Seriously, I looked it up, that number is full of sadness. I almost put Bruce Bochy in the title, but that would make a party deck of hatred and anger and lots of %Giants all the way through.
So to apologize for bringing up the name of the manager of the %Giants, here is something to calm you down.
Anybody want to do some lines?
Being the Doug Benson fan I am, and that I love his podcast "Doug Loves Movies", I thought we could play a little game called Doing Lines With Mark. In the podcast, a comedian that does an excellent impersonation of Mark Whalberg comes out and randomly spouts out a line from a movie. Using the spoiler tags to keep the game fun for everyone, name the movies that these lines come from
- Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!
- Guy: You have the most beautiful toes, have I ever told you that? And I'm not even a foot guy. Gal: Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?
- Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your ___ stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you.
- Of all courtship rituals in the animal kingdom, the most spectacular by far is that of the bald eagle. The male and female climb to dizzying heights and then ...join in free fall, plummeting toward earth, locked in each others embrace, separating only at the very last moment.
Next week, I find a better player to represent the party deck, or Numbers does it