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Game #120: Jorge De La Rosa v. Ted Lilly

Colorado Rockies at Los Angeles Dodgers, Aug 19, 2010 8:10 PM MDT




The Rockies are already getting labelled by many as one of, if not the, season's biggest disappointments. Pride definitely should be at stake going forward even as the playoffs pull out of reach. I think a first goal for the remaining 42 games should be going from five to ten games over .500. It would restore an aura of respectability and from there we could see where the playoff picture is. Let's do it quickly Rockies. Get there by the end of the month, please.


Next Game

Colorado Rockies
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Thursday, Aug 19, 2010, 8:10 PM MDT
Dodger Stadium

Jorge De La Rosa vs Ted Lilly

Mostly clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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GO ROCKIES!

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Well we need to get off this win one lose one deal we've settled into. And tonight's as good a time as any to get it started.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:06 PM MDT reply actions  

GOOOO DLR!

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:07 PM MDT reply actions  

HIP HIP!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:08 PM MDT reply actions  

George.

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

there you go!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rockies win, and they're still breathing.

A loss and it’s uh oh.

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Good thing for Texas that they have a commanding lead

Cuz they are choking—Brian Matusz is DESTROYING them right now

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM MDT reply actions  

cuckoo/cuckoo

The line-up tonight? Tracy has lost his mind…….

by roxtalk on Aug 19, 2010 7:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Looks very weak.

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

where is it posted?

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Twitter.

But here
Young LF
Fowler CF
Spilly RF
Tulo SS
Mora 3B
Helton 1B
Olivo C
Barmes 2B
JDLR P

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

that lineup will probably score about 11 runs tonight

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haha I remember when Tracy put up a lineup everybody assumed wouldn't score anything

And it put up 10 runs. So yeah, it could happen

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

the good news is that the Dodgers lineup really isn't looking any better

without Ethier, Martin, Furcal and Manny, it’s not all that daunting anymore.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is as close aswe come to a small ball lineup.

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't need it at DS at night

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Truth

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh God

Not the Olivo, Barmes, pitcher combination again

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Phillies announcers are discussing the DFA of Brad Hawpe

They are surprised by this move….

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:17 PM MDT reply actions  

They think he will get a job and he's a great player

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am only around for a little bit

before I scoot off to engage in some adult libations, as it were.

Who wants to babysit the Negativity Jar?

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by theshiva on Aug 19, 2010 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

take it with you to your engagement.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it

there’s enough money in there to buy the entire bar drinks for a year, I betcha…

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by theshiva on Aug 19, 2010 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been quietly saying to myself that I'd like to see 70 wins before I see 60 losses.

C’mon, guys. Start working on it now.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on Aug 19, 2010 7:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Phillies mounting a rally in the bottom of the 9th

2 on 1 out…Werth hitting still 5-0 though

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM MDT reply actions  

How can a Giants win possibly be good for the Rox?

They are directly ahead of us in the division, in 2nd place. To even qualify for the Wild Card, you have to be in 2nd place. So it would seem getting from 3rd to 2nd would be the most pressing priority. I know this is based on the “we have several head-to-head games left with SF and only one with Philly” concept, but this is one reason I dislike the Wild Card. The idea of rooting for a team ahead of you in the division defies all logic to me.

by jasonwrites on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your plan roots for second place in the division and

three games out of the playoffs. Rooting for the Giants now still gives us a chance for both. I guess it’s a matter of whether the playoffs are more important to you, or second place in the division.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

heh....RG wisdom to the fore

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with what you are saying here RG...

 But I am also offended by the WC

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

But, when in Rome... ;-)

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey can anyone be offended by something that has brought

some measure of parity to the game and helps smaller market teams get a shot at the WS. I love the WC!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

WC got the Rox to the 2007 WS

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

kind of my point :)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Old school...

 No legitimate second place winner. I’d rather have a small market division in each league

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

so... divisions not geographically based?

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

More than one way to get parity

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Offended?

Without the Wild card we miss out on so many great baseball memories over the last 15 years. I do think winning the division needs to matter more but the Wild Card has done way more good than harm

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, weren't you advocating for the abolition of the WC in the offseason?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

I was advocating for a reallignment of the divisions and the Wild Cards having to play each other at the start of the playoffs to give the division winners more of an advantage.

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhh...sorry.......SDcat fail

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was a crazy plan

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the Wild Card but I find that it’s biggest flaw is that it makes winning the division nearly irrelivant as long as you still make the playoffs via the Wild Card.

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah my eyes kinda glazed over in that whole thing...sorry for mistating your premise

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

First place in the division is what's important to me

I don’t necessarily hate the Wild Card but I’m not a big fan. The race is supposed to be for the division crown. WC is a consolation prize, a backdoor into the postseason, and I wish we would not hear nor think about “the wild-card race” before September 20th.

by jasonwrites on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want you to conduct a poll with the players

as to whether they prefer making the playoffs via the backdoor, if the division is out of reach or not being in the playoffs at all. The presence of the WC option does not mean they still don’t want the division.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, it just means settling earlier...

There was actually a case a few years back where the Dodgers and Padres ended the season tied for first, but the Padres won the division based on head-to-head while the Dodgers took the wild card. With a shot to still win the division on the line on the last day of the season, the Dodgers chose to rest their starters and simply accept the WC.

Ask the members of the 1993 Giants. They won 103 games. The Braves won 104. It will surely be the last time a team wins 100 games and doesn’t make the playoffs. But it was such an exciting race…

The Wild Card keeps as many as half the teams still in “contention” deep into September, and thus keeps those fans interested also, and that’s great. It also guarantees that the two best teams in the league will make the postseason, and without it a series like the 2004 ALCS would have never been possible.

by jasonwrites on Aug 19, 2010 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

then if first in the division is the goal

what the Giants do as the second place team is a moot point and there’s not really rooting interest either way.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who besides me is going to be content with winning 2 of 3 from the Bums on this trip?

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:32 PM MDT reply actions  

I am!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too.

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Although last night was...

A really fortunate win.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

gotta have some of those along the way.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd be content.

It would be the first time we’ve won a series at Dodger Stadium in how long? That’s a significant step IMHO

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep, my thinking as well....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

gotta start doing it sometime. Why not now?

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

So guys I want to know

What’s going to happen with the trio of EY2/Nelson/Herrera next season? One super utility, one starting second baseman.. One man left behind?

11 days until my first Rockies game!

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

I dunno. Maybe one gets traded in the off season.

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Should be Herrera..

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is he running out of options?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Options are done by the season, not by number.

PROJECT LIBRA: Depth / Transactions
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by Greg Stanwood on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Player A: .291/.382/.410
Player B: .280/.346/.365

Which player do you want?

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

A

I know B is Herrera

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

A must be EY lol

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that best season only comps or this season so far?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's their career minor league numbers

EY2’s better than Herrera offensively in every single category, and a few of them aren’t close.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still think Herrea is one of those guyd who won't trive untill they stick at the MLB level.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but what is EY2?

I mean if Young can still beat Herrera’s thriving, and thus far at the MLB level he has, what does that say?

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what EY2 is...

  I like everyone else like his speed. I’ve always questioned his head. With more maturity: I don’ t know. Herrera may have less overall ability, but he’s mature beyond his years. He is baseball smart. The upside may not be as high, but I don’t think the down side is as low.

"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Herrera had one more day to go before he was eligible to be recalled.

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by Greg Stanwood on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's my guess,

apparently Barmes isn’t out of the mix either according to a Renck post today that I think was addressing a comment I made in the Rockpile. I really think the team’s ready to move on another starter, but it would be two that might get moved to other teams this winter.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd actually be okay keeping Barmes in a utility role.

I’d want either EY2 or Nelson starting, I could see benefits for the backup being any of the other three.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would like having Barmey as the super-utility guy. Think of the D he gave us when Tulo was on the shelf.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

hard to replace his experience at both positions

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

So how much did KOA discuss the Hawpe move yesterday?

I expected to hear some discussion of it tonight but no mention of it yet. Of course the program is just beginning, but it wasn’t mentioned as point of discussion in the intro.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:39 PM MDT reply actions  

"The" biggest disappointment of the MLB season?

I’m as pissed off at the Rockies as anyone for their performance since the ASB, but I’m pretty sure all of the following are bigger disappointments than the Rox to this point in the season:

Mariners
Tigers
Cubs
Dodgers
Angels

Wait, what's his real name? We should make a joke out of that.

by BrandonHawpe on Aug 19, 2010 7:40 PM MDT reply actions  

I can definitely see the argument with each one of those teams

Big payroll, no competition

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would have to say the Dodgers are the most disappointing

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers never looked that great to me to be honest....

that rotation they were throwing out was just not good with the exception of Kershaw

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

but but Manny, Kemp, Ethier!! and Joe Torre!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go with Seattle

With Cliff Lee and Felix Hernandez on top of the rotation and what seemed at season’s beginning as a passable offense in that ballpark.

This followed closely by Detroit, who was an eyelash away from a playoff berth last season and added Johnny Damon and Jose Valverde, is getting great production from A Jack and INSANE production from Miggy Cab. Yet they have been absolutely putrid since the all-star break due to poor starting pitching and an absolute CRASH from Brennan Boesch. I expected more.

I didn’t really think much of the Dodgers chances this season.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually this is a good call. I change to Seattle

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep, absolutely true

I would maybe even include the Red Sox on that list, seeing as they’ll be 6 games out of a playoff sport after today, though they have been absolutely ravaged with injuries. Milwaukee was supposed to be better than they’ve played too.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Boston is just a whole other story though.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

yea, Boston has to deal with 2 hard teams in the same division....

with the Rays and Yankees

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

If the "experts" wouldn't have predicted us to win the division

would it still be the most disappointing?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

not a chance

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I find it disappointing that....

SD is winning way too many games than they should with that Roster.

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I find it annoying

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

If it's not going to be us, I'd rather it be the Friars rather than the Bums or giants.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least I agree with that

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Truth

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep I'm on board the Padres train if not us..

Mostly because Yorvit’s there now…so that would be good for him and AGon

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have never seen a team get so....

lucky with the constant bloop and eye seeing hits in my life.

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would say so too, but I've seen Tim Brown at Yahoo

and Verducci at SI both label Rockies big disappointments in the last two days, Verducci as the season’s biggest. Those are pretty big media outlets to be saying that.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

They are pretty big media outlets to be saying that

and I think they are dead wrong.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's where the playing for pride things come in.

I agree with you, but the best way to show their wrongness would be for the Rockies to win.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think there's a lot of truth in what they are saying

You can argue whether or not the Rockies are the “MOST disappointing” but I would have laughed at you if you told me befoe the season started that this team would ever be 10 games behind the Padres.

That’s a whole lot of disappointment right there

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

But that's really a function of the Padres winning more than anything right?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok fine

10 games back of anyone in the division

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

fair enough

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

(sarcasm)

We all know that Verducci just makes things up. His ratio of writing successful columns is a joke.

by CSTsports on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

He/she was banned before? Seriously?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's a cyclical thing, I think.

I actually like the poster’s presence and viewpoint, but sometimes things can get a little too sharp and personal and vulgar. My pure virgin eyes can’t stand to see bad words.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

fair enough...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't find excrement hitting the rotary distributor entertaining?

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

foagie...you old salty seadog you!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't let the affable crusty exterior fool you...

 I’ve been known to make Marine Corp drill instructors and chief Bo’suns mates blush when I lose it!

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do actually

It was Russ’s decision to ban last time, I probably would have otherwise let things go for awhile longer.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you do have a slapstick bone somewhere!

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

o_O

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Broxton large?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Broxton-lite?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

make that 100

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

So nothing like Broxton at all..lol

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I saw Reynolds pitch in college

and while he looked like a big guy, he was nowhere close to Broxton on the scales.

Though, during a break in the action, somebody yelled out “Somebody get #36 (Reynolds) a hot dog!”

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, good job San Fran

Let’s win this and get back to 5 GB!

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM MDT reply actions  

woot !

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh shize

The Phillies next 7 games: 3 against Wash and 4 against Houston…..all 7 games at home. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

sounds like the Padres schedule all season

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Although I would like to see Jorge do something really really special tonight.....

I’m excited to see Matt Reynolds in the near future.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:52 PM MDT reply actions  

well not if Jorge does something really really special

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

well he should....

Reynolds > Flores

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good possibility in seeing Reynolds tonight.

Reynolds last pitched for the Sky Sox on Sunday afternoon in Memphis. Reynolds was not one of the eight pitchers the Sky Sox used in their 16-inning loss Monday night in Memphis.

by CM85 on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK. Works for me.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

The baseball gods won't let it happen....

because we are facing the Dodgers

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Swanner

Had a home run tonight.

Listening to Sandy Clough bash the Rockies’ ownership. I’d say investing half a million bucks in an 18-year-old is a solid decision.

by CSTsports on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Sandy Clough is the Mark Kizla of radio.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's actually very intelligent

But I’m not sure he knows just how terrible of a defensive player Hawpe is.

He brings up some good points, but he’s a tad off base here.

by CSTsports on Aug 19, 2010 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep, I agree he's intelligent. But he seems to always just hammer everyone. JMO.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you know Kiszla is now on the radio at 1510am?

So Kiszla is now the Kizla of radio? I literally refuse to listen to that morning show now..

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I looked up his stats today, just for fun

RG, I can certainly see why you are impressed with him. All of his splits have absolutely blossomed, he’s one to keep a serious eye on for the future.

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

sweet

hope he can carry that momentum into A ball

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

words from Hawpe.

dude looks like he was about to cry :-(

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 19, 2010 8:01 PM MDT reply actions  

I want to see this video! dammit!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now that Brad is gone, is that the last of our trades/waivers?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Probably, since Cook's on the DL

and the organization’s still gunshy about Barmes.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

PLLLLLAAAAYYYY BAAAAAAALLLLLL

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

George the Rose!

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by Colsportsfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahem...George of the Rose :)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Rose goes in front, Big Guy.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Spilly should make Lilly look silly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really!

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

BASE HIT DEX!

Don't worry, Be Hawpe-y!

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM MDT reply actions  

wow I'm like 2 minutes behind on MLB.TV

I hate that so much

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I share your pain

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just very happy this isn't like a super critical game or anything

you know like the game that decisdes the pennant

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Okay, Spilly, drive ’em home.

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Scully just called Dex Daddy Long Legs

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:15 PM MDT reply actions  

lol

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dex's teeth are awesome and will never be used for evil

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

The terawatt smile would forbid it

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

He called him that last year too :)

I like it…You know maybe is nickname should just be Spidey

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

If he and Kyle Parker are ever in the outfield together we can call it the spider web

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

1-19 RISP in the series

perfecto

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

So an improvement

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn...in real time, it almost looked trapped

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

But yeah, damn fine catch

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought so

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Glad I'm not the only one

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo is pretty damn frustrated and frustrating at Dodger Stadium

Just bunt from now on tulo

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

He turns into a different hitter in this park

It makes me sad

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Le Sigh

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Go Rockies

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

OT: any Broncos fans out there

Orton just signed a one year extension, now signed through 2011. Awesome deal for an awesome guy

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Huh

Well, there are worse fates than 8-8

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

psh, Giants were 8-8 too :P :P

Orton had a solid season

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is true.

The Giants’ problem was that their D quit on them…that and Bleeding Gash showed he needs a better supporting cast than his brother.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude I'm with you!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

That being said

I hope he keeps throwing 26 interceptions a season

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

meh..I don't. I BEAR him no ill will

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I C what you did there....

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Bazinga!!

by Junction Rox on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sweet!!! So I guess that means he's our starting QB?

you know, since wussy boy Teb-ow-I hurt -my -ribs and can’t play"

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heh

I had an attack of the lulz

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

rough, man.

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's cold man...cold

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Neckbeard LOVES his drank

Drink up…my man!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

how's this for creepy.....

or just coincidence.

That gif is from the Broncos/Cowboys last year. Sunday Oct. 4. Same weekend DLR was pitching and strained his groin in……Dodger Stadium

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Boo!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you really have to bring that up?

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

sorry, just kind of strange

the thought of the groin strain came across my mind (this was a really strange weekend for me so I remember things like what I was watching) just a little bit ago.

Then that gif shows up and I said "I remember watching that game, that was the weekend……..weird.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

The PedoFabio dude in that Southwest ad is sooo creepy

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

all 3 or them are.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is true

Fat Man, Greaseball, and PedoFabio make a very unholy combination.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

but they loooooove you

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

...and I love restraining orders

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

so does Charlie...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

can I love them too?

no real reason, I just wanna belong

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure

Just don’t take one out against RMN. That might be…awkward.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eh, in that case I'd think Alanna loves them ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

So does Alanna

that and HAWT glasses

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

wonder if she's going with glasses full time now.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was kinda wondering what was up with that.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe

They actually made me look better (read: not like a total toad) when I got mine in February.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

w/e, you didn't look like a total toad...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, point

I was more rat-like than toad-esque.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

...just as Charlie would love to violate Alanna

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

hiyo!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

bringing us right back to the restraining order....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Full circle! All RIGHT!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

^O

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

/whistles innocently

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll be missing most of this one...

…have to fetch my mother from the airport around 10.

Play well in my absence, Rockies…

by Chrysicat on Aug 19, 2010 8:22 PM MDT reply actions  

but it's only 8:30

how far are you from the airport?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

West Kansas is far from everything. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, CCat is another from A-Town?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aurora

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the location of the airport.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, Eastern Aurora is West Kansas too, really

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

True

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm allowed to say this because I'm from Aurora

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

...and I know of which you speak since I live here

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

you're allowed to say it because it's true

yeah, and i live here too ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh thus I understand your need to leave so early. My sister leives in Parker

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, so it'll be quick

but you have to pick two days not to eat next week.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL...that's funny

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta love the gold-plated toll road

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Come on, JDLR... :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:23 PM MDT reply actions  

K

Please sit down sir

A new guy.

by NinjaSwan on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Good string pull Jorge

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Jorge be dealin' so far!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Love me some JDeaLeR...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

oooo...I like this

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

couldn't happen to a nicer guy...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's a much better first inning than last night!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

well, that was nasty

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Todd, first-pitch flyout

I mean… let’s not let him get through this inning on six pitches.

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

So I just ordered pizza from my local pizza joint for the last time

and this is my last game thread as a Boulder resident. Scary. Someone hold me

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

but has it been whispering sweet nothings to you? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good that you answered that call....

next stop…Loft at CoorsField

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pepsi Center and Invesco are both walking distance

I cannot wait

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are in hog heaven!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I seriously considered Avs season tix this year

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude we'll hook it up

with how empty the Can was last year, Stub Hub had Day of Game deals where you could get in for under $15. Some really good seats for under $40.

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's why I decided to pass on the season tix

and make my own package.

I’m in for as many games as you want to see, man

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

had great seats at a game last year and didn’t realize I was about 10 rows behind AMart until he posted a picture on fb

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

We'll leave that to RMN what say?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's sad

I miss Boulder too.
What Pizza joint?

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by Rock Oax on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cosmos :D

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was hoping you would say Abo's

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by Rock Oax on Aug 19, 2010 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Abo's has changed...man..

they used to be my favorite, but now they are all elitist

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Murton up yet?

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Are we following Japanese baseball now?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, we better go get him then....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

awwww Red.

Just another guy I really would have liked seen get a little more time.

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mr. Baseball

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~Toby Harrah, 1983

by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Happy Body!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was unimpressive

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT reply actions  

But not unexpected

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sadly

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damnit.

Stop looking at pitches with two strikes.

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT reply actions  

UGH.

I am really starting to not want Olivo back next year

Ubaldomania.

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 19, 2010 8:34 PM MDT reply actions  

I fail to see why he continues to get the majority of the starts

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

this I agree with.

He’s not helping the team nearly as much as Iannetta lately.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like when Rox Girl agrees with me

It means I must be right :-)

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

via internet

"I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else" - W. Churchill

by Rock Oax on Aug 19, 2010 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have it muted but listen when the video craps out...Why?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am sort of...

 Lot of lightening around here right now

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the static comes at particularly bad times.

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"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana

by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not a good test as I'm on the internet as well

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

not the internet feed

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by Rock Oax on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's fine for me

The 2010 Rockies are done!!!!! Do you hear me Rockies? You have NO SHOT at making the postseason. In fact I guarantee you will not make the postseason. (Okay, now that I have removed all expectations go out and make me eat these words)

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mountain sunsets>>Ocean Sunsets

referencing the image just shown at the beginning of this inning on FSN

Popcorn chicken...with club sauce...

by lockeitup on Aug 19, 2010 8:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah...

At my place, the ocean is to the east.

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually this is true!

Also, the fires we had here a few years ago also made for beautiful sunsets

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

fires? in California? Really?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

shocking isn't it?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

i think you're missing two effens.

but i like the reference.

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're right.

Lots of effens in that movie, I don’t know how my virgin ears took it.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

you...eat dog food?

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

sometimes

what does that have to do with Dennis Farina?

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

hmmm, I may dispute this assertion

but it’s a close call. There is no real twilight here, or rather it lasts very briefly…I give twilights the nod in Colorado.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Boom

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, crap

Why couldn’t you have failed like you did last night, Johnson?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

To be fair, Larry Bowa failed last night...

Johnson was just doing what he was told

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Let me have my fantasies!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope this fantasy excludes RtC

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s more of a schadenfreude thing than anything I’d want Casbah involved with…

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

That would imply he's consistant

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh...that's okay. We'll get the run back

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

okay two runs sorry my bad...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, I just found shoes I don't remember ever purchasing

wimmen/shoppin

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM MDT reply actions  

up/mall

The OT: All that AND a bag of meat.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was a really wierd play

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by Neclord56 on Aug 19, 2010 8:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn, Tulo...you just keep finding new ways to impress

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

TUUUUUUUUUULO

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Tulo, Tulo, Tulo!

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn Tulo, you keep finding new ways to f'ing impress us

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh man Tulo is good

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by Neclord56 on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Web gem #1

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

why would you go there?

I already dreamed Tulo dropped dead in LF..I’m barely over that trauma and Brad Hawpe leaving.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

good point

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Larry is old

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow

Tulo brought his glove tonight

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:48 PM MDT reply actions  

I have a question.....Who the hell is Reed Johnson?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:49 PM MDT reply actions  

The frat-boy version of David Eckstein? I dunno.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

uh, I got nothing

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

A former Failbear

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

ex or maybe future porn star

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

heh...new co-stars

Aubrey Huff and Reed Johnson

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

YAY It's Ubaldo Night Saturday Night!

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Gonna see Ubaldo get another win

On Saturday night, Saturday night…

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gonna do it right!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh that sucks

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn

Okay, I can’t really get on Barmes for that one. It was well-hit, just in the wrong place.l

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM MDT reply actions  

F'ing Jamey Carroll!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

where's the love for Jamey. Talk about being disappointed when someone was no longer a Rockie. I wish we still had him

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was being facetious....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

get outta here

Yes, I actually do like cricket. I'm Indian.
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know you were. I've almost figured out your sarcasm level. :)

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

my biggest fear tonight was barmes getting 2 hits

Then getting the starts all next week and going 0-28 again

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by Neclord56 on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

that inning stank.

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

That sell job didn't work so well Lil' EY

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Hmm....a Cialis ad

where the couple is pitching a tent.

…nah, it’s too easy.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Is he having trouble erecting said tent?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

They looked like they were doing just fine

It was a team effort

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Young's not really doing a great job of selling himself tonight

Come on EY2, I’m really trying to convince Oldfoagie and could use the help.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll reasonably give him a bigger sample than that.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn

I really want to get into the Dodger bullpen early here

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM MDT reply actions  

New tag line for Coors Light......

For guys who would rather drink bad beer than pay attention to their hot women.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously

I’m more than happy to give them the attention they crave if their men are too chickens*** to do it.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I mean

We ARE talking about the kind of guys who need help to determine if their beer is cold…

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

what's it to ya bub

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

The cans aren't worth attention unless they're BLUE

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair, paying attention to beer

does lead to not really being able to pay attention to said hot women, no matter how hard they try. So really, said hot women are doing it wrong.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Usually

drinking beer makes me pay MORE attention to hot women, I don’t know what’s wrong with these guys.

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is true. Beer's refractive properties are well-known

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

enginerd

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ayup

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm totally using this line next time I go to a bar

something something refracted property

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

who would that be? 3bilz?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Speaking of having light-affecting properties...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

he wants to audition for the role

I’m willing to throw him a bone

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

which results in something something

hot chick retreating

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Put the BLUE CANS down!!"

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAWT

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes but maintaining said "attention" becomes a problem later....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not always

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Especially the longer you pay attention to beer

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Recreational usage of bone density drugs FTW

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

So thinking ahead...if we sweep our remaining season

series against the Padres, does that mean the Padres aren’t good?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

No

It just means they are not good against us

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think that would mean

We are the only team that can beat them. Which stinks

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by Neclord56 on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Scully said that in the old days

some pitchers would hit umps they didn’t like on purpose

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

It would not surprise me if this still occasionally happens

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was true!

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

DLee and the JayHey Kid, together in the Braves' lineup

/shudder

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

This has the potential to get ugly

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Some days

you just have to hit him with a stick and go “NO! Bad Jorge!”

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and Bad Jorge rips your arm off whilst beating him with said stick

and shoves it down your throat :)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

We're just setting them up for the ultimate soul crushing comeback

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer a dominant game once in a while.

especially after last night. I don’t know if my blood pressure can take another one of those.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

aw, jeez

I get a phone call, my computer crashes, and the rox are down by 2? WTF?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:05 PM MDT reply actions  

you're probably better off,

your spouse is talking about a fantasy involving Reed Johnson, the man responsible for that deficit that doesn’t involve you.

by Rox Girl on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

/popcorn

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, I've moved on to giving the Women of Coors Light the attention they crave

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

what, I'm not enough for you?

maybe I should gain weight instead of losing it ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're more than enough. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

they despise attention because of coors light, or you're giving attention because of coors light?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

most likely the latter

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!! I must see this.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's your fault

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

O HAI HONEY

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice DP! :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Good DP Mel

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice heads-up play, MelMo!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

DP. WooHoo.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

It's good to know that BABIP doesn't just hate us

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

no, it just hates us more ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

It just hates us more than most

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kemp is Welsh for "Fail", is it not

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

not welsh

not enough double f’s, d’s, or l’s

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, okay, it may have been a tad Americanized

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, i see

before ellis island it was probably Kffaillemp

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still having trouble with the idea of Cookie and Ray Lewis as Southwest rampers

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

ROFL!

That ad doesn’t bother me nearly as much as Mr. Corpulent, Mr. Greasy, and Fabio though…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, no...it's PedoFabio

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's another group of wierdos working for SW.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

No more so

than the weirdos who fly southwest, I guess.

by Tom (RFTN) on Aug 19, 2010 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, I fly Southwest

…oh…right.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

^3

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by Muzia on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

/goes to SWA website

/looks up amount of frequent flyer miles…

/wonders.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm two trips from a free ticket at this point

Used to get ’em about once every other month…heh…

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, long distance relationships between SWA cities will do that ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not quite enough speed there Dex

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Ted Lilly looks just LIKE Ubaldo

I can see the confusion

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've seen pitchers in slow-pitch softball throw harder than this guy.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Vincente Padilla: FEARSOME MENTOR

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTF Tulo???

Did you go to the Clint Barmes Bunting Institute???

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

please tell me this is directed, not the players' idea...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

not that i'd feel *that* much better... :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Tulo just wants a hit in this godforsaken place some way, some how

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bundt phel

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Our cleanup hitter is bunting to try to get on base? Is this what he's supposed to do?

/searches for dogeared copy of “Baseball for Dummies”.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

perhaps you should search for "tracytegery for dummies"

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just really hoping it was coached, because wtf?!?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's my fault, because I suggested he bunt to get on base any way he can

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, so tulo's reading signs from you?

I want the eyegear he’s wearing. or do you simply have the telepathic hookup? ;-)

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's mullet magic

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's really good pizza

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really wish they’d stop showing that Jim Tracy advert: ‘This team knows HOW to win’.. Err, not this year’s crop Jimmy.

by smellymelly on Aug 19, 2010 9:16 PM MDT reply actions  

every other day they figure it out

then forget again

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by Neclord56 on Aug 19, 2010 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

like my folks

They remembered they said “We’ll get tacos tomorrow” after the Rockies score 7 runs, tomorrow comes and they forget.

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is why they should get breaks

takes too long to re-train them

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

*shouldn't

how did that happen?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

you need to be re-trained?

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

perhaps.

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

this never fails to make me laugh :-D

"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

They know how to win...

… they just forget almost half the time.

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by glaucophane on Aug 19, 2010 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Need to manufacture Runs guys

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 19, 2010 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Why don’t we just to try bunt every pitch then guys? Jeeez

by smellymelly on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

So we go from "always swinging for the fences" to "bunt fetish"

Huh?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

He musta left some pixie dust or something

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

12 in a row now for Lilly

Ugh

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 19, 2010 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

bunt the Dodgers to death will ya..

Lilly’s pitching ya to sleep anyways. sheesh.

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

The anti-Dotel, as it were

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

We should be able to hit a man called Lilly.

by smellymelly on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

dude, how is it the 5th already?!?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

check our hit total

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by Neclord56 on Aug 19, 2010 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Goddamn those curveballs

Nasty

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM MDT reply actions  

"Hey ump, no fair. That pitcher is cheating. The ball is moving. Make him stop."

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

<———————-MCC is thataway. :)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer the bunt attempts to those long-loving gazes into Lilly’s eyes

by smellymelly on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Lilly K's the Rox

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by Rocktober 2007 on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

I knew this was a bad week to give up sniffing glue.

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by pedalpusher on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

With this lineup

What in the heck do you expect? Tracy has gone mad.

by roxtalk on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Distinct lack of CarGo

Mora’s a better hitter off lefties than Stewart. No reason why Iannetta isn’t in the lineup tonight.

by MattBerger on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

No wonder Johnson hit that HR

All the Rockies’ swings and misses are creating breezes out towards the fence that only get stronger with time.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

too bad they only last half an inning.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Sigh

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 19, 2010 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Miguel’s high socks mojo ain’t kicked in tonight

by smellymelly on Aug 19, 2010 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

didn't even occur to me

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by SDcat09 on Aug 19, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

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