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Purple Row Haiku

So as I was showering this morning - my mind wandered to the Rockies and got me all giddy and exited about the prospects for this season. And for some odd reason - I started thinking of Rockies/Purple Row Haikus - so I figured I was due for a preseason silly fanpost - so here it is.

 

Ubaldo Pitches
The Batter Swings and Misses
Strike Three You Are Out.

Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot
Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot
Hot Dog Hot Dog Yum.

Santo Ubaldo
He Threw Our Teams First No No
This Year He Wins Cy

Muzia/Mondo
PurpleRow Hipster Pals
Never Heard Of Them.

RG and Russ Oates
Are They Both The Same Person
We Shall Never Know

I have more - but will save them for the comments - would love to read your best Rockies or Purple Row Haiku!

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).

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