Five Colorado Rockies trades that need to happen right now, or 32 years ago.

Dinger to the Los Angeles Dodgers for Nancy Bea Hefley. Teams under MLB control tend to get screwed, now's the time to act.
Alan Johnson and a PTBNL to the Phillies for Roy Halladay. Self explanatory.
Jhoulys Chacin and Seth Smith to the Marlins for Greg Dobbs - According to some, we should be about this desperate for third basemen.
Jose Lopez to the Mariners for Chaz Roe - Seattle needs a utility player, and the Rockies could use rotation depth.
Pat Hickey and Wilf Paiement for Lanny McDonald and Joel Quenneville.

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Haven't heard the name Wilf Paiement in ages...

And I still HATE hockey!

Any chance we get CBM back as the PTBNL for Frankie? Assuming they don’t ship us Youk, that is…

There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.

by Since1993 on May 25, 2011 11:01 PM MDT reply actions

Trade for Cliff Lee.

Chicks dig the purple jersey.
"We believe in this team. Our best is still to come." ~ Huston Street
Does this signature make me look fat?

by prettyinpurple on May 26, 2011 11:58 AM MDT reply actions

mofo can hit

you still have to play the game, no matter how shiny liriano's FIP is*

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

*liriano's FIP currently sits at 5.21**
** suck it dave cameron

fire jim tracy: if you can closer-by-committee, you can manager-by-committee

by papality on May 28, 2011 2:45 PM MDT up reply actions

Made me laugh

Nicely done RG

"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK

by jrockies on May 26, 2011 12:03 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs

Can we go back in time 5 seasons

and find a way to acquire Brandon Phillips? It’d make me the happiest guy in the world

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on May 28, 2011 9:22 PM MDT reply actions

nice! however,

i would like to trade dinger for a bear. how hard is that? y’know, rocky mountains… bear?

if we can’t get a bear, i’d like to just release dinger altogether and let him “test the market”.

I'm not sugarcoating this.

by oxmouth on May 30, 2011 1:17 AM MDT reply actions

I better trade would be Dinger for...

a hawk or an eagle. Can’t we just DFA Dinger and call up Sox the Fox?

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 30, 2011 5:13 PM MDT up reply actions