Thursday Off-Topic

Having to leave over here in Chiefs land during this season, and in particular this week, has become annoying.  Please post your favorite jokes about Kansas, Missouri, or the Chiefs for my reading pleasure or post something else off-topic.  Here is one joke to start everyone off:

The U.S. Government, in an effort to improve the education level in Missouri has found a way to help raise the level in both Iowa and Missouri.  By giving the lower third of Iowa to Missouri, IQ averages in boths states will soar to new levels.  (not a great one I admit, but something to start with)

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