Rockies Anagrams 2010
by Jeff Aberle on Aug 31, 2010 6:32 PM MDT
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PrintI had a lot of fun with this last year, so I thought I would do it again.
Here is a list of the best anagrams that I could make from the Rockies' extended 40 man roster (and a few others):
Pitchers
Joe Beimel: Jibe Ole Me
Matt Belisle: Battle Slime, Beams Little, Battle Limes, Lime Battles
Rafael Betancourt: A Untraceable Fort, A Tabernacle To Fur, A Fatal Nub Erector
Taylor Buchholz: Oozy Thrall Chub
Jhoulys Chacin: Launch Icy Josh
Aaron Cook: Racoon Oak
Manuel Corpas: Scapular Omen, Upscale Manor, Cola Superman, Larcenous Map, Campus Loaner
Matt Daley: Tad Tamely
Jorge De La Rosa: Rare Jade Logos
Samuel Deduno: Unleaded Sumo, A Model Unused
Manny Delcarmen: Manly Can Mender, Cannery Man Meld
Edgmer Escalona: Congealed Smear, Coarsened Gleam, Romanced Eagles, Menaced Gaolers, A Romance Sledge
Jeff Francis: Fans Rec Jiff
Jason Hammel: Jam Manholes
Ubaldo Jimenez: Ideal Jumbo Zen, A Jumbo Deli Zen
Franklin Morales: Rankles Informal, Llama Fork Sinner
Juan Nicasio: Ouija Can Sin
Greg(ory) Reynolds: Nerdy Oglers Orgy, Nerdy Loggers
Matt Reynolds: Almost Trendy, Most Ardently, Malty Rodents, Rant Modestly, Smartly Toned
Esmil Rogers: Silo Mergers, Rimless Gore
Chaz Roe: Ho Craze
Huston Street: Hetero Stunts, Snout Tethers, Honest Truest, Shortest Tune
Catchers
Chris Iannetta: Hits Incarnate, Anthracite Sin, Ethnic Artisan, Stanch Inertia, Intact Hernias
Michael McKenry: My Machine Clerk, Mecca Hymn Liker, (plus a few inappropriate but funny ones)
Miguel Olivo: I Love Mug Oil
Infielders
Clint Barmes: Cab Minstrel
Jason Giambi: Baa Jingoism
Hector Gomez: Tech Germ Zoo
Todd Helton: Tend To Hold
Johnathan Herrera: Earthen Horn Rajah
Melvin Mora: Loam Vermin
Chris Nelson: Loch Sinners
Ian Stewart: Write Satan, Awaits Rent, Wet Tsarina, Waiter's Tan
Troy Tulowitzki: Ouzo Kitty Twirl
Outfielders
Dexter Fowler: Trowed Reflex
Carlos Gonzalez: Go Rascal Nozzle
Seth Smith: Them [Redacted], The Smiths
Ryan Spilborghs: Sporing Brashly
Eric Young: You Cringe
Possible Call-ups
Cole Garner: Long Career, Coral Green, Large Crone
Matt Miller: Trim Mallet
Jay Payton: A Panty Joy
Paul Phillips: Apish Lip Pull
Juan Rincon: Can Join Run
Greg Smith: Triggers Oh My, Gym Goer Shirt
Others
Bob Apodaca: Baa Bad Coop
Don Baylor: Yarn Blood
Daniel O'Dowd: I Downloaded
Jim Tracy: My Jar Tic
Purple Row (Pulp Rower) Writers
Andrew T. Fisher: Swift Hardener, Freehand Wrist, Shift Wanderer
Andrew Martin: Mantra Rewind, Denim Warrant
Bryan Kilpatrick: Black Rink Parity, Raptly Kick Brain
Jeff Aberle: Baffle Jeer, Elf Beef Jar
Rox Girl: None. At All. I guess she really doesn't exist.
Russ Oates: Use Roasts, Ousts Eras
Silverblood: Lo Lovebirds, Overdo Bills
WolfMarauder: Flawed Armour, Drew A Formula
Best anagram names are Corpas and Escalona -- I could have put a lot more in for them
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I've loved playing with anagrams for years.
I have some hilarious ones. My favorite is probably Sarge Dogtown.
PROJECT LIBRA: Depth / Transactions
"The highest form of human excellence is to question oneself and others." - Socrates
I have a good one
Maria M – Hot dog
"Ninety feet between a hot dog and my mouth is too far" - Maria M (SDCAT09 is awesome for coming up with this fake quote for me!)
Super Overlady Of the Ubaldo Lovers Club.
Proud Member of the PR gynocracy.
These are awesome
Can we have a link to the actual anagram site?
Here you go...
The writer formerly known as Jabberwocky
READ and LEARN about the business of baseball at Purple Row Academy
Eschew Obfuscation!
One of our players can be anagramed to "Demonic Anti-Christian"
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 31, 2010 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
If middle names are fair game, then yes.
The writer formerly known as Jabberwocky
READ and LEARN about the business of baseball at Purple Row Academy
Eschew Obfuscation!
New picture for Matt Belisle
Is it hockey season yet?
BUFFALO NATION WILL see your BUFFALO BILLS KICK THE soul out of the TUNA FISH FLIPPER ACE VENTURA OILY FLAUNDER NO TAIL SHAMUU WHANA BEs - abayarde
Paul McCartney Can't Play Piano
Burgundy Wave: Nobody's favorite Rapids Blog!
Andrew T. Fisher: Swift Hardener, Freehand Wrist
These two go hand-in-hand, I’m assuming?
And my apologies. I just had to say something.
There's a place out west where the Powder River rolls off the Bighorn Mountains. It's a land of red walls, blue sky, and clean air, where the eagle glides high above the canyons and makes its nest in the rocks that overlook the valleys where the sagebrush and cottonwoods grow. This is ranch country - has been for more than a hundred years.
Well things have changed some since the early days, but there's still a thread of character and tradition that runs true from one generation to the next. You can see it in the way folks out here set a horse; you can hear it in the way they talk. And when the work's all done, there's nothing they like better than to get together at the one room schoolhouse under the red wall for another down home, homegrown, Western Saturday night.
Dang,
I was hoping for Huston Street to have something with Nuts
2010 Rockies: It's... ALIVE!!!!
Intern, Ubaldo Lovers Club
Nuts rot sheet
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 8, 2010 11:56 PM MDT up reply actions
o_O
"Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa." ~Bob Veale
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~5-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Sep 10, 2010 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
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