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Game #109 overflow



I'm only in the 2nd inning and don't want to spoil myself, so you don't get a pretty photo. Sorry!

 

This can serve as overflow and postgame, as needed until a wrap is up.

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and Bet’s still pitching

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Highest Leverage Overflow Ever

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

really?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Overflowin' for another 30 minutes of Raffy

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

C'mon Raffy

get the Hunter Pants!!

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 8:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Pence is getting his hacks in

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

I want the ROOT guy's seats.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Raffy's got a bit of a beard and 'stache there.

I think at this point he’s in full HAY LADIES mode.

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

so who thinks we'll need another overflow by the time raffy's done

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Hunter's really not helping things

Raffy is more than capable of stretching this inning to infinity all by himself, thanks…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

STFU Phillies fans, this is Denver!

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 8:59 PM MDT reply actions  

recced for truth

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

The truth.

you speak it.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pence was on that

maybe time to change speeds a little bit

by evers44 on Aug 1, 2011 9:00 PM MDT reply actions  

But he only has one speed

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

sneak a peek now....

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

changeup time

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

or more high heat.

more high heat works too.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice out

Nice out indeed

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

If I turned this into a drinking game, and drank every pitch

I’d better do shots to make it count

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

If you made a drinking game while Raffy is pitching

you’d be dead.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

precisely

hivemind

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, only the delivery

plenty of time to metabolize each shot

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhh

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

If we made it time-based, we'd have to pump your stomach

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

but if it was "do a shot every pitch"

you’d never even get a decent buzz…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

So really what's the point of a RafBet drinking game?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

there isn't one

maybe it makes the time fly?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Something to do when you finish the trip around the world

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH YES!

That was a huge strikeout.

by everever on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN, PUNTER HENCE!

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Yes Siddown Hunter!!!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

UNNNHHHH!

I loved hearing the crowd’s reaction to that one!!!!!!

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

BOOM

32-minute strike out.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

I almost really want to see this

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're going to need more eggs.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a 11? You think I'll need more?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

For the Raffy/Todd at bat?

Your best bet is stocking up for the apocalypse.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll head to Costco and clean them out of SPAM

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eggs check

Cheese check
Vodka (for bloody marys) check
Bacon okay

yeup done

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Make its so.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

you said you didn't have bacon?

I see how you are….

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh...uh...I was making a list for shopping!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

then you realize, i want to do something else with my life eventually

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

And to make it even better

Betancourt doesn’t really walk people so he wouldn’t give in to Todd – And Todd would just keep fouling it off.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is the at bat that never ends

yes it goes on and on my friends
Some Raffy started pitching it, not knowing what it was
And Todd will foul off any pitch forever just because…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

somebody has seen Spamalot?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

awesome!

Side note: Pence has very skinny legs

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

SIDDOWN FOOOOOOOOOOO

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

BOOYAH!

I knew “hunter pence” was fratboy for “third out!”

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

'Atta boy.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

this is what other teams must feel like all the time against us

this is great, why don’t we do it more often?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Tulo

Ty and Nelson. a good 8th awaits

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM MDT reply actions  

a good fast 8th awaits

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

indeed

ellis

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

FB

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo

BB

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

thought he ended 7th. my fault

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was up

Dex CS

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woot!!!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Woot!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woot!!

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woot!

That was really cool (if random)

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Woot!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

durrrr reply fail

That was to the “Tulo Ty and Nelson” post

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see we are still hanging onto the lead

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Ahem.

BETANCOURT WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

K% = 100

leads MLB

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Outstanding

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

COME ON TULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Get this big hit now that I am here

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Clap clap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

RafBet

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm being contrarian

Contentious, even

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

You? Contrarian?

Inconceivable!

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do not think that means what you think it means

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nuh uh

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

HA!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

SWINGER

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

TULO!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I knew I had a good feeling about this one

It’s because I drank a Colorado-made beer on Colorado Day.

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Was it Colorado Native Lager?

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

After drinking lots of ales

The lager doesn’t really work for me. Maybe it’s the Coors yeast, but the aftertaste ruins an otherwise tasty brew.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh no

if tulo gets on, wiggy hits with a man on base…

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT reply actions  

But but but

does it count if it was a BB?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

here comes your fear

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey

It’s not RISP

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Take a walk

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT reply actions  

that pitch was, um, a strike...

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by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh well, It swung our way

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's cause RafBet just pitched, I'm sure ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

free pass. 0 hits for tulo tonight

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by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

That was right down the middle!

Lucky ass Tulo.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Lucky, lucky Tulo

Oh, oh, oh.
Walk, Tulo, Walk.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol, was that high?

Or is the umpire.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT reply actions  

sure it wasnt Raffy?

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I sure as hell ain't putting up the ass picture of the ump

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ump is awful

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just arrived so...yea. I dont know. If there is a bad call, it will be shown

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's Dan Iassonga

He’s among the worst

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

are you guys just trying to get me to put it up?

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

I just don’t think Dan Iassonga is good at his job.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

you have a picture of the umpire's ass?

You scaren me bruh

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, but LOL, everyone knows the picture

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

haha yeah

ASS

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

er....

- ASS -

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

QUIT STRIKIN THROUGH

w/e, I know the pic haha

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I read that sentence quite differently

and was even more scurred

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

high and a bit inside

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by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was a strike

The ump was high

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

where's Timmeh?

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

called it you guys

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Tough luck Ty

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:09 PM MDT reply actions  

drake- im on one

or lil wayne- drop the world

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it sad that I thought we were getting Rickrolled?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

But fun!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Still funny though

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

But it still pops up every now and again

Like herpes

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

but slightly more fun

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Manny Ramirez's song should have been

I whip my hair back n forth

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's a regular Pert Plus commercial

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah..this would be mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8&feature=related

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

my favorite billboard number one in years

Dead. serious. I love this song, haha

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

its addicting. Its fun to listen to. I just wish I could get my short and fat legs to learn the dance.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

agreed, that electro shuffle is slick

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like the robot and the guy in green.

When he hits the street on his back like that. I WOULDN’T have gotten up from that

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of the 303 acid synth

But this ain’t BADDDDDDDDDDD. I’m used to Soulja Boy (Ian Stewart COUGH)

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno man

I listen to that song in the morning before gym, and I get pretty nuts.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

TURN MY SWAG ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nelson swinging for Greeley with that one

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT reply actions  

WHOA Nelly!

Just reduced my A/C bill… ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:10 PM MDT reply actions  

i'm sure

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

He should

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

At first I read this as "Huson"

Which confused me, a little bit.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU PUNTER HENCE

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

mean play by punter.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hence, I don't like him...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

icwydt

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

well played, sir

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

cmon street!

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Pence, I dont like you either. Now that you are part of the Phillies. I REALLY DONT LIKE YOU LIKE THE REST OF THE TEAM

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Okay Huston time to do a good job

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

This

Did I mention it’s a one-run lead?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

39,330 at the game tonight

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

25000 Philly fans

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Not really bad for two days after the Ubaldo trade, eh?

Though most are Philly fans.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lets go Street

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

ROFL where's Russ when you need him...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

The Seth Star?

That’s, like, the third or fourth best Seth Smith Star Wars joke you could make.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Unicorn is dismayed

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah - I'd prefer "Smith Lord" or something

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Revenge of the Seth HULLOOO

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also a good one

where “good” is relative ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

My point exactly!

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@Paul_Franz
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by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've always liked Smeth Sith...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

i dunno, "smeth" rubs me wrong...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

does destro know?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

>:-O

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

More importantly, does Huston know?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow, you're on a roll tonight!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

A smeth from Huston is almost worth it

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh my...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have you tried telling him to be more gentle?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

REALLY?!?!?

>:-[

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

You should know me better than that

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

nobody ever said helmer was all that clever

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

1 gone

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT reply actions  

one down...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:16 PM MDT reply actions  

sit down

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Sit thine fanny DOWN

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT reply actions  

K HIM ALSO

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM MDT reply actions  

LMAO

Per Gameday:

Gerardo Parra singles on a pop up to shortstop Orlando Cabrera.

HAHAHAHA

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

LOL

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

/Gint'ed

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

try China to Taiwan

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Could not let that go reclessly into the night...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Booth convo about Street

you know, some of them just write themselves

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

should get that call

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT reply actions  

It was outside

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

it was still a gimme

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not according to Pitch FX

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

2 gone!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:19 PM MDT reply actions  

he gone

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

2 down! Who's next?

/waving sword

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

"Ruben Amaro for President"?

Well, that makes sense. I mean, he’s shown a true talent for being irresponsible with money.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Crap

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

Get one more out here

and there’s only one more ace to go in the series.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 1, 2011 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

THIS

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

FU, Ruiz...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

obligatory XBH

how many Street saves have been 1-2-3 again?

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

He got the third out in every save though

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAHA

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

chooch

gtfo

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Uh....chooch?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ruiz's nickname

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

ruiz

that’s his nickname for some reason

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because they're a bit...special in Philly

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

very, very special

trust me, I know

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Come on, Huston...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

I miss the Lazor

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by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

indeed

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Get this last out please

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Come on, Street!

Protect this one-run lead!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

am too! Fooled him for two outs already...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

K THIS FOOL FOR THE WIN AND SAVE!!!!!!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Mayberry is freakin' huge

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

right?

I was just thinking that.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously, he's like 8 ft tall

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

TWABS

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

brown is as well

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

physical specimens

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

The mountain that bats.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oooh, Street just made NASTY face

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

how on earth he didn't swing at those pitches

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think that's what he was thinking

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

burn him inside

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow, those were good pitches by Street too

really mature AB from Mayberry

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Am I the only one who wants call him Opie/

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's gonna be pretty tired

already threw a lot of pitches for Philly tonight…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

did holliday and halladay have a kid?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

/raises hand

He’ll hit the winning HR himself

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

changeup plz

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Come on, Huston

one more strike…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT reply actions  

quit playing around.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM MDT reply actions  

This guy is hangin' tough.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM HUSTON!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh good lord.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Of course

Of freaking course.

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
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My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice pitch, Huston.

NICE FREAKING PITCH

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Street left that one hanging hardcore

Many other Phillies would have taken that one yard

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

including Mayberry

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTF

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

sh*t

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

DARNIT

It’s ok, Huston… Just hold them.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

I hope he does :-(

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

9 points instead 4.5. I can deal with that. LOL.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I got Street. SO if we walk off, I can get a win

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

son of a bitch. WHy couldn't you just strike out?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

FREE REX BROTHERS

AT LEAST AGAINST THE PHILLIES

by free7694 on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

oh good, now I can go get my pizza

also

WAYYYYY too many phillies fans

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

One is too many of those people

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever, we'll use their money

To sign a player that is better than Wigginton this offseason.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure we will.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, if we sign anybody

CCR will technically be correct…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is true. Sign me!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Scoring Four (4) Runs is important

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by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

I don't like Opie anymore

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

No words

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

F U, Mayberry

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Mayberry R.F.D

Right F’ing Drag

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey street

take a lesson from the giants here:

give up a walk if the alternative is hanging a slider

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

That was some serious BS right there

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Can everybody see why Street is such a scary closer?

That’s why. His pitches simply aren’t top notch.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

I suppose we could replace him with Brothers...

…not like he never melts down in save situations…

by Chrysicat on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH Snap

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huston, are you trying to KILL me????

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh my.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:28 PM MDT reply actions  

under no circumstances do i want street to pitch against the phillies

like, ever.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

:-(

He probably does…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, so do I

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, that makes three of us

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll bet

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

they're in his head

just the yankees with pedro all those years

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Activate the LoDo Magic Machine!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Sigh....and I was all ready to go to bed.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Will we ever be able to play the Phils anywhere without playing against the crowd?

Or is this just because the team’s so bad this year that we’ll only be drawing visitors’ fans until we start winning again consistently?

by Chrysicat on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

o_o

The team has been getting lots of fans lately.

Maybe it’s just that there are a lot of Philly fans around Denver.

Ya think?

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Skrillex in a commercial.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Indeed

I was very confused for a moment though…SM&NS was playing on my TV….WHAT?

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Skrillex was the lead singer from the band First to Last

Now he’s an electronic music producer, and makes the only dubstep I can stand

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

*From First to Last

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is dubstep?

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

haha, techno..........*facepalm*

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

haha, techno is actually a specific type of electronic music

It’s like calling the Dropkick Murphy’s classic rock

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hesitate to call the Dropkick Murphys "music"

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

a genre of electronic music that is focused on bass sounds

Very popular among college students, especially in Boulder.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

MAYBERRY! YOUR AN

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:29 PM MDT reply actions  

I dont care if he's not an ump. He is still an....Read above

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

...an exceptionally large fellow?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

an FOUS?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

An eff off u scrub?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

work the letters

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was thinking fellow of unusual size

but if the shoe fits…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

it still applies tonight's ump

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

so we both of them at the same time

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

A New Hope

It’s time for the Seth Star… and Phillies are Planet Alderaan.

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Revenge of the Seth

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Darth Garry, the Smith Lord.

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, F*** it, I'm in.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a bad feeling about this.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear Rox:

RUNZ PLZ

KTHXBAI

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Takes me back

2009 playoffs. Street breaks my heart against phillies. deja vu

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT reply actions  

alright, break out the non-humidor balls

enough of this no walk-off crap

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:30 PM MDT reply actions  

chacin has GOT to be pissed at Street

10 hrs given up in relief? You’re a joke, Huston

Swats.

by Colin Neilson on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

OH, I'm afraid our offense will be quite operational when your Bastardo arrives!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT reply actions  

I sense that there is another...

a Smithster?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well Played

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I chuckled.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

WALK OFF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT reply actions  

bad bad bad

"Don't give up, don't ever give up" - Jim Valvano

by nodakroxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:31 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Cincinnati finished off a sweep of SF yesterday

Then go to Houston and lose to that crappy team.

/Baseball

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Smith

we need a walk off

Help paint the town purple!

by Shangri-La Dragon on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT reply actions  

My God

Choke city. The only good thing is we get my favorite named reliever in baseball up.

MY NAME IS…. ANTONIO BASTARDO!

by CarRo2010 on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT reply actions  

You killed my walkoff. Prepare to die.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling

Like it’s yesterday

Dude with a Rockies lovin' 6-year-old

by BikeChess on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

So HAR = Homers Above Replacement?

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, he doesn't do things half way

It’s all those Twix.

Two for me, none for you

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Three true outcomes

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"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

BASEHIT!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Bloop Singlez!

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

LETS GO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah Seth!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:33 PM MDT reply actions  

this could work for us

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo's going, "How the hell do you do that?"

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

FOUS

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

He wants to get rid of that

“Seth can’t hit LHP” nonsense

:P

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

CDI bunting?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:34 PM MDT reply actions  

That's the book in this situation

and why I hate the book in this situation.

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

and somehow he'll still walk...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty dangeroud proposition with this team.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

look how wrong you are!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Still would have liked to see a proper AB.

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

and yet....

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not very safe, either...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

throws off the pitcher

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

what, you doubt that it's a good idea to give up an out?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Way to go, Bastardo

telegraph that PO so Smith is on the bag before you throw…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM MDT reply actions  

Perfect really

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was a remarkably good sac bunt.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Well-done, Doom

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNICORN!!!!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

(calling him home pre-emptively)

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why is Herrera hitting?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Why not Todd?

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

You have to ask?

Matchupz!

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

this is the same manager who thought it was a good idea to bring in a lefty against chase utley

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

No way!

It’s not Helton?

OmGod.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

They would walk Helton

Or at least I would

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

It sets up the DP with Spilly coming up

No way I let Todd hit when a single wins the game

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

he's looking for some extra scrappy...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

AND WHAY NOT?!

It worked in Blazing Saddles…

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

/fart

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh good choice here, jim

herrera

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, a single *could* score...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

as long as its not a bloop

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

a point

you haz it

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

what, you dont want a

/walkoffbloop?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just want to win this game

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

it would be fun

but seth doesn’t have that much WHEELZ

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

HELTON SHOULD BE HITTING HERE

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Scrappy Herrera is up up to bat? Not Todd?

SCRAPPY?

by CarRo2010 on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Here comes the ever dangerous...

Johnny Herrera!
He’s so good, he’ll pop you up to death!

by TehChamp on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM MDT reply actions  

I can only hope that it's because

if it goes extras, Helton replaces Wiggy.

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Eh. Tracy is too clever by half.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

the only people on the team i have less confidence in hitting in this situation are tulo and wigginton

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

no i'd rather go with stewart

that way the pitcher would be so bewildered that he’d lose all command and throw him a nice, meaty slider

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

beefy

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

haha

okay, position player

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is grounds for termination, IMO

unless the plan was a complete day of rest. no excuse for this

"They’re not wanting us to show up at the stadium and say, ’We’re going to lose today.’ That’s the way I’m looking at it. I keep showing up every day and playing hard." Ubaldo

by rururuland784 on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Herrara: less likely to ruins bastards ERA

Tracy is a nice guy

Dude with a Rockies lovin' 6-year-old

by BikeChess on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

but... watch out for in your ear

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Jason Hammel > Jonny Herrera

In WAR. Hitting WAR.

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@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM MDT reply actions  

That's a good question.

Don’t know. Anyway, Herrera’s no doubt a better hitter than Hammel. But they point is he’s not particularly good.

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want to win tonight.

If we win tonight, I believe a wnning streak is possible. I’m not asking for playoffs, just a sign of life.

Thank you for your years of service Ubaldo, you were a pleasure to watch. I hope you find your way into a purple uniform again someday.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 1, 2011 9:39 PM MDT reply actions  

THIS

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Amen Brotha

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh

Cook is pitching for us tomorrow, and Halladay is pitching against us on Wednesday. I’m not as optimistic.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

At this point, not being swept by the Phillies would be a nice outcome.

The moral victory would feel almost like a winning streak.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bastardo has around .130 BAA vs. lefties

Bastardo also has around .100 BAA vs. righties

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:40 PM MDT reply actions  

SMITH AT 3RD!!!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

HELL NO!!!!....Get that bat out of his hand NOW

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Possibly the Phillies will do so

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@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

FYP

possibly ridiculously likely

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

fixed your post

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

we're doomed

and the fun iannetta doomed, either.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well at least he advanced the runner...I guess.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Better than a double play

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Better than a sharp stick in the eye.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also true

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why no Helton now?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

I guess Wiggy could move to left

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"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tracy wants free baseball

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, it was productive...

wish we had a sac fly on the table

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Can we just have a wild pitch here?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

STEAL HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

its possible thogh. We are the Rockies

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

WE KNOW DRAMA

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oooh, I like this plan.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I vote for a balk-off

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

this seems to be a popular sentiment of late

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

or get DFAd

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Spilly? Sigh

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

BALK OFF!!

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Let's just live on a prayer... :-)

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh hi Spilly.

Please don’t screw this up, and I won’t make fun of you on the internet for the rest of the week.

by everever on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

I get this feeling like he knew i couldn’t last a whole week regardless.

by everever on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

put the suicide squeeze on!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

ROFL

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Please Spilly..

I really don’t want this to go into extras, I don’t like our chances if it does.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM MDT reply actions  

SpillySlam cries

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douche

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope they both lose

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

why did you take that

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT reply actions  

SPILLY YOU DORK!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Tracy, coach to win, not just to survive.

This game is a microcosm of your career.

Thank you for your years of service Ubaldo, you were a pleasure to watch. I hope you find your way into a purple uniform again someday.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM MDT reply actions  

Well crap

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Dammit Spilly!

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

SpillyFail

It’s FAN-TASTIC

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm done supporting Tracy

"They’re not wanting us to show up at the stadium and say, ’We’re going to lose today.’ That’s the way I’m looking at it. I keep showing up every day and playing hard." Ubaldo

by rururuland784 on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Sigh.

At least I’m not at Coors…they stop serving beer in the 8th.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

It's all good, we're winning!

3-3 Rox in extras!

/may need another drink

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Well this just messes with my whole evening

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Likewise

I have more work to do, darn it!

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Spilly even hits GIDP balls with 2 outs and 1st Base open.

Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh, I have a good idea guys

Let’s have our slugging catcher who loves left-handed pitching bunt with no outs.

by controlled_slide on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

but but but.. THE BOOK

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I say throw the damn thing out the window

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

The book or Tracy?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes

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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

THE WINDOW and hope it crushes the Phillies

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

i fear that if someone gave the book to tracy he'd just use it as a coaster

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah, he'd take it to the bathroom

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

The window

the window
throw it out the window
dear jim tracy, take the book and
THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

the sweat drips down my...oh wait...censored

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

all these b**** call...

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that was sadly predictable

The manager doesn’t matter at all. Seriously. Not at all. 0 responsibility. Nada.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Yep, good managing

let’s leave our HOFer on the bench.

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

THIS

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Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

so seinfeld's on in 15 minutes

tracy, you’ve got 15 minutes to win this, because honestly, a mid-90s tv show is more likely to walk off than this team is

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT reply actions  

I'd certainly walk off

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Anti-Dentite.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Herrera, everybody.

Oh by the way, hi everyone!

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT reply actions  

OHAI

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

comment of the night leader in the clubhouse

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

jeez, they win today, they are only 1 GB :O

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran has wrecked their team chemistry

That’s the rumor I’m starting

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bunting to get to Herara & Spilly

Dumb
CDI was our best bat.
If you were going to PH Todd, I feel different.

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by BikeChess on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Dear RexBro:

we believe in redemption.

Love,

Everyone

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

co signed

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh good

we get the 3 best hitters on their team

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Huston gave me a sad

he forgot to shave.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

he forgot to shave save

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

/cries

/looks at clean-shaven destro
/smiles

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just throw strikes.

If they earn it, they earn it.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM MDT reply actions  

not hurt enough

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaand that's what you get.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

So annoying

I have already completely given up on the playoffs this season, but this STILL makes me angry. It makes me feel like all the problems with this team are still there and will be there next year.

Jim Tracy better be gone the day the team gets back from SF at the end of September.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

of course

of freaking course

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Is anybody else having post-traumatic flashbacks?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

You mean to like 2 days ago?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Rex Brothers might be.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, this was a Street reference

but Brothers sympathizes

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why did I start watching this?

I should have just stayed away.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

BURN THE WITCH

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

SEE IF SHE CAN FLOAT!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Betancourt?

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

his chain hangs low

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has a chain?

Kinky

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

it all depends on what you want to call that "elephant truck" he has

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, is THAT what you're calling it these days?

/old

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ya know - Street had the bottom 3 of the order

His BS against snacks was the same. Ended with HR (#2) by Young

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by BikeChess on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

OH FFS

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm ready to watch Big Brother. This is total BS

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Welcome to 2011

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

like this isn't even surprising

i expected something like that to happen

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Y U NO GET GUYZ OUT REXBRO?

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow

Just…. wow. What a bunch of bums.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

Who you calling a Dodger?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

if we were the dodgers we would have walked off

/andreethier

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

them's fightin' words...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

a fight would be so good for this team

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

SO agree

see my “bench clearing brawl” post

sometimes you just need to let it out.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

ufda

"Don't give up, don't ever give up" - Jim Valvano

by nodakroxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:50 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

total roster turnover

it has to happen.

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Someone deserves to get drilled for that bat flip, btw

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Agree. I hate Victorino always have

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

The skip, the bat flip, the skip.

Ugh. Totally disrespectful.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Victorino

tomorrow…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

god a phight with the fils would be awesome

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm all for it

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

More entertaining than this.

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by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybe that's what the rox need to hit the reset button.

a good bench-clearing brawl.

I can’t think of a better target.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Gints

there is no better target

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I bow to your superior wisdom

but would happily accept the Phils

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Victorino is an ass and has always been a total ass

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

shall I?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your call

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

....

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you

when we do this with respect to a player, I imagine the ump calling him an ass

and giggle.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

right now, we are calling everyone asses...Even our players, manager, and whoever else gets in the way

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

destro's an ass :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Admiral Obvious

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

didn't you induct me?

or did I induct you?

/old

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, if you can reach his *** in the dugout...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Poor Holly. Poor, poor Holly

she has no idea what’s coming…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

No she doesn't

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

true...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL, ROOT fail

“In the bullpen: RHP – Chase Utley”

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

LMAO

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can we just fire Tracy right now

Mid inning. I’m not as baseball knowledgeable but Rex isn’t mature enough yet to pitch t2 days in a row, let alone 3.

Thank you for your years of service Ubaldo, you were a pleasure to watch. I hope you find your way into a purple uniform again someday.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

I think I"m going to have nightmares tonight now

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

Rockies have a chance if Chase Utley’s warming up in the bullpen like ROOT says.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Stupid Stupid ROOT of all stupidity

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was just in the Seattle area, watching a spectacular losing streak

shown on ROOT sports.

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by glaucophane on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

that had to be fun, i bet

like after 12 or 14, it would probably be pretty entertaining

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pirates are making this argument somewhat invalid

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did they give all their karma to the Pirates this season?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

just don't bring in valdez

I’d be scared

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

It should have been,

except A) Jim Tracy called for a bunt with Iannetta at the plate; and B) Jonathan Herrera, everybody.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Crappy McGroundout

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

DFA-me McTerrible

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

*says that without checking RockiesRoster.com to see if he still has options*

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has one

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bring back Alfredo Amezaga!

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My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about how I didn't even pay attention to this game until I decided to look at Gameday on my phone

during Mayberry’s ninth-inning at-bat.

I hate life.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

/Aberle'd

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

We all suck.

Martin needs to replace us ASAP

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, YOUR 2011 scapegoat

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought that was Ubaldo

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

>:-(

/sad

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

so i guess they did bring out the non-humidor balls

just during the wrong team’s ABs

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

I wanna see the Pirates beat them in the NLDS

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

as part of winning 21 of 22

/clinthurdle

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

you know

i’d really be ok with this

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still have issues with Huston blowing the playoff games in '09 against the Phillies

Like major issues, big time emotional issues. I was like, tonight will help to erase all that, witih Huston closing down the game against the Phillies. Then it got to two strikes, two outs, two run lead in the top of the ninth, and he let it happen again.

My heart is totally ripped out and lying on the ground. Huston, I can never trust you again. I’m sorry to pile on you now, but I’m done. I can’t take this anymore.

by amoeba on Aug 1, 2011 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

I could have written the first paragraph

but I’ll always cheer for him and be optimistic.

as long as there’s no F***ING 2-run lead.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I relaly hope Tulo hits a walk off HR

Then throws the freaking bat in Victorino’s bat, while skipping the bases.

Ugh. So pissed off.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

You just said 'Tulo' and 'walk off HR' in the same sentence

LOL

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know.

Tonight wouldn’t be a bad night for his first.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would pay real money to see this

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do or lose time.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Radio just said he retired the side....WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

He did retire the side

He gave up a homer first, but he retired the side.

by free7694 on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

if it was the side it should 1-2-3 inning. Not homer than 1-2-3

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope, third out retires the side

it doesn’t matter what happened before then…

If they said “1-2-3 inning for Brothers”, I would agree with you…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

5 MINUTES TO SEINFELD, TRACY

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

No worries- Wiggy up soon

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by BikeChess on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

looks for rope....

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, clearly he's due

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope

his only walkoff hit was that double against the giants last year, his .999 WPA game

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

against LA in 2009

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has a few walk offs

Just not on a HR

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not while in MLB

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really? That seems surprising.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

tulo is useless 7th inning on

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does no one remember 2007?

I remember him being super clutch that year. Remember that horrible series in Chicago?

by controlled_slide on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

He had a flurry of ninth-inning-or-later go-ahead HR's in 2007

but they were all on the road and the Rockies lost all of those games.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll take punch out to end the game.

How much you want to wager?

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by Cargo's Ball Sack5 on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

me three :-(

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course it dies at the track.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM MDT reply actions  

Mmm...solid swing Dex.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT reply actions  

PA playing "We're Not Gonna Take It"

I assume what we’re not gonna take anymore is the epic fail of this team in 2011

by free7694 on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT reply actions  

we're all here though...still taking it

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOHICA

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

kinky

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

and I'll take it till 162.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

me too

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

It would make me a happy person

To see Victorino nailed in the back tomorrow.

Side note, mad props for Weaver for actually going old school.

by TehChamp on Aug 1, 2011 9:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Silver lining

Since Ubaldo was traded away, our starters have gone

Rogers: 5 IP, 4 K, 1 H, 1 ER
Nicasio: 7 IP, 10 K, 5 H, 1 ER
Chacin: 7.1 IP, 2 K, 6 H, 1 ER

That’s the future, everybody.

by Roberbola on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT reply actions  

MAJOR silver lining

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

our bullpen has also gone

SUCCESS
FAILURE
W:ROJTOPJERT{OUERHOIURHG{OJUHG{OEUGBUB

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, Tulo. Lets tie this SOB up NOW PLEASE?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM MDT reply actions  

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

1

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

3

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nailed it!

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Winner.

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by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Buy some lottery tickets

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Two (2)

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"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Down to the All-Star.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 10:00 PM MDT reply actions  

A pop up

imagine that…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

...and right on cue, Tulo pops the F up.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

I wish I knew how to quit them...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Till tomorrow.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ya sadly this

"Don't give up, don't ever give up" - Jim Valvano

by nodakroxfan on Aug 1, 2011 10:05 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Pop-up...

Good god I hate this team.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

SWEET

JUST IN TIME TO FOR SEINFELD

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

the one where some chick at elaine's office calls her susie

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

already flipped it there

“There’s no WAY I’m going to be a Suze.”

by coffeeis4closersonly on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Imma watch Pawn Stars

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Craptastic

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

this team is disgusting right now

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

we suck

"Don't give up, don't ever give up" - Jim Valvano

by nodakroxfan on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Typical. Go Broncos.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Victorino better get drilled in the helmet tomorrow when I'm at the park

I’m going to give it to him if I see him at batting practice

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

kneecap or elbow or wrist

if i’m nailing someone, i want it to hurt

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

shin

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Im behind this

"Don't give up, don't ever give up" - Jim Valvano

by nodakroxfan on Aug 1, 2011 10:06 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

don't show up the opposing team next time, then

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear DOD

FIRE CLINT HURDLE NOW!!!
I WANT HIS HEAD ON A PIKE INFRONT OF COORS FIELD.

Thank you for your years of service Ubaldo, you were a pleasure to watch. I hope you find your way into a purple uniform again someday.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 1, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

/bucs laugh

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does having his head in Pittsburgh come close enough?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

....

i’m gonna let you rethink that real quick

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why?

I’m done with Tracy after this game. His decision making sucks.

Thank you for your years of service Ubaldo, you were a pleasure to watch. I hope you find your way into a purple uniform again someday.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

you wrote clint hurdle

but i absolutely agree, i was one of the first to turn against tracy back in may

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah i was a lurker last year

but i definitely wanted him gone after september

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

I’m tired. Im done with Tracy.

Thank you for your years of service Ubaldo, you were a pleasure to watch. I hope you find your way into a purple uniform again someday.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

AND DON BAYLOR

Carlos Gonzalez has an extraordinary tendency to amplify light through stimulated emission of radiation in frequent bursts.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder for life!
Hollidayrain Music

by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ditto

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by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good night

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep, I'm sick of this team

….I’ll be at the park early

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am just so flummoxed at the demise of this team and season

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Aloha Row.

Back to work for me! Deadline tomorrow…

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by EmersonCR on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Mahalo

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still love Huston

and I love the Rockies

and I love Destro because he went on a liquor run the other day

/rangpur and cocktail onions

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT reply actions  

/does Raffy impression

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

it was worth it...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh my

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, it took me a while to get home

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

awwwwwwwwww! You ruined the "exercise for the reader!"

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, like anyone's gonna believe it

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

i've got proof...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

giggity

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

/rangpur with cocktail onions

what were YOU thinking? ;-p

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

did you do an elephant sound with it also?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

wouldn't you like to know

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

UM NO....I dont "swing" that way

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

*I* don't, no.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpfEVRCXEq0

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok that was funny :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like how it waited until it get behind the tree. Its like it got goosed or something

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Street doesn't cut it.

He’s lucky he didn’t lose it outright in the 9th when Rollins squared one up deep.

Never mind HRs, how many WARNING TRACK FLYOUTS does he have this year?

Serenity Now.

by JaySantos on Aug 1, 2011 10:04 PM MDT reply actions  

he's probably a she

/HAR

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

And we'd be right

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

of course we would. :-)

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh

it’s very obvious Street’s on the way out. :-( They’ve been grooming Rexy. I thought this was Street’s contract year, but was wrong. Still… off-season trade?

/sad

Rexy doesn’t hurt the HAR, but he needs a bit of seasoning

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think CDI deserves some blame

I know I’ll take heat for this…but he called, what, 9, 10 sliders in a row. High heat would have had him.

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think offense deserves some blame

water is also wet.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

of course they deserve blame

but last the offense looked, they were up in the top of the 9th

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

and the sky is blue and the rises in the east, sets in teh west, and the world goes round and round

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

High heat?

This concept is foreign to Huston Street.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

you don't throw a two-seamer above the zone,

it flattens out and gets smacked out of the pa-

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

look how wrong you are

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about his pitching, dear.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

You think Iannetta was calling for that belt high, inner half?

No, that was a classic Street hanging slider.

Serenity Now.

by JaySantos on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

on the plus side

cleveland has the 4th-fewest bullpen meltdowns in MLB, so hopefully ubaldo won’t have to deal with this sh*t

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:06 PM MDT reply actions  

i can look up things on fangraphs at the same time

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

What the hell has happened?

We lose our main pitcher. Our guys go out and throw kick ass games and we win one of them. Those guys went out there and threw great only for the bullpen to eff it up. I say let’s use the starter and then use Raffy until the end of the game. He seems to be the most stable one in there. Make it the starter and Raffy show. Why can’t we get the clutch hits. We have one of teh best hitters in teh game and he can’t seem to hit the ball when it matters. Games aren’t won in 3 innings. It takes 9 innings of hitting the ball to win. Pull your heads out and get to the game of based ball and make your fans happy again.

Thanks, Colorado Rockies fans

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah um.....

That gets a nominee for worst loss of the season.

It won’t take the prize though.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 1, 2011 10:08 PM MDT reply actions  

They're totally mailing it in at this point

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey I said flummoxed too!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

darn ! I was hoping it was a cool hivemind

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huey, settle down...

you’re gonna burst a blood vessel

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Or pop a plug

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm out to try to wash off the stink of this

Have a great night Rowbots…we’ll do it again tomorrow.

--Your 2012 Colorado Rockies lineup--

1.----- 2.----- 3.Carlos Gonzalez 4.Troy Tulowitzki 5.Todd Helton 6.----- 7.----- 8.----- 9.[scene missing]

by bishoPurple on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT reply actions  

indeed :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sadly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

OMFG DON"T NEED TO SEE MAYBERRY RIGHT NOW

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Better than Bitchtorino

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

not much

/grudge

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

/2009

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

here we go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what words there are to describe this season.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:16 PM MDT reply actions  

i could think of a few

but i kiss destro with that mouth…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

only if this wasnt a family friendly site right?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

precisely :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

but seeing as how I don't know how long I can keep my kids off the row

I appreciate the family friendliness… ;-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are teeing it up for me

But I will walk away.

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

w/e

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been a major Street and Tracy apologist all season

I may not be anymore. The ‘blown save’ statistic for Huston doesn’t tell the whole story, he’s coughed up a lot of tie games too. There are many closers without elite velocity, but Huston doesn’t seem to have the deception to make up for it.

And Tracy not pinch hitting Helton in the 9th inning…..unless Todd was injured, that doesn’t make any sense. Bastardo had a lower BAA vs. RIGHTIES than lefties!

Sigh. Get em tomorrow

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 1, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

At least these aren't the DP forums...

…I went over there to see the reaction to the Ubaldo trade, and 80% of the morons are ‘LOLCheapfartz’ and ‘sell to Cuban, stat’…
We, OTOH, just air justifiable gripes…

by Chrysicat on Aug 1, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

:-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Facebook is not much better, sadly

There are some real mouth-breathers who comment on Alanna Rizzo’s page, for one.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

of course there are :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

those people are so bad

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

my dad's so funny

he just asked me if the rockies blew the game, i told him what happened. and he starts talking about how awful the management is for not trading ubaldo for anyone that could contribute (i’ve explained white)

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 PM MDT reply actions  

/snort

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really Jim?

RISP, bottom 9th, and you don’t send Helton to the plate? F matchupz. You gotta send your best available hitter to the plate. That person is not Herrera.

Get your purple on.

by rockhead on Aug 1, 2011 10:20 PM MDT reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78&NR=1

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

this needs to be linked in the game wrap

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

OR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUj6NQJG8iw

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I F'ING HATE THAT SHOW AND EVERYTHING CONNECTED WITH IT

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS!!!!

Doesn’t help when the 3yo lives and dies for Spongebob.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm so sorry

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh no its ok. I get tired of it too.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

LMAO

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

sorry...went anlong the lines of tonight

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

This game was

not spongeworthy

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not remotely

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAxTTt7BDq4&NR=1

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

NOTHING SOAKED IN FROM YESTERDAY

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

That show is not spongeworthy...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

/ninja'd...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

DAY-UM

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cowboy bagging on CBP..nice...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:21 PM MDT reply actions  

Always worthy

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

CBP?

And great, now I’m gonna wish I hadn’t turned off the TV before the postgame even though Ringolsby’s the only good thing about it…

by Chrysicat on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Citizen's Bank Park

He said something to the effect of, “It’s a tiny little bandbox. You [Helmer] could hit a HR there!”

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wanna see Helmer hit a HR at CBP...

and then make a bad pun about it

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

on the plus side

belisle and escalona will be available tomorrow when cook doesnt make it out of the 5th inning

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:21 PM MDT reply actions  

and Cook doesn't face Halladay

how ugly could that get? not that Hammel is a much better matchup.

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

i dont think they could manage to ask one without sneaking in an F-bomb or six

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Jim, what does the inside of your ass look like, anyway?"

“Well, Woody, it’s a very special place…”

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

more like: "Jim, what's the inside of your head look like?"

“Well, when you gaze into the void, it’s said to gaze back at you”

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

BEHOLD

The MATCHUPZ Nebula!

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

/neitzsche'd

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQcAf1Yv5XE

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever noticed...

Chacin has some HAR!

/ignoring beard

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

If Dinger don't, he will...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

She coulda found out just how nasty his slider really is

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

damn! Aren't we fiesty tonight

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

RafBet? free?

they just write themselves…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, we do pay for our direcTV...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think any screaming is required for that freedom

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seems like he was already pretty free

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by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

FREE-****IN'

/tom petty’d

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

What? You can't say "ballin'"?

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude, were you there....

oh, no, you weren’t…. an innocent friend of ours spelled “action” because she was referring to sex :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

are you 2 even in the same room?

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

There is about 1 inch of space between us

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

so ridiculous

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

If there is one thing I do well, it's ridiculousness

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

the truth

he speaks it :-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

you'd be amazed what a difference that can make sometimes

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

3

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

you ever get into heated arguments that we can't hear?

THIS IS WHY WE NEED VOICE ON THE ROW!!!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm just a dirtier and snarkier version of what you see here

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

He would be a HAR upgrade on many Rox :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOW!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

/pleads fifth on further details

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

no, usually our comments are a surprise to each other, believe it or not…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, especially when the kids are still up

I’m grooming them to be smartasses, but I don’t want them to overload

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

right next to each other

 on the sofa

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

so if you guys get really fiesty, you can cop a feel on each other. LOL

Might make things more interesting.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

do you really want that on the row? ;-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who says we're not?

/tmi

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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

that would be really impressive, given the speed of each of your posts

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok, Im going to try to keep it clean here

If they are both facing the TV. One computer is on teh bed, the other is on the back of the other person, this may be possible. LMAO

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

afraid that the computer may get hot and burn though

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

a point

he haz it

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

oooh, giving ideas... ;-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Difficulty:

There is no TV in our bedroom

When it comes to number of TVs owned, we are likely below replacement level compared to your average American family

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

the only reason we own two is because one of them is for my work

we really use one

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

we have 4. one in each kids' room, the living room and our room

only ones that dont have is the kitchen “yet” and the bathroom. That is what I want. That way, I wont miss anything Rockies. Unless they take a dump also

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

/2011'd

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly so I wouldnt miss anything

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

hehehehe...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I could see MAYBE having one in our bedroom someday. MAYBE.

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

/would get in trouble with knee-jerk reply

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL...I think it would be a freaking blast to do something like that.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

/whistles innocently

I am, after all, a good little Catholic girl…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

/drinks and swears

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now that I know who you're talking about, that makes sense

There are good Catholic girls…and then there’s her. :)

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

and i fall on this spectrum... where?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Before you met me or after?

/whistles innocently

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

heh

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now that is giggity

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, we sure as hell better win tomorrow.

Wednesday brings not only Halladay, but it’s a day game to boot, and we’re like 12-28 under the sun.

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

and it's sund...

oh, wait.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sunday is coming early this week

I have to do my timecard early this week, so it must be so.

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.

by Paleface Destro on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhh....

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

there's no way we've won 12 day games

frankly i find it hard tobelieve we’ve won 12 games period

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why? What evidence do you have that we sure as hell better win?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

no evidence needed

that was an opinion

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see no evidence that this opinion has merit.!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's the great thing about opinions

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly!!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

opinions are like armpits...

because this is a family-friendly site

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

none whatsoever.

Tomorrow our chances are slim. Wednesday they are virtually none.

by jasonwrites on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cool lol

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

therefore, we shall lose tomorrow and win wednesday

so it is written.
so mote it be.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

You you know contenders had young cheap versions of Bets and Street

they would have given us for them a few days ago

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

According to Vic Lombardi

Victorino’s HR tonight was allowed by Mark Reynolds.

I’m really pissed if Tracy is letting other teams 3B pitch for us now…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Aug 1, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

I woudln't put it past him

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'd be more confident with mark reynolds pitching against the phillies than street

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just got home.... how people on the row called that HR that huston gave up ?

felt like everyone in the ballpark knew that was going to happen …..

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather ...... B. Taupin

"There are only two places in the league - first place and no place." T. Seaver

Coach Morris Buttermaker: Do you want to quit, Tanner?

Tanner Boyle: Crud, No! I want to play ball!

by idj2 on Aug 1, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Huston now has something close to a 2.0 HR/9

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Aug 1, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm telling you, he doesn't do it halfway

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

right on the borderline is where he's gonna stay

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Does anyone here believe his 2.98 xFIP?

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, but i buy his 4.58 tERA

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

he may have the worst HR/9 of any reliever in baseball after tonight

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 1, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wrap is up, wonderful people.

Just an average guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bear Naked - My thoughts on sports, music, and life.

by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 1, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

aw, but it's steamy in here

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Im fiesty also, but I have to keep a mostly civil tounge!

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

where?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

pleads 5th

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

hiyo!

i get a great deal of latitude on my tongue. perhaps too much.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

um, I do to, just being allowed to. That's always teh question.

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

aroo?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

always wanted to get my tounged pierced also. But that is besides the point

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

TO THE GAME WRAP

How do you get your kids to behave? Threaten not to take them to a Rockies game. They straighten up REAL QUICK.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 1, 2011 10:38 PM MDT reply actions  

TO THE GAME WRAP

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’re… off to see the game wrap,
the wonderful game wrap of Row…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 1, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

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