Jokes That Aren't Funny

MLB, Hello Kitty join forces!

Hello, Hello Kitty!

Don't hate us ...

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... for we're just trying to give you the first, last and only look at Tulo in Yankee pinstripes. (via @chrischrisman) This was all inspired by this #strongtake from a Denver Post reader/Internet commenter, who may or may not actually be ArtsyFartsyHipsterDoofus.

Let's GIF!

In this week's GIF post, we honor Mark Sanchez's terribleness and perhaps the coolest little kid on the planet.

Purple Row's MLB GIFs of the Week

The MLB postseason is in full effect, and I've been able to mix in some laughter along with all of the tears. You should, too.

Giants In Denver Again To Face Rockies; Few People Care. More At 11.

The Giants are in Denver for the final time this season (thank God), as they get set to face the Rockies in a three-game series.

Chipper Jones, Atlanta Braves Continue Playoff Chase Vs. Colorado Rockies

The Atlanta Braves, behind a solid pitching staff and good young (and a little bit of old) talent, are dangerously close to "America's Team" territory again. Bummer.

Los Angeles Dodgers Travel To Denver To Play First Full Series Since Trading James Loney For Nick Punto

The Rockies finally have been freed from the abuse that James Loney has been dishing out to them for six years. Unfortunately, now they have to deal with Nick Punto and a cast of other characters that just arrived in L.A. from Boston.

Thursday Off Topic

Well, not really.

Rockies Sign Free Agent Ty Wigginton

Free Agency has begun, and as of 12:01 AM ET, players with the requisite amount of service time were eligible to file for free agency. The Rockies were aware of this, and immediately got the hot...

Ubaldo's April 1st Struggles: Elbow Related?

After his opening day disaster, Ubaldo Jimenez was evaluated by team trainer Keith Dugger for what's being described as "vague elbow something". The Rockies are skipping his next start against the P...

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