The Ultimate Reason To Never Lose Jason Giambi

Do you love Jason Giambi? I do. Is it because of his huge muscles? Is it his 3-HR in a game potential? Is it his badass walkup music?

No.

It's this.

via MLB.com

If you just watched this entire thing and didn't get all giggly, I don't know what to do for you. You're beyond help.

Jason Giambi can NEVER leave this team.

Oh, and nothing about this is serious. At all. This "article" is about Jason Giambi being awesome. Not about NL DH = Bad or lack of roster space or whatever. It's about the fact that he's wearing a turban and a cape. 

Discuss.

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