Acceptable Discussion Topics
Does a unicorn's horn grow after birth? Because seriously if it was there the whole time there would be a significant enticement for unicorns to not have baby unicorns.
What is a thing that you see lots of people doing that you think is super pretentious?
Are spelling and grammar important to you?
If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
Obviously the above is an invitation to tell jokes of questionable merit.