The Ultimate Reason To Never Lose Jason Giambi
by Andrew Martin on Sep 23, 2011 10:43 AM MDT
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No.
It's this.
If you just watched this entire thing and didn't get all giggly, I don't know what to do for you. You're beyond help.
Jason Giambi can NEVER leave this team.
Oh, and nothing about this is serious. At all. This "article" is about Jason Giambi being awesome. Not about NL DH = Bad or lack of roster space or whatever. It's about the fact that he's wearing a turban and a cape.
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RIGHT?!
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 23, 2011 11:19 AM MDT up reply actions
The Golden Thong
How is that not one of the options?!?
Oh man you are so right!
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I'm sorry but Giambi in the turban is the stupidest thing I've seen
aside from Dinger.
That does not help your case.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
His badass walkup music however is the greatest thing.
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
that's kind of the point
That captain Huge Prolific Slugger did a video this stupid.
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 23, 2011 11:35 AM MDT up reply actions
ohhhh
Could someone give me a hand out of the chasm?
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
its not sarcasm
it’s just a juxtaposition courtesy of The Heavens.
"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker
Exactly
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 23, 2011 12:03 PM MDT up reply actions
I still didn't get it though. :(
"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy
I like him for all of the reasons listed
plus the fact that he’s completely flushed and sweaty not by the 7th inning, nor the 6th nor 5th innings, but by the 1st inning.
"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker
that's just hair grease or somehting
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by Andrew Martin on Sep 23, 2011 12:04 PM MDT up reply actions
I love him too.
My favorite is the bear hugs in the dugout. Especially when he actually lifts a smaller dude off his feet.
this may be the most compelling argument I've ever heard
for why we should target David Eckstein this offseason.
"These are thin mints. I put them in the freezer. My favorites. So good."
--Reds outfielder Adam Dunn, on the girl scout cookies he keeps in his locker
i voted other
simply because there was no “all of the above”
the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox
be happy, because 2012 is coming.
(this movie is old news....)
But seriously, because he is Jason Giambi. That’s why.
This year sucks.
You needed an "all of the above" option.
Nice post.
"All you fuckers who think we won't be good anymore, fuck you" - GK
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