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Wednesday Rockpile: Do the Rockies Need a Tactical Coach?

In what was otherwise a slow day for Rockies news, David Schoenfield of ESPN's SweetSpot blog posited that Jim Tracy was at the top of the list of baseball managers on the hot seat this season. The palpable dislike of Tracy that pervades the comments (and articles) of this site and others is evidence that Tracy's fate as Rockies' manager is pretty tenuous. Here's the money quote from Schoenfield (emphasis mine):

Throw in the fact that Tracy isn't exactly regarded as a tactical genius and that GM Dan O'Dowd fired Hurdle less than two years after guiding the team to a World Series appearance, and Tracy might be on a short leash.

This is the part where we as fans come up with countless times where in our opinion Jim Tracy made a suboptimal decision that hurt Colorado's chances of winning, right? Well, just about every major league organization's fans could say the same thing about their manager. So why hasn't baseball "caught on" and hired some guys with great tactical acumen to be managers?

First of all, it's definitely important to state that the manager of a baseball team's most important duty lies in keeping his players properly motivated and focused on the field...all while managing considerable egos, figuring out how to be relevant to a cultural melting pot in the locker room, and dealing with the media as the public face of the organization. At those duties, today's MLB managers perform better than you or I.

But then there's the part of the job that they're ostensibly being paid to do, which they seem to screw up on a daily basis, and that's managing baseball games. As Ben Lindbergh of Baseball Prospectus theorizes, maybe the movement toward specialization that has led to the DH, LOOGY, and Bench Coach needs to extend to the Tactical Coach.

Who is the Tactical Coach? He (or she) is the voice of the well-read fan, urging the skipper not to sacrifice bunt or call a double steal at an inopportune moment. As Lindbergh writes:

What he found is that the worst managers may have cost their teams several wins in a single season through poor tactical decisions—namely, sac attempts, intentional walks, and low-percentage stealing. Managerial seasons that bad don’t happen very often—skippers who cost their teams several wins were the Brandon Woods of bad managing. But there were some decisions that Steven’s analysis didn’t consider: starting the best possible players, removing starting pitchers at the optimal times, replacing them with the best possible relievers, pinch-hitting, hitting and running, ordering lineups, and the like.

It's the last few items that Jim Tracy especially seems to struggle with -- and while it might not have cost Colorado a playoff berth last year, putting a AAA lineup out there seemingly every Sunday certainly didn't help matters. Nor does the fact that Coors Field's hitter friendly environment means that giving away outs on the basepaths or via a sac bunt is more damaging than anywhere else.

As Beyond the Boxscore shows, since 2002 25% of Colorado's position players who had at least 100 PAs in a season put up negative fWAR (MLB average was 20%). Some of this is on the front office (relying too much on prospects, badly misjudging veterans, talent poor farm system) and some is on bad injury luck, but the fact is that the manager of the Rockies (Clint Hurdle or Tracy) gave a large amount of playing time to sub-replacement parts.

In a league where millions are being spent to acquire that marginal win to put a team into playoff contention, why is it that a man whose tactical abilities are so obviously suspect is allowed to have so much control over in-game management? Lindbergh thinks the difference between a Jim Tracy tactician and an elite one is several wins. What if he's right? What if Jim Tracy is the Brandon Wood of MLB managers? The thought that Colorado now employs Wood and his managerial equivalent just seems harmonious in a sick way.

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In the proposed scenario, Tracy's duties off the field would remain the same, while the Tactical Coach would be brought in for any game-related scenarios, such as drafting the line-up, consulting on any calls to the bullpen, etc. It's not a new idea, but it's certainly one worth heavy consideration given what I've seen in terms of in-game tactics the last few years. Rockies, if you're reading this, I'd love to submit my application for this position.

In other news, Jorge De La Rosa is being brought along slowly from his elbow surgery. He's on a strict pace for a late May or early June start, which in baseball parlance could mean late June or even after the All-Star Break. A strong (albeit abbreviated) 2012 from De La Rosa will go a long way toward putting Colorado in the postseason.

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What is Brent Mayne doing these Days?

Dan Wilson? Brad Ausmus (in San Diego)? Would love to have Scotty Servais, but he’s running the Rangers Minor Leagues. Basically, almost any Catcher with years of playing experiece in the Majors can do this. The Catcher is the QB on the Diamond, imo. And can help out immensely in the Bullpen.
That’s why I personally think Ivan Rodriguez will be a Major League Manager within the next 10-12 years. Fluent in English/Spanish, and new how to call a Game…

by nt_eagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:52 AM MST reply actions  

I'm not so sure.

That quote from Sandy Alomar (whom I had previously thought would make a great manager) indicated a reluctance to use advanced stats. While I think catchers do have a better intuitive understanding of tactics, I would want to find one who was also open minded and willing to consider statistics and theories that went against his gut feeling.

by RoxnSox09 on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 AM MST up reply actions  

I heard Bill Cowher is available

A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves

by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 7:04 AM MST reply actions  

Can't see that...

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by nt_eagle on Feb 1, 2012 7:11 AM MST up reply actions  

It also makes it special

17 today, 16 tomorrow is how many days remain until Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training. Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES. Can't wait until fantasy starts also. This will be the 4th year for my team. The Blake St. Bombers.

by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM MST up reply actions  

Who would everybodys favorite be to replace Tracy?

I have no clue where to start

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by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 7:34 AM MST reply actions  

Any Manager not named Jim Tracy.

I secretly think that Tracy will get fired, Jamie Moyer will retire, and become our interim manager.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 7:41 AM MST up reply actions  

would you rather have Ozzie over Tracy?

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by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 7:43 AM MST up reply actions  

Ozzie Guillen?

I’d give him a season. I’m still in favor of giving Ryne Sandburg a chance.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 7:46 AM MST up reply actions  

Sandberg has paid his dues...

and is well overdue for a Big League Gig. Cubs dropped the ball on not hiring him. Dale Sveum? Ugh.

by nt_eagle on Feb 1, 2012 7:48 AM MST up reply actions  

im with ya on Sandbagger

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by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 AM MST up reply actions  

good point

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by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 AM MST up reply actions  

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

I would give Alan Trammell a shot.

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 AM MST up reply actions  

I'd go with Trammel.

If accountability is DOD’s new mantra; He’ll get it. A hard nosed tough minded guy who’s fair. Who leads by example. Who’s physically tough and learned at Sparky Anderson’s right hand. His time with a very poor Tigers team as manager gave him a lot of insight into bad development practices and poor personell choices above him. There would be a lot of his way or the highway under him. He wouldn’t allow some people to punk out the way they have around here. To hell with the tacticle coach. Get me Trammel and have a smooth PR guy handle the media. There is your next Job Muzia!

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by Oldfoagie on Feb 1, 2012 8:29 AM MST up reply actions  

When we discussed this at the end of last season,

people (including me) really liked Dave Martinez, Rays Bench Coach. He’s got a lot going for him:

1) Learned under Joe Maddon, the best tactical manager in the game.

2) A super rad beard.

3) Not Jim Tracy.

Pretty compelling case, if you ask me.

by Shoemaker on Feb 1, 2012 7:55 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

You had me at 3.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 8:13 AM MST up reply actions  

He may be unobtanium ...

But my vote is for Terry Francona – the way he was ousted by the Sox was downright shameful.

by Traindogger on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 AM MST up reply actions  

Tito!

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 AM MST up reply actions  

Well it is a pretty cool nickname.

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 9:14 AM MST up reply actions  

Walt Weiss

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 AM MST up reply actions  

I like the idea of Mayne, Jeff Reed, or Kurt Manwaring too

Calling games at altitude seems like it would give you certain insite as for Weiss I love his 95 line in COL .260/.403/.321 now there is a leadoff hitter.

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 8:39 AM MST up reply actions  

Tito

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by Andrew Martin on Feb 1, 2012 9:20 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

You want Brian Fuentes as the manager?

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 5:14 PM MST up reply actions  

Dante Bichette!

In all seriousness, though, someone ought to hire Brian Bannister or Dirk Hayhurst for tactical coach or manager. Former players who are much smarter about baseball than most managers, and with pretty good PR skills, too. Probably have to wait until they’re a little older, since both are still playing age (if not quite playing ability).

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by EmersonCR on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

Whether you call that person

a “tactical coach,” or a “guy who distracts Tracy at key moments,” I’m in favor. Anything that has the net effect of Tracy making fewer baseball decisions is a plus in my book.

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 AM MST reply actions  

Tracy needs to act more like an absent parent

technically the father but really never there but sends the occasional $100

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by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 AM MST up reply actions  

Love this analogy

We’re always hearing “Jim Tracy as father figure” type stories. If he does anything well, that’s probably it.

I say the Rockies should just go all-in, hire Jim Tracy’s wife, and have them parent the team together.

And then hire an actual manager.

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 8:06 AM MST up reply actions  

heh

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 9:12 AM MST up reply actions  

Couldn't we get Tracy a Twitter account?

Or have SDCat introduce him to Doctor Who?

That’d be sure to keep him distracted.

by Shoemaker on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

I question Jim Tracy's ability

to understand either of those things

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 AM MST up reply actions  

If you've seen Letterman tweet...

Tracy’s style may be similar although less of an intentional comedy routine. @ # hashtag How do you figure out who hits where in your lineup?

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

isn't hiring a tactical coach for a major league manager

thoroughly redundant? Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken and this notion is actually presented tongue-in-cheek. Seriously, if he can’t make in-game decision, what the hell do we need him for? Clearly not to effectively mentor young players or establish an atmosphere of accountability in the clubhouse. Eye-candy for female seniors? We already have Dinger – one mascot is enough.

by volduck on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 AM MST reply actions  

I think bringing in a tactical coach instantly relegates your manager to lame duck status.

Who are the players going to listen to? And if the manager and coach are always on the same page, what’s the point?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 AM MST up reply actions  

Also,

if the manager sets the lineup, I think Tracy’s biggest weakness is still going to be on full display.

This year’s lineup appears to be more tinker-proof than in the past, but we will see how many starts EY2 gets in the outfield.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 AM MST up reply actions  

Think of a guy like Zimm ...

Probably not the best guy to run the day-to-day ballclub or face the media, but a great giy to bounce things off on the bench.

by Traindogger on Feb 1, 2012 9:13 AM MST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing about redundancy

My answer to the poll would be neither – want a tactical manager. If he’s good at that and we’re winning, I’m not that concerned about PR and good old dad stuff. Besides, Tracy is not good as an interview, either, IMO. I’m as anxious to have somebody who doesn’t say “in the manner in which” and “special” as I am to get rid of the lineup by dartboard technique.

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by purpleJerseygirl on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 AM MST up reply actions  

Hope you all know

the “PR” above meant “public relations” not “purple row” – I’m always concerned about the row and the rowbots!

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by purpleJerseygirl on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 AM MST up reply actions  

Personally...

I don’t want to see Tracy fired. That means that we will suck in 2012. I want us to win and thus, paper over Tracy’s lack of brilliance. I want 2012 to be… looking for a word…hmmm…well, for lack of a better term…SPECIAL!

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 AM MST reply actions  

No, I solved this back in November:

Rox start 10-20. Tracy fired. Francona in. Rox go on tear and win NL West.

It’s perfect.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 8:54 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Hard to see a flaw in your reasoning.

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It's anyway, not anyways.
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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 AM MST up reply actions  

well paint my barn and call me a bullfrog

that sounds like a winning plan right there.

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by Andrew Martin on Feb 1, 2012 9:25 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

Ok bullfrog

Your barn is painted chartreuse.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 AM MST up reply actions  

So

2009 again, except for the winning the NL West part.

by mkorpal on Feb 1, 2012 6:09 PM MST up reply actions  

Magic 8 Ball

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

His MIGHT actually be a 7 ball.

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 9:12 AM MST up reply actions  

wanna start a Rckpile meme?

Like that Chuck Norris thing but about Tracy and in reverse?

“If you had five dollars and Jim Tracy had five dollars, you would have more money than Tracy.

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 AM MST up reply actions  

rockpile

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by Since1993 on Feb 1, 2012 9:19 AM MST up reply actions  

Jim Tracy once went 0 for 4 with 5 strikeouts

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 AM MST up reply actions  

Jim Tracy Ty Wigginton once went 0 for 4 with 5 strikeouts GIDP

by The Toddfather's Goatee on Feb 1, 2012 9:42 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

It was a special game.

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 9:44 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Jim Tracy has so much credibility, he can, with a straight face, bat Eliezer Alfonso clean-up.

oh wait.

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 AM MST up reply actions  

Jim Tracy once climed to the top of Mt. Everest,

but perished on the descent after changing the sherpa line-up at the summit.

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 9:48 AM MST up reply actions  

I think so

Or it might have been the time he was SAVING the oxygen to use at 35,000 feet.

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

If Jim Tracy was Chuck Norris' manager

Chuck Norris would have benched in favor of Jean Claude van Damme for Missing in Action 2

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:00 AM MST up reply actions  

Or platooned with Steven Seagal.

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 AM MST up reply actions   2 recs

well played!

Just a small town kid who thinks Coors Field on a sunny summer Saturday night is the best place to be on this or any other plane of existence. When a late-inning Todd Helton go-ahead homerun is added to this scenario, my brain melts.

by Gasstation1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 AM MST up reply actions  

It really would

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 12:00 PM MST up reply actions  

7 for EY2's position?

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by EmersonCR on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

It WAS an 8 ball

But then he had some of it

by Purple Row Troll on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Winnar

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 AM MST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it's a magic 1 all.

Jim shakes it and asks how he should set up his line-up. It comes up with “Chinese Fire Drill”

by mkorpal on Feb 1, 2012 6:10 PM MST up reply actions  

Lets hire Jonah Hill for tactical coach. I liked what he did in that movie.

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 AM MST reply actions   1 recs

I approve of this plan.

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 9:24 AM MST up reply actions  

When he tried to steal the liquor in the detergent bottles? Not sure how that applies….

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 9:27 AM MST up reply actions  

nah man, when he helped his buddy deal with that unexpected pregnancy.

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 AM MST up reply actions  

and also man, he didn’t ‘try’, he succeeded. If smuggling booze in novel, inconspicuous vessels doesn’t have enough tact for you, then you sir, are simply insatiable.

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 AM MST up reply actions  

other news about Jorge de la Rosa – he may have kept injury hidden and pitched through pain and blah blah blah

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 AM MST reply actions  

Pretty Common

the sad thing is if they really had caught it early he would be back for opening day

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 AM MST up reply actions  

He was pitching incredibly well at the time and the team was sinking

I can understand it, though I don’t like it

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 AM MST up reply actions  

yea I mean, it’s also way better for this to happen during a season like 2011… though would we have 2011’d if he hadn’t gotten injured…

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 AM MST up reply actions  

The whole scenario mirrors Jeff Francis in 2008

Except Francis was able to hold on and keep pitching (albeit horribly). His injury opened the door for Jorge to join the rotation. Almost seems as if Jorge’s opened the door for Pomeranz.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 AM MST up reply actions  

Read something like that last night.

pretty gutsy. Love it.

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by CentralCaliRox on Feb 1, 2012 11:34 AM MST up reply actions  

there’s a fine line between gutsy and stupid. Not really sure what this thing classifies as but without making a judgement on JDLR’s decision, I found it interesting.

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 1:21 PM MST up reply actions  

ummm

Bench Coach = Tactical Coach?? Or am I missing something?

What the hell you lookin' at?

by Johnny Tits on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 AM MST reply actions  

I presume tactical coach would be given more authority than the suggestive support of the current bench coach

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 AM MST up reply actions  

someone who would punch Tracy in the balls

when he tries to bat Elizier Alfonzo 4th for example.

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 AM MST up reply actions  

someone should punch DOD/JT in the balls the next time Eliezer Alfonzo or Alfredo Amezega is batting for the Rockies

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by waterboy31321 on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 AM MST up reply actions  

Yes, same thing..

This whole ‘tactical coach’ thingy is kinda dumb. The manager should have enough confidence in his bench coach to trust his tactical ideas.

by roxhead on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 AM MST up reply actions  

thanks.

Pretty much what I was thinking too.

What the hell you lookin' at?

by Johnny Tits on Feb 1, 2012 11:41 AM MST up reply actions  

I don't like the idea...

of hiring a Tactical Coach. If the team Manager cannot figure out the tactics of a ball game, then he should be using his talents at something else. In Jim Tracy ’’s case, he probably should be playing solitaire somewhere in Ohio. His declining record as a manager is simply not acceptable.

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by Roxman on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 AM MST via mobile reply actions  

de la Rosa

Any thoughts on both Jorge and Jimenez trying to hide their injuries last year? I wonder if this was simply them wanting to play and/or live up to expectations, or if there could be some deeper communication issue between players and staff.

by rockiesfan on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 AM MST reply actions  

I don't think it was a communication issue

Not when Jorge intentionally told them it was a blister, then his groin, when it was his elbow. Even if Jorge was from Saturn, he could easily point to his elbow.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 AM MST up reply actions  

I guess what I meant by communication

is not that there was a language barrier – more of an ability of the staff to really figure out if their players are being completely honest.

by rockiesfan on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 AM MST up reply actions  

I figured that's probably what you meant

I just tend to consider outright lying a larger issue outside of the communication umbrella. But that’s semantics. I’m not sure what the team can do. They’ve no doubt stressed honesty with injuries after Francis frayed his shoulder, but unless they start doing weekly MRIs, pain is always the #1 relied-upon symptom.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 AM MST up reply actions  

It's probably more than deceit your dealing with, too.

If even normal non-athlete men like me are apt to say “oh, it’s not a big deal” when something hurts, imagine how 20-something athletes feel. I suspect DLR and Ubaldo really didn’t think anything was that wrong. Complaining would have been unmanly.

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by EmersonCR on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

Definitely

My dad is a doctor and has gotten patients come in after experiencing pain for months, or even years, before finally realizing it wasn’t just temporary aches.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 AM MST up reply actions  

Well, DLR knew he was in pain, but that's not rare for a pitcher and he was pitching very well.

But yeah, the deception didn’t make me feel great.

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by biondino on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 AM MST up reply actions  

I imagine there's all sorts of aches and pains during the season

This was certainly more than normal, but there’s a lot of rationalization a man can do to keep doing something he loves.

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 AM MST up reply actions  

E: the fire Tracy movement

I think we can all agree that Tracy will not be fired before the start of the season. So IF, Tracy were to be fired in season because the Rox are sucking so bad, god forbid, who on the current staff is next in line to manage? Tracy was Hurdle’s placeholder, who might be Tracy’s?

While I like Sanderg, Trammell and Francona as future replacements, an in season will be done with someone in house.

by MileHighHawkeye on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 AM MST via mobile reply actions  

Go crazy

Hire Goose Gossage. He and Carney on the same coaching staff would be entertaining.

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by wtnelson on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 AM MST up reply actions  

vinny castilla

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 AM MST via Android app up reply actions  

Do you think Runnells?

This was a discussion on Mile High Hockey a while back, and how they never go outside the organization to hire the new coach. New blood might be good but rarely do they go outside the org to replace a mid-season firing.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 10:42 AM MST up reply actions  

If we were going in house I would love Jerry Weinstein

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by MattBerger on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 AM MST up reply actions  

Admittedly I don't know much about him.

What is it that you like?

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 AM MST up reply actions  

That he looks like this

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Oh, Maddon glasses.

I got ya.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 AM MST up reply actions  

Hey Everyone Guess What

ITS FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!! Approximately 2 Weeks until Pitchers and Catchers Report!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by wolf213 on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 AM MST reply actions   1 recs

Too bad Brandon Wood

wasn’t also crazy awesome in 2009. But I digress. Tracy is obviously on a short leash, that has to be one of the most obvious managerial situations in sports…I wonder how many other managers in any sport, and certainly coaches in college, are in their last year of a deal? Lame ducks almost never happen, and I’m pretty surprised DOD is allowing it to happen here but whatever. I do not think it is a good strategy, and I doubt it will end well. Either Tracy will be fired after a poor start, or he’ll get hot enough by summer to earn an extension. Oh well, something to watch anyway.

One interesting challenge: find 5 sports blogs that cover teams (that are not recent champions) that actually like their manager/coach. I’m starting to think SB Nation in particular must have some rule about it.

by Teekalong on Feb 1, 2012 11:31 AM MST reply actions  

I really hope O’Dowd doesn’t put Brandon Wood on the 25 man roster at any point in the season. Because then it would be inevitable that the Brandon Wood of managers would give way too much playing time to the Brandon Wood of Brandon Woods.

by squalene203 on Feb 1, 2012 11:57 AM MST reply actions  

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by hotdoglady on Feb 1, 2012 12:18 PM MST reply actions  

#DINGERDOESN'TBELONGBEHINDHOMEPLATE_EVAR!!!!

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 12:30 PM MST up reply actions  

#IGNORETHEURGETOTINKER

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 12:40 PM MST up reply actions  

#HITTINGAGRANDSLAMDOESN'TMEANYUOCANBATCLEANUP

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by Roxman on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

#SUREITDOES-JT

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 1:05 PM MST up reply actions  

#JUSTCAN'TDOIT-JT

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 1:06 PM MST up reply actions  

This one's great.

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by Yokel on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM MST up reply actions  

#HAVEPITCHERSANDCATCHERSREPORTEDYET?

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM MST up reply actions  

#WAHTDOYOUMEANBYDEPENDS?

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 1:41 PM MST up reply actions  

#JIMTRACYUSESDEPENDS

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 1:43 PM MST up reply actions  

That's mean

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 1:45 PM MST up reply actions  

why, how so?

lots of things in his life depend on other things. what did you think i meant?

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 1:46 PM MST up reply actions  

#papalityplayingdumbdoesntringtrue

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM MST up reply actions  

#thisRPistooslow_entertainme

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 1:49 PM MST up reply actions  

#thisishowdesperatetheoffseasonhasbecome

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 1:51 PM MST up reply actions  

#ADULTDIAPERS?

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 1:43 PM MST up reply actions  

Sorry, hope you didn't get in trouble.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM MST up reply actions  

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM MST up reply actions  

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 2:05 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at work.

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by Greg Stanwood on Feb 1, 2012 2:06 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at work.

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM MST up reply actions  

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by Russ Oates on Feb 1, 2012 2:23 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at work.

by Shoemaker on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at school.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at school.

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at school.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:29 PM MST up reply actions  

Some days Purple Row is the only thing that keeps me insane at school.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:30 PM MST up reply actions  

This is so good. I just had to make it "green".

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM MST up reply actions  

I read this as saying Lice and Cumin.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:15 PM MST up reply actions  

EWWWWW

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:25 PM MST up reply actions  

not with lice

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM MST up reply actions  

You should lessen the amount of cumin

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:35 PM MST up reply actions  

I read that as ending in the word "in"

and thought Timmy looks gross but not that gross

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:33 PM MST up reply actions  

Yes.

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Feb 1, 2012 2:04 PM MST reply actions  

No?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 2:05 PM MST up reply actions  

Maybe...

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by Greg Stanwood on Feb 1, 2012 2:07 PM MST up reply actions  

Maybe!

I don’t know why you insist on seeing everything so black-and-white, Cat….

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by RdRnnr on Feb 1, 2012 2:07 PM MST up reply actions  

She's an AI hosted on a server in San Diego.

She only thinks in 1s and 0s.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:10 PM MST up reply actions  

Now I know!

"Surgeons have determined that doing the wave will, yes, will cause tears to the suprapinatus muscle and the infraspinatus muscle from the throwing of an individual's arms rapidly into the air. In addition, any children doing the wave will be sold to the circus. Do NOT do the wave in the ballpark. Doing the wave is safe at pro football games and Miley Cyrus concerts.
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by RdRnnr on Feb 1, 2012 2:12 PM MST up reply actions  

.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:14 PM MST up reply actions  

Indubitably!

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by Justus on Feb 1, 2012 2:10 PM MST up reply actions  

Everything thus far has been discussed ad nausium.

The %99 want Tracy gone.

We need new material.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:19 PM MST up reply actions  

then switch to Purple Row managers. Should they keep their jobs for another season?

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 2:20 PM MST up reply actions  

yes?

Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Do good! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

by Justus on Feb 1, 2012 2:24 PM MST up reply actions  

Oh.

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 2:24 PM MST up reply actions  

It depends

I want the job for OT thread starter.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:25 PM MST up reply actions  

Does anyone want the Cursed Guarantee position? We can always fire Aberle and get some new blood around here.

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 2:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Remind me, what is the Cursed Guarantee position?

And how many samples of my bad writing do you need?

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:31 PM MST up reply actions  

You can be a good writer, but you just have to be wrong whenever you guarantee something will happen.

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM MST up reply actions  

No thanks.

I don’t like making guarantees.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:45 PM MST up reply actions  

Can you guarantee that your guarantees will never come to pass?

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM MST up reply actions  

You have to be heartbreakingly wrong in your guarantees.

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by Justus on Feb 1, 2012 4:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah, guarantees should be verboten.

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by Justus on Feb 1, 2012 2:40 PM MST up reply actions  

I'm irreplaceable

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by Jeff Aberle on Feb 1, 2012 7:01 PM MST up reply actions  

your writing is

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 7:02 PM MST up reply actions  

To quote a very wise man...

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tryants.”

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM MST up reply actions  

It's like no one reads...

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:05 PM MST up reply actions  

you mean

like, a book, and stuff

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM MST up reply actions  

Back to the depends again?

I heard you can stuff them and not be worried about it

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM MST up reply actions  

depends on the size of the stuff

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM MST up reply actions  

smartass

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM MST up reply actions  

TWSS!

17 today, 16 tomorrow is how many days remain until Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training. Self taught and falling in love with this game is very easy to do, you can never hate it, and that is something that not one person can take away from anybody. The love of baseball and OUR COLORADO ROCKIES. Can't wait until fantasy starts also. This will be the 4th year for my team. The Blake St. Bombers.

by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM MST up reply actions  

You know...

Left to Right

Top to Bottom

Cooler than a polar bear's toenails...
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by The jDub on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM MST up reply actions  

I read

how could I quote the very wise Russ Oates if I hadn’t read?

I simply adapted to a different subject…

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:08 PM MST up reply actions  

Sweet.

I’m actually the ghost of Thomas Jefferson, by the way.

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by Russ Oates on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM MST up reply actions  

nope

z’d through everything

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 5:19 PM MST up reply actions  

It's like no one reads....

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM MST up reply actions  

What do you max by tryants?

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM MST up reply actions  

That's when you, like, try to be a tyrant....

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM MST up reply actions  

What do you mean by mean?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM MST up reply actions  

(n1 + n2 + n3...)/ # of values

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM MST up reply actions  

Don't you get all mathy

with me, young lady.

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:18 PM MST up reply actions  

Now that's just mean.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM MST up reply actions  

The jury's still out

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:20 PM MST up reply actions  

The jury is hung.

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by Russ Oates on Feb 1, 2012 3:21 PM MST up reply actions  

Out to dry?

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Depends on the size of the gavel

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM MST up reply actions  

is that

a Betancourt joke?

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions  

it is now

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM MST up reply actions  

No

But maybe this is ( Family Feud video).

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by Russ Oates on Feb 1, 2012 3:28 PM MST up reply actions  

So Raffy is the jury?

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:33 PM MST up reply actions  

That's the norm.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM MST up reply actions  

What's your standard deviation?

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions  

That's not important.

But fits on a log squared curve.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM MST up reply actions  

sorry

Tracy exhausted his testability

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 5:21 PM MST up reply actions  

What is wrong with you that you ask this question of us?

Have you met Purple Row before?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM MST up reply actions  

hard to navigate

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 2:25 PM MST up reply actions  

this should be green...

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 2:29 PM MST up reply actions  

Need one more.

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 2:32 PM MST up reply actions  

Who are you calling "you people"?

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:18 PM MST up reply actions  

What do you mean by "you people"?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:18 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah!

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM MST up reply actions  

What she said!

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions  

So, Jim Tracy

is the general, and the tactical coach is his colonel who eventually leads the bloody coup against Tracy?

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by Russ Oates on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM MST reply actions  

Dinger?

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 2:23 PM MST up reply actions  

The Dinger suggestion may not be so ridiculous

Have a look at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/1965569.stm

He is now serving his third term in office.

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by biondino on Feb 2, 2012 3:46 AM MST up reply actions  

You mean like Tracy was before Hurdle was fired?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM MST up reply actions  

"The tree

of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tryants."

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by Russ Oates on Feb 1, 2012 2:27 PM MST up reply actions  

Rockies ST Ballpark gets Ballpark of the year honors.

linky

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM MST reply actions  

nice.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM MST up reply actions  

I was reading this RP on my phone in a WalMart bathroom.

I can’t believe how much echo there is in there when someone laughs hysterically. I got to the part about “depends” and I tried not to be loud but I couldn’t help myself.

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM MST reply actions  

I cannot decide which part of your comment is more

disturbing.

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:20 PM MST up reply actions  

This is why I never go to the bathroom in WalMart.

Dude, TMI.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:21 PM MST up reply actions  

That is actually

pretty low on my long list of reason why I will not go into Walmart bathrooms

Is it April yet?

by Rosenort on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Still makes the list though...

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM MST up reply actions  

When you got to go, you got to go.

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:35 PM MST up reply actions  

Sorry. This RP is so funny. I tried to stop myself but I gave up when the tears started falling out of my eyes from laughing

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:35 PM MST up reply actions  

That's why I don't read the RP in the bathroom.

Besides, I might (and probably will) drop my phone.

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:37 PM MST up reply actions  

That is one thing (knock on wood) that I have never done.

Dropped a phone in the toilet.

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM MST up reply actions  

This would be a great OT Thread...In fact...I'll start one.

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by The jDub on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM MST up reply actions  

Im done talking about it now.

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM MST up reply actions  

That's a GREAT idea, jdub!

I was just thinking that and made one!

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM MST up reply actions  

I try not to be loud in public restrooms myself

but as you say, you can’t always help yourself…

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Hysterically or maniacally?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:37 PM MST up reply actions  

YES

The off-season sucks.
That is all.

by DAWNMARIE01 on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM MST up reply actions  

If Javier Vazquez retires, the new career active K leader will be

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by Andrew T. Fisher on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM MST reply actions  

and he will be with us! Yea!

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:36 PM MST up reply actions  

Ohhh yeahhhh

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:37 PM MST up reply actions  

hungover?

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 3:37 PM MST up reply actions  

hung?

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Here we go again.

RAFFY!

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by Roxman4ever on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM MST up reply actions  

hug?

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM MST up reply actions  

ug?

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM MST up reply actions  

?

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM MST up reply actions  

.

We're trying to win a (#)(*@$%#)@#&$#)^ argument here!!!!

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 3:48 PM MST up reply actions  

.dividedbytwo

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 4:00 PM MST up reply actions  

squarerootofnegativeone

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by Thnikkaman on Feb 1, 2012 5:57 PM MST up reply actions  

wish I could put color in format...ah well

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM MST up reply actions  

sorry OT but for those of you subjected to me telling steakman and papality

about my mom’s cancer good news! What had appeared on the CT scan to be stage 4 cancer has after 2 liver and one lung biopsy to be not cancer after all. The Granuloma in her lungs are not cancerous and while they don’t know yet what it is anything is better than aggressive Big C.

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM MST reply actions   2 recs

Thank goodness! That is terrific news!

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:37 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah I am ear to ear right now

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM MST up reply actions  

Wow that is huge news

stage 4 is scary stuff

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah 30 days ago we were told 2-8 monthes

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM MST up reply actions  

Wow. Talk about

messing with your head :(.

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM MST up reply actions  

Certainly a bolt out of the blue September was 10 year since we lost my dad

he had found out it was Esophageal Cancer on Aug 17(my brothers 20th birthday) and died on Sept 9 so we all certainly weren’t counting on a best case scenario

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:45 PM MST up reply actions  

I had the same prognosis with my uncle 14 months ago. We were told less than 3 months, but he’s still around and doing okay.

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by Muzia on Feb 1, 2012 3:43 PM MST up reply actions  

That is awesome, it is amazing to live in a time where there are usually things that

we can do to fight it.

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM MST up reply actions  

That's awesome!

I felt bad for a while after our “ur mom” competition even though it was all tongue in cheek

by steakman on Feb 1, 2012 6:24 PM MST up reply actions  

SI Power Rank

has us sitting at #21. The comments seem pretty fair:

The Rockies are the winner of this year’s inaugural tough-to-project award. SI’s Tom Verducci already covered how they aged the roster, providing a curious mix of players. The rotation would seem to be too inexperienced for 2012 success, but with time and with the club’s retooled farm system, Colorado might be taking one step back to take two steps forward.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/joe_lemire/02/01/offseason.power.rankings/index.html#ixzz1lAjfgcmr

by Teekalong on Feb 1, 2012 3:33 PM MST reply actions  

spots 9-14 are interesting

could be reshuffled basically any way and still make sense

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM MST up reply actions  

not sure if i buy us below the dodgers, royals, and pirates, though

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 3:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Meh again we have to prove ourselves this year that is fine

although I think Cuddyer is the only guy still on this team in 2 years of our Offseason adds

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM MST up reply actions  

I meant of the older crew Chatwood and maybe Outman if he morphs into a LH

Matt Belisle

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by TomCat009 on Feb 1, 2012 4:25 PM MST up reply actions  

chatwood's young enough that there's still hope

but i am no fan

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 4:41 PM MST up reply actions  

Why not?

MOYER IS OUR SAVIOR
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by CentralCaliRox on Feb 1, 2012 4:42 PM MST up reply actions  

nearly even K/BB throughout his career

rushing him might have ruined him, 5.16 SIERA last year

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 4:46 PM MST up reply actions  

but I understand your point.

Still has a long ways to go though.

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by CentralCaliRox on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM MST up reply actions  

Hard to say a 21 year old has had a "career"

Love his stuff. All he needs is a bit of command and he’ll be a fixture for us, either in bullpen or rotation. That’s 50/50 for sure, but it’s not like the raw material isn’t there.

by BostonTransplant on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM MST up reply actions  

exactly

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 4:49 PM MST up reply actions  

I'd have preferred us to be at 30

the way the team plays with low expectations (among the baseball writers at least)

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by CentralCaliRox on Feb 1, 2012 4:43 PM MST up reply actions  

JFK's Quote of the Day:

“The field was even greener than my boy’s mind had pictured it. In later years, friends of ours visited Ireland and said the grass there was plenty green all right, but that not even the Emerald Isle itself was as green as the grass that grew in Ebbets Field.” ~Duke Snider

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 5:13 PM MST reply actions  

surprisingly eloquent fellow

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 5:29 PM MST up reply actions  

I think he even more eloquent

in tomorrow’s quote

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 6:20 PM MST up reply actions  

Eloquently said.

;P

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by prettyinpurple on Feb 1, 2012 6:40 PM MST up reply actions  

ha thanks

I noticed the missing is (or ’s) as soon as I hit post

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 6:42 PM MST up reply actions  

That is one awesome quote

Thanks for that. It always seems to me that the grass at Coors Field is the greenest I’ve ever seen. Probably because it’s my favorite place to be in the summer.

Waiting for spring.

by rockhead on Feb 1, 2012 5:30 PM MST up reply actions  

I get the same feeling cresting the steps and getting a first glimpse at a baseball field that I do walking into a cathedral.

For much the same reason.

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by Yokel on Feb 1, 2012 8:07 PM MST up reply actions  

Here's a quote for you then:

"These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don’t have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks." ~Jimmy Buffet

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by jrockies on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Late to the party here

Tactical coach should be the Coach.

If Tracy can’t do it, dump him an bring someone else in. Don’t want too many chefs in the kitchen.

by Adam2011 on Feb 1, 2012 5:24 PM MST reply actions  

And what a party it is

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by EmersonCR on Feb 1, 2012 5:28 PM MST via Android app up reply actions  

Dead Man's Party?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 5:49 PM MST up reply actions  

Who could ask for more?

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by Junction Rox on Feb 1, 2012 5:56 PM MST up reply actions  

Everybody's comin'?

Leave their bodies at the door?

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by SDcat09 on Feb 1, 2012 6:00 PM MST up reply actions  

I agree with this. Until I see a better reason for why there should be a tactical coach plus a manager (or in other words, why the manager wouldn’t be able to fill both roles himself), just having a crappy manager isn’t reason enough.

Unless of course we want to hire a tactical coach as part of a greater ‘fire Tracy/succession planning’ effort.

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by Resolution on Feb 1, 2012 9:02 PM MST up reply actions  

I'm so glad we're less than three weeks from P&C report day

Dunno if I can stand reading about Jim Tracy for much longer. Isn’t there anyone who’s in the best shape of his life or has a new cutter?

by BostonTransplant on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 PM MST reply actions  

I hear Jim Tracy is in the best shape of his life

and also developed a new cutter.

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by EmersonCR on Feb 1, 2012 9:24 PM MST up reply actions  

If Javier Vazquez doesn't retire...

why shouldn’t we go after him? He eats innings, had one of the better 2nd halfs in baseball last year, and thrives when not in New York. Being out of big market spotlight helps him, and he’s far from old. Why the lack of interest in him? He’d seem like a reasonable fit for us, both in terms of contract size and filling that need DOD expressed for an innings eating veteran, as yet unfilled.

by The Fanimal on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM MST reply actions  

i don't think he'd want to play here

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM MST up reply actions  

FYP

But none of them are good major league pitchers.

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 10:06 PM MST up reply actions  

Why not?

We have a humidor and Denver isn’t death to pitchers anymore. Is it?

by The Fanimal on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM MST via iPhone app up reply actions  

i believe he has said it's miami or retirement

he wants to be close to puerto rico

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by papality on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM MST up reply actions  

If he re-ups in FLA that team is NASTY

SS Reyes
LF Lomo
3B Hanley
RF Stanton
1B Sanchez
C Buck
CF Bonafacio
2B Infante
P

SP JJohnson 2.64 FIP 2011
SP ASanchez 3.35 FIP
SP Buehlre 3.83 Career ERA in a hitters park
SP Nolasco 3.54 FIP
SP Vazquez 3.57 FIP including a 1.8 ERA over his final 18 starts with a 112/17 K/BB
CL Bell

"Self-control is the chief element in self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element in courage." ― Thucydides

by TomCat009 on Feb 2, 2012 9:23 AM MST up reply actions  

This...

He refuses to play anywhere but on the East Coast. He flies home all the time to visit family, and it’s become quite apparent that he views his family as being much more important than baseball (hey, that’s a good thing, right??).

-C

It’s rough to sit through these games and not have someone that can’t hit a Ball?

by cthabeerman on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 AM MST up reply actions  

#NONEWSMEANSNOTHURSDAYROCKPILE

Avalanche 2011-12 season, Mission 45 Wins.
Get well soon Juan.

by Thnikkaman on Feb 2, 2012 9:12 AM MST reply actions  

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