Wednesday Off-Topic

1. Hoping to get some friends together to play some games.

2. Both

3. Successful, defense, lose, across, and really anything that has a double consonant sound.

4. I have a library card, used it about a Month ago to borrow a copy of MF Doom’s Operation Doomsday

5. So there is this drunk that stumbles out of a bar.
He tries to gather himself; squints and looks around to find his bearings; brushes the dust of his coat when he spots a nun.
Dodging the late night traffic, he half stumbles, half runs across the street and takes a swing at this nun when he reaches her.
He connects with a jab, and then lands a right cross and an uppercut. The nun goes down like a pile of laundry, and the guy just jumps on her.
At this point, a small crowd has gathered and a chivalrous man is about to pull this drunk off the poor nun when the drunk, stops and gets up.
The drunk wipes the slobber from his mouth, points at the nun and says,
“You aren’t so tough now are you, Batman!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M95P3DTYxqg

I probably drink 50 cups of coffee for every cup of tea. I like tea (though I have a real issue, almost an obsession, with the British attitude to tea as a cure-all when it’s inevitably being drunk by drab, beige people in drab beige houses, and if a cup of tea is the most exciting thing they can think of then omg what is wrong with you), I just love coffee.

But when I was off sick yesterday I did wander round the local library and although I don’t know if they’ll have many books that would interest me, I loved the vibe. So I am v pro libraries (which are getting [REDACTED] by the government over here right now. Indeed all good public services are getting [REDACTED]).

…are usually so nice but are never quite as hot as some movies make them out to be.

What are your plans this Friday night? So far nothing I have to be at work early on Friday morning, so probably just go to bed early.

Coffee or Tea? Coffee. But I do enjoy an iced mint tea in the summer time.

Which words do you constantly misspell when you type them? not so much misspell, but I switch effect and affect in my head all the time.

Do you have a library card? If so, when was the last time you used it? Yes, I use it all the time.

Tell me a joke. Derek Jeter.

Check out this track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n—lN-vT4C0

1. A friend of mine is having a CD release show at the Oriental

2. 4 shot Americano, once a day

3. relatively

4. No…I haven’t been in a library since college

5. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve???

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!!!!

…and I’m out.

I guess…

/sigh

1) I don’t have any plans yet… maybe happy hour with the co-workers?
2) Cofffeeeee most definitely, although quality is important (a good cup of tea is obviously preferable to a cup of Folgers)
3) Beacuse, Perferable
4) I do have a library card, I used it this summer – BUT I don’t use it anymore because there’s a used bookstore by my work that sells paperbacks for $2, hard covers for $4… awesome.
5) What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What are your plans this Friday night? Got high school hoops to broadcast in Lexington, NE

Coffee or Tea? Coffee in the morning, tea if my throat’s sore

Which words do you constantly misspell when you type them? “Apparently”.

Do you have a library card? If so, when was the last time you used it? Yeah, but haven’t been there in a while. Used to go all the time when I was a little kid and check out every sports book I could fit into a bag. I was a fast reader so I’d finish them all up and then go back in two weeks for more. Got to the point where I’d read just about every sports related book in that place.

Tell me a joke.

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly, a man in a trench coat appears in front of the old ladies and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second one couldn’t reach that far.

1) probably just relaxing at home, as I’ll be pulling 4 10s Tue-Fri
2) coffee when healthy, tea when sick. I’m almost always healthy.
3) I have multiple, but I keep forgetting them. Otherwise I’d remember to spell them correctly
4) knock knock. Who’s there? Apple. Apple who? Apple eat a banana! (My kid heard a knock knock joke at day care months ago when he was 3. So he told lots of knock knock jokes. None made any sense, but all made him laugh uncontrollably for several minutes).

Maybe going to see ‘The Vow’ Friday.
Coffee > Tea but I’ll drink both. Hate Chai.
Nation, prioirity, my last name.
I use my library card all the time.
Have to think of a good one.

1. I can do anything without making plans, I’m unemployed
2. Neither, Diet Mountain Dew
3. Nothing since I started using Google Chrome
4. I have a library card to here and San Diego. I return my books late, that’s how I support my local library.
5. WHAT IS A CAT’S FAVORITE COLOR? purrrple

Me: My severance check didn’t get deposited into my account today
Them: I am verre sahry to hear that:
Me: I have people who I owe money to, they might cut off my fingers
Them: It iz prolably bitter thahn heere
Me: You win

1) No idea. That’s like two days away. If the Nuggets are playing, probably watching the game.
2) Coffee mostly, and tea to mix it up
3) Wierd…err. weird….
4) Oldest joke I know: A mountain lion was seen damaging some of Roy Roger’s property. Roy sends out his sidekick to find the mountain lion. He comes back a few hours and finds Roy working in the barn. He taps Roy on the shoulder and says, “Pardon me Roy. Is this the cat who chewed your new shoes?”

I’ll see myself out.

Series 3 of BSG and the “Exodus” episodes. Cause I’m gonna wanna talk to you about it.

Anybody in here watch Justified? Just checking to see if anybody else is watching the best show on television. That’s right, Breaking Bad and Mad Men can suck it, Justified wins.

1. I’m working Mines basketball games Friday night. Then I’ll hang out with friends.
2. Coffee sips coffee
3. Myslef gahhhhhh

5. So a baby seal walks into a club…

They just released their album on sound cloud – you can listen to the whole thing here, but this is the best song. Can’t stop listening.

I don’t have to go back to work until the 27th