunity did not exist. George Steinbrenner created it by doing, among other things, many things already mentioned.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Seizing an opportunity

doesn’t make him a bystander at all…I can’t even figure out how you could construe that.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

The way you're framing him implies that he was not the genesis of the Yankees success

and that the success was in a hole under the ground waiting to be tapped into by Steinbrenner. His success is not an oil well. He created the oil, tapped it, refined it, and put it in your car.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whew...at the risk of blowing this up again...

You all have played so nicely in my absence.

Actually, if I could rephrase it using your terminology, I would argue that he was a little bit of both. A little bit of the genesis but CERTAINLY in the right place at the right time. And that’s not a bad thing.

Countless great business transactions have occurred by being in the right place at the right time. I don’t see this as being much different. And as far as him being the genesis, well sure, I’ve never said that he had NOTHING to do with their success. He very well could have been Frank McCourt. But he’s not. He had some good business sense. Doesn’t make him Yoda.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

read Outliers

most successes have to do with “right place at right time” and less to do with “genius”

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I'd go that far...

but to a degree it certainly plays a part…AT TIMES…not all the time. Get away from absolutes people, before you choose to reply…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's fair to say that "potential" or "opportunity" is common

and that realizing those things is not. And being the first to do so, no matter how obvious it seems now, makes him Steinbrenner unique and revolutionary.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

We seem to be winding down, so I’ll make two closing points:

1. Timing is involved in most good things in life, but it’s both common and passive. The same conditions for success (as I think you’ve described them) existed in other markets: LA, Chicago, San Fran, maybe Texas. None have become what Steinbrenner made the Yankees into. To me, this indicates he did something unique and was a pioneer in changing the way baseball teams gather and allocate revenue.

2. The things he did – actively tapping into the Asian market (most notably: soliciting players, instead of being sought by players) for players and for merchandising; creating a reverence of and market for the history of the Yankees; and creating the YES Network – were unique in their time. Even if they were apparent then, and many ideas weren’t he was the only one able to implement them, which makes him a pioneer.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Turds...

I’m in the middle of replying to your other post, so I’ll wrap in my conclusion to this one in that post as well, if would suit you?

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

The third point is my last for this round. I should do some work.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint:

1. I think I addressed this thoroughly below, but in summary: In my opinion the ONLY team/market with similar conditions to replicate “Yankee Success” remains with the Cubs, and that the only reason that success hasn’t been replicated is due to superior business acumen vs. anything “visionary or revolutionary”.

2. It seems that this is coming down to what one would define and “visionary”. As I sit here and think about your points…in this point…(Asian market, YES), it’s become apparent that I’m going to have to concede a little ground here, but not for the reasons you think.

I want to touch on just a couple things:

Your belief that Stienbrenner’s application of general business principles to the Yankees/baseball/sports ownership makes him a Visionary/Revolutionary vs. my stance that it just makes him smart.

I think what makes him seem so ‘visionary’ is that baseball ownership (all sports really) has been such a “good old boys network”, where owners typically made their fortunes somewhere else and owning a team means they arrived. Steinbrenner truly said “F This, I’m making some money!”…and considering he had the team, the market and the resources, he blew it up.

But almost EVERYTHING that he applied to baseball wasn’t groundbreaking stuff. I touched on the network stuff earlier, but the Asian market? Companies were chomping at the bit to get into China in the 60’s! Why did it take baseball so long to come around to that market? Need? or Want? Baseball didn’t need to, Steinbrenner wanted to. On many things. Smart, yes. Visionary, eh…I’m still not convinced.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

1. I just disagree. SF and LAD have large markets and unique opportunities for cross-country marketing (uni throwbacks, old timer days, history, etc). They have roots in NY, and have had 50 years to build on that in CA; they didn’t just lose their history along the way. The White Sox have a broader market than working class Chicagoans (NWA videos, the President, and Latin American influence).

Something about how those organizations were run differs significantly than how Steinbrenner ran the Yankees. The decisions Steinbrenner made were unique to their time for baseball (even though they relied on concepts that existed in other industries). Other owners have had years to do the same, but didn’t. He had a vision that they did not.

2. Taking your conception of vision and innovation, there was nothing innovative after the PC, including Laptops, Smartphones, etc. You’re reducing innovation to almost nothing.

Owning a baseball team has always had mixed goals: some owners like the exposure, some like the sport, others wanted to turn a profit. Turning a profit, as Steinbrenner did, was not his vision. It’s how he made the Yankees profitable that makes him a visionary. Some of the concepts existed (though I’m hard pressed to think of one for the YES network, which is unique from WGN and TBS), but I think applying them to a different industry is visionary. Not to mention executing them to perfection in many instances.

I wonder if I’d used the phrase “visionary in his execution” whether we’d have had this debate. To me, there’s no difference between innovative concepts and applying new concepts to a different field or executing those concepts perfectly in a new field.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, that was it for me.

Gotta work. But I think I see where you’re coming from. I just think being the first to do it in your field is visionary, regardless of whether the ideas existed in the past.

I also think his recipe was made so that it could have existed and flourished in any other market (scaled down to that market’s potential revenue).

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

3. The things that Steinbrenner did can be applied to other cities, which transcends the idea of NY being an opportunity waiting for him to tap into. He could have done the same (including the tv network) in KC, Pitt, Cleveland) and been successful, albeit on a smaller scale since those cities just don’t have the same revenue potential.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree...

I need to take a deep breath before I tackle these as well…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also, you're neglecting to explain why other big markets aren't in the same position

Why haven’t the LA, Chicago or Texas teams been able to do the same thing? They all came into the league before Steinbrenner owned the Yankees, are all top ten markets, all are more geographically distinct than the NY market. If it’s common sense, and they’ve had 40 years to figure it out, why aren’t they generating the same revenues?

Why did no one create a network that could broadcast nothing but their team? Why haven’t any of them created a market for the history of their team (which enables YES to work)?

Why didn’t other teams tap into foreign markets in the 70s and 80s and 90s?

They’re all apparent now, but they weren’t 30 years ago.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Reason:

Take any team outside of Chicago and throw out of the argument. 40 years ≠ 100+. 40 is a long time no doubt, but it still doesn’t transcend how long the Yankees have been around.

Chicago: I think Thnikkaman nailed it when he talked about the Sox typically appealing to the blue collar “working class”. And there’s nothing wrong with that approach, nor target market. But that’s also what makes them NOT the Yankees. Sure they might have same storied traditions, and length of existence, but would never have the revenue base simply because the pockets of the fan base will never be as deep. THAT’S NOT SAYING THAT BLUE COLLAR PEOPLE DON’T LIKE THE YANKEES OR THAT INDIVIDUALS OF WEALTH DON’T LIKE THE SOX. I apologize for the caps, but it’s too easy in these types of discussions to take absolute values to avoid addressing what is inherently the point. What does this have to do with my original point? On equal footing at the time of purchase, the Yankees certainly represented more of a “turn key cash register” and it wouldn’t take an obscene business IQ to see that. To see some of the potential…sure. I’ll give him above average marks on his foresight.

As far as the Cubs: The only reason the Cubs aren’t as successful as the Yankees, in my opinion, is that the Cubs have been wallowing with below average ownership. Had the Cubs been for sale instead of the Yankees, I don’t doubt that the “Steinbrenner Model” would have worked for them as well.

As far as the YES Network, I’ll concede that it was good business decision, in my 1st post I acknowledged this as be the 2nd best decision (albeit a distant 2nd to purchasing the team), but I won’t call it “visionary”. The idea of exclusive broadcast rights had been around for years (see: WGN, TBS, et. al.). Steinbrenner took that idea and manipulated it for his own benefit. By creating his own network and giving exclusive broadcast rights to it, he could hold the cable companies hostage to carry the network for his gain. He took an existing idea and improved on it. Hardly revolutionary…in fact, it was almost head slapping at how obvious it was. Maybe the only reason it hadn’t been done previously is because at the time, it seemed a bit shady. Of course now we have, the BTN, NFL, MLB, et. al because of him. Pioneer, sure. Visonary, eh…

My main and general point has always been: Steinbrenner was a good, and even great at times, businessman. I don’t think he was a revolutionary/visionary.

He didn’t create good business sense/principles, he applied them to owning a sports franchise. And outside the above YES example, he took good ideas and improved on them. Putting spokes on a wheel to make it lightweight doesn’t make you a “visionary”.

I’m going to have to get to your other points separately, after all…this is getting lengthy.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

This started in the comments...

we’ll end it in the comments. BEAT IT!

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

what does this mean

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

ah thank you

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

You're hurting my feelings.

I have a very fragile ego.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Briefly, because I’m sure there will be more to discuss:

By acknowledging that other big market teams have been unable to accomplish what Steinbrenner did, you’re conceding the point that he’s the only one that’s been able to do it.

Also, the president of the United States is a “White Sox fan.” The team appeals to more than just middle and working class. Also, there are far, far more working and middle class people in America than there are Upper East Siders. You want to appeal to those people; they make your fan base. The White Sox also had the additional benefit of being featured in NWA videos, thus opening themselves to that market and anyone that watched MTV from 1989-1994.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

At this point,

you are picking nits.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm responding to things that he writes

It’s not picking nits. The sum of talking about the composition of markets, fanbases, etc is to say:

Steinbrenner was an innovator, and could have taken the same innovative ideas (Asian market, YES, capitalizing the Yankees history), implemented them in other cities, and had the same success (scaled to that market).

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seattle may be the only other market that would embrace the Asian market as thoroughly

New York is “the world’s city” which gives it an edge over other markets

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

LA or San Fran wouldn't be embraced?

NY may be the world’s city, but those two are no slouches and have the benefit of having greater familial ties to the Asian market.

Also, Yomiuri Giants?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I considered San Fran, definitely

they would have a good argument as well

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t: good business decision + first to do it in your industry = innovative/visionary?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ultimately

That is what you two are arguing about.

I agree with JDub on this that its not. Really though, its all in a matter of perspective.

And I was saying that you are picking nits about the White Sox.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to address you numbered points,

but I cheated and caught this in a different tab…the assembly line was revolutionary and visionary. Using it to makes something other than cars isn’t. It’s smart, but not ‘visionary’.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

What are you comparing the PC to?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

The idea that PCs (or anything else that is similarly assembled piece by piece) wouldn’t be revolutionary because they depend on the specialization of labor (which is what the assembly line did)?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still confused though.

The PC is revolutionary and visionary primarily based on the discoveries that made it possible.

Semiconductors
Magnetic Storage
Surface Mount Technology
Seralized Data Streams
LCDs.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right, but it relied on the specialization of labor

to be mass produced. Similarly, smartphones relied on the early PC technology, early cell technology, but are still innovative.

You can’t just say: anything that followed something else is not visionary.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see your point...

but to say that those innovations encapsulate everything else that used assembly production…

Where does baseball, or sports ownership fall in?

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is absurd. I didn’t make the original comment about the assembly line; all I’m saying is that there are things that were produced using the same concept that were still innovative.

Similarly, Steinbrenner didn’t invent tv, but the idea of a station exclusively for a baseball team was innovative.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

But he didn't have that idea either...

He just made it better. I already pointed out that exclusive broadcast rights had been around for years. He just took that idea and improved on it.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not even the same thing. Every team has exclusive broadcast rights to grant to a network. Nobody has ever granted them to themselves. Different concepts entirely.

The innovative concept is the Yankees-exclusive network, not the idea of exclusive rights. YES relies on the idea of exclusive rights, but that doesn’t make it not innovative.

That’s like saying the iPhone wasn’t innovative because they sold exclusively on AT&T, and the idea of exclusive rights for cell phone manufacturers has existed since the dawn of cell phones.

If this argument is boiled down to the essential point (what is innovation?), Steinbrenner is innovative. Innovation does not rely on creating an entirely new concept.

Merriam Webster, Innovation:

1 : the introduction of something new
2 : a new idea, method, or device : novelty

What Steinbrenner did lies wholly within the definition of innovation. He created a new idea (YES), and even if you don’t believe that qualifies as new, he created a new method of introducing a concept (which is, by the way, one legal standard for patentability).

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

I think it’s exactly the same thing, because broadcast right are central to the concept, as is making money.

Broadcast rights are being granted, whether to someone else, or to himself, it’s the same rights being granted. It’s all about who makes money off those broadcast rights, another company, or one of his own. I still don’t see anything “new” here. Taking ownership of the whole delivery method is improving an existing idea for monetary gain. A very smart business decision, but innovative…nah. I don’t see it.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Per the Supreme Court (I deal some with patent law, which is why I’m going to this):

1) Transformation of a concept legally qualifies as innovation.

2) Machine or transformation is not the sole standard to qualify something as innovative.

So, the dictionary and the Supreme Court both would qualify Steinbrenner as innovative. I’m going to stick with that.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

But you can.

By the time the PC was being mass produced, producing it by assembly line was an afterthought since it had been applied to every other industry since the concept.

People were also trained to solder, and put a card into a slot. Sorry, those specialized skills are not rocket science.

You are really grasping for straws with the PC analogy. The PC is a whole different ball of wax than Steinbrenner’s ownership of the Yankees.

 And the history and development of Computer Electronics is something I have been passionate about most of my life. The PC and Apple computers are both Visionary and revolutionary concepts/companies as well as the men and women who came up with those ideas and made them work the way we see them now. The assembly line to produce those items is not in the set of reasons why those inventions are revolutionary.

Steinbrenner’s ability to make the Yankees what they are today is a combination of risk and reward using some ideas that have worked in other parts of industry in general. Using your analogies is like saying that SBNation is revolutionary and visionary because they took a blog format and applied AJAX to to the blog.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well said.

After reading that…I reaffirm my position.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s great that you’ll both give credence to the PC comparison via your dismissal of the assembly line comparison, and then dismiss the PC thing without any reason.

This is different than the PC, but the same sentiment applies:

The innovative concept is the Yankees-exclusive network, not the idea of exclusive rights [which jDub had said negated the innovative-ness of YES]. YES relies on the idea of exclusive rights, but that doesn’t make it not innovative.

That’s like saying the iPhone wasn’t innovative because they sold exclusively on AT&T, and the idea of exclusive rights for cell phone manufacturers has existed since the dawn of cell phones.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 1:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are other Apple/Windows products

that followed the PC/Mac revolutionary?

Similarly, is Google revolutionary at all for combining multiple internet resources into one site?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are comparing revolutionary products

To the Yankees for all the wrong reasons.

The iPhone and iPod touch are revolutionary for having a multiple touch screen.

And I don’t know if I can consider Google revolutionary either. Innovative, yes, revolutionary, no.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

It’s the principle behind the comparison that matters: doing something with a concept that hasn’t been done before.

Touch-screen interfaces aren’t unique to the iPhone/iPod touch, yet those products are definitely innnovative. You could look at any aspect of those products and find their intellectual/commercial predecessor, but you might say those products are greater than the sum of their parts because they came together to make something new. Same thing with the YES network: tv, tv stations, broadcast rights, sports networks all combined in one new idea that changed the way the Yankees profit from baseball on television.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

My point was.

The iPhone was the first device [b]ever[/b] to have a [b]multiple[/b] touch screen that didn’t require its user to be carrying an electrical charge.. i.e. it recognizes two different fingers at once.

That is revolutionary. YES network, not so much. I would throw that in the innovative category. Not a bad thing, but you are making a bit much out of the idea.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 6:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

ha

remember that VB/BB code doesn’t work here.

It’s obnoxious, but here are some tips.

Surrounding a word with * makes it bolded.

For example,(ast)BOLD (ast) becomes BOLD

Using underscores will italicize.

(und)ITALIC (und) becomes ITALIC

Strikethroughs are using the dash

(dash)STRIKE (dash) = STRIKE

if you use the links above the posting box, it’ll toss in its own html tags, such as <strong which is bold or <blockquote which gives you the big quote box thing.

Use regular html tags for inline links or images.

You’ll get the hang of it, I promise.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Steinbrenner didn’t invent TV or cable stations. He applied it to a baseball team; no one else had done that (or thought of it, as far as I know).

Saying that’s not visionary is like saying Steve Jobs isn’t a visionary because he just piggybacked off IBM’s and Bill Gates’s ideas.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think you can "stumble" into becoming a media empire

by just doing “business as usual”. It takes vision, an understanding of the market (and what it will bear).

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Right.

I never said he “stumbled” into anything.

It takes vision, an understanding of the market (and what it will bear).

=Good businessman…I’ve said he was this. But it doesn’t make it groundbreaking.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

See my reply above

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

which one?

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ha, thats what I was thinking too.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 8:35 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I loved Frank Costanza's reaction to his son's death:

“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year! He’s got a rocket for an arm…you don’t know what the hell you’re doing!

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Steinbrenners best work was in sienfeld

love those episodes….

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

dam u muzia

stealin’ my thunder early today sir

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wrap your head around this one...

The money Steinbrenner has put up for FAs since 2000 was 1.87 billion dollars.

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by nkrause on Jul 13, 2010 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

RIP

I never liked the man but I’ll always respect the burning desire he had to win

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

This...I feel like I should change my sig line to show some respect....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

perfectly well said

No owner loved his team more

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Craaaaaaazyyy

though not surprising.

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by Resolution on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Mornin!

Apparently I missed epic Home Run Derby rambling. Instead, I actually watched the thing. I would say I made the wrong decision, but I was also watching Doctor Who, so it’s kind of a toss-up. xD

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:05 AM MDT reply actions  

The rambling was only good because the derby itself kind of sucked.

lol Corey Hart

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by UZ on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

The Doctor Who was excellent, though. :P

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Was that the newest episode?

It was pretty good. I’m intrigued with what happens in the finale.

by Junction Rox on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

I did like the show HanRam put on

too bad it knocked Holliday out. Especially considering the bomb he hit.

by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 8:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Holliday

needed to take some pitches and get his timing down…His first 8 outs or so his swing was jacked…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think he would have been better in Round 2

and there have been many years that 5 is enough to get through the first round.

by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 8:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

WAR! HUAH! YEAAAH!

Whaaaat is it good for? Absolutely Nothin’. Say it again y’all!

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:10 AM MDT reply actions  

War Rockies

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

War Jimenez getting the NL Cy Young

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

War the Broncos winning the AFC West.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Make the world a better place. Punch Heath Bell in the face.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 13, 2010 8:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I hate douchey closers like that...

Him and Broxton…and Rod Beck…I hated that guy.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rod Beck was completely awesome.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

If he would've played for my team

I would have though so. Giants? Not so much.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

And he’d have given you a free beer anyway, which is why he was awesome.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 13, 2010 8:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Non-Hunter

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

Of course, I’m going to be singing that all day now, but that’s okay! :P

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry...that's what popped into my head

after seeing all those WAR figures up top. Blame Russ. It’s the cool thing to do.

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

If you're blaming Russ...

the correct form is to open with “Dammit, Russ!” It’s a reference toihis trip to Sicily.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 8:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

But you missed the point

These guys are “anti-WAR”

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 13, 2010 8:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

So is the song...

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 8:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's official.

my pop up blockers have gone crazy. Anything linked to open in a new window gets blocked, but if I’m at the DP site, I barely move my mouse and Netflix ads pop up.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:17 AM MDT reply actions  

Gremlins

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Russ, you're missing an important phrase when discussing that Renck article

it should read “Rockies still interested in Uggla

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:25 AM MDT reply actions  

no, it's correct.

The Rockies are still interested. They have a healthy, curious outlook on life.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

No, I think it's saying

that the Rockies are still interested in Tulo returning. The semicolon implies two independent clauses that are directly related. As for the third part about Brian Wilson and the humidor…I’m not sure how that’s related. He probably heard Tulo was rehabbing in the humidor

by I_Am_Marshall on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nooo!

Our secret is no longer safe!

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

You see.

The Humidor helps the skin absorb Calcium from buttermilk poured on the wound before entering the humidor; that way the calcium is used by the bone healing process quicker and more efficiently.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo will be expected to be removed from the humidor

1 week prior to his rehab assignment to ensure his tendons and muscles remain “springy”.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

It puts the humidor on its skin

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by Mondogarage on Jul 13, 2010 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

What the hell are you talking about?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

6pm?

the game won’t start until closer to 7pm though, what with all the festivities and likely a memorial for Steinbrenner

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Crap. I was afraid of that.

I may have to get the little TV moved up here. I have something starting at 6:30, and I wanna see Ubaldo pitch, too. :(

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

well the NL bats first, right?

so Ubaldo may not get into the game until 7:15+

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, at least we HAVE the little TV, so I have a solution

I forgot we had it last night and was a sad panda because I thought I’d miss St Ubaldo.

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by KelseyC on Jul 13, 2010 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Kind of ironic that George passed away the day of the ASG

I now have 10 hours to convince the wife that I HAVE to watch a meaningless yet meaningful game.

by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 8:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Lucky for me.

My wife is working tonight. I just have to hope she doesn’t have 30 things scheduled on the DVR.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

When this happens I just choose the one I like the least and cancel it

then tell her it didn’t record because I had something else on.

by Rox Fever on Jul 13, 2010 8:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

My wife will be fine as long as its not

So you think you can dance.

:Ilovethatshowtoo:

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 8:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Pssst Russ Andrew Martin gave you the suggestion not atf

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 8:38 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

All Andrews are the same to me.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 8:42 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you Russ.

this totally made my morning.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 8:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously,

I saw Andrew and didn’t both to read the last name. Fixed now.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

that's the second best edition

after World Series MVP Ubaldo Day

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like that day.

Can i has one soon?

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

/swoons

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hamilton Ohio to name street after Jim Tracy?

Link

I guess I never knew he and Aaron Cook were from the same place.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 8:57 AM MDT reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tremendous.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 13, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I really and truly LOL'd ....still am....recarama

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Damn,

I was going to direct everyone to my entry over at SB Nation Denver when it posts in 30 minutes. Boo.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 9:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Not a big deal anyway. I’m just an attention whore anyway.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 9:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Russ, the Carl Crawford to Muzia's attention whoring mojo

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Morning folks

Just reading this rockpile allowed me to put a couple things together, which are now bothering me…see, I knew I was working this evening, and I also knew the ASG was today, but never put the two together to come to the conclusion that I wouldn’t be able to watch it. I probably couldn’t anyway because Silver and I are without TV, but still.

In any case, I ended up going last night, and it was well worth it. Beautiful evening, lots of baseball, and I met some very, very interesting people and spent the whole game chatting with them. That, and the Tourists rallied from behind twice (because they were finishing a suspended game).

Also, I did not see Ian Stewart.

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by Squeaky on Jul 13, 2010 9:15 AM MDT reply actions  

that's too bad

well, I mean it sounds awesome, just too bad you didn’t see Stewie

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

it was

However, I did spend most of the game chatting with a scout for the Mets (the Tourists were playing the Savannah Sand Gnats). So that was very cool.

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by Squeaky on Jul 13, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, well, that and dancing will do that to you

Especially because my bike has a problem holding the lower gears, so I had to climb up the big hill in the highest gear. That was fun.

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by Squeaky on Jul 13, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do the Tourists have a humidor?

Do they doctor or switch out balls? That must be the only way they can make a comeback in the Rockies org.

Sorry, I’m still pissed about the LOLHUMIDORINGCHEATZ thing

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

thought

Renck feels that Uggla’s salary and the Rockies’ potential desire to use him at various infield positions could be obstacles.

Are we capable of acquiring a player and not playing freaking infield-go-round with him? If we get Uggla, whether or not we SHOULD, he should play 2B until he proves he can’t. Then we should talk about a 3B/1B platoon thing or something along those lines.

It drives me nuts that “versatility” = “play every damn player at as many positions as possible unless they are physically unable, ie Giambi”. It’s my biggest beef with the team. I understand that things happen and you need to shuffle players, but that’s what you have utility guys for. Uggla has 2B written on his baseball card, he has played 2B for the Marlins for some time now, he should be the locked-in 2B until, again, he proves he can’t. 1 game with 2 errors is not proof either, Barmes did that on Saturday.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:26 AM MDT reply actions  

Since Uggla

doesn’t want to play multiple positions, does it really help to have a possibly grumpy player on the team?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

hm maybe we should just play him at 2B

and if we’re THAT worried about “oh noes defense” then we can use Herrera as Jamey Carroll and do late inning switches or something.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

but
The Rockies don’t need a second baseman

Renck says so

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by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

fixed

The Rockies don’t does need a second baseman

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
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His name is Dan Uggla!

by Colsportsfan on Jul 13, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Rockies does need a second baseman

that reads swimmingly

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

fixed

The Rockies does need a second baseman

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His name is Dan Uggla!

by Colsportsfan on Jul 13, 2010 4:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I vote for this acquisition now

simply so we have a player nicknamed “Grumpy.”

/Dan ‘grumpy’ Uggla
//could just be Grumpla

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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer Gruggla

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm on the lets get Uggla Bandwagon

but I totally agree with this. Uggla should be at 2b until Tulo gets back and proves he is healthy. If you want to move a guy around the infield, I think thats why God created Clint Barmes.

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by wolf213 on Jul 13, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’ll take my chances with Giambi for a while.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not looking for a savior here.

Frankly, I’m annoyed by trade speculation in general as much as anyone, but on the same channel I’m also tired of people expecting every potential acquisition to be some sort of A grade upgrade rather than simply a better option, which I believe Cantu is to every first baseman we have. It’s nothing but stubborn, incredulous and reactionary behavior.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

What's he going to cost?

Anything in the top ten is an absolute no for him. Really, anything in the top 20.

He’s a streaky, bad defender. Mora/Eldred/Giambi is already better for first and third.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

"Mora/Eldred/Giambi is already better for first and third."

Disagree, disagree and disagree. I would take Cantu at first over any of them.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would trade the following bolded players for 2 months of Cantu.
  1. Christian Friedrich, LHP
  2. Jhoulys Chacin, RHP
  3. Tyler Matzek, LHP
  4. Esmil Rogers, RHP
  5. Wilin Rosario, C
  6. Hector Gomez, SS
  7. Rex Brothers, LHP
  8. Tim Wheeler, OF
  9. Samuel Deduno, RHP
    # Eric Young, Jr., 2B/OF
  10. Michael McKenry, C
  11. Charlie Blackmon, OF
  12. Nolan Arenado, 3B
  13. Chris Balcom-Miller, RHP
  14. Juan Nicasio, RHP
  15. Chris Nelson, SS/2B
  16. Casey Weathers, RHP
    # Chaz Roe, RHP
  17. Kiel Roling, 1B
    # Delta Cleary, OF

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

I hadn’t thought of EY2, but yes, I’d be ok with that as his ceiling is Barmes with less power and better OBP. Not sure I’d do Roe or Cleary. But yes, EY2 is an interesting trade chip.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

I may be underrating Cleary, but I've yet to be really impressed with the admittedly very little I can see in his professional performance so far.

Believe me, I won’t be bothered at all if anyone thinks it’d be silly to give up on Roe or Cleary for Cantu. A good argument might even convince me.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

"Why trade for them when Eldred and Giambi are doing well"

The same reason we are (and should be) looking at second base options; because we can’t rely on players with these profiles that are our current options to keep doing what they’re doing.

For heaven’s sakes, Eldred has had TWO STARTS and you’re already willing to call him hot? Giambi is left handed, as streaky offensively and defensively as Cantu, and much older.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Two months.

Don’t count October chickens before they hatch.

“so how are we so sure that 3 months of Cantu will exceed 3 months of Brad Giambred?”

We can’t, because we can’t predict the future. This is honestly a disingenuous question because you can never be sure of what you get in a trade situation. All you have, just like we predict that Uggla’s defense will not be enough of a liability to un-justify considering him an upgrade, is the best guess you can make, and I think completely legitimately that Cantu provides more than do the other three players, as WELL as Helton.

Could I be wrong? Sure. But anyone considering bringing in another player can be. It’s not as if my situation is unique in this way.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

What would you trade for Cantu?

Would you trade any of the top 20 Purps?

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's incredibly unlikely to happen

we won’t sink another 3M into our first base hole for slight to moderate improvement in production, not to mention the loss of farm depth

I imagine it would take more than a Delta Cleary to make this trade happen

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

But they are cheap

and already in the organization, and will most likely be as productive as Cantu. Besides, I think the eventual solution will be Iannetta anyway.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Iannetta would actually be happier

as 1b or 3b..instead of catcher…?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Would that result in

Herrera giving Olivo days off?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

What

No, Iannetta would give Olivo off days, with Giambi sliding over. Although it would be more likely that McKenry would be called up.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

"will most likely be as productive as Cantu"

But I don’t think they WILL be. That’s my point. At this point, in fact, I consider an upgrade at 1B far more important than an upgrade at 2B.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

No worries about the podcast

But assuming because I think 1B is a bigger priority than 2B means that I don’t think we need a 2B upgrade…. tsk tsk, Muzia.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Barmes, as I always describe him, is the ultimate anomoly.

I have absolutely NO confidence he is not going to suddenly go 0-50 at any given point (I said this in the podcast), even though I often defend him here because of the Barmes Double Standard™.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

In the event that he doesn't

and the team gives Eldred/Giambi time, I wonder if Cantu would get through August waivers.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not a serious suggestion

but I’d love to see Dunn at first base in Coors for half a season, even with the bad D. Completely not worth it, but still neat to think about.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder anyone?

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

and what pray tell

would it take to pry him away from the Brew crew?

Pretty much every player on the purp’s list?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

El Paso, you realize this is not serious correct?

But if it is serious, I’d give up a lot (though I’d have given up more last season). I’m of the mind that WS Flags fly forever, as opposed to the 4-5 year window. Though, I’d like to have it both ways, and the Rockies might be able to do that.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah I guessed as such

I too have thought about what it would take to get the prince here…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

It would take a hell of a lot

But if we’re going to fix 1B, then fix it. He’s an FA at the end of the season, and the Brewers are listening. Win the WS and re-sign him. Easy peezy.

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

It would take half the top ten prospects and 1/5 of the payroll. In no way is it worth it to me.

But I’d still love to see what it’d look like. Big, hairy and scary.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't take any more than what Texas gave up for Lee

would it? And we could handle the pro-rated portion for 2010 (especially if we make the postseason).

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

prince still has another year left until FA

so he will be even more expensive prospect wise than if he was simply a half season rental

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Cots says he signed through 2010

What am I missing?

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

You can't become a free agent until you have over 6 years of service

Fielder is going to have 5+, but not 6. He has to go through arbitration before being signed for 2011.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

what wolf said

ML service: 4.068

that contract he signed was just through two years of Arb but he still has one year left

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

what?

move someone who is not a 1B to 1B?

but what will Todd say?!

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

i do as well

cantu had a hot april and has sucked ever since. his defense is just as bad as ugglas if not worse and his bat is barely above barmes plus he hasnt played 2b since 2007

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Huh?

I never said I wanted him at 2B.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

and he'll only be Type B

so the demanded trade value will be significantly lower

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

but we'd still have to give up something for him. cantu would be a total rental and very small upgrade

with uggla you would get a larger upgrade than cantu for not only this year but next year as well

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

"but we'd still have to give up something for him"

And if it’s unreasonable, then obviously forget it. I’m not here trying to tell you we should give up prized commodities for Cantu. He’s a name that should be considered because he’s cheap, available, needs no commitment beyond the end of the season and addresses a need the team has.

“not only this year but next year as well”

Also $8-$10 million more expensive. Don’t forget that.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not directing this at you

but it kills me how spoiled we are by the extensions O’Dowd has signed our players too

The fanbase is shocked – SHOCKED – that a contract for a good player may not be absurdly team-friendly.

Bad news kids, sometimes you have to gasp pay money for good players, and we can’t just shuffle bad contracts away.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you.

We will have plenty of money (for us) this offseason, why not spend on the FA market for pieces we KNOW we can’t fill in house

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

And I'm not saying we necessarily shouldn't.

I think, honestly, people forgetting about the budget is a far, FAR more common disease than being too conservative with money, except in the case of people complaining about contracts like Corpas’ or Cook’s not looking so hot now, in which case I completely understand.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Having Uggla for 8-10 mill for one frakkin year is not the worst thing that happened.

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

There's plenty of money to be freed up next year

that Uggla wouldn’t represent a net increase in payroll after factoring in JDLR leaving, and Francis and Barmes taking a paycut (hopefully).

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

"There's plenty of money to be freed up next year"

Yes, there is. I’ve been the one constantly arguing that this gives us a great deal of freedom to spend, actually, particularly when it comes to defending turning down Francis’ option year.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

at least we aren't playing Aubrey Huff in left field?

it’s frustrating to be sure, but it could always be worse

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno, Aubrey Huff's offense was pretty amazing here at Coors

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

think he stole Fred Lewis's mojo

or found Fred’s secret cape he had stashed away in the away CF clubhouse.

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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Something...I mean Aubrey "Jane Austen" Huff???

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

to what degree

Just tossing this out there….is the “he’s versitile” talk an effort to sell the trade to fans who now love Jonny H. at 2nd and Barmes at short? All the while knowing that one, perhaps both will drop off dramatically.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

weren't the same phrases thrown out there at the Mora signing?

and he’s played four positions so far this year

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

But i don’t think anyone in the FO has made any representations that Mora = Uggla.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have an interesting Allstar related discussion topic

If we could lock up one, and only one, of our Allstars (Tulo or Ubaldo, and heck I will throw in Cargo as well) to a lifetime contract with the Rockies, which one would you pick.

I love Ubaldo, but I think I would go with Tulo on this one, though it would be very close.

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by wolf213 on Jul 13, 2010 9:28 AM MDT reply actions  

Tulo hands down

SS is QB on the baseball field

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

but but Tulo is a tad injury prone ......

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Regardless...

he’s the face of the franchise. He’d be my pick too.

I got nothing.

by nkrause on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Clap clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap

nuff said

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm torn between Ubaldo and Tulo...

But yes I totally agree that SS is QB in on the field….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

start ur clapping girl

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

clapclap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap

UTulo!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

thank you

we must be lock step here at the row

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo

easy question.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

To be contrarian, I'll say CarGo

Tulo has already shown he’s a team player and will sign a reasonable deal. CarGo is a Boras client, so I’d choose him for a magical lifetime deal, since he almost certainly gone otherwise.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

The chances of Ubaldo flaming out

or having his arm implode, are very high in the next five years. So, no.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

TULO!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so biased here it’s not even funny though. Tulo embodies what I want the Rockies franchise to become.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

a mullet franchise

Business up front, party in the back…

I can get on board for that!

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I love how Tulo just does not accept losing

When he called out the team as a rookie in 2007 when they were 18-27 and said that the Rockies were too good to have that record I knew this guy was unique. He’s a guy who has a chance to change how people view the Rockies as a franchise both on and off the field. He’s even said that his goal is to make people associate the Colorado Rockies with winning. I mean how awesome is that?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm betting Ubaldo does too, but just isn't as vocal about it.

But I love Tulo, don’t get me wrong

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

But this is what separates Tulo from Ubaldo

Tulo is transforming this franchise both on and off the field because he’s vocal about it.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo has the potential for alienating some outside the fanbase.

Ubaldo is someone everyone can love.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Your goal shouldn't be to get everyone to like you because it's just not realistic

Tulo has more than enough admirable qualities to make most fans respect our team

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was being a tad facetious...just a tad.

It’s like Dustin Pedroia, I can’t stand the guy, I think he’s a great player, but I wouldn’t follow him or get anything of gear. .I agree with Muzia on this point. Tulo is a fantastic player and leader.

Ubaldo leads the other pitchers by example, work ethic and humility. I tend to think his humility is more approachable for non-Rockie fans to dial in…do you see what I mean?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Eh maybe it just depends on your perosnality

I can honestly say that Tulo’s outspoken drive to be the best at everything he does has become someing that I try to apply to my own life.

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

C'mon. Tulo doesn't photograph well.

Whereas Pedroia is like a Casey Affleck: Boston dreamboats.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Casey Affleck is good looking by any standards

Casey Affleck is offended. I’m offended for Casey Affleck.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Are they (Pedroia, little Affleck) not comparables?

I can’t really say; it was just the first person that seemed physically similar.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Casey Affleck

Casey Affleck

Not with photoshop or soft lighting will Pedroia ever look this good, or look as good as the bunny ( no idea what that is all about).

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

I LOVED The Killer Inside Me

Though it seems to be quite contentious. A lot of people hated it with a passion.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

desperately need to see it

see this is the type of movie you should invite me to, who else would go see it with me

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would!!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

but we can't hang out outside of PR

wait, are you changing your stance on this???

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

I never said we couldn't hang out! Where did this lie start?

Then again, I don’t exist. So there’s that

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, SDCat doesn't exist?

So…she’s like a Rockies-loving AI program?

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's the leading theory right now...

Too busy for the BBBQ, wrong timing on the SBN_Denver meetup, in SD for the July game…

It all adds up …

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno, the constant resistance everytime I ask if you want to catch a game or not showing up to BBBQ or

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

What resistance...dude? Timing sucks :(

I’m offended :(
/harumph

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe when I get back..

It’s very difficult to plan anything right now. The situation with my Mom, and me trying to move. It’s just bad bad life situations….truthfully.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I understand

you know I’m just joshing you

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Cat does not exist in this scenario

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

What if I am there?

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha

stupid photoshop not working…grr…

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

My mental image is pretty much what your

pictures have already suggested.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Loved him in Jesse James

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

/heart flutters

I really need to buy that movie

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I watch this every time its I come across it.

Its on AMC semi-regularly

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

no cable for me atm :-(

I will have to buy the blu ray

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

word

movie kinda sucked (was too long) but he played a great character

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

LIES

I loved the length of that movie

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

This movie did not suck on any level.

It was beautiful. A crime it didn’t get more awards…and Casey Affleck was robbed for the supporting actor Oscar

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am no Roger Ebert

but the length of the title was a precursor to what it felt like waiting for Jesse James to be killed…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

this

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

what?!?!?

and 61 wasn’t about 61homeruns…
Just kidding…Patience isn’t my strong suit in movies…I will rephrase due to strong interest, Its a movie I need to revisit…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Patience is what it takes to watch this film

It’s a slow burn of watching one man’s insecurities take over to prove himself worthy…of something in his mind.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

and utterly heartbreaking and beautiful

gah…I love this film. It’s meditative really. The score is mesmerizing…Casey Affleck was mesmerizing.
They should re=release it with a title of

“The Mesmerization of the Coward Robert Ford” or something

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Proposition was a similar (and significantlybetter, IMO) film.

Even though I loved both, The Proposition is in my top 5 of the decade. Also more Nick Cave awesomeness

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Agree with the Proposition

but a little too violent for me. I liked it to be sure, but it was much more disturbing. I’ll watch anything with Guy Pearce

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've watched it a couple of times

actually. It was definitely brilliant. I guess I was just shocked at the sudden violence I didn’t see coming.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yes. Saw it 3 times.

I was sad that Guy Pearce was not featured more.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

I wasn't...

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Lt. Exley FTW

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

awwww

bunny…

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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh

He’s not quite Kevin Youkilis. Pedroia really is an apt comparison. I have HUGE respect for both Tulo and Pedroia’s talent, but they’re not the kind of people I’d enjoy being around. I’ve defended Pedroia numerous times, though. I get the impression that even though I am landing negative on them in this discussion, I’ll end up being in a position where a Tulo on my team winds up being overrated (not talent wise, just personally) in my view, b7ut a Tulo or Pedroia on an opposing team also doesn’t bother me as much as some.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've always thought the "on-field leader" was a bit overblown for Tulo

that kind of stuff is always written when the times are good. When they’re bad, it gets written as a grating presence exacerbating tensions in the clubhouse. Generally, I think it’s a mirage.

I like that he’s competitive and all, but wouldn’t know where to begin defining his leadership.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Do you think the Rockies make the playoffs in 2007 if he doesn't call out the team as a rookie when they were 18-27?

I certainly don’t

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

Maybe? What if Clint Hurdle gave KazMat a hug that changed everything?

I mean, purely personal, but I think the answer to that question is 50/50.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

or blessed souls? :P

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't credit Tulo for Rocktober

that was way beyond one person

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

He called the team out in May

I don’t think they would have been in position to make that happen if it were not for Tulo’s clubhouse presence. (Not to mention he backed it up the next day with a game sinning hit)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

sinning winning

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

In other world they went from 9 games under .500 to four game over

That’s no small feat

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

and that still wouldn't have been enough

thank Atkins for remembering to be awesome the second half. Thank any number of things.

I seriously doubt Tulo’s callout caused Josh Fogg to pitch well.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo changed the demeanor of the team that day

Here was a guy who was on winning teams his whole life suddenly on a team who had done almost nothing but lose. The Rockies became his team that day because he was outspoken about how unacceptable the Rockies continuing to lose would be to him.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

did he also sell his soul to the devil?

because that’s the only way you can convince me a single person had anything to do with Rocktober. That was a team that decided not to lose and inexplicably made it happen.

The beauty of 2007 is that it was the entire team picking each other up

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

It was the kid that passed away..

It was destiny

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh no

I’m not saying that he’s the only one responsible at all. In September and October it was a complete team effort. I’m giving Tulo credit for being the biggest reason why the Rockies were in a position to make that happen before September/October

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm crediting Q

those years of pixie dust paid off

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Q for Mayor of purple Row

Anyone who puts lambourgini doors on a Chrystler 300 has the type of moxie to make good desicions

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

for the same reasons I hate the living crap out of Dustin Pedroia

I know he’s pretty great, just like I know Tulo is awesome, but they are both arrogant douchey players that I really can’t love.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa...you think Tulo is douchey?

/thud

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

absolutely

you will never see me purchase a Tulo jersey. He’s on my team so YAY but I can never really love the guy. Honest.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

I just don't understand what he's done that makes you think he's a douche

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

But will you when he doesn't hit .300 ?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

You know i'm going to take he side no matter what though :-)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have his jersey :(

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

We can be friends :-)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

that's not a bad thing

I just couldn’t buy one, there’s a mental block or something

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'll convice you man, I'll convince you :-)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'll make a fanpost

(it will take a while to write though)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

and my comment will likely be

“yeah but he still seems kinda douchey and I can’t love him”

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nah

I have quite a stroy to tell

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

then go for it

let me know when it’s done

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Okay

It will take a while to put together though

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Me TOO!!! : D

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think that sums it up well

he sets off my douchebag alarm and I can’t explain it

I’m glad he’s here though.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, this

maybe I just don’t like California who knows. I just can’t fully support the guy as a person

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

/Cali based Cat is a sad panda

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

California is a great place.

Its the people that make it suck. ;)

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

we can be hated together I guess

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

you're from Cali too?

Norcal is okay I guess

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

Born one hour west of Santa Barbara.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

hmmm

we may have to battle to the death.

I’ll be the Gorn. He wins, right?

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

But you're

roadtripping to Cali.

Oh, I need details about this in case you won’t be around SB Nation Denver for a few days.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

See I actually like him more as a person than as a player

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

As far as professional athletes go

as for arrogance I think both Pedroia and Tulo are pretty calm. When you compare them to Lebron, Clemens, A Rod, Woods

by arpagamos on Jul 13, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's a competitive arrogance

I know they are damn good, but I just can’t really get behind the way they play. It’s hard to explain, just a gut feeling I’ve always had with Tulo and Pedroia both.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm confused?

Competitive arrogance, what the hell is that?

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

me too

I want Tulo as a leader on the team to play with a competitive arrogance as long as they are good team mates

by arpagamos on Jul 13, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

So

He does well, so he is a douch?

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

A: I disagree this makes Pedroia a douche

B: Tulo never did this

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's more of a "yeah Im a badass look at me do my job so well"

you know when you see an opposing player hit a homer off your pitcher in the 3rd inning and he sits in the batters box to watch it fly? That’s the vibe I get all the time with Tulo, even when I can still go “WOW DEFENSE” at the same time

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Um, most players watch their home runs

Have you ever seen a player just lower their head and book it like it was an infield hit? No. Come on, that is a weak argument to hate someone on.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've seen tons of players lower their heads and book it

but I’m talking about the guys who just stand there, admiring their own awesomeness. HATEHATEHATE

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've tried to give benefit of doubt on this piont

that said player(s) are watching, to see if it was going foul or not.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno, Olivo had the worst bat flip I've seen so far this year.

I mean, it was completely awesome as a Rockies fan, don’t get me wrong.

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tough call on this point.

I like the well timed bat flip also. I can also except the standing and staring if its like in the playoffs. I dunno, I think its all in the timing.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Timing is key. Celebrating when celebrating is deserved doesn’t bother me at all. More of this “unwritten rules” idiocy.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

that was a walkoff though

I’m talking like when you are down by 7 runs or something

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ohhh, okay, I must have missed that.

Well sure, that makes watching your own homer infinitely more douchey.

Does Tulo watch his own homers, though? I’ve never really noticed.

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not usually.

His cockiness isn’t really that kind.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen any Rockies players stand and watch like Bonds

Walking the first 30 feet down to first.

After a certain point, you know if you got it. Smith watched his walkoff the whole way, but he jogged the whole way. You can tell when Cargo knows, the back hand drops the bat immediately but he still starts jogging right away. There’s differences.

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SMETH SITH!

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by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I actually admire this

I hate that he did it against the Rockies but I just love to see fire in players like that

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Were just going to have to agree to disagree here

Tulo is EXACTLY what I want in a player both on and off the field. Not only has he become my favorite player but he’s also my favorite character on the Rockies

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

it wasn't really an argument to begin with

I can’t speak for Muzia, but I’m not trying to sway you. You asked, he answered, I followed up

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, Spilly is my favorite character

We have to ride the success of Ubaldo’s pitching. It’s never happened before with the Rockies.

I think most fans think of the burnouts of Hampton/Neagle with pitching and LOL about COORZFELD with the hitting. Ubaldo is doing something that this team needs for serious respect throughout the league and with fans.

  I don’t think Tulo is douchy, but he is rather cocky…..but he can walk the talk, when he’s not hurt. I want him on my team too believe you me!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

There is a difference between the selfish arrogance of the A Rods of the world...

… and the more overconfident, youthful cockiness of the Tulos of the world. Believe me, I would take Tulo’s personality over A Rod’s any day. That doesn’t change the fact that I don’t really like Tulo’s behavior. It’s not particularly controversial or self-absorbed, but it is naive, ubervigorous, and as I said before, cocky.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

No,

it’s confident. That is what I want to see in a player. It would suck if he turned into a Khalil Greene or Zack Greinke before he get a lot of therapy.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo Jimenez.
Huston Street.
Jason Hammel.

All incredibly confident, all completely different than what you consider “confidence” in Tulo.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

AHH!!!!ITS AN OUTRAGE!

I just can’t belive this, I , I don’t know what to say.
Sure Tulo could be arrogant, but I love him anyways. Its probably one of the reasons I do: he is very competitive and has a strong passion for the game and is not afraid to show it. I am a very proud owner of a Tulo jersey.

I dunno, the ways he is cocky and stuff is who he is, and I’m perfectly fine with that. He kinda reminds me of me in real life: I am a very competitive person who loves baseball, and sometimes I’m obnoxoius when I show it IRL.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

ruh roh...guys,

we know its bad when PIP has gotten riled up.

actually if holly96 gets riled up, we’re in deep doo-doo

I’m joshin’ ya PIP

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

PIP

that is the best argument ever!

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

<3 PIP

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

annnd flagged

because PIP was mean to me and hurt my feelings

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think he meant hurted

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

no I genuinely heart PIP

but I flagged it because

a) I’ve never flagged a post before

b) it was funny

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

boo!

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was joking :)

golly gee…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

unflagged for lesson learned.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

See, now I want to carry around a thing of sticky notes

With “Flagged!” and “Rec’d!” written on them.

So I can stick them to things I like and don’t like.

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol'd truly

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Probably depends on if Kitty made it to the catbox

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

rec'd!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

There's a Book of Rockahol?

I thought Rockahol was a drink.

Man, I miss everything not being here for Rockpiles.

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...so PIP wins today's Rockpile

what gift does she receive, Don Pardo?

rec

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

or wait was that Martine Prado....quick ask Charlie Manuel.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

This was the joke. You, sir, got it!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ok,

You are now pardoned. Pip’s mercy has been bestowed upon thee.

I am really shocked, but everyone is, after all, entitled to their own opinions.

No matter how wrong they are. ; )
(Just kidding. Kinda.)

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

by the way,

I <3 you too, Muzia. You’re still one of my favorites even though your wrong ; J

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

awwww

Mama said I was born wrong so I’m used to it

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You certainly are special.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Green'd

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I’m not riled, though I don’t agree with some of the comments.

I guess it comes down to the fact that different people like different personalities. None of us actually know any of these players on a personal level. So all we really have to go on is what we see on tv or what interviews we read or what brief encounters we might have. None of that really truly lets us know a person.

So since we don’t, we all make judgments that may or may not be accurate, so I really don’t think there’s any right or wrong, here.

by holly96 on Jul 13, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Finally

it took a long, long time to get to this absurdly rational, realistic post. Well done, and thank you. The rest of this thread…wow.

by Teekalong on Jul 13, 2010 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Well, I’m glad it was appreciated.

by holly96 on Jul 13, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can honestly say I understand this sentiment

I disagree with it, but definitely can see where your coming from.

Tulo is a guy you want on your side,other wise other than admiring his play I could see not liking him…

Even Longoria strikes me the same way, No. Cali, pretty boy, Would steal ur girl at the bar after you bought all the jello shots

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

yes, explain please

The best things in life are Tulo dingers, Ubaldo strikeouts, and uh, yeah.

by squalene203 on Jul 13, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

A Mart!!!!!

you have sum ’Spaining to do

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

just stop that.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

TW.....meh

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Does AMart

Have the Purple Light Special?

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is it the ricky ricardo reference or

Andrew’s awesome nickname u have a problem with?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'll weigh in on Maria's side here

The nickname is decidely not awesome.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

but the reaction to it is!!!!!

I like how A mart himself will refuse to acknowledge it…Well played sir, well played

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

probably because

it lacks awesome.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

I

wouldn’t say it is awesome.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

fine...but I like the simple nicknames

Double M

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

How about

Sea of Bitterness?

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

eh lazy

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

we like to be fed RMN

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's nothing I've never done on Facebook before.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

did he make a photocopy of his schlong?

because I’ve found that is frowned upon in most professional settings…
Who knew?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

it has something to do with the phrase

The Pen is Mightier.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

wow ....MY sick head

accidentally guessed right…Ha

Send ur penis to a friend…Ingenious…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm a bit leaning this way....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo hands down

For two reasons Ubaldo hasn’t had any serious injuries and he is currently the very best at what he does. Tulo seems to unfortunately find his way to the DL a couple times each year and while he is among the best at what he does he can be streaky. I also feel that Tulo isn’t clutch at the plate. See last years play off series vs Philly. That being said I would love to keep both of them.

by arpagamos on Jul 13, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Here is the thing.

Ubaldo is only on the field every five games. It is hard to be a “team leader” when you aren’t out there for every game.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Okay that gets leader in the clubhouse for funny comment of the day

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well Helton

is a completely different beast – he was awesome for so many years it is hard for the guys not to listen to him when he speaks out.

I see Tulo as the guy that can call people out because of his outspoken nature – but his skills and work ethic is what gets people to listen. You need a guy like that in the clubhouse – and I love Ubaldo but I don’t think he is the kind of guy that can call out players or the team as a whole in general. Just not in his personality.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maria you missed my joke

even Cat thought it was funny

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

shut your word whole

/sarcasm

I got your joke too. I lol’d out loud.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah maybe

and maybe Tulo is a great team leader, but without Ubaldo this year I think at best we would be a couple of games above .500. Now Ubaldo isn’t going to win games like this every year, but having him as an ace who can stop a loosing streak or just provide a much needed win is priceless

by arpagamos on Jul 13, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

But you need a guy in the clubhouse

who can call out guys who aren’t playing up to their potential.

I don’t see Ubaldo being that type of guy.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

For me the Rockies franchise changed forever when Tulo called out the team as a rookie in 2007 for underperforming.

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I can't say for sure that other than some sort of sporting tradition, that there is any emprical egvidence that this actually IS necessary.

This should be the job of the coaches and veterans more than some young upstart like Tulo, IMO. While sporting traditionalists (of which I am NOT) may disagree, I don’t see any reason why we need a little firestarter in the dugout. Even if it DOES help the team more than I am acknowledging, it also doesn’t mean he’s more valuable than Jimenez, as I suggested before.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's possible Ubaldo does this is less confrontational manner?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

Doesn’t seem to mesh with his personality types.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

In other words, he's too "nice" for that.

I’d agree, I still just don’t know how necessary it is for a fiery Tulo type to be around.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think every team

needs someone that can be a catalyst on the field and in the dugout.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

TULO

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

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by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 13, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Someone want to refresh me?

Why is everyone saying NO NO NO to Uggla?

Comparing numbers, I’d be stoked to have Uggla as a 2B. Plus, it would make our line-up freaking sweet. I’m a bit tired of Barmes using a random streak to make us ignore the 2B issue, then having him go 0-102934342 in the playoffs. Plus, I can’t think of a guy (Barmes) I’d rather have as a super utility.

Just sayin’

by roxintober on Jul 13, 2010 10:11 AM MDT reply actions  

I refuse to believe

That defense is the only reason we’d skip over a 3.2 WARP player to keep a 1.7 WARP player.

by roxintober on Jul 13, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not against the trade

I’m not the most gigantic fan, but I’m like a solid 7.5/10 on it, with 5 being absolute “meh”

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

That particular 2B is in the Springs right now....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Kaz is the answer

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

2007 OPS+ of 87

you’re right

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

It also seems we don't want to

give up any top or elite prospects to only have him for two months. I’m all in favor of trading for the Uggla, but been very quiet about it.

by arpagamos on Jul 13, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

There comes a time

Where the opportunity to WIN exposes itself. Like right now. Plus, it’s not like Uggla is going to have a big-time prospect draw like we’ve seen from other players.

Also, this is different, in my opinion, than the normal Woody Paige/Denver Post ranting about making a big trade. They normally want a pitcher or someone outrageous like “OMG SIGN ICHRIO!1” This is Dan Uggla.

by roxintober on Jul 13, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

you are underestimating the Marlins' FO

Uggla is absolutely going to cost a couple of good prospects. He’s an excellent offensive option at a premium “position” (for the ladies out there) and isn’t a simple rental

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fine.

Make it happen. The Padres/Dodgers/Giants all want to win as well, and will do what it takes to do it. There comes a time where an organization has to realize it’s no longer developing (not an insult), but that it is time to win. Plus, win now, more money now.

Just as a thought, Kaz was a 3.9 WARP player for us in 2007, Uggla has a 3.2 WARP, and we’re halfway through the season.

by roxintober on Jul 13, 2010 10:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Further

we have a couple of guys from 1-15 on the prospect list that are worth trading for Uggla. The other argument I haven’t heard anyone make is that at least it seems that Uggla has been great at Coors.

by arpagamos on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm right there with you, man

and I think DOD realizes we are in the heart of our window, the division is up for grabs, and the current 2B situation won’t last.

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Plus,

How easy would it be for the Dodgers or Padres, or even the Giants to bust a big deal to put them over the top this year, or in the offseason, and we are just sitting around saying:

“what the hell just happened”

by roxintober on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

2-3 more wins in July/August means a bigger cushion in September, means Ubaldo/Chacin, etc can rest a bit for October.

Ripple effect.

by deacs on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Impact bat

If we could get him without giving up our big 3 and Nelson, genius move.

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Uggla is “historically” not as good in the second half. Although 2009 was good.

by dsmba on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

All-Star Game Thread/Wrap

I’m going to post these tonight, in case anyone is wondering and/or interested.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 10:27 AM MDT reply actions  

awesome

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

This

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

But stealing bandwidth

is the in thing to do.

p.s. (And I don’t have access to my web server right now)

p.p.s. I would love the ability to edit my own comment so I can change the url link later when I do have access to my web server.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

did that post what it was supposed to post, or is that what shows up when you hotlink now?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

No

That happens when you try to link to an image on a site that doesn’t allow hotlinking. This is why we ask that images you post on PR are saved in an account of your own somewhere.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

*snort*

is everybody seriously this internet unsavvy

DO NOT GODDAMN HOTLINK AND THE NEXT PERSON WHO GETS CAUGHT DOING IT GETS BANNED

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Would it be possible to replace my image link

With this:
http://sites.google.com/site/noahtestpage/_/rsrc/1279042376591/home/OnNoticeEasy.jpg

Since I don’t have edit privileges.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I will look in the COC and post it the right way.

And its foolish not to have edit ability. I humbly request to have my original post deleted.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's gonna stay up

not so I can be all WA HA MOD POWER but because it’ll hide everything threaded underneath it.

We all want edit ability but it ain’t happening now.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

I totally understand that it is out of your power.

I wonder why the people that run SBNation don’t have this functionality available.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

The SBN format is a little unusual, and therefore in some sense, experimental.

I get the impression they look at this more like a chat room than a traditional message board or forum. And keep in mind that these are technically still regular blog comments, which are very commonly uneditable. An edit feature will do well sometime, though.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

It really is more of a blog

than a forum/message board.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it is a blog

But the operation of the comments section is different from most, bringing in new theoretical concepts of how it operates.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think I'm confused as to where I've been this whole time

This isn’t the AOL chat room for baseball?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

The one I meant to post

Before not reading instructions. (Damn my A type personality trends).

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

I saw that on the site...

figured it was yours.

I got nothing.

by nkrause on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

going green I hope

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

What about..

Was Steinbrenner a visionary?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree...

My arguments had NOTHING to do with either like nor dislike of the Yankees, and neither did deacs impassioned defense of Steinbrenner.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

fair enough

nkrause, update the Big Board!

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Word.

I don’t like this “being all serious and shit”

It’s so much more fun to poke around and make meaningless smartass comments.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

its a good change though

today’s massive rockpile is actually baseball related, who knew we could even do that?

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

only

one topic really took off that wasn’t baseball related.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

and even that was tangentally (sp) related because it was about Dustin Pedroia

and Casey Affleck and Casey Affleck is a Red Sox fan…which I really try to ignore.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Who's surprised that The jDub could?

Raise your hands…

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by The jDub on Jul 13, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

/raises hand.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

.

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Giambred

leaves out the melvin…

How bout: Melvin EL Giamb-awpe- Ianetta…

SO many are going to hyphens these days

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:36 AM MDT reply actions  

thats a little better on the uniform letter stitcher

motion seconded and….

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why don't we make the new super 1st baseman out of parts of each player

Giambi’s tattoos.
Eldred’s dopey grin.
Iannetta’s patience at the plate.
Hawpe’s fastball mashitude and quiet confidence.
A pinch of power from each player above.
And Todd Helton’s glove and veteranarieness.

This new player is called Heltoneldred Giahawpanetta.

We make room for him by trading Mora for Uggla.

Problem solved!

by blackmet on Jul 13, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, I just realized the roster move don't work.

UMMMM…OK. We still trade Mora for Uggla. And then we hide Johnny Herrera in a laundry basket.

by blackmet on Jul 13, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

this recovery made me chuckle

one of those “I’m leaning back in my chair to stretch at that second so a chuckle pops out much louder than intended” kinds of chuckles

mainly at the thought of Johnny Herrera poking his head out of a pile of laundry

by Andrew Martin on Jul 13, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm cool with Cantu

Cantu will be cheap prospect-wise and won’t command a metric assload in arbitration like Daniel Cooley UGGALAAHHH, and I’m not willing to bet that Big Country will have any more success than he’s already had. He has a hole in his swing the size of a bathtub. Cantu might see a LOLCORZ and/or ZOMGIMAPLAYINFOARCONTENDOR resurgence as well, and I like his versatility, even if he defense is meh (see: MelMo).

To summarize: Low risk, potentially high reward.

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:38 AM MDT reply actions  

To summarize:

What the Rockies have been doing with all their signings/trades over the last few years.

We need a impact player. Sorry, but you don’t get impact players from low risk/high reward situations.

by roxintober on Jul 13, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

I believe Conor Graham and Brandon Hynick were both Purps last year

and DOD turned them into Contreras and Betancourt, both excellent moves.

I am looking forward to this trade deadline, DOD is buying

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

before the season yeah

I was just thinking deadline, but that was an excellent move as well

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

A small upgrade (Beimel + Betancourt last year) may be all we get a chance to launch, though.

Impact trades don’t grow on trees, so to speak. A LOT has to happen from a LOT of different perspectives to make them go. I’m not saying an impact trade can’t or won’t happen, just that it’s not something that is as simple as “let’s make an impact trade”.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ramon Ramirez for Jorge De La Rosa

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

not to mention, a DFA'D Jorge De La Rosa no less!

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Like many of my past midnight desicions in college

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

+1

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

it was probably an even lower risk and higher reward move than getting Cantu

Ramirez didn’t make our opening day roster either, IIRC.

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

He didn't make it because we traded hWim

ell, that an we needed Micah Bowie because he was a lefty and Kip Wells because he was signed for 3+ million.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

opening day starter Kip Wells

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

true

He had a ridiculously good season with KC

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Padres, Giants and Rays all after Corey Hart

looks like he’s the hot item atop the charts on our rival’s wishlists

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 10:51 AM MDT reply actions  

OT: speaking of charts....

I found this one from Sirius Radio’s BPM station last night

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

+5280

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's on the youtube

look up my first kiss remix and it should be the first result. There’s a download link in the description

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not convinced that he's the kind of player that will be an impact bat in the second half.

He came crashing back to earth after his ASG appearance in 2008 too

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

(this being a replay fail for the Corey Hart discussion)

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

this thread has gone mad :)

and is wildly entertaining but I have to finish staining my fence before it hits 100…

I look forward to reading more mass hysteria on my return.

Tornadough! Tornadough! Tornadough!

by WalkInRight on Jul 13, 2010 11:24 AM MDT reply actions  

TODAY

is the day I’m productive at work. Also out.

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 13, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

RIP George Steinbrenner

Go Ubaldo and NL tonight!…get it done…and good stuff with Tulo hopefully he is back asap

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

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by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 13, 2010 11:25 AM MDT reply actions  

Okay

So what would you guys give up for Uggla if DOD is truly after him?

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:26 AM MDT reply actions  

It would take more than that, he would be the centerpiece though

What I’m interested in is what the Marlins and their fans want for him.

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I guess the point is that I START at Esmil ROgers, and see if they want throw ins.

Speculating about trades in ways like “it would take more than that” doesn’t tend to be productive, as we’re not in the conference room with them. I’m not giving up anyone with more talent than that, but more players may be worth considering.

This is precisely why I avoid amateur trade fantasy.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

this is how i would like it to play out

start with rogers see what else they want. but the big 3 are untouchable and i would not do rogers AND rosario.

maybe rogers and EY gets it done?

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't do Rosario period.

If they want a catcher, toss in McKenry as a second or third player. McKenry, projecting as a backup, is often overlooked or shrugged off in trade discussions because he’s not Rosario, but he would definitely be an attractive piece in a trade package.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

What about Pacheco?

I realize he’d old for the level, but does he have more value than McKenry?

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

arent there still concerns on if rosario will stick at C?

if hes going to be a guaranteed C then yes i would consider him untouchable and make it a big 4.

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

he has a pretty good arm and is improving defensively, according to what I've read

still young though, so it’s hard to see where he ends up. His value is at catcher though

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's looking more and more likely he can stay there.

There was some concern about him getting stuck behind Iannetta and McKenry, but it looks like that won’t be a concern. As for any other reasons why he may need to be converted, I am unfamiliar with them and you should ask one of our resident scout types.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Morales

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

We could throw in

Corpas to sweeten the pot a little bit…

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

dont forget cook and francis

because you know they are veterans and that would free up salary cap space for us to make other moves

by purplesocks on Jul 13, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

If he can, he's an outfielder

Because all 2nd basemen are outfielders too.

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

/laughing

(mostly because I hate Melo though)

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

ffffff

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey when Melo does play defense, he's pretty good at it.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not with the cool kids..like Maria, Muzia and well you....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, then you're out ...lol

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Poor RMN

I really hope that horrid name doesn’t stick.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

not true.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't been reading the entire Rockpiles recently, and I missed the initial discussion, but in the past two days...

… I’ve seen like five comments about disliking it and all of them have been yours. Small sample size, I guess. :D

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Clearly you are ignoring mine. Mostly because I said I would never "utter" the name again.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

here is a shocker

SdCat doesn’t like it either…

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

But I like you.

isn’t that enough?

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe we could call you

A. I.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

I was going for the a.i. from Spielberg….

you know, tying it into Rowbots

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

And I was about to go into a deconstruction of why I hate it

But that’s a debate for another day, particularly because a surprisingly large amount of pe0ople have come around to liking it.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

A.I. the film

or A.I. the player :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it...Thought it was lacking a bit.

However I did adore Minority Report, despite the presence of Tom Cruise

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm really looking for a way to include

A reference to Primer here. But I’ve got nothing.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh I ♥ Primer so much.

The most realistic time travel movie ever.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I need to try it again

I fell asleep for about 2 min in the middle because I was exhausted and was completely lost for the rest of it

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Its definitely a little difficult to follow.

But its such a brilliant film.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Primer...why do I not not of this film...

/googling now

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

its on netflix streaming

short and full of headaches

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not surprised you're unfamiliar with it.

Even as a film nerd, I only because aware of it about a year AFTER its release, which is rare for me.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Weird,

I heard of it before limited release, but never got a chance to see it until much later.

Liked.

Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did not know this...or didn't remember or something

Wow, that’s saying something! I actually really really loved that film. That was when I first fell in love with Colin Farrell. And thought he totally stole the movie from Tom Cruise.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh this is awesome. Well done

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

are you writing a book like Ebert?

and to steal from Muzia. the book should be called FilmMarauder

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

disappoint :(

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

But my not liking you has nothing to do with my not liking this terrible nickname.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

will they be your lips?

Oh COME ON….you all thought it

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

not until now

and now that is all I can picture…

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

very

supple – at least from what I have seen in the pictures.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Kenyon covered those up. Apparently he and Trina broke up

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

However, if you do start referring to yourself, not only in third person

but third person nickname, you will take on this whole new aura of awesome.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

or Ricky Hendersonnes

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

What would mine be if that was the case:

MMont?

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

it was hillarious

even if it is wrong.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

ok.

you are awesome.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

it fits the hot dog

persona I have worked so hard to establish here.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

YES

Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

DOH

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

not too shabby.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like your name.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

My last name generated the most jokes in school

I dare not say it here, but suffice it to say, I win this debate hands down.

/twitches remembering horrible jokes and bad nicknames

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or

Maria Diarrhea?

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

My Given Name is

Noah. I was teased forever until I learned not to care about it anymore.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

And I hated the Sunday School song.

There were others. The favorite of kids in Elementary school was Noah Knowitall.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes worse

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow...

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow

The kids at your school are jerks.

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

and my brother...

and cousins…..

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least thats funny and not offensive

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mulva?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 13, 2010 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

gipple?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

it would get rather confusing.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

Too many fricken Ms!!!!

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

it is actually more of a take off of KMart, the Denver basketball player

Hence the comments above about lip tattoos on the neck, trading draft picks, $20mil/yr for two bad knees etc

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 13, 2010 1:46 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

most nicknames are not a function of what u wish to

be called but rather what people say when then see you….

A Mart…I could imagine myself yelling this when u enter a bar….

I dont know if you’d respond but that would only embolden me…

I gots a friend nicknamed shitpants, he don’t like it, but it stuck

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 13, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

I almost flagged this.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

I very much laughed at it.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

to be honest

I did too.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh

you were talking about my post – I thought you were talking about Muzia’s..

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

The joke was that you almost flagged his, and I almost rec’d yours.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

i gotcha now.

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey man

You’re talking to a kid with “Berger” as his last name. Little Matt doesn’t faze me. Mattman does, however.

by MattBerger on Jul 13, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

If there was an explanation for RMN

So people could actually associate AMart with RMN might be helpful in squashing AMart.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

rockiesmagicnumber was his original handle.

Abbreviated to RMN

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Handle?

Tis a user name, not a handle. The people here are giant nerds, but not enough to be CB Radio nerds.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

tell that to Muzia

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

I like the word “handle”

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

We ain’t truckers, and we ain’t CB nerds, we are internet nerds. We have user names, damn it.
(BTW, considering all the flat out retarded arguments lately, I thought I would try to start one)

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well,

us douch bag/confident people need to stick together. It’s tough to be a winner when everyone is hatting.

by mkorpal on Jul 13, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

well I'm sure PIP will love you unconditionally as well

and hate me for pretending to hate you

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

The great thing about Douchebags

Is you can pick the ones you like, and not feel hypocritical about it.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

:D

hey waitasec

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

in the before time, in the long long ago

the writers all had handles as well, but Russ made them change for “credibility” and then SDCat takes it from here

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm only using during the break

because it is so silly.

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 13, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't rec the first one cuz it was already green.

So this one gets my rec.

(Bradin Giambredetta sounds like Tracy is planning a horrific science experiment).

by Shoemaker on Jul 13, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is my favorite namemash yet

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why does this name make me want to order a panini?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

sounds like a "guy who knows a guy"

If ye know what I’m sayin

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 13, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

If you know what I mean…

Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:12 PM MDT reply actions  

My left pinkie finger hurts.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

we were doing well there for awhile

it was mostly baseball related

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by Muzia on Jul 13, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

and about how stupd

RMN’s alternative handle is…

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by Maria M on Jul 13, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I imagine he could get a new one

here?

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 13, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't that have been

“Oops, we did it again”?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just wrote a paragraph

On Todd Helton for economics class, haha. I talked about the “scarcity” of Todds defense, and such….haha…..I hope my teacher doesn’t hate it…

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 13, 2010 12:23 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Hmmm.

My office is having a special meeting this afternoon for a technology-related announcement from our VP. Curious.

by holly96 on Jul 13, 2010 1:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Eek.

Hope not. I’m hoping it’s something awesome like we all get brand new laptops (already have a laptop, but I’m sure it could be awesomer).

But really, it will probably end up being something not worth the anticipation. We’ll see.

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