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Wednesday Rockpile: An Epic Win and a new Bold Prediction

I'm back from Egypt and it looks like I missed quite a lot in fifteen days. I'm still pretty tired (I traveled for 28 hours yesterday--yes, 28 hours) so I'll keep this brief.

An epic comeback win last night (the largest ninth inning comeback in Rockies' history) to defeat the Cardinals placed Colorado seven games over .500 for the first time this year. It was only the 12th comeback win of the year for the Rockies (2nd fewest in MLB). Hopefully going forward the Rockies won't have to make their comebacks from six runs down in one inning. Dave Krieger captures last night's awesomeness pretty well.

With the win, Colorado moves within four games of San Diego for first place in the NL West. Troy Renck certainly sees the Padres as a threat given their play thus far, while I remain unconvinced as to their long-term juggernaut potential. Sure, their pitching has been lights-out, but San Diego's hitting has not. I just don't see their success continuing. As I've said all year, I look towards the Dodgers as being the Rockies' biggest threat for the division title.

Because bold predictions in this space is what I've become known for in these parts, I'd like to make another one. When Troy Tulowitzki returns from injury, Colorado will be alone in first place in the NL West. They won't relinquish the lead once Tulo returns either.

The reason for this optimism: a regression  toward respectability in terms of offensive performance in late-inning high leverage situations combined with the return of the Rockies' second-best starter from injury this Friday to add to Colorado's already league-best pitching staff. Sounds like a winning combination to me.

SB Nation Denver (and by that I mean Russ) recaps last night in their daily Peaks and Valleys post.

Jim Armstrong revisits the 2008 Matt Holliday trade (at least the CarGo part of it). I've explained previously that the Rockies got the better end of that deal and this year has done little to change my mind (All-Star team bid notwithstanding).

Let's hope that the Rockies can keep rolling against Jaime Garcia (the real ROY this year so far) tonight.

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two things.

1. That was awesome.

2. If you are interested in the New Belgium meet up – click here – and vote for the date you like best.

3. Ok I lied. That was awesome – my friend was at the game – and this is what he had to say:

Witnessed the greatest Rockies comeback in history tonight, in person I might add. And topped it off with the most epic and awesome fist bump/exploding fist bump/high five ever. It was pretty badass, the world won’t know what hit them with this new step in fist bumps.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:37 AM MDT reply actions  

this

how huge was last night for him in terms of confidence building?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

If Michael Cuddyer can be the Twins full time 3B,

CDI can definitely handle a platoon with Stewart. That’d be pretty awesome to see. If Olivo continues to hit, there’s no reason he can’t be the super-sub (C, 3B, 1B) that the team wanted from Mora.

by deacs on Jul 7, 2010 8:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I just don’t want to see him calling games. Any lineup that has Olivo and CDI in the lineup is one to be feared.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

he actually has a reputation of being a pretty good game caller

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 9:48 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

As an unrepentant

CDI fanboy, I sadly cannot rec this but once. That homer last night left me doing a happy dance in my kitchen.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - Dave Barry

by rockhead on Jul 7, 2010 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was doing happy dances all over the living room like 6 times

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

If Chris Iannetta can play third base then Brad Hawpe can damn sure play first base so we can play Seth Smith every damn day and have a good lineup instead of having a two-hole hitter with a freaking .310 slugging percentage.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

or when Stewie gets hot

just slide CDI over to 1B every once in a while, why not

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sure, sounds good to me, any solution where we figuratively shoot Todd Helton into the sun via cannon is best for this ballclub.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it would be very respectful to throw Todd Helton a great big retirement party, like, tomorrow. Bring out the rocking chair and everything.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

my dad has a Dr. Suess-esque hat that has this "I am old" Seussian poem written on it

let’s also get that hat for Todd

MAN it’s tough to say that, but yeah

When Renck wrote “Todd Helton has a stiff back and weak legs…..the DL isn’t in store for him” I…I….

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree....

to have Olivo and CDI in the line-up would do wonders

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
Seth Smith’s beard looks on in anticipation.

by Colsportsfan on Jul 7, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just read that this

is the biggest 9th inning comeback since at least 1918

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:42 AM MDT reply actions  

this game needs a nickname now

Redbird Massacre?
“OH WOW” game?
9th Inning Extravaganza?
MurderBall?

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 8:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well we already have a "wow" game with the Ubaldo No No

I like Redbird Massacre…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Redbird Massacre!

That goes along nicely with the SpillySLAM and HellYaHelton

by mkorpal on Jul 7, 2010 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like MurderBall

Because it certainly got killed last night. And that Holliday jack? He looked downright angry after he hit that.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

How about just 'The Comeback' game

Kinda like the Broncos’ ‘The Drive’ game

It's not luck - it's The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno...I like Redbird Massacre

The Comeback could apply to
SpillySlam
July 4 2008 vs Marlins

Redbird Massacre is pretty specific

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer “Spillyslam ’09”

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

You are presuming another SpillySlam in the future?

I like the optimism

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'd be up for a reunion tour.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

How about just

NINE IN THE 9TH!!!!!!

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 7, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

mlb.com says
The last time the Cardinals allowed nine runs in the ninth inning was Aug. 6, 1959, when they surrendered 10 to the Pirates in an 18-2 drubbing, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. Tuesday’s nine had a bit more bearing on the outcome.

Francis is my homeboy. Matt Daley has a boo boo on his shoulder.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Rockies WILL make the Playoffs... Why?

2007: You have the amazing walk off homer by Helton off on of the games best closers, Saito. Then you have one of the craziest comebacks in the histroy of the game to force the playin game. In that game, you have the famous Holliday slide in extra innings. In the end DRAMA=PLAYOFFS

2009: Clint Hurdle is fired mid season, while the team looks horrible, and is far out of the playoffs. Jim Tracy takes over, and the club starts a comeback that is one of the largest every. In the middle of that, you have the Spilly SLAM, which in it’s self, was one of our best comebacks. In the end DRAMA=PLAYOFFS

2010: So far, we have had a 9th inning which has seen two of the hardest hit homers I have ever seen by Stewart and Giambi, the latter being a walkoff. And we just witnessed the greatest comeback in Rockies history, capped by Mr. Latenight hitting one dramatic walkoff. Does DRAMA=PLAYOFFS?

In the end, EXPECT THE SPECTACULAR

by mkorpal on Jul 7, 2010 8:43 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Or how about EXPECT the Tacoular?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

I wish these fangraphs

Had a point on them with the 7th run labeled “TACOS!”

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I loved the fans chanting We Want TACOS! clapclap clapclapclap

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

methinks muzia will come up with something clever for you

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

And there it is! This must always be.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Willis!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Too bad I could only rec it once

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

What does that mean?

I’m gimpy with the lingo still

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Under Actions

There is a Rec button. Click it if you really like someone’s post.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's saved for the really really good stuff

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Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Unless if you are LACK

Then you use it every time there is a semi-funny or better comment

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'ed

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd = this only with a recommendation

and the recommendation button under actions

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

we use rec rather than just +1

the idea is to clear up clutter with “+1” posts, but we all end up announcing the recs we give anyhow, so the clutter remains.

It does turn stuff green too after 3 recs.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

+ 7

rec’d

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno, usually we make some comment about the rec...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I want to eat that FanGraph

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, the tacos came at the little spike at the bottom

On Iannetta’s home run. You pointed out where CarGo scored to tie the game at 9
/im bustin chops, you can ask anyone

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 10:28 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

When I saw the graph

it looked like the team gave the RedBirds the finger.

Not altogether a bad thing.

The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.

by rockieprogress on Jul 7, 2010 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

why oh why

is this not green…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 7, 2010 5:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok, weird

now it is. it wasn’t before…

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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 7, 2010 5:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

the one below it is green

(it has a taco symbol)

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JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 5:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just realized I've missed the following games this year:

last night
no-hitter
15 inning game

I should just stop watching baseball.

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 8:47 AM MDT reply actions  

obviously

you are bad luck for the rockies when Drama is needed…

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

were you late?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

hmm

And I saw all three start to finish.
And I saw our 22yo rookie outpitch The Freak. In person.
And at the RowBBBQ, we sucked until you went away
And the rockies have lost every playoff game we attended together

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 9:28 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

muzia must stop watching Rockies baseball?

if it gets us wins then I’m all in for this

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Taking one for the team

muzia, I’ll be sure to pour a 40 on the ground in front of Coors for ya

Watching the purple row from high atop the big brown monolith on California Ave

by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Lol

Although the Rockies are 7-2 when I don’t watch…and 29-18 when I don’t watch the entire game

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#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

major RIRFsadface.jpg

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

except when our powers are combined

we still haven’t lost a game we attended together

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Two negatives make a positive

I know you’re both nerdy enogh to know this stuff!!

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

Notorious Hat Liar

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

you're thinking of the wrong guy

I ooze class, not nerd

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

probably true

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Depends on where you're oozing from...

you may wanna get that checked out.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

already covered man no worries

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

alright

cool man cool

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

which is worse?

Not watching rockies baseball anymore, or eating taco hell every day for three weeks?

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 10:11 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

typing this out via mobile shows serious commitment

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Twice

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

might as well do something

While walking a mile from one end to another of this Menards

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 9:50 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jeez man

My fortunes have been opposite—in fact, I was at 2/3. I’m due to miss one at some point…..

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Jul 7, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Uh, yeah you said that last night.

Or rather early morning.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

*yawn*

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 8:54 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Boy isn't that the truth

I just got off the phone with a client in Detroit, and as we’re exchanging pleasantries, I said "I’m a little tired from staying up late to watch the Rockies game.:

Client: “The who?”

Perfect.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 8:57 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

perfect.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Good morning, evryone!

I hope y’all aren’t dead like me.
/Where’s starbacks in nerdland?

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 8:57 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Starbucks is banned.

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by Russ Oates on Jul 7, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

agreed.

their coffee is a lot like me. Bitter.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

eh, once you find a decent alternative

Starbucks doesn’t bother you. And the Pike’s Place roast will do in a pinch, not as bitter as some of the other.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

House Blend - 2 lb bag at Costco $10.00

Kirkland Signature brewed by Starbucks. YUM!!!!! smooth too

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not to get all picky,

but roasted is probably what you’re looking for. I doubt you’re buying your 2lb bags of coffee already brewed. ;)

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well this is a true statement....lol

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's my name!

jDub tha TRUF!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well...

I’m sure that at WalMart you can buy a 3lb bag of already-brewed dirt coffee for only a buck

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Starbucks is fantabulous

no really I like Starbucks

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

I do too...

I like my Americanos.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

I used to protest when Starbucks would move into an area with

another local shop. Then I read that they actually boost the sales for the other coffee shops with overflow and comparison drinking. So yeah, I don’t think their so evil. Plus you get bennies for part time work..

/dashes off to apply at Starbucks

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not me...

I’m a dirty capitalist.

But I could see how they could drive business at indie shops. Especially with the Anti Starbucks crowd. THEY WILL SHOW THE MAN! Meanwhile, I will go say hi to him.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

lol...this..although I am still refusing to shop at WalMart

Target FTW

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

WalMart supports child labor

This is not actually proven, but it’s a truthful myth

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

WalMart squeezes their suppliers and this is why I don't like them.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh

Safeway

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can't stand Walmart

because it takes an hour to find what you need because they let ADHD kids lay out the store. “Contact solution in electronics? Makes perfect sense. Allergy medicine? That goes with stationary.”

Then after you spend that hour, you get to wait an hour in line, because two lanes are open and one of them has a trainee manning it.

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

TRUF!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

Walgreens for Contact Solution FTW

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Target up & up contact solution two 12 oz bottles< $3 FTW

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

as long as there in no thimerosol

I was nearly blind from that horrible stuff

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

That sounds like some type of inhalant

To sniff glue or not to sniff glue; that is indeed the question

By the way, I don’t do any drugs, and I rarely drink

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever

Walgreens seems like a more friendly place to shop in.

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I HATE WalMart

It's not luck - it's The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 7, 2010 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I <3 Walmart.

I just got some Rockies sox from there. They go great. With my new purple converse.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I need purple Converse!

I just realized I don’t have any, and not only does purple=Rockies, my dad-in-law coaches a hs football team with Rockies colors. Stretches out my wardrobe. xD

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 11:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

HaHa

I see a shopping trip in your future !

by butterfly on Jul 7, 2010 11:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

Talk to

Lodo Magic Man about purple Rockies shoes

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Most Coffee shops > Starbucks

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not so much on my palate

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well

Refine your palate. Drink moar 1554.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

My palate has tasted perfection and

it was not bitter. Yay Starbucks!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big fan of New Belgium either...

all their beers taste metallic to me

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm the same way with Sam Adams

Just replace metallic with Skunky.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

ha!

I love this!

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree :)

Seattles Best = Starbucks
Starbucks > other coffee shops

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

We seem to not agree on much.

Starbucks tends to burn their beans when they roast them. Burnt beans != Good Coffee

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Seems like you've had some bad brews.

I’ve never had a bad brew at a Starbucks…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

Neither have I

It’s just that I don’t get why some people are addicted to Starbucks

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh agree....I'm not addicted..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Um, ok

Drinking a Starbucks latte a day is actually more costly than smoking a pack a day, although smoking is probably worse for your lungs. DRINK MO’ BEER, because who cares about your livers???

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Don't forget about the extra

300-500 calories.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

In coffee, right?

I never realized that beer has a lot of calories too until I checked about a week ago

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Most people only have one liver. I might need 3 by the time I’m 80

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

What's so good about Starbucks?

Why does everybody have to spend one minute or more listing the things they want in their coffee? Why can’t they just drink black coffee like me?

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, I'm not a coffee snob, I just like their flavor better.

/sips my Folger’s Instant Coffee because I be frugal

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

You can be frugal

without drinking azz

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Actuall, a neighbor brought

over a care package of food during my mom’s most intense stroke rehab including the instant coffee..I am forever grateful for the free coffee and kindly neighbors.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, whatever

I drink Chai more than Coffee. I don’t know how people can stand putting so much whipped cream and sugar in their coffee

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hey I like my coffee with milk...no sugar, maybe some cinnamon. I don't like frappucino's.

Straight up ICED coffee….yum

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Especially when it’s 95 degrees outside and you’re too young to legally break out a bottle of ice-cold beer

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Although...

it’s only illegal if you get caught, right?

And it’s not illegal to drink alcohol when you’re under 21, it’s only illegal to buy it, right?

OK, then screw that, I’m just breaking out the beer

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I've ever seen someone look as scared

as the time I bought a 19-year-old a beer in an NYC club. He was petrified someone would detect the youth-vibes he was radiating and chuck him out!

by biondino on Jul 7, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

You bought a 19-year-old beer?

Wait, wow, I’m really dyslexic.

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ordering from Starbucks

doesn’t automatically mean “with toppings”…

though I do get an evil glee when I get to respond as such:

Me: “Large black”
Way too cheery starbucks girl: “So a grande black?”
Me: “whatever the hell large is here”
Way too cheery starbucks girl: “would you like room for milk or cream?”
Me: “what does black mean to you”

Muwahahahahahahahahaha!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

awww...poor girl

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Half the time

the person will stand there with a “dear in headlights” look, and half the time they will get all embarrassed for asking.

I’m going to be so crotchety when I’m old!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

And you're not crotchety now?

Oh my

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Lions and tigers and bears!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

In the US are all Starbucks employees foreign students?

They are here. I still miss the gorgeous French girl who moved to Brazil to be with her worthless boyfriend :(

by biondino on Jul 7, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I miss her too, man.

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

((:D))

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

You mean "deer in headlights" or really "dear in headlights?"

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh dammit!

nice catch…I’m retarded. What can I say, late night!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well...

It could be “dear in headlights” except that would be a bit different. I could see it, especially from your other comments

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not quite sure how to take that

O_o

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Freudian slip? You thought she was a dear, but still lost ?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Rec’d

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

uh, they get benefits and stuff

in the realm of “thankless jobs” Starbucks is pretty much at the top of the totem pole

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

not everyone gets bennies.

Depends on who owns it. The starbucks in our building is actually owned by Breckenridge Brewery. No benefits, but they do get free beer. Free beer gets you drunk, but it doesn’t fix the dude downstairs’s weird teeth.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's pretty thankless

Especially because some people take their coffee VERY SERIOUSLY. I have a friend who manages an indie store in the mall, and he could tell you stories.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

My sister has a weird story about a lady who just wanted a cup of drip

kept sending it back (with a giant line behind her) because she couldn’t taste the coffee. They like 8x brewed it for her, then tried giving her an incredibly strong Americano to see if that did anything, and she just got pissed off because she couldn’t taste anything.

Sounds like a personal/medical problem to me.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Word...

I may sound like a jerk, but really my tone of voice isn’t threatening. I just like to mess with people.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

sounds like the curse of the black pearl to me.

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hardly crapping...

but sweet gif nonetheless!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

This may be hard to believe...

but I’m actually an extremely nice person…especially to those in…uh…“thankless jobs”? I hardly consider Starbucks a thankless job, but whatever.

I order a large black coffee…not a lot of room for interpretation on that one. I take issue with 2 things…the ultra perky “barista” who is going to make me use their lingo du jour for whatever size large is that day. Also, just listen. Black obviously indicates that I do NOT need “room”.

Easy. And artificial sweetener doesn’t scare me because I drink diet soda.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

I suspect those baristas

have a script they have to follow, and are watched and rated on their following said script

“Do you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair?”

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Alright! Alright!

I’m a dick. I’m sorry.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

No you're not. Just realize they are just trying to keep their jobs.

Yell at corporate for making them do this.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

My boss used to come into work every morning

Head to the kitchen where she’d pour out the top quarter of her black coffee, and add milk.

by biondino on Jul 7, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I see what you're doing...

you’re trying to get the dirty capitalist to yell at the man. Not going to work on me missy!

/get on phone…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

finally

you admit it. You just moved up the Maria scale.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've never really denied it

;)

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

thats the truth.

"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)

Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

We just gonna butt heads

and that’s the way it’s gonna be, huh?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

butthurts

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Easy there Biff...

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

:)

I do that a lot with folks around here.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well aren't you the surly one

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

just bitter.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Like the LOLCOFFEE?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

exactly.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Surly...crotchety

Crotchety….Surly

now, get a room

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

banned.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

I got your banned right here

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

CHICKFIGHT!

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maria and I are buds

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know...

I’m just playin’

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

well, at last I knew..lol

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL ARGUZ

I feel dirty…

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

yes we are.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

What's that,

dirty?

Cha-ching!

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

grumble...grumble...grumble...

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

you may stay

now kiss my merciful ring.

No, I’m sorry for nagging on you, I’ve just worked in like every phase of suburban stupidity throughout my yet-short life and I feel for them.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've only yelled at an MOD at Target

and he was such a little pischer and his attitude sucked…so I unloaded on him.

He deserved it.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever...

I’ve got thick skin. It’s cool.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love cream and sugar.

And if I go, Ill probably just order a caramel macchiato. I don’t really go into detail w/ my orders.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 9:53 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Aren't you too young to drink coffee?

Or is my non-coffee-drinking self totally behind the times?

by holly96 on Jul 7, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Caribou is the onions of coffee

Terrible, tastelss, and burnt. The AIDS of coffee.

Dunkin’ or nothing.

by deacs on Jul 7, 2010 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Can somebody remind me why we're even talking about this in the first place?

Please?

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by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

something about trying to wake up after staying up late

watching the awesomeness that is Seth Smith hitting walk off…a thousand different times?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh

I SethSmith everything SethSmith about coffee

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is sethsmith a synonym of Spilly?

Can you define this?

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 9:55 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agreed!

But then Dunkin’ is definitely the HIV of coffee

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

My favorite

Is a local place in Iowa City called the Java House.

Local wins over corporate all the time.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

The coffee I make in my house

is the best. With a little vanilla cream, yumm.

Or just go with a breakfast stout.

by mkorpal on Jul 7, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

coffee

Put a thin layer of coconut on the bottom of the filter before adding the coffee – amazing.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Interesting

Does it actually taste like coconut?

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

it adds a nice

coconut flavor – but not overwhelming coconut….

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nope

Mc’Donalds’ crap is the worst. Once I just tried a cup just for the heck of it, and it was gross. It tastes like mud as opposed to real black coffee

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I somehow read that as Nederland instead of nerdland.

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

You're still celebrating the win of the Other Orange

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

YES

No other Dutch fans around here? (I was rooting for USA until they flamed out against Ghana)

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tubby

Is this you?

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

this...and then I thought I'd root for England

And then Paraguay for the most awesomely bad uniforms ever.

So Nederland it is!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Although...

Uruguay has one of the best anthems in the world. After listening to theirs, the Star Spangled Banner seems a bit bland in comparison.

To be fair, South Africa’s anthem is pretty good too.

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Canada has the best anthem IMO

I didn’t hear Uruguay’s

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

England wins the "Most often heard anthem"

Who hasn’t heard God Save the Queen?

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Russian

national anthem wins

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Did they change it to the

Trololololololo song?

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

yep

that’s the one

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

banned

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

:)

good morning RMN – can I offer you a cup of coffee?

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

but I made it special for you.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

FINE

dangit I’ll be falling asleep at noon now

this is why I never drink the stuff

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Another lingo question!

What’s with the “LOL-Something” that goes on around here?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL = Laugh Out Loud

generally a way of making fun of something – i.e. LOL CARDS

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I know what lol stands for...

but around here it’s like “LOL CORZ”
or “LOL HUMIDOR”

I mean I feel the sarcasm, but did it start specifically making fun of something?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL METZ

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

best response :=)

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

I liked it.

So I’m going with this definition:

LOL [insert something]Z : an excuse to say something ridiculous and pass it off as an inside joke.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL MAGNETZ

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

How do they work?

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by Jeff Aberle on Jul 7, 2010 4:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

well that is making fun of

people who think coors is the same as it was pre humidor.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah the barley mix has changed since that humidor was built in

still tastes like piss though

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Curse You Prohibition.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Curse you 19th amendment!

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

Notorious Hat Liar

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOLCORZ

basically it’s mocking the MSM when they are saying “You know Smith is batting pretty well but you have to take into consideration that he plays at Coors Field”

We distill that, and pretty much any other article that is still operating on the notion that Johnny Herrera could be a .900 OPS player in Coors Field down to LOLCORZ

Whenever there’s a lot of words on one topic that deserves mocking, we distill entire articles, messageboard pages, giant strings of conversation down to “LOLTOPICKZ” complete with LOLSPELIONG

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

great now you have me looking up Herrera's OPS just to make sure

he does play at COORZ after all

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ok I'm good...

thanks guys, but I’ll probably butcher it the first time I try it.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL starbuckz

Coffee all over your hand dripping down your sleeve as you walk down the street

Why oh why can they sell millions of cups o’ Joe but not perfect the cap on said cup of Joe?!??

The Big Purple Machine will make a believer outta you!

by El Paso Jeff on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

DUH!

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL DUHZ?

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
Denver.SBNation.com

by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Lightbulb just went on now...

I completely understand.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

my brother works there

actually a decent company

I just don’t really drink overpriced coffee

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

I just actually have a gift card

I will nevr spen money either.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 10:32 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I just actually have a gift card

I will never spend money either.

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 10:33 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is like ATF on autocorrect.

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am crestfallen. I only just have a gift card.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

I actually do

I like their drinks, and they seem to really take care of their employees. And at least try to do some global work. Yes, I support Indie coffee places as well, but I also really like Starbucks coffee.

www.twitter.com/owtsproductions
www.adancerinparis.blogspot.com
Also, Carlos Gonzalez is still a sexy man.

by Squeaky on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am shocked!

Shocked! I tell you.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

sleep rules, coffee drools

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 10:25 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

sleep...coffee

repeat

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Correction.

O’Doyle Rules.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

woo!

Gluglugugugugug

This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Jul 7, 2010 10:05 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dead, no.

Feeling like crap, yes. Called out of both jobs, have two straight days off to recover. Wow.

www.twitter.com/owtsproductions
www.adancerinparis.blogspot.com
Also, Carlos Gonzalez is still a sexy man.

by Squeaky on Jul 7, 2010 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

In the photo

I love that the cameraman is wearing a “Vote for Cargo” shirt.

This is not as clever as you might have thought it would be.

by ricola22 on Jul 7, 2010 9:14 AM MDT reply actions  

Wait a moment....

Didn’t the Rockies lose 9-3 because Francis and Chacin couldn’t keep the Cards from reaching home base?

I’m really confused.

Wait, what is that you say?

The Rockies actually won???

This must be a really funny joke that I’m not getting. I’m going to go check the final score…

(Goes to the SBN home page and ESPN, and sees that the Rockies won…)

WHAT?!?

WHY DID I STOP WATCHING AFTER THE FIFTH INNING? WHY WHY?

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:23 AM MDT reply actions  

Because we all thought it was done done done...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

dun Dun DUN!!!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

I know, but I actually just stopped watching 5/9 of the way into the game

OK, from now on, whenever the Rockies are down after the fifth, I will stop watching. Hopefully that will be good luck for the future

"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.

by LACK on Jul 7, 2010 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bah! That sucks man

You know, in retrospect, I’m not sure why I stayed at the game considering that I had to be up early today. Well, it was the best questionable decision I’ve made in a long time. lol

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 7, 2010 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

super rec'd

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
"We could have had Jesus on the mound and [the Rockies] still would have gotten hits." -Paul Lo Duca
"I mean come on, you can’t be from Nebraska and go to school at CU, I think they take away your overalls or one of your last remaining teeth for that."
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by Hollidayrain on Jul 7, 2010 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

baseball for the win!!!!!!!!!

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Just think how great

the first grand slam of 2010 will be

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Perfect

Some people get tired of the “no clock in baseball.” But the genious of it is that while all other sports have a ticking clock that creates their drama, it’s the absence of a ticking clock in baseball that creates the drama.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You can't really remove the clock from other sports though.

Baseball is a great game, but please don’t discount the others. Baseball as a pure game is excellent. The MLB brand of Baseball certainly has its faults (read as Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies lack of a Salary Cap).

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

not today

today is Unexpected Victory Tacos, meaning everything is perfect in the world.

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I rec'd it....however , the Lions defeated the Redskins 19-14

Sept 27, 2009 thus ending their 19 game losing streak. I’m betting they were pretty excited about it.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's already green, but have another rec anyway :)

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We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

You nailed it ATF

Baseball is almost independent of time itself without a clock. There’s no set rule of when the game has to end, you still have to get the outs; and for whatever reason, the Cards just couldn’t get that 27th out last night.

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 7, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

See 2009 NLDS Game 4

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

We all resembled that remark after that game.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why did you have to do that?

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 7, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Be sure to check out

The “Tale of a comback” link over in the Yahoo Big League Stew section on the right. Pretty clever bit of writing.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - Dave Barry

by rockhead on Jul 7, 2010 9:46 AM MDT reply actions  

You could

link it for us.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

He did, kinda

It’s linked over on the right sidebar, up the page a bit.
But fine ;-P
Link

Caution: Colorado teams are better than they appear.

by ShadowPenguin on Jul 7, 2010 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ahh.

See, I never pay attention to that part of the page. Its kind of like its swept under the rug.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Now the article is worth reading for this quote alone.
Seth Smith’s beard looks on in anticipation.

I think this will be my new sig line.

My name is synonym for win.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

i would have literally ROFLed at the "Smith with his eyes closed bit" if i werent sitting in a truck

As it is, I laughed hard enough to scare a nearby child

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 7, 2010 10:06 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol...
He might be wearing sunglasses at night, but La Russa’s heat vision could burn a hole through someone’s chest right now.

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez

by Colsportsfan on Jul 7, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nickname?

This game should just be referred to as the 9th inning, simple to the point and well worth watching again. I like Seth’s quote that sometimes this game is just stupid, yeah stupendously brutal. It will be interesting to see how both teams respond to this game.

I believe the Rockies have shed their chains of mediocracy and now the JUGGERNAUT is loose!

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by SomethgPurple on Jul 7, 2010 10:00 AM MDT reply actions  

who's RMN?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

and sorry, I would be more on board with that nickname

if you hadn’t told me you all stopped watching the game.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm

Long version: Mr. Late Night’s Spectacular Comeback
Short version: The Comeback

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Another tidbit for the NL West report

The Dodgers have won 46 games total, and ten of those have been against the D Backs….unfortunately they only have two series left with Arizona.

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 10:07 AM MDT reply actions  

Wow

Well, it seems that Purple Row has unquestionably reached Jim Rome/Jungle/Dan Patrick Show status, where the biggest (and often only) topic on Purple Row is…Purple Row.

Still buzzing about the win last night. So many heroes, picking up for the goats so much that its hard to even remember how bad Francis, Barmes, Chacin were along the way. If only we could get a little emotion out of Smith in interviews, almost comical in his “ho hum” vibe. CDI, on the other hand, was beaming and it was great to see. Keep rollin’.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 10:27 AM MDT reply actions  

Hell Yeah is the correct answer...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

What stood out to me in that ninth – 11 men came to the plate and every damn one of them had a great at-bat. Well, OK, maybe not Brad Hawpe, but even his trip was competitive at least. You love to see guys buckle down like that and it has to be a confidence boost to know that they all can come through and pick each other up in even the most dire circumstances. If we can stay riding this wave for the rest of the week we’re going to be in phenomenal shape heading into the All-Star break.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

No doubt

the trite “don’t give away any ABs” mantra really seemed to be in play there, the fellas were locked in and didn’t miss many hittable pitches. Obviously we were benefitted by LaRussa’s defensive strategy/Randy Winn’s inept fielding (is he normally that bad?). But that’s the game. Hard hit balls, one after another (even Smith’s out).

And Drew’s comment that we may not see Franklin tonight due to the workload almost made me sad. Run that meat out there again tonight, I like our chances.

But great continuation of the mo’ we had going after Sunday. Need Cook to earn his keep tonite.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Winn's normally an excellent defensive OF

I think it was just the no-doubles defense and the whole “fate is playing against them now”

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was my thought

which is why I was surprised by how tentative he was on Cargo’s ball …and then the Giambi play was probably exactly as you say…fate, coupled with the nerves of “oh dear lord, this inning was supposed to be a cakewalk and I’m mentally checked out and its damn windy and now whether or not I pick up this ball cleanly actually matters” and there you have it.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Harsh, man, harsh. This is FightClub....

Seth is too cool for school. I actually think he was in shock.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love that he he won it with a home run

All we needed was a singled but he killed it! What a statement!

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

yup

We not only came back, but won by 3. As LaRussa said, “brutal”.

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Franklin was angry

because he knew his nutcracker beard had nothing on SethSmith’s beard.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just because I didn't see this before...

1. Fower – CF
2. Iannetta – 3B
3. Cargo – RF
4. Tulo – SS
5. Hawpe – 1B
6. Smith – LF
7. Olivo – C
8. Barmes – SS

Someone send this to Tracy/DoD right now?

by roxintober on Jul 7, 2010 10:35 AM MDT reply actions  

Swap Smith and Iannetta, Iannetta with Olivo, and change Iannetta’s name to Stewart about 90% of the time, and you’ve got something.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Regardless of position, who would you rather have?

Iannetta or Stewart both hitting to their full potential consistently?

I gotta honestly say Iannetta.

by roxintober on Jul 7, 2010 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

In a vacuum, it’s a toss-up. But at third base, taking into account defense at a position high on the spectrum, I’d say Stewart, unless I’m underrating Iannetta’s ability to play the position… and let’s just say I’ll believe it when I see it.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

Definitely intrigued by the prospects of working CDI in at 3b if he can handle it, but let’s all not forget how often we have crushed guys like Mora and EYJ’s defense when playing out of position, or Giambi’s defense (who has no position). Asking a career catcher who is hardly a springy athlete to succeed at the hot corner might be a masterstroke, or could be a disaster. Baby steps on this one. But gotta give Tracy some credit for throwing that out yesterday, I doubt anyone could have predicted that approach (even him) and it obviously paid off…

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't like Iannetta at 3B when we have Stewart and Mora

who, obviously aren’t the greatest batters this season (unless we cherrypick a timeframe), but I’d muchmuchmuch rather have their gloves in there.

Iannetta pretty much laughed at his 3B playing time during postgame saying “it’s the most fun ever….I’m gonna make a lot of errors” or something like that

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 10:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

And that’s not a knock on Iannetta, but third base defense matters and I have trouble believing that A) Iannetta would be better than an Atkins-caliber fielder at third and B) he’d hit enough to overcome the difference.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

At least the entire world agrees Hawpe should be at first.

by roxintober on Jul 7, 2010 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hawpe’s been garbage injured lately

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

So there you go...you are back to Hawpe hating..:P

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'd try Iannetta at 1B.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, so long as we continue to disagree on everything

the Rockies will win.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Seth Smitgh's beard

approves.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Seth Smith Even.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

I approve of Seth Smith with a beard...

hubba

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo's mullet sucks

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

That mullet is a monstrosity

And I hate freedom, apple pie and kittens too

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Dan Uggla.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

she already said she hates freedom

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate Dan Uggla more than freedom

Almost as much as I hate Philip Rivers ( and I really hate Philip Rivers)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why

such unadulterated hate?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

2008 All Star Game

If he can’t make plays behind a groundballer like Cookie., he’s.during a game that determined home field for the WS. In fact, 3 disgusting errors…..stupid bad errors….Not close plays that were tough calls. Hideously terrible fielding….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

he got the guy

at the plate though, on a ground ball

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
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JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

SO WHAT?

Like NO ONE mails in an all star game in any sport?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you see Cookie mail it in

for the 3 innings he had to stay out there longer because of Uggla mailing it in?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Blame Bud Selig.

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agree on Selig. But if you are going to say

that these guys should get away with mailing it in…
when clearly other players weren’t during what should be a meaningless game that is actually meaningful in a stupid way. Well, I just fervently disagree.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh heyseus...

I didn’t say ALL do…but to say that everyone is going to give 100% in an all star game is beyond ridiculous.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

But you seem to want the one guy

that clearly blew it, and is a lesser defender to become our 2B. No thanks. And also, I’ve seen Uggla play other than that game, and he gives me no reason to trust that he’d be good in our groundballingest world.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dig your heels in if you want...

but he’d be an overall plus to the team.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree 100%.

If we trade for him, of course I’ll want him to do well, but I don’t want him on our team.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...but your whole basis of

“Barmes D is better” so I don’t want him is just weak.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

But its not weak..

At 2b you need strong defense as much as you do at SS. I don’t understand why this is so hard to understand.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

prevent as many runs as you want

you have to score some too

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

And we will score runs

despite Barmes not scoring ALL of our runs

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

personally I am not content

with all defense in August and September. We played that game and it gets us nowhere. Barmes will cool down in a month and be ice cold, like usual. We can’t afford to live with that, we’re in our competitive window right now

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's still just coming off as blind loyalty

see…teeks Hawpe argument below.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what's funny?

Not a single player on the Rockies has blown a play since 2008. It’s really a statistical oddity. I’d write the article on it but I’m at work.

Point is we can’t have Uggla’s performance in an exhibition game wreck our perfect team mojo.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay so now you guys are just being nasty

Kelsey makes the case for me…Peace out….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

No one is saying that Uggla

is a defensive upgrade…we’re saying
Uggla offense ≥ Barmes D.

The way you’re hating on him, you’d think he raped your sister.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

you just stopped being cool at all

with that asinine comment.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, seriously how stupid

for you to equate a horrendous thing like rape, to a damn baseball player. And some of my comments about hate are facetious….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to defend my comment

because its intent was to screech the wheels. Over the line, probably, but damn…

“I’m not going to like him and that’s all there is to it”

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't like the guy's fielding..

Besides I’m entitled to irrationally hate anyone :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not a good enough reason not to give him a chance

in my book.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

2008 ASG Blues

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t point out that uggla’s errors had no effect on the outcome of the game, goes back to work

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's effin weak.

So we hate on athletes in other sports for mailing in the all star game?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

She's got a point about our groundball oriented pitchers.

They rely on groundballs, because fly balls go a long way in the giant Coors outfield. If those ground balls aren’t converted to outs, not only do you put more men on base but you also destroy the confidence of the pitchers, who are our greatest asset.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Valid to a degree...

but it was already determined that we did just fine with Atkins at 3rd…not exactly known for stellar D

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Atkins D was not as bad as some people made it out

to be. Barmes is a far superior defender to Atkins and Uggla both. 2b is involved in far more plays that 3B, I think. They turn double plays etc etc.

Mora sucks 2B and 1st but does quite well at do well at 3B, totally different skill sets needed there.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Uggla's not as bad as YOU are making out.

NOT SAYING HE’S AS GOOD AS BELOVED BARMES.

But not as bad as you think.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Second base is a more fielding-oriented position

The two most defensively important positions, at least in the infield, are shortstop and second. A lot of teams throw their sluggers over to first and third for that reason. Yes, there are plays on the line, and third is a bit more important than first, but second basemen are generally fielders first. If the discussion wasn’t about the middle infield, I would be happy to entertain the thought of getting a good bat to replace slumping offense, but my whole point is that second base is too important to drop the D like that.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

thisthisthis this this this this

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Atkins defense wasn't nearly as bad in '07.

And he didn’t play as much in ‘09. I don’t know where you’re going with this.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well if you want to compare years...

Barmes this year is WAY below career numbers defensively, yet we don’t want to talk about that here. Point was Atkins was a minus defender.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Barmes is having one semi-bad season

His play at SS has been superb. I

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

That has nothing to do with anything

other than making a case for him being a great utility.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude, you're full of it.

So there were probably a couple of plays that cost Barmes in UZR. That’s why his seasonal numbers are down. Over the last few years, we see that he’s a very good defender, which is what he’s shown lately at SS. And you say this isn’t relevant? I’m sorry that you can’t make a good argument, but little comments add nothing.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pot meet Kettle
I’m sorry that you can’t make a good argument, but little comments add nothing.

Barmes plays SS so well because that’s what he WAS before Tulo came around. Again…no one is saying that Barmes isn’t a good defender (maybe not the Jesus status that he’s getting around here). No one is saying that Uggla is as good at D. The point is

Uggla O ≥ Barmes D

End of story.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

But Uggla's offense does not

bring enough offense to offset how critical the defense is

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

according to Fangraphs

Uggla is half a run ABOVE average defensively and 14.5 runs above average offensively.

So……what’s the argument again?

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really? How?

Barmes has a career fielding % of .982 at 2nd base. Uggla is .981.

I think his offense compensates for that .001…

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right. I'm done.

We’re going in circles and everyone’s using different stats to prove the same point in a different way.
I have made my opinion known as clearly as possible, and I really did have things to do this afternoon besides arguing about baseball, as fun as it can be. Besides, it’s crossed the line a couple of times into incivility, and I don’t think I want to watch this get even uglier (almost typed “ugglier” which proves I need to go do something else). Good luck, people.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 1:38 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Your right.

This argument has become Uggy.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

And this is why

arguing stats is so crazy. Everybody has a stat to support their position. Is anyone right here? Who knows, I agree with the incivility part, and I apologize for falling into that abyss.

Sometimes, an opinion is just that, right or wrong :)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

As do I...

I see a line drawn and I don’t hesitate to jump right over it.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

But that line was not really

drawn at all. After all, this is about our opinions…..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the line was civility.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Liking Tulo's Mullet and Children

Are not mutually exclusive things. In fact, I fail to find any correlation between the two.

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by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly...I LOVE Mullets

but that doesn’t mean that I love children.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

wait for tonight

and remove Tulo

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

But you have to admit, Giambi is buying some time.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree, but not enough to shut down thoughts of moving Hawpe to first and getting a 4th outfielder in the line up everyday.

by roxintober on Jul 7, 2010 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Good point

When tulo is back and barmes is moved to 2B I’d like spilly and smith back in the 2 hole and if barmes slumps keep Herrera at 2B.

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wont Herrera

have to go back down when Tulo comes back?

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by TripleT-Rox on Jul 7, 2010 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

could work

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 11:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Olney is hinting

that the Rox may have an interest in Uggla if the Fish blowed their team, then ultimately sliding him over to first when Tulo is healthy.

Sounds like a pipe dream, BUT, how much would we have to give up for an Uggla you think?

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Do NOT want

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

His defense is not as good as Barmes.

And if Barmey keeps hitting like he did in June…we don’t need his bat…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

See?

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty big IF...

given his June history.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I still wouldn't want Uggla's lack of glove

over Barmes glove…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

That was my point...

Barmes wasn’t GREAT at 2nd base this year defensively, though everyone wants to make it so.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

One year of some minor flaws

and by minor flaws, I mean not perfect defense as he has had in the past, does not warrant a replacement of the fail that Uggla is defensively.

IOW, Barmes defense>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uggla

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

You watch too much FSN

Barmes is not the second coming at 2nd like Goodman would have you believe.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Excuse me?

I see with my own eyes whilst watching what Barmes has done in the past, and often this year, if not ALWAYS. Barmes is not a great hitter, but he’s defense is rarely questioned by anyone.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

on this scale, add a couple thousand more arrows

and turn them around, and you have the offensive difference.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe so.

One thing, how would Uggla mesh with the team? What would we give up to get him? I don’t think he’s worth it….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I address the "what would we give up" question below

but as to “mesh with the team”, I’m not aware of any serious problems Uggla had; I know he was adverse to HanRam a bit recently, but that might actually speak in his favor. This team, as far as I can tell, has had few problems bringing new folks into the fold. There could be chemistry issues with replacing Barmes, maybe, but that’s the nature of the beast.

I like Barmes and I pull for him. But I think (and have thought for years) that he is not a starting-caliber player for a playoff team, unless the team is good enough to completely ignore his offense. I don’t think we’re that good, if playoffs/championships are our goal.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

winning pretty much fixes everything

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

you know who had a reallly tough time fitting in?

Olivo.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

hard to replace FISTPUMPZ

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Olivo's never been known to be problematic.

Uggla’s had issues with other players. Not a good example.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

other players being HanRam

like Teek said down below, this is an excellent mark in his favour

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

This!

Thissitty this this this! Second base is NOT where we should be sacrificing defense. The thought of having Dan Uggla fielding for us gives me nightmares.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I bet if I put the defensive stats

next to each other this year, you wouldn’t see much difference.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Barmes is a better defender

than he’s shown this year, but I agree his defense is probably over-valued around here. The difference between his weak bat and Uggla’s great bat far, far outweighs the arguable defensive downgrade, IMO.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm somewhere in the middle...

Yes, Barmes is better than he’s shown this year.
Yes, he’s better defensively than Uggla
No, Uggla is NOT as horrible as everyone here thinks…watch a lot of Marlins games do we? Where is this basis coming from? Unless you watch a lot of Fish games, the determination that Uggla is terrible is no better than LOLCOORZ.

Yes, Uggla’s bat more than compensates for any defensive downgrade.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

If we are in a playoff game

and we are needing three outs to end the game, and a screamer goes to 2nd base, who do you trust more to make the play? I’m sticking with Barmes..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd take Ringo

he can handle a screamer

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm dead serious...

If people think Uggla is better defensively….who would trust more to make the play?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I counter your question with another question

if Barmes doesn’t go 0 for 5000 in last year’s playoffs, do you think we beat the Phillies?

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

But why not answer my question?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Barmes is a better defender, sure

but adding Uggla’s bat and okay defense to this roster makes us an actual WS contender

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually no I don't think we beat the Phillies

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Our biggest weakness in the series (other than, sadly, Street) was inability to hit LHP. Uggla excels at that. Barmes, obviously, was entirely overmatched.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

and we had two blown saves

meaning we could have won 3 of 4…

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our biggest weakness was Jim Tracy and lack of Jorge DLR

Cliff Lee killed us twice.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

that is ridiculous

why does Tracy take the blame for Street/Barmes’ failures? Atkins/Stewart PT was obviously an issue but there’s no reason to think Stewart would have done anything.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I stand by my ridiculous statement...

re Tracy..

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know you do

I’ve yet to hear analysis of why I should agree with you.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I"ve stated before that I'm not a stats nerd

Tracy monkeyed with the lineup to our detriment IMO……

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've given up

expecting anyone to provide further justification for the “Tracy monkeyed to detriment despite fantastic Sept record holding off hard chargers and almost catching LA, and then in playoffs 2 losses by closer and bad Ubaldo start and DLR injured and Cliff Lee is awesome and 2b didn’t get on base once” argument, so I’ll let it ride. But its fair to say that, stats or no, I wholeheartedly disagree with the generic Tracy blaming for the playoffs last year, and maybe someday someone will present a case to make me reconsider, but I’m not holding my breath.

But of course, that has nothing to do with the merits of Barmes, etc. And this thread is now completely unreadable, so I retire.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think we all presented our cases

last year during the playoffs. You asked me why I thought we would lose to the Phillies.

I said because Tracy screwed around with the lineup, benching guys and playing matchups that he hadn’t done at all until September.

There is another part of a thread about Uggla. I’ve already stated that Uggla is not an upgrade IMO.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nobody presented a case

beyond what you just said. As I recall, it was mostly just anger about Yorvit/CDI and Atkins over Stew and the random argument that Street should have been pulled for Beimel. I fully agree that Atkins was a questionable call, but the implication that Stew would have hit off Lee, etc, is a really tenuous argument. The rest of our lineup was pretty standard.

And of course, again, the implication that September was anything other than a wild success for the team is so bizarre.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was successful in spite of Tracy's
All season, the point all the players made about the difference between what was great about Tracy v Hurdle was stability...everyday playing etc. He fundamentally went away from that and resumed being the Micro Manager.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Again, I agree with Cat.

Tracy is not a good manager. His best skill last year was being not Clint Hurdle — they just needed someone new to relieve the pressure. And Beimel definitely should have pitched to Howard.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

And it's been said multiple times that

it’s very likely not a single manager would pulled Street and put Beimel in. So it’s not really a legitimate argument against Tracy in particular.

by holly96 on Jul 7, 2010 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have yet to once hear any players

complain about Tracy’s Sept management. Did they? If so, please advise (anyone other than CDI, I suppose). The “in spite of” Tracy point is hollow. No evidence suggests this whatsoever. To the contrary, the Sept record suggests that what Tracy was doing was working.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you think players are really

going to voice complaints about it?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 4:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know

and I doubt it. But you’re contending that they were unhappy with Tracy’s Sept management, and as far as I know there’s no evidence of that. The guys that probably were the least happy were CDI and Atkins and in the playoffs Stew and Marquis — and I would hope they were upset about being benched, but that doesn’t mean Tracy was wrong in doing so.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't believe I said anything

about the players opinions during the playoffs. I said one of the positive things they mentioned about Tracy during the season was his keeping the lineups and rotations steady. That players knew their roles…Street I think specifically mentioned this. It was my opinion and other posters that Tracy screwed up with the lineups during the playoffs.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 4:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's not really a strong point though

I suspect you wouldn’t make this argument if, say, Brad Hawpe’s awful defense was being questioned. Because if defense is that important to you, you should want to get him as far from the field as possible. Somehow I doubt that is true.

At any rate, if Uggla is as bad as you say, and we’re winning in the 9th…that’s what utility guys are for. Problem solved.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

and in this scenario

Uggla comes in, Barmes slides down to utility guy

Uggla + Barmes >>>>>>>Barmes + Herrera

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

I would like to be in these trade talks. Didn’t I bring it up? ;)

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

you can break the awkward silences with timely humour

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

So I come along as the jester?

eh…I can deal.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can I help

Q, Herrera, Chaz Roe for Uggla.

They replace Uggla and get upgraded defensively and add a pitcher to the mix for fun.

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I sort of nibbled below

But I’d try one of the 2b prospects plus Rogers plus maybe one of our decent upside younger arms. But I haven’t checked to see Uggla’s contract status and that would definitely matter a lot.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

last year of arb I believe

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you really paid attention to what I've said about Hawpe

is that his arm, in my highly uneducated stupidly loyal to the guys that got us here opinion, makes up for his lack of speed and routes in RF. If he didn’t have the arm…I would say definitely move him to 1B…and actually I’ve got no problem with that move now…But it seems like a waste of his arm.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, if Hawpe didn't have the killer arm that he has

I would say he should play 1b.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

ZING!!!

I see a shopping trip in your future !

by butterfly on Jul 7, 2010 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hawpe as a 1b

is likely way, way, way worse defensively than Uggla at 2b. And as much as Hawpe’s arm is hyped, its not elite anymore and I’m blanking trying to think of any times this year its really helped us.

I’m not arguing for Hawpe to be replaced (nor is this the place for it). Just pointing out an obvious counterpoint to your “defense really matters” argument.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Again...

well said. kinda going jugular now though!

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

read my reply above before you attack my opinion of Hawpe

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't see anything in that argument

to change my mind. Hawpe is not a good defender, not at all, and his arm does not make up for it. Nor is there any legit reason to think he’d be a good 1b defender. Thus, if your only attack on Uggla is questionable defense, you should feel the same about Hawpe, which you clearly do not. And, as a result, its hard to take your impassioned Barmes defense for anything other that blind loyalty to a beloved Rockies player against an “outsider”. And that’s fine, I dig that you are fiercely loyal to our guys. Nothing wrong with that. But to me, its not a compelling argument against Uggla, as I am forced to assume that if Uggla was our guy and Barmes was on the Marlins, you’d apply your Hawpe reasoning to Uggla’s defense.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can assume anything you want...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm going to step in and side with SDCat.

I think you’re overestimating Uggla’s bat relative to defense. Over his career, Barmes has been worth about 5.5 runs on defense per 150 games. Uggla’s defense has been worth -3.3 runs/150. That’s a difference of nearly 9 runs. Now, offensively Barmes is around -6 runs per season, while Uggla is near +15. When you add it all up, Uggla is probably worth around 12 extra runs per season. That’s nice, but not exactly the difference between playoffs or not, especially when he’d only affect half the season. Plus, when you consider what we’d have to give up to get him, he’s not worth it.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

That is a fair argument

though I’d argue it doesn’t properly balance Uggla’s unique strengths (hittling LHP, hitting on road) that are glaring weaknesses to the Rox, which are really driving my argument here. We don’t really have a guy like him. And I’m suspicious that his defense is as deplorable as suggested, though I concede I might be wrong there.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do you think his ability to hit on the road would remain?

When he leaves whatever they call that stadium in Miami for an opponent’s park, most of the conditions are the same. The batter’s eye is different, but everything else is the same. That’s not the case for Rockies hitters. They face pitches that move differently on the road versus at home. That effect would hurt Uggla just like it does all of the other Rockies.

And I’d argue that given the nature of our pitching staff, infield defense should be given extra weight.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

1st has been a black hole this year

if he played 1st it would be a huge upgrade, and you guys could keep your security blanket at 2nd.

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have no real idea on this point

other than to say whatever negative effect that Coors has on hitters probably doesn’t manifest immediately. If he would ultimately suffer the same H/R splits as the rest of the boys do, it might take the rest of the season for that to play out. In the meantime, he would be a huge asset. All speculation, of course. I do know that he is a great hitter outside of Coors right now, and I suspect he’d be an awfully good one at Coors too.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

I don’t do the numbers, because I’m always afraid I’m doing it wrong. My head hurts now, and I don’t think we’re getting anywhere but angry.

I don’t HATE Uggla. I just hate his fielding.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is pretty much what I meant by hate the guy...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

And I'm saying I doubt you've seen

enough of his fielding for an appropriate sample size. It’s like LOL UGGLA

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

this year, but not historically

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

True...

but again it at least means he’s not as bad as you think.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was looking at his career numbers.

He’s pretty bad. His career UZR is -13.9

Since UZR is not a good short-term model (even the guy on Fangraphs said that), I would have to say the career number is a bit more relevant than the first half of one season. In other words: SSS.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to pretend I've watched many Marlins games

so all I have to go on is stats. BTW even if you incorporate Uggla’s worse defense in prior years, he’s still be worth 3-4 WAR a year compared to 1-2 for Barmes. Now if you want to argue that its not worth giving up Rogers or whoever for that marginal of an upgrade, fine.

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's what I said along time

ago. Uggla’s not worth giving up our best prospects….no way…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was what I said too.

A difference of 1-2 WAR per season. But he’d only affect half of this season, so that’s an upgrade of 0.5-1 WAR. Not worth it.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Esmil Rogers is not a top prospect. He’s not too high of a price.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 3:23 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've seen enough to know that

I don’t think he’ll be an asset at Coors Field with our groundball oriented pitching….

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

and I call bullsh*t.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

How can you BS on this point?

Our pitchers pitch to contact primarily,

Cookie, Francis, even Ubaldo. Jorge is a strikeout guy. Apodaca wants them to pitch to contact! How is this not valid?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, for all your supposed distaste for lack of evidence

you’re coming off like someone just arguing for the sake of arguing.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you go to baseball-reference.com

His career line MORE than adequately shows he can field his position with groundball pitchers @ LOL CORZ

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

And for lack of space

I won’t just copy and paste…but feel free to check them out.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just did

and the numbers don’t agree.

by RoxnSox09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which numbers exactly?

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

The numbers that were posted

above.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just how many Marlins games have you watched?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Quite a few actually

I have the MLB.tv package and have Marlins on my fantasy team.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meaning I bet I watch more games

than the lay fan.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you a professional

baseball watcher then? As opposed to us mere LAY fans…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Correction

than the “average lay fan”

whatever.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

So do you have a vested fantasy

need for Uggla?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well said.

I could have done much worse.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

PS

Barmey would be a fantastic Utility man

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Barmey will be a fantastic U man

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just looked at the defensive stats for a looong time

Part of that was I still have not very much idea what half of it means, but Uggla is definitely a worse fielder. That much I did get. He is a much better hitter, that I will not argue, and was not arguing to begin with.

BUT. I think we could and should do better than replacing one extreme with the other if we really want to up the value in that position. Second base is not somewhere where I want to be losing a lot of defense; it’s too important to have a good fielder there to totally scrap the defense for offense. Think about all the remarks about Mora and Giambi at first base, and it’s not even Mora’s fault he’s shorter than the Toddfather! Do you really want that happening in a position where so many balls are fielded?

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aaaand looking at that, it's LONG

/end ramble. xD

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uggla probably isn't the best option out there

but he’s certainly the most available, or will be shortly.

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

So because he's available, we change for the sake of availablity?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

no we change because he makes our team better

and his bat makes us contenders

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have to say I'm still agreeing with Cat

I don’t like Uggla. What I have seen of his fielding (and this isn’t just the 2008 ASG, because I casually watch the Braves) makes me very hesitant to want to try that out, especially since our pitchers depend on ground ball outs.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

what?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meaning Atkins

was very subpar

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

hard.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 12:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

good example

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 12:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOM!

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

thanks Kelsey, you did the hard work

I’m with you all the way on this.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Again...

Barmes wasn’t NAILS defensively at 2nd this year even though that seems to be what all the clamoring is about…

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's not even an if.

Barmes WILL collapse like he always does, but everyone sticks with his corner because they want to think “he’ll snap out of it”

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Banking on Barmes to be a "good" hitter

is not a good strategy for a team with playoff aspirations. He is far and away the weakest link offensively, and watching last night’s hack job did a lot to remind me of that. I love him as a utility guy, but if this team is serious about improvement (aside from the more touchy Helton situation) replacing Barmes is a very obvious place to start…and may be all we actually need to do.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I couldn't tell you

I’m surprised at how interested they are in him, given the whole “not great defensively” thing.

I wish they’d just try Iannetta at 1B, or even Hawpe.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

You know,

before Barmes slid over to SS…he wasn’t all that this year defensively, even though that seems to be the main chorus from the Barmey crowd.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

this year, sure

but there’s no doubt that his talent level is an elite-level middle infielder.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling

Uggla would rake at Coors. Dude also kills LHP, which would be a very nice addition to our lineup. He also is putting up great road numbers (which would be nice four our only-good-at-home lineup). Really, offensively there should be no question that we should go after him, and I doubt he’s as much of a defensive butcher as we all remember from the ASG.

The only question to me is value. I would not give up one of our true top guys for him…but after that??? What if they asked for Rogers, EYJ/Nelson and another lower level upside guy? I’d think that might be worth it…

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

its nice to have a balanced lineup and all, but I would love to have a guy who absolutely rakes on the team again.

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

here's the actual tweets
The Marlins probably need to go on a White Sox-type run to avoid a breakup, but if they do decide to sell, then the Rockies will be ready to talk Dan Uggla — and there is some sense that both sides feel as if they would match up well on a deal. The Marlins might have some interest in catcher Chris Iannetta, as well as some of the Rockies’ pitching.

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that new or is that the one from last week?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 12:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

just posted

though you are likely making a witty remark about how Iannetta is the center of daily trade rumors

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope, but it is hard to keep up with.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Throw in Morales

No one can say no to 97mph lefty…regardless of how out of control he is. Because everyone has someone on staff that thinks they can tame it.

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

That actually

might not be a bad idea. Changing scenery worked for DLR (after the 4th time). To counter that though Juan Morillo never did make it as a 99 mph RHP.

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 12:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

So we would trade Iannetta for Uggla?

And we bring up Phillips or McKenry…? I don’t see how this helps us at all.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Marlins will ask for CDI, DOD will laugh and offer them Rogers

they meet somewhere in the middle

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I wouldn’t trade CDI here, unless part of a bigger package. The point of this deal is to improve the team for this year alone, so the offer should be prospects.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

CLIFF LEE...

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did anybody catch this from Renck’s Twitter feed last night?

Tulowitzki came up to me, and said with wide eyes, "That was sick!‘’ Hard to argue. That’s the kind of stuff you only see in Little League

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by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 10:39 AM MDT reply actions  

I love it....Tulo...yeah...still the man

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Heard on FSN last week that Tulo is bored

He’s been following the FSN crew and hanging out with the FO trying to help. Maybe he tried to trade Frankie.

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's Tulo

Of course he’s bored. Wants to play baseball RIGHT NOW. Can’t say I blame him. I’d want to be in on the fun, too.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

He's a serious competitor....

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Did anybody catch this from Renck’s Twitter feed last night?

    Tulowitzki came up to me, and said with wide eyes, "That was sick!‘’ Hard to argue. That’s the kind of stuff you only see in Little League

That was sic

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I love this

Get well soon Tulo. The Rockies need you.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 7, 2010 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Want an Epic prediction?

Padres lose one more against the Nationals, most likely today. Rockies sweep the Cards and Padres going into the break…

Rockies and Padres are tied for NL West going into the ASB.

by roxintober on Jul 7, 2010 10:49 AM MDT reply actions  

From Cincinnati

I just wanted to drop by to congratulate and thank you guys. Keep your foot on their necks for us!

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by justin007000 on Jul 7, 2010 10:51 AM MDT reply actions  

I voted Joey Votto!

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

traitor

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

he deserves it though

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I have been voting for both.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...well, boo!! lol

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

meez too

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 11:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

the first time that is

nof for the penultimate desperate fan polling thing

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by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

thanks!

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by justin007000 on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

And you'll repay us by beating the Padres and the Dodgers?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

we will do our best.

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by justin007000 on Jul 7, 2010 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

DOMO

domo

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha!

Rec’d? Did I do it right?

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by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

traitor

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Did you hear the song? We all love the house now.

Well can you sing it again?

It was really more of a spur of the moment thing.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Stats guys prepare to yell SSS or something

but using numbers from the past week, this lineup

LF Smith
CF Fowler
SS Barmes
1B Iannetta
3B Stewart
RF Cargo
C Olivo
P Ubaldo
2B Herrera

would produce an average of 10.867 runs per game.

That was fun!

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 11:06 AM MDT reply actions  

As long as Ryan Franklin is pitching

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

this is from the past week

including the 15 inning nightmare game

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

even the worst possible construction of this lineup, with Ubaldo leading off

still produces 8.679 runs per game. Egads.

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

success of lineup

or failure of opposition pitching….you decide!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo could hit clean up

That slug bunt is devastating, worked wonders against Florida last year

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Just because I like lineup fun

If our roster stays much the same when Tulo comes back:
My Ideal:
Fowler CF/S
Olivo C/R
Gonzalez LF/L
Tulowitzki SS/R
Smith RF/L
Barmes 2B/R
Stewart 3B/L
Helton 1B/L

Good OBP at the front with speed, good AVG/SLG in the 3-5. Gives Helton an opportunity to get something going (if he can at this point) without sinking the ship.

by Ender-25 on Jul 7, 2010 11:57 AM MDT reply actions  

I'm spent...

I’m sure I cashed in on any newbie goodwill that one gets.

Late!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:38 PM MDT reply actions  

you would have survived the Great Catcher War last year I believe

who knew the latest battle would be about how awesome Clint Barmes is?

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean how sucky Clint Barmes is?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's the thing

I’ve never once said he was bad or bad for the team. I was just trying to say Uggs COULD be better…sh*t…I don’t want to start this again.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was making a joke....:)

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know...

and I was going to make one back but then I got all serious and sh*t. that’s why I’m taking a break.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

lets all agree on this

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Ubaldo "Iron Arm" Jimenez
Seth Smith’s beard looks on in anticipation.

by Colsportsfan on Jul 7, 2010 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

where's the beard?

I can’t sign off on this.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

it ended up on here for reasons I can no longer remember

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

The most interesting pinch hitter in the world

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

surprised

this didn’t come up last night

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do NOT agree with this comment

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

+7

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Purple Row: Where stats, opinions, and opinions of stats collide!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

don't forget Take This Seriously

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can't take me seriously

because I “can’t make a good argument” anyway

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

you have a new roll

elsewhere

/be gone with you

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

/dissolves into the blog ether

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

please

don’t use chemical names right now. thank you very much

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

/returns to Mark Kiszla fantasy camp to learn more writing tips

that better?

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't need

more tips, you just need practice. I like your articles so far

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

one cannot become Kiszla-lite overnite

it takes lots of practice. And Broncos season.

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not sdcat

I don’t want you to be Kiszla

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

HEY NOW!!!!

I never said I wanted him to be Kiszla…Kiszla sucks…

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

was wondering

when you would pop up. I know you don’t like him.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just don't want anyone to accuse me

of wanting Muzia to be like Kiszla….slanderous!!

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Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't

imagine anyone (outside of Kiszla) wanting Muzia to be like Kiszla. Even Kiszla might not because he wants to be the only one like himself out there.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

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Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

How can you not???

This is life and death.

Really, though, this was a great day around here. Good, engaged debate. About baseball, too, shockingly enough. Fun stuff. Of course, I “loved” the catcher wars and even enjoyed the “hit is as good as a walk” stuff too, so maybe I’m an outlier…

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

THanks for not

posting a poorly written fanpost 56 words long

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it wrong that those are sometimes my favorite reads?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doood

whai can’t we trade EY2 and Rogers for Lee? Wee needz pitchign

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Monfarts iz cheep

sign ubaldo or hell be a yankee next yer.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still bothered by the "average lay fan" comment

I am not an average lay.

o_O

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Below average lay then.

Seth Smith's beard looks on in anticipation.

by Thnikkaman on Jul 7, 2010 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you. Honesty means all.

Probably should have included “well below”.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still sad blamb didnt accept my email offer to return

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

SDcat09<>ThejDub= draw.

Something tells me the threads are going to get even more interesting !

by butterfly on Jul 7, 2010 1:51 PM MDT reply actions  

at least

it was related to baseball with the exception of the large amount of effort spent talking about coffee

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

We have to include Kelsey and RoxnSox as they

did the numbers work!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey I'm all about blind loyalty and ignorance and love

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

But that's what stats are for!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why thank you.

I came back to argue about Uggla some more, because my other internet activity dug up something much more serious and depressing. Anyone up for a second go? It’ll cheer me up.

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you still of the previous opinion?

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Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

That he's a bad idea?

Yes. The aforementioned depressing stuff will not sway me! :D

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!! ^4

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Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

So how about it, jdub?

I’m upset about the other stuff, so I may be irrational and ranty instead of trying to understand defensive metrics well enough to make an intelligent response.

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just be careful. We don't want RMN to become more dumb

by reading our drivel.

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Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry about how nasty that came out

I’m upset and it needs to be game time now and the Rockies need to win by a LOT. But I still don’t like Uggla at second. :P

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh?

If that was nasty then I’m seriously desensitized. Either that or you need to work on your nastiness!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I can get a lot worse

But I generally try not to on the internet about baseball. It’s kind of pointless.

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

You should meet some of the women I've dated...

You’d look like Mother Theresa

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow

that sounds really bad

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had to think about that for a sec...

you’d “seem” like? Better? Yes, no?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Like I said, it's baseball

It’s for fun, and none of us has any power to make these things happen anyway. Like cat said, it’s all opinions, and I’ve never questioned anyone’s right to an opinion. I’ve called them stupid for entertaining such a far-fetched notion, but they still have that right. ;)

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do dare.

In fact I double-dog dare. xD

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

o-O?

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Triple Dog Dare.

Triple is what we’re looking for.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh...

Does that mean I don’t get the prize?

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

You get the boobie prize.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well if the daddy of them all

is the CFD, what is the Granddaddy of the all?

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wrestlemania?

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

CFD is

Cheyenne Frontier Days, and it is listed as the “Daddy of them all” for out door rodeos, but I don’t know what the granddaddy would be. Maybe the WNFR (Wrangler National Finals Rodeo)?

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe “Grand Daddy of Them All” is the nickname for the Rose Bowl, in all seriousness.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do believe you are correct

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

You a rodeo fan? I don’t follow it religiously, but I love the sport of rodeo. I’m a country kid, through and through. Greeley, Denver, Cheyenne, I go to all of ‘em. I’d love to go to the NFR some day.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

At the Stampede

for the first time this last weekend and had a blast. Since I grew up in CS I have frequently gone to the Pikes Peak or Bust which is always a lot of fun (and I get to go next week). I also went the Stock Show rodeo in Denver for the first time this year. NFR would be amazing (I’m thinking a graduation gift to myself in the next couple years).

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll be rocking CFD

this year for the first time since I was a kid (other than hitting up the beer tent back in my college days). Good times, how can I pass up a chance to see KISS?

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 5:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

That will be fun

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 5:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was actually a reference to

“A Christmas Story”

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will never like Uggla at 2nd....lalalalalalala I can't hear you :)

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Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 5:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

So here's an idea for the board

Maybe we can trade some of our decent prospects to the Marlins for a 2B

/ducks under desk

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Hanley Ramirez

would be a great 2B

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jorge Cantu?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

so has anyone invited North Sider from the DP boards over?

Other than posting on there, which would inevitably draw the weirdos?

Here’s a moment of clarity in the Holliday/Cargo thread:

Nick, where can I find this exhaustive list of great players that Rockies’ management has sent packing, who went on to fame and stardom elsewhere?

There’s Holliday… and who else exactly?

Now I realize that the league is littered with Jamie Carrolls and Ross Gloads and Cory Sullivans – role players who make it a habit of getting a big two-out RBI or game-winning HR against the Rockies. But I hardly think any of them qualify as great players, nor do I think any of them left Denver because they commanded enormous contracts.

So I guess I’m in the dark here. If we’re really this decade’s Montreal Expos – serving as a farm system that provides all-stars for all the mega-market teams – can you fill me in on who all these players are?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:08 PM MDT reply actions  

send him an email dude

be our ambassador

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's awfully hard to navigate over here

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'd have to like, reset my password.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I could do it....but someone will have to pay me hazard pay

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Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

gimme 5-10 minutes.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

huh

email is ddayton@…..wonder if….naw, can’t be.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

you gotta be joking

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, it's sent.

we’ll see what I called down.

Of course, if his first read is today’s pile, dunno.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

quick, someone create a potemkin rockpile for him to look at

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

we can't screw this up you guys.

Mondo, are you really going to wear that tie?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which tie

Are you saying “North Sider” from DP = email to “ddayton”?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

no

joking about the ddayton. of course, who really knows.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

no the lime green one it clashes with your shirt

who’s picking up the cake? was it Maria? it may have been holly

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

crap, we don't know??!!

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're all wrong....it

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dammit it's those kind of sentence fragments that can screw this up.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

(rec'd)

(but you knew that already)

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

is this person

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know...picking up the cake?

really people?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

but we want some left for the party

no one wants a half eaten cake at a welcoming party

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm...good point...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Once again, I'm left holding the keg tapper

Damn. How am I gonna down 32 gallons of La Folie by myself?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

what kind of musician are you?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Clearly not drunk enough

I’ve played one show drunk. And boy, did I play bass like Uggla plays defense.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

so..good right? I don't understand the metaphor

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

ha ha

the F***ing Catalina Wine Mixer!

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna check it out too

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jayson Nix

DINGERZ

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by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 2:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Espana! Espana! Espana!!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow...

my head is spinning after that one…..Good job folks.

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by hotdoglady on Jul 7, 2010 2:23 PM MDT reply actions  

After what....the Barmes Banter?

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was a big fan of the “stats are for cherrypicking” crack.

Pure gold.

I think I’m dumber now for reading all of that.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 3:32 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks Andrew...I appreciate that I've made you dumber...

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is what makes me want to go away for awhile

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know...

at the time I was making a lot of sense in my head.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Funny thing about these kinds of debates. Every side thought they were making sense

for various reasons

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you did. I’m sure everyone did. Everyone screamed their opinions and nobody listened and rationally considered the other side’s position. It was “uggla sucks because” and “no uggla rules because” and then repeat over and over and over. Subjective screaming ignoring the objective presented.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 3:57 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is that really what you got out of that?

Surprising. I know the limitations of this format really kinda screwed up the flow of the debate, but I hardly think it was as bad as you are suggesting (of course, I’m biased). Far, far more entertaining than a lot of other digressions around here…

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Easy for you Mr. Smarty McSmart Smart...

“Look at me! I make well thought out arguments!”

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just playin...

You made some good arguments…I was riding your coattails.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

ha, thanks

not sure my coattails are the ones you want to ride around here, though. Assuming people actually read my stuff, I don’t know that I change many minds. At any rate, of course some of the arguments we all threw around were not quite fit for supreme court argument, but that’s hardly a basis to discount a baseball debate about a legitimate issue.

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 4:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

not entirely.

Some debaters presented well thought out points and attempted to have a discussion. Some covered their ears and screamed.

For the record your comments were well phrased and put forth.

by Andrew Martin on Jul 7, 2010 4:44 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm like the Rockies...

I play to my level of competition.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeesh, story of Denver sports

^commentators

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 5:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can only speak for myself, and I'm not saying you are directing this at me.

I’ve never been a statnerd, don’t necessarily want to be. But others picked up the baton and tried to argue statistically about Uggla. And the putting hands over the ears and screaming is a bit of an exaggeration.

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 4:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I appreciate that

but overall I thought this one was a good one. I tend to skip over the blasts/noise for the most part, but it didn’t seem out of control to me. The nature of the beast with internet arguments, not everything is going to get a lot of thought before its posted. And when you hit that right side of the screen, its awfully tempting just to fire off a snappy retort to avoid having to read those long column-like posts…

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 5:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I said it crossed the line a couple of times, but it was overall a good argument. I like good arguments, just so we have it straight. :P

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 5:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

or switch the screen to wide instead of narrow

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by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 5:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

i like my suggestion better

the monitor i am currently using at work is a pretty big widescreen monitor. when im at home on my laptop everything gets bunched to the right as teek was saying so i feel his pain

by purplesocks on Jul 7, 2010 5:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with you here Teekalong...lol ironic isn't it!

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey

we agree probably more often than not, really. Just not on 2009 Tracy and Uggla, evidently. So it goes…

by Teekalong on Jul 7, 2010 5:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK

So here’s my second unwanted, Debbie Downer post today. Here’s why Ubaldo won’t start the ASG (NL rank in parantheses):

Victories: U-man (1); Wainright (2)
ERA: Wainwright (3); U-man (4)
Complete Games: Wainright (2); U-man (T-3)
Strikeouts: Wainright (1); U-man (9)
Innings: Wainright (2); U-man (6)
Quality Starts: Wainright (T-1); U-man (T-2)
Shutouts: U-man (T-2); Wainright (not)

Just getting ready for the Charlie Manuel shaft.

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by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 2:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah...I think Ubaldo is out of the running now...:(

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Halladay or JJ

but I’m not sure how their schedules line up

by moomacher on Jul 7, 2010 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

as long as we win

I will be happier

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 2:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ha the replay of last night's game is on right now 9th inning!

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Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 2:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh damn, I really should have DVR'd this

Too bad the entire bottom of the 9th isn’t on YouTube.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 2:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

It totally should be.

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rockies

double play comes on 1hr before game time

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

But that’s only an option for those in CO. Of course, I’ve still got the game on my DVR anyway.

by holly96 on Jul 7, 2010 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm in South Dakota, but I see your point. :P

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by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I did see the last pitch of every AB (except CDI's :( )

I just wanted to relive the entire experience.

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Back...what'd I miss????

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 2:53 PM MDT reply actions  

not me

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sez you!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is cool

Heath Bell was named to replace Yovani Gallardo in the All-Star Game. So that eliminates Bell off Last Man ballot.

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JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:08 PM MDT reply actions  

via Troy Renck

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I move that all of Bell’s votes be transferred to Carlos Gonzalez.

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by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 3:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

second

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

all in favor

please raise your placards and say aye.

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JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Passed without objection!

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I object.

I want them transferred to Joey Votto

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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK, now I’m going to do to you what Brooks did to Sumner.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 3:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

this could also

be a good plan. Can we split them between the two

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes

Carlos gets 99%, Joey gets 1%.

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by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

see here if you haven't already

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3UVzxtawlg

if you have, well watch it again

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

directed at everyone

I know Muzia has already seen it

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Blocked at work

I’m assuming this is the “Domo Arrigato Vote Joey Votto” video?

Awesome…but not as awesome as last night’s game.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ryan Zimmerman

had two bombs last night for his push to the game

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

one being a walkoff shot

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

This weakens (my already very weak) argument.

Well Played, Mauer!

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

How many runs did Joey Votto generate yesterday?

Did you miss CarGo’s awesomeness last night.

…and don’t give me any of the SSS jazz. I’m talking about a FULL game!

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right

So we got the better of the Holliday trade because Carlos had 8 total bases last night, and Matty only got 4.

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank You!!

I’m glad somebody gets it!

;-)

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

It's not luck - it's The Ghost of Tulo's Mullet!

by DAWNMARIE01 on Jul 7, 2010 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was thinking maybe Molina would step down in favor of Olivo

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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would

think the same about McCann. He got in by players votes. Maybe Howard can step out for Votto too while we’re at it.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

mcann is worthy of the ASG though. hes been the 2nd best C after Olivo

if anyone should step down it should be Molina but we all know that wont happen

by purplesocks on Jul 7, 2010 4:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

okay

I’ll give you that

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow

you people and your rockpile epics.

www.twitter.com/owtsproductions
www.adancerinparis.blogspot.com
Also, Carlos Gonzalez is still a sexy man.

by Squeaky on Jul 7, 2010 3:23 PM MDT reply actions  

oh please dont start that one up again

i had poker face stuck in my head for the entire day at work and im on your side in the gaga debate

by purplesocks on Jul 7, 2010 5:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow, Helton to DL, Brad Eldred called up

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Renck tweeted

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

DINGERZZZZ!

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also

Eldred in the starting lineup, batting 7th

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

DINGERZZZZ!!! RIGHT AWAY

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Morac cleanup, right?

no words

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by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

it….it…..not…..but…..

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by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

If Tracy has explained Mora in the four spot, I’ved missed it. And if he hasn’t explained it, what the hell is the purpose of the Denver Post?

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Journalism!!

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAWPE and CDI to take grounders at 1B in Helton's absence!!!

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

This should have and should be happening..

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

No doubt, but my guess is they don't want to throw either into 1B fire....

….until they’ve had a couple days of groundballs there. So maybe after the ASB?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Makes sense to me

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Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

in the words of Jerry Manuel

uhhhhhh…..uhhhhhh….i don’t get it

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

well that is news

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

now I have to go find

all of my Brad Eldred cards and move them to the Colorado Rockies binders that I have

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Didn’t realize we had a spot on the 40. Don’t hurry back, Todd, take your time.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Jul 7, 2010 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybe he can get Lasik surgery while his back is out?

Enough of this mediocrity...win the NL West title
VOTE: Hawpe for 1B! ---- Hawpe for 1B!

by TripleT-Rox on Jul 7, 2010 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

that isn't a bad idea

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I must say

I am intrigued

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

the goal here is to be bigger than the other team

scare them into submission

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

mashmashmash

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

we had that

from the beginning of the season though

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Paging Kyle Banks

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

No kidding...

that dude is ginormous

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kyle Blanks is to baseball

as Manute Bol was to basketball

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ogel-torpe?

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

when I first read this I saw

I need to dig up some bacon

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

we shall see

I’m not expecting too much either

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Renck says
Hawpe will take some groundballs iannetta will take grounders at first as well in helton’s absence

YAYAYAYAYAYAY

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sweet

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

thank you Tracy

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Took him long enough!

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

So when is this retroactive to...or does it commence today?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

he doesn't mention the details

it will probably go back to sunday though

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

he last played on the 4th

so it would be retroactive from the 5th

I wonder what it feels like to work in a real police department...
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by Muzia on Jul 7, 2010 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did I ever tell anyone how much I love Josh Johnson?

Gooooooo Josh.

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 3:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Full lineup

Fowler
Herrera
Cargo
Mora
Spilly
DOOM
Eldred
Barmes
Cook

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:28 PM MDT reply actions  

where did you get the lineup?

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Renck's twitter feed

http://twitter.com/TroyRenck/status/17982628484

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

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by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just wasn't seeing it there

thanks

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it hits my cell phone before it hits Twitter?

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

No way. They aren't going to start Eldred at 1B already?

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Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

somewhere

chris nelson is crying

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol yea seriously

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes they are

Also, Hawpe and CDI will be taking grounders at 1B during Helton’s absence

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Iannetta looks decent at first we should just keep him there

He said he has more fun playing at 3rd so maybe he’ll feel that way about 1st and then maybe his offense will come around.

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 4:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

look at the smile in his face last night

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 4:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was smiling?

I was mesmerized by his dreamy eyes…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

STONER.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

2 Questions

1. Does anyone else absolutely despise the Ford Strike Zone?

2. Why is Randy Winn still in the Big Leagues?

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 3:32 PM MDT reply actions  

What do you despise about it?

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

It just annoys the hell out of me

Frazier and Goodman use it every other pitch like it’s gospel, and it’s just not. When they had something similar a couple of years back, I hated it then too. A ball looks way off the plate on the deal, then they show the overhead look, and it’s less than an inch off the black.

I really dunno. I just can’t stand the thing. It’s irrational, and it makes little sense when I try to explain it. I just hate it.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are entitled to your irrational hate. :)

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

thank you:)

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nobody does that around here.

Especially not today.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Zing!

I laughed. Thanks for that. :D

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

  1. maybe
  2. who knows

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love the FORD Strike Zone...

I think it’s a perfect compliment to the SOUTHWEST AIRLINES Overhead Cam.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

They pale in comparison to the

Hyundai High Speed Cam

Jeff Francis: c'mon dude. Matt Daley: keeping a seat warm for you.

by Rawktober on Jul 7, 2010 3:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well Played...

Definitely need the Hyundai High Speed Cam to catch those Home Depot (Barmes is) Doing More on Defense Moments.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think this is what it should be named

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I cannot believe no one mentioned...

the COORS LIGHT Freeze Cam!

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

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"Cheap tacos are rightous!"-My Daughter

by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 3:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do like that one. I can still remember the USWEST Call to the Bullpen at Coors Field. They had a telephone sound effect. And it played a lot in those days.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 3:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup

USWEST has been Qwest for at least a dozen years, I’m sure.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right...

but they kept the sponsorship is what I was asking…not verizon or something…

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see. I’m pretty sure it still is, but I’ve only made it down for 2 games now. On TV, it’s sponsored by Comcast.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 4:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's it...Comcast.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was getting there

right after the COORZ LIGHT Cold Hard Blast!

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

So when are we going to get the

GUINNESS CarBOMB???!?!?!?!?!?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

mmmm

i could go for a few of them irish car bombs right now….for every Cargo homer the rest of the year i shall have a few actual carbombs

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 4:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

A few?

That can’t be good for you. That seems more like a deal you’d make for every Spilly homer the rest of the year.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right?

That idea has legs, doesn’t it?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it's COORS Field

They’d never want the competition from REAL beer. :P

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

FINE...

then I will sell my idea to Fado’s and they can offer CarBOMB specials per Cargo Homer.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or...

MolsonMillerCoors could just buy Guinness and be done with it.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hush you.

Don’t even think that too loudly. :P

We are Fangirl. We are Legion.
We cause grown men to hide under their beds until the squealing fades away.

by KelseyC on Jul 7, 2010 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah...Guinness is owned by Diageo I think...

and they’re just as freakin huge.

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can buy Guinness at Coors Field.

I’m pretty sure all the Beers of the World stands carry it.

Ignorance of the American League is a sign of good moral character.

Notorious Hat Liar

"Cheap tacos are rightous!"-My Daughter

by RdRnnr on Jul 7, 2010 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

"This Guinness CarBOMB brought to you by

Guinness…who remind you to slam your beer & shot responsibly"

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

GENIUS

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I liked his glove in the 9th last night. Made me wish he still played for SF.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 3:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't mind it...

If you look at in a different way. Rather than viewing it as the ‘holy gospel’ of balls and strikes, look at it as whether or not the umpire’s strike zone is consistent. If they’re consistently calling/not calling a particular location, I find that useful.

Beating the competition, 4 tacos at a time

by SoxRoxFan on Jul 7, 2010 5:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

that is a good

way to look at it. I think I do that subconsciously

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

Hadn’t thought of that before. Maybe it won’t annoy me as much if I look at it like that.

"Andrew Raycroft - Much like Martin Brodeur (chip shot off glass) and Rick DiPietro (quick outlet pass from behind net), has developed his own trademark play for clearing the zone: 'faceoff at center ice'." - Down Goes Brown

by wtnelson on Jul 7, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa, Tigers sent Galarraga back to AAA? crazy

Ubaldo Jimenez: Saving the Collective's Bacon
Brad Hawpe: Will pickup the slack for Tulo's bat
Todd and Troy: Get moving and get well soon
Clint Barmes: Better than Uggla
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by SDcat09 on Jul 7, 2010 3:46 PM MDT reply actions  

I have

a rookie card for him that says something to the affect:

“In his _ start in the majors he pitched 6 innings of perfect baseball.”

This was back in 2007

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

complete with underscore?

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...

by The jDub on Jul 7, 2010 3:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just don't

remember which start it said. There was some number next to it. I will look when I get home this evening.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Off topic a bit

but question…if Heyward can’t participate in the ASG…which is pretty likely…Cargo takes that OF spot, No?

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 3:55 PM MDT reply actions  

sun peeking through

the clouds in Boulder right now

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 3:56 PM MDT reply actions  

ohhhh

just listening to the archive of the Cardinals broadcast.

“Smith with a full beard is hitting .282 with…..”

well what is he hitting clean shaven?

They'll play what I tell them to play...for I am the mayor of Albuquerque!

by frightened inmate #2 on Jul 7, 2010 3:57 PM MDT reply actions  

bad guys line up tonight

Lopez 3B,
Rasmus CF,
Pujols 1B,
Holliday LF
Jay RF
Molina C,
Greene SS,
Garcia P
Schumaker 2B

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 4:13 PM MDT reply actions  

we can only hope lol

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

He threw 28 pitches of 6 run ball last night

No way he pitches the 9th tonight.

Maybe the 8th, lol

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by Mondogarage on Jul 7, 2010 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep i know

any inning he pitches though would be nice…his confidence can’t be good right now

Get better Tulo....time to rally around each other and hang in there until our Mr. everything returns

Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."

by TuLoRocks2008 on Jul 7, 2010 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

They'll put him in

they need to rub his nose in his mistakes

by humaDONT on Jul 7, 2010 4:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Article about Helton

and the lineups which have been posted above.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher, 1971
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
JFK

by jrockies on Jul 7, 2010 4:55 PM MDT reply actions  

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