In the form of a song... this time with big hair and offensively copious amounts of eyeliner!

With apologies to Bonnie Tyler...

Turnaround, every now and then we get a
little bit frustrated when you underperform
Turnaround, Every now and then we get a
little bit tired of hearing the opposing fans' cheers
Turnaround, Every now and then we get a
little bit nervous that your chance at the postseason's gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then we get a
little discouraged, and just then we see a few signs of life
Turnaround Rockies, Every now and
then you fall apart
Turnaround Rockies, Every now and
then you fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then your great
rotation's getting injured and the bullpen's getting wild
Turnaround, Every now and then your bats are
totally sleeping and it's popouts, Ks and GIDPs
Turnaround, Every now and then you miss a
big opportunity and then your defense lays down and dies
Turnaround, Every now and then you look a
little bit gone, but then you light it up in front of our eyes
Turnaround Rockies, Every now and
then you fall apart
Turnaround Rockies, Every now and
then you fall apart

And you need a win tonight
And you need it more than ever
And if you'll just keep up the fight
Then we'll cheer you on forever
And we know you can come from behind
Seen it so many times,
You know that we'll stay with you to the end of the line
Rocktober has already happened more than one time
We don't know what we'll see when we go to the park
You're playing in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Just start that fire tonight
The LoDo Magic starts tonight
The LoDo Magic starts tonight

Pitching's looking good, now step up with the bats,
Please don't waste a gem of a start
Then get in with the gloves,
And please, Rockies, don't break our hearts
"Game Over" in our minds ‘cause we've fallen behind,
Then someone hits it out of the park
That gets our hopes up,
So please, Rockies, don't break our hearts

Turnaround Rockies
Turnaround Rockies

Turnaround, every now and then we know
you'll never be the dynasty large market teams can be
Turnaround, every now and then we know
you'll always be our team, and we love you just the way that you are
Turnaround, every now and then we know
there's gotta be a missing piece that hasn't been with us all the way
Turnaround, every now and then we know
it's sad to lose familiar faces, but good things can come from a change
Turnaround Rockies, Every now and
then you fall apart
Turnaround Rockies, Every now and
then you fall apart

And you need a win tonight
And you need it more than ever
And if you'll just keep up the fight
Then we'll cheer you on forever
And we know you can come from behind
Seen it so many times,
You know that we'll stay with you to the end of the line
Rocktober has already happened more than one time
we don't know what we'll see when we go to the park
You're playing in a powder keg and giving off sparks
Just start that fire tonight
The LoDo Magic starts tonight
The LoDo Magic starts tonight

We're getting to July and we're several games back,
So that late-season run needs to start 
Your fans are watching you, 
So please, Rockies, don't break our hearts
There may be epic win, there may be epic fail, 
But we'll keep coming out to the park
Nothing we can say 
But please Rockies don't break our hearts 

Please Rockies don't break our hearts

Turn around, Rockies
Turn around, Rockies