Wednesday Rockpile: Sorting out the Rockies' 2012 Bench Candidates
This past week on the Bachelor Baseball Off-Season Speculation, the Rockies' crowd of rotational candidates dropped from 17 to 15 with the trades of Kevin Slowey and Clayton Mortensen. To get a breakdown of the remaining candidates, you would do well to check out my profile on each of the suitors last week. For the record, Slowey's departure makes Alex White my new favorite for spot number 5 in the rotation, though the veteraniness of Jamie Moyer is stronger than most mortal men can endure.
The plan this week was to do a similar profile of the second base candidates, but the Marco Scutaro trade scuttled that debate pretty quickly...or did it just expand the scope of the article to include all the positional bench candidates? Of course it did! I'm so incorrigible. After all, I did say as the off-season began that Colorado's lack of quality depth was a primary reason why 2011 was a terrible experience. Let's see if 2012 is looking any different.
The way I see it, there are 5 bench spots open (2 or 3 IF, 1 or 2 OF, C) for a crowd of 13 gentlemen (Casey Blake penciled in as a starter), most in the infield. Unlike last week, when I took a longshot to favorite tack, I'm going from lock to lark (briefly). Okay, maybe it will be loosely based on positional group.
He Will Never, Ever Leave This Team (Ever)
Name: Jason Giambi
Codename: Ion Samba Jig
Relationship Status: Thrice Divorced, Still Keeps Showing Up
Street Cred: Biceps larger than your legs, MVP winner, 5 time All-Star, hit 13 HRs in 132 PAs last season
Fatal Flaw: In the same age neighborhood as Jamie Moyer (in his 40s, anyway), has range of a beached whale, the Rockies are not a club with a DH
Verdict: Designated Pinch-Hitter, Clubhouse Presence, Badass
The Only Other Catcher On The 40 Man Roster
Name: Wilin Rosario
Codename: Raisin Row Oil
Relationship Status: Single -- Dude's got 2 options
Street Cred: Catcher of the Future Since 2009, elite power for a catcher, excellent throwing arm
Fatal Flaw: Needs to work on game-calling, plate discipline evokes Miguel Olivo comparisons
Verdict: Rosario is on the roster by default at the moment (as I don't see Pacheco being the full-time back-up there), but it's very possible that Colorado's back-up catcher isn't on the roster yet.
Filling the Void Left by Seth Smith and Ryan Spilborghs
Name: Charlie Blackmon
Codename: Rollback Machine, Melancholic Bark, or Lock Chamberlain
Relationship Status: 3 options
Street Cred: Sweet line-drive swing, can play all three outfield positions well, crush of Fangraphs' Carson Cistulli, great twitter feed
Fatal Flaw: He wasn't particularly effective in his injury shortened 2011 cameo
Verdict: He's got the inside track to a 2012 roster slot because of his defense and speed, but he'll be in a dogfight with the next few gentlemen on this list.
Name: Tyler Colvin
Codename: Lint, Cry, Love
Relationship Status: 2 options
Street Cred: 1st round pedigree, was pretty decent in a part-time role for the Cubs in 2010
Fatal Flaw: His 2011 was almost as bad as Ian Stewart's, he was traded for Ian Stewart
Verdict: Will start the season in AAA, though it's very easy to see him winning the reserve role over the Rollback Machine.
Name: Jamie Hoffmann
Codename: Jiff, Home Manna
Relationship Status: A solitary option
Street Cred: He was picked in the 2003 NHL draft, he's right-handed, he's hit pretty well in the minors
Fatal Flaw: There is a Jamie Hoffmann Sucks Forum, he only has 28 ML PAs to his name as a 27 year-old
Verdict: He'll play the Cole Garner role this season, emerging from AAA only in dire need
Name: Tim Wheeler
Codename: Wire Helmet
Relationship Status: 3 options
Street Cred: Broke out something fierce in 2011 (33 HRs in AA), deemed untouchable in Martin Prado trade talks, good power/speed combo
Fatal Flaw: Platoon splits are a big issue for the lefty, hasn't played above AA, tailed off significantly toward the end of the year
Verdict: He'll be the third member of the AAA outfield, eyeing a mid-season call-up
Name: Eric Young Jr.
Codename: You Cringe
Relationship Status: In a Relationship -- no options left
Street Cred: Truly elite speed, passable OBP for the bottom of the order, can theoretically play both infield and outfield
Fatal Flaw: No power to speak of, a defensive liability anywhere he plays, gets picked off an unusual amount of times
Verdict: End of the line for Mr. Young in Colorado -- love watching him on the basepaths though
After the fold, the infield candidates!
He Totally Stole Home Once
Name: Chris Nelson
Codename: Loch Sinners
Relationship Status: Trapped in a relationship with an employer who doesn't love him, no options
Street Cred: 1st round pedigree, can play 2B/3B/SS, quick wrists show power potential, stole home once
Fatal Flaw: Nelson's MLB career to this point hasn't been very successful, EY2 has more than twice as many MLB plate appearances (but a worse line overall)
Verdict: I really hope that Nelson gets that reserve slot in 2012, as he has the highest upside (still) of the infield candidates
Scrappy McBloopsaHit
Name: Jonathan Herrera
Codename: Earthen Horn Ajar
Relationship Status: Somehow he still has one option remaining
Street Cred: Plays solid up the middle defense, works the count well, strangely (almost frustratingly) effective when he's on a hot streak
Fatal Flaw: He's a terrible hitter...really terrible (career 65 OPS+), very little upside
Verdict: He belongs in AAA this year, especially with Scutaro's ability to spell Tulo in a pinch
The Jury's Still Out On...
Name: DJ LeMahieu
Codename: Jade Helium
Relationship Status: 2 options
Street Cred: Elite contact skills, great hit tool, solid at both 2nd and 3rd base
Fatal Flaw: Hasn't developed power and he's not very patient at the plate
Verdict: DJ LeMath would do well to get some more reps in at AAA -- maybe hitting in the wind tunnel in the Springs will help his power to manifest itself.
The Third String Catcher and Back-up Everything Else
Name: Jordan Pacheco
Codename: Deacon Jar Chop
Relationship Status: 2 options
Street Cred: Has hit well throughout minor league career, works count well, is a "professional hitter", good contact and patience
Fatal Flaw: Not a plus defender anywhere, not a lot of power, struggled in AAA last year
Verdict: I don't know if he makes the club, but the organization sure does like him
Overlooked Prospects With a Shot
Name: Hector Gomez
Codename: Tech Germ Zoo
Relationship Status: It's Complicated -- Gomez probably has a bonus 4th option in 2012
Street Cred: Former Top 100 prospect, a full toolbox of middle infielder skills
Fatal Flaw: Extremely (ridiculously) injury prone, lacks patience at the plate
Verdict: AA or AAA, it's his last shot to impress the brass
Name: Thomas Field
Codename: Fail Methods, Famished Lot
Relationship Status: 3 options
Street Cred: Excellent fielder, solid contact skills at the plate, surprising power in the minors, does a lot of things well
Fatal Flaw: Doesn't do anything exceptionally, lacks huge upside
Verdict: Field makes a very serious run at the MLB job, but spends 2012 at AAA
The One
Name: Nolan Arenado
Codename: A Adrenal Noon
Relationship Status: 3 options
Street Cred: Elite contact skills, great make-up, tore up the Arizona Fall League, definite star potential
Fatal Flaw: Hasn't played above High A, he's pretty slow
Verdict: 3rd baseman of the future...emphasis on future
So to recap, I see the Rockies' bench on Opening Day 2012 consisting of Giambi, Rosario, Blackmon, Nelson, and Pacheco.
Los Links!
Grant Brisbee writes that Colorado's off-season additions make the Ubaldo trade look suspicious for Cleveland.
Tom Verducci writes about the Rockies' veteran additions this off-season.
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I kind of agree that Ubaldos trade was suspicious, but then at the same time that theory doesn’t allow a plan to be fluid. I think that they saw that Ubaldo failed to build on his 2010 season, was now growing in terms of his maturity, and saw an opportunity to sell at a time when the team was not performing to expectations.
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<3 anagrams
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 7:28 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
I agree with your fivesome right now.
though really, the Nelson spot is totally completely up for grabs and will be determined by ST play
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
Pretty much
I coiuld see Nelson, Herrera, LeMahieu, Field, or EY2 taking that spot with a great spring.
Although baseball is full of teams suffering setbacks, it’s also full teams overcoming them. All I ask is for the Rockies to be defined by the latter category.
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 AM MST up reply actions
I don't see any way EY2 make sthis team
Unless we have a slew of injuries in spring. That ship has sailed
But who else can play Left Field?!
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by UZ on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
how dare you
Trolling the Offseason: Starring Jamie Moyer, Directed by Dan O'Dowd, with Executive Producers Dick and Charlie Monfort
#Band
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM MST up reply actions
#IHopeToddShavesYouOff
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Get well soon Juan.
by Thnikkaman on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM MST up reply actions 3 recs
The Goatee has a sad.
At Cracker Barrel.
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM MST up reply actions
The Goatee is on the bathroom floor
At Cracker Barrel
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Soaked in gravy
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Actually, they will use it as seasoning for their next batch of gravy.
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Get well soon Juan.
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I wouldn't call what EY2 did "playing left field"
Dinger had a better feel for that position
by Roxfan24 on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
C'mon, be fair
Dinger’s much wider, so he has an easier time stopping the ball before it rolls to the fence.
by volduck on Jan 25, 2012 3:55 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Good piece of work
I think your analysis is spot on, with only ST injuries changing it dramatically.
Point of emphasis: how much more flexibility would the Rockies’ reserves have if Giambi’s slot was open? Lots. Can’t he just fake injury and rehab/coach/counsel/strength-train until the roster expands in Sept.?
At one time, his mentoring & clubhouse culture contributions had considerable value. Since we accumulated the “Clubhouse Culture Hall of Fame” in the off-season, that aspect of Giambi’s presence is much less needed. Sorry, beating a dead horse I know, but this roster decision still bugs me.
I agree as well
Though like Maris, there’s one spot in particular that doesn’t make sense to me.
For me the biggest problem with this slate of bench players is not that we would only be carrying 4 outfielders, but that one of those OFs is probably going to be spending a considerable amount of time at 1B. So unless we’re willing to trot Nelson or Pacheco or Casey Blake out to LF on occasion, we’re sort of carrying 3.5 OFs. Maybe that’s not a big deal, since Wheeler, Colvin and others will only be 60 miles away – but it could become an issue at times.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 AM MST up reply actions
Better Code Names for EYJr.
Ricer Gun Joy
Rec Go Injury
Cure Ring Joy
Corny Rue Jig
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Nothing is better than You Cringe
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by SDcat09 on Jan 25, 2012 10:22 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
You Cringe isn't a true anagram though.
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Get well soon Juan.
You Cringe Jr. ?
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM MST up reply actions
Jyour cringe
You have to say it with an accent
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
Well just like EY stealing
it’s a little short
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by SDcat09 on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm willing to let it slide
You Cringe is just too perfect
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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 10:57 AM MST up reply actions
Poor EY
Love the guy and have such hope for him, but it is really too perfect
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EY's attitude
in a more talented body would be an awesome baseball player. Hard to complain about what he gave to the team, 100%. Just limited by his natural skill set. Going to miss him.
We just dropped half the roster, most of whom would still be here if they brought it like EY.
I would rather have a less skilled player who came to play than a talented one who doesn’t work to get the most from their skills. Well, actually I want talented players who work to make the most of their skills, because we tried it the other way and it didn’t work out.
by Larry Walker on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM MST up reply actions
Nolan Arenado vs Anthony Rendon prospect smackdown at FakeTeams
http://www.faketeams.com/2012/1/25/2731445/minor-league-prospect-comparison-arenado-vs-rendon
writer Craig Goldstein (not Kevin) chooses Rendon by a slight margin
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 AM MST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
The fact that Arenado is being compared to the potential first overall selection in last year’s ridiculous draft is already very high praise.
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N. Arenado and A. Rendon are one letter away from being anagrammatic.
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by biondino on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Anthony Renaudo wants in on this action
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
this is wonderful
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
Not only compared to
but possibly even favored. It’s getting harder and harder to temper expectations when I know what he could become.
adding a 4-6 WAR 3B to Tulo and Cargo's prime would go a long way towards making
this team nasty
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
solid 3,4,5 hitter for 4 some years would be awesome
I just hate putting so much expecation into a kid who hasn’t played higher than A ball
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 AM MST up reply actions
I hate it too
And I know there is a ton of risk still there. But, man, Arenado right now has no set upside. There is almost no telling how far he can go.
Brandon Wood had a really high ceiling as well…i mean he really has a chance of making the roster too if he has an amazing spring training.
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 AM MST up reply actions
Arenado would do the teams HAR no end of good, too
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So did Evan Longoria (high ceiling)
My fingers are crossed that Arenado goes the Longo way instead of the Wood way
2012 has to be a better year. Doesn't it?
The reason Arenado is different is his K rates at his age
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
Mila?
I mean even if she were terrible at any and all IF/OF spots, she’d stretch the uniform out in all the right places.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
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depends on what you mean by uniform
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM MST up reply actions
You'd probably not want me to expand on this thought.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
twms
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don't know that one.
and may I apologize fo at first reading that as “twins?” /chuckle.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
same here
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM MST up reply actions
(that's what mila said)
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gotcha.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
Oh and "Lock Chamberlan" might be the best code name ever.
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Get well soon Juan.
Blackmon had the best anagram name of the lot -- many to choose from
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what about my main man Andrew Brown as an OF candidate?!?!?
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The jury link was great.
Along the same lines, what is the story with LeMahieu? I had been under the impression that he was losing his “prospect” tag in a similar fashion to Nelson, but if he really has elite contact would he be better than some of our other 2B candidates of the future?
LeMahieu seems like an ideal guy to use to keep a seat warm. His biggest asset right now looks like it’s his ability to not be a real liability. He has a high contact rate, and the pessimistic ZiPS pegged him to hit .300 next season. That being said he doesn’t walk enough or hit for enough power to really be ‘the guy’ at 2b. His defense is also average.
That being said, it’s always possible that he could grow in an area – defensively, or maybe in the power department to make us reconsider…
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I want him in AAA next year. The Cubs rushed him through their system, and he did okay until the last couple of steps despite not getting a great chance to grow.
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Amazingly, we're in pretty good shape at 2B heading into the future...
We have Scutaro this year who should easily outplay Mark Ellis and then a progression of DJ, Rutledge, and Story. Plus, maybe Chris Nelson gets it going on and there’s even Thomas Field as a backup. I mean, I know prospects are just hopes and dreams but considering how much we hated our options at second before, (at least I did) now I’m looking for my shades.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
I remember thinking this, back when the names were Barmes, Nix, Young, Gomez and Wimberly
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
Barmes was pretty good that year
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Yeah
It’s too bad the Rockies just weren’t willing to pay him :-(
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM MST up reply actions
I just realized
You might have to read yesterday’s RP comments AND listen to the KOA Rockies show from Monday night to get this
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM MST up reply actions
I was confused
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
This guy called in
And was angry that this offseason was “more of the same,” because we haven’t signed an inning eater yet, and then went off on an unrelated tirade about how angry he is that we don’t have Barmes anymore… according to him the main reason he’s gone is that “the Rockies didn’t want to pay up for him.”
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM MST up reply actions
Oh, no question...
But this time, it’ll be different, I tells ya…
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
So if you were really going for it would you rather have Prince for 214 million?
or spend 207 million on..
Jose Reyes (106 Million)
CJ Wilson (77.5 Million)
Carlos Pena (7.25 Million)
Ryan Madson (8.5 Million)
Roy Oswalt (8-9 Million)
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by TomCat009 on Jan 25, 2012 9:59 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
Hell throw in Carlos Beltran 2/26 and really go crazy
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If this Fielder deal means they’re going to start charging me more than $5 bucks for my Hot-N-Ready Little Caesar’s Pizza, I’m going to be really upset.
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by Franchise26 on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 AM MST up reply actions
Gonna be $5.05 now
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jan 25, 2012 10:08 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
That Hot-N-Ready Little Caesar's Pizza
Isn’t worth the flour that the dough is made with. $5 is already an overcharge.
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Get well soon Juan.
Prince has a sad.
At Little Caesar’s.
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM MST up reply actions
Well, sorry I don’t live in a city with better pizza options, Mr. High-And-Mighty with your Papa John’s and your Pudge Brotherses.
(In seriousness, Little Caesar’s is just fine, thank you. Miles better than Domino’s and Pizza Hut, anyway.)
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by Franchise26 on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM MST up reply actions
Some Papa Johns offer a similar walk in deal
You can get a $5.00 pizza medium and a liter of coke for like $2.
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$2 bucks is an overpay for that liter.
Safeway will do it for a buck-and-a-half. I am a recovering Coke addict and sometimes still get tempted.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
can't you get a 2 liter for $1.5 at safeway?
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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM MST up reply actions
Yeah, i could but I'm a recovering addict.
Doc says my next 2 liter might kill me. I had to hit rock bottom, only I could help myself, etc.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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NSFW
Sorry but your soda addiction puts a new spin on that Bob Saget Half Baked scene
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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM MST up reply actions
Ok, that was funny.
And no, no, I never would’ve taken my addiction that far.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
It might be less. I can't remember
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safeway
ew
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Mine's pretty glam...
They’ve tried to ‘Whole Foods" it. The produce is better than King Soop’s.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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They are
On average, nicer than the King Soops, but it seems like there’s a 20-30 cent markup on EVERYTHING in the store when compared to King Soopers.
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM MST up reply actions
where do you live?
the one near my house off 287 and arapahoe is terrible, as is the one off lowell and 144th… i’ll go to king soopers any day over safeway
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The UnSafeway at 20th and park is one of the worst grocery stores I've ever been in
But the newer Safeways across the city are all pretty Whole Foodsish
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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM MST up reply actions
That's a scary, scary place.
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM MST up reply actions
The King's at the Parkway at night...
Gives it a run for it’s money. The “Queen” Sooper’s used to be kind of dirty and there was that brutal killing (and rape) there but its bad reputation was a little overblown.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
*its money.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
The Parkway Taco Bell is super scary too.
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:45 PM MST up reply actions
Don't doubt that for a second.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
I love that everyone knows the UnSafeway
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Mine's at Leets and Quebec.
More than my fair share of Indians use it so there is even a small stock of curries and chutneys.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
And props to the Monaco King's which is also a peach.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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I would have agreed with you 10 years ago
But little Caesers has been on the decline, and Dominoes has gotten much better. In fact, the garlic crust at Dominoes reminds me of the garlic crust that I loved at Little Caesars when I was a kid.
And when you can carry out a 3 topping large at Dominoes for $8, that wins in my book .
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Get well soon Juan.
I haven't had a Dominoes or Little Cesaer's in almost 20 years.
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM MST up reply actions
+1
Unless somebody slipped me some at some corporate event.
Add Pizza: Pudge Bros. does a two-for-one large or Monster (4 toppings) deal on Mondays and Tuesdays. Participating stores only, I think but it’s a hell of a deal. I’m not affiliated, just saying is all.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
I've really been impressed with Domino's veggie pizza on a thin crust.
Its worth trying.
When I want high quality pizza, we have a place called Thomasos that makes an excellent pie.
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Get well soon Juan.
Prince by the end of the deal?

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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 PM MST up reply actions
He'll need his own bench!
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM MST up reply actions
oh good call
I didn’t even notice his handedness. Whoever shopped it should have just mirrored it.
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i still can't believe how many years prince got
its about the AAV that I expected him to get (its pretty much the same as AGon or Tex) but I figured it would be like a 5 year deal.
Has Washington’s offer been leaked yet?
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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 AM MST up reply actions
well he was 4 years younger than Pujols
but nowhere near the player
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Not that simple.
You can’t just take the entirety of Prince’s contract and take others’ contract that add up to that (ballpark) figure. You have to look at the amount he’d make per year..
I get your point , just pointing it out
MOYER IS OUR SAVIOR
@DylanZable
by CentralCaliRox on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM MST up reply actions
Right what I am saying is that
10 million to Reyes, 10 Million to Wilson 8 million to madson, 8 Million to Oswalt, and 7.5 for Pena in 2012 would have been 5 million more than their payroll in 2011. and you get 20 millon to spend next year
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
it would have given them a 6WAR SS that would allow them to move Peralta to 3B
where he is a good defender, a pitcher who has been worth 10.5 WAR over the last two years, a dominant reliever in madson, Oswalt who is a bit of a gamble(or beltran for 4 million more) who still pitched like a 3-4 starter but in 2010 had 4.7 WAR and lead MLB in WHIP and a good defensive 1B with a 122 career wRC+. that adds 18+ WAR for 43.5 million or 20 War for 45 million in 2012 and you could probably move Delmon Young(6.75 million) and Porcello(3 mil) to recoup 10 milion of that so add 20 WAR for 35 million and your lineup is
C Avila
1B Miggy
2B Rayburn
3B Peralta
SS Reyes
RF Beltran
CF Austin
LF Boesch
DH Pena
SP Verlander
SP CJ WIlson
SP Scherzer
SP Oswalt
SP Turner
RP Coke
RP Dotel
RP Benoit
RP Schlereth
RP Madson
CL Valverde
or you can pay 24.5 million AAV until 2020 for a 5’11" 275LB 1B who had 5.5 WAR
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Sorry Oswalt should be replaced by Fister in that lineup
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
it's unrealistic to project reyes for 6 WAR
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it's also not unrealistic to think cj wilson
is about to crash down to earth
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Fair points both but my even if Wilson is a 4WAR SP and Reyes is a 4WAR
they are better than the 5.5 WAR Fielder can offer. If the Tigers also dump Valverde then the Budget is the same, care to bet that my lineup their isn’t better than one that features Miggy@3B, Delmon Young and Rick Porcello?
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
maybe
lots of discussion over on FG right now about miggy playing 3rd; if he can be anything less than the worst season in history, the positional change will make him easy MVP. as terrible as delmon young is, he can be reasonably productive if he’s DHing instead of butchering in the field
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Delmon Young had an 88 wRC+ last year
he is not good
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
He is valuable in 5x5 roto and nowhere else
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
101 after he was traded
and 120 in 2010
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97 for his career not a good DH
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
you can't just throw out a guy's career wRC+ and call it there
there’s more to it than that, remember the ZiPS discussion the other day?
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I could throw his 4.2% career walk rate
or his .140 career ISO, if you want Clint Barmes to be your DH have at it
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
i'm not saying he'll be great
just that they could do worse
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Yes they could pay him 6.75 million to play LF
behind Miggy at 3B
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Wilson is going to turn into Rockies Mike Hampton post ASB, just watch
"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"
Luftfeuchtigkeitsregler über alles.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
His move from a hitters paradise to a pitchers park may disagree
2011
Home 3.69 ERA 102 innings 1.23 WHIP
Road 2.31 ERA 121 innings 1.146 WHIP
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
but now he has to face texas
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not very often
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
that depends on how the schedule falls
but he could very well end up with 4-5 starts against his former team
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the most starts he had against any non division opponent in 2011
was 3 against the Rays everyone else was 2 or less so 4-5 against Texas seems unlikely
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
but texas is in the division
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he had 6 against anaheim last year, 6 against oakland, and 4 against seattle
he’ll definitely have at least 4 against texas
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what was weird abou my line of argument was I was still
arguing that Wilson would do well in Detroit in the lineup I posted above, you were arguing about LAA in either case I think he will be fine
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Fair enough
although CJ is not the LAA ace so they would try to time Weaver and Haren more
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Prince.
Love that guy!
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
This a joke that PurpleRain is allowed to make and no-one else
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Wasn't a joke and I didn't catch the ref until you made it.
I would honestly take Fielder @ (gulp!) $214 mil than alla them other guyz.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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I was say Toronto with a huge hole at 1B I might consider it(would still pass)
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
I've been to Milwaukee and seen him play live...
Awesome light-tower power and all the fans say he’s a really cool guy.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
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i kinda feel bad for milwaukee
more so than the other teams to lose their big free agents; especially with braun’s suspension not being appealed yet
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i kinda feel bad for cincy, now, absolutely zero chance for keeping votto
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM MST up reply actions
they took a calculated risk, though
they’re going all in for these last two years they have him
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Agreed
At least St Louis had a shot at keeping Albert.
by The Toddfather's Goatee on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM MST up reply actions
no pity for Braun part though
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM MST up reply actions
Not for Braun...
But Wisconsin folk’s good people and they deserve better. They really are a great baseball crowd, Go, if you’ve never been.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
who the hell is jaime hoffman?
I don’t place that name at all. Is he a waiver acquisition?
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I kept thinking it was z really
tall scrappy 2b that uses Hell’s Bells as his walkup music.
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Where is Brandon Wood?
Doesn’t he have a chance?
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Players That Jeff Doesn't Think Have A Shot
Name: Brandon Wood
Codename: Bad Word Noon
Relationship Status: No Options
Street Cred: He was the 2006 #3 prospect in all of baseball accoring to Baseball America, hit a grand slam off Manny Corpas once.
Fatal Flaw: He finished that season with a .146 batting avergae, has a career .225 OBP in 751 PA’s, and the Pittsburgh Pirates didn’t think he was worth resigning.
Verdict: Jeff’s correct
Although baseball is full of teams suffering setbacks, it’s also full teams overcoming them. All I ask is for the Rockies to be defined by the latter category.
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM MST up reply actions
adjusted codename: No! No! Bad Word!
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM MST via Android app up reply actions
I like it
Although baseball is full of teams suffering setbacks, it’s also full teams overcoming them. All I ask is for the Rockies to be defined by the latter category.
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM MST up reply actions
wood is on a minor league deal right?
he’s not even part of the 40 man
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by purplesocks on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM MST up reply actions
Correct
Although baseball is full of teams suffering setbacks, it’s also full teams overcoming them. All I ask is for the Rockies to be defined by the latter category.
by RhodeIslandRoxfan on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM MST up reply actions
hit a grand slam off Manny Corpas once.
You say that like it’s impressive
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or unusual
The off-season sucks.
That is all.
by DAWNMARIE01 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM MST up reply actions
It is the only grand slam that Corpas has given up in his career.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions
he's gotta be pretty far down the depth chart
blake, arenado, nelson, lemahieuaauiauaiuuiuaa, pacheco
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so your saying theres a chance?
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 11:43 AM MST up reply actions
depends on what you mean by chance
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- 3 prospects in baseball, will always be given a chance
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM MST up reply actions
There was a much better chance before we signed Casey Blake.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions
Yes, another Top Gear fan!
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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James May, is that you?
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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Naturally, I did the job properly...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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When I was going to work, I thought, "Crap I forgot about Brandon Wood"
But I would have written pretty much what RIRF wrote
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it’s formerly because I don’t remember my password or the bs email I used to get my account.
ANYWHO… Props to SDcat for using #acquirealltheyoungarms legitimately in a thread on Denver Stiffs.
by Purple Row Troll on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM MST reply actions
haha i noticed that
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM MST up reply actions
or, I did what made sense when I signed up and connected w/ my yahoo id.
which apparently is the case.
whoops.
by Purple Row Troll on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM MST up reply actions
you look like the poster currently known as Purple Row Troll to me
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Heh. It just seemed like the right thing to do.
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Saw that on Twitter as well.
Does that mean he informed me also?
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Get well soon Juan.
Somebody in this org damn well better...
And now, who will step up and rock a Ron Swanson?

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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
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no, you eavesdropped
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
1:30 PM
Not one mention of a tv show nor the Astros.
You folks are slacking off today.
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I always liked Astro from the Jetsons
Is that better?
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Get well soon Juan.
Whoa HIVEMIND!
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The new guy says he's open to a uniform change and even a team name change...
For the ’Stros.
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
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We hit that a couple days ago.
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If you were RIRF, you woul've included a link...
I mean, not to call you out but…
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Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
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And we did mention Top Gear...
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Quite.
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I will not support your laziness.
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posted a list of the Top 100 College Draft Prospects
The 2012 class is definitely a lot weaker than last year’s.
In my opinion, there’s a pretty severe talent deficit in our system at 1B, and Helton’s career is coming to an end soon. Just want to get your opinions: for our first round pick, do we draft to fill this need with a college bat (maybe Victor Roache) or do we stick with the BPA strategy we’ve turned to over the past couple of years? I almost always say BPA, but the lack of 1B options outside of guys who don’t currently play the position is really concerning.
I don’t think in baseball you can ever draft to fill a need, unless there is a clear cut, close to a sure thing in 2 years prospect available
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 PM MST up reply actions
That's a good merger.
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haha kinda realized that while i was typing it
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM MST up reply actions
And Roache might be that.
Wouldn’t be a terrible pick at all.
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Well college position players are usually fairly projectable, especially if they're ranked
among the Top 10 in the country.
It’s just that there will also be some really high upside HS pitchers available at that spot too.
Sounds like Todd Helton to me
or maybe Tulowitzki since we’re discussing more recent Rockies drafts
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I read a couple of way too early mocks, maybe 4 or 5, and I think 2 of them had us picking Victor Roache. I can’t say he’s my fav prospect, and I doubt the org drafts him since they seem to be moving away from potential big power, big k guys, but man when you see a guy that’s built like him you’re definitely intrigued about his future in baseball.
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FWIW, Kyle Parker was that kind of guy
But I think you’re right based on how the ML roster is being constructed right now
Consider how many top 1B prospects all changed hands in the last 500 days
Rizzo(twice), Smoak, Montero, Alonso, Brandon Allen it seems like blowing a top 10 pick on a meh 1B would be a reach
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Well, you probably do pitchers/middle infielders/catchers first...
but Roache looks more legit than just meh, he could really end up hitting for power and average. #batspeed.
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Not saying he is bad
just saying that i would wan’t someone more athletic than a college 1B.
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I'd take a legit bat over athleticism at first base, me.
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not saying you shouldn't
but College 1B usually become DH types
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Bullpen Banter's scouting report seemed to indicate Roache was just athletic enough not to make that happen.
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Well i don't get to choose anyway or our left side of the IF would
have been solidified 3 years ago
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Any thoughts on Christian Walker from South Carolina?
Looks legit from what I’ve seen of him.
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No more 1st round picks
with first name of Christian or Chris. Bad track records.
2012 has to be a better year. Doesn't it?
However...
We had a guy called Walker in here who was kind of a big deal.
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?
who?
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Jason Giambi for player-manager in 2012!
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#33?
since when did patrick roy play for the rockies?
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by Thnikkaman on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
You ever see the split Rockies/Aves 33 jersey
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yup
ive seen it a couple times at games, never really sure what to think about it
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My blerg
I said no No. 1 picks named Chris or Christian
since 1993 said it was OK if his last name was Walker.
I said only if he’s Canadian.
2012 has to be a better year. Doesn't it?
I think you missed the
“aboot”
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I was just sitting on a chesterfield the other day when I needed to use the washroom...
but there was a line-up, eh, and i had to use the one in Tim Horton’s. Beauty!
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Glad to see someone else is on side.
if you need one, there’s a bank machine near the parkade.
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Does Bryce Harper sniff the bigs this year?
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I bet he does.
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i mean he had a good year last year, but its not like he was “tearing” it up
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM MST up reply actions
You don't think a .318/.423/.554 in A ball as an 18 yo is tearing it up?
an 18 yo who sniffs AA is tearing it up
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look it was a good line, but its not tearing it up, i dont care what his age is when it comes to stats
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM MST up reply actions
i dont care what his age is when it comes to stats
Then you’re doing it wrong.
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by Muzia on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
so a guy can be 30 and hitting .500 but it wont matter because hes 30? or you can be 13 and hitting .100 in A ball but its good?
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM MST up reply actions
No?
Look at Corey Dickerson in Asheville and compare him to Nolan Arenado.
Now tell me who is the better prospect.
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so he can use the age excuse until hes like 27 then or something?
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM MST up reply actions
im kidding
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM MST up reply actions
yes if you are 13 batting .100 in A ball it means that you can make contact
against guys who are eight years older than you.
Bryce Harper’s final month in the SAL included a 455/.600/.636 line a 26.7BB% and a 43 LD% against guys who on average were 3.5 years older than him. His first month in AA he had a .238/.300/.325 but it came with a strong 8.9B%, the next month he posted a .292/.375/.521 with a 12.5BB% and 23LD% against guys who were on average 6.5 years older than him.
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guys in AA are on Average 24.5 years old? wow
one time in Sept/Oct Tulo had a line of 303/366 /754
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM MST up reply actions
yep the eastern league averages 24.3
http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/league.cgi?year=2011
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i figured aa would be younger
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM MST up reply actions
I'd guess that it is...
I suspect that the distribution is skewed right. A handful of older guys likely pull the mean higher than the median. Though I don’t know that for certain.
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That is mostly AAA where the average is almost 27
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There's a really good Randy Newman song I was going to use to repond to this.
Alas, I cannot find a recording of it to link to.
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sure you care what his age is
Mike Stanton had a 293/.381/.611 in the Sally. Kent Mathes had a .334/.378/.642 line one level higher, age is the reason why Mathes won’t be with us this year while Stanton finished the next year after his Sally run in MLB.
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obviously its very impressive hes 18 and hitting .254 in AA, but still in terms of .300 being the baseball success rate, its not exactly blowing the competition out of the water
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM MST up reply actions
he’s playing against competition 3-6 years older than he is….
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yes thats why its impressive, but again he wasnt like blowing shit up is all my point really is. Starlin Castro was playing against guys 2-15 years older than he was last year?
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM MST up reply actions
He had a .967 OPS in AA as an 18 year old.
What, pray tell, is your definition of “blowing shit up”?
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baseball reference says .724 level AA in Harrisburg
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM MST up reply actions
I give up.
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by Muzia on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
well i was going on those stats, is that wrong? judging by those stats its not like he was mvp of the league or something
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM MST up reply actions
Look at Mike Stanton's first turn in AA one year older than
Harper .231/.312/.455 over a whole season, the next year as a 20yo in AA he hit .313/.442/.729 and finished the season in MLB
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First Inning shows him having a tough time with contact
in July but coming back strong in August.
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No kidding. I'd put that in my dictionary.
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.256 sorry
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM MST up reply actions
this is 2012
hitting .300 is not what we judge success or failure by anymore
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Not to mention ..
After an adjustment period he started hitting quite well in AA and went on to play very well in the AFL (SSS of course).
yeah a .292/.375/.521 in August in AA with a 12.5 BB% is freaky for a kid
who should have been headed of too college.
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I actually read somewhere that the Nats FO
is planning to have him start OD…I can’t find the link right now though.
wow, that would be impressive, FOR A KID BORIN IN 92. Holy crap
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:37 PM MST up reply actions
late in 1992
he would be 19 for the whole season
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FanGraphs Article on predicting his PA's for 2012
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM MST up reply actions
FanGraphs Article on Bryce Harper predictions
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by waterboy31321 on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM MST up reply actions
Edwin Jacksons demands supposedly lowered
im Bowden of ESPN.com and MLB Network Radio on Sirius XM reports that the Red Sox have also made an offer to Edwin Jackson and prefer him to Roy Oswalt.
Interesting. Jackson obviously doesn’t have the resume of Oswalt, but he is nearly six years younger and doesn’t have a nagging back condition. He has also thrown at least 199 1/3 innings in each of the past three seasons. While Jackson originally hoped to find a five-year contract valued at around $15 million per season, Ken Rosenthal of FOXSports.com reported earlier this week that it’s “possible” he could accept a one-year deal.
Supposedly “possible” that he could sign a one year deal? That would be ideal for whatever team signs him, since that would increase their chances for being able to trade him at this years deadline.
For a guy who's pretty good...
He HAS to be pretty fed up with those one-year deals.
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So if you are Toronto you have to sell the farm to get Votto in trade next offseason right?
if they do that Bautista and Votto pass Prince/Cabrera as the #1 3/4 in baseball right? If Colby Rasmus can return to 2009 form or better that team is a little pitching away from dominance.
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Votto is Canadian right? He’ll sign with Toronto when he hits FA.
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Or you pull an AGonz and don't leave it to chance.
Toronto has a pretty deep prospect list.
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not to mention that AGonz probably left money on the table to sign there
and that even guys like Matt Holliday re-upped with the same team
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In the World According to Woody Paige, yes
That’s why I get to watch Roy Halladay every 5th day at Coors Field – because everybody wants to return to their hometown team.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM MST up reply actions
For Canadians, it might be a little more poigniant, eh?
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smartass
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Maybe, maybe not
I just don’t think ballplayers ache to return to their hometowns as much as fans and the media tend to suggest. Having won an MVP for the Reds, Votto is probably more beloved in Cincinnati than he would be in Toronto. Toronto isn’t as indifferent to the Jays as Montreal was to the Expos, but it’s still not exactly the hottest topic around.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 2:30 PM MST up reply actions
Montreal was at one time, a good baseball town.
at least back in the old Jarry Park/Parc Jarry days.
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Yes I agree with you
and it might have stayed that way, if the strike hadn’t killed their best team ever and started the franchise down a death spiral.
Toronto’s an “OK” baseball town because the Make Beliefs and Raptors have sucked for years and the Jays are interesting by comparison, but the Rogers Centre isn’t exactly an electric baseball atmosphere.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM MST up reply actions
It is if you get a Mr. Sub and...
you can watch people having sex in that hotel.
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Or a Nanaimo bar, anyway.
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If it were in Bangkok...
it would be more like a tuk tuk.
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little different for votto and toronto
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because their home park would not destroy his value?
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it would probably help his value even
and he’d get to play with jose freaking bautista, while halladay would get to pitch along with… jhoulys chacin.
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Toronto's a very cool city
I get sent there fairly often, and always enjoy it. But I have no idea whether Joey Votto prefers playing there to playing in Cincinnati, or anywhere else for that matter. Just because Toronto only produces a handful of MLB players, it doesn’t mean those guys are clamoring to go back there any more than Tulo wants to go back to Northern California or Dexter want to go back to Atlanta. People move on.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM MST up reply actions
It's not as cold as Winnepeg...
and like Marge exclaimed: “Everything is so clean and bland!”
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Marge was describing Toronto as clean.
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It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
I always prefered Moose Jaw
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Give me Saskatoon!
In Saskatchewan, they say, you can watch your dog run away for three days. #flatland
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
Regina
"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"
Luftfeuchtigkeitsregler über alles.
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the city that rhymes with
fun
Is it April yet?
by Rosenort on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Neil Young would like a word.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
I always enjoyed Winnipeg...
I went to college in Fargo (NDSU Bison 1AA champs! YEAH!) and we’d go up to Winnipeg as minors to drink. Back then the exchange rate was really favorable and $250 would turn into like $400.
And beers were still only C$2.50. It was pretty gangster. I got in a cab to go back to the hotel one night and was told it would be a C$10 fare, so I snapped a $5 in front of him and said:
“I’ll give you five, AMERICAN.”
And he took it. Yep, I was a dick back then too.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
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Fargo?
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Did I hear NoDak St. is playing CSU next year?
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM MST up reply actions
Yes
and CSU should not consider this a gimmie. We have a 5-3 record against “BCS Level Teams” all time. Minnesota won’t schedule us anymore. We’re 2-1 against them since moving up to 1-AA
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
against "BCS Level Teams"
Yeah but this is CSU
by MileHighHawkeye on Jan 25, 2012 5:11 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah yeah...
What I’m saying is “Formerly 1A”
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
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I've heard
I had the “good” fortune to be on a CU board being trolled by a rabid bison the other day…. lol
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:22 PM MST up reply actions
Why?
Because Buffalo live in Africa?
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
I assume because there's nothing else to do in Fargo...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:32 PM MST up reply actions
Believe it or not...
Fargo’s actually a pretty cool town. The weather and topography suck, but the town is cool. And it’s probably about 3x the size of Ft. Collins or Boulder.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Hard for me to think of the town
without thinking of the movie. And woodchippers.
Die-hard Rockies fan since seven years after Jamie Moyer's MLB debut.
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@Paul_Franz
My blerg
Except...
That the movie in almost it’s entirety took place in Minnesota.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Their fans also win the award for being biggest a-holes on the planet
Jason Giambi for player-manager in 2012!
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Don't judge them all by j-dub...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM MST up reply actions
Whose fans?
CSU, UM or NDSU?
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Yes
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM MST up reply actions
If our fans our the biggest a-holes on the planet
it’s because we’re going to revel in beating an upper level team that schedules us as a “cupcake” and automatic W…which is not the case for our program.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
cj wilson signed with anaheim for pennies compared to marlins
absolute irrefutable proof
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But Todd Helton found a little piece of Tennessee
right here in Thornton, Colorado , – it’s called Cracker Barrel – and lived happily every after.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM MST up reply actions
Todd likes it here
because he can go huntin.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Walker said he would have taken any Arb offer Montreal made if it meant
staying, but they didn’t even do that.
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Votto might really, really, really want to move back to Toronto
If he does, good for him. I just wouldn’t make that assumption because he’s Canadian.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM MST up reply actions
And you might still be able to watch people having sex in that SkyDome hotel...
yeah, hitting in front of Bautista would be a bigger draw.
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A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
they have had such unbelievably bad draft luck
like we think we’ve had it bad, we at least got tulo
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and we have had some nice 2-3 rounders like Ianneta and Smith
they got McCutchen in the Tulo draft(imagine if TB had taken someone good rather than Wade Townsend or Tim Beckam like maybe Mccutchen and Posey) but that is it
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Marisnick and Gose are getting a lot of love too
so locking up for 7-8 years there would be pretty nice
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Well if the shoe fits...
poor Pirates with Posey, Weeks, Hosmer, Smoak and Lawrie on the board they take Alvarez
"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides
Nolan Arenado to Emerge?
Blurb from Kevin Goldsteinon espn insider on prospects who may emerge:
http://insider.espn.go.com/mlb/hotstove11/story/_/id/7501504/danny-hultzen-tanner-scheppers-other-prospects-stocks-rose-winter-ball-mlb?eleven=twelve
On NA:
Nolan Arenado, 3B, Colorado Rockies
Coming off a year in which he led the minor leagues with 122 RBIs while batting .298/.349/.497 at high-A Modesto, it would be hard for Arenado to up his stock much. But the 2009 second-round pick did just that by earning Arizona Fall League MVP honors, hitting .388/.423/.636 in 29 games.
However, it’s not his bat that surprises scouts as much as his glove, as he’s improved his conditioning and worked hard on his defense, transforming from a player most thought would move to first to one who can stick at the hot corner. The Ian Stewart trade cleared his path to Colorado, which could be complete by the end of the season.
nothing new, but there ya have it.
I can't believe NA is screwing us by not moving to 1B to replace Todd
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seriously
what a douche
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KG also did his breakout prospects
Maybe he can play 1st:
Dillon Thomas, OF, Colorado Rockies
Scouts had trouble wrapping their heads around Thomas this spring. Nothing about him is pretty, including his swing, but he was a huge performer on the highly competitive Houston high school circuit. After being taken in the fourth round of the draft, he hit .328/.361/.414 in 15 games for Casper in the rookie-level Pioneer League.
He doesn’t run well, he’s limited defensively, but the hit tool is the one that trumps all, and Thomas has it.
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Criteria
Here are 10 players, not taken in the first round or given a greatly over-slot bonus, who are poised to break out in 2012 and become familiar to fans everywhere.
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Was there a time when dancers with their fiddles
In children’s circuses coul stay their troubles?
There was a time they could cry over books,
But time has set its maggot on their track.
Under the arc of the sky they are unsafe.
What’s never known is safest in this life.
Under the skysigns they who have no arms
Have cleanest hands, and, as the heartless ghost
Alone’s unhurt, so the blind man sees best.
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I hope Dillon Thomas succeeds solely for the poetic allusions.
Some days, I feel like I’ve accidentally entered the Church of Tulowitzki on Baseball Easter.
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I can't wait until we draft
Samuel Coleridge, Gerard Manley Hopkins, and William Blake.
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if only we were in the AL
coleridge doesn’t really project as even a passable 1B
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.
My genial spirits fail;
And what can these avail
To lift the smothering weight from off my breast?
It were a vain endeavour,
Though I should gaze for ever
On that green light that lingers in the west :
I may not hope from outward forms to win
The passion and the life, whose fountains are within.
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Curious.
What’s your major, p?
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BA criminal justice
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Holy crap.
I would not have guessed that.
I’m going to shape up now.
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lol
um, thank you?
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I am anxiously awaiting Theodore Geisel
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM MST up reply actions
(One of my favorite papers I wrote in college was on that poem.
It was a particularly tough professor who allowed us to revise papers for better grades. That was the only one that I got an A on the first time.)
Looks like Alanna is moving on:
@TracyRingolsby: RT @ROOTSPORTS_RM: @AlannaRizzo will be joining the @MLBNetwork team. We wish her the best of luck and thank her 4 all of her great work over the past 4 years!
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by Bloynoys on Jan 25, 2012 4:51 PM MST via mobile reply actions
Sorry for the lack of blockquote
Can you blockquote from mobile?
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by Bloynoys on Jan 25, 2012 4:53 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
Here is Alanna's tweet.....
I wanted to let Twitter Nation know that I be joining the @MLBNetwork on-air team. It was an incredibly difficult decision to make as I absolutely have LOVED my job over the past 4+ years at #ROOTSPORTS_RM. Colorado is my home. The new opportunity with @MLBNetwork is an incredible one and I’m extremely excited for my next adventure. Thank you so much for your support and please keep in touch. I will forever be pulling for my hometown teams and representing CO well on the East Coast.
I’m sorry to see her go. I thought she did a good job, and her enthusiasm was appreciated.
Plus, she was easy on the eyes. I’m going to go light a candle for Charlie now. Although, it occurs to me he may have just become available to move to the east coast…. hmmmm….
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 4:57 PM MST up reply actions
Charlie will be crushed.
Good for her though. I don’t really like her that much, but she’s definitely better suited for another role besides sideline reporter.
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I thought she was generally average to good compared to the versions of her
I’ve seen for other teams.
I’d take a million Alanas before one Amy G. Good gravy, that woman is horrible.
"a million Alanna's before one Amy G"
this image does not make the decision tougher
"Some guy on the net thinks I suck, and he should know - he's got his own blog." - Nick Hornby
"Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est"
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 4:58 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
I don't think she's terrible.
She just never seemed suited for that role. It often seemed like she didn’t enjoy it that much either.
Her Rockies Insider work was a better role for her.
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I swear I'm the only that likes Alanna
She did good work before ROOT destroyed her.
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You are the "only"
that likes Alanna…
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
I've missed you so very much
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by SDcat09 on Jan 25, 2012 5:46 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
In an odd way...
I’ve kind of missed harassing you.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
No noun
for nonexistent entities.
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i thought many of us liked alanna?
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The guys think she's pretty
but I haven’t heard them say they thought she did a good job.
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She's only really average
but talking about the Rockies makes her hotter
Is it April yet?
by Rosenort on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
she looks too much like my mom for me to be attracted to her
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"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
Again.
When do we get to meet your mom?
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Your mom goes to college
/boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
I know you have this schtick ....
But did your mom not love you enough? "Cause if not, Resolution will give you a hug.
I think she does a good job
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:56 PM MST up reply actions
I don't think she's pretty.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 6:17 PM MST up reply actions
She's attractive.
But, as I’ve said, she’s more like the cutest girl in your class attractive than television attractive.
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Television attractive can barely be called attractive either.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 PM MST up reply actions
To me, if Alanna isn't attractive, than neither are most women.
But I guess that why beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I do not find most women attractive.
And many of the women I do find attractive do not seem to be found attractive by most men. Plus, I’m 90% of the way to asexual anyway. It’s not stacked up well for Alanna and my sensibilities.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM MST up reply actions
This is that argument about whether
someone can be objectively attractive or if it is all relative to the viewer.
I’d say she’s attractive though I could see how she could be unattractive to some.
My curiosity has been peaked as to your list of any well-known women that you find attractive.
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It's entirely relative.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 AM MST up reply actions
(I'm a relativist)
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 26, 2012 4:05 AM MST up reply actions
What do you mean by your class?
’Cause if you mean my class, well…
I'M SORRY I WAS EVER MAD AT YOU, ROCKIES! COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU!!
by prettyinpurple on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 PM MST up reply actions
your class
probably doesn’t have many girls to begin with though
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Count me as one who thought she did a good job.
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Is this Heaven? No...it's the Carrier Dome.
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by Paleface Destro on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
Meh.
I don’t watch TV.
I'M SORRY I WAS EVER MAD AT YOU, ROCKIES! COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU!!
by prettyinpurple on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM MST up reply actions
Does Jack Corrigan sound good looking then?
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JFK
Hahahaha
Broadcaster guys aren’t supposed to sound good-looking.
That’s why they interview players after the game.
I'M SORRY I WAS EVER MAD AT YOU, ROCKIES! COME BACK TO ME! I LOVE YOU!!
by prettyinpurple on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 PM MST up reply actions
Awwwww… you’re not very nice. (sits in the corner, sobs)
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by Franchise26 on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 PM MST up reply actions
Are you trying to say they have a face for radio?
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Better than a face for telemarketing, I suppose...
/looks in mirror
/turns away sadly
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Is this Heaven? No...it's the Carrier Dome.
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by Paleface Destro on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
She's ok.
I just didn’t think she was a good fit for sideline reporter. Unfortunately, women don’t have a lot of ways in.
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Sideline/dugout reporter is a mostly useless job, so if you go about it with some enthusiasm and add a little small smattering of personality to the broadcast, without being overbearing over annoying, you’re doing it right. Alanna did it right, I thought. If this means more Tom Helmer I’m gonna be upset.
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Memmer the post
Where I thought it was Todd Hemmer and was all proud that I yelled “you suck Todd”….
Yeah look that one up…good stuff.
almost as good as Erasure is the Key.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
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by The jDub on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I found her genuine and ernest...
Her Dominican special was really good. She has a nice way with people in an interview. And she is nice to look at. Holly’s right about Amy G. “Good Gravy” what a downhome expression!
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
Her Rockies Insider stuff is better than her sideline reporting.
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Baseball doesn't reall require a lot of sideline reporting.
Sometimes a rookie’s family is in attendance or she has some sort of observation. Remember when she was hit by foul balls like, two games in a row?
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
and the bat too, right?
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I thought Alanna was very good
A lot of the stuff ROOT made her do was insufferable fluff, but her postgame work and actual reporting were better than most.
My biggest complaint with ROOT is that they just have too damn many people on the broadcast, and everybody has to try too hard to make themselves heard. Helmer is awful and Mark Stout is even worse – he has to be somebody’s nephew.
by Northsider1964 on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM MST up reply actions
too many people is right on the money
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JFK
ROOT tinkers its broadcasters
like Tracy tinkers his lineups
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by jrockies on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 PM MST up reply actions 3 recs
Um? No? I LOVE Alanna. Wee, at least I get MLB Network at home
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by Roxman4ever on Jan 25, 2012 10:09 PM MST up reply actions
can we trade them? give them toyota talk for alana?
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Get well soon Juan.
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This would be the best trade of the entire offseason
29 today, 28 tomorrow is how many days remain until Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training. Plus, I leave tomorrow to go to Las Vegas to bowl in a professional tournament and 2 days until I start bowling
Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES.
by Roxman4ever on Jan 26, 2012 12:31 AM MST up reply actions
I'm quite happy about this.
At least, I will be until we learn her replacement is even worse.
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 4:55 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
it's that annoying peppy chick from the between-innings gimmicks at coors field
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nah
i mean, i hope not
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Jesse
or Jessie or Jessi
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jessiy
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Jesslington
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 25, 2012 6:18 PM MST up reply actions
I wish I had her girl...
We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 6:35 PM MST up reply actions
Fixed
I wish I hadherA girl…
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Sounds like you could use that hug from Resolution...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 PM MST up reply actions
Oh?
Are we handing out hugs now? I was unaware….
/gets in line.
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
You've gotta trade Andrew McCutchen (or similar quality player) for a hug
As I recall.
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My blerg
I'd give my left NUT
for Cutch…as long as it was for the ROX
Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
Metrosexual: It's like being gay, but not being into guys.
Maybe they can lure Jenny Cavnar
from the Padres. She’s from Aurora. I think she does a good job too.
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she even looks kinda like alanna
boy that’s weird
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Yep, I’m gonna sign off on Jenny Cavnar. Outstanding.
Her dad was a hell of a baseball coach. Won state titles at Smoky Hill and Regis. The Smoky Hill program hasn’t been the same since he left… that used to be the one program that could rival Creek in the Aurora/Centennial area.
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Marge Simpson?
that’d be awesome!
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
This is funny.
Nice subtlety to it.
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it’ll be nice to see her all year round on MLBN rather than half the year on ROOT
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I think she'll do well on things like...
30 Clubs in 30 Days.
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
A lot is two words. Allot can be one word but it has another meaning.
The only time you really want to use "myself" is when you are the recipient of your own action. Usually you're better off using "me."
Your is not the correct contraction of you are. The word you're looking for is you're.
It's anyway, not anyways.
But if you only remember one thing...
There are no apostrophes in plurals.
I was just gonna say..
That’s awesome. She’ll be terrific
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"
Luftfeuchtigkeitsregler über alles.
by The Lodo Magic Man on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM MST up reply actions
TTHHHHHIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are you ok?
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM MST up reply actions
nO
Colorado Rockies Players on Twitter
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PRMLB - Phillies
????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There goes all the good looking things during Rockies broadcasts :((
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by Roxman4ever on Jan 25, 2012 10:07 PM MST up reply actions
The new Rockies road uniforms
would like a word
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Uniforms have nothing to do with this. I've seen her many times in person. Much better looking in person
29 today, 28 tomorrow is how many days remain until Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training. Plus, I leave tomorrow to go to Las Vegas to bowl in a professional tournament and 2 days until I start bowling
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by Roxman4ever on Jan 25, 2012 10:12 PM MST up reply actions
But you said on broadcasts...
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ROOTs HAR just went negative...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
29 today, 28 tomorrow is how many days remain until Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training. Plus, I leave tomorrow to go to Las Vegas to bowl in a professional tournament and 2 days until I start bowling
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by Roxman4ever on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 PM MST up reply actions
OT: I just got mistakenly locked into an oil and gas plant in the middle of nowhere.
crew left for the night. this might not be a Good night’s sleep.
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM MST via Android app reply actions 3 recs
The calls are coming from inside the plant!!!!!!!!
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:30 PM MST up reply actions
Or maybe an action movie
if so, ATF should be bored for a couple hours, then start engaging in some humorous diversions (which can be set, montage style, to a catchy tune in the latest popular format) for another hour or two. About the time he succumbs to boredom and is ready to sleep (and also right after both his phone and laptop batteries expire) is when he’ll hear the first sound of the terrorists breaking into the plant.
A few harrowing hours of action herodom later, ATF will be found by the morning shift, bloodied and exhausted, but with not a living terrorist remaining in site. Wyoming, and the western hemisphere, will be saved!!!
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:48 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I like this idea almost as much
as my leftover beef pot roast, a movie and a king bed – that is now what my night will be
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 5:52 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
I call it The Fish that Saved Worland...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:57 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm actually relatively close to Worland
about 78mi away in Byron
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
You win today's RP as usual
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Were you trying to burgle them?
If not, are you now?
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well
at least you don’t have to worry about losing power
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Sounds like a lot of time for OOTP tonight.
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Seriously?
I’m thinking you should call the sheriff before someone thinks you’re like a terrorist or something
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no,
junction rox’s idea is much better
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I've found a back road out!
it required driving over a river, through the woods and past a grandmother antelope. but I’m saved!
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 5:50 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
If you leave the terrorists will win...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM MST up reply actions
#occupywyoming?
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Weld County?
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Big Horn (WY)
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
I was going toffer to bring bolt cutters if it was close, but looks like you took care of it
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I actually live in Weld County myself
but considering the county is larger than Delaware, you still might have been far off
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 11:17 PM MST via Android app up reply actions
I would have narrowed it down a bit before offering
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WELD COUNTY REPRESENT!
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......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
29 today, 28 tomorrow is how many days remain until Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training. Plus, I leave tomorrow to go to Las Vegas to bowl in a professional tournament and 2 days until I start bowling
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by Roxman4ever on Jan 25, 2012 10:14 PM MST up reply actions
JFK's Quote of the Day:
“If you’re associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don’t know if there’s something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese.” ~Mike Schmidt USA Today (March 9, 1989)
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worth it for the pic after the fold
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by Andrew T. Fisher on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM MST via Android app reply actions
That picture should be accompanied by the Sanford and Son theme song.
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Anybody watching Baseball IQ on MLB Network? Ninth inning category was “Most games played in Rockies history”. I need to get on this show…
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I was watching
Probably could’ve gotten 15 of the 20 easy
Jason Giambi for player-manager in 2012!
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Shit, I had 15 before they even threw it to commercial. Not sure I would have gotten any of the bottom five, though, other than with wild guesses. Had no idea Steve Reed pitched in that many games.
That’s a pretty cool little show, there.
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Spilly being on the list surprised me a bit
Jason Giambi for player-manager in 2012!
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I would have known Reed
would I have guessed it? Probably not
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by 2050,
the answer to that question will be jason giambi
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The florida marlins dinger machine:

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"
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by The Lodo Magic Man on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM MST reply actions
Are you kidding me?
What is this, a cheap Pea Green carnival ride?
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Pea Green would never accept anything that tacky...
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 PM MST up reply actions
I still think it's awesome. Embrace the camp, I say.
I can’t wait to see it in action (preferably not when the Rockies are playing there. Though I suppose I could accept a solo HR when we’re up by 10 or so.)
It looks like Disneyland on LSD to me.
Shibe park wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that in Centerfield.
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That's because Shibe is dead
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"When I was pitching 90's in the seventies; I never thought I'd be pitching 70's in the nineties!" Frank Tanana
Embrace the camp
That should be your sigline
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That looks like a fun
batting practice target
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Wait, it's real?
I thought it was some sort of joke!
by mkorpal on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
I just .....wow...
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More proof that Florida is the anti-San Diego
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I can't tell you how deliriously happy this thing makes me
If I’m down, I just think of the magic sparkly marlins circling around it and I’m laughing.
That it’s probably been created to hypnotize us all into accepting our alien overlords is a thought that’s crossed my mind, but I prefer not to indulge is.
Don't forget...
This thing shoots ftickin’ lasers!!!! …and makes noises!!!
I believe.
by Lost Winter on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 PM MST up reply actions
Hell yeah!
I am so glad that this thing exists. I an, however, equally glad that it does not exist at Coors.
This is precisely how I feel.
It’s like somehow the world will be a better place once that thing unleashes its full majesty on all of us.
Amen
This thing is just so…Miami.
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by Paleface Destro on Jan 26, 2012 10:38 PM MST up reply actions
I'm SO excited to see this thing in action
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by Greg Stanwood on Jan 26, 2012 4:06 AM MST up reply actions
I agree with Holly96 though
only when the Rockies are up by 10 on a solo shot
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So if a baseball is hit into it...what happens?
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It bounces round a bit, setting off lights and bells
And then gets flung back towards the mound at double speed.
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by biondino on Jan 26, 2012 4:28 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Part ballpark, part Pachinko parlour
Fully fantastic
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I literally guffawed. That's awesome
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Kroenke bidding to buy the Dodgers?
That would be interesting for a couple reasons… One as the article points out, the NFL cross ownership rules and what happens if an NFL team moves to LA. And second, with no payroll floor in MLB, how will he know where to set his payroll??
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by Junction Rox on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Come on Stan!
You are already a cheapskate! The CO teams need your money worse than you need the Dodgers!
I believe.
by Lost Winter on Jan 26, 2012 12:01 AM MST up reply actions
So
The Rangers are now favored to sign Oswalt. They are just like us, acquiring all the arms. Only difference is, they are actually good arms.
by mkorpal on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
They want arms
We only want YOUNG arms.
Jason Giambi for player-manager in 2012!
How the world will end in 2012: George of the Roses builds a Machine that Pommels everyone with La Violencia during Whiteouts.
Looks up Jamie Moyer's birthday......
Yea, Isn’t he as old as Jim Tracy?
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by Roxman4ever on Jan 26, 2012 12:32 AM MST up reply actions
He will secretly become the last player/manager.
Avalanche 2011-12 season, Mission 45 Wins.
Get well soon Juan.
Don't worry, if the Rockies somehow acquired Oswalt, he wouldn't be considered a good arm anymore.
Just an old and no longer reliable one, like Jamey Moyer. Sort of like Drew Pomeranz and Alex White are no longer top prospects, but bottom of the rotation chum now that they’re in Colorado, or Josh Outman, who’d have been a shrewd acquisition filled with foresight by Jeff Luhnow, is “a bad fit” at Coors. It’s the easiest analysis to make in baseball punditry, if the Rockies acquire a pitcher, there must be something wrong with them.
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