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Wednesday Rockpile: Post-All-Star Game hangover

Not much out there at all to write about, really, other than the fact that we're all still rejoicing over the National League finally gaining home field advantage for the World Series. Notes about the ASG, Jim Tracy being honored, and the passing of a legend to follow...

Rockies ace Jimenez helps NL reverse trend with first All-Star Game win since 1996 - The Denver Post
Troy Renck has some nice quotes from Ubaldo Jimenez and his NL teammates, as well as this one from Troy Tulowitzki:

"My memory will be winning, and Ubaldo's performance. I am proud of him...And I will always remember this atmosphere. I want to come back every year."

Big week for Ubaldo, as the All-Star will be attending the ESPYs tonight. I don't think he's up for any of the awards, but maybe we'll be in for some kind of surprise...who knows.

Also, at the bottom of the piece, Renck includes a detailed breakdown of each of the 25 pitches that Jimenez threw. He mostly sat at 98 MPH, and didn't throw a whole lot of off-speed stuff. However, when he did, they were his out pitches.

Ohio town gives Rockies manager Jim Tracy his own street | All Things Rockies
As was sort of discussed in the comments section of yesterday's Rockpile, Jim Tracy now has a street named after him in his hometown of Hamilton, OH. I imagine this is a pretty big special achievement for the Rockies' skipper, so I'll personally stick to giving credit where credit is due. However, you may insert your own clever joke in the comments.

George Steinbrenner, New York Yankees owner, dies at age 80 - ESPN New York
Also discussed at length in yesterday's Rockpile comments was the death of The Boss. Love him or hate him, there's no denying the impact he had on baseball over the past 40 years. And I'll leave you with one thing: despite how much hatred people may have for the Evil Empire and the way they do things (i.e. throwing truckloads of money at anybody willing to take it), the teams they have built over the past 15 years have pushed everyone else in baseball to be better. And, with the way they did it, the teams that didn't have the resources the Yanks did (read: all of them) were forced to come up with new and creative ways to stay competitive, a la your Colorado Rockies. Speaking of the Colorado Rockies, Steinbrenner nearly purchased them some 30 years ago - although, of course it wasn't the Rockies that play baseball. Rest In Peace.

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Making jokes about Jim Tracy Way

like I did here?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 8:20 AM MDT reply actions  

HAW HAW HAW

Exactly.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 8:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey,

we had the Al Harrington rumor and signing up before Denver Stiffs!

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 8:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

And I had the Rapids scores updated long bef- oh.

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by UZ on Jul 14, 2010 8:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

We should be so lucky.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 8:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but laugh when I see fans of the 2nd most boring sport on earth bitching about the 3rd most boring sport on earth as though it’s far superior.

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by UZ on Jul 14, 2010 9:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Cricket is making fun of Sitting on a Cricket Field Drinking.

i think is what he’s trying to say.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Curling is making fun of

the spelling bee?

I’ve got nothing.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

curling is INTENSE

No sarcasm.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 9:44 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

^4

Russian women’s curling team…mmmmmmmmm

INTENSE

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is there drinking in curling?

‘cause if there is, I’m thinking we need to form a PR team to play during the off-season!
http://www.denvercurlingclub.com/

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by RdRnnr on Jul 14, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

hey I play shufleboard in the bars

I’m absolutely in

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sign me up as well

I took their learn to curl class and the first thing they showed us is where they set up the bar next to the rink

by PurpleRowRox on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

When I was in college

the curling club used to tape carpet to their shoes in lieu of curling shoes. Can I still do that even though I could probably afford shoes now?

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think this is a requirement!

You are ONLY in if your wear shoes with carpet taped to them.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 14, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Word.

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

In

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

we could hire my cousin as coach/trainer

He was the skip and founder of the U of Nebraska curling team that got fourth at nationals this spring.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:38 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd do it.

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by UZ on Jul 14, 2010 6:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: Soccer sucks.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still baffled

as to how baseball could be the No. 2 most boring sport ahead of soccer at No. 3. I mean, a 1-0 game is much, much, rarer is soccer than baseball. Woooo! 0-0 FT!

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

The points equals excitement argument is incredibly dumb, especially when you consider the fact that Basketball is the #1 most boring sport ever on my list.

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by UZ on Jul 14, 2010 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

With the switching of materials?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

He may have set the

bar but I had mine first. Despite the time stamp, I came up with that joke at 9:00 a.m ET yesterday. I auto-posted it for a few hours down the road.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

As someone who did much growing up in Cincinnati

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jim Tracy Way seriously??

That is funny beyond words……

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

good morning

it doesn’t feel as good as the morning after a Rox win, but it is still nice to feel like a winner…

Now to just seal up our home field advantage for the WS…

And A-rod didn’t play last night? or Omar Infante? e-gads how do we miss such great players?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 8:22 AM MDT reply actions  

It's amazing what years of steroids can do for you

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

False.

I really don’t care. I’m a hockey and football fan, dude. What kind of hypocrite would I be?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

There is

No crying in baseball
No showboating in football
No point in basketball
No scoring in soccer

and

No steroids in hockey

by Junction Rox on Jul 14, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

No left turns in NASCAR

No Love in Tennis
No cheating in golf
No mercy in lacrosse

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

or sterOBA+

You know, to equalize the leagues and park effects, since the AL seems to have had more users.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

You may have some company here.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Count me in for being really apathetic about the whole thing too

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by Resolution on Jul 14, 2010 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, by all accounts, he used them at a minimum his three years with the Rangers

and that’s only the time period he was forced to fess up to.

Given his history, there’s zero reason to not believe he used them through at least the start of MLB testing.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's just it...

Even though he was an ass, I was still all about him breaking cough Bonds’ career HR record cough, because at least I could get behind that he did it clean. Now I can’t even do that, regardless if it was just a season or two. Cheating is cheating.

Oh well, there’s always Pujols…

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Post All Star game hangover

and withdrawl from baseball….how will I ever survive?

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 8:24 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Rehab, I guess.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 8:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Still not nearly as bad as November - February

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 8:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, totally right.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 8:46 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Quietest day in sports of the year.

Lebron should have waited to announce his choice until today.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 8:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

you mean sad boring no sports day.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

and that would be different from....

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....

Long and Winding Road long, or Rockie Dog long, or Long Duk Dong long?

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

what kind of long are you talkin' bout here? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's Long Story

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

s/s\sL/'a '/

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA

clevah Wolf

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Win :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Regular Expressions

The most awesome thing on the planet. Can be used from Perl, sed, awk, Java, javascript, C#, XSLT, vi, emacs, among other things.

It’s a must for any programmer.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 2:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

VI 4 LIFE!!!

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, according to my calculations

its gonna be a loooooooong day and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnngerrrrr rockpile. I’m predicting two overflows.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 8:48 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

He should be proud

That we, the Purple Row community, aren’t fair weather fans who only participate when there is a game.

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by SoxRoxFan on Jul 14, 2010 8:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

stevie winwood would agree

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

VALLLLLLLLLLLLLERI

Monkees-style

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

CALL ON MEEEEEEEEEEE

Shame Eric Prydz is only known by that raunchy video he didn’t even approve….he’s a very talented music producer

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

true this!

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

This and the summer solstice

are my two least favorite days of the year. Absolutely nothing to watch, and the days starting to again get shorter. Boooo!!!

by Prospector on Jul 14, 2010 8:32 AM MDT reply actions  

agreed

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by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seem to go into a funk this time of year….I don’t know why

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

If you fell asleep in the X inning, would you have woken up X hours later?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 8:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Woah, during the 22 inning game,

I fell asleep during the 16th, and I’m pretty sure I didn’t get 16 hours of sleep.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 8:51 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

that would be almost as impressive as a 22 inning game

especially on a weekday

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think

The most hours I could sleep on any day is 15. Under optimal conditions, I could probably make it to 16.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 11:19 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

of course,

lately I’ve only been getting 4-7 hours. I’m spoiled with 10 .

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 11:35 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Boo Hoo!

Even when I try to sleep more…my body/brain only give me 6

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was having a dream that I was in New York

Buying tickets to see the Rox play at New York. My body woke myself up just as I was about to go to the game. When I looked at the alarm clock, it was one minute before the alarm was supposed to go off.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

I often find myself waking up moments before my alarm clock goes off.

Rarely straight from dreamsleep though. I just have a precise internal clock.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

You know...

and it’s not like I only sleep 6 hours a night because I don’t want to sleep more, or that 6 is all I need…

After about 6 hours of sleep I still feel like your basic bag of assholes the next day.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'd like to get 8,

but I’m finding that I prefer 6 with a nap in the afternoon.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

I sleep in 2-3 hour segments

It’s bizarre

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like sleeping.

I get very bizarre when I’m sleep deprived — if given my way I’d probably sleep 8 or 9 a night, but usually I get seven ish.

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by Squeaky on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I LOVE SLEEPING

If I won the lottery, that’s all I’d do. Just sleep. No way would I be one of those people that “still got to work” and shit. Screw that. I would just SLEEP. And maybe get up every now and then to drop a deuce. But other than that. SLEEP.

(disclaimer: I may just be saying this because I’m super tired today)

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

But see...

it’s that nap that jacks you up…suddenly you can’t go to bed earlier because you’re not tired, but you still have to get up early. So you’re tired the next day and nap in the afternoon.

It’s a vicious circle.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I like it this way.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well somebody must work from home

where they can nap in the afternoon. Must. Be. Rough.

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm salaried.

As long as I make my meetings and meet my deadlines, I can work from 12am – 12 PM Saturdays and Sundays, and work 2 8 hour days after that for all they care.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I generally operate on 4 or 5 with an hour nap in the mid-day. I just have too much energy I guess.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well,

When I get 10 my body AND brain get 10. That’s the secret to me being smart. Naw, justkidding, but if you want to be smart, jdub, you should start looking into getting a new bed or something so you should sleep more.
-

Again, partially kidding.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 12:04 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wonder how much sleep ATF gets.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

how did i get involved in this?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:35 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

dont but a blackberry storm

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

dont buy a blackberry storm

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

dont but a blackberry storm

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

ooh, nice.

Meta.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

htc g1 double posts too.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

prove it.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

mine hasn't yet

that I know of

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

htc g1 double posts too.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

head asplode

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Most boring conversation ever . . .yawn

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nap time

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

It is weird

no matter how much momentum a rockpile has, it definitely takes a lunch break, then a nap around 2.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've noticed this...

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ha!

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

I guess we should find out the Rockpile’s stance on Columbus Day first…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Man today sucks

I’m actually looking forward to a dentist appointment

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by UZ on Jul 14, 2010 9:15 AM MDT reply actions  

i did a third of the way post

Was going to do a midway one but I don’t have internet.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 9:46 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

(you know i cant blog mobile)

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 10:23 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

There's still two more Rockpiles to be posted before the next game.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Long Island Ducks signed Kip Wells

Good luck to our 08 opening day starter.

BTW, next time your in Subway, say your sub is for a duck, it will be free.

by mkorpal on Jul 14, 2010 9:51 AM MDT reply actions  

And next time you've got BO....

…get on a horse.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or if you need an energy drink

have a nap.

THEN FIRE THE MISSLES!!!

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

End of the world.

Anyone?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

...but I'm LeTired...

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

dat is a sweet earf

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

...you might say...

ROUND!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

WTF Eh?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

So one day we decide...

that those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

YAAAA MOTHALAND!!!

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bout that time, eh chaps?

/shuffleboardz

Righto.

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Alaska can come, too.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

and when you want soup in the south.

Order spah

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

You internet youngins just need to be schooled.

Linky

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Amen.

At least someone freaking gets it.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

And a better link that doesn't use a transparrent background.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

ABS <3

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

WAHT THE NED OF THE WORLD

CALIFORNIA CAN COME TOO THE AYND

don’t tell me no stupid flash animations

Mitch Hedberg >>>>>

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Mitch Hedberg > End of the world.

But End of the world >>>>>> BADGER BADGER BADGER.

Its good for a laugh while Badgers is good for hiding a speaker in your roommate’s bedroom and playing this on loop.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or when you want a table at a restaurant

you can eat once you find the Dufresnes.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or when you pop the lid on your yogurt,

and it reads “Please try again”, take it as words of encouragement.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

How far the not so mighty have fallen

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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Make it a steak fajita please.

but don’t bother ringing it up! It’s for a duck!

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well done, yo.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

alla yall need to get a life

a gaming life

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 9:57 AM MDT reply actions  

I'm pretty happy with my First Life

Don’t need no second.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Second Life lol.

I mean a GAMING life. Or, rather, a GAMER’S life.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love how in the open you are about it...

I’m more of a closet gamer…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, I used to game a bit...before I discovered online pokerz lol

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love gaming

and I’m constantly looking for people to game with and I have absolutely no shame involved in it whatsoever. Gaming is awesome. Outside of actually physically playing sports, I don’t think there’s a better hobby out there (minigolf not included).

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Profession not equal hobby

$50 per word, yo

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

WUT.

Yunel Escobar to Toronto.

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:02 AM MDT reply actions  

HERE

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Collins

21 year old LHP in AA

2.51 ERA 15 K/9 4.6 K/BB

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Pastornicky

21 year old SS in High A

.258/.348/.376

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Braves have certainly dispatched of a lot of SS prospects in recent years

Pastor Nick, Escobar, Lillibridge, Elvis Andrus…

I just don’t see what the upside for Braves is beyond the end of this season. Hope that Gonzalez isn’t just having a career year?

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

selling low on a MI for the second year in a row

Johnson and then Escobar…I don’t get it

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm baffled

at least they GOT something for Yuni

probably one of those “window of opportunity” things

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Did you just post what I thought you posted?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

WOW...

Alex Gonzalez has been having a decent year. Certainly an offensive upgrade for the Braves.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Huh...

I haven’t really been paying that close attention. I just know that at one time I was thinking about adding him to my fantasy team, and at the time, he was producing quite well.

What can I say…that’s the extent of my AL attention span.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

FOR?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

BLUE JAYS have acquired ESCOBAR and JO-JO REYES from Braves in exchange for ALEX GONZALEZ, TIM COLLINS & INF TYLER PASTRONICKY.

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

My pony, she be slow

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

for Gonzalez?

Man, I was hoping this trade was opening up a full time job for all star Omar infante

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 10:07 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

huh?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 10:05 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

wowza

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bluebird Banter has Collins 21st and Pastornicky 9th in their top prospects list

Tim Collins, 20, has appeared in 35 games this season with the New Hampshire Fisher Cats of the Eastern League (AA), posting a record of 1-0 with a 2.51 ERA including nine saves. The Worcester, Massachusetts native is a career 14-9 with a 2.40 ERA including 27 saves in 130 career minor league games. The 5-7, 155lb. left-handed pitcher was signed by the Blue Jays as a non-drafted free agent in July of 2007.

Pastornicky, 20, is batting .258 with 16 doubles, six home runs and 35 RBI in 77 games this season with the Dunedin Blue Jays of the Florida State League (A). The Bradenton, Florida native was selected by the Toronto Blue Jays in the 5th round of the 2008 First Year Player Draft.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

The 5-7, 155lb. left-handed pitcher

HOLY CRAP MY DOPPLEGANGER IS PLAYING BASEBALL FOR TORONTO

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Same here except for weight

and race

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

So Collins is a dwarf

Nice pickup

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tim Collins is completely awesome. He is a major-league caliber prospect.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

He’s basically a tiny Tim Lincecum, with a fastball that gets into the mid-90s and a great curve. I can’t think of a non-Rockies prospect I am rooting harder for.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

His size makes him really difficult to compare to anybody. I don’t think anybody’s considered him a future closer, but with those peripherals and his stuff, I don’t see why he couldn’t be.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

fair enough

I guess I’m just looking at the sheer stuff

because it’s disgusting

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

The kid’s a great story – he was undrafted out of high school and just showed up to an open tryout and totally blew JP Riccardi’s mind.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSm1P9W3EHI

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by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that I’d call it normal, but it seems like it gives him leverage and helps him load up on his back leg, which is where the power comes from.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

A tiny Lincecum?

What is he, 5-2?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

A tiny Tim Lincecum?

Is that like a round baseball?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Erm

okay.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

yuppers

homer idiots…

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Anyone on this site (myself included)

who voted for CarGo in the Final Vote falls under this category.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

I voted for both CarGo and Votto..

I’m damn proud of being a homer….usually

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

and I don't mean to seriously imply "idiots"

but to talk down about Talking Chop for being “homer idiots” is the freaking dutch oven calling the pot and kettle both black

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't necessarily mean idiots, just homers.

I would consider myself a homer, but not an idiot.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

This

^4

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll admit it, I gave CarGo the homer vote

why not? I knew it would be Votto in anyway, and I was cool with that, because he really does deserve it. I would have loved to see CarGo, Votto, and Zim all in. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works, and I only have so much time to vote.

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you implying that we're going to trade Tulo for Gonzalez?

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by Resolution on Jul 14, 2010 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

ffffff

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I saw that when I woke up.

Doesn’t make sense on Atlanta’s part. Escobar’s GOOD.

by CentralCaliRox on Jul 14, 2010 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think he's awesome.

When a player does what LeBron did, why not rear back and pimp hand him as hard as you can? Besides, it’s the NBA. Class isn’t exactly a brand standard.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

There's two NBAs, if you're David Stern

One commissioner’s office for Kobe, Shaq, LeBron and Dwayne Wade

and one for everyone else.

Just wait till the union decertifies itself again next year, when the 10-15 highest paid players basically flip a middle finger to all those on $1m veteran exceptions and such.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Boss fired 22 managers between 1973 and 2007

8 had a losing record:

Ralph Houk (1973, 80-82)
Dick Howser (1978, 0-1)
Bob Lemon (1981-2, 17-22)
Clyde King (1982, 29-33)
Lou Piniella (1988, 45-48)
Dallas Green (1989, 56-65)
Bucky Dent (1989-90, 36-53)
Stump Merrill (1990-91, 120-155)

The combined record of the other 14 was 2,733-1,960 (.582) .

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 10:13 AM MDT reply actions  

Of the other 14, five were Billy Martin?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

si

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

The best joke I’ve heard about Steinbrenner’s death is that he showed up at the Pearly Gates demanding to see Billy Martin so that he could fire him again, but St. Peter telling George that Billy went the other way when he died at his own request, because he likes it better down there so he can hassle the umpires for eternity.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 14, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's funny

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yankees, 2001-2008

Winning percentage: .599 (from Fangraphs, no link for Jack Moore). It goes to show how much can happen in a 5 or 7 game playoff series when a team that wins 60% of its games over 8 years fails to win a WS in that time.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

On another note.

Cbs sportsline has us ranked 6th. But we still lose to the Rays in the WS in their eyes.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:17 AM MDT reply actions  

They are.

But so are we.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

they're pretty sweet i guess

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

If we have to lose to a team...I wouldn't slit my wrists if it was the Rays

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I DON'T WANNA BE THE LAST 90S EXPANSION TEAM TO WIN A WORLD SERIES NOOOOOOOOO

Aside from that….

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 14, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

From USA Today
Selig mulling earlier start to season

Commissioner Bud Selig says Major League Baseball is considering moving the start of next season by several days.

The start could be March 31 or April 1, two or three days earlier than usual, Selig said. That likely would eliminate the potential of postseason games in November. Baseball has traditionally started on Monday, and in recent years has had a nationally televised game on Sunday featuring the defending World Series champion.

“We’re exploring ways to cut the season down, and that may be one of them,” Selig said. “I live in fear in November.”

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 10:20 AM MDT reply actions  

I agree with this

DO not cut reg season down or stop interleague or extend further into winter

start spring earlier, and have more opp’s for doubleheaders

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

More *scheduled* doubleheaders

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I sense that those days are over, unfortunately.

But at least it wouldn’t require jamming in a one-day trip across the country on an off-day to make up for a rain out.

Also fairer to the fans.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's been a slow burn to see baseball expand that far into November

First time was 2001, understandable, but since then it just keeps getting later. The playoffs used to start at the very end of September or first couple days of October. Now they start in the 2nd week. Did there just get to be more days off during the year?

Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

The original quote in the last sentence was:

“I live in fear of attending a World Series Game 7 at Target Field or Coors Field in November.”

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

dont worry bud

we’ll wrap it up before game 7 this year

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

tru dat

I am excited to watch baseball outdoors in Mpls…
I went to college in MN, Went to the Met when you could converse with the players from the stands, smoke pot in the bathrooms or virtually anywhere in the stands unmolested…

other than that that place sucked to watch baseball, great for football tho…

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am not proud of my Alma Mater for this one.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

It is a hell of a story though.

Have you been up to Target Field yet?

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

No.

I’ve only been up as far as Blue Earth, MN this year. I don’t think my wife will be able to Resist the Minnesota state fair this year, and I’ll make it a point to at least check it out from the outside.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

There's a nice plaza outside of the Southwest Gate (34)

that has concessions, beer, and the radio broadcast, and a nice view of the stadium. Makes for a fun place to hang out for a bit during a game, or to at least get a sense of what the stadium is like.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

whats ur alma mater?

U of MN, U of I or

U of the Met Bathroom?

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

U of I.

Never been to the Met Bathroom.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

that is a wonderful story thank you

Isn’t it romantic?

But having to be positively identified by your husband after getting caught having sex with a 26 year old in the bathroom…sounds like there was sum ’splaining going on in that household

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

U of MN, at Morris

Go Cougs

In the 5 years I was there the FB team was 2-48 and one of the two victories was cuz SW state played an inelligable player in a 55-0 rout and the one victory…..

Over U of MN at Crookston the year they went from a 2 yr college to a 4 yr…next year they crushed us…

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

My Father in Law is a graduate of Morris.

And my Mother in Law is from a small town near there called Chokio.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Small world

I did my student teaching at The alphabet school by Chokio (it was alberta-chokio-and something else)

And one of my roommates and good friends took over his dad’s well drilling operation round there…Conroy well drilling…

Good people over there

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by El Paso Jeff on Jul 14, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

You know any of the Quackenbushes?

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what the difference is

between Coors Field last week in March and first week of November. It can be butt miserable either way. But I do think baseball in November is ungood.

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 11:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is true

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Im all for baseball season starting earlier.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 11:30 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dood...

I cleaned out my email inbox…went from over a Grrr to 120something. Productivity. I think.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:23 AM MDT reply actions  

you can go home now

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm sayin

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

I just downloaded and installed my Microsoft updates

I think I’m done too

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nice work.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm working on squashing a pesky bug

in my code. But it keeps scuttling under if statements.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 10:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah dude...

you need to go join a different thread. That’s way too much productivity for this one.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

hey nice work

I calibrated my monitor this morning…most productive I have been all week.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Loved this title

because the first thought in my head this morning when I woke up was, “Happy Ubaldo Hangover Day!” No, I am. not. joking. :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 11:09 AM MDT reply actions  

Yes. :-D

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know, if we're that bored...

We could go to MCC and “discuss” the humidor/cheaterz debate

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:11 AM MDT reply actions  

Well, some of you can

;-)

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 11:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

Im game

later, maybe. If you need help let me know.
I just want to get banned from that place already, if I do it classily and I’m right too, even better!

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 11:26 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

*unless you’re going to be civil and intelligent

Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I could probably shit something up while still being civil and intelligent.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

No need to go shitting up MCC

They do quite the wonderfully efficient job of it themselves, most days.

Can’t wait for Jon Miller to pop in and make an appearance.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's just a Bitter Betty

because, much like the Giants wasted the Bonds years by surrounding him with mediocre pitching and downhill veterans, the current Giants are wasting Lincecum/Cain by playing Edgar Renteria and doing stupid things like releasing Fred Lewis (though Torres is pretty good).

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm civil...intelligence is up to another to decide.

Don’t forget I’m irrationsl

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Really RMN, you think I go shit up the place???

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

No one here would do that

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine who, seriously

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

not really his fault

even though he was asking for it

Rowsdower! But why, Rowsdower?
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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

no I was here for that as well

judgement call, I guess. Mondo doesn’t seem to really mind

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Naw, I don't mind.

But it’s true…

Grant is not a bad mod, but damn, when you’re running an asylum, it’s real easy to jail the psychologist to protect the batshit crazy inmates from reality.

Yeah, I was probably “asking” for it, but the real douchebaggery wasn’t coming from me, it was coming from his own subjects. So fk the MCC, spoiled roid lovers all of them.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not like mad at Mondo

but it’s like running into a crossfire, getting pelted by paintballs, and then popping back in “LOOK WHAT THEY DID”

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

YEAH

my cousin got that for christmas once. every game, we each basically targeted opposite target things. so we tied a lot.

lame.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

still an awesome ad :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

You OK?

You seem awfully…um…

Did someone piss in your Cheerios this morning?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, I'm fine

I encourage healthy interaction with our neighboring blogs.

MCC is a different creature altogether.

So when our users say “let’s go debate over there!” it’s akin to “See MCC? That’s where the bad kids hang out. They SWEAR and smoke cigarettes and a couple of them even have TATTOOS…let’s go mess with them, that’ll prove we’re cool!”

and then everyone comes back in a huff or wearing the stream of profanity as a badge of courage and bravery, like they “made it” by pissing off MCC.

It just makes our community look even more jackassish.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

What? That's not what I was suggesting at all.

I was suggesting that we could have some intelligent discourse about this issue. What does their personality have to do with it?

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Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Word.

I gotcha.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey, what do you have against tattoos, exactly? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Everything

ALL women with tattoos are TRASHY!

/ducks

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't speak ill

of my wife and mother of my children.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

or my husband's wife and mother of my children

(parse that, b——es! ;-p ) in fact, destro, who’s not into ink, has pretty much said I can get another one as long as it’s not a tramp stamp…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want to get a tattoo

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wanted to for a long time, but then decided not to because my older sister did

didn’t want to seem like I was trying to copy. Then, about 11 years ago, I decided that I was more being myself if I did get it, if that makes sense. I know exactly what I want for another tattoo, but I’m not ready to get it yet, largely because I have too many other things to put money toward. :-(

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is your tattoo of?

I’m one of those people that everyone assumes that I have one….

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's a simple miz-maze, shaded black, on my shoulder blade.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

very cool.

I want to get some sort of phoenix…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice

I avoid color and like things small though – I tend to do the same with much of my jewelry, though I’ve branched out a bit recently.

I want a bracelet of ten chaplet beads and a lauburu (basque cross) charm.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love big jewelery

and I just got this super awesome Vigin De Guadalupe necklace (i grew up catholic and I love the art still) That bracelet sounds awesome.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Some of mine now features amber and catseye...

and some more black worked in, I mostly wear silver. That necklace sounds lovely. :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will have to take a pic and post it.

I’m a big fan of Mary.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, you share a name

and BITTERNESS… ;-) Nah, as I’m sure you can imagine, I’m a fan as well :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

:)

that is very true.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want a yin/yang symbol

with blue/green colors and in the shape of dolphins

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

My wife's

Is a yin/yang symbol over the earth on the back of the turtle.

And she isn’t even a disc world fan.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course not

Lacks elephants. ;-) Cool, though – I love turtles.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

sounds fun

I don’t think I could do color, but that’s just me :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wanted to as well, but I realize I don't exist

so the tattoo artist might have a hard time, you know, tattoing

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

of a hot dog?

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

no

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

two

actually.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

You and SD cat are married?

I had a good feeling about you and that fella.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yahtzee!

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

sonofa

you just fell down my list of funny.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you saying you wouldn't marry me?

harumph

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course not

You don’t exist!

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would marry you in a heart beat :)

I was mad because he called you a fella.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, so y'all gotta move to massachusetts

just don’t become SAWX fans, ok?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh Lordy

If I ever become a SAWX fan shoot me.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, honey, I would

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

:) thanks

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL...now you've done it!!!

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

/grabs onto Muzia on the way down

/climactic scene from Temple of Doom ensues.

Brad Eldred: El poderoso burrito

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait wait is this the one with the rope bridge?

or the minecart chase

I’m up for either one.

And are you calling me Short Round?

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Climactic scene

or Indiana Jones movie?

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

rope bridge

actually, I was referring to my self as Mola Ram, and you as Indy.

You’re welcome

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pitfall agrees

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Need more 8-bit processor

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Life needs this.

I want an 8-bit Mega Man shower curtain.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I understand the state of Colorado has laws

against marrying those that don’t exist

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!!!!

/makes the international sign for circular conversation, then realizes it’s more of a cloverleaf

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Where have you been? :P

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Muzia/Silver

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey

it’s facebooked and everything.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

for now....

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your marriage is a sham.

I saw you with that $300 dollar hooker, and also those $300 one dollar hookers.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Was she in a bathroom at the Met

During a Hawkeye/Gophers game?

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

The 300 $1 hookers

Muzia likes an entourage. They follow him everywhere, and ensure most Rockpile sellouts. Too bad they couldn’t play cricket.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

and all are flying to NC tomorrow morning

cmon Mondo, that was an incomplete joke

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude, Southwest Airlines is gonna need a whole new boarding category

“You are now free to fly around the harem”

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

/shudder

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

SW would have to repaint the plane

….to match a 72 Caddy coupe de ville convertible, all pimped out, fuzzy dice in the cockpit

And Muzia all dressed up like Huggy Bear.

Damn, made myself LOL.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for use of Huggy Bear

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Someone really needs to photoshop this

They can use the SB Nation meetup pic above

(You know, the one of Muzia and RG)

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I seriously LOL'd

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

I mean, I could be destro’s internet sock puppet wife. ;-) has anyone ever met me in person?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just because you're paranoid

doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't know you were a Kissinger fan

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
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by Oldfoagie on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

That’s all I ever do.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

We all are going crazy.

Some time, during our lives, we hallucinated Purple row, and all of us are figments of imaginations. Even if you saw one of us (for example, SDCat, at that game in april I was imaginary) or met each other they were all imaginary. Its kinda like the movie a beautiful mind.

So we all have mental problems, and the day we all realize PR is not real and we imagined the whole thing is the day we truly lose it.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

or sort of like the last episode of

the Bob Newhart show.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS LOL

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

you have that backwards

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow...

really RMN?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah really

it was the last episode of Newhart where he wakes up on the Bob Newhart show.

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was talking about

the zombie RMN – I realized that I messed up the Newhart reference.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

what about zombie rmn

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

just

ridiculous that you have a zombie version of yourself.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

...you're new here, aren't you

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

somewhat yeah

this is my first season up with the club.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think either RG or Silver poisoned me

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

We need to discuss your shower shoes

Win 20, and we’ll call you “colorful”

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

can you

explain this to me?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

oooh swing and a miss on the mandatory viewing list

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't sleep last night

what’s going on here…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

From this
Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah...

little slow today…sigh…..

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Was gonna post this one instead

On preparing for big league interviews:

1) We gotta play ‘em one day at a time.
2) I’m just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ballclub.
3) I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably my favorite quote(s) from this movie!

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

You still have option years left!

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I'm performing well?

Almost to 7000 comments – in third in the PR SABR Fantasy League – and 3rd in the Weekly prediction comp!

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woot! I was a September callup last year.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really?

I figured you would have been around longer.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been around a long time ;-)

but, as regards joining the Row, I was literally a September callup (well, lurked a while before that)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

:) good answer.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe my join date is December 31, 2008.

Though I didn’t comment until 09, so I have no idea what year I belong to.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

search comments

For wolfmarauder by wolf, and you can go to the last page and see your 1st comment.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 1:59 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I know.

In fact, as an admin, I get all sorts of crazy info about my posting habits.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

My first official post

was asking for advice about going to a playoff game.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

and I proceeded to hit on you about 30 seconds later

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice!

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know, I was thinking the same thing... ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

you just want me for my brains

Why can’t you be a normal guy?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've changed, baby

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

too late.

I’m with SdCat now…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

welp, back to undeath for me

/chews on animal carcass

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously excellent.

I am so reccing the hell out of this

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow is my 1 year aniversary.

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

frightening

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, no hands!

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 14, 2010 5:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

a tattoo

across the lower back that is shown when a lady bends over

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Usually an Asian Bullseye.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

"HE'S ON FIRE"

“BOOMSHAKALAKA”

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

The NBA Jam

reference never gets old…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Especially now, dude.

The new one coming out has allowed the Jam Jokes to be timely without me being revealed as a classic consoler

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right...

did you vote on the players when it was open?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Naaaah.

Isn’t that big a deal to me. The players have always been irrelevant, secret characters notwithstanding. It’s all about the 12 flips I can do while dunking.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever dude!

Rainin 3’s with Mullen was WAY cooler than shooting threes with Reggie Miller.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Reggie Miller was cheating.

But I see what you’re saying. In the end, though, I’ll play as the Nuggs no matter what.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was just fishin...trying to spark some controversy

on an otherwise uneventful day.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

You mean....
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Calvin and Hobbes define eloquence amiriiiiiite

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was Calvin & Hobbs?

I should’ve guessed.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Trouble, oh we got trouble,

Right here in Purp City!
With a capital “T”
That rhymes with “P”
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We’ve surely got trouble!
Right here in Purp City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble…

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey I have tattoos :/

Lots of them.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be

kind of like going and wetting up the ocean??

by Junction Rox on Jul 14, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

gasball

no one cares about those guys

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a serious debate that needs to be addressed.

Our entire organization is being called into question. How is it problematic to defend it?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cat, lemme ask you a question

(don’t take this seriously, but play along as if you were)

Are you a dude? You refuse to show up to any rowbot functions, refuse to show a picture, and always have an excuse why you’re not willing to prove who you are.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is dumb

I don’t know what you are driving at.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

doesn't matter

we want proof – I’ve met like half of the regulars at least, and they are assuredly their advertised sex.

Can’t prove anything with you….are you a dude?

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you are trying to make an analogy

you’ve picked the wrong method.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Disproving a negative is a futile task

Is the analogy, I believe. People will believe what they want to believe unless there is concrete, clear evidence to the contrary. And even then…

For instance, if you showed everyone a picture, AMart might say you cropped it or altered it or just got it off the internet.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or that Joe Scarborough

wasn’t having an affair with the staffer that died in his office and didn’t have her killed.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

How did I not know about this

Googles

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

The story is definitely not true

I was just going along. He seems like a fine guy.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

ungoogles

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

But oh man do I wish I could prove it.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

And even if I showed up at a meetup..how would you still know I'm not a dude?

But I think that’s rather silly.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

What are these secret meetings?

Sort of like a comic book club, are are you talking about the cookout events, ballgames etc?

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't ask me, I don't exist.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe you do

I just don’t have any evidence

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

The evidence is clearly there. I'm telling you I don't exist.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would...

that’s the ONLY way you know. Could have manboobs or something.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Like that Lady Gaga chick...

I bet she’s got a weiner…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Musically NO

Artistically…maybe.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

you really wanna discuss Gaga's maybe weiner?

why not get back to the good stuff, like Cat and Maria gettin’ hitched

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, something about "her goodies"

for the LULZ

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Gaga actually...

I always thought she looked a little androgynous anyway.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

She is.

Part of her aesthetic. She gave an entire speech on androgyny in a Larry King interview.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Even if someone from MCC personally carried the balls out of the humidor

for an entire game, how would they know that the Rockies didn’t give dried out balls to the ump when B-Ri choked?

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because we did

*pot stirred

Actually, we had to substitute the ball handler when the MCCer’s balloon crashed into the Platte on the way to the game.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Frankly, I think it'd be awesome if the Rockies did it on a limited scale

Is there anything explicitly saying that all game balls must be either non-humidor or humidor?

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow...

this has been quite the thread here…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I loved that part

actually….I’m glad RMN thinks of me when he thinks of hot dogs.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

.

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Somehow I don't find this amusing or cute

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will never doubt your existance

or your female identity my friend.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't either

it’s just funny to suggest that everyone we haven’t met is something they aren’t representing

like a dude

or an alien

or a dude alien

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't met you...

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

But you are a dude alien, no?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Funny, being a dude alien...

….I would have thought you’d have caught a ride from Bill Lee.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

but how do you know that

my facebook isn’t a fake identity?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

well

I would have to back that up you know. Adds to my cred.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

if you have gone to the lengths to hide your true gender

by making not one, but TWO facebook accounts selling you as a woman, I’m gonna go ahead and let you have it unless something proves otherwise.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

darn! found me out.

the alien part, not the dude part ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's really so much easier when you don't exist. Really.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

so I should stop existing so that I don't have to hide my alien identity? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

or just make a bunch of

fake facebook profiles -

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

heheheh... one may be enough

though I’ve been thinking about making a separate business one instead of the “like” page… maybe wati till mid-Aug to revisit this.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

do a like page

so much easier to manage than a personal page – trust me.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's my thought process

but two things make me question it:

1) I’d have a bit more functionality with a profile, if I could get online to use it, and

2) I have a lot of fellow professionals on my personal profile, and that can get awkward, but I want to be connected to them.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have 3 seperate facebook pages.

1. My personal page for all of my friends that is very private for security reasons.
2. A “business” personal page to manage all of my Social Marketing consulting and such.
3. My “like” page for my photography business.

It’s a lot of work to maintain – but it has really paid off in the long run. There are certain things that you can do with a “like” page that you can’t do with a personal profile – as well as not having to “approve” of everyone who just wants info about you as a business.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have two.

One real one, one alternate identity one.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have two Facebooks!

One for my lifes and one for trolling. Facebook trolling is easiest trolling ever.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait wut

I do not know about this.

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

=)

I keep the trollbook as far away from my real FB as possible.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's about where I'd be at

and lately I can hardly get on the computer for anything except work and here (and then sometimes can’t)… my personal FB profile has been neglected lately, and my like page has been neglected for a couple months. :-(

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

you could always

outsource the like page…I do that for several organizations….

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

hmmmm, interesting thought...

I do have a couple of likely candidates for that… but I kind of want to do it myself because it’s regarding something that is not only a business, but a passion of mine…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

It is a hard balance for sure.

I would be happy to consult with you for free anytime.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks - I may take you up on that

but I’m definitely waiting at least a month to re-visit this. :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

No problem

always glad to help out a fellow rowbot!

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

precisely. Because if you don't exist

no one can question your identity

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

sweet!

/self-immolates V-style

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's a cool way to go!

Is it wrong that I want to rec this for use of V?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

totally not wrong

I’ve enjoyed that series. I LOVED the original mini-series back in the day, too…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4 to both series..

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4 and ^4 :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or a "cheater," if it hasn't been proven.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, you have to admit it's at least a wee bit cute

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was cute until the Jeff comment and forum drama

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's definitely amusing

but not cute

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

You had me until the Jeff comment

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

What??!?!

How can that be even remotely offensive to you?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I found it offensive.

I

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fair Enough.

Just not cute or funny.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

How many times can I rec this?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

That makes two of us

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Two of you are wearing FI2's underwear?

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

no that two of us are confused.

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, that's ok then ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Called into question with zero evidence.

If we jump to and start firing “defense first” missles on other blogs, we look pretty darn….I dunno. suspicious? defensive?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

There has actually been some really good discussion about the issue.

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's also difficult/impossible to disprove a negative

Nobody’s ever proved Barry Bonds knowingly injected steroids into his body, yet “until he proves otherwise” he was a steroid user*. I suppose he should have had someone film him 24/7, so people could watch the tapes and know he didn’t. But even then, there would be talk of forging the tapes, slipping steroids in convertly, etc.

*still, he obviously used steroids.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, there is evidence and records...

…they simply were not admissible in court because of the manner in which they were collected. To argue the evidence isn’t there is non-sensical. The evidence exists, however.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which is not me saying the evidence should have been admitted in court

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that at all; it was just a hypothetical.

But actually, I thought the evidence showed that he was a client of Conte and that he ordered the cream or clear, not that there was any documentation of his actual usage.

To be clear, I’m not doubting you, I just actually don’t know much about anything that happened after the stupid Congress hearings.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

There were actual roid tests performed by Conte's firm

And it was those positive tests that were inadmissible (among other things).

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks.

Well, he’s no prince but still, how can you trust Conte and did anyone actually see him use the steroids? C’mon.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Joe Scarborough's intern did

That’s why she ended up dead.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's problematic when they "don't know what to do with you"

Hard to have an reasonable discussion with a bunch of posters who’d prefer words four letters and less, and nothing but half-funny .jpegs.

Jon Miller has found his intellectual equivalent constituency over there. No wonder he left Baltimore.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Honestly, until Major League Baseball maeks a big deal out of it (which isn't happening),

the best thing to do is to ignore it. The issue at heart is that the Giants fanbase are feeling butthurt that we’re beating them in the standings and are a better team than they are. It’s easier for 99% of the population of the earth to grasp at straws than to lose gracefully. Let’s not sink down to their level and engage, please.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 12:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

i would so rec this if i could

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 14, 2010 12:19 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

MLB.com has the following player survey. Ubaldo comes out in a very good position

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100714&content_id=12246760&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:13 AM MDT reply actions  

some highlights:

150 players were surveyed.

Colorado ace Ubaldo Jimenez was the most overwhelming winner on the board, with 56 votes as the NL’s top pitcher.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

So let me get this straight

The players voted Votto the NL MVP, but didn’t vote him into the All-Star game? How does that work?

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't get that one

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

It kind of amazes me....

how fans outside of this teams thinks Ubaldo will regress. Obviously they haven’t seen his splits of normally doing better in the 2nd half than the 1st.

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
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His name is Dan Uggla!

by Colsportsfan on Jul 14, 2010 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

So he will do >= 15-1 and 2.20?

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't know if this has been discussed

but Dan Patrick has taken an interest in the John Miller blasts about the Rox manipulating humidor balls in late innings. Patrick hasn’t really opined on the validity of hte claims, but has criticized Miller for calling this out (apparently on a radio show) despite admittedly no evidence despite the fact that he stuck his head in the sand re Bonds, etc.

Anyway, Renck was on with Patrick today and aquitted himself quite well. Renck did admit that more than one GM has grumbled about the possibility that we are monkeying with balls, but no formal complaints have been filed. Patrick mostly dismissed the issue as typical conspiracy-theory nonsense, but it seems to me that this story is going to grow if we keep winning. Hopefully the Rox pr flaks are already on the case here.

by Teekalong on Jul 14, 2010 11:23 AM MDT reply actions  

Cool

I will try to catch the replay on DirecTV 101 tonight

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Let's just get rid of it,

Watch Herrera’s SLG balloon to .634, and ask all of MLB what they prefer more.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

MCC has the answer

A baseball vending machine behind home plate

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

But who stocks the vending maching, Rawktober?

Who stocks the vending machine?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Clearly, Aramark

Blue Moon Baseballs

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ha!

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Blue Moon is terrible beer too

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it's a damn sight from Juju Ginger

But it’s also a damn damn damn sight from anything Bud or Miller.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll give you that!

LoDo Magic, The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet or Seth Smith's beard - call it what you will but it is neither unimpressive or unsustainable!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Blue Moon is awesome

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

It’s overly sweet, too sugary. Might as well have a Smirnoff Ice.

Different lines, but same story: Magic Hat’s Wacko. Beer flavored with beets. Awful.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dinger

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

no, no. their answer is to keep the balls in the visitors dugout.

no no…their answer is to rip out the humidor.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

The answer is obvious.

Move the Rockies to a more deserving market. Like China.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Worst day ever.

No baseball, and my favorite band officially went on hiatus.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:48 AM MDT reply actions  

Which band?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Poison The Well

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

sucks to hear that man

though I wasn’t really a fan.

Have you heard any “Sleigh Bells” yet? Pretty catchy electronica by the PTW guitarist

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

though, as soon as I said that

I realized its probably a big reason why they went on hiatus so it’ll end up depressing you anyway

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I actually love Sleigh Bells...

although I probably wouldn’t even like them if someone from Poison The Well wasn’t responsible for them. That chick is super hot in a weird hipster-girl sort of way.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I pretty much just listen to that all the time and all of my friends think I'm,

well, something.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

If he's comfortable with his own sexuality,

you’ll make a fan out of him.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I CAN FEEL IT

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

COMING IN THE AIR TONIIIIGHT

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

/drum solo in Nevada desert

why am I going on this trip again

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wish I could come

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

can't

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I almost went on this trip...

still sad I can’t go :(

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love road trips.

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by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

why do you people have commitments

this is going to be the most awesome whirlwind trip ever

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's my birthday dude

My other half has something planned for me.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

my other

other half…would that be my other third?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

all I know is

I’m at the bottom of my fifth.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Applejack Likkers FTW

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Um, no, we don't.....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

we need to talk.

You aren’t the only one in my life.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I am the best one in your life.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes you are.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like it when you lie to me.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will lie to you

whenever you want ;)

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd be with you guys on the road trip

if I wasn’t here in NY. :-(

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oregon like a week and a half later man

Otherwise I’d totally be down.

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by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

gonna be doing a lot of that myself the next few weeks :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

It actually works out really well, by myself with 3 kids

of course, I’m not gonna be by myself for about half of it. To Carmel (me and kids), then back with my mom along for the ride, then out east with my mom, a further leg with destro (two ways), then back just me and kids. We’re pros :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bahaha

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

no baseball, not good.

I need to destress today…trying to cover every base twice for my visa appointment friday morning. just waiting on one more letter and a few copies….and hoping all of the endless paperwork required makes it down to Atlanta with me.

Also, when I went to bed in the seventh inning last night, I was absolutely CONVINCED the NL was going to blow it in embarrassing fashion. I was very pleasantly surprised when I woke up this morning (aside from the fact it was six in the morning and I wasn’t very awake.) Yay, we have home field advantage now!

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by Squeaky on Jul 14, 2010 11:52 AM MDT reply actions  

So

Purple Row – Baseball = Shenanigans

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:29 PM MDT reply actions  

at least it wasn't

wieners wieners wieners

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

The one thing I love about Maria is she's always "frank"

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by Oldfoagie on Jul 14, 2010 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

But I thought SDCat09 was actually "Frank"

I mean, isn’t that what the whole discussion is about?

/confuzzled

/extremely so

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm Frank but I don't have a hot dog

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

HEY

NOT COOL

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

for my soul.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

best seller.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

you always

plan stuff I can’t attend.

therefore you hate me.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo Quote

“It’s not like I’m going to do something special and save the season,‘’ Tulowitzki sad. "That’s what everybody is kind of talking about: ’They’re playing well, and when Troy gets back are they going to be even better?’ I don’t think that’s the case. The guys that have replaced me have done a great job. I’d like to be in there, but I’m glad they’re winning instead of losing.’’

by CentralCaliRox on Jul 14, 2010 12:45 PM MDT reply actions  

What a douche thing to say.

/sarcasm

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

a-greed.

On the other hand, this Rockpile just became as juicy as a Hebrew national

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

mmmm....

Hebrew National Hot Dog – the Official Hot Dog of the Colorado Rockies..

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

/checks watch

/realizes the wrist is bare
/shrugs

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh

Never

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Man, I could bash a couple of Hebrew Nationals right now

…as long as I had some ketchup and relish.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

"During Herod's Visit"

“All mocking of Jews and their ONE God”
“Shall be kept to an appropriate”
“MINIMUM.”

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

romeromeromeromerome

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well done Sir.

One of my absolute favs

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah, man. HELL yeah.

I love most things having to do with Rome.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Such as TOTAL WAR

such a classic.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Look at this.

You read my mind. I knew we were gonna be friends.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's certainly unique, man.

I love how you can choose to do all of the battles individually or just simulate them. I always did the battles on the cities I REALLY wanted so I could slaughter fools leffff n riiitteeee but the cities I was just taking to prove how tuff I was I just sim’d because they took too long. That game was fascinating. I turned it on and at least 6 hours disappeared.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I always had to fight my own battles because it disgusted me how inept the AI was in managing battles (how the F did you manage to lose half my archers!), plus that was the whole point of the series, to take the “roll” out of the battle sequence.

I’ll still turn it on every now and then…but then it takes me like an hour just to figure out where I left off.

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

rofl @ the archers comment. It’s soooo true. You’re chillin under the assumption you GOTS dis and then suddenly all of your long-range support is dead and you’re like “Wow thanks”. Seriously, it was like a strat game with Mario Kart Catchup Logic turned on to Extreme.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time

NOT doing the hand motions with that!

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

obviously, the guy's a jerk off the field. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 12:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

is it really a dislike?

I guess I can understand if it was a “well, not my favorite” kind of thing.

But a power hitting shortstop, rocket arm, team leader, willing to look ridiculous for charity, honors death of cousin he was close to….

I guess I just figure there are other people out there to hate.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 14, 2010 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

At this point, it's obviously become a joke, just like my "hate" of Matt Belisle.

The true story for Tulo, as I said before, is that I have nothing but respect for his talent, but would not want to spend a second with him in a social situation/

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

You could say that for half the people on this board though...

er…without the respecting talent part…

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

you've made similar comments like this before

so I was just wondering if you dislike most (90%) of the Rowbots on here, why do you stay on here. ?

by butterfly on Jul 14, 2010 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'd party with Tulo, either.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mrs Tulo will kick your ass

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo's not married...

is he?

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

You should’ve been around here when someone found his wedding stuffs on some website. That was a fun thread.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was terrible.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was hysterical.

It showed the enoooormous gap in what people think is and is not acceptable and just how powerful google could be because the guy was only looking for Tulo’s bat and found his wedding stuff. It was awesome.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes he is

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

http://www.playerwives.com/tag/troy-tulowitzki/

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow....

that site isn’t creepy or anything.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not at all creepy

Just ask Anna Benson.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

note to self.

Don’t Google Anna Benson at work….

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Utley's so down to earth

he’s got the regular cute/goofy hot wife. Not like the other toolbag.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

In that pic of Tulo with his fiance/wife.

He looks like Tebow.

I now know why Muzia hates Tulo.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFF Do NOTcompare Tulo with Tebow...

gah

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

they both have lungs

NO

BRainnnnnnnsssssssssssss

BRaiinnnnnnnsssssssssss http://www.twitter.com/rockiesmagicnum

by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tebow is the anti-Christ. He has no lungs

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought he was the lord and savior.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

See this is where he has everyone fooled.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because

I’d put that up as a headline on SB Nation Denver if it wouldn’t offend anyone.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

What that he is the Anti-Christ or the Lord and Savior?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Both.

I don’t want to offend the Satanists either.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

You should make a poll

Is Tim Tebow:

The Anti-Christ, therefore the Broncos will, in fact, win the SuperBowl?

The Lord and Savior- they won’t win, but everyone will feel blessed to have him in the City.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

I love this :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...sorry....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

And probably start fights by getting in people's faces and doing the puffed-chest thing,

then tell the cops you didn’t do anything after you get your asses kicked.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whaddayougotaproblem BRAH?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

King neckbeard

approves.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Neckbeard will come along

to be our whipping boy.

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

You guys hang out with Kyle Orton?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course,

gotta have someone to make fun of…that’s what we do BRAH!

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by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Totally Scro!

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo doesn't exis

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Tulo actually existed

He would have played baseball last night

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

IT WASN'T GARDENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dammit, Muzia…..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

"YARD WORK"

and I am NOT Russ

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

What?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know this. I've never met either of you

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Everybody knows that Russ = Rox Girl,

Russ =/= Muzia.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

but I don't see

RG anywhere…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't?

She’s right there in front, in the lower left.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

ouch.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Russ

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

But how do I know you didn't photoshop this?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

HEY

THANKS FOR VISITING ME AT WORK LAST NIGHT. IT WAS A LOT OF FUN HANGING OUT.

>:(

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did visit you. But I don't exist, so you didn't see me.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

>:(

We are not cool right now.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I never said I was for sure going.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just sad.

You were posting comments at the same time my shift started. All you had to do was say hi!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't live that close. And honestly I didn't want to drive

over there at 10:30 :(. I’ll come visit you when I get back :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

=/

hard to imagine why people don’t come visit me at work. Gun-toting Texans, occasional celebrities, and crazy people losing their minds in the lobby. It seriously would’ve been cool, but no worries.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I gave it serious consideration...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haha

Look at you, dude. Jesus.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTF

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

reccin dis

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that a dress shirt tucked into jeans? And Russ looks like McLovin.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Russ kinda is McLovin

and I was going a bit classy, but not over the top until I found out Corporate is Lame

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I totally wish I was Tim Collins

people would be ordering me at golf course bars from hot waitresses all the time

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about Tom Collins?

Philosophy TA, HIV positive and in love with a drag queen?

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that a compliment?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

But wait,

are you wearing skinny jeans? I mean, I know you’re from Queens but…

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

No.

In fact, those jeans are quite wide on me.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rosalinda was not lame!

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

They were gold sheets!

And there wouldn’t have been any video to judge.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

We'll never know.

And apparently she’s an actress/writer who works for SBN Corporate part time. I think I should demand the $25 I put down to cover her tab.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
do it.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

WINNAR!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Russ, you don't have to take that.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was just about to post this same photo.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

For someone named "Russ"

He sure looks like a RoxGirl

/oh no he din’t

That SBNation meetup needed more youth.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

The older ladies

are relatives of a CU football player.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cougar chaser.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't chase cougars wtf.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude always had a thing for cougars

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Atta boy.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol is that UZ?

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

uh huh

you missed a par-tay

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

UZ is hilarious in person.

Herro backhanded compliment.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes it is.

I also have a picture of him with chicken wing sauce all around his mouth.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

what a carnivore

post it Russ…do it.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  


Click on it for a larger version.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

OMG!!! I'm in the picture!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Liar.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't exist. How do you know I wasn't there?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're lying right now.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I got it!

She’s a ghost. Or an actual cat, lurking in the rafters.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm Romo's dead cat..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

so I'm married

to some dudes dead cat?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, I don't exist

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

So I'm married

to nothing :(

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

You exist...you might just be a gimmick

(I think you’re as advertised, so don’t get bummed at me)

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

A gimmick? I don't understand

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

I can identify most of the people there, but didn’t know who that was.

by holly96 on Jul 14, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

She could be a professional Facebook lurker...

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not even on Facebook.

Anything I know has been gleaned from PR.

by holly96 on Jul 14, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Consider yourself lucky.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heh. I know.

I actually am not sure which of the girls is who, but I have a guess.

by holly96 on Jul 14, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

One of them you won't get.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jon Woods

of The Ralphie Report and SB Nation Denver.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHO!?

Is the BEAST with the purple Rox hat?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's not very PC, dude.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm serious!

How is that bad?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I kid, I kid

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah, it is

just mean

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

It depends on it...

TLMM would take exception to being called a beast or not. I wouldn’t care if somebody called me one, I suppose.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think he'll be ok with it

just a little “dude…weak”

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

In my lingo

BEAST = BEAST!

That’s a super compliment.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice cover

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 1:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not a cover

but whatever…if you ever met me in person you’d know this to be true. I need no defense of this.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

For real

Hulk is a beast and everyone is all crazy about him. I got yo back, Dub.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly...

Beast = Cool.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I loathe Hulk

but it was the first beast I could think of. Let’s use Venom instead.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or

Fat Italian Guys with hot women feeding them…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

/glances at Mario poster above monitor

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Beast has a lot of positive connotations

it’s used around here to describe overwhelming pitchers and good power hitters, among other positive baseball attributes.

Outside of baseball, the pictured fellow’s facial hair could be considered pretty beast.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy hell

We could just go with Beast. He has the facial hair, even if it’s not blue.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well said...

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's only mean if I say its mean

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

since when

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I lol'd real, real hard.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

crap, I keep forgetting this point

Thanks for the clarification

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds like PR MPD

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by Oldfoagie on Jul 14, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was helping me with lawn work

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love Tulo...

<3!!!!!

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by prettyinpurple on Jul 14, 2010 1:18 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

O/T - Pulled Chicken?

Anyone familiar with doing pulled chicken via boiling in a quart pot? Easy/good? I’m no culinary whiz, but love BBQ and would like to try doing it myself.

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I've never boiled chicken, but I hear it's the way to go if you're going for shredded chicken.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Boiling is cheating.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

when I do pulled meat

I use the crockpot. I suppose boiling could work too…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well...what do you think you're doing in the crockpot?

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 14, 2010 5:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who is the best computer game designer on PR...

 I know of a for real government contract For a realistist DOD wargameing system

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by Oldfoagie on Jul 14, 2010 1:08 PM MDT reply actions  

If I could affoard to change jobs.

I’d would like to work on the graphics engine. My MS was a specialization in CG and Human Computer Interaction.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 14, 2010 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am serious about this...

 I have been involved with Colorado PTAC on another issue and they keep sending me emails about things I don’t do.

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by Oldfoagie on Jul 14, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

it is gonna be a long week.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Crestfallen, you might say?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

We passed crestfallen on the first off day

Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave

by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Here's synonyms I found for crestfallen

ass in a sling, blue, cast down, chapfallen, dejected, depressed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dispirited, down, down in the dumps, downcast, downhearted, in a funk, inconsolable, low, sad, singing the blues, taken down

Take your pick, they all apply

by amoeba on Jul 14, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Funk!

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

crestfallen^4

I'm starting to get those Rockies goosebumps

by Rawktober on Jul 14, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was my reaction when I saw that.

However it’s a good thing in that we get a day of extra rest. I’ll take that.

by CentralCaliRox on Jul 14, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Easiest way to know the Blue Jays got a good deal

ESPN’s headline: Braves acquire Blue Jays shortstop Gonzalez

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 1:33 PM MDT reply actions  

I like this metric

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

They didn't do poorly

but they traded low, and the return is a little short.

by deacs on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

so they got

Muzia?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

how sad

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey now

you better be somehow calling me talented and awesome in those four words

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

now playing: Tom Sawyer

seriously what is it with me and Rush lately

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:35 PM MDT reply actions  

Lack of eating brains?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

hm. must be.

Rush owns, however, so if you’re suggesting otherwise…

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're going to eat my brain?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your brain is too big to eat in one sitting.

More like “take your brain home in a container for the fridge”

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Muzia will help.

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dirty Vegas up in here.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

OUTKAST!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm listening to Townes van Zandt, Steve Earle, and Jackson Browne.

No, I’m not a middle aged dude.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Minus the Bear

show tonight, gotta pump myself up

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Menos el oso

excellent.

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by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh, listening to 1510 AM whilst mopping and PRing

They were discussing Steven Strasburg. He’s married. Weird.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:41 PM MDT reply actions  

My parents did this.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

got married at 18

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah.

So not literally when turning 18, though?

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

no

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you're Hispanic

That’s not even shocking.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha
I'm the weird one who isn't married yet at 28.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

For Reals!

And your mom probably swears she brought you up right!

/sign of the cross

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a huge family

Mom and Dad each have 8 brothers and sisters. Each of them has at least 4 kids. I’m the only one who isn’t married with kids.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't fall to the peer pressure!!!

Until you’re ready, that is…

oh…wait….I thought we were married. I’m so confused.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

We don't have kids though

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Someday they'll let us adopt

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

we can adopt in

Colorado.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Even if I'm Romo's non-existent dead cat?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm sure we would

have an easier time this way…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay I'll go with that

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sweet...I'm coming over for Thanksgiving

especially if they hand up a pinata in the backyard.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh lordy

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

;)

Would it be terribly mindblasting if told you that my dad’s side of the family is part Hispanic?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

not at all.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

My wife's dad is hispanic

and we definitely had a pinata for my daughter’s 1st.

by Teekalong on Jul 14, 2010 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

*snort*

/part of face falls off

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

amazing

I absolutely love the jDub

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really?

It’s weird that a stud athlete who people were all over for multiple years and was guaranteed more money than any other draft pick before him found a woman interested in that package (lollllllllll)?

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's like 20? I just can't imagine why ANYONE gets married at 20?

especially these days…
/says the one who was with her highschool sweetheart for far too long and thinks anyone who gets married that young is loony.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I heard that.

The highschool sweetheart part, I mean. And sadly, I have more married friends than single friends, which probably explains my sbnation comment total. Sigh.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

^5

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

How do we explain

everyone else’s high post counts?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

unemployment

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

That solves you.

I guess mine is I don’t have a hot blond or the “future wife.” Of course, that only accounts for the last year of posting.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's their problem.

I gots mines in the baaaaaaaaaaaaaag.

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by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I get paid to play

on the interwebs all day?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want a divorce. I'm jealous

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hear things aren't working out so well, Maria

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

roughly the same rason as SDTF

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

heh-heh... I decided I was going to marry Destro when I was 19

I was almost 24 when we actually did it. Stage of life and such.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

his real-life name is much more boring, I assure you. But ya know, being Mrs. Destro is kinda cool… maybe I should make a new twitter account, @MrsDestro

… nah, don’t use the one I have.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, did you fall for his

wild hacking?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

Rally destruction can be attractive sometimes, in a bad-boy sort of way… ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know his real name

we’re totally friends on FB

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Like,

Totally?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Totally.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

woooooooooooosh

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sucks to quote a song like that

and I can’t even follow up with lyrics because they’re almost all banworthy.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Totally absolutely

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 14, 2010 5:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not

just you

and sdtf
and russ
and hilary
and coolo
and ATF
and AATF
and theshiva
and jeff
and wolf
and bryan
and rdrnnr
and jrockies
and maria
twice
and mondo

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rdrnnr is on the FB?

why aren’t we friends

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll email you.

We should be friends…I just don’t want to get pushy here.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 14, 2010 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am superstrict with who I reveal my identity to

and especially allow into my FB circle of friends…if y’all I’m caustic on here, I’m about 300% worse on FB, and I have to be SURE you know me so you don’t take it the wrong way.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm the same way.

Though I don’t think it’s possible to offend the members of Purple Row that I’m currently FB friends with.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's because you're a prude.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I triggered a slew of people to delete me a few months ago. It’ll happen.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

If I added you right now

You’d laugh hysterically at my profile picture

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you wearing something

only people in the 80s wore?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

YOU DID NOT FIND ME.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guarantee I have worse

maybe not right now but

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh I don't give a shit about that...

I was curious as to how he did that, but then realized he has access to my email, which has my last name in it.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

And I only looked you up

because this conversation started.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh that's fine...

I’m pretty sure my page access is on lockdown, but that picture I rep with pride!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the only thing I can see.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You gotta admit...

that’s a pretty sweet picture.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

see now I'm curious

BRainnnnnnnsssssssssssss

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd post it but you'd be all

YOUREDOINGITWRONG!

and drop the ban hammer for bandwidth and shit.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dig it.

or you can just host it at tinypic or whateveryou know how to do this already

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

you don't?

AMart does this little spiel with presto at the end, I figured you would have heard that by now

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have some downright offensive ones, myself.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

mine is just dead sexy

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 2:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

it is pretty awesome.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

ditto that

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by hotdoglady on Jul 14, 2010 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really?

Then you must know mine and the kids’ as well. ;-) Be impressed, I actually took his last name, even with all the 2nd-grade teasing potential.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

survey says...yep!

we can totally be friends too Casbah

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm down... shoot me a request :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

done.

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

k, I'll hop over once lunch calms down.

yeah, I’m the mother of the year, my kids and I are eating lunch at 2.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's summertime

Relax.

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 14, 2010 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Resists urge

to make joke because he’d violate SBN terms of service/privacy rules.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lame :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously, anyone who looks at my profile knows my name

You know, since my e-mail address is in it and all.

The eye-roll at the 2nd grade joke is truly reflexive at this point.

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 14, 2010 5:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

My sister was 20.

And this was three years ago.

They weren’t high school sweethearts. Though they were friends in high school.

by holly96 on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I married my high school sweetheart.

We got divorced a year later.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

lame

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

am I allowed to guffaw?

or should I cry for you argentina

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by Muzia on Jul 14, 2010 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

You may guffaw

She was a psycho

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

That sucks.

My brother-in-law is actually my brother’s age, so they’ve all been friends for awhile, and the two of them (brother & bro-in-law) were roommates freshman year in college. And then after he got back from his mission, he and my sister started dating. His family is odd, but he is not. We got the good one.

by holly96 on Jul 14, 2010 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our sibling in-law situation is kinda funny

Destro has a younger brother who’s 7 months older than me, and I have an older sister who’s 7 months younger than him.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Back in January

to Rachel Lackey.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rachelle*

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

haet u Seinfeld

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh, one of my best friends is named Rochele

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do not know this information.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

But when did she end up in New Rochelle?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

This explains Laura Petrie

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maury Amsterdam would so have been on an offender registry today

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

My company has a facility in New Rochelle

I don’t even know where the hell that is, but this is now the second time I’ve seen the place mentioned today (the first being work-related, obviously).

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

John must be pisssssssed

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by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Baseball players get chicks.

It’s true.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's not even that good looking.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah. He is arguably the most underrated player in baseball, though.

Dexter, however…

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by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, crap

went to stir lunch only to discover that I had the wrong burner on this whole time. Ladies and Gents, the story of my day in a nutshell.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:55 PM MDT reply actions  

I hate with that happens...Seriously

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Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, the girls are rocking out to Schoolhouse Rock and don't care.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

CONJUNCTION JUNCTION WHAT’S YOUR FUNCTION

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by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, there are others I like better.

They’re on the math rock right now, though.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's the first one I think of.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

You and many, many others, I'm sure :-)

It’s one of their signature songs.

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

BILL

He pwns

That is all

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by Paleface Destro on Jul 14, 2010 5:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Schoolhouse Rock skipped a couple years.

Everyone 2-3 years older than me knows about it, everyone 2-lower years younger knows it, and here I was having to watch the clips on YouTube my Freshman year of college to get it.

by Greg Stanwood on Jul 14, 2010 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's sad :-(

my kiddos love it. I did as a kid. It may or may not surprise you to know that my favorites are almost exclusively America Rock. :D

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just a Bill

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're not a Galaxy Girl?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hello dude here!

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Todd and Troy: Get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought you were a female that didn't exist... ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 14, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's the internet.

Of course she doesn’t exist.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

You always struck me as more of a Clarence

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

"What's the vector, Victor?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dig the Grammar ones

Lolly, Nouns, Interjections… Of course, in HS, our English teacher would play that when he was feeling lazy, so that might have something to do with it. In fact, we did Schoolhouse Rock as the spring musical when I was in HS. Now THAT is nerd-tastic. My favorite America one is probably the Preamble. Three is a good Math Rock, and I think most of the Science ones feel forced.

And I’m spent.

by Yokel on Jul 14, 2010 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Interjections!!

Show excitement and emotion! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!!

To this day I can recite the entire preamble to the Constitution. Which is highly impressive, except for the fact that I tend to burst into song in the process.

by Junction Rox on Jul 14, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

z

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 1:56 PM MDT reply actions  

z?

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Jul 14, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

must....scroll....through....comments....

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Finishing playlist now.

Packing is easy. Take clothes, toss in bad. It’s only 3 days.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Y'all be good.

It’s Steamboatin’ time.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

by A.J. Haefele on Jul 14, 2010 2:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Peace.

Have fun.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have fun!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Enjoy!

Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave

by Mondogarage on Jul 14, 2010 2:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, should

I book a flight to Denver for game 1 of the World Series now?

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:22 PM MDT reply actions  

yes

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do it.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Jul 14, 2010 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only 97000 visits

away from 2 million.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:23 PM MDT reply actions  

If we all log out and log back in lack 100 times...will that help?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Don't you wish your pitcher was a lot like him
Brad Hawpe: Haters gonna hate
Todd and Troy: Get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 14, 2010 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only if you can change your IP address each time.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

proxy n00b

BRainnnnnnnsssssssssssss

BRaiinnnnnnnsssssssssss http://www.twitter.com/rockiesmagicnum

by Zombie RockiesMagicNumber on Jul 14, 2010 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or...

Only 97 Rockpiles away…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 14, 2010 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because we need it

http://www.purplerow.com/2010/7/14/1569868/wednesday-rockpile-overflow

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by Russ Oates on Jul 14, 2010 2:27 PM MDT reply actions  

My z button is destroyed.

Probably foolish of me to expect actual rockies discussion today.

The best things in life are Tulo dingers, Ubaldo strikeouts, and uh, yeah.

by squalene203 on Jul 14, 2010 4:07 PM MDT reply actions  

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