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Carney Lansford's approach of asking the Rockies to raise their hands and solemnly swear that they'll start hitting hasn't worked so far.

Yeah. Dave Krieger envisions the same hitting coach carousel that I have. Who's going to be next? Based on complaints about Carney Lansford sprouting up here and elsewhere, Rockies fans seem to prefer this revolving door over actually getting players that can hit onto the roster. Really there are few things that make me roll my eyes more than gripes about a coaching position that didn't even exist until the 1960's, one that supposedly should be able to cure all a team's offensive woes but never has and never will. The hitting coach, the pitching coach, even the manager are all used as scapegoats for either a poorly constructed team, or in this case simply a bad stretch by a team that's still in first place. The complaining is cringe-worthy this early in the season, especially considering that three of four players that we were looking to step up their production at the plate this season (Chris Iannetta, Seth Smith and Dexter Fowler) have done precisely that.

Batting average goes through up and down swings based on a lot of factors, not just a player's hitting ability, and sometimes it will happen to several players at once. If you want to read about this slump, Troy Renck writes something for you. The good news is that there will be stretches this season where everybody's hitting like gangbusters at once as well. Anyway, hitting is down across the MLB so far this season, but is should warm up during the summer, so will the Rockies bats given how Coors Field slumbers thus far.

Huston Street answered fan questions for the Denver Post.

Kerry Eggers of the Portland Tribune wrote an uplifting column and update on former Rockies catcher Ben Petrick, who left baseball due to symptoms of Parkinson's. After a second surgery to relieve the symptoms of the disease, Petrick appears to be in a much happier, more functional place now. 

A more recent former Rockie recalls fond days in Colorado, particularly fond days that occurred at the expense of his current team. If there were fans in San Diego that still cared about the Padres, I would advise Brad Hawpe to be careful to not too fondly reminisce over Rocktober, but he's probably safe.

The Rockies had to make some tricky roster decisions during the off season, one that's proving to be a mistake was cutting Al Alburquerque, who's finally living up to his potential with the Tigers. This sort of performance was I'm sure what Dan O'Dowd envisioned when the team traded Jeff Baker to the Cubs for the right hander, it's just come a season too late.

The Rockies Ubaldo Jimenez leads the list of surprising winless starters.

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AHHHHH!!!!

I could not sleep last night, waiting for fanmail. I dreamt Huston answered my q: “Pip. Heh, that’s a funny name!”. And I woke up ALLL early to get the paper. And OMG- I made the print edition! (Yikes- I wonder what my mom will say if she sees my name in the paper.)

Chicks dig the purple jersey.
Does this signature make me look fat?

by prettyinpurple on May 12, 2011 8:21 AM MDT reply actions  

Awesome!!

I wondered if that was you.

by Rox Girl on May 12, 2011 8:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Row! I haven't seen you before

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Though I had to change my name from my old one, actually, because my yahoo email address got hacked and I lost the account.

by bix on May 12, 2011 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

BA's Ben Badler wrote a subscriber feature on Juan Nicasio

http://www.baseballamerica.com/online/prospects/prospect-bulletin/2011/2611719.html
I’m mobile and don’t remember my password, so if anyone wants to highlight anything, it would be splendid.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on May 12, 2011 8:24 AM MDT via mobile reply actions  

But he balances it out by only having 2 letters in his first name.

14 total letters, that’s a wOBA of what, .290? Not that big a deal.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 8:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Darn Cheapfarts.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 8:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

We get more value per letter out of less letters

Jose Lopez – bargain at any price!

Ron Cey – MVP by letter of all time!

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

11 in more factyfact.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 8:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

The city name has 11, Al's name has 12

Count them and weep:

A-L-B-U-R-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E

by Rox Girl on May 12, 2011 8:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

/has a flexible list

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Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dancin' Away his hunger pains.

Dancin’ Away his hunger pains.
Movin’ his feet so his stomach won’t hurt.
He is kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way.

The Martha Stewart of processed foods.

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

We've replaced Hungry-Hungry Homer....

Say hello to Paint Drinkin’ Pete!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 12, 2011 9:03 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

DUFFMAN IS THRUSTING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PROBLEM

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

love the new sig

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am indeed weeping.

I completely missed that.
I’d blame the aforementioned elsewhere dirty glasses but they do not wield themselves.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 8:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bad news...

Albuquerque does indeed have 11 letters, but you put an extra “r” in there, making it 12 :). An easy mistake to make in a complicated name though!

by bix on May 12, 2011 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

But we're talking about the player

Al Alburquerque

Caution: Colorado teams are better than they appear.

by ShadowPenguin on May 12, 2011 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

His name is correct with the extra R.

At least according to Baseball Reference.

I have seen it spelled like the city elsewhere.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see.

Though that’s very odd that his name has an extra letter since I would have guessed it came from the city…

by bix on May 12, 2011 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

what's funny is that the city is the one that deviated

From the original inspiration and spelling of Alburquerque

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on May 12, 2011 9:51 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

True Story:

I have relatives in the Breckenridge clan. We are descendants of John C. Breckinridge the former VP and Presidential Candidate. The spelling of the family (and the town) was changed to distance the name from someone who thought slavery was just hunky-dory.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 9:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nathaniel Hawthorne

did the same thing to get away from the association with John Hathorne of the Salem Witch Trials

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I did not know this.

Purple Row: READ and LEARN about things beyond baseball

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

What does the weather look like at Mecca today?

Our Mecca…

Dear Gods of Baseball, whatever we did, we are sorry. Please let Ubaldo be great again.
--The Rowbots
P.S. What can we do to make the bats hot again?

by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 8:28 AM MDT reply actions  

Rain and more rain

May start to clear about noon. Gonna be close, though.

Get your purple on.

by rockhead on May 12, 2011 8:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Weather.com now says

45 degrees and 60% precip at first pitch, decreasing to 35% by 4 PM

Bleed purple
Free Matt Daley

by Rawktober on May 12, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Let's play 2 tomorrow!

(yes this is a joke as I know the Mets must leave town)

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Troy Renck says a delay is possible but not sure if that will be the case.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

I really want Ubaldo to get his first win today.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on May 12, 2011 8:57 AM MDT reply actions  

I want Ubaldo to get his fourth win today

but that probably won’t happen.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

I want Maria satisfied!

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 9:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I mean this in a good way.

There have been some nerdy references here, I think this might top the list.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't even get it.

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dr. Who?

Really?

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have better things to do with my time? I guess?

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

As a fellow sports blogger

I’d be careful with using the phrase “better things to do with my time” unless you apply it broadly to the category of things you aren’t doing.

by Rox Girl on May 12, 2011 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

The last line of text in my signature sure suggests otherwise, doesn't it...

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Elitist

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Don't kill this one.

Dude’s got CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW on his avatar.

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Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Tom Servo

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

jMO you are awesome.

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

I did wake up on the awsome side of the bed today

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

I thought you were born on the

awesome side of the bed.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

D'OH.

Crow…Servo…

/struggles not to Google

Man, I suck todaGYPSY!!!!!!!!

/doubts they’ll buy it.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

You should really just relax.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Don't make me get back in the tub.

It’s not even gametime yet.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, it's another MST3K reference

and you missed it.

I no longer believe you’ve seen the show.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, I miss a lot.

And if’n I don’t get out the door I’m going to miss some really great weather.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 10:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

false

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)

"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"

by Junction Rox on May 12, 2011 11:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'd probably love it, but never got around to starting the series

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

It ain't all that

And I have a client currently working on it. There’s a lot better out there.

by biondino on May 12, 2011 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

I remember watching the old ones after school like forever ago on PBS.

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 9:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

This should generate the OT thread

Dear Gods of Baseball, whatever we did, we are sorry. Please let Ubaldo be great again.
--The Rowbots
P.S. What can we do to make the bats hot again?

by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

I like how one guy is standing awkwardly behind the other guy

Oh wait, no I don’t.

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Its for the content, not the art.

Dear Gods of Baseball, whatever we did, we are sorry. Please let Ubaldo be great again.
--The Rowbots
P.S. What can we do to make the bats hot again?

by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

The beauty of Dr Who

is that you can start in any season and not be lost. You only need to know what a TARDIS is and does.
I’d start with Christopher Ecclestone Dr Who.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Whoah...

…I just found this on a GIS.
Honestly, I had no idea. I started on WHO back in 1976, before she left.

This…

…oh, man…

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I saw a little while back.. Sad indeed

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just saw it a couple weeks ago

very sad. Sarah Jane is probably still my favorite of the companions, other than possibly Donna Noble…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)

"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"

by Junction Rox on May 12, 2011 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

snicker...

the noughties…

Oh wait, dead famous lady, yeah, I’m sorry about that. Really, actually. 63 seems too young in this age.

by Rox Girl on May 12, 2011 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Awkwardly? I dunno....is he losing his balance?

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

(it's a time machine)

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on May 12, 2011 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Merely "A" Time Machine???

You ROT!

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Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

It got a rec from me.

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Love Dr. Who

The new season is kinda….convoluted. Oh for the days of Tom Baker reruns on PBS

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I still like Ecclestone the best

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Gotta have the TB scarf

I’m like a combination of Sylvester McCoy and Tom Baker by way of Jon Pertwee

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

The scarf does add a certain something

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

The TARDIS is so handy for all occasions

Makes a great gift

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

JFK's Quote of the Day:

“After fifteen years of facing them (pitchers) you don’t really get over them. They’re devious. They’re the only players in the game allowed to cheat. They throw illegal pitches and they sneak foreign substances on the ball. They can inflict pain whenever they wish. And, they’re the only ones on the diamond who have high ground. That’s symbolic. You know what they tell you in a war – ‘take the high ground first.’” ~Richie Ashburn; June 16, 1975

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK

by jrockies on May 12, 2011 9:50 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

I really like this one

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Blaming Landsford is most likely short-sighted

however….it seems that one particular player – Cargo – seemed to respond better to Baylor. That doesn’t mean Landsford is a bad hitting coach…

It’s a long season. blah blah blah and whatnot

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 10:01 AM MDT reply actions  

We really probably

should just have Baylor make a stealth visit to Coors to talk to CarGo. Using the TARDIS might help with this endeavor.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Stealth?

He is coaching in AZ, when they play them in two weeks (if he’s not fixed) the team, or Carlos, should pay for Baylor and Carlos to go out to dinner, or the local batting cage, and figure out the problem.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK

by jrockies on May 12, 2011 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

I say stealthy, because

it’s probably not really kosher to say, “Former hitting coach, please help me”, when said hitting coach, works for another team especially a division rival.

Also, just a joke to invoke a use for the TARDIS.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

AGENT CARNEY

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Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh hey, ATF just wrote a front page piece on this very topic!

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

I thought he was at the hotel with Steve?

You can do it Ian! You can do it Ian! Help the Rockies out! That is what I me-an.

by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's funny

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK

by jrockies on May 12, 2011 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oy

I enacted the deadbolt and security chain after that.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on May 12, 2011 11:31 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why is the ATF concerned about the Rockies?

Oh wait….you mean Fisher.

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

"What fans sometimes forget is a coach can't make a player do anything. All he can do is make suggestions."

Bears repeating.

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by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 10:08 AM MDT reply actions  

I'm not sure

but it seems like blame is more often assigned to the hitting coach when the hitting problems are a team-wide problem. If it’s just one player, people assume he’s in a slump. But when there are multiple players struggling, fans look for a cause and find the hitting coach.

by RoxnSox09 on May 12, 2011 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Were people saying this before Baylor was let go?

It seems like if this were true, no coach would lose his/her job….ever.

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by Jeffrey Morton on May 12, 2011 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

Scapegoats are necessary in most walks of life.

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm saying it should be more of a factor

It is seldom just one persons fault…more a combination of factors .

by butterfly on May 12, 2011 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also, it leads one to wonder why bother

to hire a hitting coach at all.

I think fans have been equally split if its the “fault” of the players or the coach.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

you hire a hitting coach to have another scapegoat.

It adds one more layer to who you can blame things on to the public, and it’s an easily replaceable layer at that.

by Rox Girl on May 12, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think there are a couple of reasons, a decoy being one of them.

A second being that he might click with a player when the manager or bench coach can’t, but I don’t believe that they’ll give really unique instructions compared to other coaches on staff. I also think, that much like teachers, basing the coach’s effectiveness purely on statistics that might have as much to do with luck of the draw as they do skill is very problematic.

by Rox Girl on May 12, 2011 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

I see I have been very naive in my thinking...

that a hitting coach has something to offer that others don’t. All the talk about Carney being brought in to help Stewart, Iannetta etc. was a smoke screen for the fans. …interesting. Is the hitting coach looked at the same way?

by butterfly on May 12, 2011 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I am not saying I think it's true, but I do suspect there's only so much the hitting coach can do

If the alternative is to let the slumping player flounder on his own, that’s obviously not an option!

So perhaps a hitting coach, for experienced players anyway, is more like a mentor, shrink and workout buddy rather than a teacher?

by biondino on May 12, 2011 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

I blame the hitting coach that is currently on the 25 man roster.

The thong is not working.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

Awww, you missed my comment below

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

The thong needs to go!

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by DAWNMARIE01 on May 12, 2011 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff is too blame

He’s now espousing the power of a thong. Methinks he’s stolen the thong mojo.

Again blaming the Giants is reasonable.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

*to blame

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wrong

The thong needs to be deployed

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by Rawktober on May 12, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. And yes, here at the Row, too.

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by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

My take on pitching coach

is that its probably fair to throw generalized blame at him in a teamwide slump and/or to suggest that he has failed to correct probelms with certain guys…but the fact is, we have no idea what he’s doing with each guy and why it is or is not working, especially this early. Giving him credit for CDI and blaming him for CarGo may be appropriate — or it may be backwards. Who knows. We just don’t have the info.

At the end of the day, the guys struggling are, for the most part, veteran big leaguers with histories of success that should not be absolved for their failings by pinning it on a guy who has been here for less than a year unless we have more to go on.

But really, everyone, from coaches to players to training staff, needs to improve right now.

by Teekalong on May 12, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think I might have a better scapegoat

Jason Giambi.

I understand he’s sort of helping guys with hitting. He’s been here what 2 years now? Let’s blame him.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Best Scapegoat of All -

Dinger.

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by DAWNMARIE01 on May 12, 2011 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

More of a scapedino

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Jason Giambi - Scapabino

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Poor Barmey.

I always liked the guy, even if he is the Pop-up King.

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by DAWNMARIE01 on May 12, 2011 11:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

this

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

I pop up to you

You pop up to me
We’re not happy when it’s strike 3

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

pretty sure Tulo is the Pop-up King

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has recently8

taken the Purple Pop-up King title and it doesn’t appear to be going anywhere anytime soon.

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

“what you have to do is not swing at those inside pitches. you’ll just pull it into the shift.”

“but they don’t shift for me.”

“THEY WILL! then, when you get a pitch on the outside, you try to pull that.”

“but if they’re shifted won’t I—”

“YOU SHUT UP, I WAS MVP ONCE!”

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by frightened inmate #2 on May 12, 2011 10:26 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or, if the rumors are to be believed

Blame this all on Tulo for wanting Giambi on the team, and Iannetta and Stewy for being familiar with Lansford from AAA.

Or best yet, blame the Giants for ever letting Lansford go.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think this should work for everyone

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was going to try the "ignore them and hope they'll go away" approach.

Though I tried that around last Halloween and it didn’t work.

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by glaucophane on May 12, 2011 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

You are right, I did miss it.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

the relationship in baseball between

coach/Manager and Player has always been quite unique compared to other sports.

for one: what other sport’s coaches wears the uniform?!?!?

But baseball is truly a game of less than inches, and evaluating/ suggesting changes are so different than in other sports.

One huge difference is the incredible amount of failure and instinct that is part of baseball, therefor instruction at many levels of baseball needs to be made in a positive way.
The other day when Stewey had an throwing error when they got in the dugout several coaches approached him and patted him on the back and you could tell were trying to pump him up, when the gut reaction would be to yank him, chew his ass and berate him ala a football coach.

To summarize, I think all coaches should be accountable for their job title. And sometimes teams get their coaches canned and that is “part of the game”. Baseball by its nature just has a different culture of coach/player relationship, which unless you’ve played thousands of games, is hard to understand (much like many of the finer points of baseball, oldfoagies take on Catcher/Umpire relationship with regard to “framing” comes to mind). Heck, most of the players call Tracy," Jim" , not coach, not skipper, not Mr. Tracy. And that’s quite different from most sports, but that may be slightly generational.

True they cant make the plays for the players, but if your a hitting coach and your team ain’t hitting. Your butt can and should be under a microscope.

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by El Paso Jeff on May 12, 2011 10:32 AM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Seems to me

that a lot of pitch/hit coaching has regressed to:

“When you were successul, you did it this way. Now, start doing that again.”

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by Rawktober on May 12, 2011 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You would think the Giants would have a clause in

Timmy’s contract that would discourage this kind of activity.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/What-could-go-wrong-Tim-Lincecum-climbs-aboard-?urn=mlb-wp6146

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:43 AM MDT reply actions  

When the burning hot air balloon crashes into AT&T this year...

….Timmeh will be at the controls.

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by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 10:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dude can get that balloon high

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

And he will crash it down in the reef(er)

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Raising the inevitable question

Which is higher — the plane or Timmy?

TuLO + UbalDO + CarGO = LODO GO

by Maris6161 on May 12, 2011 11:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Just a minor quibble

If Timmy is partaking of the mary jane wouldn’t he be stoned as opposed to high?

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

I believe the terms are interchangeable

Or rather, being stoned is in the the group high.

I’d draw you a venn diagram, but who cares about Timmeh.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

lol

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

You'd hit it

if you could

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by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2011 3:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not suggesting anything of the sort.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

That he went up in a plane?

Please. The landing was the most dangerous part of the flight.

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by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2011 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

A passenger aircraft is one thing.

A stunt plane is a whole other kettle of fish. I’m curious if this was during the season.

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, look at the video of the plane doing wild acrobatics WHILE TIM IS UNQUESTIONABLY IN IT!

Would you like that bridge overnighted or sent regular USPS?

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by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2011 3:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Via Harding on Twitter
Good news on Rockies RHP Esmil Rogers. Mild strain of the right last muscle. No rotator cuff issue as feared.

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 10:49 AM MDT reply actions  

Yeah!

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the Petrick article

I actually did like him, and his story since is even more compelling.

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 11:06 AM MDT reply actions  

I liked him a lot too

I think of him often when is see that other righthanded babyfaced catcher with the same initials.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on May 12, 2011 12:44 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

gah it's still raining

getting all of our spring rain in 3 days is not useful.

Lineup (from ITR):

RF Seth Smith
2B Jonathan Herrera
LF Carlos Gonzalez
SS Troy Tulowitzki
1B Todd Helton
CF Ryan Spilborghs
3B Jose Lopez
C Jose Morales
SP Ubaldo Jimenez

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by WalkInRight on May 12, 2011 11:26 AM MDT reply actions  

Smith leading off?

This could get interesting really quick. I don’t think I’d mind seeing Gonzalez lead off when Fowler has a day off because it should put him in a different mind set to look at pitches and see how they are coming in rather than just get up there and swing. I said this a couple days ago but Helton and Carlos switching for the time being wouldn’t be terrible, just to see if it could make a difference.

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well

Fowler did take a foul ball off his calf the other day.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is true

but I might have though about leading off with Herrera and having Smith bat #2 instead of Smith 1, but I’m also not in charge of anything.

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

My thoughts as well.

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by DAWNMARIE01 on May 12, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

LRLRLRLR......

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by Rawktober on May 12, 2011 12:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

After doing a little bit of research on the topic

I have discovered that in the small sample size of this season Todd Helton has hit out of the three spot in the lineup four times. The last two times he did the Rockies won. I can’t find the other two right now but I’m looking.

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually my reasearch was incorrect

With Helton batting 3 the Rockies have won 2 and lost 2 (the last 2 he batted 3).

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

The 6-7-8 hitters

have averages of .157, .148 and .231 respectively, followed by Ubaldo at .000.

Not a recipe for success.

Watch them go 6 for 12.

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by Maris6161 on May 12, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I don't understand Tracy's

stubborn refusal to play CarGo in CF. I doubt 1 game every month or so is going to ruin his defensive rhythm, but instead we will weaken our overall defense.

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by smokinRox on May 12, 2011 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

OT: Coaching my Son's little league team this year.

Wish me luck.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:49 AM MDT reply actions  

awesome!

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

So you'll be the scapegoat

for EVERYTHING that happens on that team. Good luck!!

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

No, see above

Delegate responsibility.

If that fails, blam the umps.

TuLO + UbalDO + CarGO = LODO GO

by Maris6161 on May 12, 2011 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

"blame" the umps, I mean

Though there are some I would like to blam.
Angel, for ex.

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by Maris6161 on May 12, 2011 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ah...good points

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

They are 5-6 year olds.

Just teaching fundamentals, a love for the game, and trying to have some fun.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of the parents

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

yup.

parents ruin everything. Especially children.

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by hotdoglady on May 12, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

But the children are ours to ruin.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 12:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Little League parents can be difficult

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is Iowa

Parents have been pretty laid back so far. I’ve just got to make sure I’m being fair, and not to let 11 kindergartners drive me crazy.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

That might be the tough part

not to let 11 kindergartners drive me crazy

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure, they'll be reasonable

until Little Johnny’s parents think he’s the next Pujols and demands you play him.

I really do wish you all the luck in the world. I’m sure you’ll be able to wrangle the kindergartners

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually

The league is set up so each team has 11 players, and everyone is on the field when playing defense (4 outfielders, extra infielder). Each inning everyone gets to bat. We don’t keep track of runs.

The point of the league is to get kids used to playing the different positions, and understanding what it is to be/get an out.

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by Thnikkaman on May 12, 2011 12:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds great for training purposes; but not for keeping them involved for long. Good luck with it.

 I found haveing the teeball size guys standing on a table to be at my level helped them understand instruction better.

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by Oldfoagie on May 12, 2011 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

So do you play baseball in the corn?

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by DAWNMARIE01 on May 12, 2011 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Build it and the parents will

be mad…:P

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by SDcat09 on May 12, 2011 12:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

True Story

I played Little League on a field fenced out of a cow pasture. It was pretty sweet.

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by Yokel on May 12, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

On my kid's team, the biggest challenge was

to keep the 1st baseman and the runner from pretending to shoot dandelions together.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on May 12, 2011 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Taught little league baseball as a summer job for four years

Best job ever! Have a blast with it.

Found this to be true every time……..fun equals confidence equals results

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by dsmba on May 12, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Teach them to bunt.

In Little League, it’s indefensible.

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by Muzia on May 12, 2011 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

And it's useful

to know later (I’m looking at most of the starting pitchers in the AL)

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by jrockies on May 12, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope to do that in A few years.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on May 12, 2011 12:14 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m assisting an 11-12 year old team this summer myself. Squirrelly bunch of runts, they are, but it’s been fun.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on May 12, 2011 12:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Renck just tweeted game is delayed

start time unannounced, but he thinks 2:45 or 3pm

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 12:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Ugh.

FREE CHRIS NELSON
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by CentralCaliRox on May 12, 2011 1:02 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not raining now, but expected to

Tarp expected to come off at 2pm or so.

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 12, 2011 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Speaking of thankless jobs...

Today is a day I’m very glad I’m not on the Coors Field grounds crew

"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
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by RoarFrom112 on May 12, 2011 1:04 PM MDT reply actions  

I know someone

who graduated from Mines (EE) who is on that grounds crew.

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK

by jrockies on May 12, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

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