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Rockies still hanging on to a 1-0 lead. Need more runs!

 

Also, LOL at facial expressions in this photo.

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Ted Lilly: "Holy Crap"

Cargo: “Holy Crap”

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

Purple Row: "HOLY CRAP"

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Present

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

and I still hate Andre Ethier.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

overflowin

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Here for the 30% mark on the win streak

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Now I'm regretting my pizza

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

This game has been stupidly fast.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

This game has been stupidly fast.

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cargo hit a home run.

That makes it not stupid right there.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

but outside that

pretty stupid on the O side, anyway

grateful that they’re holding that lead though! :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know, right!

Insurance runs would be a really good thing though.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

This :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey - we're up 1-0

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

That extra innings game against the Pirates.

Now THAT was a stupid game.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

ew, yeah

that game was unfortunate

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's like the gold standard for stupid games.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just to make Russ sorry that he went to bed before it started

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

And yet strangely familiar

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

/RafBet nods approvingly

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear Cargo

Make it a double, okay?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

come on, CarGo

hoe’s about a multi-HR game? join the out-of-Dodger-Stadium club?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

"Hoe's about a multi-HR game?"

Who the hell do you think you are, PHLP?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hoe bag

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

quote from '99 that some friends still tease me about:

“I have nothing personal against the hoe bag.”

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Again with the poor UNO waitress?

/I keed

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

NO

it had nothing to do with her!

Jerk. :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heh...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, just an awkward typo'ing Casbah

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lily

Has one sick curve ball..

by Thebuster on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT reply actions  

/grabs the penicillin

/friggin’ juiced balls

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure does

Good thing Seth Smith and Chris Iannetta are on the bench so they aren’t traumatized by facing it.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh you guys are killing me

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't want to destroy their self confidence!

That’s why we sit them behind Eric Young, Jr. and Eliezer Alfonzo, yes sirree.

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh look. Here's where the party went

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

SETTLE DOWN, BEAVIS

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

but not the first, cause that'd be worse?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alright Tulo - c'mon baby

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

TWJS

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

J?

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Justin'

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

AHHH fantastic!

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

Nice

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jesus = Justin

Right? Or is the Tebow = Justin?

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know I threw in my mouth a lot

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

TEEBUS

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just had to mock the Cult of Tebow a bit...:)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with it.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tieber?

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Teavis and Bowhead?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay this is very funny

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP, TEAVIS...uh huh huh huh...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's actually a more-virulent cousin of...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Make it stop! MY EYES!!!! ROFL

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK, this thread has officially gone downhill ;-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

THAT is what it took?

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was the joke... ;-)

because VD didn’t do it or anything ;-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Darling, as usual, it went downhill approximately 0.47 seconds after I showed up

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

you're off by an order of magnitude

or four

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Correct :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, cause it was soooo uphill before.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Downhill is actually good

because of mileage.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

hard on the knees though

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

O_O

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I prefer walking uphill to walking downhill for this reason

steep hills, anyway

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

What does that have to do with a hill?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Clearly you have never ....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

walked or run down a hill? ;-p

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am not supplying a tailwind, however

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

only because we didn't take advantage of the recent taco specials...

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

All of this is dramatically wrong.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

MAKE IT STOPPPPP IT BURRRNS

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

GOD'S TEAM

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Still can't hit a curve ball, though

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

My best friend in 7th grade and I

got a particular kick out of it

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

amazingly

that joke has enough progression to still be funny, even if you didn’t know

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Breaking the Sabbath! SMITE

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee...He mad

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully just made the first mistake I've ever heard him make.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

What did he say?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Destro thought he heard Scully say "OMG" the other week.

Turns out he didn’t, but we rewound the TV twice to be sure.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

He corrected himself, but still...

He started to call Todd Helton, “Ted” because he was getting ready to talk about Ted Lilly. He sounded embarrassed when he corrected himself.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

He just needs to outlive me, that's all.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Like Bob Barker or Dick Clark

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, he might just be a zombie

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

TULO stop dancing away from Strike 3 - jeeeez.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

But he's so SCARED of strike 3!

It’s his nemesis!

Or something.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

His guardian choke-angel told him to do it

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Le sigh.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Afraid you were going to break a nail there, Tulo?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

EEEEEK He thought that curve was a mouse!

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Never in a million years

did I think I’d have to yell at Troy Effin’ Tulowitzki to swing the damn bat.

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT reply actions  

No, It's Effin' Troy Tulowitzki

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought his middle name was Trevor...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Three T's

One for each strike.

How cute

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo giving way to EY

Just doesn’t seem right.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM MDT reply actions  

It really really doesn't.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, is that the Twit theme tonight?

missed it. don’t view my life as incomplete because of this

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

damn esmil

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by pacified on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm lookin'

and I’m likin’

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

tw....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

MRS?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

/don't know if there is one

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

RMS?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rogers' Mistress Said

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

hiyo...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

siddown!!

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Esmil kicking ass and taking names

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Esmil Rogers understands the importance of getting out of the Toyota Talk inning.

Esmil, please explain this concept to Alex White. Thanks in advance.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

RUNS DAMMIT!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

OK, I'll 'fess up

I read this as “RUSS DAMMIT!”

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL that's funny

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's not watching

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

He had his Ovaltine and has since gone to bed

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh he's in Dodger Stadium

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

The resulting gridlock will be...actually, not that much different than usual at the NYC airports

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yikes. My GF's sister lives in South Carolina

and my best friend is on Long Beach Island. Scary scary stuff.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I read that his back was bothering him last week.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Helton got a deer stand for his birthday

according to Vin.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT reply actions  

at least, only do that before games against the Rox

maybe it will neutralize his Rockie-killing powers

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

hmmmm... it is a risk

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

from certain angles

Fonz reminds me eerily of Josh Fogg.

or Juan Rincon.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM MDT reply actions  

WAT?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's at least partially some of the facial expressions he makes

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

/misses Fogg

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I cannot agree with either.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

but see

from certain angles, Rincon reminded me of Fogg.

I think it has to do at least somewhat with expressions.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rincon also reminded me of Fogg

but neither remind me of Fonz

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

1 reminds me of 0.

or 2.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's the new math

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Very professional at bats

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Special backup catcher

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's true - backup implies that you'll start fewer games than the starter

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOM roasted

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

YAY !!!! KOUZ on base!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT reply actions  

...and Sellers STILL almost got him

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that didn't last long.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

LMAO

but, of course, it’s an E

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT reply actions  

oh, I missed the drop the first time :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA!

Stroball!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Will Kouzmanoff get a hit in a Rockies uniform?

I’m going with no.

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT reply actions  

I read this as "... get hit in a Rockies uniform"...

hopefully not

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Third Base is just cursed

We should just play four outfielders and let Tulo cover the whole left side of the infield

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

So... EY and Smith in left, Dex in center, CarGo in right? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Unless it an LHP

Then we put EY and Wiggy in LF

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Listen EY just stand there."

“No, don’t try to catch anything, I got it.”

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

But Tulo covers that...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

psssh. Tulo's got this. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is Tulo you're talking about here.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Play the shift, always.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends.

If it’s not a day Wigginton is starting for Todd Helton, he’ll probably need to be at 3B.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Playoffs?

Don’t talk about…playoffs. You kiddin’ me? Playoffs?

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

If there's a Colorado native at 3B for the Rockies in 2012

It damn well better be Chase Headley.

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Word

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

All you have to do to become the semi-starter

Is hit a grand slam.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm very annoyed

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT reply actions  

ya think? ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

The whole Row is?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is the part where we get a hit, right?

What does that entail in this case, exactly?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

um... Rockies win?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was a championship-caliber first-pitch swing

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT reply actions  

DAY-UM

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOMandRoasted

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Semi OT: Since I rarely show up here anymore

My kids & I will be at the Tuesday & Wednesday games in PHX. On TV, look for people holding purple “targets” in the outfield, at the behest of Dex & EY2 in the hopes of getting a 3rd-out toss from one of them.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey, it's possible I'll be at the Wednesday game!

I’ll come say hi if I am.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully has a man crush on CarGo

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Every man on earth should

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

manage e trois?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

manage o three

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Grand-man-crush

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Can't say I blame him

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is the "man" in man crush referring to the subject or the object?

I always wondered this…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

then why not a "man-man crush?"

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

and do we have "woman-crushes?"

I mean, I can’t see myself saying “I have a woman-crush on…”

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lady crush maybe?

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not really

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's a girl-crush

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

huh

never heard of it

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really?

I have girl crushes on some actresses. Sienna Miller for one.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whatever it is, I need pictures

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I think in general

It’s far more acceptable for a woman to call another woman pretty or attractive. Man-crush is one of those constructs that seems to be trying to reinforce that the man saying it would normally never see another icky man as being crush worthy, but the target of the man-crush has something that sets him apart.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with this

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

It has nothing to do with appearance, though, as implied by your comment.

It has to do with great appreciation for one ore more attributes of the person. I would want to be best friends with any of my man-crush targets. Doesn’t mean I think that they have any physical appeal whatsoever. In fact, it’s safe to say that a typical man-crush could really be restated, “I wish I was as good as so-and-so at that.”

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Women have girl crushes in the same way.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're right.

I maybe should have phrased it more as being able to say a woman is a great actress or a terrific tennis player. But there’s a bit of being openly complimentary of someone that can make people think there’s a sexual element to it. And so when a man admires, say, a baseball player, the term man crush serves to flag that he means nothing sexual. Whereas a woman might not care if someone thought she also admired a good actress or tennis player’s pretty face.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

in point of fact

no

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh no.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think that it is mostly

a way of saying that you like a guy a lot in a way that is totally NOT GAY. Since women seem to be more comfortable with their sexuality, it isn’t as necessary. Some men need to explicitly point out that they are NOT GAY. Hence, man-crush rather than just saying that you really like a guy.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

For the record I also have a crush on Carlos Gonzalez

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has some love for Tulo as well

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a fact

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know any other non-Rockies broadcaster who calls him, "Tulo"

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Always phrased as

“And Tulo, as they call him…”

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

In whatever state the Rockies play in

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ethier

you’re no Mark Teixeira

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT reply actions  

This helps his case, IMO

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which case would that be?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

That I hate Texeira more than Ethier?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

fair enough

I laugh at Teixeira more than Ethier. Look at his face when he’s batting sometime (or, well, lots of other times). Can’t help it!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know how to parse this

but it amuses me

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't like looking at Texeira.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Walk

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow Esmil's 1st walk comes in the 7th inning.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Radio says they're shuffling

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Every day?

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

They need to stop playing cards and get ready to come into the game.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Geeeeeeez 7 straight balls? What's the deal, Esmil?

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

come on Esmil.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

I have a feeling

We’re going to need more than 1 run

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT reply actions  

We're gonna need a bigger lead.

/jaws theme

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

How nice of you to set up the DP

now get it done

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT reply actions  

What a bummer he would have been out at 2nd.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT reply actions  

I thought they left the walkopotamus in CO...

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT reply actions  

and they like to

visit the city

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's pitching on Sunday

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You mean the one who killed us like a week ago?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was in the mountains

so that doesn’t count ;)

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

In other news, the percentage of my posts tonight that have contained Eliezer Alfonzo

is higher than Eliezer Alfonzo’s career OBP.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

thanks. I almost spit my beer on the laptop

bahahahhaha

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, shit on toast

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow

That’s some respect for EY2’s arm.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

ROFL

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh F.F.S

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Of course not

TP

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

BUT I'LL TAKE THAT SHIZZAH!!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Annd the Rockie-killer coming up

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Calm down everyone

I have a good feeling about this.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

OUT AT THE PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

GREAT PLAY

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice running start on that throw by Dex

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

missphelled?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

YES DEX

THAT WAS A HELL OF A THROW

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

YES!!!! AHAHAHAHAH ETHIER!!!!!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

DEX!!!

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!

What a play – Fonzie may or may not have gotten some points in my book for that.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, CDI will never play again

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought that was already decided.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

Was Either jogging in at first?

by WanderingRoxFan on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Ethier ran through the stop sign. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I was laughing so hard

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was screaming

and I can’t scream. And I have laryngitis.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

F YOU ETHIER

Sit you ass DOWN

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

THAT WAS SEXY

JUST SAYIN’

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll take it!

No more sac fly, two outs…

now let’s get this done!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow you're kidding me.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT reply actions  

This

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I get it, but it makes me uncomfortable

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

And this

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would very much like out #3 here.

Personally.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

BOB DAVIDSON YOU SUCK

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

A balk??? WHATTHE FRAK???

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Thanks, ump.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Actually, that was a balk.

Great play by Aaron Miles.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

It really was.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I TOTALLY don't see it.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucks.

But sometimes a balk is actually a balk.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't see it.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just. Don't. See. It.

Not live, not on replay.

I’ve also seen real balks that are just let go.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

But if anyone is going to catch it, it's Bob Davidson

No man-crush here, folks, but he’s right on this one.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

sorry, just not ever going to agree.

watched it multiple times, and see nothing

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agree 1000%

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

BOB, IS THAT YOU?!?

MF

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Balkin' Bob

Of FREAKING COURSE, because 2011

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

WITH A WET TOMATO!

JUST BECAUSE

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Frakkin' Balkin Bob

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

GET TOSSED, JIM!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

This is one of the many areas Jim could improve his game.

He never gets fired up. Think about what that does for Esmil’s confidence if you feel strongly enough to get thrown. instead, he’s busy steaming.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH EFF YOU BOB DAVIDSON

WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE STAYED STUCK IN TRAFFIC???

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions  

That sucked

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

"Now you have to settle the young kid down."

NO YOU HAVE YOU GO TO YOUR F********ING BULLPEN.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

No, you have to kick the ump in the nuts.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate this game so very very much.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

there was no balk

this is why we need some quality control on these umps.

this could have just cost the game.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Christ almighty. This is just pathetic.

GO TO YOUR BULLPEN FOR GOD’S SAKE.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Jack Corrigan

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow. Jack rarely says things like this.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jack has been bagging on the umps a lot more lately

Even he can’t ignore the suck in the room.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

...and that's saying something on a crew with Hunter Wendelstedt

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Corrigan was much too nice in his assesment of Davidson, there.

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Very much so.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

boo

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by pacified on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

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by SurfaceThought on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions  

so annoyed right now!

also!

If anyone could ever hit when someone was ON BASE, it wouldn’t be such a big freaking deal if the other team scores a run.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec for truth

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well now that walk hurts

1 run deficit or 2? Choose your flippin’ pick.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions  

and NO OTHER QUALITY CONTROL WHATSOEVER

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

(on the umpires)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh NOW mlb.com posts cargo's bomb

Eff you guys. And Tracy. And Bob the Balking ump.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM MDT reply actions  

How long would Esmil have been suspended

If after the hit he just turned and gave Davidson the finger?

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Don’t let the balk distract you from the fact that Tracy put a man on 3rd in a 1-0 game with two outs. Or that he didn’t go to the bullpen when he obviously should have.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM MDT reply actions  

The man was already on 3rd

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOOOAH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.

Now Jim has to get thrown.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

I really don't see the balk. I really really don't

Balk on Reynolds now???

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

YOU CALLED ANOTHER BALK!??!?!?!?!?!??!

FIRE ALL UMPIRES.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY F***ING RIDICULOUS

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Bob Davidson + Hunter Wendelstedt = Worst umpiring crew ever

This entire series may be a complete joke thanks to these clowns…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Go to hell, Hunter

Bobby Cox was right. You wouldn’t even be a pimple on your daddy’s ass.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

JIM. COME ON. GET FRIGGIN KICKED.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

and get kicked for punching the umps!

seriously. this isn’t even fun anymore.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Get tossed Jim. Just do it

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Nope. Not going to friggin' happen.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was also a balk.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM MDT reply actions  

I could judge this if Root could actually work a damn camera

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

you know what?

i don’t care.

the balk rule is the stupidest thing in baseball. sometimes it’s enforced, sometimes it’s not, and it’s almost always enforced in stupid ways.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

It would be fine if there was some semblance of consistency in the way they call the rule, but there’s really not.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

It’s so subjective and so sporadically enforced that it’s worthless.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree. Let's also get rid of "in the area" double plays and "close enough" plays at first.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am in complete agreement with this

Nothing like being rewarded for not doing your job properly

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's like holding in football.

TOOOOTALLY subjective.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

My favorite quote about holding is Dave Logan:

“There’s holding in every play from scrimmage in the NFL – sometimes it happens in front of a referee and sometimes it doesn’t.”

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Amen

It’s “holding” if you touch someone, apparently

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Where is the balk on Reynolds.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

He moved toward home when he lifted his knee

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

This is just disgusting.

I quit. 2011.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

iawtc

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Not. Fun. Anymore.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Seriously. I hate this game. I hate this game

more than any other game this year.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup. It has replaced the extra inning pirates game.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I really really hated that one

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

That one was just exhausting. this one is infuriating.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

This. Exactly.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously

It wouldn’t be so bad if ANY of this were legit

but it’s ump-induced CRAP.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Umpire actually ended the game there.

This is more on the Rockies. I’m sorry. But even if the balk isn’t legit, it’s one run.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, and it was just one domino....

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's crap.

The domino was letting Rogers continue pitching in the first place.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm with you right there.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

disagree

I honestly think he could have gotten out of it with no damage, or at least not six runs’ worth.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree with you.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

a Balk called on a young pitcher with shaky confidence

can absolutely lead to a group of runs. Remember Frankie Mo in ATL last year?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah, it did.

gave up a run and changed the traffic on the field. messed with a young pitcher. the inning could even have ended right there with an out and NO CHANCE to score any other runs.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

false

because the balk call was wrong in the first place.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong.

You have to react to the situation. The situation was to take him out. They did not do so. Nor did they try to address Rogers anger. Instead, they left him in after he was already weak and then angry.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah - I mean no visit to the mound, no team meeting at the mound

Just let him keep pitching after he swears at the umps and gets sweaty faced. Good call.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd say it matters a whole lot

but then again, I’m just generally sick to death of the piss-poor umpiring that more and more often ruins my enjoyment of what is otherwise a great game.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

For sure

It was obvious before that that he was done. I’d be surprised that he was left out there, but I’m not, because 2011.

Also, MATCHUPZ

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was done enough to give up SIX RUNS

maybe one at most.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

I mean, walking Tony Gwynn, Jr? Huh?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's one run

and Esmil Rogers’ composure.

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

No. He made some mistakes. But he didn't lose his composure

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

He did on the batter after the balk.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which was somewhat understandable.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes - what's not understandable is that he was left out there after the balk.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was sooooo visibly angry

He had no business being on the mound.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

You have to get him out of there in that situation.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

That may be

but at some point pitchers have to get out of diapers too

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

He'd already thrown over 100 pitches.

It’s not like he balked on the third batter of the game.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

i was speaking more to the state of being pissed off

if we had to pull a pitcher every time they were pissed off, Tracy would be burning even more bullpen arms.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nor did he balk on the batter for which he was called on

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Frankie Mo disagrees

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which is why Tracy should have pulled him right there.

Of course, that would have been followed by Matt Reynolds, so…

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which is #2 why this is on the Rockies.

Reynolds blew up as well. This could also be blamed on a balk too, but I don;t buy that either.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

they are all rockies and they gave up runs

but the pirates let the guy get to 3B that cost them their game to. I just don’t remember the rockies getting a lot of help from the umps over the years

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think we're just more prone to remember times when the umps screwed us

over times when the umps screwed our opponent. I doubt it’s all that far off from being a wash.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree

but I’d rather just have good umpiring all around than have to worry who’s going to get screwed harder any given day. I like games of skill better than games of luck.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Padres fans might disagree.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was 50/50 at best Barrett dropped the

ball, the one I remember was Barmes phantom catch against STL… but those aren’t randomly calling Balks in close games things that are more arbitrary than mistakes

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course they do but again

if Atkins HR hadn’t been missed by the umps in that game it wouldn’t have come down to Holliday head butting the dirt, so again the umps screwed us in that one too

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

thisthisthisthisthisthis

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

/sigh

because anyone who points out things that suck is clearly a whacko conspiracy theorist.

/still contemplating Burger King… blame it on the kid?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

No. He explicitly said:
I just don’t remember the rockies getting a lot of help from the umps over the years.

And RtC disagreed with Holly that all of this comes out in the wash.

The implication of this is that the Rockies get screwed by the umpires at a higher rate than other teams. And I’m saying that that is most likely not the case.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

and if you have stats to back it up, that's fine

I’m stating my opinion. blah blah psychology I-took-it-in-college-too blah blah… the fact is that some teams may, in fact, get screwed at a higher rate. This isn’t necessarily a conspiracy theory – some teams get injuries at a higher rate in any given season, too, or any other number of situations that suck.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But many fans think this about their team. That’s the psychology factor.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Psychology is one thing

Numbers are another. If there are no numbers being shown either way, disdainfully playing the psychology card – especially when people might be smarting a bit from suckage – is not likely to be well received.

KIND OF LIKE THE ROOT PEOPLE INTERVIEWING THE OPPONENTS AFTER A NASTY LOSS!!!!! /always hated this

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's fine

(though it might be entertaining)… all I’m saying is, in that case don’t play the psychology card. It’s disturbingly akin to assigning things to the phenomenon of “hysteria.”

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, what I don't like

is that it let’s our team off for bad decisions. Even in that Pirates game, I noted how the Pirates had basically conceded the game by leaving the pitcher that they had in. They may have still won but it became unlikely because of that decision. Still a bad umpire call, but you should not use that to overrule bad decisions or performances by your team.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I honestly don't think anyone on here

is using it as a way to be all Pollyanna and make excuses for the team. But it really is ok to point out things besides our team that suck. And if there was a heavy impact, it’s ok to point that out too. Notice that I did mention something about our O being stupid… if there were a bigger lead, it might not have been such a big deal, etc. It’s just important to remember that you’re not exactly dealing with DP commenters here.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure. But I agree with the following statement by Holly:
I think we’re just more prone to remember times when the umps screwed us
over times when the umps screwed our opponent. I doubt it’s all that far off from being a wash.

My defense of this is what got us here. It is certainly ok to call out bad calls. I just don’t think that the statements disagreeing with this were right.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do completely agree with that statement of Holly's

I think that is the natural reaction of every fanbase.

But I also think certain teams get more calls than others, and the Rockies are not on the plus side of that. Look at the Glavine/Maddux/Smoltz Braves for an example of a team that was…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

OTOH,

contending that incredibly bad calls in key situations by umpires don’t matter because they all even out eventually lets the umpires off for their bad decisions. Without their bad decisions, our bad decisions may or may not have been bad decisions.

I didn’t like leaving Esmil in as long as Tracy did. But it’s impossible to say whether or not that decision would have cost us anything if not for ****ing Bob Davidson’s usual “look at me” antics…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I never said that they didn't matter.

I did say that whether it was legit or not didn’t matter because it happened and you have to react to it. We reacted poorly to it.

But it did matter.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agreed, and rec'd

also, why did you **** out “balk?” ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:24 AM MDT up reply actions  

The kid is conspiring against you to make you want Burger King late at night.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

friggin' conspiracy.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's not what he said.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

not a conspiracy just a bunch of

weird stuff where we tend to get screwed a bit. How many times do you remember thinking “ooh I think we caught a break there” how many things like Frankie Mo getting that no out call can you immediately bring to mind? when was the last time we had an opponent lose a HR to a bad call?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

As Holly said,

this isn’t because it hasn’t happened. It’s because we don’t remember these things AND/OR we convince ourselves that the umps didn’t screw the other team.

The Dodgers fans watching this game probably had no problem with those blah calls and will not rrmrmber this as a stolen game.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, there are more Rockies fans in my family than Dodgers fans ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remember a few like I said Barmes

phantom catch, but when was the last time we had another team called for two balks in one inning that may not be conspiracy but it is a bit of umpires getting an attitude

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

There was a game earlier this year,

against the Nats I believe, where Balkin’ Bob benefitted us on a balk that wasn’t a balk this year. It was two in one inning, but it had the same overall effect. Do you remember that?

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remember us getting several balks

called on us and a couple on our opponents. Mostly I am offended by the presence of umpires who inject themselves into the game, and seek confrontation

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Great.

But I still don;t think that the Rockies get short-changed more than other teams.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

to be fair I watch the Rockies a lot

more than any team save maybe the Cardinals. That said there have been a lot of horrid calls both teams have had to deal with. I am willing to accept that Umps are horrible and don’t have a specific agenda, but in this day and age I sure as hell don’t give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to their honesty

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I also don't give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to their skill

or their eyesight.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's fine

you’re entitled to your opinion. And I’m not going to tell you it’s a psychological phenomenon. Though it very well could be. That of contrarianism. Or idealism. Or bending over backwards. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Without that balk he's out at second and we're done with the inning

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was over 100 pitches.

He had loaded the bases. He had avoided one run scoring partially from defense and a slow runner. He was done.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

This this this

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't agree with Tracy's decision to leave Rogers in,

but like holly said, I’m pretty sure that at-bat ends differently without the balk.

You could see how angry he was.

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, that's in a class by itself

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't hate that game. I hated what happened to Juan.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hated that game because it happened.

Guilt by association.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

yea ditto

Just seemed like a setup for disaster when Esmil throws 6 clean innings and our batters can’t give me more than 1 run.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Honestly. I've been sicker than dog**** these past couple of weeks, and all I wanted to do

was watch a GOOD, FUN game. That is all. But apparently it’s too much to ask.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Gawdammit Loney

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Wow

Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg

by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

NEXT TIME ON /2011

THE UMPIRES LOSE COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE GAME.

WHAT WILL THE ROCKIES DO NEXT?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF /2011

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

FILM IN '11

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

wth

Rockies record when I am in attendance: 6-5

by pacified on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

If I was Tracy right there

I would’ve had a tirade that would make Lou Pinella look like, well, Jim Tracy.

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey Jim,

MATT REYNOLDS IS NOT A LEFT ON LEFT GUY, OR DO YOU NOT GET THIS POINT?!?!?!

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

Pssh. Like you have to ask

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

More Jack Corrigan:

“If they don’t give Davidson the win, the ought to at least give him the save, because he saved the Dodgers’ bacon tonight. That’s just awful.”

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT reply actions   2 recs

Nice

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd, Jack...

Rec’d

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahaha excellent

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just hit Kemp

Throw right at him

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT reply actions  

would have done better.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would have preferred this

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF'

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT reply actions  

/2011

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT reply actions  

Or Kemp

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS

is a fabulous idea. Don’t plunk the other team – plunk the umps!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too bad a suspension is sure to follow...

Wait a second. I think I figured out why we have Eliezer Alfonzo!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Get Wiggy out there!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've always wanted to see that happen.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I need a bat and a water cooler

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

LMFAO

Is this what they mean when they talk about the wheels comin’ off?

by coffeeis4closersonly on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah when the lug nuts are loosened by the umps

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

And 2011

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mostly this

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

This this this this this

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

SOOOO mad right now.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear God

Remember when Dex and Alonzo combined for that sweet double play, making two outs with the bottom of the lineup coming?

Eff Tracy.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Eff Bob Davidson

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

8/26/2011: Dodgers 6, Rockies 1. WP: B. Davidson (1-0) LP: E. Rogers (6-3)

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll be watching Torchwood in about 20 minutes.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm contemplating going to a Burger King to find a California Whopper and fries

Because 2011.

Oh, and F*** Bob Davidson.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't believe that just happened...

that wasn’t even a balk. Also, why’d you give my brother a warning for saying Allana Rizzo doesn’t look good? That’s just like calling a balk for a minor offense.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

/giggle

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really don't think it's funny.

He’s one warning away from getting banned now since somebody got offended by an opinion.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

was laughing at the analogy

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

...because it's not like he hasn't given anyone plenty of ammunition before that.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh brother

it’s a sports board. Give him a warning for the other stuff, not for saying Allana Rizzo is ugly.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I was thinking of his rather boorish first night here, but that's just me.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I also don't know what actually led to it, and I don't care

It’s not my business, and it’s frankly not anyone else’s here, either.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, that makes tens of us ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

There are dozens of us!

DOZENS!

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

which is pretty close to tens ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. You saying tens reminded me of "dozens!"

And that made me laugh. I thought I’d try to share some joy after this pitiful game.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know that feeling...

this just sucks. hard.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

It didn't say he had a warning before

and he said that’s what it said the warning was for.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

It wasn't.

It was part of that convo, but it wasn’t directly about his opinions of Alanna. The note he received was pretty clear.

And your other comment said he’s one warning from being banned. I was just clarifying that posters don’t automatically get banned on a 2nd warning. Sometimes people will receive multiple warnings. It’s just a case-by-case thing.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've gotten like 3 or 4 warnings over the years

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ohh yeah like last year when I said C***

or called that girl a C***

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

just repost FDR's speech from Our Dumb Century

called “FDR’s Fireside Chat last night, just a string of obscenities” that one got me a warning on VEB… can you believe you can’t say C**t Kicker on the interwebs?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about??? First of all, I'm not here to start a rage war. But you started it, you gotta back yourself up.

My warning was pretty clear. I said “I would rather be gay than go out with Alanna.” Or something to that effect. I don’t see how that is so bad. Second of all, you should be able to distribute sarcasm/joking apart from trolling or complete seriousness.

by Mr Timmy on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh...you just reminded me of some unfinished business

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Arrrrrrrghghghg whyyyy

Tonight has already sucked a lot.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well this probably isn't going to help your cause

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

When you find yourself in a hole

Keep digging.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, we're at bedrock with a jackhammer now, methinks

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm backing myself up. I did nothing wrong.

If I got a warning for that. I should’ve been banned the first night I joined, because if everyone remembers correctly, I was trolling pretty hard.

by Mr Timmy on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think they were trying to give you the benefit of the doubt

and let the community police itself, as it were, and then, when you came out swinging again…you know what, never mind. I’m not explaining this. Saying “I’d rather be gay than [x]” is pretty hideously offensive, just FYI.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not to be preachy, but your comment is a bit homophobic

You make being gay sound like it’s bad. That’s not cool.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guess it just depends on your values sometimes

though that doesn’t necessarily mean you should go express those values… this isn’t a political board, though, so let’s not get into it.

by Mr. Rockie on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your comment sounds a bit homophobic

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow. Nice.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well uh you see Mr Timmy

that could potentially be seen as you saying being gay is bad and oh why am I even bothering

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha I honestly don't see HOW it could be interpreted as offensive.

/sarchasm

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dang son

If I still had a buzz after last inning, this would be killing it.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay guys.

We got six outs to get to tacos.

Get on it.

Now.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Shoot me.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's the most "leadoffy" of our pinch hitters

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't know them well enough

We’ll load the bases twice with no outs and fail to score.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

...because 2011

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

The umps have to let LA win

otherwise they might end up shot/stabbed in the parking lot after the game.

Alanna Rizzo is my dream girl.

by Cargo's Ball Sack5 on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Having grown up in LA myself

I disagree. There were a lot of places you just didn’t want to be at night. And LA fans are beyond horrible as well.

Alanna Rizzo is my dream girl.

by Cargo's Ball Sack5 on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

no

because Dodgers

and 2011

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oooh low blow.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

poor esmil

7ks 1BB 0runs through 6

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT reply actions  

This makes me sad.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

This makes me mad.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

That too

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well I guess it's time to go meekly into the night.

Sounds about 2011 to me.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT reply actions  

That balk

And Tracy’s inexplicable decision making – from the starting lineup to leaving Esmil in – might have put the final fork in this deflated, burnt turkey, stupid season.

Outside of another five game wining streak starting tomorrow of course.

by CarRo2010 on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT reply actions  

yeah, because 1 game changes a season

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by black_knight101 on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday nods in agreement

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok sure that's a totally different situation

but there’s no chance that losing this game is the end of our season, or the reason why we don’t make the playoffs. that’s not how 162 game seasons work.

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by black_knight101 on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

just being a brat

cause I’m in that mood right now. It could be worse. You could be Destro. ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

..l..

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

er

I was looking for sympathy for you
but if you’re gonna be THAT way…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

This one game could light a fire under the Rox....

Continue the march to October Rockies! I still am a believeR…

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by Lost Winter on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

This team would need to be soaked in gasoline

To even think about lighting a fire.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sadly, their biggest supplier is now in Boston

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

The last one?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Shun the nonbeliever!

Shhhhhhhuuuuuun!!! Haha

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by Lost Winter on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that severe, but still short of "BURN THE WITCH!"?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Charlie the Unicorn?

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

no

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

You've lasted this long without seeing it

Save yourself the misery

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Misery?

It makes me chuckle.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too after the first two times.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good to know

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, the Pirates aren't that great...

They just fell back to earth.

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by Lost Winter on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd like to think the Rockies

would have responded to something like that better than the young Pirates

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

The fork was stuck in this season a month ago

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

See: Trading Best Pitcher

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Season was done before we traded Ubaldo

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, definitely

But that was a signal that the FO believed so as well.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the fork got officially stuck in the season

When we lost the 4 in a row at Arizona and LA the week before the Ubaldo trade

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now I'm going to want to get the awful taste of this game out of my mouth in some way

and I already ate ice cream >:-(

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT reply actions  

Cake?

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee

good application of this baby. needs to see the light of day more often.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or less often.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

icwydt

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Looks pretty much like me

for the past 20 minutes

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

a little too pale for me

but the expression resonates

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're kinda cute!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really am

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAWT

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've been told ....

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

How? You don't exist.

/wouldn’t stop me

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

3>2

/giggity
//just kidding

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hawt

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

to HAWT banter

…or, you know, Destro being mildly creepy again in an attempt to purge this game from his brain

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

There are other methods...

… I mean, at least YOU can drink beer.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am

This may or may not be a coincidence

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope

I wonder how much money they get paid to keep their mouths shut.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Isn't Root's parent company a part-owner of the Rockies or something?

Or am I thinking of Cheap Channel

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fox is/was part owner

but they no longer own Root. Directv does, and I don’t think they own part of the team.

Also, as far as I know, Clear Channel has never been an owner of the team

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

So we can't blame it on Rupert Murdoch?

Curses!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh...now I'm confused. Wouldn't be the first time.

Regardless, ROOT is painful

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

They can control how they respond.

And they’ve responded like a team that gets a glass of warm milk before bedtime.

I’m a pretty even-keel guy, and even I’d want to put a ball into someones backside after that balk call.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

the team needs to grow a pair.

alex white is the key to this.

his pair is the biggest.

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

/betancourt raises eyebrow

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just an eyebrow?

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

For now, yes

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

(Glacial pace and all)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

/wipes sweat from brow

/adjusts cap

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Haha!

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I can’t see through blue towels

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

This

Is a HUGE reason that the Ubaldo trade happened if you ask me

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

team needs to get pissed off.

there is 0 anger in this team, minus sometimes tulo and cargo.

everyone else just goes ‘oh welp’

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

esmil looked pretty hacked off

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

And he's the one guy who can't do anything about it.

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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011

by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

We need a couple guys who not only get pissed

But who aren’t afraid to go past pissed to Eff You.

Anger’s being out of control. Plunking someone (or whatever) is taking control.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

l think that tone gets set with Tracy

He walks out, politely “yells” at the ump, doesn’t kick dirt, doesn’t get angry after games, he’s waaaay to even keel for me.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dirt-kicking's silly and pointless

But throwing stuff, that’s awesome.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

normally yes

but sometimes it’s called for ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I agree 99% of the time

But JT’s style lends itself to the Rockies reacting like a cold fish instead of getting fired up.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yay Tulo!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Silver lining :-)

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv randomly went back to the 6th inning

Oh, no. I have to watch it again.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear ROOT:

your graphics intern still sucks.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear ROOT:

your graphics intern EVERYTHING still sucks.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAHA literally laughing out loud about this right now.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'd say it's big enough

I mean, we’re most of a season in…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

An entire season of games disagrees

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dear ROOT:

your graphics intern NETWORK still sucks.

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I'm so angry with this game.

I had to go sit away from the TV (though I can still hear it) because I’m so angry about that balk call.

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by bix on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT reply actions  

stay there

this backup catcher is up.

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

PH IANNETTA HERE

Runnells…time to be better than JT

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT reply actions  

Wait did JT get ejected?

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by bix on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, that was after I walked away.

I probably should have watched that, since it would have been cathartic.

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by bix on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

He didn't even do anything, as far as I could tell.

We couldn’t see his face to tell what he was saying, but he was walking toward the ump and got tossed.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

really? missed it

cause I got frustrated and cut my attention to approx. Alfonzo’s OBP.

about f’ing time.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep, after arguing Balk the Second

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh dang

I didn’t even notice.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't ask

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll just say this

The 7th inning made me throw an empty Mountain Dew can across the room and request a bat and a water cooler.

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Carlos Zambrano is on PR?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nothin' better to do...

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Better than a full one.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

You owe me a Coke.

… now isn’t THAT ironic?

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ew

Just…ew.

Now Diet Dr. Pepper is a different story

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yum

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's so 2011

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Don't worry everyone, the Fonz is here to save the day.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Alfonzo

Officially reaching Wiggy territory.

by coffeeis4closersonly on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Alfonzo hit a grand slam once

/Takes half of CDI’s starts

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

elizers alfonrzeo is awful

i dont spell awful peoples names correctly.

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Career OBP: .270

Career OPS+ of 63.

And he’s known for his hitting.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

/weeps

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

GTFO Alfonzo.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT reply actions  

you too Kouzmanoff.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just got home

Heard the balks on the radio, we really got that shafted AGAIN?

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Suck of my life.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Dear Bob Davidson:

suck me.

/tia.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

What is it with him and Angel Hernandez. Neither of them ever throw out calls like that that benefit the Rox

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow, folks. This has been fun. Really. Uh huh.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Of course, you mean fun in the 2011 sense, right?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm sure no one wonders why I've hardly made an appearance on PR this year.

Tonight explains it.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Actually, I did wonder about that when I saw you in here tonight

Then I remembered the calendar

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now you've lost me.

The calendar?

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's 2011

2011 sucks for this team

This induces not-so-nice things being said.

/looks around uncomfortably

Can’t blame you for wanting to be elsewhere.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’ve been lurking. Reading the Row but not on the game threads, for this very reason. Just sad.

But I’ll be at Chase Field next week anyway, for some bizarre reason.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cheap seats?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Easy to do at Chase Field

Where a first place team draws 20,000 fans. On a good night.

I love StubHub.

We’ll be in the bleachers holding target signs for Dex & EY2.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice

It would be even better if they hit them from long-distance (say, home plate), but yeah.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good idea, we'll hold the target signs for them when they bat, too.

Though those are the two guys on the team least likely to hit the target that way. Except perhaps for Kouz, of course.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

True

But then again, it’s Phoenix, and it’s 2011…so anything’s possible.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, for the snakes, yeah.

Go figure.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

...because Kirk Gibson?

Or is this a subset of /2011?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

It just galls me to see this year so topsy-turvy

and to live in Phoenix and not be able to enjoy what the snakes are doing, because for some bizarre reason I’m a Rockies fan. Just because I lived in Denver when they were born. It’s stupid — psychology and all. The logical side of me says I just need to switch affiliations. It’s that stupid sentimental side that keeps me wearing purple.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Switch affiliations?

Hey now…let’s not say anything we can’t take back.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I won't, of course.

I’m stupid that way.

Besides, I grew all my kids into Rockies fans. I’m stuck now.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good parenting FTW

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wisdom from a London cabbie:

“You can change your underwear, you can change your wife…but you can never change your team.”

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remain confident in saying that Kouzmanoff won't get a hit in a Rockies uniform

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm laughing so hard at this one.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

But Jim Tracy will start him for 8 more games anyway.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

#FreeChrisNelson

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

We already tried that.

Offensively, not so much. I don’t see any harm in kicking the tires on someone else for a few games.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really too bad.

Because I think everyone was hoping he’d just grab the job and run away with it, and yeah. Not so much.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok, then

#FreeHolly

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holly for Third Basewoman!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was really good at taking a walk.

But I think MLB pitchers are probably more used to facing lefties than were teenage pitchers on a church softball team.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Uh oh. Jim Tracy doesn't always take well to the patient, walk-drawing type.

You’re gonna have to swing for the fences if you want to start.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

If she wants to play 2B

the main thing she needs to do is develop her scrappyocity…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Step One: Be under 5'11''

Step Two: Choke up on bat
Step Three: Hit ball on ground a lot
Step Four: Be unable to throw the ball to first from anywhere but second
Step Five: Run hard, but not fast

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm a lefty

/catcher
/first base
/right field
/center field
/left field?!?
/SHORTSTOP? (yeah, totally happened in T-ball)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have mentioned this before

but I have this book (okay it’s a baby-sitters club book) where the main character is an awesome softball player! And she’s left-handed! and a shortstop!

It enrages me.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I totally read those books. Still have a bunch of them at my parents’ house.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

/confession

so did i. I could gobble one in an hour or two. My sister was a freak about them – I’d steal them from her for light reading

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have the whole series.

All 131 regular series, all 15 super specials, all the mysteries, super mysteries, and the entire Little Sister series. I also blog them. The one that keeps talking about the left-handed shortstopness is Kristy’s Book (Portrait Collection.)

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

but but

Kristy! She’s, like, my twin!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

My brother was a LH shortstop

Until he got to high school

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why is left field so weird?

I mean, Cargo.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well... I'm going to watch mad men and drink now.

You folks have a great night. I missed Purple Row GTs :-)

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Good night

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nite!

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good things about this game:

1. Cargo home run
2. unknown at this time, possibly involves lasers

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT reply actions  

2. Dex's throw

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

1. O lazor

2. D lazor

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

and the fact that Ethier was running through a stop sign made that even better.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

a bit of Ethier humiliation is always acceptable. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about Rogers?

Can’t blame him for the umps being a$$holes

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

He really kept the team in it until that one inning. So, I’ll put the first six innings of Rogers in the good things column.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

He pitched a good game until Davidson ripped it away from him

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jim Tracy got ejected...

That was fun!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

He got ejected from 20 feet away

Even that was disappointing.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

/rude gesture

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

They couldn't even be troubled to show up to work on time.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

They could've just stayed away.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey, they showed up before the third inning

That’s totally on-time by L.A. standards.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

lol

comment of the night. In a totally ironic way.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Timmy has decided to be sensitive about what others say

then he should learn to be sensitive about what he says

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you'd like a laugh

Just click here

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT reply actions  

ok that's a bit funny

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, that was a great way to wreck a really good baseball game. Thanks, Bob!

1-0 in the 7th and the ump thinks he’ll just go ahead and hand the game to LA.

Combined with a team so fragile they can’t deal with a little adversity == game over.

The good: Jim Tracy finally got himself ejected over something worth getting ejected for. Should have happened on the first balk, and he should have taken long enough doing it that the rest of the team could settle down, though. Might have changed the outcome of the game.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT reply actions  

So...

Why the (expletive deleted) is ROOT talking about how good they feel about Matt Kemp having a 30 30 season, and talking to Miles!?

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT reply actions  

ROOT hates Rockies fans.

They like to rub it in every chance they get. This is why they use announcers who are more interested in talking about the nachos they’re eating than the ballgame taking place.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've noticed

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really miss Duane Kuiper

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because they have the unenviable task of having to talk for 30 minutes after that crap

I figured I wouldn’t be able to stomach this particular postgame show and turned it off though.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wanna hear what Tracy says but Ringolsby and Helmer won’t shut up

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tracy will recap the game, insinuate that there was a bad call without being overly specific so he doesn’t get fined, and generally make excuses. Really, what can he possibly say?

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

He could throw some chairs.

Go all Ozzie.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it's JT

We should be glad he got tossed. Probably wouldn’t have even done that except for the “umpire stiff-arm” move.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still not sure why he got tossed.

He stepped out of the dugout and just did.

Then he still went out and had a chat more suited for Bridge night.

Then he went to the clubhouse to fix some cookies and warm milk.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think the ump was trying to tell him not to come out

and Tracy ignored him. As far as I can tell, that’s why he got tossed.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

How do you expect a guy not to come out

When you’ve screwed his team twice in a row?

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it was a different ump the 2nd time.

But yeah, I have no idea. At least give him a chance to do something actually ejection-worthy.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not about the individual

They’re a crew out there, right?

Well, for good umps, at least.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

The second time he seemed to be asking for it

even if it wasn’t forceful, just to show his team something.

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it probably was the lamest ejection ever

[ump holds up arm] “don’t argue” (or something)
[tracy takes a step]
[ejection]
At least after that he got an earfull (well as much of an earfull as Tracy can give a guy). “In reference to what we were just discussing over at third base, in my opinion what you and your crewmate did there was a very unfortunate call, which might have ruined a very special game”

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Awesome Tracy impersonation.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks :-)

I watch way too many interviews and post-game shows. Couldn’t take watching one more tonight though.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because Harry's kid told him to save it and he didn't

YOU DON’T CROSS HARRY’S KID

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

(He graduated from the Joe West School of Ejection this past winter)

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Go suck something and die Miles

you roided up f#%k!!!!!

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT reply actions  

/shudder

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna feel good for him

or be ok with what happened

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't have to feel good for him or be okay with anything.

But your comment was a little beyond just not being okay with it. Dial it back a bit.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm just furious the Rox just had a game ripped away from them

and seeing that chode pushed me over the edge

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Just maybe take a second before hitting post next time. (Even typing and deleting can be cathartic.I do it all the time.)

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

They're usually less Hulkout

and more extensive ranting, after which I decide it’s not worth my time to continue an argument.

by holly96 on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

is that how you spell that word?

I always kinda thought it was spelled with “oad.” Never saw it written.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I mean, ok, bleeping more than one letter, a start

but… yeah.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Couldn’t they at least talk to a Dodger who is, you know, somewhat talented?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Vin Scully?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would have been fine if they talked to Matt Kemp, for example

…but Miles? Yeah, that just seemed like a bit of salt in the wound.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

They should've talked to Esmil

I would’ve loved to hear his opinion of Balkin’ Bob

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think they could work the bleep button fast enough

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

That would be my hope.

Also I assume he’d be talking fast and mixing in some Spanish and I’m not sure if the bleeper would know which words to bleep.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I saw him speak English when Reynolds go the balk.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agitated Spanglish cursing?

Hmm…maybe he could go all Ozzie on us. That would bring lulz.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Balkin' Bob

Think we found an official nickname for that jerk

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's been his nickname, like...

… forever.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I remember Goodman saying during a spring training game a couple years back

“With a balk, there’s 9 things you look for, unless you’re Balkin’ Bob Davidson, then there’s 287 things you look for.”

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

“and if you don’t see any of them, call a balk at a critical point anyhow, just to keep up your reputation”

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because Lord knows everyone's there to watch you umpire

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Didn't know

I try not to pay too much attention to umps, but I do know that Angel Hernandez has it out for the Rox

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

any ump named Angel, actually

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Dan Iassogna

And that kid who got booed with his grandmother at Coors Field.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's never a good sign when you know the umps' names after a game

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Very true

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Angel Hernandez is another terrible umpire.

I think any baseball fan could tell you a story of him screwing up a call for their team.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Balk-a-day Bob

He lives in the Denver area too. Hopefully his neighbors don’t talk to him for a month after that crap.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hope someone eggs his house

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

We don’t encourage that here.

Never.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well he has it coming eventually

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey now!

Don’t you know what they make TP for?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well I don't care what he gets

TP, eggs, pumpkins smashed during Halloween. Any of the classics

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's screwed the Rockies before.

He screws all teams equally. It really is amazing that he got back in the game. He was one of the last umpires to come back after the strike.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which just means he took the chance for some Rockie to win the game on the field

It’s just never good for the sport when a game is decided on such a grey-area call as a questionable balk. Call it if it’s obvious. If it’s not obvious and there’s really no runner deception going on, let the dang players decide the outcome.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

the one thing I miss about driving a cab is the small chance I would get this

AHole in my car for 30 uninterupted minutes

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by TomCat009 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee :-) I like this idea

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Couldn't they just talk to Dinger via telecon?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

so i kinda broke up with a girlfriend last night.

i remembered that she had brought over a bag of ice cream things.

open bag:

choco tacos.

cool huh?

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice!

Just hope she doesn’t want them back

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm Done With This Site.

Some of you are pretty cool and actually have a sense of humor. Then the rest of you really need to grow up. Yeah, I’m 14, but I’m obviously more mature than you. You act as if I commit a felony for saying something so harmless. I did not mean to insult anyone by the “gay” comment, if I did I’m sorry. I was obviously joking, and you interpreted the wrong way. Most of you thought it primarily meant I was throwing a blow at being gay. But doesn’t society say its wrong to be gay? I never said that it was wrong. You interpreted it wrong. Saying that, I joined PurpleRow in hopes of just discussing my favorite baseball team, the Rockies, of course. But of course, you guys act like little kids when something sorta offensive is said. If you guys truly are adults, you would ignore the comment and move on.

Guess I’ll just talk about the Rockies with someone who isn’t so “hard”.
Peace out guys! ;)

by Mr Timmy on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Wait, you're 14?

OMG SOMEONE YOUNGER THASN ME

…and they’re leaving.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bye Timmeh

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

you lost me at 'blow'

i snickered because you were talking about a gay comment.

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Growing up is for old people!

I’m staying young forever.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fun night for you?

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

For some reason

the winky smiley face at the end of this post made me absolutely bust a gut laughing.

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Was it...fabulous?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

then i realized that you posted

“gay”
“hard”
and
“blow”

in one post.

/brofist

by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bob Davidson is an

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT reply actions   2 recs

Hey guys

partyin partyin patyin yeah fun fun fun fun

And what happened here?

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT reply actions  

WE GOT SCREWED

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

NUTS AND BOLTS!

NUTS AND BOLTS!

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is this

“Mention Crappy Music Night” on the Row?

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Girls just gotta have fun.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's every day man.

I just try to fit in.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Will you ever have the recipe again?

Oh NOOOOOOO!!!

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

And now it's Esmil's fault

Way to stick up for your team, Tracy.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah for real

He doesn’t belong in that situation. C’mon dude.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm done with Tracy

I think I want him out more than Wiggy.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Definately miss Hurdle

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

#fi#24manager

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was just about to say something like that

almost sounded like he threw him under the bus

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Jim Tracy never throws anyone under the bus, ever.

Nope, not once.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Basically said

“Don’t get distracted, Aaron Miles isn’t going to steal home.” Bullllllll crap.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow!

Tracy is putting this on Esmil?!?!?!

He’s the one who left him out there with 100+ pitches after walking the first two batters of the inning!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS!

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly - don't make a mistake after 110 pitches, because that would be wrong.

God forbid you GO TO THE BULLPEN after a guy gives up two walks and a single to load the bases.

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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I can't even describe how annoyed I get when he does this.

Yes, the players are the ones on the field, but especially after the whole balk thing (and even before), not pulling an obviously ineffective pitcher IS. ON. THE. MANAGER.

PERIOD.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Way to stick up for your young pitcher trying to prove himself, Jim.

Especially after he pitched 6 gorgeous innings with next to no run support.

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Tracy also said that

and that the way Rogers was throwing, he had very little doubt that Esmil could have gotten the third out if not for the balk call.

It’s really not fair to make it sound like Tracy threw Esmil under the bus tonight. At least after the game, although I think he kind of did by leaving him in too long…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's just Tracy protecting himself

For not pulling Esmil before it all fell apart. Make no mistake – he’s not really defending Rogers.

I need to go to bed. I just italicized a post.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm really not ready to go that far inside Tracy's mind

But everything he said about the way Rogers pitched was true, so I’m going to assume he meant it to be…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

That balk call

really screwed with Rogers mind. He had to pipe the next pitch or it was going to the backstop. You could see it in his attitude on the mound. Very similar to Morales except he threw a strike after the balk call.

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can Jim Tracy NOT be our manager in 2012?

Pretty please?

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Runnels for Rox Manager in 2012!

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm pulling for Destro, personally

Just because I would love the postgame pressers.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Well, I know going to the bullpen there was a little unorthodox

“but 2yo was pretty insistent, and since he’s always been a valuable bench coach, I went for it.”

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

BAHAHAHA!!!

Rec’d

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

"My daughter, she was beggin' me."

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by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, so RtC is the pitching coach, then.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

"I've posted a HAR chart."

“All players above the blue line must play shirtless.”

“It’s really hot out, you’ll thank me later.”

by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Raffy, I said SHIRTless"

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Slow down there, Wiggy.

As you can clearly see on the chart, you wear long sleeves and a turtleneck."

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

All the better to chain him to the bench

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Giggity?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh hell no

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm sure once you get to know him, Skip, (may I call you Skip?)

you’ll like him just fine. And since you’ll be making out the lineups, you won’t have to worry about his play on the field affecting your newfound friendship.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heh...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

OMG you guys are cracking me up

see what I miss when my computer decides to be on the ump crew that we had tonight?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I could use a career change...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good night, all.

It’s been fun.

/notreally

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT reply actions  

Esmil just said he flinched

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT reply actions  

Probably.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

he admitted to it jsut a couple of minutes ago on TV

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doesn't mean he believes it, though

Have to agree…he’s trying not to get fined, because he was right the first time, on the mound.

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course he did.

The question is whether flinching is a balk. He was in the middle of his wind-up and he continued toward the plate. After further review, I’m reversing my original ruling and saying that was not a balk.

/overtoyoubob

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

BALK!

BalkeybalkeybalkybalkibartokamousbalkybalkyBAAAALLLKK!!

/Bob

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's the INTENT of the rule, as described in the rule comments, but that's not the rule itself, since deception is subjective

/keepsforgettingiwassupposedtosignoff

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOOK HOW WRONG YOU ARE

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just think about it while you are in your room

thinking about how wrong you are.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

A mirror?

yeah, i got nothin’

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think you're aware of which song that is...

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Apples v Oranges.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh :-\

should have z’d more ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hotel California is about cocaine

How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.

by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

And MacArthur Park is about the end of a love affair,

but that doesn’t mean that the lyrics aren’t arguably meaningless.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, it's not about a park?

sigh

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, they "knew" each other.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

On top of a cake

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

With wine?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was November Rain

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, another overwrought, epic song with meaningless lyrics!

/also, lots of Slash

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

you say this like it's a bad thing :-D

/likes Sweet Child of Mine better

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life, you’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

weren't there dinosaurs involved?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

no

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ok.

That would have totally upped your nerd rating.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

actually, I did

and I was.

:-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well.

I obviously knew it too so…

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

wow, you really went for that, didn't you? ;-)

actually…

/hangs head Joe Mauer style

yes.

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

there are a heck of a lot more than two! :D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wine vs Cakes

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

For some reason I picture this as an actual, physical battle

Like anthropomorphic wine glasses pouring themselves onto slices of cake….

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you can get Pokemon for that or something

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would pay to see animation of this

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

We'll get AMart right on it

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

i wish I had cake

or I would act it out like a kid with action figures making “pew pew” sound effects

by Rosenort on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I actually like them both

but no. Just no.

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He obviously was not trying to deceive anyone with the bases loaded and 2 out.

by MCDallas on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it true he was pitching from the windup?

(I’m relegated to blackout land in New Mexico, presently)

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

yep

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not uncommon with the bases loaded.

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by trekinaz on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Indeed

That makes it even more surprising that a balk was called. Usually you’ve gotta do something dumb like drop the ball when you’re in the windup to get a balk.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can see it going either way

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow what a night

As a consolation, all heck is breaking loose on PR tonight. I wonder if the game caused the chaos or is it just 2011.

by MCDallas on Aug 26, 2011 11:32 PM MDT reply actions  

Little of both

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

All of the above

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tonight is just another chapter in how “awesome” 2011 has been

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Terrible day

tonight was the icing on the crapcake

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

You got it right

this year just sucks

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have to post this quote I got from PIP

"One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule." ~source Unkown

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:39 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm going through them now

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

You don't get Fox?

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

It shows as "PPD" on Yahoo's fantasy site....

I just benched Bourn as a result.

I just had a horrible thought – if there are a lot of postponements back East, the whole country could end up watching us and the Doggers. And Hunter Wendlestedt and Boob Davidson…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bob Davidson will be on Nationwide?

Oh, crap.

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by Yokel on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought they already cancelled?

Or is that Sunday’s game?

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Both

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

and that's what it was today for the most part

except I wasn’t at the ballpark so the day at work was actually a little better. That’s not good at all.

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

yeah I gotta work during that game anyway, and if it does end up like tonight I want nothing to do with it

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nor do I.

I’m in San Diego. I’m getting the Mets v Braves. Although if the hurricane hits, it will probably be cancelled.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

They've already announced that it was actually

I just remembered that

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

That game and Phillies @ Marlins

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

It already has, from what I understand

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's the deal with Alfonzo playing

Iannetta banged up or tracy just being a worthless manager?

by Rosenort on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tracytegery

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah. the games the rox actually win.

until the umps balk in more runs at the bottom of the 9th, because 2011

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe they're confused and they think they're in San Francisco?

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

you had me at maybe they're confused

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, Balk-a-day Bob should be on the crew all weekend

maybe he can call a few on the Dodgers too. Stay tuned for some exciting baseball games ruined by an ass in a blue or black uniform.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Let's keep stats on who gets more ump screwage ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

you should do that for every series

and report back at the end of the season

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

sure

you can watch my kids while I take care of that. ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm in.

due to distance we’re gonna have to figure out a webcam setup or somesuch :)

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I don't think a web cam

will prevent things like 2yo flushing a whole roll of toilet paper and flooding the bathroom.

yeah, that happened today. and me still sick. grrrrr…

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

when my niece was 2, and her mom thought she was napping

she once ate an entire jar of pickles and peed all over the kitchen.

by everever on Aug 27, 2011 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

now that's funny :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

but what about all the adjusted stats...

xUSAR, fUSAR… (hey, that almost looked obscene somehow)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough...

every April I say I’m going to keep track of this for the whole season. Usually it lasts about 2 weeks…

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

But wait...

aren’t most games against the Dodgers ruined by an ass in a blue uniform?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

which one? :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Loney

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, he wasn't nearly as good as destro. ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, you know...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Not if the Dodgers wear their home whites or road greys and the umps do their job :-)

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

hence the "most" ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

i see

I actually prefer that to running out the Sunday ‘B’ team, I am in favor of staggering resting starters rather than all at once, but I’m sure that has been gone over ad nauseum already

by Rosenort on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Want Iannetta to

play three days in a row, two day games and a night game

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I should let someone else handle this

since I’m still fighting the posts-complaining-about-Eliezer-Alfonzo percentage battle.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

He did have a heck of a nice tag at the plate though

(which got totally lost in the BS balk call)

Gotta give your #1 catcher a break sometime and he sure can’t do it on Sundays anymore without getting lynched.

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

You did.

For example, did you know that Carlos Gonzalez sometimes hits baseballs very far?

Tonight he hit one 448 feet, according to the LA broadcast.

by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

So of course my computer decides to shut down on me not once, but like ten times

even the computer has realized it’s 2011. And now I’m hella behind on the thread. that will barely load. because it has like a million comments.

/2011’d

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm off to watch Torchwood

I think a little end of the world apocalyptic mayhem might just cheer me up about now….

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Uh. I just finished watching it....

I’ll be lurking. I just have to say.

W.T.F.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 27, 2011 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

I was wrong

that really did not cheer me up at all…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 27, 2011 1:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

So who has the game wrap on this one?

I do not envy him/her.

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by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT reply actions  

Followed by

Dear Bob,

..l..

Love,

The Rockies

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

it's an ASCII middle finger.

although not nearly as detailed as most ASCII art.

by everever on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. I know.

Thanks, though.

             ,==.
            / 66\
            \c )
             `) (
             / \ |~~~
            / \ \ |
           (( /\ \
|~~~
            \ \ `
-`|
            / / / |~~~
____ (()|

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

o_O

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

That looks more like...a different appendage

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

This looks dirty

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by SDcat09 on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's not,

but the formatting didn’t work well in a post-ASCII world.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

I suppose

what is it really?

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or that, too...

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh, ok :-)

I honestly couldn’t tell, but I though Betancourt might be able to ;-)

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

*thought

/2011’d

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

He'll get around to it eventually

/adjusts uniform
/wipes brow
/adjusts cap
/generally twitches

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'ma gonna guess it's supposed to be a middle finger

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

It's a sad world

when art like that has gone the way of the [something else obsolete].

Also I expected the original response to my sarcastic explanation to be

..I..

by everever on Aug 27, 2011 12:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee

sure :-)

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

Martin I think

he made the thread

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by jrockies on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

It should just be Youtube links

To Hotel California and MacArthur Park

How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.

by free7694 on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

"I Had A Rough Night...

And I Hate The F***in’ Eagles, Man!"

by Rosenort on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I do, actually

So does Destro. He’s a [Football] Giants fan.

/duck

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for the always-deserved Philly slam

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Always happy to oblige there ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

OK, this has gone on long enough for me.

Goodnight and Aloha fellow Rowbots! Tomorrow is another, altogether Doom-ier day. Go Rox!

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by EmersonCR on Aug 27, 2011 12:05 AM MDT reply actions  

nite!

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Good night

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by SDcat09 on Aug 27, 2011 12:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

I should probably go to bed...

though I’m still wound up and pissed off. Hmmm…

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT reply actions  

After that game...and watching Torchwood

I’m so angrily wired I don’t know what to do.

Chocolate should fix everything right?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

maybe... i think i have a couple squares of dark chocolate left, though I've already had coffee icecream

and would really like something salty.

I wonder how the alien baby would react… I swear it feels more than 6 weeks along! :-\

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm going to unwind with a hot shower

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOVE the new sig! :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

So, Skip...

can you do anything about Tulo’s walkup music?

Let 6yo pick it out maybe?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:10 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, see, it was either that or the mullet

But I’ll see what I can do.

/would channel the ghost of Joe Beimel if I had my way

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

have him walk up to "God's Gonna Cut You Down?

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

I'd have the whole team do it

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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

He coulda done better than Manifesto IMO

but it sure is identifiable from anywhere :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

My plan to be asleep an hour ago failed miserably too….

Oh well, ’night all!

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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 27, 2011 12:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

night! :-D

"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

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