2011 Rockies Game #96: Ubaldo Jimenez vs. Brandon Beachy
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 19, 2011 5:55 PM MDT
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The last time Ubaldo Jimenez took the hill, there were seventeen scouts in attendance, days after news leaked that Dan O'Dowd would listen to offers on the ace. Jimenez handled the event just fine, tossing his fourth quality start in his last five outings and earning the win. Since then, the rumors have accelerated to a power that would make a T4 tornado blush. It will be interesting to see how Ubaldo Jimenez, who has been vocally miffed at the rumors, will respond on the mound against the Atlanta Braves, one of only three teams to register a home run off him in his last 16 starts.
Might this be the Ubaldo's last game wearing the sleeveless black Colorado uniform he loves so much? Unlikely. Will this be the final day Dan O'Dowd considers his club as non-sellers? Potentially, as a loss guarantees no more than a .500 homestand.
Brandon Beachy will be facing the Rockies for the first time. He is a guy that pounds the strike zone, striking out over 10 per 9 and walking just 2 per nine. The Rockies need to the requisite patience of learning a new arm's delivery with the aggression necessary when facing a strike thrower.
If Ubaldo throws 4.2+ IP with 1 ER or less or 6.2+ IP with 2 ER or less tonight, his ERA will be under 4.00, putting him on track for his fourth consecutive season with an ERA under 4.00. There are only three other such seasons by a qualifying Rockies' pitcher in franchise history.
Match-Up History
| Braves vs. Jimenez | AB | H | HR | RBI | SO | BA | OBP | SLG | OPS |
| Brian McCann | 19 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .263 | .364 | .263 | .627 |
| Nate McLouth | 19 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 6 | .158 | .158 | .316 | .474 |
| Alex Gonzalez | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .000 | .111 | .000 | .111 |
| Dan Uggla | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .111 | .200 | .111 | .311 |
| Jair Jurrjens | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .000 | .333 | .000 | .333 |
| Martin Prado | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .200 | .429 | .200 | .629 |
| Brooks Conrad | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .333 | .333 | .333 | .667 |
| Jason Heyward | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .200 | .333 | .400 | .733 |
| Freddie Freeman | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | .500 | .667 | 2.000 | 2.667 |
| Tim Hudson | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | .333 | .333 | .333 | .667 |
| Derek Lowe | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .500 | .500 | .500 | 1.000 |
| Julio Lugo | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .333 | .333 | .333 | .667 |
| Jordan Schafer | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .000 | .000 | .000 | .000 |
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Brandon Beachy has never faced anyone on the Colorado Rockies roster.
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"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Re a drop of golden sun
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Go Rockies!
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I need a hug
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Depends on the drugs!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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I got one already. So shove off
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Go Rockies!
Go Ubaldo!
I hope everyone enjoys the game.
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by bishoPurple on Jul 19, 2011 6:10 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
I hope we win the game.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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I'm feeling the hate in the thread already. Who's with me? No one. Okay
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Hate is love.
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I was hoping for this response.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Hallelejuh
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 19, 2011 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions
NO UBALDO FOR YOU!!
/paging Charlie77
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 6:20 PM MDT up reply actions
hehehe.
Reminds me of the Tulo pic
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 6:27 PM MDT up reply actions
exactly
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 6:29 PM MDT up reply actions
RRROOOOCCCCKKKIIIIEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Looks like the rain is done in Lakewood...
Anyone hear an update on start time?
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
Delayed a bit, Drew just said
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 6:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Looks like the tarp is going back on.
Rain is supposed to end within an hour.
"Because I am a Rockie." - Todd
by phishbate on Jul 19, 2011 6:33 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Lighten up.
He’s just updating us!
Oh wait…nevermind!
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
Hahaha.
I know, when I posted that I thought the same thing.
The tarp is back off is what I meant, of course.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 6:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Obviously you hate and do not value phishbate
(this is a joke)
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(and I know it was a joke)
:P
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions
/offended
First pitch 7:05
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by phishbate on Jul 19, 2011 6:37 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Hi phish lomg time no see.
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Did Ringolsby actually say the Braves don't use advanced stats
when signing & evaluating pitchers?
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by phishbate on Jul 19, 2011 6:31 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Wouldn't be surprising.
Bill Shanks’ Scout’s Honor dismisses a lot of it. But that was released over six years ago.
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I know they're a scout heavy org but the statement seemed odd.
Then again it’s the cowboy.
"Because I am a Rockie." - Todd
by phishbate on Jul 19, 2011 6:38 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Just read the entire rockpile on my droid
Yet my brain still hurts more than my eyes
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by nodakroxfan on Jul 19, 2011 6:35 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
What hurt your brain most?
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
I hate traffic..SO very much.
Over an hour to get from University to Zuni on Speer….
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
Glad you made it! Cheers
/hands Gr3yStreet a Shock Top….
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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I think I'm going to have sushi tonight.
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Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:42 PM MDT reply actions
Turkey burgers graced with my homemade green salsa and green beans :-)
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Salmon and Brown Rice
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Hands a Pinot grigo to complement the salmon
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Thank you
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I'm having a Shiner Bock to complement my salsa
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
And what are you having to complement your salsa
I mean food wise
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
see above
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Ah...reading fail
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Chicken. I think it's fried. I think it's chicken fried.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Only Rockahol for you!
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
I'm a growing kid!
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Still on Rain Delay about 20 minutes says Drew
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
is it.......*our* Charlie?
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:43 PM MDT up reply actions
This made me laugh
Charlie is one of my favorite PR commenters.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 6:44 PM MDT up reply actions
I hate him,
and find that there’s no value to his comments.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions
There is huge value in his images, when I like them.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions
I would trade for Denver weather right now
It’s 86 here, with a dew point of 80. Heat index of 101 at nearly 9 pm
by WanderingRoxFan on Jul 19, 2011 6:44 PM MDT reply actions
Wow
I’d kill for Denver weather too FWIW. Been at least mid-90s for weeks.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions
That Rockpile........
Wow
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 6:46 PM MDT reply actions
Anything singed?
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Huh
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM MDT up reply actions
No hair onthe extremities cooked and curled by the vehemence?
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Yes
Just about everything. It’s a good thing there was a delay.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 6:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Is it really that different from other Rockpiles?
I mean, if anything, it was remarkably focused.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 6:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh it was very good
Just crazy
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 6:49 PM MDT up reply actions
you see, Drew is like three feet tall, so he has to get close.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Girardi?
Did the Yankees skipper come to scout Ubaldo himself?
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
Nevermind.
Now I get they are showing some stuff from the NY trip as filler…
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
first pitch scheduled for 7:05
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:52 PM MDT reply actions
At least we get to see a bunch of cool stuff about the Yankees.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
no, I really don't want that. NOT AT ALL.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:56 PM MDT up reply actions
At least we get to see a bunch of cool stuff about the Yankees future Rockies.
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
We're trading Ubaldo for a bunch of Yankee old timers?
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:57 PM MDT up reply actions
George will move from the booth to become our new ace!
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions
The only problem will be that he'll lose several games in the World Series.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 6:59 PM MDT up reply actions
We've already been in the WS. I want to win it this time
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
More likely our new closer when we sell Street !
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
If George starts drinking in the first inning of every game, by the time he comes on to close, every pitch will be an adventure!
(Yes, I realize that “in the first inning” is probably about 8 hours after his usual start time.)
you supose we could get Uek to catch him?
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
I wouldn't say it's "cool" stuff
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Hi, I am a casual Rox fan
I only come to the Purple Row when there is good pitching and try and avoid Aaron Cook starts :)
Hey
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Thanks,
though I should let you know, this is me being smirky regarding comments in an impressively long Rockpile thread.
I am truely a casual fan though
by CORockFaithful on Jul 19, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Smirky or snarky
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I like the first way better
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Go Rockies!
I have two friends from high school who are huge Braves fans and are going to all four games. They will not shut up on FB.
So go team.
You mean...
I have two friends from high school who are huge Braves fans losers and are going to all four games. They will not shut up on FB.
Source?
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Look at their bios.
I’ll look for a link.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Was it supposed to be some sort of random drawing of applicants?
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
They took applications and writing samples, supposedly.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Here's what your link says...
“Meet the two Cavemen who were selected from roughly 10,000 applicants for the “MLB Dream Job” through a process that included a video submission, writing samples, interviews on-camera with MLB Network talent, and interviews with MLB executives. "
I’m not surprised that this process would end up with entertainers.
"Your classless organization in your unholy city accused our Team of an unspeakable act. It was baseless, the Giants are classless, and I have no sympathy for your eternal damnation." - poster Every6thDay at MCC who has been uncredited for too long!
Right.
But they made the process seem like they were getting these regular, super fans.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:07 PM MDT up reply actions
WAT? Oh that blows
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Watching the Mets Help Hurdle out on game channel ; beating Cards in 7th 3-2
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Ok, so WTF is up with Tracy deciding to start Betancourt tonight?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:03 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
wut?
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Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:04 PM MDT up reply actions
ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions
This
Sorry, PR on my phone is lame.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions
The young Betancourt I hope.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:05 PM MDT up reply actions
I SO HATE YOU RIGHT NOW
My jaw dropped.
/falls into the chasm
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Ok, so WTF is up with Tracy deciding to start Betancourt tonight?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:03 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
You posted that right as Baldo started jogging to the mound.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
Reliever
Going to the pen early ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Pirates just got out of bases loaded, one out jam in the top of the 7th.
They are winning even though they only have two hits.
There’s something about this year for them.
I suggest the Rox and Bucs set up an arrangement.....
They get Hurdle magic for a year until it runs out of power. We get Tracy magic for a year until it runs out of power. Then we swap managers. And a year later, swap them back. Managerial ping-pong.
I don't think anyone in Pittsburgh wants Tracy back.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's true.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I don't think anyone did
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I'm being facetious here, of course, but....
those two guys do provide some short term magic. Then some long term non-magic.
Weird. The Rockies have been on the same extra innings channel for all the games
Not interesting just odd.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Can we just walk Freddi Freeman like for the rest of eternity?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
like half of his hr our against us. lol
Courage is not the absence of fear. It is acting in spite of it.
Out of it though.
What a pitch. Hard heater in on the hands.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Brian. McCann. Just. Stole. A. Base.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:11 PM MDT reply actions
And Freeman made an out against a Rockies pitcher
The end of the world is near.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:12 PM MDT up reply actions
I just now came back to full consciousness after that
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Happy Santo Ubaldo Day!
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:12 PM MDT reply actions
Thanks!
Let’s pull a win out tonight. Anything positive is good at this point.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Truer words
never spoken.
In other news, you are definitely 4yo’s father. ;-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions
The blonde
I has it
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:20 PM MDT up reply actions
I got the goods on you being blond as a kid :-D
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Don't get your hopes up
He’s pretty good.
Also, he wears a Braves uniform. The Rockies seem to have a problem with that.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah this is the first time I've ever seen him pitch.
He’s got good numbers. And a good fastball, 91-94 with some good movement.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:15 PM MDT up reply actions
It'll be interesting to see Stewie hit tongiht
He has to feel like eyes are on him at the plate and in the field. Love to see him step up and have a big game.
And threw it with some authority.
I hope Stewie’s mad.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:14 PM MDT up reply actions
I hope Stewy is pushing to get the heck out.
He doesn’t stand a chance with Tracy
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Stew or Tracy?
Neither of them singlehandedly “cause” losses.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
I think you might have fallen in a sarchasm
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm really not sure.
Tough to tell. Tone sounded serious
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions
This site is hard to navigate
Seriously, though, I can see where one would be confused.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Actually,
today’s Rockpile was all sarcasm.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions
I wish I could read PR at work...
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow. That's dedication, to carry that much sarcasm that far.
Wait, does that mean that everyone believes the opposite of the positions they were espousing?
/head hurts again
It was sarcasm.
Based on the way Tracy called out Stewart after that loss the other day. Yeah, he didn’t have a great game, but I think a lot of people felt it was unfair the way he got called out in the postgame remarks.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like Todd got singled out or benched for HIS horrific fielding a few nights ago
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Heh. Well played
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Same here
It’ll give him some focus. I’d certainly be mad if I was him. It’s the crap Hurdle pulled singling out Tulo a couple of years ago…
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's what I was thinking when I saw the interview too.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously...it's not like Todd got benched a few days ago for having a bad day.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
I think it's time for him to hit a HR
He doesn’t have one in almost 100 PA’s
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
I know, I was thinking about that too.
It’s just a matter of time. I bet he ends up with double digits.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:17 PM MDT up reply actions
I'd rather just have him hitting doubles and triples at a greater rate.
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Yeah but if no one is on base he'll never get any RBI
looking at you Tulo
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That hasn't been the Rox problem; It's getting any timely hitting at all.
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
What's more timely than hitting with RISP?
My point was Tulo having some trouble
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Woo Todd double!!
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:18 PM MDT reply actions
DON'T overthink this, Tulo.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:20 PM MDT reply actions
Don't think Tulo. See the ball, hit the ball.
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You think, you stink.
Swing at the strikes.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
See and hit the ball.
Oh oh oh.
Funny, funny Tulo.
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
See Tulo work the count.
Work the count, Tulo.
Then get a hit.
Big, big hit.
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions
What was funny about that AB though is that he swung at ball four at least twice
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm really ok with him giving up a walk for a 3-run jack.
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Be the ball
Na na na na na na
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Tulo is just so pressured right now.
HIS team is struggling, HE’S struggling, it’s eating him up to do better.
@CentralCaliRox
And all that pressure is definitely not helping.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes.
At least it’s Early Evening Tulo and not Late Evening Tulo.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Ha
“Mr. Early Evening”
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions
2nd losing team he's been on.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT up reply actions
I have faith we'll be >.500.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah
We’ll go on a little run in Sept to get there.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Meh.
I still have some faith in this team to get above .500 by mid-August.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions
I hope so man.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Season isn't over yet.
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by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Amen!
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions
rec'd
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions
This is what I was thinking...
Pressure from the teams performance as a whole. His career has been upside most of the time, this is on of the rare seasons they are facing a wall.
by CORockFaithful on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions
How quickly you forget 2008
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Yeah, but even then they left us feeling like they would be better the next year
This year may end with a lot of doubt.
by CORockFaithful on Jul 19, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions
OT: Came across a heartwarming vid in the My Wish series with Tim Tebow
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6784756
Didn’t realize ESPN was capable of producing such value.
Keep your Tebow away from my Tulo
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Sounds like that could be painful
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Not for me
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o_0
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Wut? I just mean keeping Tebow out my Tulo
is preferrable
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kidding, sort of
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrasshopper
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT reply actions
Coors looks gorgeous tonight
What an awesome park
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by bishoPurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:21 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
As long as you don't look at what's happening on the field
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Just what's traveling away from it...
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Nice fanshot there
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ROOT seems to excel on focusing on the least interesting things.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
See: Frazier
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Point: George Frazier.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT up reply actions
See: Hivemind!
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Dear ROOT:
That grasshopper or locust or whatever the hell it was can’t talk about the Rockies and doesn’t care about the game.
So how about staying focused on the field?
Love and kisses,
P. Destro
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT reply actions
that was ball four, Troy.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:22 PM MDT reply actions
Working the count anyway
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HOMERUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions
WOOT!
That’s it, I’m totally Dick and Jane-ing every Tulo at bat from now on!!!!
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TULOBOMB!!!
Tulo says, “I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let it come down to my final at-bat again, BEEOTCHES!”
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT reply actions
Thanks Troy!
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woohooo
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by nodakroxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:23 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
See, he actually had some paitence with his at bat...and blamo. Success.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
He saw the ball. He hit the ball.
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To be fair he fouled off a few out of the zone
and the homer was off a hanging pitch and belt high. But you can’t complain against Braves pitching
We can then move into Operation: SMITE
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good. :)
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Sometimes? Huh.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Word Brutha Word
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That shows you how much power he has developed
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM MDT up reply actions
aww Todd gave him a hug
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:25 PM MDT reply actions
Aww, lovefest with Todd
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Good to see :-D
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Mark Ellis looks terrifying without a helmet
Anyone else catch that? He looks like a giant baby
Wait, what's his real name? We should make a joke out of that.
hahahahahahaha
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, an alien baby.
I’m still liking him though.
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:26 PM MDT up reply actions
BraunSpawn
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Gah!
never fails to creep out
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Why!? I don't understand
The ancient man was way more scary
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It's the way it stares into your soul
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions
The wonders of youth
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So is he scarier than Barmes sans helmet or not?
Clint’s kinda my benchmark on that one.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:27 PM MDT up reply actions
What was wrong with Barmes?
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He looked rather frightening without something on his head, especially at certain camera angles
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Meh. I thought it was okay
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Fair enough
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Ellis was way worse
Wait, what's his real name? We should make a joke out of that.
by BrandonHawpe on Jul 19, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't think he's *that* scary
/passes sharpie
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I didn't see it.
But your description made me laugh.
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I'm pretty sure I met Ellis in college.
I went to UF and knew the team pretty well.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Alright, this is going to be a good game offensively.
Two deep flyouts for two outs, and the Rockies hit the ball pretty hard.
Positive signs.
@CentralCaliRox
OK, Stew :-)
nice
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Stewy has great range.
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He's got some D.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Do not issue an Uggly walk.
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Is it me
or does the lady on the Ubaldo no-hitter commercial sound exactly Kristen Schaal
by coffeeis4closersonly on Jul 19, 2011 7:32 PM MDT reply actions
Pretty close.
I’d rather listen to Kristen Schaal because she’s is hilarious
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Join my club
I’m like, who?
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't feel like Smith is a - though
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:32 PM MDT up reply actions
Defensively, he really kind of is.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I'd say average
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions
He's not a good defensive OF
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions
He's no Dan Uggla, though
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions
(er, you know. If they played the same position.)
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Is he a Ty Wiggnton?
(Kidding…Unicorn isn’t nearly THAT bad)
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions
:-O
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Wiggy as an OF?
I take Seth.
But if you want to talk about Wiggy as a 3B, I think they’re pretty close defensively
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions
I was talking Wiggy as an OF
Apples to apples, etc.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Yep, gotcha.
That’s what I assumed too.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Awkward, but he had a cannon arm. And when the bat was hot... wow.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously.
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/shaking fist
/feels sad
/still misses Hawpe
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Hi, remember this guy in the OF,.....yeah.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Oompa loompa doompa de doo...
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions
ROFL totally
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions
So glad Dexter's back.
Watching Spilly in CF just doesn’t give me the same confidence.
Now if he can just start hitting.
This
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Did I ever say
How much I hated the Yunel Escobar trade when it happened last year? For the Braves anyway.
@CentralCaliRox
Seconded
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Dear Uball:
Please get out 3 here.
Love,
Everyone
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
swing and a miss!
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:35 PM MDT reply actions
No tacos
Huevos, however, I can do
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Ubaldo looks like he's not exerting himself as much as he did last year.
Like he’s trying to focus on having the same exact form on all of his pitches or something.
He’s not just “letting it go” I guess.
@CentralCaliRox
What happened to McLouth?
He was studly one upon a time. As a Pirate too
He cut his hair
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:38 PM MDT up reply actions
McLouth
Scottish for Samson
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I have no idea.
He’s fallen off a cliff since he put on a Brave uni
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:39 PM MDT up reply actions
He feels Uggla's pain
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Just looked the trade up on B-R's new Franchise-to-Franchise thing
It actually was a loss for both: Pirates got Gorkys Hernandez, who fell off the map as a prospect, Jeff Locke (minors), and Charlie Morton, who has been okay for half a year and sucky for two
They got a future top of the rotation pitcher,
for a guy who is basically turning out to be something around a Seth Smith or less.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions
ROFL
4yo just called Marc Stout “Marc Spot.” Because he had too many spots, she said. :-\
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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A meme is born from the mouths of babes
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that's a hit.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:39 PM MDT reply actions
Yep
Ump wasn’t fooled by Hinske’s acting, thankfully
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions
seriously
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions
OMG did you see how that butt nugget tried to sell that as a catch?!?!?!?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
...and now 4yo is saying "butt nugget". A lot. ;)
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:40 PM MDT up reply actions
:-\
Sorry. It coulda been a lot worse…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Honestly, I'm trying not to laugh
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions
I mean, I coulda said "assmaster" or something
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Then I would have said
“Yes, dear?”
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions
>:-O
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Steals 2nd!
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:40 PM MDT reply actions
Dex you sexy thief!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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I can't decide who looks sexier running the bases
Dex or CarGo.
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For me? CarGo.
No offense to Dex there :-D
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm kinda with you on that
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urnotdoinitrite
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X-l
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Dex steals
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Well, hello Newman.
Just kidding.
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Sup
Hows the Rockies season treatin ya?
by GoldenNugget on Jul 19, 2011 7:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Isn't it obvious?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Hey hey
Figured I’d sit in on a Rowbot thread for tonight. Don’t get much free tim in the summer with that whole work thing. What a joke, the concept of work. Who invented that?
by GoldenNugget on Jul 19, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions
THAT is why Iannetta needs be hitting 7th.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:41 PM MDT reply actions
Why?
So he can pop out to 3B?
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:42 PM MDT up reply actions
oh god. wasabi....too much......
so much pain.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:43 PM MDT reply actions
Oh god I hate that
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WOW that was kinda smoked!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Seriously. Loved the sound of that one
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Ha. "Espos bail bonds" just hit the concrete hard.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
GET UP AND GET OUT
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions
CARBOMB!!!!!!!!!
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Car GONE!
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions
Wow, HR.
I was just about to say this too, I’m not even kidding.
“CarGo’s power has gone bye-bye this year”..
and, HR! Woo
@CentralCaliRox
OMCARGO!!!!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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OMG! Both Tulo and CarGo coming through!??!? Yay!!!
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
CARBOMB!!
Dear Brandon Beachy:
We don’t get the hype.
Love,
Rockies fans
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:44 PM MDT reply actions
co-signed
and SWAHR
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions
So you're telling me
That if Tulo, Gonzalez and Ubaldo play well, then the Rockies do well?
by controlled_slide on Jul 19, 2011 7:45 PM MDT reply actions
The hell you say???
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions
the sky is also blue.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions
I've decided there is no rhyme or reason to this team
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They're our team. We love them. :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions
CarGo and Tulo say they want Ubaldo to stay.
Beautiful statement, guys.
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
:-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:45 PM MDT up reply actions
You sure are an I told you so'er aren't you?
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No, it's not like I'm rubbing it in his face or anything.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions
I was messing wih you
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It's Okay
The only thing I hate more than being wrong is the Rockies losing :-)
This is a pleasant surprise
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
yay Ellis coming through
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:45 PM MDT reply actions
Would everyone else agree
that this pitcher
/puts on sunglasses/
ain’t feeling so Beachy?
YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Cory Hart giggles
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions
He thinks that life's a beach
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Looks like high tide
is coming in.
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The tide is high and I'm holdin' on
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Ugh
that’s exactly what went through my head
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm gonna be your #1
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions
You know you are :-)
but I’m not the kind of girl… who likes that song.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions
More for me, then
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
With earphones, all you want.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Well this really sucks
First the HD feed went out because we’re getting pounded with rain here. And then the SD feed is all screwed up, because I tuned to the Rockies game but they’re showing some team that looks really good and has a 5-0 lead against the Braves.
Can you guys keep me updated on what the Rockies are doing?
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
Hitting the Beach
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions
You're not actually hallucinating
Once I bring the smelling salts, I’ll tell you again
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:47 PM MDT up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAH once more JR rules the GT
Comment of the night- leader in the clubhouse
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:48 PM MDT up reply actions
hit by the FREAKING PITCHER
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:48 PM MDT reply actions
At least he didn't walk the pitcher... :-\
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:49 PM MDT up reply actions
GIDP
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:49 PM MDT reply actions
Such a cute play!!!!! :-)
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/only when the Rockies are in the field.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Was Beachy crying while standing on first?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:50 PM MDT reply actions
nah just sweety
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by bishoPurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:50 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
I know...it just looked interesting
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
it did..totally looked like a tear
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by bishoPurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:52 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Hee hee - sure did look like it :-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Naw
there’s no crying in baseball
Walk-off wins never get old no matter how many times they happen' - Jeff Francis
In mourning for Jorge's ulnar collateral ligament and Charlies left foot.
Still a member of the Jonathan 'Scrappy Doo' Herrera Fan Club - Puppy Power will prevail in the end.
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic. - Crash Davis
Bucs win 1-0.
Despite getting outhit 6-4, with two of their four hits coming in the first inning, when they scored the run.
Sheesh.
ThreeRiv Magic?
(Note, not the stadium, but the general location of PNC)
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Did they just out-Giants the Giants??
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
I know...it's just that, with a result like that, even the Giants have to be going, "Damn"
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:52 PM MDT up reply actions
The thing with the Pirates
is that they really don’t have the rotation like the Giants. Their bullpen is pretty good though, and anchored by one of the best closers int eh majors.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Hanrahan is an absolute beast
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Our Todd is an awesome Todd :-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:51 PM MDT up reply actions
bah, he tried to barehand that.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:52 PM MDT reply actions
That was.... odd.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Man, imagine if we traded for Young and signed Berkman this off season
We’d be destroying everything in our path.
Tanktanktanktanktanktanktanktank...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Pirates just eked a 1-0 win against the Reds and Mets just beat the Cards 4-2
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
FAIR?!?
Crap in a hat!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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THAT WAS A FOUL BALL.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions
I sure thought it was. >:-(
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Is it just me
Or do an unusually high number of calls go against the Rockies when they play the Braves?
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow. That was obnoxious.
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions
You still suck ass, Joe
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions
seriously, where's that assump jpg when you need it...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions
That's Roxman4ever
Riding the rollercoaster that is Rockies baseball
by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions
...and UZ is too busy with kickball for a cameo
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions
I can't believe he only got a single out of that
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions
Joe West, you turkey necked ass
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:53 PM MDT reply actions
Even the dude from "Ally McBeal" is afraid of that wattle
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Ha!
Walk-off wins never get old no matter how many times they happen' - Jeff Francis
In mourning for Jorge's ulnar collateral ligament and Charlies left foot.
Still a member of the Jonathan 'Scrappy Doo' Herrera Fan Club - Puppy Power will prevail in the end.
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic. - Crash Davis
...and now that I have just admitted to PR that I watched enough of that show to be able to make that reference, well...
…yeah…
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I got in touch with my feminine side once
Then I asked it out for drinks
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Then you took it out for sushi
Then you married it.
Then you had kids…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Then I took it to Alaska on a cruise
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes, in that order even! ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Um, I would so be IBBing here.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions
but I'll eat crow on that one! :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions
er, please pass the ketchup.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT up reply actions
backwards K!
SIDDOWN
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT reply actions
Dear Freddie:
I make you look stupid now. Sit thine fanny down.
Love and kisses,
U. Jimenez
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:55 PM MDT reply actions
Dear Uball:
Ballz. You got ’em. :-|
Love,
Freddie
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Freeman looks like Capt. America
or that actor, whoever plays him. Dude from Not Another Teen Movie. Too lazy to look it up. The end.
Jim Everett?
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions
**punches Jim Rome in the face**
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions
That was so fake.
I used to love Jim Everett too.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions
...because, really, there are few people in sports media who deserve it more
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions
It probably took you longer to type that than it would have to look it up. :)
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Chris Evans
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Double!!
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:57 PM MDT reply actions
Tulo gonna cut someone
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 PM MDT reply actions
He's taken some good cuts tonight, that's for darn sure!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:58 PM MDT up reply actions
OOH OOH!
I want to answer this one!
My Walkup Song?
Brick House!
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NICE
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions
See Tulo Go!
Go, Tulo, Go!
Yay, Tulo!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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Bah, like two feet farther and it's gone.
Ill take the double though.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
RIBBIE!!
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 7:59 PM MDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUnicorn!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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(which my fat fingers tried to make "unigorn" - twice!)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Unicorn FEVER
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 7:59 PM MDT reply actions
You say that like it's a bad thing
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Crap
My moaning-to-typing translation isn’t very good. That was a moan, groan — like, uuuuuuuhhhhh — not a grunt, like “ugh.”
by GoldenNugget on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Ah, okay
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Gotta get the Rox into the playoffs somehow...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions
are you Rocktomom?
Walk-off wins never get old no matter how many times they happen' - Jeff Francis
In mourning for Jorge's ulnar collateral ligament and Charlies left foot.
Still a member of the Jonathan 'Scrappy Doo' Herrera Fan Club - Puppy Power will prevail in the end.
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic. - Crash Davis
Tulo knows he can't hit in the bottom of the 9th inning so he's making sure there isn't one
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 7:59 PM MDT reply actions
Ziiiiiing!
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I wholeheartedly approve of his approach
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
So it's one of those nights.
Let’s enjoy the feast!
Riding the rollercoaster that is Rockies baseball
NOM NOM NOM
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah cuz it'll be famine the rest of the week :(
Walk-off wins never get old no matter how many times they happen' - Jeff Francis
In mourning for Jorge's ulnar collateral ligament and Charlies left foot.
Still a member of the Jonathan 'Scrappy Doo' Herrera Fan Club - Puppy Power will prevail in the end.
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic. - Crash Davis
shhhhhhhhh...
the saying is “AFTER the famine, a feast…” ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions
Allllmost.
We Fear NO ONE.
Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 8:00 PM MDT reply actions
S'ok...still got Smitty to third
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Ubaldo's ERA under 4.00...
for the first time this season (3.97).
With RISP this season
Ian Stewart’s average is 0
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:01 PM MDT reply actions
It still should not be 0
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions
0-15
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Not good...
But it’s not predictive of anything.
Yeah
I mean he absolutely crushed that last pitch.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Didn't say it was
It’s just too ugly a number not to bring up.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow; Brewcrew put a nickel up on AZ inthe 1st!
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
I hope they burn up that bullpen
We get it on Friday
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions
AZ just put one up to answer.
"Why are they outlawin' the spit pitch? The curveball is a cheap 'n easy pitch; the spitter aint" Ty Cobb
"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
That's Okay
It’s the big number the Brewers have to stay away from.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Dex is getting IBB'ed
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 8:03 PM MDT reply actions
Dexter Fowler, feared slugger
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by black_knight101 on Jul 19, 2011 8:03 PM MDT reply actions
LOL Dex IBB
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I am totally ok with this ;-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions
I would love that. We need a slam still this year.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions
is that your crazy prediction this week?
by WanderingRoxFan on Jul 19, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Yep.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions
that kinda makes me miss Melvin
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Still a member of the Jonathan 'Scrappy Doo' Herrera Fan Club - Puppy Power will prevail in the end.
Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic. - Crash Davis
that was a really dumb move IMO
is Dex really good enough to warrant an IBB?
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by black_knight101 on Jul 19, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah but Braves are in big trouble if he gets a hit
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by black_knight101 on Jul 19, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Hit a homer?
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That was kinda smoked!
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Wow kiddo!
You got a foul ball the lamest wall possible!
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
Phoenetic spanish spelling?
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Alright, this is going to be a good game offensively.
Two deep flyouts for two outs, and the Rockies hit the ball pretty hard.
Positive signs.
Way to not make me look stupid, Rockies.
@CentralCaliRox
Yet......
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Ha ha ha.
Oh goodness, ’Baldo’s at-bats are hilarious.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
Silly, silly 'Baldo.
Oh, oh, oh.
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions
One might say
that he was made to pitch in the AL.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Wrong thread
Riding the rollercoaster that is Rockies baseball
by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions
You're right.
I don’t think this aspect was discussed.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions
The best part of that horrid Dinger date ad:
Dinger coming to a casual restaurant in tails.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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He had to class up the joint.
What with people showing up in their sports uniforms and all.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Cookie choosing to wear his uniform is a close second.
“Be right there love, just gotta change into my clean purple pinstripes!”
I assume Dinger has a busy schedule and was coming from another engagement.
Or a date at a classier restaurant.
Or some sort of James Bond movie party where people sip champagne and plot to kill one another.
Someone's plotting to kill Dinger?
/rubs hands excitedly
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions
People discuss killing Dinger in about 2/3 of the game threads I've been in.
Someone just needs to set their plan in motion.
discussing =/= plotting
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Nobody needs to kill him anyway.
Just get him out from behind home plate in the late innings. Let him greet kids and feast on the blood of innocents or whatever he does, just not behind home plate!
My excuse is
I thought MCC was already gonna kill him in fire. But you know how they are- talk a lot.
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Not by that one though!
LOL.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions
I HATE YOUR FACE DAN UGGLA.
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 8:09 PM MDT reply actions
Face?
I hate his bat
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Fair enough :-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
friggin’ Uggla.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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I'm ok with no shutout, though
as long as Rox win
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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backwards K!
filth.
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Because We Know: WE ARE THE ROCKIES.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jul 19, 2011 8:11 PM MDT reply actions
That was SICK
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Miss him :-\
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Aww
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions
Jorge says
“if I could do anything to make the Rockies keep Ubaldo, I would.”
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
:,)
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by prettyinpurple on Jul 19, 2011 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions
He may not need to do anything
Bartolo Colon had a great start again. wtf
Still midseason.
There’s no way that the Yankees go into the playoffs with the rotation they have now.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Rays have to stay close though
That’s why this series is so important.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Rays are done this year.
I love them, but they’re not going to keep up this year. They’ll be back next year.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Yankees schedule is a nightmare after August 15th
If the Rays can stay within 5 games of them to that point, I think they have an excellent shot to overtake them.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Agreed
But with Colon and Garcia pitching like this Cashman will feel much less inclined to give up the prospects that are being asked for top-end starters in this market
I doubt it.
They need another top of the rotation guy to compete with Boston, Philly, SF, ATL, and even Cleveland. They will have no chance in the playoffs without one. They’d make it there, maybe even win a series, but they wouldn’t win the WS.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously
Each day I go back and forth on whether he or Ryan Vogelsong are are making me lose my mind more
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Nice pitching there :-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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Rays just had a pitch disallowed in the 9th inning against the Yankees
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:13 PM MDT reply actions
On an 0-2 that was right down the middle
Peralta was called for a quick pitch and posada got another chance. Joe Madden was none too pleased.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions
But the Yankees lose anyway
HAHAHA
This is shaping up to be the best night in wuite a while
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions
err.
quite
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions
wha?!?
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions
What, "you're not allowed to strike out the YANKEES!"?
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
The Yankees are precious snowflakes and must be allowed to slow down the game as much as they want
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Ubaldo back above 4.00 ERA...
4.01 after getting below 4.00 for first time this year in the previous inning.
give him a few more innings ;-)
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions
That did NOT look like a strike
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With a side order of run support?
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions
There's some LSO!
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Come on, Toddfather!
Let’s keep something going here!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Not what I had in mind... ;-)
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Tulo hitting for the cycle tonight?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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Oooh I like this idea.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions
They're walking him to try to kill his chances :-(
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions
He'll still get at least two more ABs
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions
LOLBABY
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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Well Destro was saying the other week maybe the Rox need a good brawl to kick them into gear... ;-p
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Come on, Smitty! :-)
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Giants trade
This may have been covered above, or in the Rockpile (I’ve been real busy today & haven’t read PR), but the Giants just traded two AA pitchers to the Astros for
Jeff Keppinger, who’s having a helluva year. Another savvy, veteran “gamer”
who will replace Freddy Sanchez at 2B for them.
Here they go again.
2011 Rockies -- what the hell?
I saw that
Keppinger strikes me as the kind of guy who was made to be a Giant, unfortunately
He's not quite as good defensively as Ellis
but probably 50 points better batting-avg. over the course of a season.
Next to Pence, he’s been the Astros best player the last 2 years.
To replace him, the Astros are brining up the mighty midget (5-6) Jose Altuve,
who has torn up High A and AA ball this year. A team can do that when they’re
on a pace to lose 110 games.
2011 Rockies -- what the hell?
Brining up the mighty midget - are they going to slow-roast him? LOL
(Sorry, couldn’t resist)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Corned midget
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Kinky.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Also, tasty
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The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions
When have you tried corned midget?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions
/whistles innocently
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The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions
It's in the Pile.
You should read it. It’s in there somewhere. Good luck finding it.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions
I should read the Pile
But work took precedence over Purple Row today.
My priorities are all screwed up.
Sounds like I missed some heated arguments.
Darn. I remember the good ol’ days of catcher wars.
2011 Rockies -- what the hell?
no one got banned
from what I could gather
by WanderingRoxFan on Jul 19, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions
...and Ctrl-F the Gints
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah.
And both the arms they gave up aren’t very good.
I like the trade from the Giants perspective.
Does he replace Sanchez though? I thought he’d be more of a UT player.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions
He can play 3B, but not that well.
He’s better at 2B. Used to play SS and could in a pinch, but he lacks the range for that.
He’s hitting > .300 with some power. If I was Bruce Bochy (ugh), I’d have him starting most games, with the Giants’ offense.
2011 Rockies -- what the hell?
He very well could be the starter there.
Tejada, Burriss, Fontenot are the other options, but yeah Keppinger will probably start at 2B.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions
As in.
Does he take over the 2B job.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Keppinger?
Until Sanchez comes back, yes.
by DumbAndNerdy on Jul 19, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Something Sabean has done better than O'Dowd...
Trading for good hitters, that is.
I wouldn't call him a good hitter
His career OPS+ is 94
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Take a look at his Houston numbers, not his Cincy ones
Cincy used him part-time, Houston fulltime starting last year.
He’s had 2 solid seasons in a row.
2011 Rockies -- what the hell?
Not on the road he hasn't
He just plays better at Minute Maid field than anywhere else. Of course going to the Giants will probably help his numbers go up because even though logic says it wouldn’t, logic doesn’t apply to them.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Let's just say he trades for better hitters than he has...
He fills needs.
It's this kind of flash of brilliance that keeps me following this team
and what will keep me having faith until this team is mathematically eliminated.
@CentralCaliRox
Dear Huston:
Backwards cap does not help the HAR.
Love,
Everyone
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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If Larry would quit starting the wave
all of our problems would go away.
Stop doing the wave, Larry. Wiggy will stalk you if you don’t.
"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.
Now that's a good disincentive. :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions
Wiggy will hit a HR and THEN stalk him
All are punished
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions
:-O
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions
WIGGY SMASH
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Stop playing with the cameras.
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:26 PM MDT reply actions
I'm surpried they didn't do a Brady Bunch shot
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions
The Helmer Bunch
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The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions
ROFL
Ah, the opportunities…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions
It's just Tom surrounded by eight tacos
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, the creepy dancing ones.
Then they turn and look at him lovingly.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions
...and then he goes all Discovery Channel and eats them in a frenzy
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The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
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by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions
ROFL
as long as that’s the only way we see him emulating the Discovery Channel…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Ubaldo KKKKK
I’m liking
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Make that KKKKKK
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow Ubaldo looks so much better tonight
I’m referring to specifically his home starts this year. He looks very good.
@CentralCaliRox
And then Prado jumps out of the batter's box on that curveball
Lovin’ it.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions
This game is a joy to behold.
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Ahhh, some fascinting insight into ROOT employees.
"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."
"I can hear the ocean in here!"
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Grrrrrr.... the Devil wears Prado
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Sit DOWN, McCann!!
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:32 PM MDT reply actions
Dear Mr. Jimenez:
Filthy. Simply filthy. Love it.
Love,
Everyone
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
>:-O
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Come on, Stew!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Good to see
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Come on, CDI
you owe us :-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
After two pop-ups to the same spot?
I say yes.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions
He owes us tacos. :-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow, grammar fail
“when you’re a little bit more higher?!?”
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Not enough to burn off the suck that has enveloped the Dodgers this season
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I'd like to add on here
This is still just a five run game. Much closer than it feels
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:37 PM MDT reply actions
That was scary.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Well, poop
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
What are the Cubs doing beating the Phillies again?
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:39 PM MDT reply actions
they aren't any more
They just let the Phils tie it in the 8th
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by bishoPurple on Jul 19, 2011 8:39 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
Stewheelz
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:39 PM MDT reply actions
I know! Showing off the cam, and you totally see his foot hit the bag before the tag is applied
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions
You know CDI is gonna walk now after Stewart gets thrown out
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:39 PM MDT reply actions
And there it is
Classic Rockies baseball
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions
I say Uball hits a double or something
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions
That's a minimum of 3/4
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions
The last three, definitely
First, I’m not sure, but you could well be right.
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm trying to find another name, but I'm coming up with blanks.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Jason Varitek?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Ooh didn't think of him.
Maybe.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions
...but Tek had his MLB debut two weeks after Konerko
So I think you are right
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Hm, so Helton had his debut in between those two weeks?
Interesting.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Nope...apparently his was in August
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Right church,
wrong pew. I think it’s TIm Wakefield.
I'm pretty disgusted right now!
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jul 19, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions
Correct
Larry, Jeter, Mariano, Wakefield
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: More extreme than Colorado's weather
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Jul 19, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Man, Uball's fighting!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
We always say the same things at the same time.
@CentralCaliRox
by CentralCaliRox on Jul 19, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Hive Mind :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Here you go
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jul 19, 2011 8:43 PM MDT reply actions
Baldo!!!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Wow, I don't know how anyone could have any confidence about getting a quality start from Ubaldo at home
/headasplodes
"We have done everything possible to be set for this day, for this season. It's time to go. We are ready. I can promise you that." - CarGo
LOL
The Stars Align, indeed! It’s what we’ve been waiting for…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions
Ah, my 2nd favorite Matt... :-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Jul 19, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions
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