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Party Deck #4: Heartburn Is Not Your Friend


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This image is pretty freakin' provocative if you ask me.

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(use this one weird trick to circumvent the 150-word limit for fanposts! SB nation and Vox Media editors hate this!)

Your mission, if you choose to accept it: make up Rowbot facts worthy of Chuck Norris facts.

It's six AM and heartburn is preventing me from sleeping. Do what you want, usual rules apply. College football preview magazines come out in a couple weeks (so laughably early), how do you think they're going to grade your team of choice? How do you think they'll do?

Here is your poll. Please do not bully it.

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. But the above FanPost does not necessarily reflect the attitudes, opinions, or views of Purple Row's staff (unless, of course, it's written by the staff [and even then, it still might not]).

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