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Tuesday Rockpile: Alex White to Debut Tonight

3.  The Rockies have won three consecutive games for the first time since July 27-30.

8.5.  The Rockies are 8.5 games behind a playoff spot, the closest they have been since July 16, after this game. Forget your elementary math class.  Neither of those numbers are larger than:

2.  Two teams are at least 7.5 games out in front of the Rockies.  While both teams are vulnerable (the Diamondbacks have lost six straight and half of the Giants roster is on the DL), that's still a ridiculously tall task, especially when Jim Tracy is "maximizing" the line-up by benching Seth Smith against a RHP.

The NL West is a crazy division, with the Padres and Rockies leading the NL in runs scored since the ASB, but considering those three wins came against two last place teams, let's just look at the immediate and long-term future and let the moderate future play out.

One of the biggest ingredients to the longterm future finally gets to be taken out of its dusty place in the cupboard, as Alex White will make his Rockies debut tonight against the Astros and Bud Norris at Coors Field.  This comes 24 days after acquiring the right-handed starter.

Meanwhile, the Indians are beating their heads against the wall, fighting a chillingly familiar battle:

"What's wrong with Jimenez....? Both Antonetti and Acta insist that Jimenez is healthy, the manager saying the MRI taken during a pretrade physical "was squeaky clean." ...

Antonetti said: "His velocity is a little down from last year, but he's still ninth or 10th in the big leagues, ahead of CC."

I read those same statements word for word a dozen times in April and May.  In the 24 days since the trade, Jimenez has allowed 21 runs in 21 innings.  I am not rooting against Ubaldo Jimenez by any means, but I do not miss the "Is Ubaldo broken?" constant worry that lingered over this season.  That has been partially whited out.

Alex White is one of the four pieces acquired for Jimenez and the first to arrive at Coors Field tonight, when he checks into his CarGo-adjacent locker and takes the field.  White is riding a 15.1 scoreless inning streak in AA and appears confident.  In fact, White claims not to be intimidated of Coors Field in the slightest:

"It's the same thing as pitching in a ballpark when the wind is blowing out," White said. "Nothing I can do about it, so I don't worry about it."

Well no, Alex, Coors Field isn't difficult just because of balls flying further, but that's the right attitude to take into Coors, so I'll take it.  

Star-divide

Former Rockie Cory Sullivan profiles as front-office type | On the Rox — Colorado Rockies news — Denver Post  He wore number 18 and embodied the same type of player the current uno-ocho does for the Rockies, but in the outfield.  Now, as Troy Renck says, the Rockies' starting centerfielder during Rocktober07 has his eyes on a front office job.

Rockies' Tulowitzki sets mark for consecutive games without an error - The Denver Post  Note: this is a personal mark, as he has now gone a career-high 47 straight error-less games.  He leads the NL in fielding percentage, UZR, BRef's Total Zone, and is second to Alex Gonzalez in Dewan's Runs Saved (DRS).  Pick any metric you want - Tulo isn't just a good defensive shortstop, he is elite.

Injured right-hander Juan Nicasio eager to pitch again for Colorado Rockies - The Denver Post  Nicasio is in great spirits, is motivated, and has suffered no setbacks during day-to-day tasks.  That's as good of news as we can hope for, but the real tests of his future will come in the Arizona Instructional League this fall and Spring Training in February.

Street, Lindstrom could rejoin Rockies Friday | ColoradoRockies.com: News  Ryan Spilborghs has gone 6-for-12 with a double and 3 HR (including a 3-run walkoff shot last night) in his 3-day rehab stint in Colorado Springs.  He could be up soon as well, though the Rockies may wait until September 1, when rosters expand.

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Sorry for the late/scatterbrained 'pile.

Sinus infection has me all over the place

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 8:16 AM MDT reply actions  

Nice work as usual.

I especially like this line:

…especially when Jim Tracy is “maximizing” the line-up by benching Seth Smith against a RHP.

Maybe your illness has to do with your 4-state field-work extravaganza you did yesterday.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

I woke up with it unfortunately, but it didn't kick my butt until last night

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 9:58 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Colorado is already rocking in anticipation of Alex White's debut tonight.

Hope everything is ok in CO.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 8:25 AM MDT reply actions  

Yay!

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 23, 2011 8:54 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

This needs a pic or something

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Taveras was injured during the Rocktober run

He was out of the line-up from September 9 until the NLCS.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 8:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

I remember his amazing diving catch in the NLCS

that saved a couple of runs. Game 1 if i remember right with Corpas pitching. Wow…we made that run with Sully…even more impressive.

by osierra11 on Aug 23, 2011 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

that Atkins-Holliday-Helton-Tulo-Hawpe core was fierce in 2007

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 8:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

and the Dragon Slayer

Fogg was throwing junk out there and even when he served one up he went unfazed. Whether he struck someone out or gave up a bomb, he was still spitting to his right and adjusting his cap. Became a fan of his during this ride.

by osierra11 on Aug 23, 2011 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Game two, with Hawkins pitching.

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is correct.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 23, 2011 8:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sullivan was always really friendly in CF

I like the guy.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 8:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

didn't Spilly get quite a few CF starts during that run?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah he did

They were split, with Spilly getting more than Sullivan. Good catch

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 8:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was living in Oregon that year and had to follow several games on yahoo

dying a little between each gametracker update. Was so happy that TBS had the DS and CS so I could watch even if Tony Gwynn is the worst

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 8:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

Can't wait to see White tonight.

Love his repertoire, as I think it fits well in Coors.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 23, 2011 8:35 AM MDT reply actions  

That has been partially whited out.

I see what you did there.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 23, 2011 8:42 AM MDT reply actions  

Just like when the Rockies "beat Myers"

yup

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 8:43 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I KNOW NOTHING

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 23, 2011 8:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

8.5 back?

We got this. Playoffs here we come.

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 23, 2011 8:43 AM MDT reply actions  

and it's going to have to include sweeps of the D-backs and Giants

Even 2-1 series wins won’t help a whole lot if we kill 3 games to gain 1.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 23, 2011 9:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

You konw,

I was thinking that the game on Saturday, with the wild 13 inning comeback/walkoff, would be a great win to kickstart a streak. Just saying.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

What is more likely

us going 27-6 or both the Dbacks and Giants going 6-27?

by mkorpal on Aug 23, 2011 9:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Can't it be both?

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Great to hear that about Juan! Come onnnnn speedy recovery

And I have such a weird fan relationship with Tulo. I don’t like him personally as much as I like Todd and Cargo, so I find myself getting irrationally angry out of time he pulls a Barmes popout or doesn’t knock it out of the park. Then I look at his season batting and stats and I’m like… oh. Then I see those defensive stats and I’m like… as you were Tulo.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 23, 2011 8:50 AM MDT reply actions  

OT: Check this out if anyone thinks there has just been 1 quake

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Maps/US2/36.38.-106.-104.php

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 8:51 AM MDT reply actions  

Thanks! Good link.

@bix783

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by bix on Aug 23, 2011 9:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

If I was back home, I would've felt it.

I leave and all the earthquakes, tornadoes and all the fun stuff that happens out there comes along. I’m just dealing with the Monsoon. Oh well, it happens

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah earthquakes are a hoot!

When they’re little and don’t cause damage. Otherwise….not so much

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

First decent one I felt freaked me out really bad.

I always wanted to feel one. But I was good after that.

Weird that there have been earthquakes in CO and DC area, both places where I have family, yet none for me in California.

by holly96 on Aug 23, 2011 1:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's count our blessings!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too much government causing the quakes? :-P

 The two greatest concentration of Feds are DC and here.

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 23, 2011 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Welcome to my world(well California's world anyway)

Glad everyone is okay there.

I’ve had that link bookmarked for about 5 years now. Everytime I feel something not quite right or see my blinds shake, I query that thing. It’s amazing how many earthquakes actually happen that we never even feel. Good stuff.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Im done talking about it

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

There was an earthquake last night? So scary I slept right thru it.

Is it 2012 yet?

by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 23, 2011 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Biggest one was 5.3. There were and still are smaller ones

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

just had one in central vermont

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

2012: get ready for White Pomz!

by papality on Aug 23, 2011 11:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Anyone going to the game tonight?

I’m hoping to be there in the Rockpile with two friends.

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by bix on Aug 23, 2011 9:03 AM MDT reply actions  

I have two tickets

but they may now go unused. Friend backed out this morning and my wife doesn’t want to go.

by osierra11 on Aug 23, 2011 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well clearly the answer is divorce ;)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

She's been a trooper

She’s been to 8 games so far and seeing the forecast at 96, she’s not too thrilled to go again. I got feelers out there but Tuesday’s are a tough day to make a game.

by osierra11 on Aug 23, 2011 9:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wow 96? That's ridiculous!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Heh, I like it.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 10:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was going to make a ‘White Power’ joke but I’m genuinely terrified to even do a Google Image Search for the term.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 10:28 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also, upon close scrutiny, there is not any way to make a ‘White Power’ joke. So I want to make it abundantly clear we’re talking about Alex White here, and I hope he’s got the power like Snap back in the day, ya’ll.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

WHITE POWER

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

OK, I’m done.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 10:32 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

But...I'm white....

"That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

by Gr3yStreet on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

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by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

yep. AMart and I bought tickets on Saturday

first row, upper infield right behind home plate.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's perfect Dinger pinging range

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

L325, row 1

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

L333

Row 2. It’s a great view and can see the movment of the pitch.

by osierra11 on Aug 23, 2011 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh snap, we got the L?

I thought we were in the standard U

hey Muzia

this is gonna rock

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 23, 2011 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm the man.

You’re in charge of the Chipotle and shoelickers

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

nothing goes with a burrito

like a shoelicker.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Chipotle? Illegal Pete's all the way.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 9:55 AM MDT up reply actions  

I went to school in Boulder, and still believe Illegal Pete's is incredibly overrated.

aside from their breakfast burritos, which are top notch

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Big City!

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

\m/

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's sad.

I’m on a first name basis with most of the employees there…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

there is one a half mile from my house in windsor

But its terrible. When craving big city, I drive past it half an hour to the Fort Collins over.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 10:29 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Waaaay late for this combo

But have to send a shout out to Big City peeps – definitly the best burrito joint i’ve ever been too, for basically two reasons:
  
1.) They season and fry their potatoes to perfection. Always crispy on the outside, chewy on the inside

2) They have really good onions.

Their tortillas and hot sauces are great, the meat isnt anything to write home about

La Luz is good for their weekend breakfast, their two for five weekday breakfast burritos (which aren’t fantastic, but they are cheap) and their fish burritos. Cafe Mexicali does smothered burritos, so a slightly different style, but they’re sauces are so good that a plain old bean and rice burrito are delicious.

Chipotle puts way to much rice in their burritos, and in general I don’t find them very flavorful.

Qdoba is only good if you want gobs of queso on your burrito.

Of course, I really wish Lupitas Tamales was still open. Not a burrito place per se, but for three bucks you could get a good lunch.

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 11:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

*Convo

Wow, that was very OT, sorry

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 11:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Big City is amazing.

I’m addicted to their potato burritos.

by Shoemaker on Aug 23, 2011 11:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can't recommend the entire menu, but the Queso and the Big Fish Burrito push them over the top.

La Luz up in Fort Fun isn’t too bad either.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

La Luz is sub par.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Accept Chipotle/Qdoba's tortillas are crap.

I’ll take places that don’t make a burrito that is wrapped up in sandpaper for $800 Alex.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's an expensive burrito

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

I do too, but I often get the bowls just to avoid the calories. Those tortialls are freaking bad for you.

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by Greg Stanwood on Aug 23, 2011 10:15 AM MDT up reply actions  

What??? 1500 calories for a burrito is bad?

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's the tortilla that makes it bad...

not the 2 lbs of food in it…

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Heh.

All of this talk about tortillas, and I’m going to have to go to the good tortilla store this weekend.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

growing up my mom would make them fresh just about

every day….I was so spoiled.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

300+ calories for the burrito alone

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by dsmba on Aug 23, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

So....

anyone catch how Holliday left the game last night?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:15 AM MDT reply actions  

Just your good old everyday moth-ear

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by Jeff Francis Day on Aug 23, 2011 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

that's some silence of the lambs s*** there.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah creepy

The Gods of Baseball hate Matt Holliday, first the nutshot on national tv, then an appendectomy now this

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

/2011?

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I can't remember another apendectomy in pro baseball, this year Holliday, Dunn and Pomeranz

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres last fall for the Giants?

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

I had forgotten that was what laid him low

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

halladay a few years back

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by Resolution on Aug 23, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

wha happened?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

a moth flew in his ear and got stuck.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

:( That sucks

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

how was game with mum and da?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

It was great.

A grand time was had by all.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

cool.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

carted off.

/mollycoddled

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

they mess with your crystals

you get all virtigo’d

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

Todd Helton has the same wOBA this year as Albert Pujols

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:16 AM MDT reply actions  

this is awesome.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

No kidding and why doesn't Todd step up and shoulder more of the blame for this season?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not earning his $20MIL CONTRACT

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Giambi's wOBA leads all NL 1B with 100 PA

if you add Giambi and Heltons numbers together our 1B is easily the best in the NL

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

we live in a strange parallel universe...

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 9:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

So sad that we didn't have this Seth Smith and this Todd Helton

and this Jason Giambi last year

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

sorry I don't know if you know how this works

Todd Helton isn’t an All Star at age 38, he should be berated for that while other 38 year old players get the pass despite performing worse and getting paid large amounts (there’s gotta be one or two out there).

Jason Giambi once did Steroids, so you can’t acknowledge him as being a legitimate contributor.

They both play in Coors Field. If you look at the past 3 years, they have both hit exactly 1 single apiece on the road and have batted roughly .600/.750/.1000 at Coors Field.

The Rockies turn off the humidor when these two come up to the plate.

I’d really appreciate if you’d get with the program. The Rockies aren’t even really a team.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 23, 2011 9:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Did you know they traded a pitcher for three more pitchers???

They’re soooooo STUPID.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sad that the Neyer piece didn't even touch on the injury

as if “he hasn’t hit 20 HR” didn’t have a context, I myself always viewed Todd as a Wade Boggs type more than a big bopper his HR were a pleasant side side benefit from one of the best/most disciplined gap power hitters I have ever seen.

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He had those 3 seasons of “MONGO HIT HOME RUN”, which raised a lot of eyebrows, esp when we’re talking about a strong LD hitter.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 23, 2011 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

why does everyone overlook the effect of adding 4 new pitching staffs

in COL, FLA, AZ, TB had on hitting in that era? Top tier pitchers had great performances against all the AAAA players that were suddenly in the lineups around the league in those years too. Top tier hitters, and top tier pitchers both feasted in that era. Sure there were a couple Brady Andersons and Brett Boones but for the most part great hitters hit better and great pitchers pitched better.

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Pitching was awful, steroid use was rampart, and Coors was humidor-less.

Out of those three factors, I say awful pitching played a larger role in the increases production across the league and at Coors than the other two. Combine terrible pitching with ’roids and you get the stupefying numbers from that era.

That is a long-winded way of saying I agree with you.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to tell me that not all of the 25 pitchers we used

in 2000 or the 26 we used in 2001 were not all MLB caliber players?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 11:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Every time Todd moves to pick a throw to 1st

I cringe since his legs will split in twain.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

/2000

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

So why, for some dumb reason I'm sure, is this game not on TV tonight?

They should show this game. It is kind of important to show the guy who you got for one of your main stars.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:21 AM MDT reply actions  

It's on TV...as is every other weekday night game.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 23, 2011 9:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not this one. I saw the schedule last night

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

ok, I am the dumb one here.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:29 AM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

I think next Saturday's game falls in the Fox window again too

Lots of games people can’t watch.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 23, 2011 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

The "Fox Window"

dumbest rule in sports.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 9:37 AM MDT up reply actions  

Re - ranting is better than re-gifting

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

Fine, you asked for it.

How come when I live in the hell that is Iowa, that 6 (that’s 20% of the teams in MLB) are blacked out to my entire state? How the hell is it that the cereal capital of America (Cedar Rapids) is in the viewing market of the Twins (5 hours away), Cardinals (8 hours away), Brewers (6 hours away), and Royals (12 hours away)? I understand the Cubs and White Sox since half the people in this crap hole of a state are from Illinois. My satellite doesn’t get the channels that show the games for the 4 teams mentioned above, and I’m lucky if I get to see a White Sox game, and I’m not paying the extra ~$30 a month to subscribe to the extra channels in case my beloved Rockies are playing those teams.

Let me watch the games I am paying for!!!

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 9:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Same thing right?

MLB is the least accessible sport to its fans. If you can’t afford to subscribe to cable, and live in the “home” territory of your favorite team, you are completely screwed. Why not create incentives for more local over-the-air broadcast of games, especially on weekends? Sigh…

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

MLB is miles ahead of other leagues as far as alternative means of enjoying content

but these blackout policies and such are really just painfully rooted in a very greedy and stupid mindset.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 23, 2011 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

MLB is the most

accessible sport to see live.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 10:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think this Saturday's game is on FOX. that's if they show it.

They better, its my birthday but I have to work.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Why is that?

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

He lives in Rhode Island...

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

Understandable. But who gives a hoot about the Yanks and Red Sox

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

a massive section of the population

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

AND THEY ARE ALL WRONG! LOL

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

It’s not totally wrong to be a fan of the home team.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 23, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, not if the home team is the Rockies....

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah yeah

But I’m just sayin’.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 23, 2011 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

yea but

the next line is “if they don’t win it’s a shame”

in NY they sing “root root root for the Yankees,
if they don’t win f*&$ ’em”

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

that is not true at all

we sing if they don’t win blame ARod

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by Resolution on Aug 23, 2011 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

And half of southern california...sadly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 10:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nobody's perfect. No offense RIRF

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Nope. Not anymore. New Mexico. I get ROOT here.

Actually closer to Phoenix than Denver but rather drive farther to go to Coors.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Where in NM?

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Grants. Im 75 miles west of ABQ

Have been considering trying to go see an Isotopes game just to get my fill of a live game.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

I know ABQ’s closer to Denver, so I was wondering.

’Topes games are fun. And cheap. I went to a ’Topes/Sky Sox game back in May, and it was something like $12 to sit in the front row next to the visiting dugout.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yea, but I would still rather drive to Denver.

Wife thinks we should go to Chase Field and watch them there. I think it would be neato to go there just cause its another ballpark. But, I would feel so out pf place there in my Rox stuff. If I know her, she would probably go in her Cubs stuff. She cracks me up.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

I went to a Sky Sox game last year

Say behind home plate, two rows up in front of a scout for $2. Tuesdays rule.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 10:32 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I must do this in the future.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

/most successful franchise in the history of professional sports

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know this makes me a bit of a heretic

but I kind of wish that the Rockies would join the AL west with Houston joining the NL West in their place. I would love to watch Giambi or someone similar play every day, and as much as I like real baseball I think it would be easier to keep bat bat defenders in the lineup if we had a DH

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 10:04 AM MDT reply actions  

Take an eternal lap!

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Real baseball doesn't have a DH

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 10:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

NO!!!

Bad fan! NO!!!

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 10:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

I feel like MLB should do a once-every-10-or-20-years reboot

And completely realign divisions. Whether or not it actually effects the playoffs or whatev, that’s a different story. It’d just mix things up in a good way.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 23, 2011 10:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

The players union is on line 1 and they just said "Go to Hell"

They have a point… Think about the detrimental effects not having players like Adam Dunn and his .169 BA being a part of the game.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Communist.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

I have moved to the camp to add the DH to both leagues

Not realign leagues, just add the DH

Please note: realignment view subject to change if the Rockies move to same division with Twins, Cubs, Royals, and Astros

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 23, 2011 10:32 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is kind of where I am at the Bosox get to add another .400 wOBA hitter to their every day lineup

and we have to risk our stud pitchers running the basepaths. I don’t like the DH, but I really don’t like that my compettion gets one and I don’t

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 11:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes this

sums up my feelings quite well

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

that would be a fun division to play in

not to actually watch the games in, but to check on the standings in as we won 150 games

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends on who's planning the strategy.

Tracy’s tendencies to pinch-hit Wigginton with Helton on the bench or use three relief pitchers to get three outs often make me think I’d rather watch Giambi hit some freakin’ dingers.

by Shoemaker on Aug 23, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sure!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Do we burn heretics here?

Or at least give them a harsh public scolding?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with you 100%. You're not alone.

I, for one, am sick of visiting 3 pitchers parks in our division thrice a year. It kills our home/away split averages and makes everyone scream COORS even louder.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 23, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

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by Shoemaker on Aug 23, 2011 10:34 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'm partial to:
BillEmHall has been cleaved in twain by the spikes of a baserunner and charged with three errors on the play.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

The whole thing is amazing.
i_crapped_my_hunterpence: /annihilates the sh*t out of the ball

i_crapped_my_hunterpence: /looks like a robot controlled by insects

i_crapped_my_hunterpence: EKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE

by Shoemaker on Aug 23, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

<3

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 23, 2011 10:44 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why did this sound ever so familiar to me?
BochyBall: Great, go on the DL. I don’t give a sh*t. Anything to free up space for my favorite player, Mark De Rosa!
BurrellChested: Why…why would you do that? Mark’s a great guy but he’s been injured the entire two years he’s been on the Giants.
BochyBall: He’s been there before. He’s a gamer.
BurrellChested: What does that even mean


BochyBall: /glares

No wonder I hate you.

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 10:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

It is.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 23, 2011 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I feel many a meme being born

Particularly Zone of Assault

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes! I cracked up on that one

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 11:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

No wonder why America likes this game,

You get to smack the crap out of Che Guivera.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 1:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Charles Bukowski one almost got me in trouble I was holding it in but damn near lost it

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 11:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

The schadenfreude is like heaping piles of sprinkles

On the 5-gallon bucket of icy, creamy hillarity.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 11:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Contract compensation across MLB.

Great new toy on Baseball Prospectus

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 11:25 AM MDT reply actions  

HA

sort by 1B, then check out $/WAR for NL West first basemen.

Aubrey Huff $14,276,944/WAR
James Loney $376,817,419/WAR

Arizona and San Diego have multiple players that don’t qualify due to owning negative WAR for the year.

Brandon Belt is good in limited play at $957,420/WAR

Good ol’ Todd Helton? $3,473,019/WAR

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 11:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

What do Giambino and Helton combine for this year?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 11:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

Loney's in Divide-by-Zero territory

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 11:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

also, this

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 11:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

Philly should be in third with $50mil committed

They forgot Ryan Howard’s contract. Seriously.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 11:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

They have $25mil listed for 2015

Both Howard and Lee will be making $25m that year. But they only have $12mil listed for 2016, the same size as Lee’s option.

The missing money has to be Howard’s. Ridiculous.

On a side note, here is the wording on Lee’s 2016 option for $27.5mil or a $12.5mil buyout:

option becomes guaranteed if Lee 1) is not on the disabled list at end of 2015 season with injury to left elbow or left shoulder, and 2) has 200 IP in 2015 or 400 IP in 2014-15

I wonder what happens if Lee literally loses a leg at the end of 2015.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 11:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

3rd basemen around the league have been absolutely goddawful this year, yet have the 2nd highest salary

Ian Stewart’s black hole of suck has gotten so large it’s collapsed in on itself like a neutron star and has started taking other 3rd basemen with it.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 23, 2011 11:57 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is it possible

That Stewie is wholly responsible for the dramatic decline of MLB wide offense in the 10-11 seasons?

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Our finest astrophysicists are on the task.

But I’m not sure even the Large Hadron Collider has enough energy to replicate the gravitational pull of that much suck.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Poor Stewy

If only he’d slopped hogs in SoCal…

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

If there is no hog to slop

does the hog still go hungry?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

The slopper does.

No bacon.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

So Stewy should have been more selfish

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bacon is the answer to everything.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Quick!

Someone send the boy a side of bacon!

Is it 2012 yet?

by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 23, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

At last!!! We have the answer!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

this is immensely probable

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

shellfish?

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only if it tastes like bacon

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hivemind

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

oooooooh....interesting

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

and likely deadly for me. But yum!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Scallops are a lot less allergenic than say shrimp

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I don't really like shrimp.

Lobster on the other hand, one of my favorite foods that I really oughtn’t eat.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

My mom is the worst with this

she takes several Benadryll then eats her shrimp…all this from a nurse she should know better

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by TomCat009 on Aug 23, 2011 12:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've had one bite (literally) of lobster

in the past year. It was sooooo good.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bacon-wrapped scallops.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yum

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by TomCat009 on Aug 24, 2011 10:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

OT: Pentagon and Capital being evacuated due to apparent earthquake

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:02 PM MDT reply actions  

2011'd?

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't even know there was an OT today...derp

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, wait, what?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I felt what I thought was a weak earthquake

I went to the archives page, and posted about it there since there was no OT for today.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 23, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ahh gotcha

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

You reported an earthquake you felt today in the OT of yesterday

That’s wibbley wobbley timey wimey stuff

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Isn't it a weird thing?

You have absolutely no control over it, and aren’t sure if you should duck and cover or just wait and see if it gets worse.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's great.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Big earthquake in DC

Needless to say, my Facebook just exploded.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

felt it in Chapel Hill, NC

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey AMart

I think this would be a better Geddy Lee picture for you to use:

Well, I guess besides the Halo uniform

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 12:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Linkfail

http://www.bizofbaseball.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2249&Itemid=42

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 23, 2011 12:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

joe beimel DFAd by pirates

lets snag him

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Yes please!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heck yes.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's no JC Romero...

also, not a Matt…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 12:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

But he's Beimel. NuffSaid

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

i wish dotel were available

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are a sick person

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 12:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

A lap.

Take one.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 12:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

haha

oh come on, i was playing off the romero bit

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 12:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

You owe Romero an apology

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

not after last night i don't

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

But he's not as bad a Dotel, right?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only Wiggy is worse.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

jose lopez?

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 1:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I mean amongst pitchers

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought you meant amongst all hex-carrying baseball players.

My bad.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh man. That would a list that is too long and

horrifying to think about.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

I miss Beimel.

Is it 2012 yet?

by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 23, 2011 1:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa

D-Backs trade Kelly Johnson to Blue Jays for John McDonald & Aaron Hill?

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

Looking for IF depth, maybe?

Hill is basically Johnson, only having an even worse season at the plate. McDonald does give them some more depth to fill in for Drew’s absence, I guess.

Any contract issues that might explain the move?

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 1:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

it looks like they're all free agents after this year.

they probably really needed McDonald though to fill in at SS

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh Johnson is a type B Free Agent

so naturally the Jays go after him

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

more info

Hill has expensive options over the next 3 years: $8 mill, $8 mill, and $10 mill. Doubt the DBacks want to exercise those. I really don’t get this deal for them.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

news from the twitter world

DBacks trade Kelly Johnson for Aaron Hill and John McDonald

a “mystery team” claimed Wandy Rodiguez

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:22 PM MDT reply actions  

My heart just sunk.

Please, God, no Wandy.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

We wouldn't, would we?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

too late

already did

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

look how wrong I am

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

We claimed him

Five bucks we trade Huston Street for him and take on his salary.

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by MattBerger on Aug 23, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffff

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Need a no button?

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

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by MattBerger on Aug 23, 2011 1:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's exactly how it sounded in my head

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's exactly how it sounded in my head

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

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by MattBerger on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFF

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

"press in dire situations"

LOL

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Based on current records, 87 wins seems like a reasonable number to be in contention for the division title.

That means that the Rockies can only lose 7 more games. A 26- 7 record has been accomplished before by this franchise, so there’s the teeniest-tiniest glimmer of hope. Now if the current Giant and D-back implosions continue, then this could get interesting if the Rockies can win at least 7 out of every 10 games moving forward.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 1:45 PM MDT reply actions  

wow

wow. wow.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh FFS....

/smh

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was from Ken Rosenthal, by the way. He also said this:
#Rockies will not want to give up anything to take on Wandy’s contract: $36M from 2012 to ’14 if he exercises player opt for ’14.

by holly96 on Aug 23, 2011 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok.

well the good news is that the Rockies clearly have no problem adding salary. which is a good sign.

but WHY???? what are we going to do with Wandy

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I should have read KYF

Is he pitching?

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

there's an interesting caveat to this negotiation

somebody correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s it looks like if Wandy is just waived, then his ‘14 option remains a club option. That could make his contract much more reasonable for the Rockies. That means that we don’t have to offer anything, and we can just see if they are willing to clear him off their books for nothing.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

That contract is terrible.

I mean, I can see him being the innings-eater next year, but after that? What’s the point?

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 1:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wandy>>>>>>>>Millwood/Cook, etc

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 1:52 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's sorta my thinking.

Depending on what we gave up (hopefully not much), I’m not sure why this would be a bad idea.

by holly96 on Aug 23, 2011 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

essentially, we are replacing Cook's money with better (lefty) performance the next two years

We need someone to eat innings while the young kids develop.

I don’t actually hate it.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah after thinking about it some more

I basically agree with you.

This gives Pomeranz time to develop on his own schedule as well.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Innings Pitched

2007: 182.2
2008: 137.1
2009: 205.2
2010: 195
2011: 147.0

This makes a ton of sense, not to mention he’s had right around a 3.60 xFIP the last four years. If we want to take on the salary, sold.

We won’t get a decent FA for that price in Colorado, and it keeps our young arms healthy.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:00 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

not to mention

Chacin, Wandy, DLR, White, Nicasio, Pomeranz, Hammel

is pretty sexy for rotation options.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow. O'Dowd is stockpiling arms like a madman.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

the new NL west

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, of those 7, only 5 will be available Opening Day

And Pom’s even a stretch for that.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Porn isn't ready opening day

It won’t be long after. By February, the only effect of the appendicitis will be a few missed starts, including, most likely, the chance to have gotten his feet wet in the big leagues. I think the only way he isn’t “available” opening day is if the front office decides he isn’t quite ready based on ST and he goes back down to do a couple more tune up starts. I definitely wouldn’t say he’s a “stretch” to be ready opening day.

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 3:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

porn?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 3:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guess I know where your mind is...

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

He said Porn not porn

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

hehe

he said ‘Porn’
hehe

Is it 2012 yet?

by DAWNMARIE01 on Aug 23, 2011 3:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

yeesh, a guy just tries to discuss Mr. Porneranz and all the smuthounds come out of the woodwork around here….

Also, I now learned the “rn” vs. “m” thing is much more pronounced in the subject line…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 3:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know if anyone views it as Plan A.

I don’t necessarily agree with it, but there’s a hesitancy to bring up pitching prospects quickly.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 3:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

if we pull of this trade/waiver pickup

he got White and Pomeranz for free and exchanged Ubaldo for Wandy, both of whom he sees as #2/#3 types. Only downside is the more expensive contract.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

...which is mostly offset by Cook's disappearing salary

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

whoa

did we just win the ubaldo trade?

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

this helps with the Tyler Anderson draft, actually

I’d been struggling to see where the organization is heading the next couple of years. Now it’s obvious.

Stockpile as many quality arms as possible. No more Greg Reynolds or Alan Johnson starts.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's see how this would evolve:

Right now the rotation is:

Chacin
Cook
Millwood
White
Rogers
Hammel as a spare

Add Rodriguez:

Chacin
Rodriguez
White
Rogers/Cook/Millwood (pick 2)
Hammel still a spare

Beginning of next year:

Chacin
Rodriguez
White
Hammel/Rogers/Pomeranz (pick 2)

No more than a month in:

Chacin
Rodriguez
White
Porneranz
Hammel/Rogers (pick 1)

If/when Nicasio recovers:

Chacin
Rodriguez
White
Porneranz
Nicasio

When JdlR recovers:

Chacin
White
Porneranz
Nicasio
JdlR

Wandy may become a tradeable asset by the trade deadline next year. If we can get him for virtually nothing, pay him for 11 months or so and flip him for players, I see nothing wrong with this plan…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 3:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll take a 45% GBr pitcher with a 1.7 war for our current lineup.

The contract makes me nervous, but lets see what happens.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 23, 2011 1:52 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Aside from his contract and age (32).

What is the main complaint against Wandy? He seems to have been pretty consistent for that past few years. If a deal gets done, I see this as a JDLR insurance policy, with an Alex White and Drew Pomeranz rider.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's basically just the contract

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

Wandy is good pitcher; he’s just not as good as his contract.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 23, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK, two things:

A) My bet is the Astros pull Rodriguez back off of waivers. They’ll want something for him and there’s no way the Rockies will give up anything substantial.

That being said,

B) Anybody loudly protesting the Rockies taking this flier either has not realized that Aaron Cook, Kevin Millwood and Esmil Rogers are running out to the mound three out of every five days, or took an extra handful of the stupid pills this morning.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 1:54 PM MDT reply actions   2 recs

I think they'll let him go to avoid the rest of the contract

the GM is under strict orders to get payroll down into the 50-60mil range.

If Wandy is traded, the 2014 option automatically vests, and Colorado won’t do that.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

apparently they are already pretty low

but clearing Wandy off the books for a rebuilding team is probably a smart idea anyway.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

thats what cot's has, as well as

“option may become guaranteed based on performance”

by Rosenort on Aug 23, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

A 35 year old will take a 13mil contract if given the option.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

see lilly, ted

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would do it.

And I’m 32 and can’t throw a baseball.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed for brutal honesty

Also, with DLR, we have no left even close to the major league level other than Friedrich.

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by MattBerger on Aug 23, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pomeranz

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 23, 2011 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shoot,

forgot he was a lefty

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by MattBerger on Aug 23, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

He bats right

so there’s that :-)

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

the reverse-timmeh

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

That just sounds dirty

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's nice.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

cat with the claws out

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh no. Just think telling people

they took stupid pills is pretty lame

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1111!!!!!

the convenience store was out of Pringles.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:00 PM MDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

One of the cans of my noise cancelling headphones just broke off at the hinge.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

"You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time." - Jim Bouton

by Franchise26 on Aug 23, 2011 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Superglue?

It worked on the plastic part of my headphones.

by biondino on Aug 23, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Interesting. From Buster Olney:
In Rockies’ internal discussions, fact that no FA will in COL came up. So they claimed Wandy, hoping he could be rotation stabilizer.

by holly96 on Aug 23, 2011 2:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Can someone with access to babelfish translate this for me?

Particularly this part:

fact that no FA will in COL came up

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

insert the word "pitch" after FA and then read again

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I said as much above
We won’t get a decent FA for that price in Colorado, and it keeps our young arms healthy.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably both.

FAs would possibly want more money to choose Colorado, and Colorado is going to be hesitant to shell out more money.

by holly96 on Aug 23, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think its the fact that

any pitcher with options will choose Option B over Colorado every time unless we materially overpay. And if a pitcher doesn’t have options, he’s probably not, like, very good and all.

by Teekalong on Aug 23, 2011 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

This makes more sense.

I mean, who wants to pitch in Colorado (until we start winning consistently.)

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 2:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think this means that

Fat Ass Willin has not come up to Colorado yet. I’m not sure why that’s relevant here, or why BO would think Rosario is fat….

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 3:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

i don't love it and i don't hate it

particularly if we don’t have to give up anything. and if we can move say street or wiggy, it becomes much better for us

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Please, PLEASE take Wiggy.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

i would jump for joy

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

We aren't trading for him.

If he comes here, it’s strictly waiver claim because of that player option.

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 2:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Go Team.

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 2:06 PM MDT reply actions  

sometimes you want to go

where the rockies can win a game
and Todd Helton doesn’t take the blame
you want to be where Tracy sees
his lineup construction is lame
you want to go where Ian Stewart finds some fame

you know, switch it up a little for luck.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

You start Stewart you start Lopez you don’t hit squat and there you are
you’re 8 games back
you’re 8 games back
there’s a time to swing for everything but not when a sac will tie the game
8 games back
you’re 8 games back
when the league never seems
to let you play all last place teams
suddenly you’re finding out you’re 8 games out with 6 games left,
BOOOOO
Booo-oooh-oh-oooooh

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 23, 2011 2:21 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s a pitch, It’s a pitch
Oh the pitch is back
Stone cold fastball as a matter of fact
I can pitch, I can pitch
`Cause I’m better than you
It’s the way the ball moves
The things that I do
I entertain by swinging k’s
Earn my dough by hurling games
I don’t like hits, my God, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty curves when the pitch is back

oh oh oh

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 2:28 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

It seems today,
That all you see,
is losses on Sundays
and tossers throwing B.P

But where are those good old fashion Rockies

On which we used to rely?!
Lucky theres a GarGo guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
positively can do,
all the things that make us…

cheer and cry!

He’s a Car-Go Guy!

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 23, 2011 2:35 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

anthopolous works his magic on kevin towers

please don’t let him find out O’Dowd’s phone number

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by papality on Aug 23, 2011 2:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously.

He’d have us trading Rosario, Arenado, and Pomeranz for Mark Teahen.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 3:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rox make a trade

(not for Wandy)

#Rockies acquire INF Kevin Kouzmanoff & cash consid. from OAK for Player to be Named Later. Kouzmanoff wil report to AAA.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 2:35 PM MDT reply actions  

whoaaaaa

I’ve been wondering about him as a Rockie since he was a Padre!

Stewy to be PTBNL?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think they'd announce it if a MLB player was traded

this is probably a legit PTBNL where the GM picks some lower level player in the offseason off of a list of 5 players

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by black_knight101 on Aug 23, 2011 2:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Could be a nice depth acquisition.

Good defense at least.

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by BittenAnkles on Aug 23, 2011 3:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Welcome home, Kouz!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

The 40-man's going to be a mess before it's all said and done, huh?

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 3:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

lots of moves this year

Nicasio to the 60 day to create room for White as well

by Rosenort on Aug 23, 2011 3:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not being Alex White.

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by Yokel on Aug 23, 2011 3:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

us

1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Chris Nelson® 3B
3. Carlos Gonzalez (L) RF
4. Troy Tulowitzki® SS
5. Todd Helton (L) 1B
6. Seth Smith (L) LF
7. Chris Iannetta® C
8. Jonathan Herrera (S) 2B
9. Alex White® P

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 3:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Tar Heel Battery FTW!

I miss the magic. (h/t papality)

by rockhead on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who is this Alex White?

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by hotdoglady on Aug 23, 2011 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I heard he is a pretty decent pitcher

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 3:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

pretty sure he's just a prospect

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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is the sarcasm getting deep in here or is it just me?

Better go find my high water boots.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

I miss the magic. (h/t papality)

by rockhead on Aug 23, 2011 3:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have no explanation

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

nuthin

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

them

1. Jordan Schafer (L) CF
2. Jose Altuve® 2B
3. J.D. Martinez® LF
4. Carlos Lee® 1B
5. Brian Bogusevic (L) RF
6. Jimmy Paredes (S) 3B
7. Clint Barmes® SS
8. Humberto Quintero® C
9. Bud Norris® P

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 3:35 PM MDT reply actions  

OT: Washington Monument
deanpeters Dean Peters
Earthquake Update: Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it’s leaning to the left. More news at 11.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:18 PM MDT reply actions  

sounds like it must be straight then

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh don't bring sexuality into this!

oh wait….

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow! LOL. You took it that way. Not me. LOL

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know. I was making a joke.

I mean really it is the Washington Monument. ….just sayin

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's not like we're talking about the Lincoln Memorial here...

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by Junction Rox on Aug 23, 2011 4:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL. Exactly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know but isn't it supposed to be straight and erect?

It may need to go to SoCal to maybe sign video contracts?

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 4:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am backing away from this conversation.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think I will also. That may have been too far after I read what I had typed

Remembers….G Rated blog

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

PG rated.

I still say “damn” every once in a while

Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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by Muzia on Aug 23, 2011 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

GTs get colorful

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

2012: get ready for White Pomz!

by papality on Aug 23, 2011 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

And we come full circle!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dont want to risk it.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haven't looked but I wonder if it is when Tulo got his big contract.

I recall that day as everyone was given a 1 day pass to freely speak. I will look now.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

HOT DAMN!

What a lucky guess. It is the only thread I’ve ever seen language like this. Maybe, it will be allowed when we win the WS.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

The only other day that was just as good was CarGo signing

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wasnt there(I dont think for Cargo's signing). But, I may have been

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also, JDLR signed his extension

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good times.

Now we say the f bombs for completely opposite sad and angry reasons. LOL

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 5:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Talked to my brother, and he totally felt it in Maryland. His whole building shook.

by holly96 on Aug 23, 2011 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday is kind of funny
“It died from an overflow of wisdom that he got in my head,” Holliday said, adding that he had no role in the delicate insect’s death.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 4:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Jonny Cueto complaining about the mound at LandShark/Dolphin/Sun Stadium

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 23, 2011 5:25 PM MDT reply actions  

What will he do?

Kick a groundskeeper in the head? I dont like him.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Back to the point of hte article

Its just a little over an hour until we get to see this guy pitch

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:29 PM MDT reply actions  

I am so ready to see him pitch.

I acquired him on my fantasy team when I lost Ubaldo. I’ve been waiting ever since he got to Tulsa.

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 23, 2011 5:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

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