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2011 Rockies Game #31: Clayton Mortensen vs. Madison Bumgarner

Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants, May 7, 2011 7:05 PM MDT



Clayton Mortensen gets the nod tonight after Esmil Rogers was put on the DL, Mortensen will be the eighth starter used by the Rockies already in 2011. It would be nice if the away team won tonight anyway,

GO ROCKIES!!!

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A win will be had!

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, they will!

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

/sees the learning curve flattening out

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say it's playoffs or bust"- J. Hammel
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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 6:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah...

Rabid bats are concerning.

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

at least if our bats were mad

that would be something.

Showing extreme symptoms of Rocky Mountain Baseball Fever since 1993.

by WalkInRight on May 7, 2011 6:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does this Cat look mad?

Ehh, I got nothing.

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm clearly not right in the head

How else could I be on the board after being in AT&T last night? Ugh.

The team needs to score more than 3/4 runs a game with a bit of consistency if we ever want to win another home/away series again. The Rockies have been riding the pen hard all year with slim leads and its finally come back to bite them/us.

by CarRo2010 on May 7, 2011 6:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Why is Lopez starting? Lefty matchup?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 6:35 PM MDT reply actions  

.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 6:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

As Miracle Max famously said...

“Have fun stormin’ da castle. "

"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation."

by RdRnnr on May 7, 2011 6:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Smilin' cuties!

Which one is you?

Ducks flying

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Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

But you're not sure...

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

One never really is, is one...

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 7, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does it come with its own outfield corpse tape lines?

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 7, 2011 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

please win.

for chrissakes, win.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Aloha Row

Not the prettiest week of the season. Let’s turn it around tonight!

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 7:06 PM MDT reply actions  

ugh

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:08 PM MDT reply actions  

In for now

Having a party at my place tonight so probably won’t be around until the end.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions  

The way things have been going lately

it’s best probably not to watch the end anyway

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cos' he needs the exercise?

Imma go deliver a couple of CDs I promised a friend I’d burn before i found out how screwed up my computer was.
Try not to induce too much

Nomadic baseball fan, with no agenda other than observation/conversation/mass confusion/mass consumption. And annoying 09.

Prosecutor: "Jesus Christ, did ANYBODY tell the truth to the grand jury?"
Barry Bonds: "I did."
Prosecutor: "GAH!"

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2011 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

ugh COME ON.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:15 PM MDT reply actions  

TAG THE RUNNER YOU DOPE

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Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:16 PM MDT reply actions  

Amezaga made a good effort

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

It'd be really nice to salvage a .500 road trip after the tough luck the last few nights

Step one, tonight

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Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:16 PM MDT reply actions  

groundout

runner scores

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

ugh

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn.

Eh, hopefully we’ll get that one back.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions  

flyout to Dex.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Aight let's get it back

And 10 more

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:19 PM MDT reply actions  

our lineup has a Jose Lopez and Alfredo AAAmezaga

so its going to be a challenge.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not to mention Spilly...

He also needs to get the bat going.

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pretty much anyone not named Todd also need to get a bat going!

"It ain't over 'til it's over." Yogi Berra
"Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning."
Dave Bristol
"First and foremost, we want to win the Western division" Jim Tracy

by Roxman on May 7, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why were those kids chanting "Let's go Tulo...clap clap clap clap clap"?

He has his own clap chant. He’s the only guy on the team that has his own clap chant. He’s like the only guy in baseball that has his own clap chant. And they used a generic clap chant?

by controlled_slide on May 7, 2011 7:22 PM MDT reply actions  

I dont like always changing the lineup out versus lefties

I think it breeds guys that only can hit against one type of pitcher

by mattss on May 7, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Has it ever helped the Rockies?

I honesty can’t remember having it help us

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Spilly has been starting against lefties.

He’s batting .163. I don’t really think that’s better than Smith could do.

by Skullduggerman on May 7, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not a platoon though!

Ya… whatever. This is our B-Squad lineup any way you slice it.

by Skullduggerman on May 7, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing that his minor league splits weren't that bad

but I can’t confirm that. Anyway, it is unfortunate that he doesn’t ever get to hit lefties. In his ML career he’s got almost 900 PAs against righties and less than 120 against lefties. That’s not even a chance to learn, or improve.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seth Smith vs LHP

2008 AAA line:
.273/.392/.348

2007 AAA line:
.262/.373/.385

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by Muzia on May 7, 2011 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's really odd is that seemed to be a big focus in spring training.

He also did pretty well against lefties in spring if I remember correctly.

IMO Seth hitting against lefties is more important than getting ABs for a struggling Spilly.

by Skullduggerman on May 7, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

get off my team Lopez

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:25 PM MDT reply actions  

True story

his OPS+ is currently 1.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh God.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on May 7, 2011 7:27 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

seriously, get him the hell out of here.

Is anyone seriously trying to get me believe than Chris Nelson would be WORSE than what Lopez is?

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

No just that there's no reason to think he WOULD be.

Which I can kinda see.. And Lopez is getting really ‘unlucky’..

But honestly, Lopez’s swing is pretty terrible. I wonder how much longer he’ll be on the team.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on May 7, 2011 7:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm going to call it right now

that the Rockies will not score a single run this game.

by Mr. Rockie on May 7, 2011 7:26 PM MDT reply actions  

You are correct

The Rockies did not score a single run.

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

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by Junction Rox on May 7, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, ugh.

Can’t get shut out by Bumgarner.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on May 7, 2011 7:27 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Lopez is something like 5 for his last 60.

Seriously.

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Damn

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:27 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

DFA

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:29 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fine... Trade ???

Or plain just Hawpe’d

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

you jus' bin HAWP'D

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

groundout.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:28 PM MDT reply actions  

What's up Guys where is everyone at ?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:28 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Mmmmmmm that sound good I'll be back

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Grab Some Pine

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:29 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

groundout.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:30 PM MDT reply actions  

1-2-3

The Giants are trying to copy our offense

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Anything at all would be a bigger inning

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 7, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the bottom of the Oder has produced more in recent games...

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:34 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

heh "oder"

so that’s what been smelling like a pile of S.

our lineup

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Funny...

So that’s what smelled… Heeeeeeeeeew

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:37 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

walk!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Walk it out

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:34 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

OBP Machine

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:35 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Stuck in reverse gear tonight

He’s taking others off base.

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dammit DooM

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:39 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

goddamnit.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:35 PM MDT reply actions  

well poo

that’s not what we wanted

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GIDP

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

More like DP Machine

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Those of you who love following the minors

Tulsa is again a fascinating game.

Tim Wheeler just hit his ninth homer of the season. 1-2, 2 BB, 3 RBI

Juan Nicasio 4.0 IP, 2 H, 4 K

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on May 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

So in other words

Nicasio and Wheeler are just doing what they’ve been doing.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on May 7, 2011 7:37 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nicasio has thrown 59 pitches, 45 for strikes

The kid is on a whole other level right now.

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by Muzia on May 7, 2011 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's only the fourth inning

and Wheeler’s already made four plate appearances?

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

10-0 Tulsa

They are crushing the Naturals

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by Muzia on May 7, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Modesto Nuts...

Hehehe
Is that to Childish ?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:44 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think it's hilarious

that we have affiliates named the Nuts and the Drillers, to be honest.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is "Storm Chasers" new?

Last time I saw them they were just the Omaha Royals, and that was only a couple years ago.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

If we lose 1-0 on a walk/single/two groundouts, that's gonna be....

….about approrpriate

"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo

by Mondogarage on May 7, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

It can be good, it can be bad...

Where is the answer ???

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:38 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

What we need tonight is an Answer...

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:42 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I miss the pril too!!!

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:41 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

groundout.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:40 PM MDT reply actions  

So when we play the Padres, will the score be 0-0 for like 22 innings ?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:40 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Its a secret pact

Tracy: "Paulino this game can’t go into extra innings. You “know” what I am sayin?
Paulino: sure thing Mr. Tracy. What ever you need.

by nightninja13 on May 7, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

LoL'd

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:47 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

We don't mention that name around here anymore...

Next time your doing laps…

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:43 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

No Problem... lol

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:50 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

swing and a miss!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:42 PM MDT reply actions  

K

Nice pitch.

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:42 PM MDT reply actions  

flyout.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Good inning again...

Please Rox, we need some hits.

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:43 PM MDT reply actions  

hey, Mortenson is pitching pretty f'ing good

score several runs, damnit.

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Baby steps

How about we start with getting a hit?

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

That would be nice, right ?

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:45 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

There's yer hit!

"It ain't over 'til it's over." Yogi Berra
"Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning."
Dave Bristol
"First and foremost, we want to win the Western division" Jim Tracy

by Roxman on May 7, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Start of the lineup.

Now is the time to get this going.

by Skullduggerman on May 7, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions  

single!

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:45 PM MDT reply actions  

No hitter is...

GONE !!!

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. ~Jim Bouton, Ball Four, 1970
Todd Helton Is A Ninja... NO Doubt

by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:46 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Dex is heating up

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Dex, the no hitter killer...

"It ain't over 'til it's over." Yogi Berra
"Boys, baseball is a game where you gotta have fun. You do that by winning."
Dave Bristol
"First and foremost, we want to win the Western division" Jim Tracy

by Roxman on May 7, 2011 7:47 PM MDT reply actions  

wtf

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 7:48 PM MDT reply actions  

what in the ever-loving hell was THAT?

We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.

by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:48 PM MDT reply actions  

What was that ???

Dex can’t read pitcher very well…

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:48 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

THAT WAS BALL FOUR YOU IDIOT.

Amezaga in not an MLB caliber player

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Is it his fault?

Wait where is wolf ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:54 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Where is his bus back to AAA ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:50 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

ugh

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:50 PM MDT reply actions  

/snort

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

In order to leave runners on base, we need to get runners on base.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because there aren't any LOBsters on the plate to begin with...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:53 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Okay. I'm here.

I expect the Rockies to show up now too

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Hello Cat...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:53 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

To what?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

ha, I said I expect them too

Expectations suck sometimes

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

liner to Helton

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions  

groundout.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:55 PM MDT reply actions  

So why was the runner not out of the base path on that

missed tag? He was in the freaking grass!

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:55 PM MDT reply actions  

According to Fraz the runner stayed in and DIDN'T go into the grass

But hey, it’s Fraz

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:56 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

The grass stains on the runner's uniform would disagree

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Apparently he slid into the grass but got back up in time or some BS like that...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 7:59 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree with Fraz

The guy slid under the tag, but didn’t go far out of the baseline. The baseline rule is a myth but I can’t remember the exact wording on the rule.

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait are you joking?

Because players are called out for running out of the basepath all the time

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFF

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 7:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, Todd doesn't usually miss that play

whoops

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Mortensen looking decent

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 7:58 PM MDT reply actions  

He's giving us a chance

That’s all we can hope for

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mortensen>Rogers

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:00 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Errrrr wait...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:01 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think you are right

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Definitely a reasonable claim

Mortensen in AAA: 91 GS, 4.45 ERA, 2.08 K/BB, 1.1 HR/9
Rogers in AAA: 22 GS, 6.58 ERA, 1.83 K/BB, 1.1 HR/9

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't trust the ERA though

Mortensen’s ERA is almost exclusively in Memphis and Sacramento.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

True enough

and Rogers actually has more starts in the Majors than at AAA. Mortensen has hardly been a world beater in the minors (far from it), but looking at Rogers’ numbers reminds me how much stock teams put in scouting, because his stats don’t recommend him as a Major League pitcher.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

FREE CHRIS NELSON!

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rogers had better K rates as well

Those are really more important in judging major league potential… plus CS tends to inflate walk rates a bit (since, you know, you definitely don’t want to leave one out over the plate.)

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also, I'd add

Both struggled in their initial half-season callup to AAA, which weighs more heavily on Rogers’ overall line since he spent less time in AAA.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow...where did that miss?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Just a bit high and a bit inside...

Just out of the zone but hit CDI’s target perfectly.

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groundout.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:02 PM MDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAA

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

So Carlos Gonzalez is quite fit

hubba

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:05 PM MDT reply actions  

E6

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:05 PM MDT reply actions  

That just ate up Fontenot

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:05 PM MDT reply actions  

It hit the lip of the grass ???

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:05 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Chunks of the bat went further than the ball...

We will gladly take the error

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

So Ethier's streak is in danger tonight

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Some guy

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

His name is Clint Barmowitzky

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:07 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I like your very specific request

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

ugh Todd.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:07 PM MDT reply actions  

He didn't make any out!!! wooo hooo

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

...or no outs will do

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by Roxman on May 7, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

JOSE CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMGHEGOTAHITOMGOMG

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:08 PM MDT reply actions  

JOSE!!!!!

I thought we would never see another hit from him

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Where did this Lopez guy come from...

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Attn: SDCat09

Brad Hawpe is showing signs of life this past week.

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by Muzia on May 7, 2011 8:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Yes , I've been watching :)

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was perusing GLB and they were freaking out about Hawpe

in the 2nd week of April. I told them Hawpe is streaking and give him about a month before you decide to run him out of town.

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHY IS SETH SMITH NOT STARTING.

Goddamnit.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Haven't you heard?

Lefties can’t hit off lefties.

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I heard Spilly can’t hit, either.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's JT MATCHUPZ

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.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

SPILLEH DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Spilly that is not what we were looking for...bah

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Funny story...

I was spelling spilly on my phone and the autocorrect wanted to say
“spooky”

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:12 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks there spilly

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:11 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Our first taste of LOBster today.

Tastes a little sour…

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:13 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

A lot like hemlock

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

What happened Morty ?

You just needed to get a GB…

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:20 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jose giveth and Jose taketh away

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:14 PM MDT reply actions  

not sure if you are complimenting me

lol

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

bah

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

I had Rollins, Utley, Zimm, and I vaguely guessed at Pujols

Didn’t know Vlad or Bunty K did

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

What was the question?

I’m relegated to the radio, since the Gints are blacked out in Hawaii for unfathomable reasons.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is unbelievable

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, SOMEONE has to be blacked out in Hawaii.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

ZING

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

It actually used to be more than someone

Up until this season the Mariners, Angels, Dodgers, Giants, Athletics, and Padres were ALL blacked out here. But this offseason all of those teams but the Giants and A’s interceded with their cable companies to stop the blackouts in Hawaii. Now only SF and Oakland are blacked out, which doubly is ironic considering I can actually watch the Dodgers and Angels on TV.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

WAT?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ethier has the hit streak

who are the 6 active with 30+ game streaks

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's right Miguel

You don’t run on CarGo

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear Mr. Tejada

Do not try to run o. This ARM.
Don’t you gave a TV ?

Signed,
Carlos Gonzalez

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:18 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Personally

I would have preferred that he had. That would have been two outs.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was a nice pitch.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Indeed

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Darn

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:20 PM MDT reply actions  

That hurts

0-2 now

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Iawtc

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:26 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Now the Error on Jo Lo shows it's ugly head...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:22 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Laps...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait whaaaaaat...

Who is that guy warming up???
Does Jim really want to put this game out of reach ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:23 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Tracy: “Well, the offense isn’t gonna score any runs tonight, might as well lose 10-0 instead of 2-0.”

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can't get better on the bench.

And the guys who are on don’t need the work.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah this way everyone is happy*

I mean practice is for the people who don’t need it. The games are for the ones who do!

by nightninja13 on May 7, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

There are lots of places to see in SF.

Can’t be wasting your time at the ballpark.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Laps

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:31 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

sure

go ahead and start running.

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Man. This ump is just not giving Mortenson that inside pitch

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:23 PM MDT reply actions  

The ump is giving him nothing

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well it's Wonderboy.

Of course it’s a small zone.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait there is Umps in this game ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can they haz lasik?

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice pitch!!!!

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:24 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:25 PM MDT reply actions  

After that beautiful changeup..harumph

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

No joke.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eh...

There are probably worse outcomes than walking Posey there.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Iunno. Huff kills us

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Still

Walking Posey is better than giving up a two-run single.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Posey has been off a little bit lately. I am truly more afraid of Huff

against us than I am Posey at this point in time.

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dodgers suck

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Got that one back.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT reply actions  

THAT WAS NOT A FOUL BALL.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Foul ball???

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Bad call

Some magicians can walk on water. Joe Sakic can swim through land.
Todd Helton was once bitten by a rattle snake... After 3 days of pain and suffering... The snake died.

by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Indeed.

I agree with your disagreement.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

iawtc

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whew.

That looked like last nights.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

backwards K!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Makeup call

The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.

by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, looked pretty to me.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOM

ROASTED!

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

YAY MORTENSON

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Great work Mortensen

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Great pitch!!!!!

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey, 2-0 ain't that bad

consider how that inning could have gone

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah we could had that guy whose name we cannot mention come in and pitch...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah we could had that guy whose name we cannot mention come in and pitch...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey Gints

How does your LOBster taste ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:29 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Who's warmed up in the pen?

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Laps...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:38 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

No.

He’s pitching fairly well, and we don’t want to keep working a struggling bullpen. Keep the pitcher in for one more.

by Mr. Rockie on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Quality start for Mortensen.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it 6?

I thought it was 5. I stand corrected.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Withdrawn.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear Jim Tracy

I’m kindly asking you to please leave Mortensen in the game for one more inning. Unless you are planning to PH Seth Smith.

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:29 PM MDT reply actions  

That works too

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

word

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bad decision

We need offense. Mortensen is pitching well, but we don’t win this game if we don’t score runs.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did you not see the part about PH Seth Smith?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I could care less if we lose today...

I’m just glad to see Mortensen pitching well. It bodes well for the future of this team for this season, especially with Ubaldo coming around.

Oh, and – can we start blaming Carney Lansford yet?

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

I thought we were blaming Tracy..

This changes everything…

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:35 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

We're Blaming Dan O'Dowd

For picking up relievers off the scrap heap and not re-signing Joe Beimel.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Personally I think M. Reynolds is better that Beimel...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:37 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I agree.

But is Paulino?

(I’m mostly goofing on the scapegoat tendency)

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair

The Rockies bullpen has been worth 1.1 WAR so far this season, good for 9th in the Majors. Not great, perhaps, but hardly bad.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

2nd in xFIP, too.

WAR for bullpens is going to be heavily influenced by IP, which is directly influenced by the rotation.

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

good point

and the xFIP rank only furthers the argument

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

that would be you who are blaming O'Dowd

Beimel’s not miserable this year, but he isn’t great, either.

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

(I'm being ironical)

Where’s the sarc-font?

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

the line between "finding something to bitch about"

and “sarcasm” is very broad and blurred these days.

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

/standing down.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

just an observation

sorry if it seemed directed right at you.

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah, you're right.

Doesn’t work without the invention of a sarcasm font.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

attaboy Chris.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Iannetta has walkin' mojo against the Giants

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Especially against the Giants

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

New walk-up song: Stayin' Alive.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Perfect

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can keep him in now with the baserunner.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Did that bunt pop over the fence?

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:33 PM MDT reply actions  

This at bat is painful to watch

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:34 PM MDT reply actions  

TAKE.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Mortensen fail

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:35 PM MDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:35 PM MDT reply actions  

That whole inning was a fail...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:36 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

this

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also, aside from the foul-out

Mortensen’s was solid for him.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

word

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well

I suppose it was either a Dex GIDP or Amezaga failure.

by Tom (RFTN) on May 7, 2011 8:36 PM MDT reply actions  

So Say We All

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Offense is required for that too happen.

And this offense has been Carney’d, Gaints style circa 2009.

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thats too sad...

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:40 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

That would be nice

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can he slay the BABIP dragon please ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:40 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

He needs the shards of Tulo's bat from last year.

Blessed with water from the fountains in center at Coors, and dipped in the blood of a purple dinosaur.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Done and Done

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lol'd

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:44 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I meant fugitively not litterally

I just think we need a new dragon slayer to step up and hit some!

by nightninja13 on May 7, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

literally

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hangs head in shame

I am going to cry off in a corner now “Literally”.

by nightninja13 on May 7, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fire Carney?

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by Lost Winter on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT reply actions  

Is there any chance at all

and this is just a thought….

that maybe the pitching is just beating our hitting. I mean it’s been Cain, and MadBum

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not suggesting that he is a world beater

but he isn’t terrible

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Bumgarner's a solid pitcher

and very, very young, too. No reason to think he won’t be a world beater in a couple years.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

No response...

I thought it was funny. Unappreciated. haha

by Mr. Rockie on May 7, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seemed like a non-sequitor to me

Punkton isn’t a pitcher

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

2011 Rockies Game #31: Clayton Mortensen vs. Madison Bumgarner

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by Muzia on May 7, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

I’ve never seen meaningful evidence suggesting that a hitting coach has a substantial impact on a team’s offensive performance.

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would imagine that...

A hitting coach is doing his job when the potential of the offense is being realized. So you never notice when a hitting coach is doing anything spectacularly well.

But when a team is hitting well below it’s potential, for a month straight – it certainly should bring up concerns.

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the AZ announcers jinxed us

I remember when they mentioned how the Rockies had turned some 30-odd double plays in the season and only hit into 15. I swear we have not turned another one since then and hit into like 10.

by CarRo2010 on May 7, 2011 8:39 PM MDT reply actions  

I remember somebody saying that offense occasionally falters...

But for what – 12 games in a row?

Yeah, well – the Rockies are hitting the same way Carney had the Giants hitting for two years.

star The more you know.

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 8:40 PM MDT reply actions  

flyout.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

bah

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Was Dex's throwing hand the one that was hit yesterday?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Blind supporters are as bad as blind haters

One or two games is flukey. The offense has been consistently awful since that cold cold Cubs series over two weeks ago. To be honest, even during the April winning streak they were nothing to write home about other than Tulo during that Citi field series.

Our pitching is only giving up 3-4 runs a game. That’s still pretty damned good. It’s our offense that constantly leaves men on base… after struggling to get anyone on base in the first place.

I don’t know if you blame a hitting coach or the hitters or what, but the team has been nearly unwatchable at bat as of late. You can’t keep blaming bad luck and good opposing pitching every single game. Something needs to change.

by CarRo2010 on May 7, 2011 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Doesn't that sound a lot like the 2009 Gints...

With batting coach Carney Langsford…
Coincidence???

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:48 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yer sorry for that extra g

Lansford

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Exactly.

You can’t fire the line-up.

But you can fire the hitting coach.

Might as well, it certainly sends a message and allows things to get mixed up. It can’t make anything worse.

If you think about it – our offense early on was okay simply because Tulo was super hot. Take out Tulo for the first 10 games, and offense is bad as it was then as it is now.

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

let's trade away or cut all of the slumping hitters

Jose Lopez
Jason Giambi
Jose Morales
Alfredo Amezaga
Troy Tulowitzki
Ian Stewart
Ryan Spilborghs
Seth Smith

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

Lopez
Giambi
Morales
Amexaga
Tulowitzki
Stewart
Smith

for ummm….

Omar Infante, because he’s a professional hitter.

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 7, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whom do we hire to replace him?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Giambi.

Two birds…

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

brilliant

how are you not employed by major league baseball

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Close.

Three on that list could stand for that treatment, yes.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Troy Tulowitzki, Ian Stewart and Seth Smith right?

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

At least one of them's Amezaga.

I think he’s out of options and isn’t going to take Wigginton’s spot forever.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't forget that bum Carlos Gonzalez, and Chris Iannetta with his bad batting average

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

-3B Production has been absolutely putrid
-Tulo has been in a horrible slump
-CarGo has been in a slump
-Giambi has done nothing since the homer against the Pirates
-FYOR DON BAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLZ
-NATIONAL LEEG DH PLZ

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

groundout.

PLEASE SCORE AT LEAST 3 RUNS.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Great job Clayton

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Agreed.

The only man keeping the Rockies in this game.

by CarRo2010 on May 7, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe in Amezaga

Eeeer wait…

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:47 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

You know what?

It’s really going to suck wasting this fine outing by Mortensen.

Maybe the Cards are watching and will take him for Pujols instead of Alan Johnson.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:47 PM MDT reply actions  

they did for Holliday.....

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ladies and gentleman, Clayton Mortenson

/applauds

Well done

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:47 PM MDT reply actions  

single!!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Amezaga single!

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Hi Wolf !!!

I still blame Tracy…
lol

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:51 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Where's Fogg right now?

And is Dinger mortally wounded?

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

single to LF!!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

CarGo single!!!

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear Tulo

Please hit another Bomb

Signed,
Gmo

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:51 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Um, Troy

You can give your team the lead here with one swing. I’d appreciate it if you’d go ahead and do that.

The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.

by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:51 PM MDT reply actions  

I think we're all shocked

Let’s score before we remember the last two weeks.

by CarRo2010 on May 7, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

E1!!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow, bad throw MadBum

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

I'd prefer

“Single-to-left Helton”

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Double would be good too

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Greedy.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't ask. Don't get!

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's good at hitting doubles

One of the best ever, in fact

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

RBI SINGLE!!!

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

See?

Single to left

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

WINNER! WINNER! CHICKEN DINNER!

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's Ninja Time !!!

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:52 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

It's should be nightninja17

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 9:03 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'll take the Toddfather here.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Toddfather

Let’s do this and I promise to be really really good this year.

by CarRo2010 on May 7, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

RBI SINGLE!!

TIED!!

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:54 PM MDT reply actions  

TAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:54 PM MDT reply actions  

That's actually pretty good.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, not that I'm for firing Lansford

but Todd exists in his own universe of hitting strategy

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

AND DON BAYLOR

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Todd Helton came through.

He’s probably the only guy smart enough to ignore Lansford.

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

and Seth Smith's

and Iannetta actually being valuable, while we’re at it.

by Rox Girl on May 7, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey

Iannetta’s always been valuable

/frumps

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by Andrew Martin on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

the wRC+ of 83 in 2010 begs to differ.

He had gone too far astray from the horses that brought him to the bigs in the first place (walks and power) and getting back to that has helped more than anything.

by Rox Girl on May 7, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 7, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm confused about what bad advice Lansford is giving?

I mean, I get that the team isn’t hitting that great, but what should he be doing differently?

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

And are you in the dugout hearing what bad advice Lansford is giving

or are you just pulling crap out of your ass.

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 7, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

HIRE HELTON

As player-hitting coach

The Colorado Rockies aren't a team, they're an armada.

by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

And what if Todd would rather just be a player for this year?

What is your plan B?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Giambi

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

And if Giambi just wants to be the clubhouse mascot?

Plan C?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

FIRE DINGER!

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Set Dinger on Fire?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Got marshmallows?

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's Larry Walker up to these days?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Say what you want about Dante

I always thought he had a good approach at the plate. Out in the field on the other hand…..

It's Jim Tracy's Fault.

by wolf213 on May 7, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wrong Blake Street Bomber

More like Larry Walker

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahem

I think who we really want is Preston Wilson

by EmersonCR on May 7, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Todd!!

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.

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by Junction Rox on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT reply actions  

THE NINJA STRIKES !!!

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

hahahhahahah

I love the ToddSmurk when he was on first.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Bumgarner: Still 0-5....at best

Ouch

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

HELL YES!!!!!!

WOOOOOO

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on May 7, 2011 8:56 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Helton the new dragon slayer?

(can I get a pic of this photoshopped?)

by nightninja13 on May 7, 2011 8:57 PM MDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on May 7, 2011 8:57 PM MDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU LOPEZ

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

FIRE DAUER

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

FIRE EVERYONE

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

FIRE JOSE LOPEZ

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

At this rate

That’s gonna be on Lopez’ grave stone

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by free7694 on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

BABIP'd again. And again, and again, and again

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 9:00 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

to the max

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow,. Why do we keep doing this?

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

the damned contact play.

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on May 7, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Really??? Can we at least hit it toward the middle infielders ?

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by GmoRocks on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Why did Tulo keep running?

He wasn’t that far from third, and could at least have stayed in the rundown to get Lopez to 2nd.

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by Yokel on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

I love Tulo, but sometimes his baserunning

decisions leave me puzzled

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by SDcat09 on May 7, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

How does that make any sense with nobody out?

Seriously, how? It is as much as saying that you don’t believe your next two hitters can even produce a sac fly….

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.

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by Junction Rox on May 7, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

But if Tulo isn't going on contact

we still. have a runner at third with one out.

I haven’t understood what is really to be gained by that play any of the 4 times this week it has cost us a baserunner at third with less than 2 outs. If you really think it’s that unlikely that your lineup can bring a guy in from third with 1 out, you probably wrote out the wrong lineup card.

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

Whatever the manager does is wrong, unless it works. Then he's a button pusher.

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

"I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes" - Bill James (Simpsons version)

"Everyone study two out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten free crackers"

by Junction Rox on May 7, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

SPILLY

At least look competent at the plate. Jeebus

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by Hollidayrain on May 7, 2011 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, that contact play needs to stop

But batting Spilly there was easily as dumb if not worse

by Shaz_Bagl on May 7, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

I think we've reached a point where Smith deserves to start even against lefties.

A) He’s actually doing well against lefties.

B) Spilly is useless, in all kind of ways.

by lucky777 on May 7, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Belizzle

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  8. Tim Wheeler, OF - AAA DL
  9. Josh Rutledge, SS - AA
  10. Charlie Blackmon, OF - AAA DL
  11. Rosell Herrera, SS/3B - A
  12. Trevor Story, SS/3B - A
  13. Edwar Cabrera, LHP - AA
  14. Tyler Anderson, LHP - A
  15. Rafael Ortega, OF - A (Adv)
  16. Peter Tago, RHP, unassigned
  17. Christian Friedrich, LHP - MLB
  18. Joe Gardner, RHP - AA
  19. Corey Dickerson, OF - A (Adv)
  20. Thomas Field, 2B - AAA
  21. Will Swanner, C - A
  22. Kent Matthes, OF - AA
  23. Albert Campos, RHP - released (4/19/12)
  24. Jordan Pacheco, C/UT - MLB
  25. Cristhian Adames, SS - A (Adv)
  26. Ben Paulsen, 1B - AA
  27. Josh Slaats, RHP - A (Adv)
  28. David Kandilas, CF - A
  29. Jayson Aquino, LHP - unassigned
  30. Hector Gomez, SS - DL
HM:
Edgmer Escalona, RHP - MLB
Dillon Thomas, OF - unassigned
Sam Mende, IF - A
Mike Zuanich, 1B - AA
Dan Houston, RHP - AA

updated 10/25/2011.


Managers

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Staff

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Special Assistants to the GM

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