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LOS ANGELES CA - AUGUST 17:  Jhoulys Chacin #45 of the Colorado Rockies pitches against the Los Angeles Dodgers during the first inning at Dodger Stadium on August 17 2010 in Los Angeles California.  (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

No score after four and a half.

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MoJo Changing Mondo

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Um...

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mondo wasn't there

No way, no how.

Didn’t exist

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by Mondogarage on Aug 17, 2010 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is this the scene of Muzia's mishap?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

thanks for that.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe we shoulda waited another half inning

C’mon Chacin

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Corners.....DAMN it

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

we can do it.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

uuuuuugh

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Here we go again...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Come on guys

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

2nd and 3rd

well executed sac

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

and by mojo changing

we mean ROCKIES WIN

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

At least it's an out.

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

yup...

we can score three runs.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait...

you watched games…I thought you just sim them…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

in your lab coat.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

well he did...

just not the way you wanted him to.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

So did Chacin

Just not in the way you were thinking

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

SHIT

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

2-0

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Welp.

We aren’t scoring 3 runs.

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

see ya

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta go to bed anyway

Stupid late starts.

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, definitely get frustrating

We had an extra inning game against San Diego before a final in May….at least it wasn’t one of my core classes lol

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree...

…not unless we get Kershaw out, and even then it’s Brox and then their standard late-inning team…

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, then you don't need to watch the rest

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

the rest...

i thought that thsi was only a 6 inning game…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eek!

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

you would prefer EY2?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

MORA

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

BARMES ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a fair question...

Spilly in RF Cargo in LF

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Didn’t he lead all our OF in assists last year?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Indeed he did.

With 8. How was dinner?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Salty

Evelyn Salty

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

After starting a conversation with myself, I just decided to keep going

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

it really worked for you.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're not involved in this

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that what you did

at New Belgium while you waited for us?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I actually ran into a friend who lived on my dorm floor in college

Caught up on the last two years

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow..small world.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sort of

We went to CSU. Every other time I go to New Belgium, I bump into someone I knew from college.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

we like beer here.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you go to CSU, are 21, and haven't been to New Belgium

You’re a loser Jeff Aberle

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

And can't hold

their alcohol.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

how did you like that flick?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Much worse than I expected, then much better

Kind of meh overall.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Spilly doesn't have a noodle arm...it's no Hawpe arm

but Spilly has played RF far more than CarGo

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I always thought his arm was above-average.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

FRAK FRAK FRAKITY FRAK

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

At least Chac can strike out people

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Me neither, and I'm not usually the resident negative Nancy.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

On the road...I don't feel confident in them scoring two.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope I'm wrong

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

On the road...I don't feel confident in them scoring one

But we do have four innings to try

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by Mondogarage on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Four innings and a bullpen even more depleted than ours

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I actually do

That Dodger bullpen is in bad shape right now

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know

But the Rockies offense isn’t in the best shape, either.

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by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

So really, it should be exciting

The resistable force meeting the movable object.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

All I know is, I'm not singing yet

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn it, that's the problem!!

I’ve been trying to get The (English) Beat out of my head by mentally singing Mirror in the Bathroom!

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

That only occasionally works for me

Fortunately, it’s been a while since I had one maliciously in my head.

But I still can’t bear listening to Scenes from an Italian Restaurant just yet.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me neither.

How many times have Carlos and Tulo left EY and Dex on?

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by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

EYJ has that

oh, wait.. ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Melvin Mora has that

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by UZ on Aug 17, 2010 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

NELSON

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

MATT MURTON

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meth Smirton

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow

I got nothin’

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday has that

I JUST WENT THERE

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

by "has that"

do you mean “would have taken it in the nuts”?

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

2 points for you.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

And then he touches the plate to score the winning run

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

jamey carroll

is in the building

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

We can totally score two

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

But we need five

The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.

by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

to tie

5 to win

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Poor Kid

he is right around the strike zone – just not getting those calls..

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

4-0

Hmm

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Goodnight :(

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by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm turning off for a while, this is pissing me off fo'real

I’ll check in later, but I really don’t want to get into a bad mood tonight

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by Mondogarage on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm almost certain the Rockies won't score 5 tonight.

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by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay...

I’m really, really sick of losing to the Dodgers. No more runs, please.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Well

I didn’t think a visit to LA would help turn around the road woes.

by ddavis539 on Aug 17, 2010 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay, I think it is time for bed

Not giving up on the team, but I do have to go to work tomorrow.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously. Nothing to lose sleep over here.

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by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 17, 2010 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...I'd rather lose sleep over whether I have to go to DC in two weeks

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm tired. and have a full day tomorrow

but I can’t tear myself away just yet… :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can I tear you away?

(just kidding)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice move.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doughy. Pasty. CASANOVA.

That’s me in a nutshell. Well, it would be, if I didn’t hate nuts so much.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

you and me

have a lot in common.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Funny, the image of you in my head is not doughy and pasty ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh not that part.

the part about hating nuts.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I figured ;-) Just being silly

have to turn up the silliness when the game goes into laugher territory

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

agreed :)

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok guys seriously just go talk to each other in real life

if you’re gonna go have sex or something, go and do it, you don’t need to tell the whole Row about it

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LOL.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh, Maria and I aren't even in the same town right now

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

and I don't think I'm your type.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope, you're not married to me

it’s an impediment ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

look at you

being faithful to your husband.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

its kinda part of the job ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

the two of you

are so freaking cute.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

aha! that explains the kids

they’re really stinking cute.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah...who else is gonna cook half her meals?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Half? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it probably works out to about that

Well, dinner anyway.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, maybe lately ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

the kids?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

5yo wants to cook

she’s just a bit short to reach a lot of stuff in the kitchen yet, not to mention handling sharp and hot stuff.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

just lower

your counters and cabinets some…that should solve that problem.

Either that or stilts.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

i aim to please ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bwahahaha

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Hey some of us are living vicariously...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

You forget we're married

Seriously, though, don’t worry…just a little more of our smartassery. It’s like Burns and Allen for a new generation*

*or not

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, I don't know if I want to be implicated in this... ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too late

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

We've all seen pictures

Maria’s not pasty, and she’s anything but doughy. Maria, what are you, 100 pounds soaking wet?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm the worlds most white mexican.

but yeah – I’m 115.

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no idea.

My family has lived in this part of the country since before it was the US.

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It was always the US.

We just had to get there to let everyone know that it was always was. Manifest Destiny-ers.

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Oh.

So we were citizens before citizens existed?

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Yes.

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I'm so confused.

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We just needed

that short, offhand killing affair to make it real.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

thanks for the blankets...

will this make me ill?

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Maybe a bit itchy.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

not filled with small pox?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why would we do that?

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

why do I feel ill?

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Oh, that's just a cold.

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/vomits uncontrollably

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

You didn't cook your meat correctly.

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/crusty scabs fall off

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Please,

the white man did not do that to you.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

/curses Lord Jeffrey Amherst

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You're Canadian?

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i'm so confused.

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Amherst

mostly did his thang in Canada.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was a joke Russ.

wasn’t he the first dude to suggest giving smallpox infested blankets to indians?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not my area.

Unless the blankets were in tanks.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah...gotcha...

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the indians had tanks?

how did they lose?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

small pox

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Well, in some

alternate timeline they did. The Iroquois eventually conquered North and South America.

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now known is

Iroguiica

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like to think more about the timeline where the First North Americans didn't slaughter the horse...

…and instead domesticated it just like the Asians did. Smallpox still might have been a killer, but at least there wouldn’t have been the invader-worship when they first met Euros…

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

She is...

MARIA THE CANEXICAN!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Musta been a bad hot dog

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

certainly before it was cool ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

OLD SKOOL

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm one of the few people

that can have a “native” sticker and have it actually apply.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, this part of Colorado was actually part of Texas once upon a time.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

so I've lived in

mexico , the us, texas, and colorado?

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depends on how old you are. You've probably only lived in U.S. and Colorado unless you're about 170

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well I am timeless.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice comeback

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Before time, before space, before the United States...

There was Maria

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maria - the sea of bitterness.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

No wonder Texans like moving here

They’re just reclaiming the outer part of TIXAS

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

kind of how I look at it.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Didn't we give them a big enough reservation as it is?

(just kidding…I actually like Texans, as obnoxious as they can be sometimes)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHA

Very well-played.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, I literally LOL'd

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends... have you been working out? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been adding BILLZ, if that's what you mean. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

So, that

Bob Saget is looking pretty good right about now.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

bob saget?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH BOB SAGET!

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bob Saget roast.

I’m cracking up that I didn’t catch that missing word.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Spike TV.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Roast.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why? Is he wearing glasses?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

He came

out of a movie theatre that was showing Das Booty.

Does any one get that reference?

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I...think so.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's from a TV show.

The above situation happened/

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

True story.

It was greenlighted for production as the series finale, but they went that other route with Michelle falling off a horse or whatever.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

and thats why

The middle child got hooked on Meth.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Live-action show.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't, but considering he was the mastermind behind the amazing Dirty Work,

maybe he came out of a theater that was showing “Men In Black (Who Like To Have Sex With Each Other)”

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Oh it's unbelievable

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Billy Beane?

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That dude that also plays Shooter McGavin

is the best villain.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he the villain in Flubber?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I've never seen it.

Probably, though.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

This would be a tough one to lose

6 GB / 10 GB? Man, I hope we can rally…..

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Darn it...

…we’re gonna have to see 3-4 innings of Corpas…

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5-0

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Well I'm hanging in just to see Alanna interview some Dodger.

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rec'd

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

/snort/ probabaly ethier just to rub lemon juice in it

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

ZING

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Generally, when your rookie pitcher has control issues but holding the opposition scoreless

And your 3-hole hitter can’t come through, the dam…dam

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT reply actions  

yeah

he should not have pitched over 90 today.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mother of god

I’m going to bed.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Don't you have to do the wrap

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the Rox may have just done that ;-)

But I’m holding out for an epic comeback.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

:(

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

This game isn't as fun as it was before this inning

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 9:57 PM MDT reply actions  

The rockies need

to have someone cook some bacon in the dugout.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT reply actions  

MLB Network lied to me...they said they were giving bonus coverage....they have not...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT reply actions  

You're lucky

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by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh hey look bonuse coverage for like 3 minutes

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Bonus" is a very strong word.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anybody think Barmes makes that play?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 9:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Pre-August Barmes?

Good possibility.

Barmes after being shattered by that popup on Sunday?

No, I think he’s got something in his head now

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

How would we know considering he is not playing

and there was no game in between…..

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hunch...

…Barmie isn’t quite a Frankie Mo-level headcase, but I don’t know how non-headcase-y he is, and with this team’s luck this year, you have to assume the worst :-(

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chrysicat is talking about his defense.

Assuming the pop up means he’s suddenly gun shy with the glove. Which I don’t see any evidence for.

by holly96 on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh that?

My bad, I misread, thinking headcasey = hasn’t had his standard hot month

Nah Barmes has been doing this awhile now, it’ll take more than a missed popup to shake his glove.

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good lord CCat...Barmey has made other errors

He’s the least head casey of any of them….except maybe Hawpe

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Win expectancy: 3.4%

Let’s DO THIS

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Eerily similar to coolstandings' playoff expectancy

So is tonight a sign?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

sigh…..I hope not

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whoever set that number

Hasn’t watched the Rockies on the road

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by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's just a misplaced decimal point, that's all

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait..

we have issues on the road?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do they?

I thought this was like the 17th year out of 18 that they were super good on the road

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

so what you're saying is...

the rox don’t do well on the road?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

this is news to me.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

This has obviously been very hard for you

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

6

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

33

I loved that guy

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

and then skate the length of the ice and be the hell out of the opposing goalie.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOH

BURN

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

look at that guy hoover!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, him too

If I recall correctly, there used to be jerseys floating around that were half Roy and half Walker and said Royker on the back. I’ll buy one.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they're terrible.

That’s why I want one.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just like the Eaton Beavers T-shirt I have?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love beavers!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't have figured you as someone who likes chewing on wood

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

No. treating carpet like a

tootise pop is more my cup – o – tea.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Another thing we can agree on

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, they are still the Reds

A radio station just printed those t-shirts as “suggestions” if we had to change

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

They just sound...weapons-grade stupid.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

they were

oh they were awful

avs on the left, Rockies on the right

ROY-LKER or KER or something

AWFUL

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I missed this

I’m losing IQ points just visualizing it

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...my DERP quotient is already growing by the day

No reason to accelerate it.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

^5

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I understand...it's like listening to my kids drive the "boo boo" thin into the ground with the baby...

.
..and then starting to dig.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

but but but... boo-boo!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's kind of like when there's a flood and it just keeps raining

Yeah we all know that’s it’s still raining but we keep saying it because it’s still making the flood worse.

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's free...

…why are we even responding to this post?

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now we just need the big vertical lines. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

1 pitch one out

THAT’S NOT how you rally

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:00 PM MDT reply actions  

BENCH TULO FOR SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

DFA TULO'S MULLET!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Librarian sighting, Russ

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

rec'd

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me.

Do you want to see what happens when I’m driven mad?

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Helton hits a 6run HR here

I guarantee us the playoffs

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

He must havs triedto hit it scince he K'd

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Awful inning

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:04 PM MDT reply actions  

That was depressing

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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i had a feeling this series

would do that, I hate playing the dodgers in LA

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I hate playing the dodgers in LA

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever happened to that 07 mentality

You know, the one where we killed the Dodgers.

by mkorpal on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll took it with him to Chavez Ravine?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

They gave up ont he season when we played them

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, we pounded the season out of them

They were still in it when Helton launched us into amazingness

by mkorpal on Aug 17, 2010 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eh, they were playing Hu on a regular basis

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hu?

;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I got new carpet

in my basement. It smells.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

My basement still smells like new carpet, too

I love it.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

i hate it.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not next week we don't

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you all know

That we have alternated wins and losses the entire month of August. If that aint spinning our wheels, than I don’t know what is.

by mkorpal on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Somebody mentioned that yesterday

it sucks.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just made my predictions for the next five games

I have WWLWW. What the hell was I thinking?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

more like LLWLL

ya know?

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh

well, looks like it will continue.

by mkorpal on Aug 17, 2010 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

13 games in a row and probably 14 unless something awesome happens here.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Todd Helton

is number 17 and he is a left-handed batter

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:11 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm drinking a Coors Light and it's terrible.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bet it's even in a BLUE CAN

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no just the mountains are blue.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd drink Iron City...no, Iron City LIGHT right now if I had it in the fridge.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

/barf/

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, there's a reason it's called "Iron Shitty"

If I’m gonna drink a brew from PA, it’ll be Yuengling

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

This and a half.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just said that because, well, I'd drink even crappy beer watching THIS game.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

God damn, I love Yuengling

I was just in PA for two weeks and drank entirely too much of it.

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I miss Yuengling

I’ve been told it can be procured here in the Denver area, but I haven’t seen it anywhere near me.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

He also plays first base.

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He's been known to have back problems in recent years

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chris Iannetta

wears number 20 and has lost weight. Must be parenthood. ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Brad Hawpe can't be the emergency catcher

He is left-handed

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armando reynoso

is the only rockie to regularly wear the number 42

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Urdoinitrong

But good trivia. Butch Huskey also did for the entirety of his Rockies career, I believe

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who am I thinking of?

We had a 42 at the time of the Jackie thing…I swear.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

i am 99% sure

on the reynoso thing

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

No I know he wore 42

I just thought we had someone else that did

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Scott Karl did breifly, apparently

I must be insane

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

karl wore 19

Jackie Moore wore 42 as a bench coach according to the 2008 media guide

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

This link said Karl was 19 and 42. I only remember 19.

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Karl also wore 42.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

MLB retired Robinsons number in 1997

Karl didnt arrive until 2000 so i doubt he wore 42

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

See that's what I thought

meh

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Weird. It just says in on Baseball Almanac.

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Im just going by the media guide

and my memory, either could be wrong

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's the emergency pitcher?

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Franklin Morales is a headcase

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Todd Helton is old and has no power anymore

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:12 PM MDT reply actions  

probably the lack of steriodds.

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Chris Iannetta is good/not good/good/not good

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This team is good/not good/good/not good

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

sample of the past four seasons? o_O

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought he was...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

hehe

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

which ALMOST works

difference from 2010 to 2008 is that the “good” team is here

the injuries are really familiar though

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

microcosm

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kershaw's almost out.

Maybe we can get to their bullpen.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

HOW

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

too hard.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow.

that makes being lazy so much easier.

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Please tell me

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I hate Kershaw

111 pitches though

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Yay EY

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn EY keep it up.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

EYJ wants to win this...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Wait, what?!?

They called Sherril back up?

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YAY

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well ugh.

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The Colorado Rockies Major Leauge Baseball Club

has uniforms that are black without sleeves.

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I bent my Wookiee.

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my cat's breath smells like cat food.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I sleep in a drawer.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

needs mora purple

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

But do they still suck on the road?

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by smokinRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

lolzup

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well

EYJ is going to be the starting 2B for the rest of the year, no doubt about that. At least one thing is cleared up.

by mkorpal on Aug 17, 2010 10:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Unless he goes 0-for-12 with 6 K's and 3 errors the next four games

Which is highly probable

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

He only has to have an 0-4 day and Barmes will be back in raking in popups/K’s/errors that cost us games

by TehChamp on Aug 17, 2010 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not enough power

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

if he's finally over the boneheads

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

EY running into outs = Ianattas's K's

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh please

Barmes can do that in his sleep.

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Sleeping

Very much possible. He does seem to close his eyes at the plate a lot, and has sweet dreams of actual contact.

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sigh

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it’ll just feel dirty seeing him in another jersey

my money is on Oakland

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NICE job Manuel

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Alright, I'm out

I need to get back to work

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 17, 2010 10:25 PM MDT reply actions  

True Story

there are more versus to “take me out to the ball game”

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:26 PM MDT reply actions  

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

STREETLIGHT PEOPLE

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oohhh whoooaa ooooooh

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Fun Fact

I’m just a small town girl.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

i will be lonely this weekend.

a bunch of wieners and no one to share them with.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm sure you do.

they are very slimming.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

so where is your midnight train going?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

anywhere.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm a city.... uh, boy?

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

in south... aurora? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, I actually am!

Well, southeast-ish.

I took a train at midnight once.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know

remember, I live a short walk from you ;-)

I took a train overnight… does that count?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Take the 7 train in Queens at midnight.

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-1

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

But don't you want an adventure?

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-100!

Not THAT kind of adventure.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well if you ever find yourself in NY

I’ll make sure you’re on a train at that time.

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I will never be heard from again.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll be there.

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WE will never be heard from again.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I've been on the 7 at that time before.

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Ok fine, can I come

packing heat?

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i would love to see this.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your chihuahuas?

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My chihuahuas would totes

save me from anything.

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I'll bring Duke along.

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Three chihuahuas.

We would be unstoppable.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course,

Duke would then attempt to fight your chihuahuas after they fend off any of the strangers of the night.

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Star and Galileo

would be happy to fight too. :P

Chihuahua fight > cat fight?

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only if you're talking

about two actual felines. Otherwise, no.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, taken the subway in Philly at midnight

dirtier and more obnoxious.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

...and you keep stepping in cheesesteak

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

that ain't cheesesteak.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just keep telling yourself that it is

It’s better that way

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok, and you explain the vials

how?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see no vials

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

on the subway? how often have you ridden it?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are obviously oblivious to my strategy for dealing with this

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

i see no strategy

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good. My work here is done.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see no work done.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

/pictures a John Rocker aneurysm

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80's Billy Joel doo-wop sucks!

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this makes me sad

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

look at how wrong you are.

You should go to your room and think about what you’ve said.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

infidel

you will yet be ONE WITH THE JOEL!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uptown Girl sucks long and hard, to be sure

Most of the rest of it is fine, but yeah…Billy’s “I’m dating Christie Brinkley” phase was not exactly the zenith of his otherwise stellar career.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

got a ton of Joel on the ipod

including said christie brinkley phase! bwahahahaha!!!

oh, and destro, guess which ones the girls liked? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're welcome on the iPod selections...who's the Billy Joel nut in this house?

…and yes, I know. So…who’s their real father? ;)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

ha! more like who's the acquisition nut. but I digress... ;-p

still not winning any paternity suits, destro…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Catholic girls start much too late

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sooner or later it comes down to fate?

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I might as well be the one

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

you know that only the good die young...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Allentown is a good song

…but “The Nylon Curtain” was pre-Christie. The Christie effect can be best seen on “An Innocent Man”

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Christie Lee

is one of my favorite Billy Joel songs. Seriously awesome tune…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 18, 2010 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

IT'S 9 O'CLOCK ON A SATURDAY...

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's obvious that none of you have seen Stepbrothers.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude

dude

no

that movie is AWESOME.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with you on that completely

except for Stepbrothers.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

my loathing of Will Ferrell post-Anchorman cannot be measured

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just really find will ferrell obnoxious and irredeemable.

matter of opinion, ymmv ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't care for him either.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that's just, like,

your opinion, man.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

You watch the Rockies on the road don't you?

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Miss Lippy's car....is GREEN.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Smith used to wear 25. Until Don Baylor took it away from him.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

and 12

until Clint Barmes re-took it

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

don baylor

should be fired

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

DFA'D!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think you realize just how pathetic they have been

The Rockies have not a a single winning road trip all season. With this roster that is epic failure.

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't stop believin!

Hold on to that feeeeeeeeelin!

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

... you're out. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, I still ain't singing yet ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should start warming up.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Amen

There ya go

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahem!

Complete lyrics to “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” as originally published in 1908

Katie Casey was baseball mad
Had the fever and had it bad
Ev’ry sou Katie blew
On a Saturday, her young beau
Called to see if she’d like to go
To see a show but Miss Kate said
“No I’ll tell you what you can do:”

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don’t care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don’t win it’s a shame
For it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out,
At the old ball game."

Katie Casey saw all the games
Knew the players by their first names
Told the umpire he was wrong
All along Good and strong.
When the score was just two to two,
Katie Casey knew what to do
She made the gang sing this song

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,
I don’t care if I never get back,
Let me root, root, root for the home team
If they don’t win its a shame
For it’s one, two, three, strikes you’re out
At the old ballgame

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

via mobile

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

She WAS gone forever...

I’m pretty sure she typed all of it.

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Uh...

Well, yes, but then I had to format it and separate each line. That’s why it took all inning.

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

what. the. hell.

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You know whats funny:

The first 3 letters in my n-…..Oh, nevermind.

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

huh?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometime tells me that a lot of women went to baseball games

a century ago.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good golly

SOMETHING

I’m not even drunk and I can’t type.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

about SHOPPING

Or tuberculosis, or whatever was on the female mind in those days.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

how cheap the tampons are at teh stadium.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did they have tampons back then, or did they just roll up a towel or something?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

(Maybe I shouldn't even open this can of worms)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

they put a cat

in their underpants.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

how did you know she has a cat? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

well lets just say

that purring wasn’t because she was happy to see you.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

much more complicated apparatus, actually

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh belts...

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh geez.

I still believe...
This is R year!

by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

...but still one that probably didn't need asking

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm suprised

you don’t know the answer to this.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just never thought to research it.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

your wife

can educate you I’m sure.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure...I'm always up for learning something new

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

here ya go

time before tampons

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

we should totally go inflict this thread on tbla

see, this is what happens when the rox lose in a laugher! :-P

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

HA!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd really love to inflict it on MCC...heh...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

This would also bring hilarity

Why not GLB too, just to be funny?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

All 5 Padre fans would probably get the vapors

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

How about The Good Phight?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

they might have some realizations about their team's jerseys... ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice.

I love that whenever I’m around we talk about the female reproductive system…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

was actually just making a lame

friends reference…but glad it got some wings…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

/rimshot/

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

funny, i thought it was me ;-)

guess we’re a double whammy.

speaking of which, anybody drive a dodge? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice.

at least they know where the true power comes from :)

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

the ALMIGHTY UTERUS!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

HEALER OF THE WORLD!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

don't be.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

The ALMIGHTY UTERUS?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh...that's actually quite fascinating

Thanks for that.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey no problem.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Could we please stop talking about this? Period!

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAR HAR HAR

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

/rimshot

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh golly.

Haha

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

let's just say I'm glad to be in the 21st century in that regard ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm sure you can find something

to go back in time with…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

an ak-47?

sorry, just had a Guns of the South moment.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shopping lol

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oy!

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:26 PM MDT reply actions  

HEY YOU!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

HI YOU!

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Feel like a shower? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey now.

you are married.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

S'ok...I'm cool

/gets the camera

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice...

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

I was angling for Rockies runs ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

But but I already showered today....

and got my hair cut!

Rockies rare just gonna have to deal. :P

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh.

ARE*

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, well

they can still take the series!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't been watching the game

I was out having boba tea!

So if they were going to do anything, they should’ve done it while I was out!

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahhhhh....

so maybe they light it up now that you’re here?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

./crack knuckles

they’d better.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

'ay Shiva

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Que paso?

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm drinking Coors Light

I hate Coors Light.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

why aren't you drinking beer?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Somebody left some piss here last weekend, so I'm drinking it instead?

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Awww, pobrecito.

I don’t have any beer at the house to offer, though. :(

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it's the thought that counts.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

just what I was thinking. Where were these hits when EY and Dex were on base???

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

well Kershaw is out...

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Cargo basehit

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Screw that

COULDN’T YOU HAVE DONE THAT EARLIER, CARGO

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Kershaw's gone

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's what I figured

dfa them

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

EY2 wants to win

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

MOAR BETTER DRAFT PICKZ?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait

wasn’t Brad Hawpe put on waivers?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH NOEZ BRAD HAWPE ON WAIVERS

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

and another thing

you couldn’t tell if EYJ was doggin it he’s faster than anyone even while not hustlin

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DAMMIT, CARGO!

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by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

The last game Kershaw started he left with a seven run lead and the Dodgers lost

This game is not over yet

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

lol CarGo

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 PM MDT reply actions  

This team doesn't have clutch hitters....

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

whats funny...

is Yorvit was the only person that was clutch hitting, now he is gone look what happens

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

he is clutch hitting for the padres?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

ooh! ninja'd

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

.397 RISP

clutch

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not hard to learn.

I learned to be clutch ready in a day.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

UGGLA!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

His name is DAM UGGLA!

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

an throw Baylor in that trade....

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

and Cheapfarts

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

lolmonfarts

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

If only we were willing to part with Francis and Cook

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would get rid of those 2 for Lee in a heartbeat...

and throw in Barmes and Hawpe for good measures

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

we threw in Barmes

but he just popped it up.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know man

do you think Seattle would’ve gone for it?

Two expensive injury prone players with questionable production?

would’ve been tough, might’ve had to trade Matt Miller too

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HAHAHAHA

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Johnson, Alan

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Then who do we trade in

the Strasburg and Harper deal?

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

francis

duh.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Greg Smith

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jon Smit

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

We may have to part with our touted...

prospect in Johnny Herrera

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

dood we should haz tradid foar Papi

HEZ DA CLUCHIST PERSONS

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

CLUTCHEZ DA NEEDUL

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arod

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

He be our new 1B!

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

For$12m and two a prospects

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Ball four

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:30 PM MDT reply actions  

you can

and he just did, haha

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

So who does this count as an AB against?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

sherrill, I think

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now I feel better...I thought I was the only one who thought this

Speaking of my DERP quotient going up…

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

in LA?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo being coaxed to give up his keys by the DL rotation

Heh

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Terrrible.

Flat terrible.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've started calling Smith "The Iceman"

Because that’s how cold he is

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by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

aww :-(

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow Seth.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Smith swing and missed....

against a lefty, shocker

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

someone shoud tell

Jim Tracy about this

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by Rosenort on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

when will this lefty on lefty hate

end.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

lefty on lefty violence

what we need is some midnight baseball!

well, if you’re on the east coast, you’re in luck…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

When lefties start hitting lefties

So never.

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by free7694 on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seth ain't just cold

he’s in a thermal vacuum

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Good question...

Seth hasn’t hit lefties all year and Olivodidn’t hit on the road all year

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Helton get on base.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT reply actions  

Fly out

What once looked like a promising rally….

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT reply actions  

WOW COME ON

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:39 PM MDT reply actions  

Rockie at bats with RISP are a pitcher's best friend

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

A productive out that doesn't score a run!!!!

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RISP

Runners In Standing Position

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Even better

I believe you get the save on that one.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

3 outs left

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Eh, I've become comfortably numb... ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn it, now you've replaced my Beat with Floyd!

I’m NOT sure I consider that an improvement; I like both New Wave and Prog!

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

not sure whether to say you're welcome or sorry... ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hah, more Rox fail.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Yep

Just another night in the most disappointing season in Rockies history

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

and 2001.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

This team is better than any of the teams mentioned above. In my mind that makes it the most disappointing.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

The '96 team was loaded

Well, offensively, I suppose…

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Going into the season they were loaded, I mean.

Of course, you probably do too, since Walk missed most of that season due to injury.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't see who that is

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bahaha

I remember that dude had a good batting average in 1994, so I thought he was the shit.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I totally should

at the time, I figured I had ran out of intriguing guys to write about, but then I get reminded of dudes like Mike Kingery.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

just when you get the whim

whip one up and schedule it

I gotta start writing again, we haven’t had number vomit in too long

I wanna do this piece on defensive effectiveness or something but I keep having weddings and crap to handle

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you should

a lot of people, including myself, could use a better understanding of it.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

well

I don’t think I’m gonna have much super insight

I just want to see how the FIPs stack up to actual run allowances

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

When Kevin Ritz is your ace your expectations can only be so high

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

everyone knows that wins mean nothing.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

CY Young

loved wins.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

He gave up more runs than anyone in baseball that year

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah yes

Back when we thought the Rockies would win the division. Those were good times.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeahhhh I know right

funny how so many of us are able to remain upbeat even though the team isn’t doing great

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remain upbeat in general but not when discussing the way the Rockies are playing

It’s just that since it’s a Rockies blog that’s all you see. I’m not one to sugarcoat.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

HEY EVERYONE

THIS TEAM SUCKS ABSOLUTE DONKEYBALLS ON THE ROAD THIS SEASON

CAN WE STOP MENTIONING IT EVERY TIME A BASERUNNER DOESN’T SCORE

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, so baserunners don't score on the road?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm only complaining about four out of ten LOB.

Tonight.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

OR

The Rockies could actually have ONE FREAKING WINNING ROAD TRIP this season and we could stop talking about it.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably need three or four series wins.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Winning cures a lot of things

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah; W's are the only thing that counts...

 All other stats are superfulous

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, 17 WINZ!!

And we should never have let Reynoso go either…

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have heartburn.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:41 PM MDT reply actions  

I think thats a common thing around here...

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's exactly what is doing it, too.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought it was bad LoBster

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, that'd be food poisoning, not heartburn

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

everytime the rockies lose

Barmes kills another Unicorn.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

/ RAAAAAAAGE /

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah...you want high-quality bear with your marinara

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

venison, darn it!

love,

clint barmes

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

2010 Rockies...

making Bad/Struggling pitchers looked like CY Young

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That's one we forgot to mention earlier.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really...

Kershaw is horrible this year?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

this is more towards Sherriell

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match ups

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh..

that doesn’t make much sense.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dude.

It’s Clayton Kershaw…..have you been watching baseball for the last couple years?

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

George Sherrill.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

match ups

Seth Smith sucks against lefties, inning falls apart from there

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was not refrencing Kershaw...

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah yeah

Cy Young = exagg, Sseth Smith, as mentioned several times, sucks against lefties, and neither Todd nor Spilly looked completely stupid at the plate.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

and boy is he

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta love garbage time

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

...and Its worth all that we are paying him

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

DFA HIM

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

RELEASE HIM

release

release

release

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

might pitch better

after he gets some “release”

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

how about we take turns?

you go first…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

no.

but you gotta do what you gotta do.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

well obviously

she isn’t doing the job. So you gots to do it.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

so you volunteering?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

you are single.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

you can pass it on to

muzia or jdub

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta clear it through She Who Must Be Obeyed first

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice play EY

Someone wants to be a fixture at 2B

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 PM MDT reply actions  

And he should be.

Talk about bringing another dimension to this team.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

he is the only postive tonight

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chacin

looked decent for his first game back. Shouldn’t have been out that long – but looked decent.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought he looked sharped to....

just like the Younger Ubaldo he just needs to harness his command

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

so there were

two positives tonight.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

/licking chops for 2012/

not that this season is mathematically over, or that next season is in any way off the table…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

thinking 2012 Chacin = 2010 Ubaldo

and 2012 Ubaldo = 2012 Ubaldo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

good one :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

5 runs in one inning

And a bunch of 0s elsewhere. That makes me sad

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:48 PM MDT reply actions  

How were CarGo's ABs against Kershaw early in the game?

Was he simply overmatched? I wasn’t around for them.. And I know his 2 K’s were the 2 biggest AB’s of the game.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 PM MDT reply actions  

simply overmatched

Kershaw owned him

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kershaw has his number...

I don’t think Cargo ever looked good against him

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Failed, with runners on base just about every time early on

and then got a single (once Kershaw was gone) when the bases were empty.

Same ’ol, same ’ol.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think this is a mystery

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice EY, again

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 PM MDT reply actions  

boo

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

That would have been threeruns with Mora at first

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Wait, what?

That’s not how it’s supposed to work!

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT reply actions  

what the hell is wrong with this team???????????????????

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:52 PM MDT reply actions  

too much oxygen.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

ooooohhhhh, good point. I hadn't considered that.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bad burritos?

Something in the water?

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

They can't beat the Dodgers

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I keep saying we need to bury a Spilly jersey under home plate there and we need to contribute to the bryan Kilpatrick bad luck enemy jrsey fund.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have to steal some unruly fan tazers!

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

We should have given Paleface the "shopping" list

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna need a hazmat suit for this

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

To use on the guards chaseing the distracting unruly fan!

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I'm saving my money for a Kershaw jersey as we speak.

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Oh, look...6-0

Isn’t that special?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 10:53 PM MDT reply actions  

very, very special

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

What sucks is that this is the first time this season the Dodgers have come anywhere near blowing us out.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

SIT DOWN

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Later Pods

MAJOR RALLY THYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 PM MDT reply actions  

LA is up six nothing

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We better not get shut out by the Dodgers BP

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT reply actions  

one down

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 10:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Two down

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 11:00 PM MDT reply actions  

GOOD LORD WE SUXORS

ON TEH ROADZ/

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, we do.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

CAT'S IN UNDERPANTS ARE FUNNY

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

er

at first I read this as Cat’s underpants are funny… :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will leave that as an exercise for the reader

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

this presumes I have underpants

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

har

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, i'd say there has to be something under your pants

but in your case it’s not necessarily true, because you don’t exist ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is what communication scholars call stonewalling

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are useing these random facts as a way to delay, stall, hinder, avoid, or obstruct any discussion about the Rockies play on the road

AKA: Stonewalling

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, you're just saying that because you think the rockies suck on the road or something

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

But what is there to talk about?

The Rockies suck on the road. It’s been discussed to death.

by holly96 on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

no this is still fresh

let’s talk about road splits and stuff because we all just walked in to this season and wondered what happened

let’s make a fanpost about road woes or something stupid

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling you don't approve of the rockies' performance on the road.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm on the fence about it

I bet that another 40 posts or so about how bad we are on the road should open my blind eyes

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hear that we are really

struggling on the road this year. What do you think is up with that?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can still get airline food?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

only if you're flying overseas.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you pay out the wazoo.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Usually, you don't even get that option

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

transcontinental you do

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course, Denver to, say, DC isn't QUITE transcontinental

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

STBY

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll know tomorrow if I'm going

My gut tells me yes.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

what about Salt Lake to DC?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

And it should continue to be discussed until they start winning on the road

Yes it sucks and yes we have already talked about it but it’s the story of the 2010 season whether we like it or not.

If the 2007 Rockies can win 21 out of 22 to reach the World Series and the 2009 Rockies can come from 12 games under .500 in June to make the playoffs, why can't the 2010 Rockies make the postseason after being 51-50?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

then let's talk about Barmes' struggles at the plate!

I hear Aaron Cook isn’t doing so well this season

and what’s the deal with Helton?

You know I hear Coors field is a good hitter’s park, they should do something about that

You know that Brad Hawpe fellow struggles defensively in RF

Ian Stewart strikes out too much

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Barmes pops up a lot.

like a lot. More than I would if I were playing.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

me too. I would strike out more than Barmey pops up.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, Coors Field is a pitcher's park

I mean, have you SEEN that Jiminy guy?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jim Jiminez?

Yeah, I’ve heard of him.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jim Jimenz

that mexican fella who can throw fast?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that Venezuelan kid

That’s the one.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hear he gets Barmes

to pop up a lot.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mrs Barmes is upset

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

probably because of all the pop ups.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

She prefers line drives

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

likes it hard and fast.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

In the gap

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

brain is swirling around awkward scoring comment here...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, what else is there to talk about?

It’s not like anybody’s capable of changing our fate…

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

That Barmes guy...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

WILDLY HACKING DESTROYER OF RALLIES

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, I think it's just taking this stating of the blatantly obvious to an absurd extreme.

You should know that RMN tends to go the absurdist route when people start pissing him off in game threads. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

ohhhh

let me just go ahead and quote myself

DOES EVERYONE REALIZE THAT THE ROCKIES SUCK ON THE ROAD, YET?

EVERYONE GOT IT?

GOOD

http://www.purplerow.com/2010/8/17/1628954/game-118-overflow-thread#44641906

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

We suck on the road?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I need numberz.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

meaningless stat

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meaningless until

you put a meaning to them.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's the ARF+ on this?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought it was BARF when on the road

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah...

If ARF = Adjusted Road Fail

BARF must be Barely-watchable Adjusted Road Fail

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's harsh

I think it’s the NARF

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

The AWCRAP tends to be under-utilized

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

i thought you were going to bed

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybe he is in bed. didja think about that???

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, he's on teh LR floor

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, I'm still in the living room

I’ve been having too much fun. But I should go to bed.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

so should i

my contacts are drying out. ugh. I could go all alanna rizzo and don my cute glasses…. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

EVIL TEMPTRESS

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

If I asked the Rockies Magic 8-Ball, it would say

HAWT

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

With my luck, it'd say

DAN UGGLA

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey!

>:-O

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's just how my luck rolls

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the PLOP (players left on-base percentage)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

or the

BPUEAB

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

SSS?......oh nevermind

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

The hell you say!!!

Next somebody is going to say that Hawpe has been placed on waivers or something completely unexpected like that…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Bazinga!!

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6 GB / 10 GB

Get em tomorrow

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 17, 2010 11:01 PM MDT reply actions  

ballgame

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thank God that's over

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Meh.

I never really thought we’d win this game anyway.

by holly96 on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

To cheer up

Do what I’m doing:

Watch R. Kelly videos. My favorite:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7qoc3_r-kelly-real-talk_music

It is profane, but holy smokes…. I laugh every time.

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No way

I’m gonna hum Take Me Out to the Ballgame in my sleep.

Except with PIZZA and crackerjack instead : D

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

now that sounds friggin' tasty.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I’m of the belief that R. Kelly is America’s No. 1 genius. I’ll put his production of “Real Talk” on par with the invention of the car, plane or Flowbee.

by CSTsports on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pathetic might be too mild of a word.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Its the Don Baylor way....

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

well...

I like Dan Uggla

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uggla is the ultimate Baylorball/Weaverball hitter...

…and he’s STILL a black hole that makes Beefy look good at 2B

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Great night from EY2 and Dex

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Now if we could convince evryone else not to swing for the fences at Dodger stadium after dark?

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one convinced that at least in some instances people are seeing

“swing for the fences” where it isn’t there? It seems like it’s suddenly the fashionable complaint anytime somebody makes an out.

by holly96 on Aug 17, 2010 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

IAWTC.

So freaking much.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am seeing a lot of over hard swings when just solid contacts for linedrives and base hits would have sufficed

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

So it's Padres or bust?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

needed morebunts tonight

from cargo and tulo

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying a slap single all the time either; we gave up at least four runs that slap singles would have scored

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd take the liners...

 Gladly! But going for the homer lift left them stranded

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Particularly with two strikes I was taught to just make contact...

 If I saw a really fat pitch to try to do some thing early. After that the priority was to get the runner advanced if not home and hope someone would pick me up too.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about LOLCOORZ?

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I’ve seen an awful lot of “[player] doubles on a fly ball to [left/right] field”

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

PHYSICS

HOW DOES IT WORK

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's ask Jeff Francis

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Elastic collision ftw?

BTW, look at this cool video I found!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gER8z7Y19wU

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

fun :-)

but can you explain double-slit diffraction?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle!

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Schrodingers cat!

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Bazinga!!

by Junction Rox on Aug 18, 2010 12:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Unless you are in a position to score someone on a sac fly...

Fly balls should be avoided at Dodgerstadium at night.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

This!

And the one person who was ever in that position—CarGo, twice!—was too busy trying to muscle the ball over the fence to hit the SF we might have been able to use…

by Chrysicat on Aug 17, 2010 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

O sweet....

we got shut out. Guess it didn’t matter how many runs we gave up. Lets try this again tomorrow.

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT reply actions  

So did we do good from an OBP

perspective tonight from the top of the line up?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Yes

Young: 2-for-3 with 2 walks
Fowler: 2-for-4

So on base 6 out of 9 times between the two

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Plus there was an SB in there and one of Fowler’s outs moved EY to 3rd.

CarGo and Tulo: 0-for-5 with RISP.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes I was

thanks for the correction

EY and Dex ate Kershaw for breakfast. CarGo and Tulo could do absolutely nothing against the guy.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey there

I retreated to the scouts lounge to file and eat free food. My droid failed to work after the overflow for some reason. Pretty obvious that the bullpen arms I came to see on each squad would not pitch tonite. Nor did most of the regulars as well. On the wrap I will try to give you some scout perspective here.

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I'm cautiously looking forward to this.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah; I want to hear about what they think of our approach with RISP

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Cautiously". I like this.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fun fact:

The Rockies have scored four runs on twelve hits against Broxton since the start of 2008.

Wrap coming shortly.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 11:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear Rockies...

Quit losing…sooner rather than later.

It’s pissing me off more than it should

Peace out
Cat

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM MDT reply actions  

co-signed

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did Alanna just say "Scotty Po"?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 PM MDT reply actions  

yes she did. But she looked good doing it.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

STOP TORMENTING ME!!!!11!!!!!

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by Russ Oates on Aug 17, 2010 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

mmmh

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm going to close my eyes, take a deep breath, and pretend she said "natty bo"

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, golly,

there’s over 1,000! Golly!

Now excuse me while my browser shuts down…haha

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by prettyinpurple on Aug 17, 2010 11:19 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

maybe we should've had another overflow to change the mojo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Since my computer went crappy maybe this was discussed

but Vin Scully basically blamed Tulo for being out of position causing 5 runs to score…discuss

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by SDcat09 on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT reply actions  

it was a bad defensive call by tulo

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, you had me at Vin Scully

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was covering a steal

So, I don’t buy it, and Vin can just have a nice Metamucil toddy and go back to sleep.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

reps for working Metamucil into a post.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

See next comment :-)

He wasn’t out of position due to incorrect scouting or anything. He was going to cover 2nd base, which was predetermined and correct in that situation. Dodgers batter executed.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

It started off with a lead off walk...

that what caused problems in my opinion

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

true that

Chacin was A. getting squeezed and B. overpitching (or so it seemed) as a result on a few batters

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eh

I think that pitch was supposed to outside. Tulo played the percentages and got burned

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

One thing that's easy to overlook is that this all started on a pretty small play

Tulo going to cover a steal and therefore not getting what would normally be a double-play ball. So it’s 1st and 3rd, no outs, rather than bases empty, 2 outs. Dodgers go on to score 5 runs in the inning. Rockies might have scraped out a run or two, but not 6 or 7 tonight.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:22 PM MDT reply actions  

We should have scored at least four...

 And your right that Tulo got played on the run and hit.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 17, 2010 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll post the comments

on the wrap in the AM. Some really interesting stuff. I sat with about six scouts and we all came to similar conclusions on a variety of topics. I have to file a report back east and I am basically waxed.

by PinchHitLancePainter on Aug 17, 2010 11:26 PM MDT reply actions  

I was being serious

I’m curious to what they have to say, but if it’s just PHLP’s stance on contact hitting, I’m going to be let down

by Andrew Martin on Aug 17, 2010 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, me too.

I just don’t want it to be reiterating the obvious.

by holly96 on Aug 17, 2010 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, I think it has to do with them sucking on the road.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to reading it

Good night

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

So did Brad Hawpe get placed on waivers recently?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 17, 2010 11:27 PM MDT reply actions  

his feelings are hurt

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has to leave the Segway in Denver

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

This sounds new...

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I stared intently at this wondering what would happen

Now I KNOW I’m tired

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

.

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by theshiva on Aug 17, 2010 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

So why is this an issue with some player or other every single year?

Why doesn’t the GM, on about the 1st of August just walk in the clubhouse and say “just so you guys know, I’m putting everyone on the roster on revocable trade waivers. If you hear anything in the media, don’t be alarmed and don’t take it personally. Every one of you is on waivers”. Then call the press in and do the same thing.

Then there’s nothing to leak, no drama.

Maybe they like drama….

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 17, 2010 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are they allowed to share that information?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 17, 2010 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have you watched a Rockies game lately?

Of course they like drama ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 17, 2010 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK guys, tomorrow night is win night. See y'all then.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 17, 2010 11:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay, it really is time for bed this time

Good night, all

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