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2011 Rockies Game #161: Alex White vs. Madison Bumgarner

Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants, Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM MDT


The 2011 season ends tomorrow.  The light is near, and Alex White probably wants it to end just as bad as you do.

Despite pitching in less than 50 innings, Colorado's rookie has allowed 14 home runs on the season, beaten on the Rockies roster only by Jason Hammel (21 in 170.1) and Jhoulys Chacin (20 in 194 IP).  If there's any place to close out the season on a sweeter note, AT&T Park (HR park factor of 82 for LHB) is a decent enough place.  May the force be with you, Alex.  He'll be opposed by Madison Bumgarner, who is quietly 4th in MLB in FIP thanks to a K/BB near four.

Alex White

#43 / Pitcher / Colorado Rockies

6-3

215

R

R

Aug 29, 1988

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Alex White 2-3 6 6 0 0 0 0 32.1 42 32 31 11 14 23 8.63 1.73

Madison Bumgarner (FFF face)

#40 / Pitcher / San Francisco Giants

6-5

225

R

L

Aug 01, 1989

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2011 - Madison Bumgarner 12-13 34 32 0 0 0 0 197.2 200 82 73 12 46 182 3.32 1.24

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I was kinda thinking deranged rodent of some kind...

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

this game doesn't start for another 40 minutes

jeez

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM MDT reply actions  

GOOOOO!!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM MDT reply actions  

RRRRoocccckkkkkiiiiiiiiieeeeesssss!!!!!!!!!


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 7:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

You mean the dark is near.

Put a pillow over my face..?

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 7:58 PM MDT reply actions  

Geez PiP that's pretty dark

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

she's turned into an emo

at that engineering school…

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

please tell me you're talking about a mug or a mousepad, not a tattoo ;-)

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

What's wrong with a tattoo

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

absolutely nothing, as long as it isn't ridiculous

I have one, and permission to get another if I ever get the time and money together…

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you should get

a tattoo with a picture of the mug in purple

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

a tattoo

of a mug

would kind of rule

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's what I'm sayin!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

inside the mug is a person

that person has a tattoo of a mug. inside that mug is person….

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

yikes! :-D

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's quite a commitment. not to be entered into lightly.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

What if it's light grey and purple?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

confession:

I’m not into color. my tattoo is shaded black. as is my intended one.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

You should get a tattoo

that says “Never say never”

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or one that looks like a freckle.

Nobody else will know. But you’ll know.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

OR!

you could not get a tattoo, since you seem to feel pretty strongly about it.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, she should get a tattoo

that says she’ll never get a tattoo, and that she feels pretty strongly about it. You know in the size of a freckle.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh nice

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Look at you, being all smart and realistic and stuff

Nothing wrong with either approach, as long as one is consistent with one’s reasons. I wanted a tattoo ever since I was a kid. I always knew I’d get one when I grew up. Then my sister got one (then two, then four, etc…), and I didn’t want one anymore because I was afraid people would think I was just copying my sister (20 mo older than me, she was oldest, I was second, of four). When I got a little older and was more secure in myself, I got one, because it really was what I’d always wanted.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

what is yours like ?


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

the one I have now

is a shaded black miz-maze (a very simple one) on my shoulder blade.

the one I want is a shaded black bracelet on my left wrist, chaplet beads with a lauburu for the cross on the underside of the wrist.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

get a tattoo of you

without a tattoo

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Needs to be hideable.

Especially if you know you’re going into the professional world, etc. Just don’t, um, get one on your shoulder blade and then forget to wear a camisole under a not-totally-opaque blouse at work.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes! Made up of teeny tiny freckles

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

go for the mug

It should last longer :-D

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah : )

I was also thinking how awesome it would be if our Chem prof wore that tshirt. Before lecture he always puts down the UD word of the day…among other things.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

t-shirts are fun

of course they eventually wear out, and I have a hard time letting go… ;-)

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

/looks at old skool Broncos and Nuggets t-shirts

/agrees

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

nah, keep the t-shirts.

It’s just that I wear mine as outerwear, and refuse to do that with a holey one. However, I may or may not keep a couple even with holes to sleep in sometimes. ;-)

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah but that's different

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh ok.

/Thinks happy thoughts about sedimentary rocks

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

OT.

I noticed you used the British spelling of favorite and color. Am I really behind the times, or do you just prefer this.Not being critical Pip, just curious. :)


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

I find myself using humourous, grey, and colour at times.

She’s just bimetrically speaking

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's grey area

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do tend to use grey

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

it really is.....

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

i kinda think of it as softer for some reason :-)

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it's sexier

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can see that.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

gray seems less classy than grey

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

were both ever not?

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

plus your friends think you're weird

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah, gotcha

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did your professors hate the British?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, you know, most engineering disciplines prefer the metric system

I, on the other hand, majored in aeronautical (well, dualed in mechie)…

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just did it because I'm really bored right now.

And one of my friends is from Canada and I told him I’d do metric spellin more often.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope he recovers fully

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

/resisting joke about opening up hips

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey hey hey.

That’s relegated to Rosario only.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, maybe he was trying to emulate Lansford

but got confused

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

as am i

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Braves lose 7-1

Cards are losing – 6-5 in the 6th.

Rays up 5-3 in the 9th.
Boston up 8-4 in the 8th.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Tampa wins

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 8:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I do find one of the BoSox announcers voice so interesting.

It’s sooo Boston

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Analyst? Sounds like he was a mouth full of marbles

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

That’s Jery Remy. Born in Massachsuetts, played for Boston, and now announces for them.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

he was not very good at baseball

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

He would have been one of the best 2B in Rockies history

/is not necessarily disagreeing with you

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I *hate* that one

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

farnsworth getting squeezed against gardner

last out of the game, in tampa… come on, ump…

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:05 PM MDT reply actions  

YAYRAYS!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Lansford pre game interview

We didn’t get anything from Stewart this season.
Biggest disappointment was our top hitters not getting runners in from 3rd. Nothing I can tell them..they have to do what they have learned.


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 8:09 PM MDT reply actions  

And either ignore Dauer or listen to Dauer.

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

can we do both simultaneously?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

And still run the bases?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Schrodinger's baserunners?

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by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 8:13 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's funny

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Aww, all 100 of the Rays fans are sitting together

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:11 PM MDT reply actions  

HA

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

gary thorne makes me sad

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:16 PM MDT reply actions  

oh good, the angel hernandez goddawful strike zone is in play.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Wigginton in RF?

Smart one there.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 8:20 PM MDT reply actions  

including the ball. :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

blam

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

hhahahaha

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just drop in for a moment

and am greeted with one of the comments of the year! Well done, RIRF! Now make it so.

I miss the magic. (h/t papality)

by rockhead on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Think he'll be better or worse than Vlad the Implayer?

(That was right field last year, wasn’t it?)

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by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Andddddd what do ya know.

Look what happens.

Good managerial decision there, big T.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not sure Smith would have played that much better defensively.

We really only have 2 real outfielders right now. And only Dex is a plus in the field.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

EY is fine.

I hate Jim Tracy for not starting Seth Smith against LH in meaningless baseball games down the stretch.

Insanity.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh.

I honestly don’t really care anymore. We’re not going to learn all that much about either of them at this point.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're right.

If Seth had destroyed LH pitching in September, everybody would be shouting NO PLATOON FOR SETH during the offseason… Then the Rockies won’t sign a platoon OF… And Seth would then fail miserably against LH in 2012. Haha

/RockiesLuck

/2011

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

It would be the perfect opportunity

to find out what he can or can’t do against lefties. But I think Tracy thinks that matter is settled already…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was agreeing with you

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I believe it was condemned...

unsafe conditions…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I read it as condomed for some reason

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, wasn't Wiggy wrapped around it?!?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

well played

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

that would be a "safe" condition

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wigginton is a "safe" word.?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

for them to get on base yea

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Which base?

I can’t see scoring involved…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sure fire mood killer...

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, destro would have another phrase for that, but yeah...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, he does not view that as a mood killer ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

giggity

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think it probably is mostly settled.

He may not be as bad against lefties as his playing time might suggest. But I don’t think he’s ever going to have decent splits. As long as we can get someone good to be the other side of the platoon, that’s probably the best use of him.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

But what's the harm in giving him some AB's against lefties now?

I mean, if Wheeler or somebody was up and playing RF, I might get it. But sitting him so we can have The Ty Wiffinton Experience in RF?? What’s the point?

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Probably not...

it just seems like something they could do to pass the time this week….

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

But I want a point!!!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Give me ambiguity

or give me something else!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

perhaps.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe, but I'd prefer something else...

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

so you're out of beer?

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Alex White pitching in AT&T.

I’m optimistic. But then again, I was optimistic when he pitched in SD and he got blasted soooooooooo.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 8:22 PM MDT reply actions  

I'd feel better if CarGo and Seth were patrolling the outfield.

I don’t have a lot of confidence in EY and Wiggy in that outfield.

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by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

well home runs aren

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

fail

well home runs aren’t technically in play, so it shouldn’t matter who we put in the outfield!

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

BABIP!

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

bah

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:23 PM MDT reply actions  

Gah.

You get him to 0-2, why you trying to K him? Just throw your sinker. You’ll get a groundball first time up.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT reply actions  

Especially with 0-2 count.

It’ll come with time I guess.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

blah

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:24 PM MDT reply actions  

fffffffff

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT reply actions  

Alright.

Work’s done. As is mine here.

Catch y’all later…maybe.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 8:25 PM MDT reply actions  

LOL! See ya, PiP!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, are you mad about the tattoo thing?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hope not... my comments were meant to be general :-(

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Derpity Derp-a-Derp.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Ugh.

For some reason Extra Innings hasn’t been working right with the HD channel. So I got a blank screen on the one channel, and the end of O’s/Red Sox on the other. And I want to watch Alex White throw wild pitches on at least one of those places, kthx.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

bahahahahahaha

rofl

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

and rec'd or flag'd depending on how it shows up

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

do you really, though

ask yourself…

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm a Rockies fan.

I’ve watched an entire season of fail. And I’m going to miss the games when they’re gone, even though the Rockies are bad at playing baseball, God bless ‘em. And it’s the almost-merciful-end-of-the-stupid-season. So, yeah. I want the option.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

You can't make me

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes we can, cat

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate you . No I really hate you

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

don't worry, i died a little bit inside to post it

worth it though

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm going to make a terrifying gif out of this. you wait and see....

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

It really can't be more terrifying.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is that the same pic?

I’m trying to figure out if there are subtle differences or if it’s the angle

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

He's blinking

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

not on my screen!

weird

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes he is....you just won't admit it.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

It would have to be a very subconscious denial...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you don't see it because you won't look at it.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I did look at it...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

It makes you think it's not blinking.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

It also makes me think there are only two pics.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

the left one is blinking

the middle one isn’t, and the right one is as well

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

hahahah

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait, wut?

I only see 2 pics! wtf… I’m on chrome. Would that make a difference?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, casbah.

no it wouldn’t.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I feel like I'm missing something... :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

you'll be missing your soul shortly.

because blinking wiggy is slowly sucking it out of you.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just see some creepy Wiggintwins

which are clearly fraternal, not identical, even though they look extremely similar – there are subtle differences.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

But it's the third one. It's like the Silence.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

the one that's blinking and not blinking.

at the same time.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who are the Silen...

Sorry, thought I saw something, but I can’t remember what….

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

An eyepatch might help

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

you'd think so

you’d be wrong, but you’d think so.

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be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

We'll see

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have heard that theory

I’m just not sure I can really pull off the pirate look….

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's because Wiggy is staring at you.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I only see two...and I am on Chrome


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thats. the. joke.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

(shut your mouth)

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude shut up, don't give it away!

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

/smh

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

you missed that rockpile the other day...

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes, i did :-(

I’m usually too busy to get on the rockpile… homeschooling kids and running them all over creation.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is unacceptable

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

“Okay kids, it’s recess again! Mommy just has to z past a few things right quick!”

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, she could just Shift-A

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

But shift-A is more effecient

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

except 6yo would probably try to read over my shoulder...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee

They’ve already learned more than that, I’m afraid…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Free Chris Nelson!"

although that really doesn’t come up so much now that Chris Nelson was…uninspiring while freed.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't think we should ever attempt the "Free Player X!" rally cry ever again.

It seems to inevitably create unreasonable hopes and lead to disappointment.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Probably should start with single entendres, though

let them work their way up to the more challenging double…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, 6yo has discovered puns

she’s practically there… lacks only context

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, i suppose i could neglect my kids' basic needs and education

and get on the rockpile all the time… but destro might get upset.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's worth the risk

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

The few times I've gotten on - a long time ago -

lend credence to this. :-D

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

see kids, here is how you post on the internet...

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

1 problem at Casa Destro/Rtc

1 problem at the Casa
home schooling the kids
while we’re flipping our lids
No more problems at Casa Destro/RtC

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

only one problem?

I’ve got a 6yo, 5yo, and 2yo running around… and Little U coming next April… ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

I am NOT starting at 99 again....

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

How about 2,011?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

BLAM

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Be my guest...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

get your priorities straight

sheesh

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

exactly

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

My HDTV is so good that it makes Papelbon

look like he’s standing in my living room….just waiting for me to punch him in the face.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM MDT reply actions  

Tommy, can you see me?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

of course he can't

you don’t exist, remember?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

well played

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I aim to please

but what if one day we all find out we’re all figments of an autistic child’s imagination?

/one of the dumbest endings to a tv series ever

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I hate being St. Elsewhere'd

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Better or worse than being St. Eligius'd?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have not been St. Eligius'd that I know of.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what that would involve.

I will say, though, the communion of the saints offers a wealth of pretty fabulous names…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

st anger'd?

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

just wait until he hits a towering IFFB and fails in a high leverage situation

then you’ll see who’s troy tulowitzki and who isn’t

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

hee hee

so many retorts, so little time

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhh

/hears RIRF stirring with report to refute this

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Diagram:

White is throwing way to much this way: <————————————————>

When he needs be throwing this way:
/\
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
\/

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:34 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

bahahahahah comment of the night

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kouz double!

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:35 PM MDT reply actions  

You have my permission to punch both of them in the face

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Can either one of them form a sentence?

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

The player was okay. Just a Raider.

Amy G. was Amy G. Which means terrible as always (does anyone know how Giants fans feel about her?).

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay

I think I’m confusing Raiders players with Raiders fans. My bad.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pacheco.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:37 PM MDT reply actions  

well, the gints are currently leading by 1, so...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

And then, after they got the lead? We didn’t go 1-2-3 in the next frame.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Would love to be dissapoint

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

WINNER of the most hollow victory of the night

wouldn’t you feel better if you were wrong and the rox were winning?

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Prove it :P

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

chillax man I was joking.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH YES YOU WERE

AND I"M GOING TO SHOUT AT YOU

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

NO I SHAKE MY FIST AT 2011!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

WITH ONE FINGER EXTENDED!!!!!!!

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

INDEED!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee :-D

Might have some competition from the Gints there…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ain't that the truth...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Losing" assumes we had competed at some point

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

WIGGINTON YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS, YOU LUMP.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM MDT reply actions  

hey i got a picture of him somewhere...

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

It could have been worse.

He could have hit a home run.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOM!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked. Shocked at the outcome of that AB.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Alann Rizzo is sick and not able to travel to SF.

/rirfsadface

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:41 PM MDT reply actions  

I thought she had planned on not attending the last series

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

would have interfered with our date night

/wishes

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or is that just what Charlie wants everyone to believe?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

They just said she was ill on the TV broadcast.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

She may be ill, but she tweeted a couple of days ago she would not be makingth

the trip to SF

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

GDang Rosario.

That’s horrible.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

that was NOT a strike.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Seriously

it was at his ankle

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh look, its THIS strike zone again.

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:42 PM MDT reply actions  

Yeah, I think Wii got the Whammy.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

papelbon gets jones to ground out, on the 10th pitch of the AB

rirfsadface.jpg

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Evil, Jr. wins...

Adam Jones tortured Pimplebon for about 15 minutes, but ended up grounding out to third.

Rays/Sawx still tied…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

That last at-bat lasted as long as the entire Rockies inning, I think.

And that was with two hits.

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by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ryan Lavarnway won that game for the Red Sox

If Saltalamaccia doesn’t get hurt last night the Rays probably have the Wild Card lead

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

This strike zone

is bullshit.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh, that's a strike zone?

I thought it was a pregnant amoeba

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

It'll be pregnant when blue is done with it

“Blue” rhymes with “screw”. No way is this a coincidence.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

er...

/pregnant wife is not sure what to think

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll be here all ze veek

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

one posts in the rockpile, the other doesn't

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

there are light bulbs posting in the rockpile?!?

/heads over to check it out

/just kidding

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

You would already know this

if you ever showed up in the RP

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why not?

We’ve already got a hot dog posting there on occasion… ;-P

by Chrysicat on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

heheheh

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why?

Do I need to punch Angel? Is there something you’re not telling me?

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

er

no

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

And that sums up our season. FAIL

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:45 PM MDT reply actions  

Hey, all. What did I miss?

Oh…beer goggles Wiggy and a whole lot of 2011, I see.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Paging holly96 to AT&T park

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh sure

the guy who can’t hit gets a hit

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

So maybe guys who can hit don't get hits...

wait, do the giants have any of those? (against anybody except the rox, anyway?)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

beltran can hit

pretty well, for that matter

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, keep forgetting he plays for them now

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, Carlos Beltran playing for a non-contender is not exactly earth-shattering

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

This crowd sounds like it is made up entirely of screaming tween girls

Is this a baseball game or a Bieber concert?

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:50 PM MDT reply actions  

But it is accurate

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

If Bieber were there Tulo would be in a tizzy

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

no wonder tulo's not in the lineup

checking out the bieb!

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

(o_O)

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

This crowd sounds like it is made up entirely of screaming tween girls

(insert male SF population joke here)

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

/smh

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

boom, roasted

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I just turned down a concert invitation the other day

two of my female cousins are planning on taking their brother’s 5 yo daughter to see Taylor Swift in Denver in a couple weeks, and asked if I would like to come.

I. Can’t. Even. Imagine. the. Screaming..

I politely declined by laughing in their face.

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Were it not for the audience, wouldn't be so bad

she has some decent stuff.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes...

decent stuff indeed….

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

wouldn't know

never heard her live

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've seen her a couple times on award shows or whatnot.

She’s a much better song writer than she is a singer, and her voice works in the studio, but not so much live.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

iawtc

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

All hail the Autotune

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't think it's all autotune.

Some people really can’t sing as well live.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is exceptionally true

I actually did see her at a festival a few months after she came on the scene. She flat out can not sing with studio producers working technological miracles…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

*without

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wise decision

The dose of anti-psychotics required afterward would be fatal.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

and probably also welcome...

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe we started White...

…does ‘preserve his rookie eligibility’ mean nothing to any member of management?

by Chrysicat on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT reply actions  

I think the possibility of him having one good start in a Rockies uniform

would be a lot more confidence boosting than being eligible for ROY.

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Doesn’t mean a huge amount to me.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

i dont think he'll pitch the requisite 2.1 innings

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

how can he be the ROY, when Pom is going to be?

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Angel Hernandez has an enormous strike zone tonight"

Cowboy Joe has taught him well when it comes to overcompensation.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

both of those sentences are excellent double entendres

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would NEVER make a double entendre.



…okay, it wasn’t even close to believable.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope. not even... close.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOW

NICE PLAY!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

KOUZ!

HAHAHA Double steal fail.

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/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

KOOOOOOOUZZZZ!!!!!!!!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

KOUZ!

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM MDT reply actions  

Well, that was HUGE

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM MDT reply actions  

twss

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

twahs

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

HOLY ACROBATMAN

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:54 PM MDT reply actions  

Nicely done :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dunno. They can respect good play

They may have been disputing if he was actually out.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

hello

 is everyone behaving in here?

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

Nope

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

of course not

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is this "behaving" concept?

It sounds suspiciously like this insidious “work” thing I’ve been told about.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

ah crap

everybody put your pants back on….

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, was it PantsOptionalGameNight?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

/goes to find skirt

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

It always is in my house...

…once the kids are bound and gagged in bed

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

...whoa

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

er, 2yo seems to think it's always pants optional anyway...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

It moves around a lot too

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

RafBet is not impressed.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

okay you guys are just too fast for me tonite..

I have fallen into more sarchasms , missed jokes and double meanings than I usually do. …
and I have loved every minute of it:). I love to laugh( especially at myself) but I think I will just lurk for a while and enjoy the comments. …carry on :)


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by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

what?!?!

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

OH

THAT PITCH AGAINST WII WAS A STRIKE, BUT THAT ONE WASN’T?!?!?!??!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:56 PM MDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE TO ROSARIO YOU BLIND HUMP.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 8:57 PM MDT reply actions  

I had to reprocess that for a second :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 8:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not think of hump and Angel Hernandez in the same sentence

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that like a Fat Hump?

Is Angel from Indianapolis?

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 8:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Joe West = fat hump

Angel Hernandez = blind hump

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, RIGHT

I keep forgetting. Since they used tone on the same crew, the ego and suck blended together a lot.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Balkin' Bob = ...

Discuss.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did anybody hear the JT pregame interview on the radio?

It was classic Tracy. He started out tooting his own horn about how he took over the ‘09 team 10 games under and led them to a franchise record for wins. Then he kissed up to the Monforts saying how they were the best owners in baseball. And finally he said that the team’s problems can be fixed next year with more tinkering.

by RoxnSox09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

In principle, I agree with this.

But I’ve already judged Jim Tracy negatively, and that summary fits with my interpretation.

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Most of it was pretty standard stuff, actually.

Talking about how great the Monforts are is to be expected of any manager. I was probably just more aware of it because of the current situation. The part where he said that they didn’t need to do anything drastic to fix the problems but just do some tinkering here and there really stuck out to me though.

by RoxnSox09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

I doubt he means tinkering in the same way that we think of him "tinkering."

And did he mean in terms of personnel or in terms of actual performance (i.e., approach at the plate, baserunning decisions, etc.)? Because if he means the latter and is leaving the roster moves to DOD, that doesn’t sound so horrible.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

really seems like we're down by more than one run

/2011

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:01 PM MDT reply actions  

true

white is pitching

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

sweet

just got the bumgarner “5 strikeouts” badge

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:03 PM MDT reply actions  

nice

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty pumped

gonna show it off to my friends tomorrow

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

at least hernandez is consistent

doesn’t call anything a strike, regardless of who’s pitching

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

Rosario would like a word

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hi all.

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:04 PM MDT reply actions  

you're late.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know. Damn train took to long to load.

But, I am here now

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

You're late

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

You and pap have hivemind.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Was reading MCC the other day

and there was a funny comment about how maybe the baseball gods would never have let them make the playoffs because it would have been aesthetically unpleasing.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

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by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh and the orange wasn't?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

i have a nice orange shirt.

it is also not a san francisco giants shirt.

these two things may be related.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

orange is never nice

unless it’s a food, and after eating it I don’t have to see it.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

why do you hurt me with your words

don’t make me bust out the wiggy again

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

but after clicking the subject line

I don’t have to see that, either.

/refuses to eat .jpg of wiggy

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

you only think you don't have to see it

that’s the beauty of it.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Broncos Burnt Orange Jerseys disagree

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have the old orange jerseys back instead...

…thanks to those darn Bears alternates, we’ll still be mistaken for them even once we change main colours next season…

by Chrysicat on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, Halloween has its good points

but once I decide that I’m sick of getting older, yeah, I’ll really hate Halloween

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Happy birthday, kid!"

“I got you, uh…a handful of candy from the bottom of my bag! It’s a bit o’ honey, and three pieces of that crappy bubble gum, and a tootsie roll!”

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Totally used it to get extra candy as a kid

stopped tolerating sugar as an adult, though.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

But it's all seasonal and stuff

The Great Pumpkin is well-pleased

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doesn't he play 3rd?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Only on Fridays

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, that was some derp

I go to put in laundry during a break, miss a whole half inning!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM MDT reply actions  

I wouldn't say you "missed" it.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

well, if it was than short and rox are still scoreless

I’d be inclined to agree

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

How is Mr. White looking today

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM MDT reply actions  

and with that groundout

alex white has exhausted his rookie eligibility

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT reply actions  

ATT Trivia: Who holds the Giants franchise record for career home runs?

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT reply actions  

Mays.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

way too easy

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

BALCO?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

blam

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Tommy Gun" Field

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM MDT reply actions  

Pacheco needs to light up a sign that says "GLOVE IS RIGHT HERE TOMMY". Throw it to this spot please?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:09 PM MDT reply actions  

I think a big neon sign

would impede Jordan’s ability to field.

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tommy's arm is really more of a shotgun than a rifle

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lookhowrightyouare

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Troy Tulowitzki defies Jeff Huson

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:10 PM MDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

he was out.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:11 PM MDT reply actions  

really?!?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT reply actions  

really?!?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

apparently.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

as was this

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be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

really?!?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT reply actions  

really?!?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

perhaps.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was cute

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

really?!?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-P

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

RUN DAMMIT! Dont toss the ball

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh you're gone argue NOW Jim?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:12 PM MDT reply actions  

He was out!

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

eh, just make this crap not matter, hey boys?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

Has it mattered since May?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

it matters for this game

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

JUST GET AN OUT HERE

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

ugh WP.

GET ON TOP OF THE BASEBALL ALEX.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:13 PM MDT reply actions  

/looks at mountainous basket of clean laundry

/wishes it would fold itself

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT reply actions  

hey, just have wiggy....

nvm.

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be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wiggy will help you

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

She needs a LaundrySortingHat

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends on the size of the sweater

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sweaters bat eighth. That's where they bat.

and pants always bat second.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:17 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Still trying to rec that post...

…still getting ‘loading’ and a flag instead…

…stupid SBNation…

by Chrysicat on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

refresh and it should be okay

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

It seems to me that sweaters should bat 2nd

and pants 8th…for obvious reasons

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is not untrue

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

nonononononononono

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who leads off?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

bras, of course

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait, are we talking batting order or fielding?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

leading off?

I hope batting order

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

But ohhhhhhhhh

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was my guess

they do kind of like to get out front….

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

more on some than on others ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Giggity

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Grandma's knickers

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

only on Sunday

with the B lineup

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

1) Lingerie
2) Pants
3) Shirts
4) Shorts
5) Jackets
6) Boxers/Briefs (platoon action)
7) Socks
8) Sweaters
9) Gloves

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Close - switch 3 and 4

you GOTTA have shirts batting cleanup.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

Most teams would.

The Rockies are unique, they have a particularly excellent pair of shorts

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

eh, we can give it a go.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except when the backup sweater hits a grand slam once

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

i question your use of the word 'backup," sir

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

See, before I discovered PR,

baseball was laundry folding time. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I once slept on the couch for .... well, more than one night (we'll leave it at that)

because I had a mountain of laundry on my bed and I was too lazy to do anything about it. And my couch was comfortable.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

Destro? Is that you?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have not done that

Slept around the mountain of laundry on my bed, yes. That, no.

/king-size bed FTW

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes. Then you kicked it to the foot. And it stayed there for...

I think it may still be there.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had this constant at home.

I wore the clothes off my bed.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I have slept on a

mountain of warm laundry once, because I was so exhausted I fell asleep on the couch featuring said mountain of warm laundry.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

under the right circumstances, I could see that being comfy

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was AWESOME

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is an appropriately cat-like thing to do.

"Are they called the Rockies because they rock?" - 7 y.o.

by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 9:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice play Jordan.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh, great, there's an assassin at AT&T

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

precisely

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is it Robert DeNiro?

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh look, some rear-end in a top hat has a laser pointer.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Stay classy, Giants fans

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:19 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

no.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Did they actually show who had something?

Giants broadcast had nothing but the ump talking to an usher.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Panda almost fell square on his arse there

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:20 PM MDT reply actions  

looked like he was gonna do the chinese splits

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

he's already done the banana splits

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:21 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

No half-gallon is safe

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHO IS BEHIND THE PLATE UMPING?

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT reply actions  

El Diablo

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

who?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

Angel

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh no wonder why the strike zone is as big as a school bus for them

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's ENORMOUS!!!


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is he related to Angel Pagan? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

a random number generator

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

BIG BUCKS! BIG BUCKS! NO WHAMMIES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.....

STOP!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Awww...a WHAMMY

Because 2011

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

great movie

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE WHAMMY!

RUDE, MAN, RUDE!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Angel of Derpness

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that was annoying

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

and unsurprising

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, then.

The one-run lead is gone. The rox may now score.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Le Sigh

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

IT'S HARD TO HIT HOMERS INI ATT. DERPITY DERP.

shut up Drew and George.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Huson is in on it, too

It’s the triumvirate of DERP

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who the hell hit that?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

brian sabean's personal punching bag

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

your mom

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

nice

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

it just...

seemed like it was needed.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

it works, too

roxman4ever’s mom probably could hit a homer of alex “HR/FB” white

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee

wasn’t he a groundball pitcher?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't happen.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

the dude who can't hit gets ANOTHER hit?

god, this season sucks

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:27 PM MDT reply actions  

Welcome to 2011.

It’s almost over… glad you squeaked in.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wait, he can't hit?

There’s a reason Giants fans are pissed at Bochy for not playing him much.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

well he can't hit MLB pitching yet

he certainly has pedigree to hit, though.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

I guess that's what I was missing.

You were making it sound like he was on par with Brandon Crawford or something. Belt should have gotten a lot more starts than he did, considering the Giants other options.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

i would KILL to have belt, and it’s completely ridiculous how he’s been treated this year

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

ok

you win.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also, you posted that depressingly quickly.

Why do you have a picture of Ty Wigginton so readily available?

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's still my "ctrl+v" from earlier

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Dinger

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

The dude who can't hit can hit

off of the guy who can’t pitch’s pitches.

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

resistible force, meet movable object.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

Checo had that if that bozo wasn't in the way

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM MDT reply actions  

You mean the bullpen catcher?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

To keep that "rookie smell?"

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

mmmm

fresh rookie…

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Here's an idea

fence in “Triples Alley” and make a real bullpen, buttnuggets.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:31 PM MDT reply actions  

How about the Giants just move and get the hell out of our division?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Also acceptable.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

they can leave it just as easy. LOL

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

so it's time to GTFO.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

2007? Even though it was the WC. We still beat the division winners.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Won the pennant in 2007

can’t they claim it by subsidiary or something?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

2011 laughs at you, sir

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

and this lamp

that’s alllllllll I need.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

2012

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

that was an illusion

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh...because everyone else seemed to

…on both teams.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Metball...

…could we go one game without it?

by Chrysicat on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM MDT reply actions  

If it happens every game,

we should probably stop calling it Metball.

by Shoemaker on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

And technically it probably doesn't happen every game.

Maybe moreso lately since we’re the Drillers now, though.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

OH COME ON!!! White the ball was in your glove!!!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM MDT reply actions  

I blame BALCO for putting skin stuff in his glove and making it slick!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHITE! You do not play for the damn Mets or Cubs! Catch the ball!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:35 PM MDT reply actions  

or Astros

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

white cannot buy an out

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll give him one. for free.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

he seems adept at standing.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, I really need a shower now

I have to get the stink of this game off.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT reply actions  

oh, that's the game?!? ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tread lightly.

You did feed me beans for dinner, after all.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

And you LOVED THEM

and the quesadilla too. And I recall being sent forth from the bedroom before that… ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had Mexican yesteday and oh my.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

why does it feel waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay later than the 4th...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM MDT reply actions  

look at your clock?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

Look at me passing out? ;-p

Seriously, I might need to eat something. And we had cold stone for dessert tonight…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh dear God, it's only the fourth???????

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

WB :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Of course not. Because 2011.

(But really, should I be doing better things?)

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

How was the tattoo parlor?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

No, I was working. I actually saw jrockies too.
Then I stopped by the last part of a meeting real quick.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

hmmmm, jrockies....

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

nothing...

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Im agreeing with Goodman here.

White needs to pick up the pace. How much slower is he then the other guys?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:40 PM MDT reply actions  

Betancourt laughs

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

touches his cap

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

adjusts his cup

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

You best get your hands off his cup

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

dude, not ME! him!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

/ew

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

twis

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

twit.

 ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

licks his fingers

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Whoa

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

in that order? :-O

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

He puts Raffy to sleep

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

RtC? This is why the game seems so slow. White seems to be pitching slower than Raffy

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Plus, you know, having a lot of traffic in between outs.

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

don't be ridiculous

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I totally have a mental image of Balki right now

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

that would explain it somewhat

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

The Yankees and Red Sox called to tell him how slow he was

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 9:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

BLAM

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

O LOOK AN OUT

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:41 PM MDT reply actions  

Wiggy K?

Surely you jest.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

Years of practice?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I had to look that up too

67 wRC+ in High Leverage situations.

For a career.

Wow.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

papality, can you help Amart?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

i'm worried something bad will happen to me in my sleep if i post it again

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see how you are.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

NO MATTER WHERE I GO IN MY ROOM

HE’S STILL STARING AT ME. AND STILL BLINKING.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

eyepatch

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

WIGGY! YOU SUCK! Get off this team!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:44 PM MDT reply actions  

hey guys

wiggy struck out swinging… but nobody was on base.

it’s like a catch-22 or something.

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM MDT reply actions  

We got a tied WC race! Go Cards!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:45 PM MDT reply actions  

And Rays

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah Angry Birds!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh I hate that game. I have 2 guys I work with that live and breath that damn game

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

I've played it and it was ok for mindless time eating.

My girls love it, so it makes for good bribery

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

nope and never intend to.

The sounds alone drive me up the wall.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, see, i insist that it be muted in most situations.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

(they have apparently played with sound outside my presence, but since I'm not there to be bugged...)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

you can mute most sounds, these days

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

I dont have control of it.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

They would turn it up. LOL

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

seriously?

Sounds like you work with a couple of dicks.

Can you get headphones?

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was told I could listen to the game at a reasonable volume.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

nice part about these guys. they want to listen to us lose also.

Sucky part about it, one of them is a D-Bags fan.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

bahhahahahaa

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

they are nice guys. One of them is my boss. LOL.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

"hey guys, would you mind turning the sound up on your game?"

“I’m trying to live vicariously through you and get work done at the same time. Thanks!”

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ive watched the guy play it and its annoying and something that doesn't entice me to play

But, they do say it kills time like its nothing. Yea, so does work.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

THIS! REC'D

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

why the hell is it flagging it?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

it's been derpy all day. refresh and it should be okay

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

So what symptoms should I develop Thursday

just in case I were to need to go home, um, “sick” Thursday afternoon to catch a couple tiebreaker games?

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

violent projectile diarrhea

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be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

erases mental image

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

this is doable....

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

you work near a taco bell, then?

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by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

god I'd love to pull something like that

I have SO MUCH going on this week, though.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Why not

he’d’ve gotten called out on strikes anyway… might as well get out on his own terms

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:46 PM MDT reply actions  

Um, don't infer anything from this, but

what is that on MadBum’s butt?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:48 PM MDT reply actions  

It wasn't intentional

but I’m kinda sensitive to shade differences, and if you look in the middle, it’s quite odd… :-\

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

I was totally confused and didn’t catch that it was a typo situation.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

If he doesn't go there,

he goes to the Cubs, possibly with Friedman.

Our hope next year is going to be Trammell or Wakamatsu, if they don’t get picked up this year.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

No one else really cares,

but this is the drawback of keeping Tracy through 2012. It’s a great market for managers this year. Few teams looking. Most teams suck. We’d have a strong argument… alas.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

oooooh...Wakamatsu

Helping the HAR!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think either of those guys might keep their jobs

because they’d rather not deal with the issues of the other teams who are looking for managers, except maybe the Nats job. But that seems to be more up in the air.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Never really thought of Hawpe's eyes as "squinty"...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can see oblong-ish.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Almond shaped somewhat

Squinty: See Garrett Atkins

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

this

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like almonds.

particularly raw ones.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I like good looking men of all types

I am especially partial to dark hair and blue eyes.

Don’t try to pigeon hole me mister.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

Depends on the strength

of the beer goggles

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

good-looking

is in the eye of the beerholder.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

semi hivemind

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

and raising a glass of near-beer ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

^4

clinks bottle of Blue Moon

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

can't wait to drink real beer again...

especially because I’ve never seen a N/A stout.

But first thing after the fawn drops… sushi and port! (Because Destro has been tempting me with this tawny port he’s been bringing home repeatedly since i got preggo)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Good lord, no

Anyway, all the kids are calling for boy. My mom swears I’ll have a girl, because I have two girls and a boy, and she had two girls, a boy, and another girl. As she was telling me this on the phone, 2yo came up and started smacking my lower abdomen going, “You got baby brother! In here!”

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOW

we’re agreeing on points of HAR ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

/whips out smelling salts, just in case

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

Garrett Atkins, he had the squinty eyes.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hawpe doesn't have squinty eyes

Wakamatsu totally reminds me of Kyle Chandler

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope not as handsome but hellanice

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's late.

I almost looked up hellanice.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

This game blows

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions   1 recs

This game season blows

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

truest ninja ever ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

This gameseason blows

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

This.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

White is out

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:52 PM MDT reply actions  

People are like, WTF, EY caught it?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:53 PM MDT reply actions  

STOP F'ING TALKING ABOUT SUSHI AND GARLIC FRIES IN EARSHOT OF A PREGNANT WOMAN, BOOTH!!!!!!!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

I realllly want garlic fries and I'm not pregnant

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too, and I'm pretty sure I'm not either...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Correlation =/= causation

but I want garlic fries.

And sushi.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Ha

I was just looking at this tshirt online a few hours ago.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

You should get a tattoo that

of that cartoon

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

this :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah,

and I’m not pregnant.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the reassurance ;-)

I want sushi. And fries. Bonus if they’re garlic fries.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

McDonalds fries?

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

What is this DiggerDen?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

its a school of mines thing.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, gotcha

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's like a not-cafeteria,

but has places to sit.
It’s basically fast food, with hamburgers and chicken tenders, pizza, and a sandwich station.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

So a food court

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except really small.

Oh and Milky Ways after tests.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Like, the candy bar?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice :-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep

Midnight on weeknights. It’s dumb that they don’t make pizza on weekends and are only open til 1o though.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

wow.

Things are certainly changing

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

But yeah

I wrote about some of it here.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh the oredigger

that thing’s even worse than a HS “newspaper”

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 10:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's a bunch of science nerds writing- what do you expect?!

In all seriousness, it is actually better than my highschool “newspaper”.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

There have been a lot of scientists writing pretty

well written books lately. I just got done reading The Logic of Chance by Eugene Koonin. It was very well done.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh, my eyes

I swear I processed this as “There have been a lot of scientologists writing lately”

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

There's been a whole movement of these types of books

in the last 5–10 years or so. They’re very good, most of them.

It kind of all comes from Hawkings’ work, but scientists from other fields have taken to writing speculative pieces like his.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

My HS "newspaper" deserves props

for actually publishing an article by a friend of mine making fun of our handbook with some of its poor writing and hypocrisy. The headline:

“Strip Poker Legal; Just Don’t Get Raped.”

100% accurate reporting.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

The really funny and artistically clever people tend to avoid the oredigger

usually they participate in ARB or something like that.

they sometimes get a hit though, like that one article about the Slate.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

Arb?

But heh, thanks.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh...

Anonymous Right Brains?

But I’m left brained.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't say you needed to participate

I’m just saying that to run a newspaper, you need to have more right brained talent. There is some there, I know it.

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHAA

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

daww look at the wee Jayhawk.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

No he looks like Mangino

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

No he looks like Mangino

creepily so

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I KEEP reading this as "Mangina"

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Garlic fries sound awesome right now

Sushi. Nope

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Two words:

Oshinko rolls. Nom nom nom.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

you must not be pregnant

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd rather eat raw fish...

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey, I'm down with sashimi too :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

ewww

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

yuuuuuuuuuuuum....

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

amen bro!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

sushi

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

lovely...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Irony: raw fish is kinda verboten while pregnant (listeria risk).

But there’s all kinds of cooked and veggie, and well, if you trust your source, the occasional raw can be… ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

If I am pregnant. Turn me over to science and retire.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

welp, it's midnight, and this game isn't worth staying up for

so i leave you with this:

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 27, 2011 9:54 PM MDT reply actions  

MY EYES MY EYES

I’M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES!!

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are an evil, bad person. Hell awaits you

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

They've got to trade him so I never have to look at that again.

That guy defines “below replacement” in HAR.

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by glaucophane on Sep 27, 2011 9:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

MadBum giggles

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's not the HAR that's the problem

It’s the blinking and stealing of the souls

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

THAT'S IT!!!

He stole the Rox’ souls this season… they really WERE destined to win the division!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

things that are plausible:

this.

the only organization of humans responsible for more evil in the universe than the philadelphia phillies is the boston red sox

be happy, because 2012 is coming.

by papality on Sep 28, 2011 5:30 AM MDT up reply actions  

Toyota Twit Talk: best ballpark food

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

HOW THE HECK DID WHITE GIVE UP 4 RUNS ON 6 HITS

when the Gints only have 3 runs?

Just sayin’…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

He's got powers.

You gotta tune in next year for Act II, I hear it’s amazing.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 9:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

He plays for the 2011 Rockies

That sounds like something that would happen to them

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh look, the jackball with the laser pointer is back.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM MDT reply actions  

I hope they kick him out

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 9:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Heheheh

everybody’s looking for the douche with the laser pointer

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

ITS DOOM! PH'ING.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Wait, what? DOOM PHing???

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:01 PM MDT reply actions  

OW HBP.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

OUCH DOOM!!!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

BAD MadBum!

How DARE you hit CDI!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

Mill about!!! Mill About!

Slowly approach the mound and mill about!!!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Maybe they're saving that for the finale

Or Tracy won’t countenance a mill-about on behalf of CDI…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

Go kick his ass for hitting you

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:02 PM MDT reply actions  

ow off the top of the foot.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:03 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice hit EY. To bad it found a glove

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:04 PM MDT reply actions  

This is officially the worst season of Rockies baseball ever to exist

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT reply actions  

yay

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

i think juan nicasio would agree with you

but i’m gonna go with “so far, dude. so far.”

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-O

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

It's been official, man.

But yeah- totally depressing.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh good Esmil Rogers is pitching.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:11 PM MDT reply actions  

and he still has a fauxhawk.

/sigh

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

Esmil, time to earn a relief role.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:11 PM MDT reply actions  

/rings cowbell

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

well played

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

that is a Christopher Walken reference.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But the Rays fans ring them.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not quite as bad as vuvuzelas

but close. Totally forgot that – it’s been a while

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

"cowbell etiquette"

I think I saw that on a list of oxymorons

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh dear

I’d mercifully forgotten about that

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

ha, the Toyota Twit Feed is what is your favorite ballpark food.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM MDT reply actions  

You know what is better than ToyotaTwitTalk?

Everything

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:13 PM MDT up reply actions  

You know what is better than ToyotaTwitTalk?

A frontal lobotomy.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

HA!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

Than a frontal lobotomy

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

All credit goes to T-Bone Stankus and Dr. Demento

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

lemme check

/whips out book of Totally Tasteless Jokes

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

my favorite ballpark food is the sweet taste of victory

sadly coors field has been sold out of it most of the year.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

UGH.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

Nice effing throw!

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:15 PM MDT reply actions  

yeah, just hide under the helmet Wil, and it will all go away.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:16 PM MDT reply actions  

This is so the opposite of fun

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:16 PM MDT reply actions  

LETS RUN WITH THE BALL AND SEE WHOSE FASTER THERE WIGGY

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:17 PM MDT reply actions  

Agreed.

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:17 PM MDT up reply actions  

Esmil is working on making it 40...

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

and the laundry is still not folding itself...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

Baseball games used to be my knitting time

and then I found you all, and now I almost never knit.

So I kinda feel your laundry pain.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh yeah :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tulo is still #5 on the RBI list.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:18 PM MDT reply actions  

Imagine where he would be if he were playing...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know. My fantasy is paying the price.

No Tulo or Cargo playing. talk about having to scrape the rest of the way

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

As if I couldn't be anymore depressed...

Renck tweets

Life after Helton defensively is going to be jarring if the past three weeks are any indication.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM MDT reply actions  

Knife in the heart

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Would anyone care to join me on the Coronado Bay Bridge....mid span?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well that's not very high

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think you'd just be maimed for life.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

No.

But you can call me from the telephone.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm going to jump into the platte, it's only like 2 feet deep.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

boom

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Kemp is just 1 for 4 tonight while Reyes goes 3 for 6 in the Mets 13 inning loss

That pretty much ends Kemp’s chances at the triple crown

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM MDT reply actions  

And there was much rejoicing.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well I worked really hard during summer.

And have continued it over here. Lots of hard work.. Tryouts in 3 weeks.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh you mean you are trying out for baseball....I did not get that

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Along with 100 other people here.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh come on....

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM MDT reply actions  

ESMIL ROGERS DOES NOT BELONG ON THIS TEAM

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:22 PM MDT reply actions  

but he fits right in??

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

for this year. Yes. Next year. Ahbu Dahbi

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay with that play at the plate

is it now an officially Rockies/Giants game?

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:22 PM MDT reply actions  

EFF THE GIANTS

Now it’s an officially Rockies/Giants game.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

/numb

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:22 PM MDT reply actions  

hell of an effort there, guys.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:23 PM MDT reply actions  

And yet

It’s only the 7th

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:24 PM MDT reply actions  

well it's the rockies' half of the seventh

so that’ll be over soon, and we can move to the interminable bottom of the 7th.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:25 PM MDT up reply actions  

You are correct.

2 out and Wiggy’s up.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

TONY BENNANT WILL BE SINGING. They are staying in between innings.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Apropos of nothing, but I just discovered this on Baseball Prospectus

Dexter Fowler’s ranking in baserunning out of 809 players:
Stolen base runs: 774th.
Overall baserunning: 10th.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM MDT reply actions  

Really?!?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:27 PM MDT up reply actions  

It does

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

WOW

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

That's what's amazing

He has overcome being one of the worst basestealers in the game to be one of the best baserunners in the game

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I thought it excluded base stealing.

That’s very impressing. I take back my comment.. Wow

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

 sum of various baserunning components: Equivalent Ground Advancement Runs (EqGAR), Equivalent Stolen Base Runs (EqSBR), Equivalent Air Advancement Runs (EqAAR), Equivalent Hit Advancement Runs (EqHAR) and Equivalent Other Advancement Runs (EqOAR).

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

What do they use as a metric for "overall baserunning?!?"

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

EqBRR

Definition

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

He has been.

2 SB/ 6 CS before being sent down.
10 SB/ 3 CS since call up

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Okay, good.

I like when stats back my unreliable perceptions.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

get the hell off my baseball team, Wigginton.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:28 PM MDT reply actions  

/needs more comfort food

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:29 PM MDT reply actions  

So, uh...

What happened to “America the Beautiful?” ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT reply actions  

I'm blaming it on the stadium announcer

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm blaming Wigginton.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was not America the Beautiful.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT up reply actions  

precisely

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"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

Its San Fran. What the hell else do you expect?

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM MDT up reply actions  

whoooooaaaaa dude! SF is a cool city

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

it is?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Go there. See it.

I did. ‘Pipped it hobo style.’

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty awesome actually

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

They know he didn't write that song, right?

I mean, he sang it, but he might not give two craps about San Francisco.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

I don't really see what that has to do with this.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm still not understanding.

I mean how dare he like another city in the US OF A!

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

His signature song is "I Left My Heart in San Francisco."

I’m guessing that because of this, an his new album coming out, they booked him to sing. But, outside of the song, which he didn’t write, he really has no ties to San Francisco. Anyway…

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes I am aware of his signature song.

I still don’t understand why he can’t like SF too.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

I didn't say that he can't like San Francisco.

I’m just saying that he’s being trotted out like a naive son even though he isn’t one. That’s it.

by DumbAndNerdy on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Tony's not naive

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well, I don't think he's naive either.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

And Tony Bennet gets what Tony Bennent wants

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Wow.... or Tony Bennett......Tony Bennett WTF

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I was trying to figure a way to phrase that

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

Who said he was singing America the Beautiful?

Giants announcers said earlier he’d be singing God Bless America.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:32 PM MDT up reply actions  

The in stadium announcer said "America the Beautiful"

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Booth, and I believe the stadium announcer chick as well

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I had a DVR conflict for half an hour (which is now over) so I was listening to KOA, and they didn’t air it.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Too bad Wigginton can't do more of that with the bases loaded

(Instead of all of those double plays)

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 10:30 PM MDT reply actions  

Why is Rogers still in there?

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM MDT reply actions  

Let’s have Mark Ellis pitch

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:34 PM MDT up reply actions  

No Tulo needs to pitch

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

By the laser pointer dude?

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I'll hop over to SF and pitch ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

He wouldn't even step into my clubhouse. LOL

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Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Game is over. We aren't going to win.

It matters not who’s pitching right now

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:35 PM MDT up reply actions  

Season is over..

Who really cares who pitches.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

I certainly don't

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

I totally pictured you saying girl like that

before you even typed it out

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

I know that's right booooiiii

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

you know it's true

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

In line for seats at the Grand Junction Rockies 2012 home opener

by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

somebody's pitching?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM MDT up reply actions  

Fielder hit 3 homers tonight!

Thank you Cookie for many years of service. Hope all goes well with you in your continued career.
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.

by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:34 PM MDT reply actions  

yes

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yes

In the third inning

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nice snag Field

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:36 PM MDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

FACEPLANT AND STILL SCORES!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

bahahahaha there it is.

perfect ending to a shit season

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM MDT reply actions  

yes, that was 2011 in one play

should save the “highlight” film makers a lot of time…

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Wow. I have to see the highlight.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

It was amusing

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

The ball was hit in Triples Alley right?

And Wiggy was the one chasing after it???

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

"chasing"

It looked far more like somebody trying to corner a mouse in a round room…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROFL Nice

and flagged ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm flagging this flag bahahahahaha

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Silly derping SBN...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

Because at this point

WGAF

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:38 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll take it

with that disclaimer

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

buy: half boy, half guy?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

hee hee

had to find something to laugh at.

it was there.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:40 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sept callup

That was his first career HR

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was embarrassing..

Wiggi chased that down like it was covered in hog snot.

by Charlie77 on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT reply actions  

Can we just DFA Wiggy's ass right off the field and out into the streets?

Give him his money and get hm the hell out of there

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:39 PM MDT reply actions  

and Rogers?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM MDT up reply actions  

No point.

He may actually be able to get us something in a trade. He’s not actually without any value.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

I see your point

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

As much as I hate the Giants

I don’t think they are feeling superior about squat

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:42 PM MDT up reply actions  

huh?


In all things, it is better to hope than despair.

by butterfly on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I think Giants know they suck almost much as we have

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

When Wiggy is in triples ally

They need to rename it inside the park HR ally

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

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/something about jim tracy

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't see him on this team period!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

um. I like good players

All the good ones aren’t playing save for Ellis and Fowler. Am I missing someone?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately he is wrapped around Jim Tracy's brain

I’m pretty sure he sent him the blinking picture and glamoured him

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM MDT up reply actions  

I can't wrap my brain around anything

My skull is too rigid to allow my brain to bend

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

REC'D for truth

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:43 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL Nice!

I’d rec it, but I can’t

(Casbah repossessing her identity)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

Done

or I flagged it, in which case you can blame Destro…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

;-)

I’ll blame SBN

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:47 PM MDT up reply actions  

PurpleDerples Alley

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:45 PM MDT up reply actions  

this is actually funny

by Charlie77 on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Disclaimer:

Any posts with my name on them in the last two minutes were actually Destro ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:44 PM MDT reply actions  

this could be a number of people

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:46 PM MDT up reply actions  

Except for Fonz.

Cleanup hitter and PEDs. And Latin.

<3

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT up reply actions  

THEY SHOULD ALL GTFO.

Because that’s how GMs trade/DFA guys. They call them into the office and say, “GTFO!”

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

I want to hear you say this

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nope.

I just say “G-T-F-O” in my head.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Doesn't it stand for "Fudge"?

That’s what always pops into my head.

by Charlie77 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes "freak" for me.

Sidenote: Does the "Subject… (optional) text in the subject field flash randomly for anyone else when you open a reply box?

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

Intermittently

I think it’s Wiggy blinking

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

does that to me also

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Sometimes they preface it with "OMG"

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

wait, wait, wait...holly said GTFO!! Push em down

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

"Get that fool out"??

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Or text them,

if they’re Kenny Williams…

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

zOMGWTFBBQ

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

WTH is this?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

ASIDE FROM NOT PLAYING ON OUR TEAM, I WISH PERSONAL HARM TO BEFALL THEM! AND COLD FRIES AT EVERY FAST FOOD RESTAURANT THEY EVER GO TO FROM NOW OWN!

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

REC'D

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:50 PM MDT up reply actions  

ROFL!!!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

Is he bringing me

delicious cheap frozen pizza?

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by Junction Rox on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT up reply actions  

but it's hot 'n' ready

that’s gotta count for something.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

BLARG

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:48 PM MDT reply actions  

oh it's "Jim Miller".

Good idea here. Send guys out using pseudonyms so nobody has to be embarrassed under their real name.

by everever on Sep 27, 2011 10:51 PM MDT reply actions  

I'll go out and pitch as "Cojones deCocknballs."

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

REC'D

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions  

Raffy approves

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nicely done :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Tears are rolling out of my eyes from laughing so hard. There are not enough REC'D for this

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too, as a matter of fact

The alien baby seems to think it’s funny as well.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Just recflag it and I'll be happy :)

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Already did ;-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

my pancreas hurts from laughing

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

Destro sez:

“…and here I was gonna suggest ‘Leo Nunez’!”

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hee hee...

Casbah says: “Destro needs to fire up his own computer! (Or iPad, or whatever)”

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

Paulino, heh

what is he, a mob boss?

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM MDT up reply actions  

So what's gonna happen tomorrow to be the grand finally of suck?

I feel like the season can’t end without one last huge disaster happening in the final game – Oh crap, Pomeranz is pitching. Please have mercy on him baseball gods.

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 10:53 PM MDT reply actions  

"The Grand Finally" perfect

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as in "Finally this suck-butt season is OVER"

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:55 PM MDT up reply actions  

Best part about this season for me..

Is I won’t have to root against the Giants in the postseason. Yippee.

(I get REALLY sick of seeing that “World Series Champions” patch on their sleeves…)

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

YAY!!!

And if the Cards wind up the WC, this increases the probability that a team I hate won’t win.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

:D

Even if the Braves make it, they’ll get clobbered in the DS. They SUCK.

@CentralCaliRox

by CentralCaliRox on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Point

Though the matchups could be amusing

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

This is a nice thought

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM MDT up reply actions  

How bout you just pound him in the face.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Hey Destro...

who was that pitcher I saw who I said looked as punchable as Cain? I think it was on an AL game…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

That was me

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Meaning I said Papelbon was the most punchable in the MLB

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

no, too easy

it was someone more obscure.

Besides, Destro would know that. He calls Papelbon “anus-mouth.” Among other things.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

oh, maybe he got it from you

or maybe he came up with it independently. Destro and I often do that to each other.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

it is. they really do resemble each other...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

This needs to happen regardless :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

I fully expect Matt Cain to no-no us..

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:56 PM MDT up reply actions  

Bench-clearing Millabout!

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

I really really really want this.

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

Me too. Let's tweet some of the players and tell them to start something.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

What about Alex White?

Mr Edge

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

:-(

miss that kid.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Mow 'em down with the scooter

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

a couple rude gestures?

someone bites their thumb, maybe?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Glaring? That's so boring

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

oohhhh

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

"tense mincing?"

this phrase needs to see the light of day more often. also pics.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

yes.

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

it was like last week with Bryan Callen I think

talking about how Adam’s perpetually torn meniscus has effectively ended his mincing days

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by Andrew Martin on Sep 27, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

I picture a very annoyed clove of garlic. I don't know why

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oooh, I have a pic of a very annoyed clove of garlic...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

(if I can access my FB photos on that new wacko layout)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh that crap sucks. I hate it

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

pics or it....wait....

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

Millabout

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

Clutch McVeteranness

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 11:07 PM MDT up reply actions  

Before a shark jumps in and eats him?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 10:58 PM MDT up reply actions  

No that would be Kershaw

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh ok.

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

I would like for it to be Wiggy though also

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:00 PM MDT up reply actions  

No

Wiggy gets pinched in half by a giant crab.

No B-grade movie, just because.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

ok, put he might blind him with that bald head of his

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:02 PM MDT up reply actions  

Goodman needs to be on the PR at the same time as the game.

We got your Toyota talk right here!

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh MY

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:01 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh no. What have I just done?

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nothing

just the thought. It was funny.

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:03 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh hey.

This game is still going.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 11:02 PM MDT reply actions  

There is a gathering of players in different uniforms

One team is soundly thrashing the other.

There is no game

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:04 PM MDT up reply actions  

More like an S&M scene

I mean, hey, it is SF…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Well at least that sounds fun

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Really?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

/checks for chasms

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

o_O

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

yeah like you're soooo surprised

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

hey, I"m tryin'...

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Giggity

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by Paleface Destro on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

if you can call that a game ;-p

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"

/it is a new beginning, right?

by The Lodo Magic Man on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT reply actions  

IN PLAY:OUT...WE LOSE AGAIN

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by Roxman4ever on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT reply actions  

Ragged

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Flec'd wins

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

I will laughingly concede :-D

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

this gives a colorful mental image

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

not at least greyscale?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

maybe I'm biased

because my eyes are sometimes flecked. and not b&w. ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

icwydt

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

;-)

It’s normal for me…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:12 PM MDT up reply actions  

You anglophile

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:14 PM MDT up reply actions  

meh

“grey” is my only one, I think… and probably influenced by an early Moody Blues fandom…

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:15 PM MDT up reply actions  

Not Moody Bleus?

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:16 PM MDT up reply actions  

No, they're not french ;-)

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

heh

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

Typical Anglophile being mean to the French :P

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:19 PM MDT up reply actions  

isn't that just.. everybody?

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by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions  

probably

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by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

Now it's over.

Off to watch something from my DVR.

by holly96 on Sep 27, 2011 11:05 PM MDT reply actions  

enjoy

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT up reply actions  

good luck!

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:08 PM MDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

At this point, it might be better to be good. I dunno. We’ll see.
And food beacons me…
/too many distractions

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

i feel ya...

/full laundry basket still in front of me

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

Oh yay

the “game” is over.

This year sucks.

by prettyinpurple on Sep 27, 2011 11:06 PM MDT reply actions  

Eight games in the books in San Fran for the Rockies now and only 8 runs (1.25 runs per game)

Eight freaking runs in ten games here. Total embarrassment

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 11:10 PM MDT reply actions  

Oops

10 freaking runs in eight games. Still embarrassing

I'm pretty disgusted right now!

by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Sep 27, 2011 11:11 PM MDT up reply actions  

Are you going to change your sigline

to “I’m totally disgusted right now” after we lose tomorrow?

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:18 PM MDT up reply actions  

OT: Wait, wait ,wait

Big Bang Theory is in reruns on TBS now?

NOICE!

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:11 PM MDT reply actions  

Oh, gag

“Electric Slider?” really??!

Friggin’ Fraz…

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:14 PM MDT reply actions  

Look down and right for an annoyed clove of garlic...

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:21 PM MDT reply actions  

ooh, reply fail, but I think it speaks for itself.

"I believe there is a universal truth to the process of doing things right." ~ Huston Street

"I hope this game isn't horrible. Because if it is, we're going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the Rockies win." ~6-yo

"Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug."~Mitch Williams

Chief Engineer of the Ubaldo Lovers Club, Proud Member of the PR Gynocracy

by Rox the Casbah on Sep 27, 2011 11:23 PM MDT up reply actions  

HA

"I think I speak for everyone in here when I say: It''s playoffs or bust"- Jason Hammel : Feared Slugger
BigGiantHead of the Ubaldo Lover's Club;OG Thugget Loyalist #4, QPU Emeritus, Proud member PR Gynocracy

by SDcat09 on Sep 27, 2011 11:24 PM MDT up reply actions  

game wrap up

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Sep 27, 2011 11:26 PM MDT reply actions  

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