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Rockies 9, Astros 5: Rox Use Huge First Inning to Beat Myers, Houston

DENVER, CO - AUGUST 22:  Carlos Gonzalez #5 of the Colorado Rockies is congratulated by teammates after scoring during the first inning against the Houston Astros at Coors Field on August 22, 2011 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

Let's pretend for a second that the top of the ninth inning didn't happen (or that Jim Tracy went against the grain for once and used his closer for what closers are supposed to do - close games). The Rockies would have won by eight runs and thus, walked away from tonight's game with a +1 run differential. That would have been extremely cool to brag about on Twitter. But alas, that was not the case, as J.C. Romero decided to suck it up by giving up four runs (though a Chris Nelson error didn't help) - including a three-run homer to Matt Downs - in the ninth before giving way to Josh Roenicke and eventually Rafael Betancourt, who struck out Clint Barmes to end the game (AND ACTUALLY GOT A SAVE) as the Rockies escaped with a four-run victory.

Regardless of the ninth inning follies, the Rox played a heck of a game offensively, and got themselves to 8.5 back in the division in the process. In fact, they got all the runs they would need in their first at-bat. Carlos Gonzalez got the party started with a two-run double (and hit a solo homer the next inning). Todd Helton and Mark Ellis pitched in RBI singles to make it 4-0, then Jhoulys Chacin made stuff weird by crushing a two-run double into the left-center field gap to stretch the lead to 6-0. All of this came, mind you, against Brett Myers, who entered the game with a lifetime 7-0 record against Colorado.

After CarGo's homer, the Rox were kept quiet until the eighth inning, when Chris Nelson smacked a two-run single up the middle to increase the lead to 9-1.

Chacin gave up 11 hits in seven innings, but he threw a ton of strikes (73, compared to just 33 balls) and capitalized on the fact that the Astros were clueless as how to hit with runners on base. His two strikeouts, one walk, and 12 groundball outs resulted in one heck of a Bob Apodaca Gem.

Good win for the Rox, who will hopefully continue to take advantage of playing a 42-86 team and keep gaining ground on the Giants and Diamondbacks. Also, please get J.C. Romero off of my team.


61 - 68

8.5

Won 3

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Tomorrow is officially Alex White (1-0, 3.60) Day, as he will make his Rockies debut against Bud Norris (6-8, 3.61) and the Astros at the usual 6:40 PM MT start time.

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Ehh..

I think they need to fire her and hire a new, good looking reporter who is actually pleasant to look at.

by Mr Timmy on Aug 22, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's just the fumes from the pomade...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I gotz me a Dapper Dan contact high

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

LIES

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are there two of you?

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 22, 2011 10:35 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

Always an embarrassment when one fails to switch back from one's alt.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know nothing.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now, I'm not drooling over her like I did over Charissa Thompson

But she’s awesome.

Don’t be a hater mang.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 22, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Duuuuude

Charissa Thompson…

#mmmmh

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

OMG I'M SO TIRED OF THESE ALANNA AND OTHER REPORTERS ARE HOT DISCUSSOINS

that was a joke btw

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee

I’ll be over here analyzing the current active roster’s HAR…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOOK HOW RIGHT/WRONG YOU ARE!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

y’all kill me

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOOK HOW RIGHT YOU ARE

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

pics or it didn't happen

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am asking for it to happen...that's the point.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

I understand and I still want pics or it didn't happen

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

If it happened, you bet your sweet ass there would be pics.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

so... how exactly would all this happen?

I mean, what are we doing with the chocolate syrup?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

ewwwwwwwwww

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Special", indeed.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

/snort

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

NO

Outside of that, though, I will leave this as an exercise for the reader.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

we need to talk ;-)

well, you talk. I’ll listen. My laryngitis is at about 80% at this point.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Counter-suggestion:

No talking. Just chocolate dipped sushi till you see the light.

by everever on Aug 22, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

can I have the sushi without the chocolate?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sushi plus preggo equals a no-go (well, mostly)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

two words: oshinko rolls.

two more words: plausible deniability. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

wat

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

I… don’t even know what to say to this.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

so hot.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 22, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Excuse me sir.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

A new guy.

by NinjaSwan on Aug 22, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

BAND

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Am not!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Are too!

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dee too!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

OOOOH!

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

You were implicated in this too, you know ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Was not

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Were too!

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Prove it!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Officially?

I know nothing, because plausible deniability is my stock in trade.

Unofficially? I just can’t let a “Am not!” go unanswered.

by everever on Aug 22, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

So you're saying you don't mind being called a Hunter Pence lookalike?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

trust me, nothing looks good in a Phillies uni

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee kind of disagrees

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOOK HOW RIGHT YOU ARE

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHA

Have to say, though, I don’t see it

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

cHAR, eHAR, and rHAR?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's ok

you’re entitled to your opinion, even if it’s wrong ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Words repeated so often in this house...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sgt. Schultz:

Unsung Hero

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Punter Hence lookalikes?

I’m more of a Clint Barmes, myself

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:41 PM MDT reply actions  

You're Mark Ellis?

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Perhaps...only fatter

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Touche, my friend.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that why 2yo is so into him?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

he doesn’t look like an alien baby when he’s not wearing a hat

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

HEY

I became ok with the #1, but no cueballing, dude!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I meant I was closer to him in resemblance, not a carbon copy.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

fair enough

i guess.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

OT: Mmmm chocolate milk

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 10:56 PM MDT reply actions  

was it made with chocolate syrup?

and are you dipping sushi into it?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Chocolate syrup yes

Not dipping sushi….eww

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

that sounds like it would be awful on pretty much every level

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 5:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

I for one am willing to put up with all manner of clashing culinary tastes

Considering the more excting aspect of the situation. Not that I was invited, mind.

by biondino on Aug 23, 2011 5:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe chocolate syrup

But dark chocolate shavings in a roll would be good. I had a roll once that was beef tenderloin; it would be good with that.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 8:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

100% Backed

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

One thing I forgot to mention in the wrap:

The Astros were eliminated from playoff contention with tonight’s loss.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 10:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Really?

Wow. Are they the first?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe so.

I’m thinking Baltimore isn’t far off.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 22, 2011 11:05 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

No

The Rockies were eliminated when JDLR’s arm went kaput.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 22, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

The Rockies were eliminated when JDLR’s arm went kaput.when the calendar changed to 2011

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

So...tied with the Astros, then?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 22, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

And the rest of the NL Central breathes a sigh of relief

By “rest” I mean everyone that still remembers the Astros are a team.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 23, 2011 12:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

So, on this day in 2010

We were 11.0 games out.

On September 17th, we were 1.0 games out.

#justsayin
#Zombies

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 22, 2011 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

A Zombie Run would be fun... ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 22, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

It really really would

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Major difference...

Last year at this time SanDiego was way out in front alone meaning that they wet the bed (which they did) everyone else could catch up quick. This year there are two teams way ahead of us so we need more help – in other words, we are chasing whoever has the better record between SF and AZ. Short of taking AT LEAST 11 of the 13 remaining games with the two teams in front of us, I see no way we catch up.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 22, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's just the reality of the situation

The numbers just don’t work unless the Rockies completely destroy both teams head to head down the stretch.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 22, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think people know that.

No reason can’t keep a faint hope in the back of their mind, no matter how slim.

Plus, I think most people are just going with the flow at this point. If something amazing happens, awesome. If not, eh.

by holly96 on Aug 22, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thx 4 the positive spin

So what you are saying RIRF is that we control our own destiny. Finally. Bring on Alan White

by MileHighHawkeye on Aug 23, 2011 7:31 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

"I see no way we catch up"

I respect your “realism”, but I’m not buying your argument entirely. The probability is very small this year, but it was almost equally as small last year. On 8/21/2010, we were 6 games behind the Giants too.

8 games left in the month. We finish 4-1, then take 2/3 from AZ, Arizona finishes 2-4 and loses 2/3 from us(not an outrageous claim with Wash and SD playing good baseball), we are suddenly only 5.0 games behind them. And while the Giants have a ridiculously easy looking homestand ahead…all of those injuries are making them field a minor league team, essentially.

Either way, if we’re somehow 5.0 games back by the end of the month, don’t start hibernating for winter. I can see both the Giants and Padres plummeting back to around .500. Tulo and CarGo are blazing right now, and this division is very, very weak. Alex White’s performance tomorrow will determine a lot.

There’s a lot of baseball left.

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by Hollidayrain on Aug 22, 2011 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have fun stormin' the castle!

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by Yokel on Aug 22, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Think it'll work?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 12:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

The Rockies are only MOSTLY dead.

There’s a big difference between MOSTLY dead and ALL dead.

by Shoemaker on Aug 23, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

So in other words

The Rockies are like this.

How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.

by free7694 on Aug 23, 2011 12:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

the giants are only half a team

the rest went on the DL during this last road trip…

by RMC7511 on Aug 23, 2011 7:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also, DEPRESSING

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by SDcat09 on Aug 22, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm trying really hard not to have any expectations for Alex White tomorrow

but it’s hard. I’m really looking forward to seeing him pitch in Denver.

by everever on Aug 22, 2011 11:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Look at the calender year

And lower those expectations. If he survives it without a neck brace and/or burst appendix I will be a happy man.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 23, 2011 12:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

JFK's Quote of the Day:

“You forget about it whether it was 15-2 or 3-2. It’s still a loss. It doesn’t matter what the score was if we win tomorrow.” ~Derek Jeter

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by jrockies on Aug 22, 2011 11:54 PM MDT reply actions  

worst part:

bugs cant fly/move backward. so when they do get stuck in ear canals and such, they go deeper and deeper.

most times, they die inside of you. you know they are dead because you can still feel them, but they stop moving.

by roxintober on Aug 23, 2011 7:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

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