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Monday Rockpile: The Doldrums of August Are In Full Swing

You'll get the next one, EYJ.

In the spectrum of baseball, there is nothing worse than August baseball when your team is out of contention. The Draft is over, so there's no longer that to look forward to. The Trade Deadline has passed, so there's no more trepidation about who is or isn't going to be moved. At this point in the season, we're kind of just going through the motions.

But the Rockies apparently aren't.

Tracy: Rockies won’t quit despite deep hole | On the Rox — Colorado Rockies news — Denver Post
I simultaneously get and don't get this. On one side, they can't very well say "yep, we sucked somethin' fierce the first 4 months of the season. We're just trying to get this over with". On the other side, it's just foolish at this point to think that the postseason is still an option. The best quote from the article comes from Troy Tulowitzki:

"You hate to look at the past, but if we would have just been OK the past week or two, this thing would really be close."

Really? 1 or 2 games, and suddenly the Rockies are back in this thing? Again, we're talking about posturing here to some degree, and I admire the Rockies for this particular form of delusion. I think everyone would be far more disgusted with them responding realistically. Players are supposed to say things like this so that we can sit back here in our golden analyst palace and tell it how it REALLY is.

Look, whatever happens the rest of the season, play hard and don't make it easy on the opposition, but for Pete's sake, don't freaking hurt yourselves either. Just play good baseball and make it fun to watch.

In other super important news, Josh Roenicke was called up from AAA Colorado Springs to take Greg Reynolds' spot. That was fast. Roenicke was a waiver claim from the Blue Jays, and in 22 Sky Sox games has a 3.64 ERA, a 3.14 K/BB ratio, a winning smile and has (used to have?) a smokin' hot girlfriend. This move adds depth for the Rockies' pen so we don't blow any other arms out as we head down the hot, boring stretch towards September.

Seriously, losing baseball in August is like driving through the Nevada desert. Or Kansas.

 

Veteran Millwood granted his release | | projo.com | The Providence Journal | Pawtucket Red Sox

So Kevin Millwood has been starting with Boston's AAA affiliate for the course of the season. He apparently has no shot at making the majors with Boston (and given Boston's general pitching situation, this kind of comes as a surprise), so he requested his release. Over 13 starts in AAA have resulted in a 4.28 ERA (3.70 FIP) with solid strikeout and walk numbers.

Millwood has been linked to the Rockies in the past, so it wouldn't be farfetched to see Colorado give his agent a call, especially if they're less than sold on the possibility of Mortensen/Reynolds/Friedrich/Whoever keeping the bullpen workload manageable.

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I drove through the Nevada desert in 2006 and was enraptured

400 miles in a day, and barely saw another person. So empty, so primal, so beautiful. I’m being serious btw.

by biondino on Aug 8, 2011 7:13 AM MDT reply actions  

I loved it.

And its not just the Nevada Desert. If you take I-15 north to I-70 toward Denver it seems peaceful that there is little evidence of human life between towns. Same thing going south on the I-15 until you hit Barstow.

Then I move to Iowa, and I find it depressing that there are people everywhere in this state. You can’t find an acre of land that is not protected that isn’t farmed or inhabited. I understand its a necessary evil to support our population, but it makes me a bit sad.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 7:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

Salt Lake to Reno is the worst drive ever.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 8, 2011 8:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes it was.

Part of me wishes it still was.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 8, 2011 8:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

A lot of it still should be underwater if the Truckee river was not dammed up as much as it is

Look up the town of lovelock, nevada

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 8:44 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well, only the basins recently.

(You don’t really want the full geologic history of the Basin & Range, do you?)

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by glaucophane on Aug 8, 2011 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes, actually.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 10:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

If an OT appears, I'll go there and post it.

If it were the geologic history of Colorado, I could play clueless and pretend that I didn’t know this was a blog about a baseball team rather than a mountain range, but that’s not going to work for Nevada.

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by glaucophane on Aug 8, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Here it is

OT for your geological history lesson

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

yeah I did NOT expect this discussion to take off like this

I’d have had one up earlier in the morning.

SORRY

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Newcastle, WY to Lusk, WY

Rawlins, WY to Table Rock, WY
Shoshoni, WY to Casper, WY

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 9:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Rawlins to Table Rock is the worst part of the Larmaie to Rock Springs drive

There are at least some interesting parts of Laramie to Rawlins and Table Rock to Rock Springs. Like a windmill, curve, or hill. Or if you’re lucky, all three within one mile.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Number three is the correct answer. Though if you’re making it in reverse, Shoshoni to Casper, the hideousness of that drive is slightly mitigated if you cut north and wind through the Wind River Canyon to Thermopolis and my old stomping grounds of Worland.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 9:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Shoshoni to Thermopolis is a gorgeous drive.

As is the second half of Worland to Buffalo. And Lovell to Ranchester is the better than them all. There are flashes to be sure.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You should really write a Wyoming travel book of the best drives

or at least the Wyoming section of my planned book.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I could totally do that

Unfortunately, we lost out on our bid for a project near Jackson Hole, so I haven’t been up in the Teton/Yellowstone area in a decade.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's okay, I lived up there for a summer and can cover that section..

I figure I’ve driven through 45 states, many of them multiple times. Since I never take the interstate, I’ve stumbled into some pretty remarkable stretches of road.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 9:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

I still need Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota

then I’ll have all 48

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 10:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

Im sure he was impressed

With our flat lands, crops and cows

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by nodakroxfan on Aug 8, 2011 10:57 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Crap

I almost put he/she too.. my bad

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by nodakroxfan on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Impressive....I'm only at about 30

My cousin once spent five consecutive days in all four continental US time zones while also spending at least four hours at my house in Colorado. In all five days.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

Have/Had some family from Worland

No comment

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by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

They sure are proud of Pepsi

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 10:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

My cousins grew up in Worland

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by TomCat009 on Aug 8, 2011 11:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Denver to St. Louis is the worst drive ever.

Kansas has to be the longest most interminable state ever. And seriously, is the state tree telephone poles?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

Although I think the Grand Junction to St. George drive is worse.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 10:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm gonna disagree there.

At least Utah has some pretty landscape as you get towards St George. But then there is Green River with one of the best old atomic signs…at least it used to be there.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

There is some amazing scenery out past Green River

but the drive can still be excruciatingly long…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

I still hold my position that

that Kansas is far worse until you get to Lawrence. But then it just gets bad again until St Louis

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's pretty.

The Alabama part of the country is terrible, because the only scenery is a never-ending tunnel of trees.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 10:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe I have biased viewpoint

because I drove it after Christmas and the wind was never ending.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

The wind is pretty terrible.

And it’s bleak in winter. But when the crops are growing, it’s not bad at all.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

I could see that

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 11:02 AM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't driven across Kansas

so I really can’t debate the comparison.

Then again, Kansas isn’t sitting there taking up 5 hours of driving time I could otherwise be spending in Vegas, so that’s a plus for it right there…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 10:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

and our state bird is the mosquito

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 12:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Neebraska

has got to be even worse. Atleast Kansas doesn’t have that smell.

by webgem14 on Aug 8, 2011 12:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

NO

We just got the smell of cow manure(even though saying the other word is the better explanation of it), smell of sewer ponds, smell of slaughter houses, feedlots, and old rotting soybean meal after it got wet and it is 100 degrees outside. That smell alone is worse than anyone of those other ones. Yea, I know, most of it has to deal with cattle. But, when you live there all of your life, you get used to it.

But, last month when we went back after being gone 2 months since we moved. We come across feedlots, and the 1st thing that popped into our minds. WE DON’T MISS THE SMELL OF COW SHIT WHATSOEVER. We was ready to turn around and come back home. We had to deal with it for 3 days. It is so nice to be at 6,500 ft and hardly a cow in sight.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 12:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am mainly talking about the western part of the state. Liberal, Dodge City and Garden City area

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 3:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know.

I very rarely have to smell feedlots in my part of KS though. As someone who grew up around cattle, I never was quite able to get used to that stench.

by MissR on Aug 8, 2011 3:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I spent a summer in Winnemucca because my dad was working there.

This was when I was 18 or so. And oh. man. What a boring town. I got stuck babysitting some of his coworkers kids and the most exciting thing we had happen was having to vacate the hotel pool every morning when the johns would come by with their “friends” as I resorted to calling these ladies.

by bix on Aug 8, 2011 8:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

The same can be said of Kansas

If you get off I-70 and hit the backroads. The rolling plains are inherently gorgeous.

by Prospector on Aug 8, 2011 8:08 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is wrong with Kansas? Its not flat. Its uphill all the way from east to west.

Not saying anything bad here but western Kansas looks like eastern Colorado. Boring. Its when you get at the point where you can start to actually see the mountains that it doesn’t become boring.

His girlfriend is really smoking hot.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 12:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Agree completely with the KS/CO comparison.

I grew up in Eastern CO with Pikes Peak in view. It’s exactly like western KS, but seeing the mountains is what wins it.

by MissR on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Being in CO is what wins it

(From Eastern CO without mountains, but, by the Grace of God, not in Nebraska)

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 3:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

Colorado wins… now if only the baseball team would follow suit!

by MissR on Aug 8, 2011 3:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can answer that - we currently get pick #10 in the 2012 draft

Barring any signing failures of top draft picks by those teams who are even worse than us.

by biondino on Aug 8, 2011 7:20 AM MDT up reply actions  

does anyone (I'm looking at you Muzia)

know how this draft stacks up player wise?

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by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 8:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't even bothered looking towards the 2012 draft yet

Russ, Rox Girl, or mkorpal would probably have a much better idea.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 8:23 AM MDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard

It’s gearing up to be about average. not nearly as good as last year. The college ranks look very thin, but the high school ranks look pretty deep. Some players to watch are prep bats Nick and Trey Williams (no relations), prep pitcher Lance McCullers, and college pitcher Mark Appel.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 8:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

If the Rockies pick in the back end of the top 10

or the early teens, Denver native Kevin Gausman could be there for the taking—as things stand now.

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by Russ Oates on Aug 8, 2011 9:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

That’s Denver native and former Grandview High School Wolf Kevin Gausman. Would be sweet if he ended up a Rockie. I watched him a lot in high school when he played with my brother.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 9:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

He is a name to watch for sure

it’s going to be dependent on how we finish the season.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 9:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

2013 draft for Gausman, right?

Just completed his freshman year at LSU.

Still, put me down on the watch list. His freshman numbers were pretty salty.
13 GS, 89.2 ip, 70 h, 23 bb, 86 so.

by SLVrock on Aug 8, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

This might be a stupid question but...

Since Greg Reynolds got sent down, who is our fifth starter now? Can someone please just list our rotation? I have:
Chacin
Hammel
Cook
Rogers?
…….
Who am I missing?

by bix on Aug 8, 2011 7:54 AM MDT reply actions  

They'll call somebody up when it's needed.

I’m thinking a day off somewhere during the week will reduce the rotation to four for the time being.

Oh, there isn’t a day off this week?

Well then. I’m sure we’ll see Clayton Mortensen (or maybe even Christian Friedrich) sometime soon.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 8, 2011 8:14 AM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Hopefully we’ll see Freidrich to see what he can do. I’m concerned that by September we’ll have run so low on pitchers that Ty Wigginton will be doing it.

by bix on Aug 8, 2011 8:21 AM MDT up reply actions  

Friedrich has allowed 17 ER in 5.1 IP in his last two AA starts

15 H, 4 HR, 7 BB, 4 K.

This is probably not a good time to bring up Friedrich

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Isn't he the guy

that had the same finger problem that JDLR had? It’ll take more than a couple of starts to develop the feel he had before. Maybe 6 starts or so. 3 in rehab at a minimum, then some with the big club. IMO, look to next year for him to be really effective but I hope I’m wrong…

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by rockieprogress on Aug 8, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

After this season

WTH is optimism? This has been the anti-optimism if ever there has been one.

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by rockieprogress on Aug 8, 2011 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

Friedrich has had a couple rough starts in a row after a long string of consistently decent starts

White could be up in the next 10 days or so. I think he’s making another start for Tulsa tonight, with a third start in five days. He could be a callup candidate by then, so around the 18th.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 8:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

or I could be completely wrong

White’s last Tulsa rehab start would be the 18th. His Coors debut would be either the 23rd or 28th

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 8:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Either way, they need a starter for Wednesday's game in Cincinnati.

My money is on Mortensen, but as I profiled in Saturday’s Rockpile, they could go many different ways.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 8, 2011 8:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

I've said this before, but

The Rockies would be better off to stop paying lip service to the pipe dream that is the 2011 postseason, and just drive the point home that a strong finish can help make them a better team in 2012. The 2009 Padres and 2010 Dbacks are good examples of this.

Sadly the only thing I’m seeing that really has me fired up for 2012 is the emergence of Dexter Fowler. Otherwise there’s a lot of treading water, and more of the same crap that’s made this such a disappointing season.

by Northsider1964 on Aug 8, 2011 8:44 AM MDT reply actions  

This year

a strong finish could also very well win the west. It’s really a lack-luster type of season.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 8:58 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sorry AMart, but I feel like this Rockpile is off a bit.

The Giants have absolutely tanked in the last 11 games (2-9 in that stretch). This was the Rockies chance to make up significant ground, but they failed to as they have gone 5-6 in that stretch, losing a few very winnable games.

If the Rockies had come out of this 11-game stretch 6-7 GB, that’s a deficit that could be made up within 2 months (Rockies play the Giants 7 more times in September). The season would’ve looked much different had the team played better the last 11 games.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 8, 2011 8:57 AM MDT reply actions  

and if we do happen to make the postseason

we’ll face off against the Phillies with a Chacin, ?, Cook rotation

No thanks. I’d rather save us the embarrassment.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 9:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Cardinals fans said the same thing in 2006. #justsayin

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 9:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Sign me right the hell up.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

So you're saying there's a chance...

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by RdRnnr on Aug 8, 2011 9:16 AM MDT up reply actions  

this is great

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not Friedrich

Pomeranz

Anxiously waiting the arrival of Drew Pomeranz.

by free7694 on Aug 8, 2011 2:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

right, that's probably better

although I’d rather get the guaranteed “Friedrich Dominates” stamp, because I feel like Pom has a better chance of doing it without magic.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 2:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant, really.

Who cares who’s pitching, we’re in the playoffs. Who knows what could happen.

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by CentralCaliRox on Aug 8, 2011 9:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I you’re in it, you always have a chance.

by webgem14 on Aug 8, 2011 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Oh, well…

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Aug 8, 2011 11:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

Better than being ok the last week

would have been being ok in May. 14-15 instead of 8-21 means you’re only three out. You probably are buyers at the deadline. You also aren’t experimenting with different guys in the lineup everyday. It all came undone with that poor May.

by webgem14 on Aug 8, 2011 9:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Or if they play on Sunday

to the same winning % as they do the rest of the week. If they’re 9-9 on Sundays rather than 2-16 (and they’re actually a hair over .500 the rest of the week), they’re 3 back right now, and not that far off from where we expected them to be.

Or if they’re close to .500 in one run games, they’re right in this thing. So many strange little things you can point at that put them where they are, but the bottom line is that they did lose all the games they lost, and they are 10 games out with less than 50 to play…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 9:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

Bad on Sunday, bad in May, bad in day games, bad at home....

the list continues.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 9:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

good on paper

before injuries

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 9:47 AM MDT up reply actions  

HEY! We are not bad at Petco Park!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

while I would rather have the Rockies in the playoffs than not

nothing in the past homestand showed me they are anywhere near making a run at this.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 8, 2011 9:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

I’m a little bit concerned that the best single week that EY Jr. is likely to have as a professional baseball player probably bought him two months of playing every day in left field, leading off, and killing the team in both capacities. At the same time, I will grant that his at-bats have looked better – he’s seeing more pitches and hitting the ball harder, anyway. Might as well ride it out. Even if he does hit, though, it’s not like he’s ever going to be a good outfielder. What’s the harm in putting him back at second base, Nelson at third, and putting Smith back in the team in right? That’s probably the best offensive lineup for the team right this second, even if Smith in right’s as brutal as Young in left.

I also think this team needs to send Stewart down to AAA and bring up another pitcher. Yeah, it’s silly to carry 13 pitchers. It’s also silly that the rotation right now includes The Mystery Of Jason Hammel, Daisuke Chacin-zaka, a guy who was a long reliever a week ago, and a big fat blank. I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat in the bullpen, is what I’m saying, unless we want Matt Belisle to become Facebook friends with Dr. James Andrews.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 9:11 AM MDT reply actions  

I really like what we're seeing from EY offensively

but the defense is a huge problem. I don’t think I like him a whole lot better in the infield than in the outfield. Despite his speed, I’m afraid he might just be a career minor leaguer.

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by Michelle Hoag on Aug 8, 2011 9:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well, he has the one tool that’s worth a thousand chances, in the eyes of decision makers. They can teach you how to hit and field and throw, they figure, but they can’t teach that speed.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

They can teach you how to hit and field and throw, they figure, but they can’t teach that speed.

They should totally start doing that.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Aug 8, 2011 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

He has that one tool

That is completely useless without the others. You can’t steal 1st.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 9:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

But you can get it for free

He just doesn’t know how to do that.

by webgem14 on Aug 8, 2011 10:43 AM MDT up reply actions  

speaking of pitchers, I forgot something I needed to add to the rockpile this morning

if you refresh, it’s super exciting news at the bottom of the page.

Oh, and would anyone like an OT?

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 9:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

sounds like Livan Hernandez 2.0

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

oh totally

but I’d rather put Millwood out there rather than wreck the collective arms of the Mattpen.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 9:33 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would, but nobody talks to me anymore.

/em Looks in the mirror and notices the emo comment above has caused his bangs to grow out over his eyes.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 9:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh,

and now I’m super excited

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

MOTHER OF GOD

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

for reasons I cannot describe, this may be my favorite post in the history of PR

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 9:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

that excited to see your tat on the interwebz?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 9:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

Indeed

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Also why is this not green?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Gee thanks :)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:17 AM MDT up reply actions  

To be continued......

cause they think it isn’t worthy

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by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions  

LIAR

Time for some of this Rockies: "One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to, and where you have to, reach down and prove something." Nolan Ryan

by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 10:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

TIDBMTID!!!!!! ^5

You hate me so much now that you are stalking me at PR!??

LOL.

needs more rainbows.

Good Lord that’s hideously hilarious. Also is it yours?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:51 AM MDT up reply actions  

Actually it just needs to be Unicorn Spam

(I hate unicorns) but I like Seth Smith

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

I saw that and had to post it for you. Since you aren’t on Stiffs anymore…

Formerly KS and CS

by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Aug 8, 2011 10:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for thinking of me.

I poke my head around the Stiffs every now and then…..In fact I made a couple of comments today. Just hard to get to excited with the whole lockout business :(

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:13 AM MDT up reply actions  

No problem.

Baseball is still boring on TV, though.

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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Aug 8, 2011 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions  

Obligatory LOOK HOW WRONG YOU ARE

Although the Rockies have been kind of painful to watch lately.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:22 AM MDT up reply actions  

There is little as exciting

as the last two minutes of a basketball game and George Karl is the head coach.

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by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Aug 8, 2011 10:25 AM MDT up reply actions  

My problem with basketball is more the first 3.5 meaningless quarters

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 10:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

There should be a handicap system set up

and the game should start with the dog team getting x points based on the handicap, then the game consists of 6 minutes of basketball.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 10:31 AM MDT up reply actions  

This? I rec'd it.

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno. Baseball can be boring sometimes, like all sports.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 11:27 AM MDT up reply actions  

The claim of Baseball is Boring

tends to have the assumed “other sports aren’t” attached to it.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 11:28 AM MDT up reply actions  

The soccer season is starting here

And I really, really want to enjoy it. But I just don’t think I can! I might try and go to a game or two (my local team, Queen’s Park Rangers, have just been promoted to the EPL) but, you know, I probably won’t.

by biondino on Aug 8, 2011 11:29 AM MDT up reply actions  

Come on, while in Rome

Been to Craven Cottage, great experience.

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by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 11:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Me too, it was pretty great

And it’s only 2 miles from my house. And Fulham are my EPL team. I just don’t find live football that exciting :/

by biondino on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

winner of both the best 1st post and the longest username on purple row. Damn.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 9:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Is that Carl from ATHF as a unicorn?

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by TomCat009 on Aug 8, 2011 11:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 12:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Your being so late in posting this news

is extremely disappointing.

If you had posted it in, say, 2003 – it would be far more compelling.

by Northsider1964 on Aug 8, 2011 9:32 AM MDT up reply actions  

I know, I know

2003 was an off year for me, alright?

I was too distracted by Greg Norton’s mediocrity.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 9:35 AM MDT up reply actions  

hey, you guys could have been kansas city A's fans in the 60's....

if you wanted dismal in august.

well, in march, for that matter.

and then, they show hopes – hunter, campy, green, bando, etc – and they fricking move to oakland and turn all world….

luckily, the royals came along – who were more than decent until 88 or so.

then i move to denver, and wait….

by RMC7511 on Aug 8, 2011 9:14 AM MDT reply actions  

OT ish? A documentary, "Out. The Story of Glenn Burke" will be on Versus tonight

Looks interesting.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:45 AM MDT reply actions  

sorry forgot the link

about the story. http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/44059614/ns/sports-baseball/

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 9:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Where is the pebble report so we have something to be excited for.

Like, Nolan Arenado hitting .333/.370/.692 last ten games

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by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 10:16 AM MDT reply actions  

Itll be up soon.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 11:05 AM MDT up reply actions  

Hack writer, hack magazine, no clue. Don’t dignify that assclown with your mouse click.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

There is a comments section. I think we should take a moment and debunk his whole article.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:39 AM MDT up reply actions  

this was my response

I blame Todd for not leaving the Rockies when he had the chance to go play for a team that allowed him to play in the world series more than Once. I blame Todd for showing loyalty to Denver and the Rockies. And I also blame Todd indirectly for having me be interested enough to read this tripe.

But I don’t blame Todd for this disappointing season. He’s not swinging the bat for the 9 guys that get lined up there every day, he’s not making the bad decisions that Jim Tracy makes day in and day out, and he’s not the starting pitcher on the mound every day.

Stick to writing about football.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

No

And I don’t ever expect it to, thus the reason why I copy/pasted it here.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think mine would look something like this
  • **** **** ******** * ** ** * * ********* * * You,

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

what swear words have only one letter?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow. I'm glad I stopped listening to that station

That’s just silly. Todd has been the lone bright spot this season.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:38 AM MDT up reply actions  

I lost any residual respect I had for that station

or that magazine. Disappointing

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Highest paid = best. False equivalencies FTW.

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by Franchise26 on Aug 8, 2011 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

not an All Star!

Don’t you know ANYTHIGN?

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

You know I got so angry

two paragraphs in I had to turn away. I’ll go back and finish it in bits and pieces. I just got my laptop working again and really don’t want to throw it at the TV

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

right?

I twitched a couple of times

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 10:45 AM MDT up reply actions  

I usually don't get that mad about bad sportswriting

but good God this was just so overly biased and had a rather nasty tone aside from ignoring everything it takes for a player to get to an All Star game (voting HELLO).

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Take a look around baseball and tell me how many teams’ best player is also their highest paid.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

www.milehighsports.com

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

They should take a stab at something else

It can’t be worse than that

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 10:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Top 10 Crochet Knots and Why The Slip Knot Is The Worse Knot

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

You but

Helton’s contract has prevented us from getting the high paid free agents. So, the fact that we don’t have Crawford’s crappy contract is Helton’s crappy contract.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 10:49 AM MDT up reply actions  

Damn you for loyalty and being awesome, Todd!

You and your crappy .304 batting average!

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 10:50 AM MDT up reply actions  

I would venture to say Tulo

the NL fWAR leader has been pretty bright as well, but point remains.

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Except after the 6th inning :)

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions  

Face,

meet palm. “Oh hello palm, nice day. Wait, what are you doing, your smothering me. Let go, I can’t see. Go away palm, you suck.”

by mkorpal on Aug 8, 2011 10:40 AM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, What A Loser!!!!

This seriously may be one of the worst 10 articles I’ve ever read.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 10:42 AM MDT up reply actions  

remember when the Giants won the world series last year

with Albert Belle at first base? Or was that Aubrey Huff?? I always get them confused…

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by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Belle

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Isn't it though?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:52 AM MDT up reply actions  

Joey

hides from a punch

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 11:06 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Okay I finished the whole thing.

I’m of the opinion that Helton refused them an interview so now he’s pissed off and doing a hit piece on Helton. I mean he can’t really be serious with that drivel can he???

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:46 AM MDT up reply actions  

Well this guy sucks.

Worshiping the holy trinity of Cargo, Tulo, and Ubaldo

by squalene203 on Aug 8, 2011 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions  

He's worse at writing about the Rockies

than Ian Stewart has been at getting on base this season.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 10:56 AM MDT up reply actions  

BOOMroasted

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 10:57 AM MDT up reply actions  

Dearest Jackass:

A 37 year old with a bad back putting up the numbers he has this year, is the LEAST of this team’s problems

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 10:58 AM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Freeman: .296, 15, 55 “decent”
Helton: .304, 12, 57 “measly”

Foxes are naughties

by crazedjohn on Aug 8, 2011 10:59 AM MDT up reply actions  

Freeman only has 15 home runs?

So he’s hit like half of his career homers against us?

by Shoemaker on Aug 8, 2011 11:00 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is depressing

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 11:01 AM MDT up reply actions  

A little bit.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 11:03 AM MDT up reply actions  

This is depressing 2011

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 11:08 AM MDT up reply actions  

you keep missing that Helton is getting paid 19M

that should be the ultimate everything, right? best paid = everything.

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by Andrew Martin on Aug 8, 2011 11:04 AM MDT up reply actions  

For that kind of money

He needs to be on all of the bags at once, while hitting a grand slam at the plate.

Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Aug 8, 2011 11:06 AM MDT up reply actions  

And never let a ball past him on defense

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions  

Helton likes Cracker Barrel, not Denny's

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 11:12 AM MDT up reply actions  

Except his salary this season is technically $6million, not 19

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But he’s got all those greenbacks coming to him at some point over the next few years so lets count it all towards this season. Why use reason with that one little piece of the article when the antire thing can be ludicrous?

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

err.

antire entire

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions  

This column is so stupid

that I momentarily thought that Mark Knudson was still writing for them…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 11:26 AM MDT up reply actions  

this was the worst article I have ever seen

and I should know….having written several bad articles myself

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by Jeffrey Morton on Aug 8, 2011 11:44 AM MDT up reply actions  

You've never written that bad.

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 11:48 AM MDT up reply actions  

Love it.

Too bad it won’t get published.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Aug 8, 2011 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd this. He doesn't even have any business talking about this.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 12:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah I saw that, but you can't just "not care."

So I figured I’d review the reasons for the deferment.

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by Bryan Kilpatrick on Aug 8, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

i stopped reading once he said helton hadn't driven in 100 runs in years

what a moron

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 12:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not only is the content of the article complete hackery, there's this
But they can survive because they’re highest paid player isn’t manning that position.

Nice editing, clowns.

Anxiously waiting the arrival of Drew Pomeranz.

by free7694 on Aug 8, 2011 2:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Our responses are up now.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 2:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes

I talked to it last night – It’s not happy.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Aug 8, 2011 7:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's begining to sound like congress..

 A billion here; a billion there; pretty soon were talking real money!

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by Oldfoagie on Aug 8, 2011 11:08 AM MDT reply actions  

Rockies Magazine cover shoot

Here is a behind-the-scenes video of the Giambi/Helton photo shoot for an issue of the Rockies Magazine.

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 12:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Such an unexpected bromance

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 1:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

I mean really the least likely pair to be best buddies.

Also, Giambi has beautiful blue eyes. I never really noticed that before

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 1:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Given that nothing seems to make sense anymore

How bout we sign Eric Chavez to play 3b next year?

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by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 12:59 PM MDT reply actions  

sure, why not?

we could use another moneyball-era As player

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 1:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he could hold up for a season.

I always liked the guy and he probably wouldn’t cost much…

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
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by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

he's doing well enough in new york this year

.336 wOBA and good UZR numbers, but he’s only been in 26 games, and will be 35 next year. if we signed him that would be some ballin defense though.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 2:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Between him and Helton

Wigginton would have a full season of work filling in days at the corners.

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Boy I read that as Endy Chavez the first two times.

And then I read it again more closely

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 1:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Rockies need to obtain a fired up a-hole to be on the field to balance the nice guys

Cleveland had Albert Belle
Yankees had Paul Oniell
Reds had Dibble and Sabo
O’s in the mid 90s had Alomar and Tarasco

/I don’t care if the guy is the biggest of a-holes on the field or to the media, as long the team wins and some of his bad-assery rubs off on some of our soft guys.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 1:21 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

butbutbut

good character is more important!

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 1:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with a jerk/intense guy on the field.

But I don’t particularly want a Zambrano type that’s just going to cause clubhouse problems or a guy with off-field issues.

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 1:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought we already have Tulo for that

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 1:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Winning fixes all.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 1:35 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not always.

I don’t want some guy who drives drunk or beats up women or something in his free time. No matter how good he is.

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 1:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

you wouldn't want (insert name of player from before the 70s) on your team?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 1:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

what if he did it and you didn't know about it and there was never any mention of it in the press

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 1:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's a silly question, because if I don't know about it

I won’t know that I don’t want him on my team. But that doesn’t mean I don’t still want him off my team.

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

he was the friggin man

and that 1 start where all did was just try to hit batters on the Reds? So his line for the start is zero innings with like 2 or 3 hbp and a walk

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard about that one.

To Baseball Reference…

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it was in 1974 but I could be wrong

wikipedia may be more helpful here…

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 1:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

It was.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 2:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

google provided this

The story goes that Ellis believed the Pirates had lost their aggressiveness and were easily intimidated so he went out to the mound that day to prove a point.

by Rosenort on Aug 8, 2011 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wiki mentioned it was retaliation

For a security guard who maced him in Cincy.

Definitely a character.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 2:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

sometimes there's a man

I don’t want to say hero, ‘cause what’s a hero?

But sometimes there’s a man, he fits right in there. He’s the man for his time and place, and that man was Dock Ellis.

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 2:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 3:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

More context.

Link.

It was not about a security guard. Maybe Hammel should have started plunking the Giants back in May.

by DumbAndNerdy on Aug 8, 2011 3:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

We call those people Denver Broncos

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 1:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

there's a lot i could put up with if we were winning a ton of games

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 1:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's Todd Helton's fault

That jerkface just isn’t a big enough jerkface…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 1:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

We did draft Michael Vick back in the day

…but I don’t think his issues are helpful in this instance…

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

NEXT STOP OCTOBER!!!!

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 1:58 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 1:59 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

And a rec for you too, good sir!

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by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 2:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good.

I guess we won’t be seeing Friedrich soon then.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 2:08 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd much rather allow a vet to take a crap on the mound

than send a guy out there that has been treated like a BP pitcher by AA hitters

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 2:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Perhaps you remember our friend Tom Martin?

/shudders

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 2:43 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions  

17 ER in 5.1 IP over two starts

isn’t good?

The strange part is, his numbers look pretty good before the last two starts. Makes me wonder if there’s an injury issue going on…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 2:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

He was pretty consistently decent for almost two months before these latest starts.

Not sure what’s going on.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 2:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

probably nothing

two bad starts is pretty meaningless, put more stock in the starts before that

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say they are meaningless

Not when his two bad starts were THAT bad all across the board, and certainly not when he missed time on the inactive list in there, potentially from an injury

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 8, 2011 4:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe he ran out of gas, how many innings did he pitch last season?

Time for some of this Rockies: "One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to, and where you have to, reach down and prove something." Nolan Ryan

by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

only 87, but he had a 5.05 ERA and gave up 100 hits and had injury issues off and on

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

In terms of calling him up now

they’re absolutely not meaningless. In terms of long-term? Could definitely be a bump in the road that’s forgotten about by next year. I hope.

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 4:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

well he probably wouldn't get called up regardless, since we just signed millwood

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Right

but there was discussion of why not call up Friedrich instead of signing DeadMillwood…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see very little point

in bringing Friedrich up this year at all

by Rosenort on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-(

Glad we’re playing for 2012.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 2:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like this plan

and am excited to be part of it

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 2:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

On further thought, I think this is very good news

if this is a thin draft class as we were discussing above, we need to move up as high as possible….

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lineup

Fowler8
Ellis4
Gonzalez9
Tulowitzki6
Helton3
Smith7
Wigginton5
Iannetta2
Hammel1

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 2:12 PM MDT reply actions  

I smell a W!

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 2:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

reallty depends

on how good or terrible Hammel is

by Rosenort on Aug 8, 2011 2:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, the lineup is out really early!

What time is the game?

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 2:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

5:10 MT

Anxiously waiting the arrival of Drew Pomeranz.

by free7694 on Aug 8, 2011 2:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well crap!

I better get stuff done!

I didn’t realize they were on the road again. Lame

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 2:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Screw you Jim Tracy

Lineups where Mark Ellis is hitting second in a lost season with Chris Nelson on the bench is why I won’t miss you when you are gone

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by TomCat009 on Aug 8, 2011 3:21 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Championship Caliber (R)

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 3:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

The sad part is

I think Nelson hit more hard line drives the opposite way in the Nationals series than anyone else has all year. (Yesterday they just didn’t fall in for hits.)

If that’s a really point of emphasis, they have a funny way of driving it home.

by Northsider1964 on Aug 8, 2011 3:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm really confused what year we're playing for at this point.

2011? 2012? There doesn’t seem to be a consistent approach to any of these roster moves/acquisitions/lineups

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 3:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

There is no clear strategy

that is for certain. Just livin day to day.

by Teekalong on Aug 8, 2011 5:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Time for some of this Rockies: "One of the beautiful things about baseball is that every once in a while you come into a situation where you want to, and where you have to, reach down and prove something." Nolan Ryan

by dsmba on Aug 8, 2011 3:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

How good is Millwood? Is he big K guy? Or is he a groundball guy?

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 2:51 PM MDT reply actions  

He's basically dead.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

this made me crack up.

"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker

by Resolution on Aug 8, 2011 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt both picking him up

Really all that we can hope for is that he eats some innings down the stretch so we can make it to the offseason

by purplesocks on Aug 8, 2011 2:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

OK. thanks. Guys I wont worry about picking him up for fantasy then.

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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 2:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah. Sounds like I dont want him

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 3:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

If you can get the 2002 Millwood...

you’ll be pretty happy. You might also ask if you can get the 1939 Gehrig, or the 1911 Ty Coob.

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by RdRnnr on Aug 8, 2011 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Cobb, not Coob!

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by RdRnnr on Aug 8, 2011 4:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude coob just cobb without the racism, and the steals, he was almost as good

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did he invest early in Coca-Cola?

"Surgeons have determined that doing the wave will, yes, will cause tears to the suprapinatus muscle and the infraspinatus muscle from the throwing of an individual's arms rapidly into the air. In addition, any children doing the wave will be sold to the circus. Do NOT do the wave in the ballpark. Doing the wave is safe at pro football games and Miley Cyrus concerts.
-scoreboard announcement at Ranger Ballpark in Arlington via Baseball Nation.

by RdRnnr on Aug 8, 2011 4:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

RC.. :(

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:20 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played!

"Surgeons have determined that doing the wave will, yes, will cause tears to the suprapinatus muscle and the infraspinatus muscle from the throwing of an individual's arms rapidly into the air. In addition, any children doing the wave will be sold to the circus. Do NOT do the wave in the ballpark. Doing the wave is safe at pro football games and Miley Cyrus concerts.
-scoreboard announcement at Ranger Ballpark in Arlington via Baseball Nation.

by RdRnnr on Aug 8, 2011 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am not sure I ould claim Millwood in a 12 man Rockies only league

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by TomCat009 on Aug 8, 2011 3:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I would claim Millwood

in a 10 player Rockies only league with 10 pitchers on each team…

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by Junction Rox on Aug 8, 2011 4:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Great News

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by Yokel on Aug 8, 2011 3:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's awesome!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 3:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh fantastic

I’ve beeen thinking about him (the gf likes watching this aussie reality doco about an intensive care unit in Sydney) and I know we can’t expect regular updates, so to get such a positive one is great. Get well soon, Juan!

by biondino on Aug 8, 2011 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

I should just cancel my mlb.tv

I mean I’m thinking we might be free alot the rest of the season

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 3:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Especially since I’ll be at work.

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 3:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh but the silent cheering and victory arming that you have to

keep below the top of your cube!

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

what is this cheering and victory arming you speak of?

as a 2011 rockies fan, i am not very familiar with those terms

by purplesocks on Aug 8, 2011 4:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Its not a Sunday so we should win right/

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
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by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, it is a rare thing

but I have had occasion at very sporadic moments to let fly a “woot” whilst raising my arms in what some might think of as a “touchdown” signal. But don’t be confused, it was during a baseball in which Tulo did in fact hit a homerun or RBI’d successfully.

I know it seems like a big lie but it did happen. However, never on a Sunday.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

...you seem to be implying that such things COULD happen on a sunday....

i wonder what such a world would be like?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well it did happen on April 17, 2011

when Alan Johnson was pitching…..I think he might have killed Sunday victories.

Huh. April 17, 2010 was also when Ubaldo pitched his no-no. That’s weird.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

And was also a Sunday...

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure 2010 was a Saturday

day of my sister’s wedding.

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by Muzia on Aug 8, 2011 4:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh well nevermind !

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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was at that Alan Johnson game...

the Rockies have decided to not win on Sunday until I attend again — which I will on the 21st. Mark it down.

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by Jeff Aberle on Aug 8, 2011 6:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow so this is your fault in more ways than we thought before

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

If someone is slugging .347, that means its not very good right?

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:27 PM MDT reply actions  

in 259 at bats

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok I was just checking to see if I should play Stubbs tonight against Hammel

or Maybin against Pelfrey

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybin against pelfrey

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybin has been blah the last 2 days.

Stubbs has been decent

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now this is good...I think....This is Tulo's thing for tonight

Slugging .515 in 328 ABs against other top-tier, right-handed pitchers since last year.

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Where is the game thread and the know your foe?

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DROP UBALDO AND NICASIO FROM MY FANTASY LEAGUE? I'VE HAD UBALDO SINCE 2008.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Aug 8, 2011 4:35 PM MDT reply actions  

I don't know whose day it is for the game thread.

If it’s not up in the next 20 minutes, I’ll put one up.

by holly96 on Aug 8, 2011 4:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

Sunday’s Rockies @ Cardinals game is on ESPN.

FFFFFFFFFFF.

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Aug 8, 2011 4:51 PM MDT via mobile reply actions  

great, we get to lose on national television

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup. We were pretty shocked when we figured that out yesterday!

It’s madness!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's Aberle's fault

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's not SSS anymore, either

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

if you do and we end up winning,

i vote you take all sunday duties from aberle

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 5:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

if i recall, we are terrible in day games in general

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

lets just use our 2012 money for something good and not another wigginton

by papality on Aug 8, 2011 4:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which boggles my mind because we were exactly the opposite last year in day games

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

GT is up

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Aug 8, 2011 4:57 PM MDT reply actions  

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