Game #131 overflow
Rockies still hanging on to a 1-0 lead. Need more runs!
Also, LOL at facial expressions in this photo.
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Purple Row: "HOLY CRAP"
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Present
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
and I still hate Andre Ethier.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions
overflowin
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 9:49 PM MDT reply actions
Here for the 30% mark on the win streak
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
I read that as a "win steak"
which sounds delicious
by WanderingRoxFan on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Now I'm regretting my pizza
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
This game has been stupidly fast.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions
This game has been stupidly fast.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions
but outside that
pretty stupid on the O side, anyway
grateful that they’re holding that lead though! :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions
This :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Hey - we're up 1-0
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions
That extra innings game against the Pirates.
Now THAT was a stupid game.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions
That's like the gold standard for stupid games.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Just to make Russ sorry that he went to bed before it started
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
/RafBet nods approvingly
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Dear Cargo
Make it a double, okay?
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:50 PM MDT reply actions
come on, CarGo
hoe’s about a multi-HR game? join the out-of-Dodger-Stadium club?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
"Hoe's about a multi-HR game?"
Who the hell do you think you are, PHLP?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Hoe bag
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
quote from '99 that some friends still tease me about:
“I have nothing personal against the hoe bag.”
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Again with the poor UNO waitress?
/I keed
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions
NO
it had nothing to do with her!
Jerk. :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Heh...
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions
no, just an awkward typo'ing Casbah
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Hee hee...
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
/grabs the penicillin
/friggin’ juiced balls
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Sure does
Good thing Seth Smith and Chris Iannetta are on the bench so they aren’t traumatized by facing it.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Oh you guys are killing me
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Wouldn't want to destroy their self confidence!
That’s why we sit them behind Eric Young, Jr. and Eliezer Alfonzo, yes sirree.
To be fair I don't care if we destroy EY2's confidence.
/sigh
Seth Smith is never gonna start again.
Oh look. Here's where the party went
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
SETTLE DOWN, BEAVIS
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions
but not the first, cause that'd be worse?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Alright Tulo - c'mon baby
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:53 PM MDT reply actions
TWJS
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
J?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Justin'
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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AHHH fantastic!
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions
ROFL
Nice
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Jesus = Justin
Right? Or is the Tebow = Justin?
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
I know I threw in my mouth a lot
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
TEEBUS
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Ugh
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Just had to mock the Cult of Tebow a bit...:)
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm fine with it.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Tieber?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Okay this is very funny
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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SHUT UP, TEAVIS...uh huh huh huh...
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions
It's actually a more-virulent cousin of...

Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Make it stop! MY EYES!!!! ROFL
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
OK, this thread has officially gone downhill ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions
THAT is what it took?
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
That was the joke... ;-)
because VD didn’t do it or anything ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions
Darling, as usual, it went downhill approximately 0.47 seconds after I showed up
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions
you're off by an order of magnitude
or four
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions
Correct :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, cause it was soooo uphill before.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Downhill is actually good
because of mileage.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
hard on the knees though
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
O_O
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I prefer walking uphill to walking downhill for this reason
steep hills, anyway
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
What does that have to do with a hill?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Clearly you have never ....
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
walked or run down a hill? ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions
I am not supplying a tailwind, however
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
only because we didn't take advantage of the recent taco specials...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
All of this is dramatically wrong.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Everything I know
I learned from watching ESPN.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions
MAKE IT STOPPPPP IT BURRRNS
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
GOD'S TEAM
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Still can't hit a curve ball, though
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions
My best friend in 7th grade and I
got a particular kick out of it
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions
amazingly
that joke has enough progression to still be funny, even if you didn’t know
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Breaking the Sabbath! SMITE
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Hee hee...He mad
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions
I know its so lame.
But his curve breaks 24 inches or more
Vin Scully just made the first mistake I've ever heard him make.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
What did he say?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Destro thought he heard Scully say "OMG" the other week.
Turns out he didn’t, but we rewound the TV twice to be sure.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions
He corrected himself, but still...
He started to call Todd Helton, “Ted” because he was getting ready to talk about Ted Lilly. He sounded embarrassed when he corrected himself.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
He just needs to outlive me, that's all.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Like Bob Barker or Dick Clark
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, he might just be a zombie
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
TULO stop dancing away from Strike 3 - jeeeez.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions
But he's so SCARED of strike 3!
It’s his nemesis!
Or something.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions
His guardian choke-angel told him to do it
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Le sigh.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
Afraid you were going to break a nail there, Tulo?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT reply actions
EEEEEK He thought that curve was a mouse!
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Never in a million years
did I think I’d have to yell at Troy Effin’ Tulowitzki to swing the damn bat.
No, It's Effin' Troy Tulowitzki
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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I thought his middle name was Trevor...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Three T's
One for each strike.
How cute
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 9:56 PM MDT reply actions
Tulo giving way to EY
Just doesn’t seem right.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
It really really doesn't.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
oh, is that the Twit theme tonight?
missed it. don’t view my life as incomplete because of this
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions
damn esmil
Rockies record when I am in attendance: 6-5
I'm lookin'
and I’m likin’
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions
tw....
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
MRS?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions
/don't know if there is one
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions
RMS?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Rogers' Mistress Said
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
hiyo...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
siddown!!
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions
Esmil kicking ass and taking names
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions
Esmil Rogers understands the importance of getting out of the Toyota Talk inning.
Esmil, please explain this concept to Alex White. Thanks in advance.
by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
RUNS DAMMIT!!!!!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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OK, I'll 'fess up
I read this as “RUSS DAMMIT!”
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL that's funny
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
He's not watching
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
He had his Ovaltine and has since gone to bed
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Meh he's in Dodger Stadium
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions
And facing a lineup in which Juan Rivera is batting cleanup
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
The resulting gridlock will be...actually, not that much different than usual at the NYC airports
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Yikes. My GF's sister lives in South Carolina
and my best friend is on Long Beach Island. Scary scary stuff.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions
I can't imagine too many people were still planning on flying in at that time
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
But airlines work so that just one airport going down causes a drastic rescheduling.
These, plus other east coast airports, will cause major troubles everywhere.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions
I read that his back was bothering him last week.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Helton got a deer stand for his birthday
according to Vin.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
at least, only do that before games against the Rox
maybe it will neutralize his Rockie-killing powers
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions
hmmmm... it is a risk
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions
from certain angles
Fonz reminds me eerily of Josh Fogg.
or Juan Rincon.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:07 PM MDT reply actions
WAT?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I think it's at least partially some of the facial expressions he makes
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions
/misses Fogg
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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I cannot agree with either.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
but see
from certain angles, Rincon reminded me of Fogg.
I think it has to do at least somewhat with expressions.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Rincon also reminded me of Fogg
but neither remind me of Fonz
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
1 reminds me of 0.
or 2.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
It's the new math
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Very professional at bats
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Special backup catcher
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions
That's true - backup implies that you'll start fewer games than the starter
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOM roasted
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Ahhh but his OBP is now
a small-sampli-icious .125!!
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions
YAY !!!! KOUZ on base!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
...and Sellers STILL almost got him
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Well that didn't last long.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
LMAO
but, of course, it’s an E
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT reply actions
oh, I missed the drop the first time :-\
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions
BAHAHAHAHA!
Stroball!
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:09 PM MDT reply actions
Will Kouzmanoff get a hit in a Rockies uniform?
I’m going with no.
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
I read this as "... get hit in a Rockies uniform"...
hopefully not
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Third Base is just cursed
We should just play four outfielders and let Tulo cover the whole left side of the infield
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
So... EY and Smith in left, Dex in center, CarGo in right? ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions
Unless it an LHP
Then we put EY and Wiggy in LF
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Or let EY play a roving short-outfield position like in softball
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
But Tulo covers that...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Not when he's playing SS and 3B at the same time
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
psssh. Tulo's got this. ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions
This is Tulo you're talking about here.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Play the shift, always.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Playoffs?
Don’t talk about…playoffs. You kiddin’ me? Playoffs?
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
If there's a Colorado native at 3B for the Rockies in 2012
It damn well better be Chase Headley.
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
All you have to do to become the semi-starter
Is hit a grand slam.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm very annoyed
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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ya think? ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions
she's in a really bad place right now
by WanderingRoxFan on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions
The whole Row is?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions
This is the part where we get a hit, right?
What does that entail in this case, exactly?
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
um... Rockies win?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions
That was a championship-caliber first-pitch swing
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:11 PM MDT reply actions
DAY-UM
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions
BOOMandRoasted
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Semi OT: Since I rarely show up here anymore
My kids & I will be at the Tuesday & Wednesday games in PHX. On TV, look for people holding purple “targets” in the outfield, at the behest of Dex & EY2 in the hopes of getting a 3rd-out toss from one of them.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Hey, it's possible I'll be at the Wednesday game!
I’ll come say hi if I am.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Vin Scully has a man crush on CarGo
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Every man on earth should
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions
manage e trois?
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
manage o three
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Grand-man-crush
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Can't say I blame him
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Is the "man" in man crush referring to the subject or the object?
I always wondered this…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions
then why not a "man-man crush?"
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions
and do we have "woman-crushes?"
I mean, I can’t see myself saying “I have a woman-crush on…”
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Lady crush maybe?
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Not really
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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It's a girl-crush
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
huh
never heard of it
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Really?
I have girl crushes on some actresses. Sienna Miller for one.
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Whatever it is, I need pictures
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions
But I think in general
It’s far more acceptable for a woman to call another woman pretty or attractive. Man-crush is one of those constructs that seems to be trying to reinforce that the man saying it would normally never see another icky man as being crush worthy, but the target of the man-crush has something that sets him apart.
I agree with this
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It has nothing to do with appearance, though, as implied by your comment.
It has to do with great appreciation for one ore more attributes of the person. I would want to be best friends with any of my man-crush targets. Doesn’t mean I think that they have any physical appeal whatsoever. In fact, it’s safe to say that a typical man-crush could really be restated, “I wish I was as good as so-and-so at that.”
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Women have girl crushes in the same way.
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You're right.
I maybe should have phrased it more as being able to say a woman is a great actress or a terrific tennis player. But there’s a bit of being openly complimentary of someone that can make people think there’s a sexual element to it. And so when a man admires, say, a baseball player, the term man crush serves to flag that he means nothing sexual. Whereas a woman might not care if someone thought she also admired a good actress or tennis player’s pretty face.
in point of fact
no
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions
I think that it is mostly
a way of saying that you like a guy a lot in a way that is totally NOT GAY. Since women seem to be more comfortable with their sexuality, it isn’t as necessary. Some men need to explicitly point out that they are NOT GAY. Hence, man-crush rather than just saying that you really like a guy.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions
For the record I also have a crush on Carlos Gonzalez
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He has some love for Tulo as well
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This is a fact
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I don't know any other non-Rockies broadcaster who calls him, "Tulo"
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In whatever state the Rockies play in
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Ethier
you’re no Mark Teixeira
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:14 PM MDT reply actions
This helps his case, IMO
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Which case would that be?
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions
That I hate Texeira more than Ethier?
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fair enough
I laugh at Teixeira more than Ethier. Look at his face when he’s batting sometime (or, well, lots of other times). Can’t help it!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't know how to parse this
but it amuses me
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions
ding ding ding
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I don't like looking at Texeira.
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Ugh. Walk
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Wow Esmil's 1st walk comes in the 7th inning.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:15 PM MDT reply actions
Every day?
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Boop boop boop boop wheepie doop
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions
They need to stop playing cards and get ready to come into the game.
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It sounds like they finally got a couple Matts up
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Geeeeeeez 7 straight balls? What's the deal, Esmil?
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
come on Esmil.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions
We're gonna need a bigger lead.
/jaws theme
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions
How nice of you to set up the DP
now get it done
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT reply actions
ugh.
WHAT THE HELL, ROGERS.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:19 PM MDT reply actions
What a bummer he would have been out at 2nd.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT reply actions
I thought they left the walkopotamus in CO...
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:20 PM MDT reply actions
and they like to
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions
He's pitching on Sunday
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
It's OK everyone, they've got their Alfonzo coming up
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@Paul_Franz
My blerg
You mean the one who killed us like a week ago?
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I was in the mountains
so that doesn’t count ;)
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@Paul_Franz
My blerg
In other news, the percentage of my posts tonight that have contained Eliezer Alfonzo
is higher than Eliezer Alfonzo’s career OBP.
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@Paul_Franz
My blerg
by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
thanks. I almost spit my beer on the laptop
bahahahhaha
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ROFL
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions
GODDAMNIT.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions
Well, shit on toast
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions
Wow
That’s some respect for EY2’s arm.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions
Oh F.F.S
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Of course not
TP
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions
BUT I'LL TAKE THAT SHIZZAH!!!!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Annd the Rockie-killer coming up
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions
OUT AT THE PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions
GREAT PLAY
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Nice running start on that throw by Dex
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missphelled?
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YES!!!! AHAHAHAHAH ETHIER!!!!!!!!!
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DEX!!!
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
YEAH!!!
What a play – Fonzie may or may not have gotten some points in my book for that.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions
Yeah, CDI will never play again
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I thought that was already decided.
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Ethier ran through the stop sign. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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hee hee
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously. I was laughing so hard
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I was screaming
and I can’t scream. And I have laryngitis.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions
F YOU ETHIER
Sit you ass DOWN
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions
THAT WAS SEXY
JUST SAYIN’
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions
I'll take it!
No more sac fly, two outs…
now let’s get this done!!!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow you're kidding me.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:25 PM MDT reply actions
This
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
I get it, but it makes me uncomfortable
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Not in a 1-0 game, this late.
No. No way.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
That's one reason why.
And there’s more. Just no.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions
And this
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
I would very much like out #3 here.
Personally.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions
BOB DAVIDSON YOU SUCK
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions
A balk??? WHATTHE FRAK???
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Thanks, ump.
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Actually, that was a balk.
Great play by Aaron Miles.
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It really was.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I TOTALLY don't see it.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't see it.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Just. Don't. See. It.
Not live, not on replay.
I’ve also seen real balks that are just let go.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions
But if anyone is going to catch it, it's Bob Davidson
No man-crush here, folks, but he’s right on this one.
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sorry, just not ever going to agree.
watched it multiple times, and see nothing
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm with you
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Agree 1000%
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Jesus.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions
BOB, IS THAT YOU?!?
MF
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions
Balkin' Bob
Of FREAKING COURSE, because 2011
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions
WITH A WET TOMATO!
JUST BECAUSE
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Frakkin' Balkin Bob
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GET TOSSED, JIM!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:27 PM MDT reply actions
This is one of the many areas Jim could improve his game.
He never gets fired up. Think about what that does for Esmil’s confidence if you feel strongly enough to get thrown. instead, he’s busy steaming.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions
But some things are even too much for Tracy...
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
OH EFF YOU BOB DAVIDSON
WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE STAYED STUCK IN TRAFFIC???
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
That sucked
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"Now you have to settle the young kid down."
NO YOU HAVE YOU GO TO YOUR F********ING BULLPEN.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions
No, you have to kick the ump in the nuts.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions
I hate this game so very very much.
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there was no balk
this is why we need some quality control on these umps.
this could have just cost the game.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions
Christ almighty. This is just pathetic.
GO TO YOUR BULLPEN FOR GOD’S SAKE.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions
Jack Corrigan
“Bob Davidson should retire. He is just a bad umpire.”
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Wow. Jack rarely says things like this.
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Jack has been bagging on the umps a lot more lately
Even he can’t ignore the suck in the room.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions
...and that's saying something on a crew with Hunter Wendelstedt
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Corrigan was much too nice in his assesment of Davidson, there.
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Very much so.
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boo
Rockies record when I am in attendance: 6-5
OH NOW YOU GO TO THE BULLPEN.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
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The NewNugs 2011 - Officially back on the Bandwagon
I <3 Johnson
by SurfaceThought on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions
so annoyed right now!
also!
If anyone could ever hit when someone was ON BASE, it wouldn’t be such a big freaking deal if the other team scores a run.
by everever on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec for truth
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Well now that walk hurts
1 run deficit or 2? Choose your flippin’ pick.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions
and NO OTHER QUALITY CONTROL WHATSOEVER
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions
(on the umpires)
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions
How long would Esmil have been suspended
If after the hit he just turned and gave Davidson the finger?
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Seriously.
Don’t let the balk distract you from the fact that Tracy put a man on 3rd in a 1-0 game with two outs. Or that he didn’t go to the bullpen when he obviously should have.
The man was already on 3rd
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Though he did walk Tony Gwynn Jr. intentionally
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WOOOAH YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME.
Now Jim has to get thrown.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions
I really don't see the balk. I really really don't
Balk on Reynolds now???
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YOU CALLED ANOTHER BALK!??!?!?!?!?!??!
FIRE ALL UMPIRES.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions
THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY F***ING RIDICULOUS
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions
Bob Davidson + Hunter Wendelstedt = Worst umpiring crew ever
This entire series may be a complete joke thanks to these clowns…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Go to hell, Hunter
Bobby Cox was right. You wouldn’t even be a pimple on your daddy’s ass.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions
JIM. COME ON. GET FRIGGIN KICKED.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:32 PM MDT reply actions
and get kicked for punching the umps!
seriously. this isn’t even fun anymore.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Get tossed Jim. Just do it
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Nope. Not going to friggin' happen.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions
That was also a balk.
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I could judge this if Root could actually work a damn camera
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions
you know what?
i don’t care.
the balk rule is the stupidest thing in baseball. sometimes it’s enforced, sometimes it’s not, and it’s almost always enforced in stupid ways.
This
It’s so subjective and so sporadically enforced that it’s worthless.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
I agree. Let's also get rid of "in the area" double plays and "close enough" plays at first.
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I am in complete agreement with this
Nothing like being rewarded for not doing your job properly
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
It's like holding in football.
TOOOOTALLY subjective.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Exactly
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My favorite quote about holding is Dave Logan:
“There’s holding in every play from scrimmage in the NFL – sometimes it happens in front of a referee and sometimes it doesn’t.”
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Amen
It’s “holding” if you touch someone, apparently
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Where is the balk on Reynolds.
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He moved toward home when he lifted his knee
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GODDAMNIT.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions
This is just disgusting.
I quit. 2011.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions
Seriously. Not. Fun. Anymore.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions
Seriously. I hate this game. I hate this game
more than any other game this year.
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Yup. It has replaced the extra inning pirates game.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
That one was just exhausting. this one is infuriating.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions
This. Exactly.
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Seriously
It wouldn’t be so bad if ANY of this were legit
but it’s ump-induced CRAP.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Yup.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
The Umpire actually ended the game there.
This is more on the Rockies. I’m sorry. But even if the balk isn’t legit, it’s one run.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes, and it was just one domino....
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions
That's crap.
The domino was letting Rogers continue pitching in the first place.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm with you right there.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
disagree
I honestly think he could have gotten out of it with no damage, or at least not six runs’ worth.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
I agree with you.
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And the balk somehow magically changed that?
I don’t buy it.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
a Balk called on a young pitcher with shaky confidence
can absolutely lead to a group of runs. Remember Frankie Mo in ATL last year?
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
yeah, it did.
gave up a run and changed the traffic on the field. messed with a young pitcher. the inning could even have ended right there with an out and NO CHANCE to score any other runs.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions
SO then the error is leaving him in after the balk.
Still on the Rockies.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions
false
because the balk call was wrong in the first place.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions
It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong.
You have to react to the situation. The situation was to take him out. They did not do so. Nor did they try to address Rogers anger. Instead, they left him in after he was already weak and then angry.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah - I mean no visit to the mound, no team meeting at the mound
Just let him keep pitching after he swears at the umps and gets sweaty faced. Good call.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions
I'd say it matters a whole lot
but then again, I’m just generally sick to death of the piss-poor umpiring that more and more often ruins my enjoyment of what is otherwise a great game.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions
For sure
It was obvious before that that he was done. I’d be surprised that he was left out there, but I’m not, because 2011.
Also, MATCHUPZ
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't think he was done enough to give up SIX RUNS
maybe one at most.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Yep
I mean, walking Tony Gwynn, Jr? Huh?
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions
No. He made some mistakes. But he didn't lose his composure
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He did on the batter after the balk.
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Which was somewhat understandable.
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Yes - what's not understandable is that he was left out there after the balk.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions
I agree
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He was sooooo visibly angry
He had no business being on the mound.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions
That may be
but at some point pitchers have to get out of diapers too
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions
And he did walk the first two batters in the inning
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
i was speaking more to the state of being pissed off
if we had to pull a pitcher every time they were pissed off, Tracy would be burning even more bullpen arms.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Nor did he balk on the batter for which he was called on
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Frankie Mo disagrees
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Which is why Tracy should have pulled him right there.
Of course, that would have been followed by Matt Reynolds, so…
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Which is #2 why this is on the Rockies.
Reynolds blew up as well. This could also be blamed on a balk too, but I don;t buy that either.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions
they are all rockies and they gave up runs
but the pirates let the guy get to 3B that cost them their game to. I just don’t remember the rockies getting a lot of help from the umps over the years
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
I think we're just more prone to remember times when the umps screwed us
over times when the umps screwed our opponent. I doubt it’s all that far off from being a wash.
I disagree
but I’d rather just have good umpiring all around than have to worry who’s going to get screwed harder any given day. I like games of skill better than games of luck.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
that was 50/50 at best Barrett dropped the
ball, the one I remember was Barmes phantom catch against STL… but those aren’t randomly calling Balks in close games things that are more arbitrary than mistakes
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That's fine.
Padres fans might disagree.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Of course they do but again
if Atkins HR hadn’t been missed by the umps in that game it wouldn’t have come down to Holliday head butting the dirt, so again the umps screwed us in that one too
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thisthisthisthisthisthis
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Actually, baseball has a conspiracy against the Rockies.
You’re right.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
/sigh
because anyone who points out things that suck is clearly a whacko conspiracy theorist.
/still contemplating Burger King… blame it on the kid?
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions
No. He explicitly said:
I just don’t remember the rockies getting a lot of help from the umps over the years.
And RtC disagreed with Holly that all of this comes out in the wash.
The implication of this is that the Rockies get screwed by the umpires at a higher rate than other teams. And I’m saying that that is most likely not the case.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
and if you have stats to back it up, that's fine
I’m stating my opinion. blah blah psychology I-took-it-in-college-too blah blah… the fact is that some teams may, in fact, get screwed at a higher rate. This isn’t necessarily a conspiracy theory – some teams get injuries at a higher rate in any given season, too, or any other number of situations that suck.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes.
But many fans think this about their team. That’s the psychology factor.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Psychology is one thing
Numbers are another. If there are no numbers being shown either way, disdainfully playing the psychology card – especially when people might be smarting a bit from suckage – is not likely to be well received.
KIND OF LIKE THE ROOT PEOPLE INTERVIEWING THE OPPONENTS AFTER A NASTY LOSS!!!!! /always hated this
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions
That's fine
(though it might be entertaining)… all I’m saying is, in that case don’t play the psychology card. It’s disturbingly akin to assigning things to the phenomenon of “hysteria.”
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, what I don't like
is that it let’s our team off for bad decisions. Even in that Pirates game, I noted how the Pirates had basically conceded the game by leaving the pitcher that they had in. They may have still won but it became unlikely because of that decision. Still a bad umpire call, but you should not use that to overrule bad decisions or performances by your team.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions
I honestly don't think anyone on here
is using it as a way to be all Pollyanna and make excuses for the team. But it really is ok to point out things besides our team that suck. And if there was a heavy impact, it’s ok to point that out too. Notice that I did mention something about our O being stupid… if there were a bigger lead, it might not have been such a big deal, etc. It’s just important to remember that you’re not exactly dealing with DP commenters here.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Sure. But I agree with the following statement by Holly:
I think we’re just more prone to remember times when the umps screwed us
over times when the umps screwed our opponent. I doubt it’s all that far off from being a wash.
My defense of this is what got us here. It is certainly ok to call out bad calls. I just don’t think that the statements disagreeing with this were right.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I do completely agree with that statement of Holly's
I think that is the natural reaction of every fanbase.
But I also think certain teams get more calls than others, and the Rockies are not on the plus side of that. Look at the Glavine/Maddux/Smoltz Braves for an example of a team that was…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
OTOH,
contending that incredibly bad calls in key situations by umpires don’t matter because they all even out eventually lets the umpires off for their bad decisions. Without their bad decisions, our bad decisions may or may not have been bad decisions.
I didn’t like leaving Esmil in as long as Tracy did. But it’s impossible to say whether or not that decision would have cost us anything if not for ****ing Bob Davidson’s usual “look at me” antics…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I never said that they didn't matter.
I did say that whether it was legit or not didn’t matter because it happened and you have to react to it. We reacted poorly to it.
But it did matter.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Agreed, and rec'd
also, why did you **** out “balk?” ;-p
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:24 AM MDT up reply actions
The kid is conspiring against you to make you want Burger King late at night.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
friggin' conspiracy.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
That's not what he said.
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not a conspiracy just a bunch of
weird stuff where we tend to get screwed a bit. How many times do you remember thinking “ooh I think we caught a break there” how many things like Frankie Mo getting that no out call can you immediately bring to mind? when was the last time we had an opponent lose a HR to a bad call?
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
As Holly said,
this isn’t because it hasn’t happened. It’s because we don’t remember these things AND/OR we convince ourselves that the umps didn’t screw the other team.
The Dodgers fans watching this game probably had no problem with those blah calls and will not rrmrmber this as a stolen game.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions
well, there are more Rockies fans in my family than Dodgers fans ;-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions
I remember a few like I said Barmes
phantom catch, but when was the last time we had another team called for two balks in one inning that may not be conspiracy but it is a bit of umpires getting an attitude
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
There was a game earlier this year,
against the Nats I believe, where Balkin’ Bob benefitted us on a balk that wasn’t a balk this year. It was two in one inning, but it had the same overall effect. Do you remember that?
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions
I remember us getting several balks
called on us and a couple on our opponents. Mostly I am offended by the presence of umpires who inject themselves into the game, and seek confrontation
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
Great.
But I still don;t think that the Rockies get short-changed more than other teams.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions
to be fair I watch the Rockies a lot
more than any team save maybe the Cardinals. That said there have been a lot of horrid calls both teams have had to deal with. I am willing to accept that Umps are horrible and don’t have a specific agenda, but in this day and age I sure as hell don’t give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to their honesty
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
I also don't give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to their skill
or their eyesight.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
That's fine
you’re entitled to your opinion. And I’m not going to tell you it’s a psychological phenomenon. Though it very well could be. That of contrarianism. Or idealism. Or bending over backwards. ;-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Without that balk he's out at second and we're done with the inning
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
He was over 100 pitches.
He had loaded the bases. He had avoided one run scoring partially from defense and a slow runner. He was done.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions
This this this
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't agree with Tracy's decision to leave Rogers in,
but like holly said, I’m pretty sure that at-bat ends differently without the balk.
You could see how angry he was.
Well, that's in a class by itself
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions
I didn't hate that game. I hated what happened to Juan.
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I hated that game because it happened.
Guilt by association.
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
For some reason I don't hate this game as much as others.
That 1-0 lead always felt extremely precarious to me.
Honestly. I've been sicker than dog**** these past couple of weeks, and all I wanted to do
was watch a GOOD, FUN game. That is all. But apparently it’s too much to ask.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Gawdammit Loney
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NEXT TIME ON /2011
THE UMPIRES LOSE COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE GAME.
WHAT WILL THE ROCKIES DO NEXT?
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF /2011
FILM IN '11
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
wth
Rockies record when I am in attendance: 6-5
If I was Tracy right there
I would’ve had a tirade that would make Lou Pinella look like, well, Jim Tracy.
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Hey Jim,
MATT REYNOLDS IS NOT A LEFT ON LEFT GUY, OR DO YOU NOT GET THIS POINT?!?!?!
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions
Pssh. Like you have to ask
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
More Jack Corrigan:
“If they don’t give Davidson the win, the ought to at least give him the save, because he saved the Dodgers’ bacon tonight. That’s just awful.”
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
by EmersonCR on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd, Jack...
Rec’d
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Hahaha excellent
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Just hit Kemp
Throw right at him
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
would have done better.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
I would have preferred this
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF'
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/2011
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:36 PM MDT reply actions
THIS
is a fabulous idea. Don’t plunk the other team – plunk the umps!
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Too bad a suspension is sure to follow...
Wait a second. I think I figured out why we have Eliezer Alfonzo!
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Get Wiggy out there!
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions
I've always wanted to see that happen.
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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
I need a bat and a water cooler
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
LMFAO
Is this what they mean when they talk about the wheels comin’ off?
by coffeeis4closersonly on Aug 26, 2011 10:37 PM MDT reply actions
Yeah when the lug nuts are loosened by the umps
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And 2011
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
Mostly this
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions
This this this this this
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions
SOOOO mad right now.
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Dear God
Remember when Dex and Alonzo combined for that sweet double play, making two outs with the bottom of the lineup coming?
Eff Tracy.
Eff Bob Davidson
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
8/26/2011: Dodgers 6, Rockies 1. WP: B. Davidson (1-0) LP: E. Rogers (6-3)
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
I'll be watching Torchwood in about 20 minutes.
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I'm contemplating going to a Burger King to find a California Whopper and fries
Because 2011.
Oh, and F*** Bob Davidson.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions
I can't believe that just happened...
that wasn’t even a balk. Also, why’d you give my brother a warning for saying Allana Rizzo doesn’t look good? That’s just like calling a balk for a minor offense.
/giggle
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions
I really don't think it's funny.
He’s one warning away from getting banned now since somebody got offended by an opinion.
was laughing at the analogy
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
...because it's not like he hasn't given anyone plenty of ammunition before that.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh brother
it’s a sports board. Give him a warning for the other stuff, not for saying Allana Rizzo is ugly.
Well, I was thinking of his rather boorish first night here, but that's just me.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions
I also don't know what actually led to it, and I don't care
It’s not my business, and it’s frankly not anyone else’s here, either.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Sorry guys, I apologize for the argument in front of everybody...
just a bit unhappy especially after that terrible inning
Oh, that makes tens of us ;-)
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
There are dozens of us!
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions
which is pretty close to tens ;-p
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes. You saying tens reminded me of "dozens!"
And that made me laugh. I thought I’d try to share some joy after this pitiful game.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions
I know that feeling...
this just sucks. hard.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions
It didn't say he had a warning before
and he said that’s what it said the warning was for.
It wasn't.
It was part of that convo, but it wasn’t directly about his opinions of Alanna. The note he received was pretty clear.
And your other comment said he’s one warning from being banned. I was just clarifying that posters don’t automatically get banned on a 2nd warning. Sometimes people will receive multiple warnings. It’s just a case-by-case thing.
I've gotten like 3 or 4 warnings over the years
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Ohh yeah like last year when I said C***
or called that girl a C***
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just repost FDR's speech from Our Dumb Century
called “FDR’s Fireside Chat last night, just a string of obscenities” that one got me a warning on VEB… can you believe you can’t say C**t Kicker on the interwebs?
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
What are you talking about??? First of all, I'm not here to start a rage war. But you started it, you gotta back yourself up.
My warning was pretty clear. I said “I would rather be gay than go out with Alanna.” Or something to that effect. I don’t see how that is so bad. Second of all, you should be able to distribute sarcasm/joking apart from trolling or complete seriousness.
Ugh...you just reminded me of some unfinished business
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Arrrrrrrghghghg whyyyy
Tonight has already sucked a lot.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Well this probably isn't going to help your cause
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When you find yourself in a hole
Keep digging.
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Oh, we're at bedrock with a jackhammer now, methinks
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm backing myself up. I did nothing wrong.
If I got a warning for that. I should’ve been banned the first night I joined, because if everyone remembers correctly, I was trolling pretty hard.
I think they were trying to give you the benefit of the doubt
and let the community police itself, as it were, and then, when you came out swinging again…you know what, never mind. I’m not explaining this. Saying “I’d rather be gay than [x]” is pretty hideously offensive, just FYI.
Not to be preachy, but your comment is a bit homophobic
You make being gay sound like it’s bad. That’s not cool.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I guess it just depends on your values sometimes
though that doesn’t necessarily mean you should go express those values… this isn’t a political board, though, so let’s not get into it.
Your comment sounds a bit homophobic
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Well uh you see Mr Timmy
that could potentially be seen as you saying being gay is bad and oh why am I even bothering
by Shoemaker on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha I honestly don't see HOW it could be interpreted as offensive.
/sarchasm
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
Dang son
If I still had a buzz after last inning, this would be killing it.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Shoot me.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
He's the most "leadoffy" of our pinch hitters
TracyLogic
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
6 up and 6 down
If I know my Rockies
by coffeeis4closersonly on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions
You don't know them well enough
We’ll load the bases twice with no outs and fail to score.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions
...because 2011
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions
The umps have to let LA win
otherwise they might end up shot/stabbed in the parking lot after the game.
Alanna Rizzo is my dream girl.
by Cargo's Ball Sack5 on Aug 26, 2011 10:41 PM MDT reply actions
Having grown up in LA myself
I disagree. There were a lot of places you just didn’t want to be at night. And LA fans are beyond horrible as well.
Alanna Rizzo is my dream girl.
by Cargo's Ball Sack5 on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions
no
because Dodgers
and 2011
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Oooh low blow.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions
poor esmil
7ks 1BB 0runs through 6
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
This makes me sad.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
This makes me mad.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions
6 runs in the ninth.
2011
Swats.
by Colin Neilson on Aug 26, 2011 10:45 PM MDT via mobile reply actions
Man, the 14 Dodgers fans suddenly deciding to cheer their asses off
is making me unreasonably angry.
Well I guess it's time to go meekly into the night.
Sounds about 2011 to me.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
That balk
And Tracy’s inexplicable decision making – from the starting lineup to leaving Esmil in – might have put the final fork in this deflated, burnt turkey, stupid season.
Outside of another five game wining streak starting tomorrow of course.
yeah, because 1 game changes a season
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by black_knight101 on Aug 26, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions
Matt Holliday nods in agreement
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions
ok sure that's a totally different situation
but there’s no chance that losing this game is the end of our season, or the reason why we don’t make the playoffs. that’s not how 162 game seasons work.
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by black_knight101 on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
just being a brat
cause I’m in that mood right now. It could be worse. You could be Destro. ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
..l..
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
er
I was looking for sympathy for you
but if you’re gonna be THAT way…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions
This one game could light a fire under the Rox....
Continue the march to October Rockies! I still am a believeR…
Colorado College Hockey, Colorado Avalanche, Colorado Rockies fan to the death.
"If you can't accept losing, You can't win." -Vince Lombardi
by Lost Winter on Aug 26, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions
This team would need to be soaked in gasoline
To even think about lighting a fire.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Sadly, their biggest supplier is now in Boston
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Shun the nonbeliever!
Shhhhhhhuuuuuun!!! Haha
Colorado College Hockey, Colorado Avalanche, Colorado Rockies fan to the death.
"If you can't accept losing, You can't win." -Vince Lombardi
by Lost Winter on Aug 26, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions
Is that severe, but still short of "BURN THE WITCH!"?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Have you seen Charlie the Unicorn?
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
no
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions
You've lasted this long without seeing it
Save yourself the misery
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Misery?
It makes me chuckle.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Me too after the first two times.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Good to know
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions
No, the Pirates aren't that great...
They just fell back to earth.
Colorado College Hockey, Colorado Avalanche, Colorado Rockies fan to the death.
"If you can't accept losing, You can't win." -Vince Lombardi
by Lost Winter on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions
I'd like to think the Rockies
would have responded to something like that better than the young Pirates
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
The fork was stuck in this season a month ago
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Season was done before we traded Ubaldo
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Oh, definitely
But that was a signal that the FO believed so as well.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I think the fork got officially stuck in the season
When we lost the 4 in a row at Arizona and LA the week before the Ubaldo trade
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
At this point, it was JDLR going down,
though it didn’t have to be.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Now I'm going to want to get the awful taste of this game out of my mouth in some way
and I already ate ice cream >:-(
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:51 PM MDT reply actions
Cake?
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
nah
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
Hee hee
good application of this baby. needs to see the light of day more often.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Or less often.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
icwydt
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Looks pretty much like me
for the past 20 minutes
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
a little too pale for me
but the expression resonates
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions
I really am
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
HAWT
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I've been told ....
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
How? You don't exist.
/wouldn’t stop me
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions
:-O
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions
3>2
/giggity
//just kidding
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
This just went from cute banter
to something…. else.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
to HAWT banter
…or, you know, Destro being mildly creepy again in an attempt to purge this game from his brain
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions
There are other methods...
… I mean, at least YOU can drink beer.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
I am
This may or may not be a coincidence
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Nope
I wonder how much money they get paid to keep their mouths shut.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions
Isn't Root's parent company a part-owner of the Rockies or something?
Or am I thinking of Cheap Channel
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Fox is/was part owner
but they no longer own Root. Directv does, and I don’t think they own part of the team.
Also, as far as I know, Clear Channel has never been an owner of the team
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
So we can't blame it on Rupert Murdoch?
Curses!
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Huh...now I'm confused. Wouldn't be the first time.
Regardless, ROOT is painful
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions
The Rockies can't control for stuff like that balk call...
It certainly took the life out of the team…
They can control how they respond.
And they’ve responded like a team that gets a glass of warm milk before bedtime.
I’m a pretty even-keel guy, and even I’d want to put a ball into someones backside after that balk call.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
/betancourt raises eyebrow
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Just an eyebrow?
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
For now, yes
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
(Glacial pace and all)
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
/wipes sweat from brow
/adjusts cap
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahaha
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I dunno
I can’t see through blue towels
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
This
Is a HUGE reason that the Ubaldo trade happened if you ask me
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
team needs to get pissed off.
there is 0 anger in this team, minus sometimes tulo and cargo.
everyone else just goes ‘oh welp’
esmil looked pretty hacked off
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions
And he's the one guy who can't do anything about it.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
We need a couple guys who not only get pissed
But who aren’t afraid to go past pissed to Eff You.
Anger’s being out of control. Plunking someone (or whatever) is taking control.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
l think that tone gets set with Tracy
He walks out, politely “yells” at the ump, doesn’t kick dirt, doesn’t get angry after games, he’s waaaay to even keel for me.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Dirt-kicking's silly and pointless
But throwing stuff, that’s awesome.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
normally yes
but sometimes it’s called for ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions
I agree 99% of the time
But JT’s style lends itself to the Rockies reacting like a cold fish instead of getting fired up.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Yay Tulo!!!!!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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Silver lining :-)
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions
MLB.tv randomly went back to the 6th inning
Oh, no. I have to watch it again.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Dear ROOT:
your graphics intern still sucks.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 10:59 PM MDT reply actions
Dear ROOT:
your graphics intern EVERYTHING still sucks.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
HAHA literally laughing out loud about this right now.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh, I'd say it's big enough
I mean, we’re most of a season in…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
An entire season of games disagrees
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
Ugh. I'm so angry with this game.
I had to go sit away from the TV (though I can still hear it) because I’m so angry about that balk call.
@bix783
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PH IANNETTA HERE
Runnells…time to be better than JT
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:00 PM MDT reply actions
Ah, that was after I walked away.
I probably should have watched that, since it would have been cathartic.
@bix783
leavebeforethelightscome.blogspot.com
He didn't even do anything, as far as I could tell.
We couldn’t see his face to tell what he was saying, but he was walking toward the ump and got tossed.
really? missed it
cause I got frustrated and cut my attention to approx. Alfonzo’s OBP.
about f’ing time.
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
Yep, after arguing Balk the Second
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh dang
I didn’t even notice.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
I'll just say this
The 7th inning made me throw an empty Mountain Dew can across the room and request a bat and a water cooler.
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Carlos Zambrano is on PR?
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Nothin' better to do...
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Better than a full one.
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You owe me a Coke.
… now isn’t THAT ironic?
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Ew
Just…ew.
Now Diet Dr. Pepper is a different story
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions
Yum
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions
It's so 2011
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions
Don't worry everyone, the Fonz is here to save the day.
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Alfonzo
Officially reaching Wiggy territory.
by coffeeis4closersonly on Aug 26, 2011 11:02 PM MDT reply actions
At least Wiggy has a history of being a decent hitter
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My blerg
Alfonzo hit a grand slam once
/Takes half of CDI’s starts
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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Career OBP: .270
Career OPS+ of 63.
And he’s known for his hitting.
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@Paul_Franz
My blerg
/weeps
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions
GTFO Alfonzo.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:03 PM MDT reply actions
you too Kouzmanoff.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions
Just got home
Heard the balks on the radio, we really got that shafted AGAIN?
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Suck of my life.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT reply actions
Dear Bob Davidson:
suck me.
/tia.
FFFFFFFFFFF.
/it is a new beginning, right?
by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 26, 2011 11:04 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
What is it with him and Angel Hernandez. Neither of them ever throw out calls like that that benefit the Rox
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow, folks. This has been fun. Really. Uh huh.
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Of course, you mean fun in the 2011 sense, right?
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm sure no one wonders why I've hardly made an appearance on PR this year.
Tonight explains it.
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Actually, I did wonder about that when I saw you in here tonight
Then I remembered the calendar
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
Now you've lost me.
The calendar?
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It's 2011
2011 sucks for this team
This induces not-so-nice things being said.
/looks around uncomfortably
Can’t blame you for wanting to be elsewhere.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I’ve been lurking. Reading the Row but not on the game threads, for this very reason. Just sad.
But I’ll be at Chase Field next week anyway, for some bizarre reason.
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Cheap seats?
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:13 PM MDT up reply actions
Easy to do at Chase Field
Where a first place team draws 20,000 fans. On a good night.
I love StubHub.
We’ll be in the bleachers holding target signs for Dex & EY2.
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Nice
It would be even better if they hit them from long-distance (say, home plate), but yeah.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Good idea, we'll hold the target signs for them when they bat, too.
Though those are the two guys on the team least likely to hit the target that way. Except perhaps for Kouz, of course.
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True
But then again, it’s Phoenix, and it’s 2011…so anything’s possible.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, for the snakes, yeah.
Go figure.
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...because Kirk Gibson?
Or is this a subset of /2011?
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
It just galls me to see this year so topsy-turvy
and to live in Phoenix and not be able to enjoy what the snakes are doing, because for some bizarre reason I’m a Rockies fan. Just because I lived in Denver when they were born. It’s stupid — psychology and all. The logical side of me says I just need to switch affiliations. It’s that stupid sentimental side that keeps me wearing purple.
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Switch affiliations?
Hey now…let’s not say anything we can’t take back.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions
I won't, of course.
I’m stupid that way.
Besides, I grew all my kids into Rockies fans. I’m stuck now.
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Good parenting FTW
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Wisdom from a London cabbie:
“You can change your underwear, you can change your wife…but you can never change your team.”
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
I remain confident in saying that Kouzmanoff won't get a hit in a Rockies uniform
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
I'm laughing so hard at this one.
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"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
hee hee
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
But Jim Tracy will start him for 8 more games anyway.
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#FreeChrisNelson
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We already tried that.
Offensively, not so much. I don’t see any harm in kicking the tires on someone else for a few games.
Really too bad.
Because I think everyone was hoping he’d just grab the job and run away with it, and yeah. Not so much.
ok, then
#FreeHolly
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Well the Rockies just happen to need someone at second, too.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I was really good at taking a walk.
But I think MLB pitchers are probably more used to facing lefties than were teenage pitchers on a church softball team.
Uh oh. Jim Tracy doesn't always take well to the patient, walk-drawing type.
You’re gonna have to swing for the fences if you want to start.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
If she wants to play 2B
the main thing she needs to do is develop her scrappyocity…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Step One: Be under 5'11''
Step Two: Choke up on bat
Step Three: Hit ball on ground a lot
Step Four: Be unable to throw the ball to first from anywhere but second
Step Five: Run hard, but not fast
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I'm a lefty
/catcher
/first base
/right field
/center field
/left field?!?
/SHORTSTOP? (yeah, totally happened in T-ball)
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:20 PM MDT up reply actions
There was a lefty shortstop in the amateur league I played in a couple years back
He was good, too.
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@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I have mentioned this before
but I have this book (okay it’s a baby-sitters club book) where the main character is an awesome softball player! And she’s left-handed! and a shortstop!
It enrages me.
/confession
so did i. I could gobble one in an hour or two. My sister was a freak about them – I’d steal them from her for light reading
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions
I have the whole series.
All 131 regular series, all 15 super specials, all the mysteries, super mysteries, and the entire Little Sister series. I also blog them. The one that keeps talking about the left-handed shortstopness is Kristy’s Book (Portrait Collection.)
but but
Kristy! She’s, like, my twin!
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions
My brother was a LH shortstop
Until he got to high school
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Why is left field so weird?
I mean, Cargo.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Well... I'm going to watch mad men and drink now.
You folks have a great night. I missed Purple Row GTs :-)
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:05 PM MDT reply actions
Good night
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Nite!
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
2. Dex's throw
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
1. O lazor
2. D lazor
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions
a bit of Ethier humiliation is always acceptable. ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
What about Rogers?
Can’t blame him for the umps being a$$holes
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions
He really kept the team in it until that one inning. So, I’ll put the first six innings of Rogers in the good things column.
agreed
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
He pitched a good game until Davidson ripped it away from him
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions
He got ejected from 20 feet away
Even that was disappointing.
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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
/rude gesture
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions
They couldn't even be troubled to show up to work on time.
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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
They could've just stayed away.
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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Hey, they showed up before the third inning
That’s totally on-time by L.A. standards.
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
I think you guys might have really offended Mr Timmy...
he’s kind of frustrated now…
If Timmy has decided to be sensitive about what others say
then he should learn to be sensitive about what he says
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If you'd like a laugh
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ok that's a bit funny
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, that was a great way to wreck a really good baseball game. Thanks, Bob!
1-0 in the 7th and the ump thinks he’ll just go ahead and hand the game to LA.
Combined with a team so fragile they can’t deal with a little adversity == game over.
The good: Jim Tracy finally got himself ejected over something worth getting ejected for. Should have happened on the first balk, and he should have taken long enough doing it that the rest of the team could settle down, though. Might have changed the outcome of the game.
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So...
Why the (expletive deleted) is ROOT talking about how good they feel about Matt Kemp having a 30 30 season, and talking to Miles!?
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
ROOT hates Rockies fans.
They like to rub it in every chance they get. This is why they use announcers who are more interested in talking about the nachos they’re eating than the ballgame taking place.
I've noticed
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions
I really miss Duane Kuiper
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
Because they have the unenviable task of having to talk for 30 minutes after that crap
I figured I wouldn’t be able to stomach this particular postgame show and turned it off though.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions
I wanna hear what Tracy says but Ringolsby and Helmer won’t shut up
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Tracy will recap the game, insinuate that there was a bad call without being overly specific so he doesn’t get fined, and generally make excuses. Really, what can he possibly say?
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
He could throw some chairs.
Go all Ozzie.
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"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Yeah, but it's JT
We should be glad he got tossed. Probably wouldn’t have even done that except for the “umpire stiff-arm” move.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm still not sure why he got tossed.
He stepped out of the dugout and just did.
Then he still went out and had a chat more suited for Bridge night.
Then he went to the clubhouse to fix some cookies and warm milk.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
I think the ump was trying to tell him not to come out
and Tracy ignored him. As far as I can tell, that’s why he got tossed.
How do you expect a guy not to come out
When you’ve screwed his team twice in a row?
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Well, it was a different ump the 2nd time.
But yeah, I have no idea. At least give him a chance to do something actually ejection-worthy.
It's not about the individual
They’re a crew out there, right?
Well, for good umps, at least.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
The second time he seemed to be asking for it
even if it wasn’t forceful, just to show his team something.
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"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
Yeah, it probably was the lamest ejection ever
[ump holds up arm] “don’t argue” (or something)
[tracy takes a step]
[ejection]
At least after that he got an earfull (well as much of an earfull as Tracy can give a guy). “In reference to what we were just discussing over at third base, in my opinion what you and your crewmate did there was a very unfortunate call, which might have ruined a very special game”
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Awesome Tracy impersonation.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
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"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Thanks :-)
I watch way too many interviews and post-game shows. Couldn’t take watching one more tonight though.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Because Harry's kid told him to save it and he didn't
YOU DON’T CROSS HARRY’S KID
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
(He graduated from the Joe West School of Ejection this past winter)
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Go suck something and die Miles
you roided up f#%k!!!!!
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
/shudder
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm not gonna feel good for him
or be ok with what happened
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions
You don't have to feel good for him or be okay with anything.
But your comment was a little beyond just not being okay with it. Dial it back a bit.
I'm just furious the Rox just had a game ripped away from them
and seeing that chode pushed me over the edge
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Sure.
Just maybe take a second before hitting post next time. (Even typing and deleting can be cathartic.I do it all the time.)
They're usually less Hulkout
and more extensive ranting, after which I decide it’s not worth my time to continue an argument.
is that how you spell that word?
I always kinda thought it was spelled with “oad.” Never saw it written.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
I mean, ok, bleeping more than one letter, a start
but… yeah.
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously
Couldn’t they at least talk to a Dodger who is, you know, somewhat talented?
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions
I would have been fine if they talked to Matt Kemp, for example
…but Miles? Yeah, that just seemed like a bit of salt in the wound.
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:17 PM MDT up reply actions
They should've talked to Esmil
I would’ve loved to hear his opinion of Balkin’ Bob
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
I don't think they could work the bleep button fast enough
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions
That would be my hope.
Also I assume he’d be talking fast and mixing in some Spanish and I’m not sure if the bleeper would know which words to bleep.
I saw him speak English when Reynolds go the balk.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Agitated Spanglish cursing?
Hmm…maybe he could go all Ozzie on us. That would bring lulz.
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Balkin' Bob
Think we found an official nickname for that jerk
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
That's been his nickname, like...
… forever.
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I remember Goodman saying during a spring training game a couple years back
“With a balk, there’s 9 things you look for, unless you’re Balkin’ Bob Davidson, then there’s 287 things you look for.”
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
“and if you don’t see any of them, call a balk at a critical point anyhow, just to keep up your reputation”
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions
Because Lord knows everyone's there to watch you umpire
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Didn't know
I try not to pay too much attention to umps, but I do know that Angel Hernandez has it out for the Rox
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
any ump named Angel, actually
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions
And Dan Iassogna
And that kid who got booed with his grandmother at Coors Field.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
It's never a good sign when you know the umps' names after a game
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Very true
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Angel Hernandez is another terrible umpire.
I think any baseball fan could tell you a story of him screwing up a call for their team.
I thought it was Balk-a-day Bob
He lives in the Denver area too. Hopefully his neighbors don’t talk to him for a month after that crap.
"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions
Hope someone eggs his house
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:21 PM MDT up reply actions
No, no, no.
We don’t encourage that here.
Never.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Well he has it coming eventually
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions
hey now!
Don’t you know what they make TP for?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Well I don't care what he gets
TP, eggs, pumpkins smashed during Halloween. Any of the classics
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
He's screwed the Rockies before.
He screws all teams equally. It really is amazing that he got back in the game. He was one of the last umpires to come back after the strike.
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I said this upthread.
Balkin’ Bob really helped give us this game.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/WAS/WAS201107080.shtml
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions
Which just means he took the chance for some Rockie to win the game on the field
It’s just never good for the sport when a game is decided on such a grey-area call as a questionable balk. Call it if it’s obvious. If it’s not obvious and there’s really no runner deception going on, let the dang players decide the outcome.
"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
the one thing I miss about driving a cab is the small chance I would get this
AHole in my car for 30 uninterupted minutes
~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~
hee hee :-) I like this idea
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
Couldn't they just talk to Dinger via telecon?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
so i kinda broke up with a girlfriend last night.
i remembered that she had brought over a bag of ice cream things.
open bag:
choco tacos.
cool huh?
Nice!
Just hope she doesn’t want them back
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions
I hope the Choco Tacos treat you better than she did!
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I'm Done With This Site.
Some of you are pretty cool and actually have a sense of humor. Then the rest of you really need to grow up. Yeah, I’m 14, but I’m obviously more mature than you. You act as if I commit a felony for saying something so harmless. I did not mean to insult anyone by the “gay” comment, if I did I’m sorry. I was obviously joking, and you interpreted the wrong way. Most of you thought it primarily meant I was throwing a blow at being gay. But doesn’t society say its wrong to be gay? I never said that it was wrong. You interpreted it wrong. Saying that, I joined PurpleRow in hopes of just discussing my favorite baseball team, the Rockies, of course. But of course, you guys act like little kids when something sorta offensive is said. If you guys truly are adults, you would ignore the comment and move on.
Guess I’ll just talk about the Rockies with someone who isn’t so “hard”.
Peace out guys! ;)
Wait, you're 14?
OMG SOMEONE YOUNGER THASN ME
…and they’re leaving.
This year sucks.
by prettyinpurple on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Bye Timmeh
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:25 PM MDT up reply actions
Growing up is for old people!
I’m staying young forever.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Fun night for you?
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:27 PM MDT up reply actions
For some reason
the winky smiley face at the end of this post made me absolutely bust a gut laughing.
Was it...fabulous?
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
then i realized that you posted
“gay”
“hard”
and
“blow”
in one post.
/brofist
by roxintober on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bob Davidson is an

Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Hey guys
partyin partyin patyin yeah fun fun fun fun
And what happened here?
This year sucks.
by prettyinpurple on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT reply actions
WE GOT SCREWED
Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:26 PM MDT up reply actions
NUTS AND BOLTS!
NUTS AND BOLTS!
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
What is this
“Mention Crappy Music Night” on the Row?
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Girls just gotta have fun.
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That's every day man.
I just try to fit in.
This year sucks.
by prettyinpurple on Aug 26, 2011 11:28 PM MDT up reply actions
Will you ever have the recipe again?
Oh NOOOOOOO!!!
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions
LEGIT QUESTION:
Which do I watch tonight:
Buried: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Yyhxq56Xg
Kidnapped: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KAVZ4L2ys
And now it's Esmil's fault
Way to stick up for your team, Tracy.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Yeah for real
He doesn’t belong in that situation. C’mon dude.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
With OAK: stats/stats/stats
With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm done with Tracy
I think I want him out more than Wiggy.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
Definately miss Hurdle
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions
#fi#24manager
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
I was just about to say something like that
almost sounded like he threw him under the bus
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:29 PM MDT up reply actions
Jim Tracy never throws anyone under the bus, ever.
Nope, not once.
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Basically said
“Don’t get distracted, Aaron Miles isn’t going to steal home.” Bullllllll crap.
Kevin Kouzmanoff:
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With COL: Irrelevant small sample size
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:30 PM MDT up reply actions
Wow!
Tracy is putting this on Esmil?!?!?!
He’s the one who left him out there with 100+ pitches after walking the first two batters of the inning!
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
THIS!
Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Exactly - don't make a mistake after 110 pitches, because that would be wrong.
God forbid you GO TO THE BULLPEN after a guy gives up two walks and a single to load the bases.
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by The Toddfather's Goatee on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Seriously, I can't even describe how annoyed I get when he does this.
Yes, the players are the ones on the field, but especially after the whole balk thing (and even before), not pulling an obviously ineffective pitcher IS. ON. THE. MANAGER.
PERIOD.
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Holy crap.
Way to stick up for your young pitcher trying to prove himself, Jim.
Especially after he pitched 6 gorgeous innings with next to no run support.
To be fair, Tracy also said that
and that the way Rogers was throwing, he had very little doubt that Esmil could have gotten the third out if not for the balk call.
It’s really not fair to make it sound like Tracy threw Esmil under the bus tonight. At least after the game, although I think he kind of did by leaving him in too long…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions
That's just Tracy protecting himself
For not pulling Esmil before it all fell apart. Make no mistake – he’s not really defending Rogers.
I need to go to bed. I just italicized a post.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
I'm really not ready to go that far inside Tracy's mind
But everything he said about the way Rogers pitched was true, so I’m going to assume he meant it to be…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions
That balk call
really screwed with Rogers mind. He had to pipe the next pitch or it was going to the backstop. You could see it in his attitude on the mound. Very similar to Morales except he threw a strike after the balk call.
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
Can Jim Tracy NOT be our manager in 2012?
Pretty please?
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Runnels for Rox Manager in 2012!
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm pulling for Destro, personally
Just because I would love the postgame pressers.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
"Well, I know going to the bullpen there was a little unorthodox
“but 2yo was pretty insistent, and since he’s always been a valuable bench coach, I went for it.”
by everever on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
BAHAHAHA!!!
Rec’d
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:36 PM MDT up reply actions
"My daughter, she was beggin' me."
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Oh, so RtC is the pitching coach, then.
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions
"I've posted a HAR chart."
“All players above the blue line must play shirtless.”
“It’s really hot out, you’ll thank me later.”
"Raffy, I said SHIRTless"
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions
"Slow down there, Wiggy.
As you can clearly see on the chart, you wear long sleeves and a turtleneck."
All the better to chain him to the bench
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh hell no
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm sure once you get to know him, Skip, (may I call you Skip?)
you’ll like him just fine. And since you’ll be making out the lineups, you won’t have to worry about his play on the field affecting your newfound friendship.
Heh...
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions
OMG you guys are cracking me up
see what I miss when my computer decides to be on the ump crew that we had tonight?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, I could use a career change...
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Good night, all.
It’s been fun.
/notreally
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
Esmil just said he flinched
Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
he admitted to it jsut a couple of minutes ago on TV
Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Doesn't mean he believes it, though
Have to agree…he’s trying not to get fined, because he was right the first time, on the mound.
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions
Of course he did.
The question is whether flinching is a balk. He was in the middle of his wind-up and he continued toward the plate. After further review, I’m reversing my original ruling and saying that was not a balk.
/overtoyoubob
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
I always thought a balk was meant to keep pitchers from making "deliberately deceptive" movements.
Which was not what Esmil did.
At all.
That's the INTENT of the rule, as described in the rule comments, but that's not the rule itself, since deception is subjective
/keepsforgettingiwassupposedtosignoff
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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions
LOOK HOW WRONG YOU ARE
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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What am I supposed to look at?
I never understood this comment.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just think about it while you are in your room
thinking about how wrong you are.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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A mirror?
yeah, i got nothin’
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't think you're aware of which song that is...
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Apples v Oranges.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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There aren't two overwrought, epic songs
with obscure, arguably meaningless lyrics?
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions
oh :-\
should have z’d more ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Hotel California is about cocaine
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
And MacArthur Park is about the end of a love affair,
but that doesn’t mean that the lyrics aren’t arguably meaningless.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions
I think they either met or did it in the park.
Hence it is now melting.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions
On top of a cake
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:50 PM MDT up reply actions
That was November Rain
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Ah, another overwrought, epic song with meaningless lyrics!
/also, lots of Slash
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT up reply actions
you say this like it's a bad thing :-D
/likes Sweet Child of Mine better
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT up reply actions
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life, you’ll still be the one
I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions
weren't there dinosaurs involved?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions
no
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Ok.
That would have totally upped your nerd rating.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions
The odd part is that you said that
without knowing about the Weird Al song.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:00 AM MDT up reply actions
actually, I did
and I was.
:-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions
wow, you really went for that, didn't you? ;-)
actually…
/hangs head Joe Mauer style
yes.
(True story: a woman walks up to another woman in a restaurant who is breastfeeding her baby, and says, “you’re doing THAT? Here?” Nursing mother looks at her calmly, and says, “no.”)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:01 AM MDT up reply actions
there are a heck of a lot more than two! :D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions
Wine vs Cakes
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions
For some reason I picture this as an actual, physical battle
Like anthropomorphic wine glasses pouring themselves onto slices of cake….
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
I think you can get Pokemon for that or something
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:48 PM MDT up reply actions
I would pay to see animation of this
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:51 PM MDT up reply actions
We'll get AMart right on it
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions
i wish I had cake
or I would act it out like a kid with action figures making “pew pew” sound effects
I actually like them both
but no. Just no.
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Exactly
He obviously was not trying to deceive anyone with the bases loaded and 2 out.
Is it true he was pitching from the windup?
(I’m relegated to blackout land in New Mexico, presently)
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
yep
Prediction----> Cargo and Tulo will both have over 30 homers this year
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
by Roxman4ever on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM MDT up reply actions
Not uncommon with the bases loaded.
President Emeritus of the Smeth Sith (a.k.a. Smith Lord) Fan Club, boasting a whopping four members.
I can see it going either way
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
Wow what a night
As a consolation, all heck is breaking loose on PR tonight. I wonder if the game caused the chaos or is it just 2011.
Little of both
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions
All of the above
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Tonight is just another chapter in how “awesome” 2011 has been
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Terrible day
tonight was the icing on the crapcake
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:35 PM MDT up reply actions
You got it right
this year just sucks
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:38 PM MDT up reply actions
I have to post this quote I got from PIP
"One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule." ~source Unkown
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
I'm going through them now
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
You don't get Fox?
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:41 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes, but at least according to my channel guide, I get Braves/Mets.
Though sometimes that’s wrong. I guess I can hope.
They might not be playing that tomorrow.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes.
But I’m not sure on the scheduling.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT up reply actions
It shows as "PPD" on Yahoo's fantasy site....
I just benched Bourn as a result.
I just had a horrible thought – if there are a lot of postponements back East, the whole country could end up watching us and the Doggers. And Hunter Wendlestedt and Boob Davidson…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Bob Davidson will be on Nationwide?
Oh, crap.
Altar Boy in the Church of Santo Ubaldo
"...buffalo chicken is a fine anti-depressant, after all." -UZ
"... One order of buffalo wings, please..." -Yokel, after July 30, 2011
I thought they already cancelled?
Or is that Sunday’s game?
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Both
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:47 PM MDT up reply actions
and that's what it was today for the most part
except I wasn’t at the ballpark so the day at work was actually a little better. That’s not good at all.
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
HAHAHA
yeah I gotta work during that game anyway, and if it does end up like tonight I want nothing to do with it
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions
Nor do I.
I’m in San Diego. I’m getting the Mets v Braves. Although if the hurricane hits, it will probably be cancelled.
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They've already announced that it was actually
I just remembered that
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions
That game and Phillies @ Marlins
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
by walkoffcycle5 on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions
It already has, from what I understand
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions
Tracytegery
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The 2011 Rockies: Re-arranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Failboat
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:45 PM MDT up reply actions
yeah. the games the rox actually win.
until the umps balk in more runs at the bottom of the 9th, because 2011
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Maybe they're confused and they think they're in San Francisco?
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 26, 2011 11:54 PM MDT up reply actions
you had me at maybe they're confused
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Well, Balk-a-day Bob should be on the crew all weekend
maybe he can call a few on the Dodgers too. Stay tuned for some exciting baseball games ruined by an ass in a blue or black uniform.
"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Let's keep stats on who gets more ump screwage ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions
you should do that for every series
and report back at the end of the season
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
sure
you can watch my kids while I take care of that. ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, I don't think a web cam
will prevent things like 2yo flushing a whole roll of toilet paper and flooding the bathroom.
yeah, that happened today. and me still sick. grrrrr…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:02 AM MDT up reply actions
when my niece was 2, and her mom thought she was napping
she once ate an entire jar of pickles and peed all over the kitchen.
now that's funny :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:04 AM MDT up reply actions
but what about all the adjusted stats...
xUSAR, fUSAR… (hey, that almost looked obscene somehow)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions
Oddly enough...
every April I say I’m going to keep track of this for the whole season. Usually it lasts about 2 weeks…
"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:58 PM MDT up reply actions
But wait...
aren’t most games against the Dodgers ruined by an ass in a blue uniform?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:56 PM MDT up reply actions
which one? :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions
Loney
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
eh, he wasn't nearly as good as destro. ;-p
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
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by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, well, you know...
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions
Not if the Dodgers wear their home whites or road greys and the umps do their job :-)
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by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:57 PM MDT up reply actions
hence the "most" ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:59 PM MDT up reply actions
Want Iannetta to
play three days in a row, two day games and a night game
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
I should let someone else handle this
since I’m still fighting the posts-complaining-about-Eliezer-Alfonzo percentage battle.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
He did have a heck of a nice tag at the plate though
(which got totally lost in the BS balk call)
Gotta give your #1 catcher a break sometime and he sure can’t do it on Sundays anymore without getting lynched.
"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
Yankee Haters Encouragement Group Member #3
by RoarFrom112 on Aug 26, 2011 11:49 PM MDT up reply actions
So of course my computer decides to shut down on me not once, but like ten times
even the computer has realized it’s 2011. And now I’m hella behind on the thread. that will barely load. because it has like a million comments.
/2011’d
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 26, 2011 11:46 PM MDT reply actions
I'm off to watch Torchwood
I think a little end of the world apocalyptic mayhem might just cheer me up about now….
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
Uh. I just finished watching it....
I’ll be lurking. I just have to say.
W.T.F.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I was wrong
that really did not cheer me up at all…
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener
by Junction Rox on Aug 27, 2011 1:19 AM MDT up reply actions
So who has the game wrap on this one?
I do not envy him/her.
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Followed by
Dear Bob,
..l..
Love,
The Rockies
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:00 AM MDT up reply actions
Yes. I know.
Thanks, though.
,==.
/ 66\
\c ) -`|
`) (
/ \ |~~~
/ \ \ |
(( /\ \ |~~~
\ \ `
/ / / |~~~
____ (()|
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions
o_O
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT up reply actions
That looks more like...a different appendage
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions
This looks dirty
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BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
It's not,
but the formatting didn’t work well in a post-ASCII world.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions
I suppose
what is it really?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions
Or that, too...
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There are those who call me..."Skip".
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:09 AM MDT up reply actions
oh, ok :-)
I honestly couldn’t tell, but I though Betancourt might be able to ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:09 AM MDT up reply actions
*thought
/2011’d
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:10 AM MDT up reply actions
He'll get around to it eventually
/adjusts uniform
/wipes brow
/adjusts cap
/generally twitches
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There are those who call me..."Skip".
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:10 AM MDT up reply actions
I'ma gonna guess it's supposed to be a middle finger
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
There are those who call me..."Skip".
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by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:09 AM MDT up reply actions
It's a sad world
when art like that has gone the way of the [something else obsolete].
Also I expected the original response to my sarcastic explanation to be
..I..
You can call into my BBS if you want to view
my ASCII art gallery.
by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 AM MDT up reply actions
hee hee
sure :-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:02 AM MDT up reply actions
Martin I think
he made the thread
"There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare." ~Tallulah Bankhead
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ~Greg, age 8
JFK
It should just be Youtube links
To Hotel California and MacArthur Park
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
I do, actually
So does Destro. He’s a [Football] Giants fan.
/duck
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:03 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the always-deserved Philly slam
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
There are those who call me..."Skip".
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions
Always happy to oblige there ;-)
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions
OK, this has gone on long enough for me.
Goodnight and Aloha fellow Rowbots! Tomorrow is another, altogether Doom-ier day. Go Rox!
Die-hard Rockies fan since 1993.
@Paul_Franz
My blerg
nite!
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:05 AM MDT up reply actions
Good night
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I should probably go to bed...
though I’m still wound up and pissed off. Hmmm…
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:06 AM MDT reply actions
After that game...and watching Torchwood
I’m so angrily wired I don’t know what to do.
Chocolate should fix everything right?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
maybe... i think i have a couple squares of dark chocolate left, though I've already had coffee icecream
and would really like something salty.
I wonder how the alien baby would react… I swear it feels more than 6 weeks along! :-\
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions
Well, I'm going to unwind with a hot shower
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
There are those who call me..."Skip".
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions
LOVE the new sig! :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions
So, Skip...
can you do anything about Tulo’s walkup music?
Let 6yo pick it out maybe?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:10 AM MDT up reply actions
Yeah, see, it was either that or the mullet
But I’ll see what I can do.
/would channel the ghost of Joe Beimel if I had my way
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
There are those who call me..."Skip".
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:14 AM MDT up reply actions
have him walk up to "God's Gonna Cut You Down?
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 AM MDT up reply actions
I'd have the whole team do it
Paleface Destro: The Resident Smartass of the Ubaldo Lovers Club
There are those who call me..."Skip".
I snark because I care.
by Paleface Destro on Aug 27, 2011 12:16 AM MDT up reply actions
He coulda done better than Manifesto IMO
but it sure is identifiable from anywhere :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:18 AM MDT up reply actions
Yep
My plan to be asleep an hour ago failed miserably too….
Oh well, ’night all!
"The game of baseball is made up of many little things. If we do all the little things right, then we'll never have a big thing to worry about" -- Cal Ripken, Sr.
Yankee Haters Encouragement Group Member #3
by RoarFrom112 on Aug 27, 2011 12:11 AM MDT up reply actions
night! :-D
"I'm giving up everything except family and the World Series." ~ Huston Street
"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo
"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams
Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy
by Rox the Casbah on Aug 27, 2011 12:11 AM MDT up reply actions

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