Crazy eighth: 12 runs with two outs, 13 hits in inning; Jeff Francis back in form as Rockies romp
by Rox Girl on Jul 30, 2010 10:31 PM MDT
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PrintA game that looked on its way to a decent 5-2 Rockies victory turned into a 17-2 slaughter as a couple of young members of the Cubs bullpen sort of blew up at Coors Field on Friday night.
Jeff Francis pitched six innings and continued a recent stretch of fairly strong outings from the left hander, allowing two runs on four hits and a walk, he was helped by some solid defense from his teammates, but also helped himself by striking out five and walking just one. He even collected a hit and scored the Rockies first run on a two run Seth Smith double in the third inning.
At the start of the game, the Rockies used a patient approach at the plate to get to Cubs starter Ryan Dempster, collecting five walks in four plus innings, all of which would prove integral to a run. In the third after Smith's double and a Carlos Gonzalez strikeout, three straight walks to Troy Tulowitzki, Brad Hawpe and Chris Iannetta plated Smith for the third Rockies run. In the fifth, two more walks for Hawpe and Iannetta after a Tulowitzki single loaded the bases for Ian Stewart, who knocked a single for the Rockies fifth run. CarGo led off that inning with his 20th home run of the season, Gonzalez also doubled early in the game and added an eighth inning insurance RBI single with two outs just to make sure the win was all secure at 6-2.
Maybe just a little more was needed, Tulowitzki came through with a double, scoring Melvin Mora. 7-2. Now it was probably safe...
You know what, this is Coors Field. I mean crazy stuff could happen, maybe a little more... Brad Hawpe, can you help? A double? 2 more runs? Groovy. 9-2. We're good... err... yeah, thanks Iannetta, a triple, 10-2. NOW IT'S... wait.., Ian, you didn't have to hit that..., wow 12-2 after a bomb, but we're good guys, we're good.
Barmes? Didn't you already double this inning to lead off? Another single? Okay. So you can have two hits. Sure. That's fine, but no more... eh... you too Mora, a double 13-2, but I swear, that's all okay, or you'll spoil your suppers...
DEXTER FOWLER, DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME? WE WANT SOME OF THESE RUNS FOR TOMORROW! 15-2 AFTER YOUR HOMERUN. Now see that? You've made all the Cubbie fans cry...
That does feel good though. Fine, I give up. Spilly.., CarGo.., Tulo.., all hits, 17-2... yeah okay, 12 two out insurance runs. Just because you can never be too sure.
That said, though, the bullpen was outstanding, Matt Belisle, Raphael Betancourt and Taylor Buchholz allowed just one baserunner (Buchholz, in what became mop-up duty) and struck out six in three innings of work.\
The Rockies were outscored 43-18 on their recent eight game losing streak, but have outscored opponents 26-5 the past two days.
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OK, that was hilarious.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
It was awesome.
31 days until my first Rockies game!
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
RG continuing the gamewrap until the streak ends!!
Cuz you don’t mess with a winning streak!!
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I have a feeling that this is the type of thing that could only happen to the Cubs
If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 31, 2010 12:39 AM MDT up reply actions
Okay, I'm optimistic again.
31 days until my first Rockies game!
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 30, 2010 10:35 PM MDT reply actions
Thanks to
whoever remembered to switch out the non humidor balls…
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by Maria M on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
shhhhhhhhhh
:P
31 days until my first Rockies game!
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 30, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
whoops...
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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Just keep giving them
reasons to guess whats in that sack right?
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dried out
balls.
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nothing worse than a sack
of dried out balls – well I guess it is good for putting up 12 runs in one inning.
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Wow.
31 days until my first Rockies game!
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
but isnt that the theory?
that we are swapping out dried out non humidor balls instead of moist regulation humidor balls?
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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pretty much
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
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There are so many different directions I could go with this.
but I won’t, because this isn’t the place. Either that or typing a bunch with all of my IPAs SUCKS.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Miller wouldn't know what to do with a sack if it was trying to plug his mouth
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
HOLY CRAPOLY !
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
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Hey, anything that can plug Miller's mouth is okay in my book
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Destro SAVES!!
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Off the shoelaces
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions
On WGN
After we had scored about 8 runs in the 8th they said, “now’s the time where we start asking the question, ‘are the Rockies doing anything dishonest because they seem to be knowing when the breaking ball is coming.’” That made me so mad!!!
Of course they know
The Cubs pitching is crappy and predictable
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Maybe the pitcher was tipping his pitches?
Or maybe bwcause their entire gameplan was curveballs low in the zone all inning
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
um...scouting and poor pitching ?
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
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c-o-n-SPIRACY
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm seeing Venable with 2 out
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
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Yorvit singled
Todd "my goatee is better than Youkilis" Helton
-Jamey Carroll, 10/24/07
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by MileHighMadness on Jul 30, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm watching on regular TV and the Marlins win! woot!
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
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Wow
I’m in Wichita for the NBC World Series, watched that on a giant screen at a sports bar with some friends, IT…WAS…AWESOME!!!!
The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.
17 Runs
Equals the number of runs we scored during our 8 game losing streak
Some hope?
by rockiesfan4ever on Jul 30, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions
IT"S A SIGN
Todd "my goatee is better than Youkilis" Helton
-Jamey Carroll, 10/24/07
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by MileHighMadness on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Baseball-Reference says 17
Some hope?
by rockiesfan4ever on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions
FLA 4-SD 2 Final
Todd "my goatee is better than Youkilis" Helton
-Jamey Carroll, 10/24/07
Intern, Ubaldo Lovers Club
by MileHighMadness on Jul 30, 2010 10:41 PM MDT reply actions
yes!
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Go Fish!!!!!
If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 31, 2010 12:41 AM MDT up reply actions
I just want Melvin Mora to start tomorrow.
Otherwise, same lineup as today please.
31 days until my first Rockies game!
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 30, 2010 10:42 PM MDT reply actions
wait a sec.
All 12 of those runs came with 2 outs?
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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wow.
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Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
how have we
not been banned yet?
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WE?!?!?!
What, do you have a mouse in your pocket? I’m a SAINT.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
/jaw drops in disbelief.
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I am used to women's jaws dropping in my presence...
Because of the 3 BILLZ, obviously.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
everytime you say that
I think you have eaten three guys named bill.
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How do you think he got to be that way?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm not too biased...
Rogers’ are pretty tasty too.
Especially with at dirty martini
/cues up Erasure
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
needs more le tigre
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nice.
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YOU LOVE IT
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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the remake of "I’m so Excited"…SUPERGAY!
We know that’s what you really meant.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
thanks for asking!
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously...I LOL'd...
You got me. Not so much. But seriously. No not really.
I’M SO CONFUSED!
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
It's okay
Again…be comfortable with YOU
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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions
NTTAWWT
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions
Gotta make an exception for that one....
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions
not that theres anything wrong with that.
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I know...
but cat uses it all the time. and EVERY time I have to look it up, and then I’m all “dammit jDub, I hate you memory!”
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
have some more beers ;)
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Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
Be comfortable with YOU
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions
free to be you and me!
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I have far too many of those
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
li'l pimp is a kid with a mom and a dad... ;-)
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
rofl! i wanna hear you say it... "gee, nogchompa!"
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
You have a pet with Tourette's named Weathers?
…or did you appropriate the Tourette’s for yourself? :)
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
my favorite weathers quote:
“JEEZUS was a fisher of men!…. jesus was a FISHER of MEN!”
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Geez...have you seen most of my daily posts?
Tourette’s? I wish that’s all it was.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
I have...and I LOLd
Hey, I’m giving you a built-in excuse here. Work with me.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Thank you, thank you.
/bows
generally I just like having fun with people, and I’m not too proud to have fun at my own expense either. I WILL self deprecate to a FAULT! BAM.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
just gives you an excuse to eat more
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Nah, don't be so negative
Think “WHOLE LOTTA LOVIN’”
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Sumpin sumpin?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Dude's gotta have his Baby Back Caesar Salad
/prescribes Cedric the Entertainer
Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave
We need to have beer together some time
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm a HOOT.
Just ask me. And if you don’t believe me, you can ask Muzia and RMN. We’ve have some fun too.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
honestly
I’m looking forward to meeting you on the 14th
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i'll never go jDub
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You also burn more, apparently
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
you really are
the gift that keeps on giving.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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Oh great...jDub's stroking out again
Someone call 811
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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL
/falls off chair
Kinda tipsy though so don’t be too proud of yourself.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Kinda tipsy?
WORK FASTER MAN
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
srsly?
I’ve put down 44oz since the 8th inning. Probably be more if I didn’t have to use my hands to type.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
wow
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Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
it's the bombers man...
you drink one and you’re all, oh, that one’s gone…but it’s 22oz!
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Oh, okay
We’re simply talking about a difference in definitions then.
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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions
wow, i had to think half a second about that... :-D
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
To what? Sight? Sanity?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
being able to keep food down.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
/Backs away slowly
Where’s RMN with his terrified smiley when you need it?
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The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
It says so much in a small, simple graphic, doesn't it?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
It really does...
it’s classic. And it reminds me of a lot of looks that I get IRL…which make me laugh as well. My poor server at LODO’s yesterday.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Please tell me this person was well-tipped.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
ALWAYS.
I might be the biggest jackass in the room…but I guarantee that I’m also the best tipper. I know what they have to deal with. And I want them to allow me back in the place too!
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Good man
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Appreciate that.
I worked food service, I know what they go through…nothing worse than no tippin assholes…who are assholes. Don’t get me wrong I’m not an asshole, just an ass…
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
No hole?
How do you take a crap? Maybe that’s why you’re so mean…
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Exactly
I’d be angry if I was full of crap, too
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions
...
/whistles innocently/
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions
That took about 2 minutes longer
than I expected
Bazinga!
by Junction Rox on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Aight...Peace out y'all.
Have fun, be safe, and take a cab if necessary.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
already home.
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Drinking at home FTW
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skinny dip?
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Vodka cranberry..
I was having a terrible day..and decided…screw it, I’m getting some sushi…and vodka…
not sure why lol
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nice. I had a nice glass of red wine with dinner.
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I'm finding that I get stuffy nose and redness when I drink red wine....
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
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boo.
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Yeah, well me too...
but I’m thinking of calling a cab to drive me around the block for good measure.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Meanwhile, Todd Helton pulled a 2010Helton Special
0-2, BB, sac fly
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 10:52 PM MDT reply actions
ATF...Such the buzzkill...
appropriate for someone with the moniker “ATF”.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Boom
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
or the chair
when you sat down on it.
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No, that was POOF
as it vaporized into dust
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions
i hate that stuff.
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Dood.
Pickled cabbage? MONEY. Clear your shit straight out. Literally.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
I don't need things "straghtened" out for me.
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Being a little backed up is how I maintain my sunny disposition, though
Plus, I don’t trust anything that smells worse going in than it does coming out.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
soooo...
nutramigen?
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
FTL
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions
I'll give you that...
Every time I open up a new jar I look at the dog and am all “KODY…YOU STINK”…
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
I'm right about everything.
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FOUL
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
thank you!
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Sauerkraut
SATAN’S COLESLAW
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
actually that was a whoopee cushion
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
And hey
I thought that was a good line. A walk. He made contact in a positifve way
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions
so
we won tonight. 12 runs with 2 outs. I don’t care!
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In Casper?
Todd "my goatee is better than Youkilis" Helton
-Jamey Carroll, 10/24/07
Intern, Ubaldo Lovers Club
by MileHighMadness on Jul 30, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah but he hit the game winning walkoff sac fly didn't he?
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it wasn't a walk off
occured in the bottom of the 8th… the Ghosts still needed to get 3 more outs after it, but it was the second to last AB for the Ghosts tonight.
Wyoming baseball --- GO GHOSTS!
by Kris Hansen on Jul 31, 2010 12:00 AM MDT up reply actions
Sac fly was the game winner in a 2-1 win
The shot was a 400 foot low fly – nothing to be ashamed about – most of all the Ghosts set him up with a runner on 3rd with 1 out in a 1-1 tie in the bottom of the 8th and he delivered.
I have video and am trying to set up a YouTube account so I can post it… not sure if that is possible on this site anyway.
Wyoming baseball --- GO GHOSTS!
by Kris Hansen on Jul 30, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions
downloading now
Although it says 54 minutes remaining after it has already been running for 5 minutes. This was about a 45 second clip… that can’t be right can it?
Wyoming baseball --- GO GHOSTS!
by Kris Hansen on Jul 30, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
well - its about a 2:45 clip actually
and I think i found a quicker way to upload it
stay tuned.
Wyoming baseball --- GO GHOSTS!
by Kris Hansen on Jul 30, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Depends on your internet connection
You can fanshot the video.. Or if that doesn’t work, email it to theoldgrizzlybear@gmail.com and he can embed it in the rockpile tomorrow.
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
I added a Fanshot
I’m not sure if it worked – this whole process involved a whole lot of techie firsts for me.
Wyoming baseball --- GO GHOSTS!
by Kris Hansen on Jul 30, 2010 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions
This site is hard to navigate
On a serious note, sounds like must-see video
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Please don't disturb the sane people
They’re working on posting a video I want to see
Bazinga!
by Junction Rox on Jul 30, 2010 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions
I want to see it, too
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions
You did a great job. Very awesome video
I believe you can create a “Video Fanshot” by switching the tab to video instead of the Link type (at least I know mods have that privilege). Then it would be embedded in the Fanshot, but the way you did it works just fine. Russ added it into the Pebble Report
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 31, 2010 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions
Hooooooooooooly Jesus.
that was an ass whippin’
Ubaldomania.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 30, 2010 10:58 PM MDT reply actions
Giants walking people 2 out 2 on top of the 9th...
Giants leading 6-3 now…go Dodgers?
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So police helicopter sounds like its going to land on my roof
They are broadcasting that a 65 year old woman with Alzheimer’s is missing…that’s sad:(
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that is sad
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Yikes. An 80-year-old man with Alzheimer's disappeared in Cheyenne last December when I was workin gup there
They found him, but it didn’t end well
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions
LOLCUBZ!
I don’t have a particular dislike for the Cubbies, only their fans. I gotta say I was loving all the long faces I was seeing on the screen tonight.
Went to walk the dog when it went to 9-2. Came back to see it was 15-2. Wow. YAY!.
(And where has this offense been???)
Get your purple on.
They're gonna need a couple of kegs of Old Style to drown this one
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
The best was the guy behind the plate, a little off towards 1st...
DEJECTED AND WASTED. Made the most of his airtime.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Yep
There was also a guy off toward 3rd who wasn’t having any better of a night.
/snickers happily
Get your purple on.
I guess from now on I have to start bemoaning our failure to score a man from 3rd with no outs, once we've picked up 2 outs...
…though I’ll admit no one could have predicted the outburst that occurred after I said it tonight…
please, do this :-D
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions
6-4 now ....go Dodgers! Wilson blew the save...hahahaha
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Brian Wilson's failure sustains me
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
I am behind ANY game that includes a fauxhawk BS
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm confused
1) Wilson did not pitch
2) Wilson did not blow the save
3) Jonathan Sanchez pitched in relief
4) The Giants held on to win 6-5
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 30, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions
we are all a little confused today.
I suggest some erasrue and or le tigre.
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I'm on a 12 run high from the rockies
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
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Breaking the chains of love will help
/remembers that he has that song on his iPod and phone…
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions
My mistake..I thought Wilson blew the save...half assed watching sorry!!!
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
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Aw...my hopes were up
Oh, well. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BRIAN WILSON!
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Sorry!!!!!! I was trying to watch the Giants and comment here
and listen to the police announcement…My apologies for the confusion
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hey nice addition to the sigline.
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what?
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which part?
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
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the yogi berra quote
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I figured after our 8 game debacle..
I better go the rally route
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
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it's working
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Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
I shaved my legs for the first time in like 10 days yesterday.
thats why we won.
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well played
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
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HAHAHAHAHA!
I don’t even know what to say about all your sexiness. A Sexican to the core.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
i need to buy some
skin tight turquoise high waist jeans.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
But you have short hair?
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
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what does that have to do with anything?
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
/buys wig for the 14th
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do it.
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Don't really need to
my shit falling out like it’s going out of style anyway….
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
bald.
fat.
ass.
How are you still single?
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I ask myself this same question every morning
Bazinga!
by Junction Rox on Jul 30, 2010 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions
I have two of the three but I am not single
So, maybe there’s a sliver of a fraction of a hope?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions
you got your lady
before that happened?
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well, before one of them happened, anyway ;-p
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Well done
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
Well, before one of them happened. I’ve always been an ass.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
;-) ninja'd you
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions
we could fix that
nah. just a #3, I promise ;-) wouldn’t want you to go full clint barmes on us or anything.
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
There are exercises you can do to help you prevent that
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions
You can do exercises
that will keep your hair from falling out?!
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
no, the other end
unless you have a hairy ass… can’t help ya there, dude… ;-)
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, you said your shit was falling out
…but before, you said there’s no hole.
Now I’M confused!!
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions
enterorectogestion?
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Great
Now I’m going to have nightmares involving Martha Stewart and a turkey
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions
FRAK
now I am too, you contagious b*****d
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Hey
It’s not like I’m herpes or anything
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions
he was talking about your shit falling out, not your hair
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions
didn't stop you :-D
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Uh-oh
I am the nail in the path of the BANHAMMER
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions
I was thinking of the long hair women with the big poof in the front....
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
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the big bangs
circa 1986?
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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yeah, but I still see that all the time here
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
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Ouch.
Gauntlet. Thrown down.
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions
/looking around on the floor for what you just threw down/
;-D
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions
and you go back to being the jerk I thought you were
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
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if you say jDub
3 times in the mirror – he will show up and eat all your food.
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
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Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
mmm...peanut butter fingers
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
HAWT
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions
i can still grow mine out though, right?
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Of course
You’d be hawt if you went full Lt. Ilia on me.
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions
/blush/ thanks :)
of course, you’ve seen me with everything from a high and tight to back-length…
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
I am intrigued
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
woohoo! me too!
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 30, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
^4
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
All I know is if Tracy doesn't run out this same lineup tomorrow....ARGGGGGGGGHHHH
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
QPU Member #4, NYYHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy
oh right...:)
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
QPU Member #4, NYYHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy
It's okay
You’re drunk on Rockahol and RUNZ.
Paleface Destro, RISPy assassin: Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The San Francisco Giants: Weapons-grade stupid since 1883.
Recovering Mets fan since 2007
by Paleface Destro on Jul 30, 2010 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Foshizzle!
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"
Ubaldo,Tulo, Hawpe, CarGo, and Spilly say "Germans?"
"You can learn a lot just be watching" - Yogi Berra(thanks pedalpusher)
QPU Member #4, NYYHEG Member #4, Proud Member PR Gynocracy