Rockies 6, Mets 5 & Rockies 9, Mets 4 - Daily Doubles
Game One
In yet another game this week, the Rockies overcame an early deficit on the road. Greg Reynolds, whose start today is likely his last for the MLB club for some time, matched Mets knuckleballer R.A. Dickey's success for the first three innings, only to encounter some trouble in the fourth. A sloppy inning, including a walk to Ike Davis and a wild pitch allowing David Wright to advance after doubling to lead off the inning, allowed New York to plate two runs.
The Rockies began their midgame surge of offense in the fifth when Jose Morales scored on a Seth Smith groundout. Things continued in the sixth when J. Morales doubled in Ian Stewart and Jason Giambi, his first hit of the season with limited playing time. In the sixth, Carlos Gonzalez finally knocked a ball over the wall for the first time this season, a two run shot that also scored Smith. Troy Tulowitzki followed with another home run, taking the run count to 6. Tulowitzki was 3-4 on the day with a walk.
Following G. Reynolds in relief was Franklin Morales, who led off the inning with a walk but then produced a double play. On a Willie Harris grounder to Giambi at first base, F. Morales' ankle was injured in an unusual play where Harris stepped on it while Franklin was covering the base. Matt Belisle entered the game, who would stay in the game for the next two innings, helping save some of the bullpen for Game Two. Belisle allowed a Jose Reyes home run, lessening the lead to three runs, but was otherwise effective. Matt Reynolds got the final out of the eighth.
Jim Tracy tabbed the heavily worked Huston Street to once again pitch the ninth, now that it was a save situation. After a quick first out and a walk to Harris, Rockies nemesis Scott Hairston took Street deep to cut the lead to one. Josh Thole singled to bring the winning run to the plate in pinch hitter Carlos Beltran, who also followed with a single. With Street clearly not in top form and having thrown 30 pitches, Matt Lindstrom was brought in to finish the inning. Reyes hit a ground ball to second base, advancing pinch runner Chin-lung Hu to third base as Jose Lopez elected to make the out at 2B. After battling control problems for the next two batters, the ugly ninth inning ended in favor of the Rockies as David Wright flew out to Smith.
Whew.
Greg Reynolds got the win, his first decision since 2008. He was rewarded for his win with a demotion to make room for Alan Johnson on the 25 man roster. Such is life; when Ubaldo Jimenez is coming back to your team, room must be made.
Game wrap for Game Two as well as the roll calls after the jump.
Game One

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Game Two
In all four games, the Rockies came from behind at least once to overcome a Mets lead.
The Mets got started earlier this time with a two run double from backup catcher Mike Nickeas in the second inning, bringing around Ike Davis and Scott Hairston. The Rockies retaliated in the top of the third when Chris Iannetta, who doubled, was brought home by a Dexter Fowler single. After a Jonathan Herrera single moved Fowler to third, Carlos Gonzalez grounded into a force out allowing Fowler to score and tie the game.
Jorge De La Rosa failed to contain the Mets again in the fourth inning, as Jose Reyes, who had been struggling with runners in scoring position, singled in two more runs with a ball that slid just between middle infielders Troy Tulowitzki and Jonathan Herrera.
Come the sixth, Troy Tulowitzki hit yet another home run, making it seven on the year. The Rockies would tie again as De La Rosa grounded out with one out on the inning, and a fumble by second baseman Brad Emaus on the feed to Reyes at shortstop prevented the double play. The Rockies took the lead on the next batter with Dexter Fowler singling in Ryan Spilborghs, marking the end of the day for Mets starter Chris Capuano.
Then Jonathan Herrera hit a 3 run home run off of Taylor Buchholz. Yeah.
After a miscommunication between Todd Helton and Iannetta allowed Hairston to advance to second on a barely fair infield popup to lead off the sixth for New York (the only Mets baserunner to reach between the 4th inning and game completion), De La Rosa managed to keep the pest from scoring despite allowing him to third base on a wild pitch.
De La Rosa's game would end with two outs in the seventh after giving up a walk to David Wright. Matt Reynolds, the only Rockies pitcher to appear in both games, came in and retired Carlos Beltran to end the seventh and Ike Davis to start the eighth. Rafael Betancourt finished the inning.
After the Rockies scratched another run off of New York closer Francisco Rodriguez (who hadn't had a chance to appear in the series before this), Felipe Paulino finished the ninth cleanly, and the Rockies picked up their 10th win in 12 games to start 2011.
The Rockies are on pace to win 135 games. Uh huh.

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by Sackrilegious on Apr 14, 2011 5:35 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Might want to
rethink that one.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions
So....
at 10 for 14 with 4 homeruns, can we drop this silly little notion that Tulo isn’t hitting the ball all that well yet?
Jonathan Herrera is the Answer!
Ok, I guess we could now.
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Oh and for fun
someone should go over to MCC and ask them if they are scared yet.
Jonathan Herrera is the Answer!
nope, because we can't play on the road
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 5:41 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Probably just took along some Juiced balls with us on this road trip
Jonathan Herrera is the Answer!
we just got Clint Hurdle in on the conspiracy
He could control the Pittsburgh series and still has moles in the Mets org from being there. All we had to do was agree to let Hurdle pull that stunt Friday and make Tracy look “foolish”
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 5:45 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
someone should go over to MCC and ask them if they are scared yet.
Tell ‘em I’m looking at proxies.
You did not just say that!
OK, I didn’t. (I’m not.)
He’s not.
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by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions
go for it
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Just another routine 7-1 east coast road trip for the Rockies
ho hum…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
Haha
I never would’ve thought they’d be 7-1 on the road and the best team in baseball.. all in APRIL.
I love this team!
the best part of today
is that johnny herrera is still WTF
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
very well said
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 5:41 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Good job Herrera.
Way to hit that home run. Put that game away for us today. Hell yeah.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 5:47 PM MDT up reply actions
and then a shark ate a plane.
two Icehouse 24 oz beers = $3.20 two "fancy" Bud Light 24 oz beers = $5.00
NOW who comes out on top?
by frightened inmate #2 on Apr 14, 2011 5:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Dear Diary
This is the best day in April EVER
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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I saw that HR with my own two eyes
I can assure you it actually happened :-)
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions
So this is what Sir Mix A Lot was talking about
when he says that he likes juicy doubles.
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Uh double up
Uh!
UH!
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
So this is what Sir Mix A Lot was talking about
no, he was just talking about asses.
Baseball is FINALLY here. That old ballpark, man, it's back in gear. Haven't seen it in a while. Man, it makes me smile.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Apr 14, 2011 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
home opening day for the Tourists tomorrow
I’m basically gonna be paid (crap, but hey) to stand and watch the game
hell yes
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kewl
The poster on my wall has Tulo on it, NOT Beiber. When I think Tulo's song can't get any worse, the universe proves me wrong.
Does this signature make me look fat?
by prettyinpurple on Apr 14, 2011 6:30 PM MDT up reply actions
I would like that job
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Sounds like a sweet deal
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
For your viewing pleasure
http://colorado.rockies.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?tcid=mm_col_vid&c_id=col
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Almost as pretty as it was live
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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
funny way to spell 'giants'
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
yeah that's a long running joke, "suck it monkeys"
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYQGpjW_Uv0
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Apr 14, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions
Dammit, that's the wrong one.
Couldn’t find a video of a Liz Lemon “suck it monkeys,” so this’ll have to do:

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Apr 14, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Let's not forget CarGo's
over the shoulder Willy Mays-ish catch.
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I just saw that.
That was a nice play.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 5:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Instead of a perfect game
MLB 2K11 should give a million dollars to the first person who matches Tulo’s .364/.491/.909 start with any player.
by controlled_slide on Apr 14, 2011 5:53 PM MDT reply actions
Wait.
.909 SLG? Get out of here.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 5:53 PM MDT up reply actions
I am curious what that wOBA is.
.600?
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 5:55 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Fangraphs will tell us tomorrow!
Stupid not live updating player stats. What a garbage website.
by controlled_slide on Apr 14, 2011 5:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Before this series he really wasn't
He obviously had the HR’s (which are awsome) but he wasn’t hitting many line drives and using the whole field yet. In this series, especially today; he did that. Base hits to the opposite field and HR’s!!!! Now I’d say he’s locked in.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Or 2 million to the first person who matches Johnny Herrera's 12 game start....
…..using the 2K11Johnny Herrera.
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good god he Is terrible on that game
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 6:24 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
I have him hitting .360 through the Florida series on my MLB The Show franchise. Oh, right, SSS.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
On MLB 2k11, he has a completely closed stance, moreso than Edgar Renteria
has a noodle arm, no defensive range, a brick for a glove, no power, no ability to make contact on pitches unless everything is timed perfectly, and roughly the same amount of hit tool as Matt Reynolds.
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 15, 2011 2:18 AM MDT up reply actions
What a great day!
It is similar to the day the Rockies swept the Yankees in Denver…..
God I love this team.
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Jonathan Herrera hit a home run. I am only now recovering from the spasmodic laughing fits I began experiencing right around then.
Also, Troy Tulowitzki might really be the best player in baseball. Like, really.
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Better than Pujols?
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Tulo’s entering his prime, plays a tougher defensive position (and does so better than anybody in the game), has all the tools. There’s an argument, but I’m willing to stand on Tulo’s side of it.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
I was about to say this.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions
To quote Rob Neyer
Troy Tulowitzki has hit 22 home runs in his last 40 major-league games.
Troy Tulowitzki is an outstanding defensive shortstop.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
by controlled_slide on Apr 14, 2011 5:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Eh....
the Least Coast writers will still vote fot that Philly guy…….
seriously
is there even an argument for Ryan freaking HOWARD being the best player in baseball?
I want what they’re smoking
The Curmudgeonly Bard
i think he means utley?
at least, i hope…
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
No.
Definitely not Utley.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:00 PM MDT up reply actions
before getting hurt he was 2nd in WAR to albert over their playing time
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
You realize he's like hurt
and going to miss a lot of time. And can’t run anymore. Yeah…
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:02 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah but
shut up
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
Jimmy Rollins?
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i think this is what he was getting at
but in more of a generic “east coast” kind of way.
two Icehouse 24 oz beers = $3.20 two "fancy" Bud Light 24 oz beers = $5.00
NOW who comes out on top?
by frightened inmate #2 on Apr 14, 2011 6:02 PM MDT up reply actions
probably referring to that jobbed 07 MVP vote, huh
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
I see you're looking to buy a house in my neighborhood ;-)
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
.

Baseball is FINALLY here. That old ballpark, man, it's back in gear. Haven't seen it in a while. Man, it makes me smile.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Apr 14, 2011 5:57 PM MDT reply actions 5 recs

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
by Franchise26 on Apr 14, 2011 5:58 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
The best thing.
When you watch the replay of Tulo’s 6billionth HR at CitiField, listen to Ron Darling. You can hear a discernible little snort as if to say you’ve got to be kidding me. I love it.
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new strategy
dress everyone else we play on the road in Mets uniforms
the rest will take care of itself
The Curmudgeonly Bard
by Silverblood on Apr 14, 2011 6:00 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
Tulo finishes series 10-16 with four home runs and 8 RBIs..
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I’m pretty good at Playstation, and I couldn’t do that on the Playstation on Rookie level.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
I already made that joke
Get with the program.
by controlled_slide on Apr 14, 2011 6:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, it’s an easy joke. You must have done it in the Game Thread. I wasn’t there.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
Ah. I thought I’d gone down a different road with it, but it’s all a variation on a theme – Troy Tulowitzki is stupid good and just went HAM on the New York Mets.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
At Citi freakin' Field too.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions
I guess there's room in this thread for more that one "Video Game Numbers" joke
I guess.
by controlled_slide on Apr 14, 2011 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions
In my sophomore season on mlb2k10
I hit .398, with 75 homers and 200 RBIs, and my OPS was STILL worse than Tulo’s is now.
oh I can't wait for the NY Post's headlines for this.
Baseball is FINALLY here. That old ballpark, man, it's back in gear. Haven't seen it in a while. Man, it makes me smile.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Apr 14, 2011 6:02 PM MDT reply actions
I'm enjoying MCC's reaction.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:03 PM MDT up reply actions
Fluky.
Haven’t played anybody of importance yet.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions
if the games arent against a new york/boston team they dont count
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
When did the Mets move?
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
after 2007
what new yorker will admit to the mets even existing?
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
/raises hand
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ok, we found one
they will be placing all blame on your shoulders within 24hrs
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
To be fair, we haven't played anyone likely to even place above third in their respective divisions
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Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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What's important is we're beating the teams we're supposed to beat.
Didn’t happen too much last year. And 7-1 on the road? That’s something to take seriously, no matter who the opponents were.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
concur. Winning begets winning or something.
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I'm not complaining
I’m genuinely pleased we’re taking advantage of an easy schedule.
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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I think he meant "project to be above 3rd place at the end of the year"
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Considering there are about 6 teams in the NL that will be above 3rd place in their respective divisions.
And the fact that we are projecting the Rockies to be one of those 6 (furthermore one of the 3 in 1st place), odds are, the Gnats haven’t played anyone that will place greater than 3rd place in their division either.
But they will Monday.
Our Starting Rotation >>> Your Starting Rotation
But these are the teams we couldn't beat a year ago
Losing games to teams like this was one of the biggest reasons we didn’t make the playoffs last season.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Dismissive
No pitching really. We only have CarGo and Tulo…etc etc.
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pft that's just laughable.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Heh.
Our pitchin’ is bitchin’
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by hotdoglady on Apr 14, 2011 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Our pitching is better than their pitching
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
Just wait until Ubaldo's back with a healthy cuticle.
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
What was the theme there?
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
they're already ready to start the fire sale
reading the online version right now
The Curmudgeonly Bard
cook for reyes!
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
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SWEPT UNDER A ROCK
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 6:03 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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OT: Has anyone seen this before
Kinda Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoBWjP_V1wU&feature=related
Jonathan Herrera is the Answer!
this one is better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNi9rxLt6hY
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Anyone notice
what Jordan ZImmerman is doing?
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shaving a goat?
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Jinxed it.
Thanks Russ!
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by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:10 PM MDT up reply actions
I blame SB Nation DC,
wouldn’t have known it except for their tweet.
"No Mission Too Difficult, No Sacrifice Too Great—Duty First" - 1st Infantry Division Motto
SB Nation Denver - The regional hub for Denver sports!
Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!
And there it goes.
"No Mission Too Difficult, No Sacrifice Too Great—Duty First" - 1st Infantry Division Motto
SB Nation Denver - The regional hub for Denver sports!
Purple Row - Covering all your Rockies needs!
I am watching currently, but it's not happening anymore
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Should the Mets have walked Tulowitzki with a base open and a two-run lead? Probably. Should the Mets fans close enough to him have kept their mouths shut? Definitely.
“[New York’s] a big stage and I like it,” Tulowitzki said. “I think I thrive on, after getting a hit or two, [fans taunting] me. That gets me going. They were all over me by my third at-bat. So that’s fun. They’re good baseball people here.”
The Curmudgeonly Bard
THANK GOD we signed him now.
I don’t like this liking NY business.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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I prefer to believe that if you prick him
Tulo actually does bleed black and purple
The Curmudgeonly Bard
Are you sure you believe this?
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I am more or less certain within a logical degree of probability
that inferring reasonably it can be derived from certain factors that are made possible by enabling suspension of nonbelief that I believe it
The Curmudgeonly Bard
by Silverblood on Apr 14, 2011 6:16 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just making sure that based on the two postings that this was in fact the case.
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my internet is total fail
so I can never tell if it’s posted a comment or not, and sometimes it gets stuck halfway through so I have to try again and then the first one posts anyway
thus accounting for my abnormal number of double posts
The Curmudgeonly Bard
happens to me every now and again
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:22 PM MDT up reply actions
I feel your pain.
Hello!! /points at self .
Queen of the double postage until recently
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A Met fan during today's second game after Tulo hit another HR
“Ohhh, now I see why they spent $157 million on this guy”.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions
/snort
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To which the other two Met fans at the game replied...
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
He was actually with a Yankee fan who came there just to harass Met fans for 7 hours
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
to quote Curt Schilling:
There’s nothing like making 50,000 New Yorkers shut up.
Baseball is FINALLY here. That old ballpark, man, it's back in gear. Haven't seen it in a while. Man, it makes me smile.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Apr 14, 2011 6:12 PM MDT up reply actions
comments on the article
are the mets playing ball this year
if they were, you’d think they’d have started by now…just sayin…
The Curmudgeonly Bard
Jose Reyes is really, really good.
And if Beltran is back, the Mets really won’t be that bad offensively. Their rotation/bullpen? Not very good OTOH
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions
". Their rotation/bullpen? Not very good OTOH"
Funny, that.
The Mets’ SB Nation blogger who came in here to give me what for before game 1, about their rotation?
Haven’t seen him lately…
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
similarly, that mcc member who crushed me for saying the giants will have a bad defense hasn't returned
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 6:43 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
New Yorkers muted
This is a great comment!!
by Real Perspective on Apr 14, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh they were giving it to him today
And he just kept beating the crap out of the Mets pitching staff
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL at Amazing Avenue
Their recap is titled
A Long Day’s Journey into Suck
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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Here are the positives from today’s doubleheader:
* No one involved in it was killed
* The sun did not burn out, nor did the earth get knocked off its axis, as a result
That’s it.
The Curmudgeonly Bard
Oh, you think it’s too early to judge this team? How ‘bout we misplay every ball hit to the outfield and give up titanic home runs to nobodies. Still feelin’ all Mr. Rogers sunshine-and-lollipops now, buddy? The crap we pulled would make the Dalai Lama punch a hole in a car window.
The Curmudgeonly Bard
I really do feel kind of bad for them....
But at least we can say Suck it Monkeys
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the game thread is pretty funny
at least they have a sense of pitch-black humor about it
The Curmudgeonly Bard
I suspect we'd be the same way.....I hope...maybe not ..I dunno
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referring to Gameday thinking the first pitch was at 3:33 am
Maybe….
That is how we finally beat them!
time travel!!!
The Curmudgeonly Bard
Rev up the TARDIS fellas!
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Here's another gem
Tulowitzki should name his next child “Citi”
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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there's a lot of good stuff on there
I can’t quote it all, but it’s pretty awesome (especially knowing what’s coming)
The Curmudgeonly Bard
indeed
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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this matthew callan fellow
he’s not very cheery, is he
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
Would you be?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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not worried, i picked the right guys :)
you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
So, it's a few games too late to be perfectly accurate,
but I’m pretty sure the Rockies are the team playing the Met’s in this clip.
by Shoemaker on Apr 14, 2011 6:20 PM MDT reply actions 3 recs
That clip apparently, didn't set to well with the Mets uppers.
They were quite mad about it
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To hell with the Mets uppers...if they weren't so busy trying to Make Off With Madoff Money...
….they could build a decent team.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Here’s another good one from the same show.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
by Franchise26 on Apr 14, 2011 6:26 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
bwahahahaha
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that is Freaking brilliant
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Apr 14, 2011 6:29 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
How far Phil Hughes has fallen.
I saw him in spring throwing mid-90s. Today, he stayed around 87-88.
@CentralCaliRox
Maybe he needs a good manicurist
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
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"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
by Junction Rox on Apr 14, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions
It's a good thing Tulo is so good at hitting bad pitches
It’s all he’s liable to see for the nest 150 games.
I just remembered my password, ugh was killing me not being able to comment.
I was thinking that when Tulo hit his first HR
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:28 PM MDT up reply actions
We are concerned for his well being. We heard not a peep...
perhaps he doesn’t go mobile….but we are worried that he’s passed out behind the dugout. Of course, RMN has other ideas as to his whereabouts.
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Yeah, I need to get a new phone
What was RMN’s theory?
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions
He wouldn't say exactly
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Now I'm curious
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Fun fact
Tulo has hit a HR in every Rockie game I’ve attended :-)
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Hmm...
We need to find someone to fly you out here and buy you season tickets
by Rockie4Ever on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
I would love that :-)
Maybe I could get the Rockies to pay for it since Tulo hitting a HR almost always means the Rockies win. (The Rockies are 21-1 in the last 22 games Tulo has hit a HR in)
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions
The Rockies are 21-1 in the last 22 games Tulo has hit a HR in
Haha.. Wait WHAT?
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
You're right
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions
If by surprising you mean sucks, then it is very surprising.
I know that is has to be done, but I’m not happy, especially since I have tickets to that game.
by DumbAndNerdy on Apr 14, 2011 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions
But c'mon, we're facing 2011 Ryan Dempster
I like our chances.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions
It seems like with every pitcher we face...
You say something like this, which I disagree with, and you come out right. So bravo to you.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, I don't just look at pitchers on reputation....
I had no idea we’d handle Kershaw, either.
I don’t know what to make of Matt Garza pitching tomorrow. On the one hand, he’s been eminently hittable. Seriously. 20 hits in 12.2 innings. And yet, he’s also K’d 20 batters over the same stretch. Which means guys like Cargo might have really tough game tomorrow, if they’re flailing…and yet guys like Todd and Tulo and Seth Smith might just seriously go off on Garza.
In his limited sample size, he’s been that schizophrenic. But Garza is also quite a better pitcher than anyone we faced in the Mets series. That said, I don’t worry about the rest of their starters this weekend (we don’t face Zambrano).
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I meant I disagree with your evaluation of Dempster
In saying that because he’s had a couple bad starts to begin this year, he’ll suck vs. us. It’s a SSS evaluation. He’s had a few solid years.
Matt Garza… He also had a turrible Spring. And at Coors I expect quite a few hits anyway. I’ll be interested in that game very much so.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
There's certainly room to disagree
That said, Dempster’s been in a slow, but clearly evident, decline the last couple of seasons. Nothing drastic, to be sure, but still a clear trend. And he’s been more susceptible to the gopher ball. He’s giving up nearly 1.5 baserunners per inning pitched, which is very ordinary.
All I’m saying here is, it’s not clear cut slam dunk that he’s going to outpitch Johnson on Sunday. He’s had several very solid years, but 2010 was not as “solid” as 2009, which was not as solid as 2008.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Totally agree that he's declining
I think Dempster’s been pretty overrated since he had that monster year in ’08.
But I’ll be damned if he doesn’t outpitch Alan Johnson Sunday.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Dempster's gonna give up three dingers
If we have guys on base at those times….ballgame.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
If Alan Johnson gets a W, that's some kind of sign.
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
by glaucophane on Apr 14, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow
What an emotional rollercoaster!
The first game took two years off my life. Danggit, Huston! Now I’m only gonna live to be 106! And I predicted the final score to be 6-3 in PRPC. Grublegrumblemumblegrumble.
My grandma has been staying with us for this past series, and all of us have been listening to the games on the radio. My grandma is crazy hilarious, ranting about the Rockies, calling everybody "stupid" and "knucklehead". At dinner last night, my mom asked me, "So who do you think are the best looking Rockies players, in order, like top five???" Of course, in my family, Cargo is regarded as the best-looking, and if I only had to pick one, he would be the "correct answer" but good grief: I did not want to delve into this matter. Thankfully, Grandma said out of the blue: "I was watching the TV the other day, and saw that Seth Smith and thought to myself ‘Wow, he’s not too bad-looking either!’ but still, does he look good without a hat?". Me and my mom assured her that he is not going bald, and has a beautiful full head of hair. Hehe. I started cracking up at the bizarreness of the whole thing, almost spitting out my burrito, and walked away.
After we all started arguing about who was the best hitter this year. Everyone was all "Oh, Todd’s doing better than Tulo". My mom: "No, Tulo’s ERA or whatever is better." Me: "Bahahahahahaha!!!" I showed them that De la Rose had the highest BATTING AVERAGE as of Wed.
A WHOLE DAY of baseball was fun today. Man, Tulo is On Fire! Man, and back to back homers for him and Cargo! Man! I had a good feeling before the game, and throughout the game. Like, how can we lose? We just don’t give up.
Seth Smith hit a triple, and my grandma smiled and nodded. "That’s my boy!" Good grief.
Oh man, the ninth. I haven’t felt that tension and been that nervous since Rafael Betancourt’s save in SF in Sept 09. You can’t get any tenser than 2 outs, bottom of the ninth, and a 3-2 count. You just can’t.
Me: (on the edge of my seat) "Oh the suspense! Oh the drama! OH GAWD!!!!"
Sister: "Shut up."
And the ball was hit, the radio telling that Seth Smith kept going back, and back, and on the TRACK MADE the catch. OH MAN!
Grandma: "Woo hoo yay yay yay!"
Me: "Seff Smiff! Seff Smiff!!! (jumping up and down)
Grandma: "Yay yay Seth Smith!" (joining me in jumping up and down)
Me: "HOLY COW HOLY COW HOLY CR-"
Siblings: "Shut up."
During the in-between part of the games, the radio played the clip of Huston saying "Hey this is Huston Street, on Colorado’s only station with news, traffic, and Rockies baseball. 850 koa."
Grandma: "Jerk!"
Me: "Hey, just because he didn’t pitch good doesn’t make him a jerk! Call him a knucklehead or somethin’ if anything…"
My grandma made the loser sign on her head. Good grief. \
My mom: "He would be good-looking if you didn’t pitch so weird" (mimicking pitching motion)
Me: (no comment)
Oh, man. What a fun crazy day, from doing a happy panic with my littlest brother, to doing a real panic.
HAHAHA we swept the Mets! AHHHHHH!!!! The best record in baseball!! I love this team. So much.
The poster on my wall has Tulo on it, NOT Beiber. When I think Tulo's song can't get any worse, the universe proves me wrong.
Does this signature make me look fat?
by prettyinpurple on Apr 14, 2011 6:29 PM MDT reply actions 4 recs
too funny pip...
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sweet finally we started the season on time for once!
TULO IS A BEAST!
LETS GO RED WINGS!
2011 will be the year....better be....
Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."
You might say Tulo Rocks
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what is the word on Morales?
Daley going to get called up I assume
LETS GO RED WINGS!
2011 will be the year....better be....
Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."
If it's a DL visit, they'll call up a lefty
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Brothers?
Yeah you’re right. But damn, I wish we were bringing up Daley. Talk about earning it….
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah but it's gotta be a lefty
Can’t run Matt Reynolds through the guantlet like they did Beimel last year, when Morales was in a funk and Randy Flores was, well, Randy Flores.
by Northsider1964 on Apr 14, 2011 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Matt Reynolds can totally handle this

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by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions
I can't respond to messages for some reason but can create ones
so this is for SDCat09- :) well played there
LETS GO RED WINGS!
2011 will be the year....better be....
Troy Tulowitzki: "When people think of the Rockies, I want them to think of a winning organization."
You know what's crazy?
We could easily be 12-0 right now. So suck it monkeys, we ARE the best team in baseball right now.
2011: A new year and a new chance at a championship.
I think those excruciating losses made this team really really hate to lose again
They are playing winning baseball, doing whatever it takes.
And holy cow Herrera, unbelievable! :)
To be fair, we could also really easily be about 8-4 right now, too. Or anywhere in between.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions
haha
me too. I’m still shell shocked that we swept the mets in NYC
Completely.
Given our history with the Mets in New York, my best case scenario was a split.
Rockies, keep outperforming my expectations please. It’s so delightful.
Meet the Mets
Beat the Mets
Step right up and SWEEP the Mets
Root for the Rockies, an all day delight
Guarented to have the time of your life
Because the Mets they won’t be socking the ball
They’ll be serving up homers over the wall
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bingo
This team is playing wonderful baseball
And I would have been thrilled with 8-4 after today (though not thrilled with today itself, if you know what I mean).
Just as I’ll be thrilled if we’re 12-3 on Sunday, but I won’t sweat 11-4, either.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Then I would have attended Alan Johnson's first ML victory ;-)
If we’re 13-2, we can also mathematically eliminate the Dodgers. The Gints were eliminated today.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I may not be that optimistic.
But the fact that it’s April Freaking 15 and this team is 4 games ahead in the NL West is just…wow.
Think about it. We’d have to lose eight straight games just to hit the .500 mark again this season. That’s really something.
This.
is stuffed with awesomeness.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions
My rear view mirror is stuffed with the .500 mark
but it’s receding
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions
So's my hairline.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions
There's stuff for that!
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Screw that stuff.
If I’m paying money for stuff for my head it’s going to be more entertaining to the inside of it.
Besides, I’ve tried stuff. It was a waste of money.
Fun Fact: got a haircut today.
The “cosmetologist” checked the notes but I said “Just leave me a quarter of an inch of hair.”
So she starts with the pinching between the fingers and trimming thing.
I asked her “How thick do you think your fingers are?”
They all hate me.
It’s understood.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
I dunno, guess I'm lucky
My hair’s grey, but at 45, no bald spots, and the line’s where it was 6-8 years ago, so I’m not gonna complain.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
flaxseed oil?
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)
"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
by Junction Rox on Apr 14, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
11-4 still sound awesome
yet I honestly believe we can sweep the cubs
Alan Johnson is going to be a rough game for us.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions
It's probably not going to be a fun game for us
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Why not? We're facing Ryan Dempster
He is not very good. anymore. He’s given up four dingers already. In 20 innings.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
It's Alan Johnson at Coors Field.
he throws a flat fastball and doesn’t throw it very hard. I am very pessimistic about that game.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions
The Cubs' offense isn't very good these days, outside of Castro
and to a lesser extent, Byrd and Ramirez.
And they’ve played as weak a schedule as we have, and yet are only 6-6, playing the Astros, Pirates, Arizona, and Milwaukee.
Hell, they got shut out by Chris Narverson, who certainly isn’t much better than Alan Johnson.
You were also pessimistic today. And yesterday, if my recollection is correct. I’ll take analysis over gut-felt pessimism. I don’t know much about Johnson other than the fact he doesn’t walk a ton of people. His numbers are C Springs inflated, as well.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
I was pessimistic about Dickey vs. Reynolds and Pelfrey vs. Hammel, both of which are perfectly reasonable matchups to be pessimistic about.
Dempster vs. Johnson falls in the same category.
I’m not sure why you think your analysis is better than my analysis. I’m not sure you’re looking at the same numbers as me. Dickey > Reynolds, Pelfrey > Hammel, Dempster > Alan Johnson. ’
Looking at the Cubs offense, they can still be pretty explosive. They’ll score some runs at Coors.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions
I pretty much had the same analysis
I don’t think it’s pessimistic just realistic. Granted I’m so glad I was wrong. who knows anymore
Except your pessimism doesn't appear to be based in present reality....
or numbers, or anything other than a combination of name recognition and reputation as put forth by ESPN.
And you’re confusing my disagreement that Dempster is very likely to outpitch Johnson, as me saying Johnson is anything special, which he’s not.
The thing is, I know what I’m analyzing. Recent performance, peripheral stats at BR, etc. I have no idea what it is your actually basing your analysis on.
But the specific factors I cited in my analysis of Pelfrey and Dickey turned out to be the exact factors that reared their ugly heads in their performances. It wasn’t like they’d pitched any worse today than they pitched in their previous outings this year.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
dude really
thats a little unfair. Is it really ESPN that tells people pelfry is better than Hammel. ok bad example, but I did think that Pelfry would out pitch Hammel at Citi field. Hammel hasn’t exactly looked unhittable this year and the ?Rocks traditionally under perform in NYC
Alright. It’s clear to see by taking a stroll over to B-R that those 3 matchups were/are disadvantages to the Rockies based on each pitcher’s CAREER numbers.
Mike Pelfrey has owned the Rockies. Jason Hammel didn’t have a very good first start either ya know. I figured advantage: Mets and I was wrong. But the thing is, Pelfrey there’s no doubt that the Mets had to be considered favorites for that game.
Also for the Dickey vs. Reynolds game. We all know the scouting report for Reynolds and just how hittable he is. Dickey had a breakout year last year. Not many would predict for Reynolds to come out on top of that one, but he did.
Alan Johnson vs. Ryan Dempster is a CLEAR mismatch. Nothing about Johnson suggets he’s going to do well on Sunday in Coors Field in his first career ML start. Ryan Dempster, although he’s had a couple rough outings, has the pedigree that suggests the Cubs are the favorites for that game.
As for your first comment, can you please try to be a little more disrespectful? Seriously.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Oops.
But the thing is, with Pelfrey there’s no doubt that the Mets had to be considered favorites for that game.
As for your first comment, can you please try to be a little more respectful?
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Of course
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
I'm going to that game.
I was there for Greg F***ing Reynolds’ debut against the Twins, And we won.
Trust me, we’re gonna win on Sunday.
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
SB Nation Denver
Jenn and I will be there too
I emuled Amart to see if you guys were going to Tuesday’s game…never heard back
And yeah, we’re gonna win on Sunday.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
the thing is we are the best team in baseball
and we have started Reynolds and Rogers twice. We must be juicing balls
Why be fair?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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And number 1 in cnnsi's latest power rankings
And that was BEFORE today’s sweep :)
equally good:
Red Sox DEAD LAST
The Curmudgeonly Bard
by Silverblood on Apr 14, 2011 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can we just freeze this moment in time?
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions
I like the bit about Street:
Asking people “where’s Huston Street,” and being pointed towards Houston Street. Classic!
I’ll take our closer over pornbeard any day.
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Houston Street in NYC
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i know
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions
oh...sorry :(
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Turn right and keep going until you get there...
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)
"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
by Junction Rox on Apr 14, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Nobody in NY would tell me why they don't pronounce that area as either sewhow or sewhu
since neither Huuston nor howston(how they pronounce Houston) sound like santa clause laughing
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
I know it's only been two weeks
But I’m pretty much ready to scrap the other candidates and elect Carney Lansford mayor of Denver. Some guys are hitting, some are struggling, but the Rockies offensive IQ seems to have taken a big leap in the right direction.
Lansford can do
Yeah, but wd rather have him as governor. The gov we got is a little fruity.
by Real Perspective on Apr 14, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions
You have a problem with fruit?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Better watch it
Not enough fruit leads to vitamin C deficiency
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Apr 14, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions
well played
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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The best part of this game ..
Was when Jonny creamed one over the fence. At that point game over!
I hope everyone who previously doubted the possibilities of JH will take note.
I’ll bet it got real quiet in Flushing!
by Real Perspective on Apr 14, 2011 7:08 PM MDT reply actions
Jonny needs a T-shirt that says
BLOOP THIS!
I’ll say this for our 2B combo: Herrera is better than I thought he would be at the plate (and I’m a pretty big supporter of his), and Lopez is better than I feared he would be in the field. So I’m just happy there’s not a big drop off defensively from Barmes, and I’m enjoying the offensive upgrade immensely.
by Northsider1964 on Apr 14, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Will Tulo's torrid start propel him to 40 HR season
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Interesting Take Away
In Bonds 73 homerun season, he was hitting a homerun once every 9.09 PA’s…. Tulo so far? 1 Homerun every 8.6 PA’s…
Jonathan Herrera is the Answer!
He is wrong on Tulo's age
he is 26 not 27. Unless one counts from the end of the playoffs. Doesn’t turn 27 until October 10th
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
I'm still watching Johnny's homerun and laughing.
I hadn’t seen Johnny beside Dex. JH looks so little…
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
5'9" my behind
5’6"
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I'd guess 5'7"
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions
So Cliff Lee is being Cliff Lee
against the Nats he struck out 12….dang.. it is the Nats…but still
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Why do I always get wet when I post this?
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Argh....biting my tongue
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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MIL-PIT in a live look-in...
…Axford looks a little different without his beard…I think he needs it back
my evening productivity has just been shot to shit since baseball season started
The Curmudgeonly Bard
Gosh me too.
Watching this Braves/Marlins game. Not liking Kimbrel’s mechanics.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah I was supposed to be putting paperwork together for my taxes..
that didn’t get vary far today.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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I got my e - filing account number from my bank earlier today.
Then I took the rest of the day off as a break from that exhausting task.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions
It can be very taxing
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Come on now Cat
We owed this year and got our taxes done about a month ago.
Our Starting Rotation >>> Your Starting Rotation
Well good for you.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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When I pulled 50, 000/yr and had returns that averaged 5K I filed right away.
This year I net $600 Fed and owe AZ $300.
Meh.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions
I think we owed
Fed $1K and Iowa $500. We were expecting to owe $5K combined.
Our Starting Rotation >>> Your Starting Rotation
We owed fed $2500 and Colorado $1600
So gross.
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
by Mondogarage on Apr 14, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions
As am I.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm sure I would have had them done sooner
except that I have to pay, and I’m not giving them any money any sooner than I have too
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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I support your decision to proPurplinate.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I support your decision to NOT procreate.
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
I support my decision to recreate
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Ah, but I have.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Yep.
Math down to a low B, Spanish to a C.
“I really should get my grades back up… okay… I guess, if I have to… ooooh, ROCKIES!”
well I'm not in school right now
but I do have to edit two quite long books in relatively prompt fashion, so I have GOT to cut out my Rockies habit
le sigh
The Curmudgeonly Bard
I have no reason to disagree with that statement
both have the common denominator of not getting done when the Rockies are playing, however. but I WANT to get these books done, as exciting things could happen if I do
The Curmudgeonly Bard
historical fiction --
Medieval English history to be precise (one of my other passions in life besides the Rockies).
I’ve been working on these two (well they used to be one book, but it’s being split on order of the higher-ups) since fall ‘08. Now we’re finally getting somewhere.
The Curmudgeonly Bard
Silver reminding me why she's a leading candidate for the role of Mr Biondino
I’m currently reading this book and it’s fantastic, if a little macabre.
I hope you mean...
MRS. Biondino.
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
Hey who cares
if he wants a Mr. Biondino! I, for one, will cheer you and the Mr. on down the aisle.
Mostly, I was wondering if the current livein NotYetMrsBiondino knows that min be shoppin?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Assuming Silver also wants to be a Mr...
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
Be she a Mr. Miss, Ms
methinks she’s no homewrecker.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Also for Silver
Not medieval, but this is what I’m doing tomorrow – can’t wait!
http://www.ukcmri.ac.uk/news/events/2011/04/16/digging-up-the-past
Update
Rockies use up a week’s worth of wins in one 24 hr period…
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:13 PM MDT reply actions
Don't you know we use a TARDIS
we just keep starting the week over with new opponents
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Rockies Giants use up a week’s seasons worth of wins in one 24 hr period…
Fixed that for you.
Our Starting Rotation >>> Your Starting Rotation
Boom roasted
AL is not real baseball. It’s arena football with sticks. - Paleface Destro
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Apr 14, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Update: Giants choking on purple and black exhaust. Get used to the taste, it’ll be there all year.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
by Franchise26 on Apr 14, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions 7 recs
– cough cough –
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Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions
It's taken many forms o'er the years.
Some you might not feel so warmly about.
2008
Rockies juggernaut rolls o…ver , dead. NL West TempestTeapot CASE IN POINT!
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions
As is an improvement on that year's progression!
/mops brow
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions
It will be a fun series starting Monday
I hope both to be in the game threads as well as see you there for some good talking of the smack.
Our Starting Rotation >>> Your Starting Rotation
I'll bring the body armor.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions
I guess from some perspectives it might look like a week's worth of wins.
6-6?
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
Get your kicks enroute.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions
BTW, because someone brought up Brandon Belt earlier...
Very touching interplay between Bochy and Belt on the Showtime piece.
Worth holding your Giant distaste in for a bit.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions
I tried to avoid it. But Charlie here said it was okay...and I watched it.
I don’t much like Aubrey Huff. He’s seems like kind of a tool. Nice stories about Belt and Kroon. My opinion of Brian Wilson is upheld by this show at this juncture.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Brian Wilson is, by turns, full of himself and cameraderie.
No argument as to which side takes cuts in line.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm not sure how to read your comment
but I’m going with Sir Preening Fauxhawk
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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From left to right , unless it's Japanese.
Which makes hentai interesting…er.
Brian has an ego, as many closers do.
You can see a bit of it on the outside.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions
is this photoshopped
because I can’t tell
The Curmudgeonly Bard
by Silverblood on Apr 14, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes.
I reduced the size of the Rug Dr.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions
This really needs to be made into a garden gnome
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Sir Preening Eckstein?
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)
"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
by Junction Rox on Apr 14, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions
No, just a shrunken Preening Fauxhawk
with the garden gnome beard….This would make me happy.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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I can do that.
But…what about MY needs?
Put the armlock on Maria to produce her video rebuttal to “Nom Nom” .
She posts it…and it’s worthy…and your wish is my command.
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Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Is there a link anywhere
or just on showtime? Trying to look for it.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
found it nevermind,
here is it for others:
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13761045&c_id=sf
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson
cancels link he now has running on another tab which is NOT synching well with the Cure’s “Fascination St.” playing on the media player
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Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions
OT: Dodgers step up police presence at games
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/42600358/ns/sports-baseball/
I don’t know, but somehow I think this turns out badly.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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I heard today
Timmeh donated $25000 to the family of the fan who was beaten after the game
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton, 1988
by WalkerFan33 on Apr 14, 2011 9:48 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Well done...
hippie!
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
I saw that too. Stupid Timmeh ...trying to get back in my good graces.
I’m not having it.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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If you're going to be plagiaristic at least be accurate when doing so.
You ain’t havin’ it.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Uh...who exactly am I plagiarizing?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
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Two hours later...

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2011 12:54 AM MDT up reply actions
However...

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2011 1:08 AM MDT up reply actions
I really wish all my thoughts came to me at the same time.
Cat, the “plagiarism” was in jest. Hope you didn’t take it otherwise.
Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2011 1:13 AM MDT up reply actions
He was really mad when people said he was washed up last year...
…and he’s taking it out on every team that doesn’t wear purple?
He sees Rhianna's face on the baseball??
Oh, possibly inappropriate given her romantic history…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)
"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
by Junction Rox on Apr 14, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Women and Dodgers - A Romance

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption.
Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions
This is no bueno
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Alright Rowbots, help me out here
According to the Rox website Lopez has a .184 average and a .205 OBP… with zero walks…
With zero walks shouldn’t the average and OBP be the same?
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
Check that category labeled ‘HBP’.
"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton
Derp
While I’m straightening my shit out, do SH’s count as AB’s or just PA’s?
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Apr 14, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions
hit by pitch?
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
SB Nation Denver
Iannetta has claimed them all as his own
the non-intentional kind at least
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Apr 14, 2011 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Ooops.
i’d like to know who leads the league in walks. The Rockies have to be top 5 at least..
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions
http://www.fangraphs.com/teams.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&type=8&season=2011&month=0
go to town
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Top 3.
Yeah I just figured it out :P
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions
3rd in MLB with an 11.1% BB%
Figured we were up there.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Does that include todays game?
A little bit surprised to see we currently have a team wRC+ of only 96
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Apr 14, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't think so
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions
(games)
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Apr 14, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Matzek Watch:
Through 3 IP:
5 K, 4 BB, 1 H, 1 ER
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
SB Nation Denver
I also like good things more than bad things
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by Andrew Martin on Apr 14, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions
I like ice cream more than vegatables
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
4 of those Ks are of the swinging variety
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
SB Nation Denver
probably because he is wild
they aren’t really sure what he’s going to do.
Also, it’s A+ ball. Guys who take pitches are few and far between.
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
SB Nation Denver
And are generally promoted quickly
Cargo Dingerz. When.
The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Apr 14, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions
tons of K's, way too many walks.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions
SUCK IT MONKEYS!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
On his HR at bat...
He should’ve been called out on strikes, but the umpire blew the call. Pujols is only 1-3 btw.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions
I will root for the Cards because it helps us
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
any non NL west team playing an NL west team I want to win
when two NL West teams play each other, i hope they split.
Unless of course its the Rox, and they are supposed to sweep.
Also, all of this w/o Ubaldo!
Beating the teams you’re supposed to beat… I like it.
So this qualifies as one of the best days EVER for me!!!!!!!!
Going to that double header was so much fun.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions
You're alive!!!!!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Yep
Just finished driving home
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions
details details details
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
I'll throw up a fanpost tomorrow night or Saturday
WAAAYYYY too much awesomeness to squeeze into a comment post.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions
How empty was the stadium at the end?
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
Empty enough so that I was in the first row
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Behind the Rockies dugout?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
That is so awesome.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
So just how tall (or short) is Herrera?
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
by glaucophane on Apr 14, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions
He's really little
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Muzia small?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
/snort
But I understand his girlfriend is not complaining.
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
Hey I'm a shortie too!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
You're not short.
You’re fun sized.
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Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"
by victor frankenstein on Apr 14, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Not in the least.
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
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Well I have not seen Muzia in real life so that's hard to compare
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions
You met Tulo didn't you?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
That's freaking awesome
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
HAHA no
I mean he acknowledged my existence but I didn’t actually talk to him.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Woo hooo!!!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Black Rockies shirt with a Tulo hat
There were a bunch of Rockie fans there at the end so I doubt it was me you saw
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh
And listening to NY radio on the drive home, almost all the Met fans were in agreemnet that they wanted Terry Collins to instuct Met pitchers to hit Tulo. My favorite caller who got a swear in on the radio was “Collins should have walked Tulo every time instead of letting him make us his b**ch”
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Huh. Clayton Kershaw's great uncle discovered the planet Pluto
according to MLB Network. They are telling this story whilst showing Kershaw blowing a HUGE bubble….like 8 inches in diameter. I love Greg Amsinger and Harold Reynolds.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
Toddfather, Tulo, CarGo plus The Answer - Rox 2011 NL West Crown
Orig.Thugget Loyalist #4, UNugg #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Unfortunately, it was later undiscovered
as a planet, anyway…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)
"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"
by Junction Rox on Apr 14, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
So ESPN
Now projects Tulo to hit 95 HR’s this season. And people say I’m too optimisic about him :-)
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:31 PM MDT reply actions
His SLG and OPS are off the charts, my goodness.
This is amazing. It’s APRIL
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
It's real.
pinch yourself.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions
It helps when you hit a HR in every game of a four game series
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
I thought I was making a crazy perdiction
when i predicted he would win NL player of the week this week. I should have said he wins the mvp this week
He won't
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Thank you for being rational.
Who knew that Muzia’s love is like a rock tied to your feet, dragging you to the bottom of the ocean?
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
Serious Avs fan. Yes, I have health insurance.
SB Nation Denver
Jose Valverde disgusts me.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 10:39 PM MDT reply actions
Not only are we 10-1 in our last 11 games
We are 10-1 without Ublado. That’s amazing.
Baseball is Back!!!!!!!!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Apr 14, 2011 10:42 PM MDT reply actions
This team is finally playing to their potential.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Except for:
Ty Wiggington
Ian Stewart
Jose Lopez
Jose Morales
Franklin Morales
Carlos Gonzalez
Dexter Fowler
Jason Hammell
Jim Tracy
and am I forgetting anyone? Oh yeah..
Ubaldo Jimenez
really worried about Stew...
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm personally hoping Stew gets a stint in CO springs
And comes out of it a monster when everyone else on the team hits their eventual slump.
What? Too scripted? This season has been too scripted thus far. I’m rolling with it.
I think you can take Dex off that list...
…he had almost as good a Mets series as did Tulo and Herrera…
His OBP is like .250 points higher than is AVG which is just insane.
Not sure what to make of it really.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Apr 14, 2011 11:53 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Teams would rather face the pitcher than him
And he’s happily obliging.
The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.
Jose Morales does not belong on that list
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
If this is a dream...
I don’t want to wake up!
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."
A very complimentary MCC piece about Tulo
Read the comments – they may hate him but they don’t even try to deny he’s a great baseball player.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2011/4/14/2111386/tulos-got-six-jacks-but-why

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