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Colorado Rockies Game #34: Mike Pelfrey vs. Jason Hammel

New York Mets at Colorado Rockies, May 10, 2011 6:40 PM MDT


The Rockies' can wash away the rancid taste of that road trip a bit by clinching a series win a day early this evening.  Tonight's match-up pits two lanky right-handers that have surprised a bit in their 2011 production.

Mike Pelfrey was New York's Opening Day starter, coming off a season in which he started 9-1 with a 2.39 ERA.  He stumbled down the stretch and out of the gate this season with a double digit ERA through three games, but has rebounded with two solid starts in his past three, including his most recent outing - a 4 hit, one run performance over 7.2 IP against the Giants in New York.

On the other hand, one of those good performances saw 19 fly balls get eaten up by Citi Field and one came against the Giants.  He has allowed at least four earned runs in each of his four road starts


Mike Pelfrey

#34 / Pitcher / New York Mets

6-7

230

R

R

Jan 14, 1984


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Mike Pelfrey 2-3 7 7 0 0 0 0 35.2 46 27 24 4 15 21 6.06 1.71

Jason Hammel, on the other hand, appears to be having a career season so far.  Through six starts, he is 3-1 with a 2.63 ERA and has allowed just two runs combined over his last three starts.  Unfortunately, his strikeout and walk rates are the worst they have been since he has been in Colorado, so his run of success will likely catch up to him.  Hopefully not tonight.

Jason Hammel

#46 / Pitcher / Colorado Rockies

6-6

215

R

R

Sep 02, 1982


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Jason Hammel 3-1 6 6 0 0 0 0 37.2 36 13 11 4 11 22 2.63 1.25

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by Russ Oates on May 10, 2011 5:47 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chicks dig the purple jersey.
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by prettyinpurple on May 10, 2011 5:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Rockies!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 5:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Prediction:

Seth will hit a homer for my grandma, because it is her birthday today.

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by prettyinpurple on May 10, 2011 5:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Prediction:

My grandma will play third base today as an emergency player and hit for a higher average than Ian Stewart.

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by UZ on May 10, 2011 5:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bet all our grandmas have slopped pigs...or sumthin'

So, yeah.

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by prettyinpurple on May 10, 2011 5:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks, butterfly!

We’re making her steak for dinner.

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by prettyinpurple on May 10, 2011 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

7 or more would be nice, too.

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by prettyinpurple on May 10, 2011 5:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey

I got your tacos right—

Actually, I ate tacos yesterday. Much better than TB.
But it’s a cool accomplishment.

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by prettyinpurple on May 10, 2011 5:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just came to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

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by Jeff Aberle on May 10, 2011 5:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, we may as all just give up, the Rox can't win

because the team held a meeting. And as scientifically shown to me today, “team meetings don’t work”.

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 10, 2011 6:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow.

You’re ridiculous Mondo.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you leave the Rockpile because "you're wasting your time" arguing

And then you come in the GT and post something like that? Classy.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

o_0

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeahhhh..

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

In before tacos.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:30 PM MDT reply actions  

It would be nice

to see a Rockies blowout tonight. I’m tired of these low scoring close games.

Rockies baseball fever

by EssentialCo on May 10, 2011 6:32 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I’d settle for seeing Tulo and Cargo getting a couple hits and a W.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

This is a game where I wish the Rockies would put their boot on the throat of the Mets and announce to MLB that they are back

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 10, 2011 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wish I could bat for Stew, I would hit that crap!!

by Thebuster on May 10, 2011 6:39 PM MDT reply actions  

Aaaand we're underway.

Aaaaand a lead off double….

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:41 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFF

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:41 PM MDT reply actions  

bah, come on Hammel.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay, deep breath Jason. Regain some composure....

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Well

This has started off in disappointing fashion.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:42 PM MDT reply actions  

So Alanna posted the SP's for the next week on Facebook.

Anybody know why Mortensen is going next Tuesday?

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:43 PM MDT reply actions  

swing and a miss!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Great pitch Jason

Needed that.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Alright, cleaned up the dorm, changed the sheets

Looking and smelling nice in here.

GO ROCKIES

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Ahhh dorm life. How I don't miss it at all.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

When I was at UMass,

I payed like 3500 a semester and lived in single that couldn’t have been more than 250 square feet. And I think that’s a generous estimate.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's nothing.

I pay 15k to live in this small dorm.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just for room and board?

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good lord.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I shall never eat cup o ramen again :(

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Being broke and surrounded by dudes (School of Mines) don’t miss that at all.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ground ball please.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:45 PM MDT reply actions  

What's up guys !!!

Alright Rox another W would b nice

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 6:46 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Ugh Hammel.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:47 PM MDT reply actions  

damnit Jason.

come on, son.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:47 PM MDT reply actions  

But he hits like a monster.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling

this is going to be Hammel’s one bad inning. It just might be really bad.

Rockies baseball fever

by EssentialCo on May 10, 2011 6:48 PM MDT reply actions  

DAMNIT DAMNIT

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:49 PM MDT reply actions  

UGH.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh crap Hammel. This isn't a good start...

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay....

Someone needs to go eject that Mets fan.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 6:49 PM MDT reply actions  

I didn't notice him as much.

Don’t mind other fans, but that guy is being a bit ridiculous.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 6:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes he was. And his bff next to him just took a picture with flash just before Hammel pitched.

Rockies baseball fever

by EssentialCo on May 10, 2011 6:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not a good start.

But a DP will still get out of this.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah

Wish we could have traded one of those runs for an out though.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 6:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's lame

that I’m already worried about this game. Anymore runs and I dunno if I trust the offense to catch up.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:52 PM MDT reply actions  

backwards K!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:52 PM MDT reply actions  

That was a nice pitch. More of that please.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Hammel missing high

is not a good sign.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:53 PM MDT reply actions  

This is true.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

noticing that too

Rockies baseball fever

by EssentialCo on May 10, 2011 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I enjoy it more....

When you do that without giving up runs.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

He threw 25 pitches.

Not good.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

backwards K!

filthy there

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Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Well

Not a great start, but he did a pretty good job of minimizing the damage there.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:54 PM MDT reply actions  

so i'm guessing

sdcat09 is that annoying mets dood behind home plate, right?

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 6:55 PM MDT reply actions  

So anybody know why

A.) Tracy is skipping Ubaldo’s next start?
B.) Mortensen is starting next Tuesday?

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Ubaldo is not getting skipped over.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

According to Alanna Rizzo via Facebook,

he isn’t going until Monday.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uhh..

Didn’t know he was skipping Ubaldo.

Would you rather Rogers pitch instead of Mortensen?

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alanna Rizzo's Facebook feed.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 6:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nevermind,

Ubaldo is going tomorrow. Who’s Mortensen going for though?

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't realized he pitched for us lately.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, Rogers is on the DL.

I’m a slow learner. At least I didn’t make a Fanpost about this.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Clayton Richards with consecutive terrible starts.

Getting destroyed by the Brewers.

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@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay, that was like the first hole in round of golf.

Just gotta get it out of the way…and it’s smooth sailing from then on.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 6:56 PM MDT reply actions  

WTF DEX

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Dex

what the hell was that?

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 6:57 PM MDT reply actions  

So what's new?

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pathetic.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 6:59 PM MDT reply actions  

DAMNIT.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 6:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Woooo....look at that offense roaring back!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Figures

go down by 2 and them promptly go 1-2-3 in the bottom of the inning.

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 7:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh offense

Where art thou?

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:00 PM MDT reply actions  

flyout to Dex.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:03 PM MDT reply actions  

DexUZR

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:03 PM MDT reply actions  

groundout to Ian.

nice play!

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Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Yup.

Tough play, couldn’t get a really good throw, and once again Helton saves the end of the play.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

flyout to Smith.

123

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Ok, Hammel is telling the offense they can't keep sliding by without contributing.

So let’s see some fireworks!

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:07 PM MDT reply actions  

i dare the rockies to get a hit

Rockies record when I am in attendance: 1-1

by pacified on May 10, 2011 7:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Triple dog dare them...

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

double dare

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Barmowitzky?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Grettings from Farmington New Mexico. Here only temporarly

There is nothing like a game of pitch and catch. 40,000 fans in purple and black can't be wrong. What's it amount to? Our Colorado Rockies.
How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.

by Roxman4ever on May 10, 2011 7:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Seems like Tulo is taking a lot of cuts

at stuff over his eyes. Must be pressing again.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:09 PM MDT reply actions  

He likes the balls up high though.

When he’s right, they go over the wall.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

HOMERUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

That was pretty close to strike 3.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

TULOBOMB!

Rockies record when I am in attendance: 1-1

by pacified on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

2nd gameday badge of the night!

heh

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Atta boy Tulo

That’s what we need

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

TULOBOMB

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Tuuuuuullllllloooooooooo! 'Atta boy!!!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

And runs.

-Joe

Rockies Phrase of the Month: May, "Selflessness"

by jcn7vc on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

TULO BOMB!!!!!

"It ain't over 'til it's over." Yogi Berra
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Dave Bristol
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"That would be really special" Roxman

by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, then.

THAT was a statement.

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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:11 PM MDT reply actions  

What happened Ninja?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:11 PM MDT reply actions  

HOMERUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:11 PM MDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH SMITH!

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

UNICORN !!!

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Can you explain the unicorn thing to me?

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hi's Nickname is Unicorn...

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

he likes Unicorns....

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Muzia started it with a picture

I was trying to find it, but it may have been removed from TinyPic. Anyway, it involved a unicorn and Seth Smith.

by controlled_slide on May 10, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Check. Thanks.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

SMITH BOMB

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Seff Smiff!!!

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

See, now that's some offense we can all be proud of.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

...and a Unicorn-flavored exclamation point!

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

NICE JACK!!!!

SMITTY WOOOOOOT!

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"Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning."
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by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Iannetta, Spilly.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, okay. its the first one I've seen.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

:P

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm idts.

Lemme go look though.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

He hasn't.

he hit one to left on opening day, and another one at Pittsburgh. That’s it.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of the 82 HR's Lopez has hit in his career

Only one has been to LF

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oops

RF

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Drew suggested that on the broadcast last night

but he came back an inning or two later and corrected himself.

I think he had 2 at Coors prior to that one.

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by Junction Rox on May 10, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Exactly what I just said.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, I said it first (by 1 minute)

and you said you thought two but weren’t sure.

I win… :)

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by Junction Rox on May 10, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

that might be true

i remember he hadn’t hit on here..

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

His first one was here.

Anddd I believe he hit another one.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes

He hit two against the Dodgers

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mmhmm.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

i guess not

so says the stats… also, see above

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh Iannetta.

Hackin’.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

I am?

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Two home runs

And for each of the next batters your reaction is “ugh”. Two home runs man. Exciting!

by controlled_slide on May 10, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahh I see :P

I just would’ve liked to see Chris take a few pitches before popping up.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Stewie Jack?

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by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Nope

Arrrgh…

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by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can we get a new 3rd basemen???

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would freak too.

It would be ridiculously awesome.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

We have a TARDIS?

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by Junction Rox on May 10, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably the only way Stew helps his pitch recognition is a stop time machine.

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by Oldfoagie on May 10, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

No I was making a time machine comment.

 If we could stop the pitch an inch into the strikezone then Ian could recognize it.

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by Oldfoagie on May 10, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did not go there.

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by Oldfoagie on May 10, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can we do a Collection as send it to DOD to trade for him?

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I read that as could we get a new third basement?

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by Oldfoagie on May 10, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

a big steaming pile.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Damn you Stache...

never mind you are excused because you were awesome yesterday

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:13 PM MDT reply actions  

groundout to Ian.

another good play

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:16 PM MDT reply actions  

Probably just because he's stinking on offense.

His defense has seemed fine to me. But again he hasn’t played as much lately.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

his throws aren't as on the mark as they usually are

Helton’s being pulled away a lot the past few games

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

This might be why.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice pick stew

too bad you wont be here for long

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:16 PM MDT reply actions  

It was unfortunate that Wiggy had to go on the DL.

It looked like he was just making some strides offensively.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

thats true...

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

swing and a miss!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Haha David Wright.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Hahaha.....

Wait…he’s on my fantasy team.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Niiiice. Hammel looks to be settling in.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Grab Some Pine

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

i remember that specific guy at the Mets game last year.

he is an a-hole.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

He looks like a big pile of DOUCHE

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA THIS

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kinda sad I can't watch the game

what is he doing

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 10, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doing this

very annoying arm spinning thing on every pitch. Pretty much being dinger.

by mkorpal on May 10, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being an ass!

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by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

todd bertuzzi for me

And no one is close

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by nodakroxfan on May 10, 2011 7:21 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

He isn't a complete stranger

Cause I know who he is. This guy, Don’t know his name, or anything about him period. But I hate him with all my being.

by mkorpal on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anybody have the Fan reporting number?

text and say “this mets fan is waving his arms and it’s distracting me”

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

signed, Jason Hammel

And how dare this dooshe steal Dinger’s act?

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by Junction Rox on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Co-singed

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

"signed

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too bad

I could really use someone to do harmony….

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"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)

"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"

by Junction Rox on May 10, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

lalalalalalalalalala lalala lala

thats about it…

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice pick Todd.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:19 PM MDT reply actions  

I hate this ad so much

SO much.

SO MUCH.

He’s playing the biggest douche I’ve ever seen.

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 7:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Rocktomom

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agrizzle.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Little does he know that someone is keying his Trans Am as we speak

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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

And stealing his Blaupunkt.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well

At least Dex swung the bat this time!

May be time to get Tim Tebow some reps at 3rd base, or free Chris Nelson!

by Shaz_Bagl on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

SWING THE GODDAMN BAT, DEX.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

SWING THE BAT

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

DEK YOU NEED TO SWING THE BAT AND TRY TO HIT IT !!!

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

bah, first pitch.

123.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

I thought the top of the order guys are supposed to get on base...

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Normally.

But we like making things hard on ourselves.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Um,

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Dex and Hererra have the highest OBP of any one two combo in the league.

by mkorpal on May 10, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

We need to research this...

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dex and Jonny...

did you forget how to hit the ball?

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by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:24 PM MDT reply actions  

This is what herrera does

makes contact and hopes it’s somewhere there’s not a fielder

oh and he walks now, too. It’s like Herrera 2.0

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the HR.

SLUGGER

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

if it's Herrera 2.0, his name to be in italics and bolded

Herrera 2.0

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

like a new and improved Herrera

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

flyout.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:27 PM MDT reply actions  

All-time leader in at-bats

It’s pretty obviously Pete Rose. That guy really wanted that hit record.

by controlled_slide on May 10, 2011 7:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Yup.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why hitters like Ike Davis don't just bunt down the 3B line when they ahve the shift put on them

It’s a FREE BASE HIT if you can get a bunt down.

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:29 PM MDT reply actions  

That's ridiculous though

You can learn to bunt. All you need for a base hit is a mediocre one. As long as the other team gave me a free chance at a base hit I’d take it.

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

It is ridiculous.

I can’t think of anything else though

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I was probably on a plane

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thankfully not real ones

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's true though

But there’s gotta be a reason they don’t bunt, right? I mean if it’s just pride or something, that would be really dumb.

by controlled_slide on May 10, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's ego.

it is utterly stupid to not try it against a shift.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it's not stupid if you can't bunt well

But it is stupid not to practice and get good at bunting.

by controlled_slide on May 10, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know who needs to learn how to bunt?

DEX

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Especially since it doesn't have to be a perfect on in that spot to get a hit

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Once you bunted for a hit a few times, it’s bye bye shift.

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by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

another flyout.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:30 PM MDT reply actions  

oof.

BE OKAY

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Hammel walk it out...

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:30 PM MDT reply actions  

I hope he's okay

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Ouch! Just rub some dirt on it.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:31 PM MDT reply actions  

looked like it hit the ankle?

Oh nope the calf. He’ll be alright

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Thats going to leave a mark for a while...

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

got him on the calf.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:31 PM MDT reply actions  

i blame Ubaldo

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

walk

come on Jason.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

THE PITCHER !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Blast!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:37 PM MDT reply actions  

groundout to Helton.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Helton is a ninja

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm pissed.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Becuz they hit Hammel?

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is the 7th time we've been down by two to the Mets at some point during the game

We’ve come back to tie or take the lead each of the first six.

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being A Mets Fan

Its like being a fan of the Cubs…. only worse.

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 10, 2011 7:40 PM MDT reply actions  

It reminds me of another one.

Something like “Baseball fans like to see a lot of hits, and we’ve put together a pitching staff for their enjoyment.”

Trying to find it.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

So...What's on tap for people tonight?

For my part, Colorado Native lager.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:40 PM MDT reply actions  

If I was home it would be Blue Moon or Easy Street Wheat

but at work until midnight so its Mountain Dew.

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 10, 2011 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

2-2, slider in dirt.

Be Ready CarGo.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Cargo seems like he's due.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Guess not.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't tell the Mets this

They’ll get rid of him

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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn you Reyes

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Ay yi yi

Tulo really wanted another home run there.

by controlled_slide on May 10, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions  

HOME RUN LOOK LIKE LOLLIPOP

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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Be okay, Davis.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Ike Davis down!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Pelfrey and Reyes not directing traffic.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

No I mean

He didn’t even get hit by Wright.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

must 've hit his knee or something

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

No....

stepped on the top of his foot. That hurts.

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by Roxman on May 10, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that like the netherlands?

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

You just knew Metball would claim a victim some day

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HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Hahaha

Helton is hitting EVERYTHING hard.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Pelfrey must owe him money for a venison order

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HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Helton singles!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Here comes the unicorn

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:47 PM MDT reply actions  

I get that now!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes !!!

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Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was a good swing by Seth, even though it was just a foul ball.

Not trying to do much with an outside fastball. Just went with it.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Uuuuuugh. These random shots of the crowd are so awkward.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Thats Root Sports for ya

THey show everything but the Game…!!!

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

? I am unfamiliar with that event.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup, I heard the broadcast crew held a team meeting.

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by Mondogarage on May 10, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let it go, yeah?

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

True, maybe they were trying something new

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Smitty walk!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Gj Seth.

Come on Chris.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:49 PM MDT reply actions  

The Unicorn. He trots.

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HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 7:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Giddy Up

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Soo...

What does everybody think about Iannetta hitting 7th, instead of 8th?

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:51 PM MDT reply actions  

.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

COM EON DOOM

There is nothing like a game of pitch and catch. 40,000 fans in purple and black can't be wrong. What's it amount to? Our Colorado Rockies.
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by Roxman4ever on May 10, 2011 7:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Eon Doom

nice

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions  

groundout.

DAMNIT.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Ugh CDI.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:54 PM MDT reply actions  

What???

Doom didnt do this yesterday !!!

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Tona LaRussa not currently with St Louis

as he has a case of the shingles.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:54 PM MDT reply actions  

'sblood!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:54 PM MDT reply actions  

neither...

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Caesar's then

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Caesars hot n' ready is pretty awesome.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

in it's own godawful way

or I just eat leftovers from last night that I was supposed to take for lunch today

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Crowd seems to be in favor the Caesar.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAIL CAESAR.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

And his mediocre pizza!

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Papa Johns can get away with it...

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

see, I'd just do that

but we’re talking $5 vs $11

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta go with the 5 then. 6 bucks is 6 bucks.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

true that

I feel like I’m really setting myself up here

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Marco's coal fired is better than all of 'em.

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by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's why I specified

Woody’s Woodfired Tavern sucks all kinds of ass.

Woody’s Woodfired Pizza is fantastic.

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I’ve never been to the one here. I just have heard it was good.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been to the Woody's over on Iliff.

I’m assuming it’s the same.

I got really hammered there one night.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

For the price and convenience, it can't be beat.

It is warm, greasy ass, though…I’ll agree with you on that.

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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Little Caesar's

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Caesars.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah, it'd just be a regular pizza

I don’t really care about the extra stuff

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's why I only get the 'Za every so often.

I love me some cheesy breadsticks, and the only place that delivers good cheesy bread is Mary Jane’s Pizza. But they have awkward hours, 11pm-4:20 am and it’s pretty expensive. So it’s usually only a special treat when I’m home late from the bars or something.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

GASP!

OH. MY. GOD.

There is a Mary Jane’s Pizza in Denver, now.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's in the Highlands.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you have it on hand, I'd say DiGiorno

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HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

not on hand

I gotta leave the house one way or another

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah...

I’d still choose the not LC if you have the option.

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

The temperature is about to drop rapidly at Coors Field as this front comes in

I wasn't alive during the dead ball era; but thanks to the Padres, I know what baseball was like back then.

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on May 10, 2011 7:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Dont say that...

As soon as we are up then we could be delayed

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by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

groundout to Herrera.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:57 PM MDT reply actions  

His voice sounds...

Weird. Not how I expected him to

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

He be able to hit it, but knowing him he would hit it towards an infielder...

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Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice play, Stew.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 7:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice play Stew.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 7:59 PM MDT reply actions  

to bad he wont be here for long....

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I love me some Alanna...

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT reply actions  

+1

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Beltran down.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT reply actions  

back in the box, son.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

pop out.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Leave the Metball to the experts, okay, guys?

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HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 8:01 PM MDT reply actions  

REALLY DOES IT MATTER IF IT SINGULAR OR PLURAL...

Shut up and call the game

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Uhh...

I’m pretty sure I’m younger than Alana and I say RBI’s. Because that’s the proper way to do it.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 8:02 PM MDT reply actions  

(Runs batted in)s

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, Run(s) batted in...

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who cares at this point...?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

R'sBI.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

this.

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

well

except there is no " ’ ", it’s just RBIs

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Davis out.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

bah.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:04 PM MDT reply actions  

STOP! HAMMEL TIME!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:04 PM MDT reply actions  

HAHAMMEL

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 8:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Jason Hammel

Feared Hitter

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Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Good things Dex has some speed.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on May 10, 2011 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 10, 2011 8:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Ridiculous.

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by CentralCaliRox on May 10, 2011 8:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Hererra just got flat-out cornholed by the BABIP dragon on that one

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HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
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by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 8:07 PM MDT reply actions  

no one photoshop that image

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by pacified on May 10, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please, no.

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
HEAR YE: All tremble (with laughter) at Sir Preening Fauxhawk, BS, of the Clan of the Great Pumpkin. Hurry before the Nothing devours his face!
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on May 10, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can we get Ike Davis back in the game?

i dont like this Murphy fellow.

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 10, 2011 8:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Who knows.

Apparently they forgot that the season starts in April and we are having our April in May this season.

by RoxFan1701 on May 10, 2011 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok douchey guy on mushrooms

leave the hot businesswoman alone

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by Andrew Martin on May 10, 2011 8:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Time for a change-up

http://www.purplerow.com/2011/5/10/2164800/game-34-overflow

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